#renee would be such a good dm

[sharkszone]

the monsters play DND (feat. renee):

Renee (DM) : no ,kevin, you play dnd to be someone who isnt you.

Kevin *holding his human fighter character sheet* : when have you ever seen me wield a sword?

Nicky *still writing his bard's backstory* : how come andrew doesn't get that criticism?

Andrew *holding his human rogue character sheet* : when have you ever seen me holding knives?

*silence*

Neil : wait ... we cant be too similar to our characters? Do i resemble a dwarf barbarian?

*unanimous yes*

Aaron : well mines a woman so i think i have my grounds covered, as well as the groups diversity policy.

[constelationprize]

You know what? The Foxes DnD Nights would be INSANE.

[boujiestpoet]

STARCROSSED (CHARLES LECLERC X OC)

Real Life Chapter 1.5

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Title: Cold Morning

Summary: Renee fighting for her life pt 1

FACECLAIM: The extraordinary Tems

THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. THE BEHAVIOUR OF THE CHARACTERS DOES NOT REFLECT THE REAL PERSONALITIES OF THE INDIVIDUAL UPON WHOM THEY ARE BASED. I AM MERELY BORROWING THEIR PHYSICAL LIKENESS AND THE PROFESSION THEY HAVE FOR THE SAKE OF THIS NARRATIVE

TW: Cringiness from the writer, grammatical errors (have mercy english is my semi first language)

London, UK

Renee stepped out of the cab, her body heavy with exhaustion. The long flight from Norway had left her drained, but it wasn't just the travel that weighed on her. It was the swirling storm of scandal that awaited her back home. After five months shooting that took all her strenght, she hoped to return to her semi erratic life. But the universe, had other plans for her.

As she tried to use her remaining strenght to drag herself in front of the door, her head began to throb. An ache that started to spread all over he head like a wildfire.

"Fever" she thought " Just what I need right now"

By the time she opened the door, she could barely stand up. Her vision turned blurry and yanked her keys somewhere, promising herself she would come back after a good nap

It was empty and dead silence as she hoped, it was just her and her thoughts followed by the sound of the usual rain in the background, she stepped in her room, and exhaled, she was not anymore in a hotel in Norway, forcing herself to have conversation with costars ,who were half strangers that she only meets during awards season.

She changed and right before collapsing into bed her phone rang

" Are you taking a piss?" she groaned and answered her phone

" Hello?"

" It's me mum" at the voice of her mum she stood back up

" Sorry mum for not texting you........"

" .....how are you?" she asked, behind that stern voice she could hear her breath shaking.

" Everything is alright, just have a fever " she replied, silence fell between them,

it was not like their customary silence, where after being apart for a while hearing each other breathing was a sign that everything was alright. She didn't want her mum hear her crying especially though the phone,and the same was for her mother.

" Don't drink anything cold from now on, cover your neck and head, Ella's been opening all your windows, there should't be no dust. And she stocked your fridge too, no more excuses for you to eat tak eout everyday" she intructed

" Yes ma" she giggled

" After eating take some paracetamol ibuprofen and oranges for vitamin C, take them for a while, slowly the pain will eventually fade away"

" Thank you mommy" her voice cracked, warm tears were falling down her face.

" No problem , do as I told you"

" I love you mum"

" I love you too, bye" and she hang up, she took a deep breath and stood up from the bed.

Renée sat in the dimly lit kitchen her head resting against the cool surface of the marble countertop. The kitchen, usually a place of warmth and comfort, now felt like a cold, sterile environment that mirrored the emptiness she felt inside. Thank to her mother adivce her body was slightly cooling down.

The events of the last few hours were replaying in her head, she had just landed in London and her phone was literally shaking. Her phone was erupting with notifications, dm, messages, calls and posts on social media. Scared that one of her loved ones had passed away, she opened instagram and the first thing that caught her eye was the scathing title.

" Actress Renee Bennett betrayed by boyfriend and best friend"

Photo of Ben her boyfriend of two years, he was laughing and kissing her best friend, they were everywhere, she closed her eyes trying to escape the nightmare.

But it was failing the images were branded on her mind. The whole world discovered her boyfriend was publicly cheating on her before her

The phone sat in front of her on the table, silent now, but it felt like it was radiating a dark energy, taunting her with the truth she didn’t want to face. She had been avoiding it, not daring to pick it up, afraid of what more she might find. But she knew she couldn’t ignore it forever.

With a trembling hand, Renee reached for the phone, her fingers brushing against the cold glass screen. A shiver ran through her, though whether it was from the fever or the dread building inside her, she couldn’t tell. She hesitated, her thumb hovering over the screen. Did she really want to see more? Did she really want to dig deeper into this pit of despair?

The kitchen clock ticked loudly in the silence, each second stretching into eternity. Renee let out a shaky breath and lowered her hand, resting it back on the counter. She couldn’t do it. Not yet. The pain was too fresh, too raw. Seeing their faces again, reading the comments, the opinions of people who didn’t know her, who didn’t know the situation—it was too much.

She knew that she would have to face them and the whole wolrd, the betrayal and the humiltiation. But at the moment she was not ready face the world's judgement and the people that tore her heart.

Instead, she poured herself a glass of water, her hands still trembling, and slowly made her way to the couch in the living room. She needed to rest, to gather her strength. The storm would still be there when she woke up, but for now, all she could do was close her eyes and try to find some peace, even if it was only for a few fleeting moments.

Author's Note: Sorry for the loong chapter I wanted to inclue Charle's povebut I notice it would have been longer soo next chapter. Please advice are wolcome this is the first time I try to write a chapter majority without writing it in italian and then translating

[jellysaidshit]

Okay, what's up

I'm looking for mutuals, or basically people who would like to be friends and shit, NO MINORS PLEASE

Also people who like stuff that I like so we can ramble, chat and annoy each other (in a good way). List of said stuff is below, and info about me is here!

General stuff

- music, especially pop/punk rock and just random songs (look at #altyn listens to)

- chaotic academia, dark academia, punk academia aesthetic

- learning new shit and fun facts

- books and diaries

- knitting, crocheting, sketching

- writing

Fandoms

The ones I'm always in love with:

- Grishaverse (shadow and bone x, six of crows o)

- Marauders (haven't finished atyd but am a strong lover of them all)

- Lord of the rings universe (esp hobbit)

- Vicious and Vengeful by V.E. Shwaab

- Criminal minds

The ones I'm currently obsessed with:

- Our flag means death

- The haunting of hill house and The fall of the family of the Usher

- Street woman fighter 2 (team wolflo and team bebe)

- Jujutsu Kaisen

- Stand up club (Лиза, варя, яся, пушкин, коваль)

- Renee Rapp (can you write an artist as a fandom?)

I think that's it. Anyways, please follow and/or send me asks or dm me if you wanna be friends or just chat!

[treemusinngs]

hiya!! my name is aspen (like the tree or the dental company, perhaps the city) and i’m 23 years old!! est time zone, i usually work nights but im around very very late at night and usually try to communicate even when im working n stuff. i’ve been roleplaying for well over ten years at this point, its always been a very fun hobby for me! i’ve got a slew of ocs that ive cooked in my head, and im open to several fandoms too, though i dont usually get a chance to delve into them since they’re not very,,,, popular anymore tbh jfmgmgmg.

my one request is patience and understanding!! if we don’t mesh, that’s totally fine! i’m ghost friendly but i’m also more than okay if you just tell me you’d like to drop.

for fandomless roleplays, i heavily prefer queer pairings!!!!!!!! mxm, fxf, nbxa, give me all of them i will devour them. i’ve got a large amount of male ocs, a good amount of female and nb ocs!!! for plots i can really be open to anything, i have a modern fantasy-ish verse ive been crafting in my head for a good minute here and i would LOVE to ramble about it. i’ll list my fandoms below!!!!

pokémon: raihan x leon*, raihan x piers*, blue* x red, ethan* x silver*

splatoon: agent 4* x agent 3*, agent 8* x agent 3*, pearl* x marina

danganronpa: shuichi x kaede*, kaito x kokichi*, shuichi x kokichi*, miu x kaede*, toko* x komaru, aoi* x sakura*, kiyotaka* x mondo, hajime* x nagito*, chiaki* x sonia*, gundham x sonia* (probably more tbh)

voltron (don’t look at me): keith* x lance

night in the woods: I WILL WRITE ANYONE. PLEASE.

omori: i would LOVE to write basil or mari pls pls pls pls pls

all for the game: neil* x andrew*, kevin x andrew*, jean x jeremy*, renee* x allison*

i thiiiiink? thats it for my lil intro!! if you’re interested in an rp please feel free to dm me or leave a note on this and i will inquire asap!!!! thanks :3

[zero-insignificance]

DND Recap: Don't Lose Your Head

Cast includes: Rose the Dm, Alfie (yours truly), Rene, Truk, Patrick, Bob (split custody between me and Rose) and THE RETURN OF MARK, the human.

Our party is full of crazy powerful individuals + Patrick and a guy.

We open in the Capitol City of Russia. We still don't have a name.

We're getting ready for the wedding.

The Nap Sack rustles and out comes Mark who is immediately tackled in a hug by Alfie.

Mark thinks it's only been 12 hours. It has been a week since he last saw the party.

The party catches him up on what has happened, which is a lot. Alfie tells him that he's a god and asks him if that changes how he feels about him. And it doesn't since Alfie has lived most of his life as a mortal. Then he introduces the newest party members. Truk and Rene. And I knew that Truk and Mark would either hate each other or they would become best friends (maybe lovers).

Back in the feywilds, Mark promised Alfie that he would tell him his name when they escaped. Alfie never told him what Alfie is short for.

Mark waits for Bob to leave, and Bob is like "Understandable" and leaves.

Mark's name is Malekus. He and Alfie do a name swap cuz Alfie just never mentioned that he's trans or that Alfie is short for Alfonse.

Mark wants to spar with Truk.

Bob comes back. Hank the orb wants to talk with Mark to welcome him back and Alfie does this:

Alfie: This person's my best friend *points to Mark* this person's my best friend points to Truk this person's my best uhhhh points at Patrick and shrugs and this person is my best friend points to Bob Bob: I've been bequeathed the title of best friend by Alfie? I do not deserve this…

And Hank tells them "Don't worry Bob, you'll get an even better title." And Bob is like "What? What do you mean?" and Hank is like "You and Alfie get together in the end." and Alfie is like "What?" and Bob is like "What?" and Hank is like "Oh, that's way after the cat dies." And Alfie just looks at Bob and is like "After your redemption arc? Sure." and Bob is just blushing like "I'm going to get married???" and Hank is like "Autistic ADHD asexual queer power couple. It's fate."

Bob asks what he can do to help with the wedding, and one of those headcanons I've had about Bob is that he can't be trusted in the kitchen but he's really good with plants.

Alfie: You can't be trusted in the kitchen Bob: *sad british boi* I know... Alfie: But we need someone to do flowers! Bob: *lights up* Really? I have quite the green thumb! Alfie: Yeah, I can see that. His thumb is literally green Bob: Yeah. got a little overzealous with the fabric dye. So, what were you and Fluffy thinking of? Alfie: We were thinking of wisteria hanging from the ceiling, but we're doing it outdoors. Bob: One wisteria tree coming up! Can I have my baja blast smoke bombs? Alfie: But you have smoke bombs? Bob: But these ones aren't green... Alfie: Okay.

And Bob throws a smoke bomb and there's a Bugs Bunny style hole in the ground. He is gone.

We walk through town when Alfie spots a very familiar building. A neon pink building that says "Sha'am" with a familiar face.

ShaCarri, the Sha'am Shop Owner. Everyone is like "I would." I'm aro ace but if I wasn't I would.

Alfie: SHA'AM?! ShaCarri: Hello my fine feathered friend! Alfie: How the fuck did you get here? ShaCarri: That portal you made in the town. We've expanded! Alfie: It's still open? ShaCarri: How else did you think the Rum Rums showed up? Alfie: Oh. That makes sense. ShaCarri: Why are there mushrooms everywhere? Alfie: We banished the elder Rum Rum, so they've broken free of the hive mind control thing. ShaCarri: Would your friend like a pet? Mark's Player: I would like Dogmeat. Me: From Fallout 4? Mark's Player: Yes Rose: Let me see if I can find a stat sheet for that. Rose: I can't find one. Me: I have an idea. I saw this earlier on TikTok from fluffy.folio.

Mark passes on it but Bob's face lights up.

Bob: *awestruck* Can I have him? ShaCarri: *surprised* Uh... sure! Bob: *pays ShaCarri* I'm going to name you Templeton. Bob adores Templeton. "my son" Mark: Give me Dogmeat. ShaCarri: FINE. I really liked them though And ShaCarri pulls out a pokeball marked "DM" which we assume to mean Dogmeat.

Mark lets them out and a little Rose person pops out.

Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie are planning the reception.

Mark and Truk are going to spar in the castle arena. Alfie is on cake with his adoptive dad Ollie. Patrick is on clearing the courtyard because Viktor was slacking on landscaping and embezzling those funds. He grabs a lawn mower and removes the blade, replacing it with his Sword of Midas he won from a game of Liars Dice.

I do not have the je ne sais quoi to write how fucking good the fight was between Truk and Mark.

Mark is raging, Truk goes first dealing 46 damage. Mark: THAT’S THE SPIRIT! *spits out blood*  Mark is using his 3 section staff of the mighty. Marks first attack is a nat 20 being a 31. It hits Second attack is 21 it hits. 3rd attack is a 21 it hits. Truk has 198 health. Mark deals 92 damage in total Truk: *spits out blood* That’s the spirit. Mark does a menacing attack. Truk is forced 5 feet back. Truk laughs “I haven’t felt like this in years” “You’ve never fought anyone like me.” I ship it. 106 for Truk, 105 for Mark. It’s a very violent clash. Patrick: You’re both attractive! We get it! KISS ALREADY. Bob: I ship it. Mark parries some of the damage. Mark is at 52 hp. Each of Marks attacks hit plus action surge and menacing attack. 6 attacks are done. 2 menacing attacks Truk: COME ON HIT ME. 74 damage halved. Truk is at 32 health. Truk spits out more blood “My turn.” Both Truk’s attacks hit. Truk does 67 damage. Mark parries. Mark is not killed. Mark is at 11 hp. Truk is at 32. All three of Mark's attacks hit. Truk is at 1 hp.

He falls and uses his greatclub to launch himself back up.

And Rose has the perfect song that Truk's player requested

“I’M STILL STANDING AFTER ALL THIS TIME~”

He throws the great club at Mark 17 damage. Halved Mark is a 2 hp Truk throws his great sword Mark parries. He’s still standing. Truk: *russian* ONLY FISTS. FIGHT ME. Mark: I UNDERESTIMATED YOU, TRUK. AND I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT. Truk: I FORGIVE YOU!

And Mark CHARGES at Truk. And he collides with him.

Patrick is concerned since there is just a lung on the muddy ground and Bob just yoinks the lung and goes back to Templeton.

And Truk smiles before falling to the ground, unconscious.

Alfie is like "What the fuck happened" cuz he has cupcakes that way everyone can try some of the cake flavors. Patrick gives Mark a firm pat on the back making him face plant on the ground.

In Rose's words "That was a better fight scene than I could ever hope to write."

Alfie does a medicine check to heal up Mark, Rene is working on Truk. They are fine-ish now.

Everyone has a cupcake. Bob summons a brisket for both Mark and Truk. The feast on the briskets. A friendship lasting a lifetime is made.

There is a mail person with a package for a Truk Albert.

He takes the package and opens it and immediately drops the box with a look of horror on his face.

In the box is Brick's head. His father is dead.

And he can feel the power coming to him and he sobs as he tries to push it away. Desperately trying to push it away.

Thozall killed Brick and Alfie gives him a hug and Mark vows to help avenge Brick's death (oath of vengeance paladin)

Truk stands up upon hearing a voice. Thozall's voice and he shrugs Alfie off of him. Truk punches Thozall. "That's not a way to great your brother~" It doesn't hit.

Rayna punches him and it hits doing 70 damage. He shrugs it off and rotates a ring and says: "I wish you all unconscious."

And everyone falls asleep.

We wake up hours later. Thozall took all the cupcakes, and left Brick's head at Truk's feet.

And Bob casts speak with dead.

"What are your three questions?"

"What are Thozall's weaknesses?" "Thozall has no weaknesses." "What are his resistances?" "Thozall is resistant to all magic damage."

Bob is like *cocks shotgun in british* "So he's not immune to gun."

And the last question is for Truk.

Truk: You never said it, and I know it was because you had your own issues. But I need to know. Did you love me, dad? Brick: I loved you more than the world.

(I started crying writing that)

And Brick's head falls still.

Bonus content:

Truk’s player: I’m a cheap whore. Bob: You can’t afford me. Rando: *slides 25 platinum pieces over* Bob: o.o uh… 25 platinum? Rando: *nods* Bob: If I take this, what will I be agreeing to? Rando: I need you to take someone out. Bob: Oh, you’re asking me to be an assassin? *pulls out notebook* Name, age, description? Rando: I need you to take out Big Pete. Night club owner. Terrible to the women he employs Bob: Oh I hate Big Pete. I worked in that club. Truk: You’re a stripper? Bob: Drag Queen. *taking the money* I’d do this for free, but I’m fey and I need payment.

Bob gets 25 platinum pieces to take out Big Pete, a nightclub owner.

[svnflowermoon]

“ I'M FEELING AMAZING . . . ”

i hope you enjoy your time here <33

anon list || pronouns page || pinterest || spotify

➵ you can call me lucy or luce and any other nicknames that fit, also i adore petnames

basic info. ➵  they/she, 17, lesbian (also somewhere on the aroace spectrum idk babe I'm confused), certified romantic advice-giver, enfp, gemini, nz, i adore dogs, plant mum, i love painting, pesto lover, writing is my life, i love going on walks and picnics, I'm 100% a spring girlie, i can't live without music, spotify is the loml, pinterest whore, i hate coffee (sorry), avid lover of platonic love, i overshare on the internet, slytherin, i don't ship real people but idc if you do as long as you're respectful about it, i love character design!!! i've been told by my best friends that i'm a real life nick nelson & remus lupin (also a wet cat but let's just ignore that ahahaha <3 i am insanely obsessed with halley's comet by billie eilish and i literally have a tag for it that's how much i adore it (#THE SONG OF ALL TIME) i often disappear from tumblr for a while due to my mental health <3 free palestine!!!

music. ➵  billie eilish, conan gray, maisie peters, gracie abrams, chappell roan, FINNEAS, holly humberstone, lyn lapid, sabrina carpenter, olivia rodrigo, ABBA, arctic monkeys, fletcher, queen, claire rosinkranz, girl in red, phoebe bridgers, boygenius, renee rapp, troye sivan, lauv, harry styles, niall horan, lizzy mcalpine, griffy, johnny orlando, ricky montgomery, zayn, maggie lindemann, louis tomlinson, beabadoobee, ella jane, cigarettes after sex, emei, tate mcrae, lana del rey, melanie martinez, 5sos, the neighbourhood, chase atlantic, clairo, hozier, paramore, and more

books. ➵ osemanverse, hunger games, anne of green gables, the seven husbands of evelyn hugo, a good girls guide to murder trilogy, the other side of the sky, his dark materials trilogy, red white and royal blue, i kissed shara wheeler, marauders era (not the actual series just the marauders. also anti jkr ew fuck that bitch), six of crows, shadow and bone and more

movies + tv shows. ➵  spiderverse movies, marvel, stranger things, heartstopper, young royals, red white and royal blue, first kill, anne with an e, hunger games, gilmore girls, i am not okay with this, my policeman, shadow and bone, she-ra, httyd, and more

characters. ➵ natasha romanoff, wanda maximoff, james potter, kate bishop, loki, katniss everdeen, max mayfield, robin buckley, tara jones, tori spring, alex claremont-diaz, jimmy kaga-ricci, georgia warr, evelyn hugo, remus lupin, sirius black, regulus black, lorelai gilmore, remus lupin, sirius black, elle argent, tao zu, beth harmon, finnick odair, jesper fahey

art. ➵ i love art but posting it is terrifying. i've just started doing digital art last year but my stupid ass drawing tablet broke so uh yayyy no more of that for the time being. i mainly paint but I'm doing printmaking at school so that there's more variation

my blogs. ➵ 

alt acc: @goldwingangell

writing: @svnflower-writes + my ao3 is sunflowerrmoon

mediocre poetry: @lostmypagewhenyoukissedme

aesthetics: my moodboards @partyfavorr

billie eilish icons: @eilishicons

note. ➵ i would love to be friends with you, please do not hesitate to message me/send me an ask (preferably an ask im an awkward mess in dms) i literally cannot shut up so if you talk to me abt anything i love i will enthusiastically respond (often in all caps) <3 my discord is the same @ i use here and if we're close you can ask for my insta <33 if you know me irl please stop looking at my blog. there's a 96% chance i don't want you looking at this blog, please don't take it personally <33 also, i'm sorta selective abt who i follow back and i rarely follow people back who don't have an intro post or a bio with an age bracket, name, and pronouns.

➵ thank you for reading my intro post <3

“. . . FUCKING AMAZING .ᐟ ”

[bellafragolina]

How do you do dear Renee! After being inspired by @creatrixanimi brilliant 1920’s SubMas AU art and our delightful DM chats, I was hoping to formally request 1920’s Reader coming across Ingo and Emmet preforming in Elesa’s speakeasy in their off time. The boys up on stage by request with Emmet tickling the ivories and Ingo singing like nightingale while reader falls head over heals with them. Then they bravely going to talk to them and see if they would like to get a drink and maybe more if they liked ^_~ Thank you so very much!

*swooning*

🍓🍓🍓

You walk into the speakeasy with the intention of getting a drink and relaxing after a long day. You're familiar with Elesa, having met her a few times while visiting her bar, and she was always kind to you. The place felt safe, homey, somewhere you could relax and take your mind off your worries for a while.

But one faithful night, you walk in and find yourself watching a performance of twins. One, smiling, plays the piano with such grace that you're mesmerized by the dance of his fingers and the beautiful music that flows from them. The other, more stern faced, has the most beautiful baritone voice you've ever heard. He sings right to your heart and soul, and you find yourself frozen in time as his silver eyes meet yours.

Ingo watches you as he sings, unable to look away from your awed face. His song grows softer, more passionate as he sings about love and romance. Emmet notices the change, glancing back and following his brother's gaze to you. You catch his eye too, and he forces himself to face the piano again, the pink on his cheek matching his twin's

They take a moment after they finish their performance to meander around their dressing room, sprucing themselves up to look presentable. Emmet has convinced Ingo to go and talk with you, so they both fuss over their hair and their suits to look their best for such a beautiful dame

They panic briefly when they walk out into the bar and don't see you at the table you were at during the performance. Did they spend too much time nitpicking their appearances. But then Emmet spots you ordering a drink at the bar, and makes long, quick strides towards you. You jump from his hand reaching past you motioning for the bar tender to put the drink on his tab

Ingo rushes over when he sees you balk at Emmet, and apologizes for his brother, though his words start to taper off when you gaze up at him instead, still surprised. Both twins are here, talking to you, paying for your drink. You're thrown for one right loop by the situation

Emmet tells you point blank that they think you're attractive, and would love a chance to sit and talk with you. Ingo squawks, but sheepishly agrees to his twin's words. You're blushing alongside them both, but you give a soft agreement, adjusting your own outfit as you rise off your stool to join the two at a table. You drink with them at the bar, then go home with them to drink at their place too. You all have a fun night, and help each other nurse hangovers the next morning with soft touches and soft smiles over coffee and breakfast

They order you many more drinks from then on out, and you never miss a performance <3

🍓🍓🍓

sorry this is so late!! i hope you enjoy it darling, i love you!! have a good night!!

~Renee

[kazs-can]

Hey guys!

My mom has published an e-handbook on the basic information about the lgbtq+ community around the world, focusing specifically on the Hijra community in India.

It talks about the place of the transgender community in our culture, and how pivotal a role they played in the shaping of our society.

My mother is a social worker and has been working with the transgender community in India for 18 years now. She has been an integral part of the awareness generation operation for them, so if you have any doubts about her qualifications, fear not, you're in good hands.

If you would like to order it, it's available on Amazon.

I'll leave a link below from where you guys can get it.

My DMs are always open if you are looking for someone to talk to. I am blessed to be a part of such an inclusive, humane community.

[intothewickedwood]

Tagged by @emmaswcns Thank you Renee!!

RULES: answer the 8 song prompts, then tag 8 people  

1. favorite song at the moment - Probably Ever After from Bare: A Pop Opera

2. a song you associate with your favorite ship - Bare from Bare: A Pop Opera for Peter x Jason

3. a song that could be about you- Finishing the Hat from Sunday in the Park with George

4. a song you think is overrated - I don’t really like the sound of current music, so I have no idea what’s popular at the moment.

5. a song that reminds you of a good memory- Going Back to Hogwarts from A Very Potter Musical

6. the last song you listened to- The Ball from Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet

7. a song that makes you laugh- Why Would a Fellow Want a Girl Like Her? from Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella 1997

8. a song you want your mutuals to listen to- Y’all need to watch and listen to Bare: A Pop Opera! DM me if you want the link xD

Tagging @darkpoisonouslove @lacebird @wallofweird @bewilderedmoth if you guys want to, of course! And anyone else who may want to!

[hecohansen31]

Writing Challenge

(A/N): Hello there, lovelies!

Since I haven’t properly celebrated my 1K (I swear I didn’t forget about it, the motivation has just been lacking), I wanted to try to do a small writing challenge, mostly because I have seen that they are pretty popular and I hope they might help you canalize some energy and not think about outside.

So, I hope you’ll like the idea and partecipate!

RULES:

You don’t have to follow me (but if you want to, I’d absolutely love it!).

You have till the 30st June, but if you need more time don’t hesitate to ask, we don’t have any hurry sweetie.

The prompts are divided in two cathegories: writing prompts based on my favorite bookish quotes,and writing prompts based on ideas more like aesthetical (that you can use as title of your fic, plot or as quotes in the fic), the latter ons can also be used my people who create moodboards/aesthetics!

You can obviously chose more than one prompt, but I’d suggest you just limit it to two prompt for fic, and also you can mix and match the two lists.

You can also choose a prompts already chosen by somebody else, just make sure you won’t be writing for the same character, so that we can have more diversity through it all.

Send me a DM/ask to let me know for which character and for which prompt you’ll like specifying the list (I won’t accept entries through reblog).

You can absolutely use your own characters other than reader inserts, and other than that you can also use other characters from the shows or not.

The characters that you can write for are: Michael Langdon, Duncan Shepherd, Jim Mason, Xavier Plympton, Any Character from ‘Vikings’, any of BIll Skarsgard Characters (Roman Godfrey, Axel Cluney, MIckey, Henry Pearl, Henry Deaver, Mark, Gordan Merkel....) Peter Rumancek.

After you are done with the fic, pubblish it, tagging me in it (if you see that I don’t reply to it please just send it to me through DMs).

If you chose a bookish prompt, please credit the author.

If you have any question you are more than welcome to DM me for any information, believe me I am absolutely more approachable than I look.

If you need a moodboard for the fics, you can also DM me to make you one.

If you want, you can absolutely share this I would love it!

And now, ladies and gentleman here are the prompts!

CONCEPTS (also for moodboards creators)

1)      A Fairy Tale With a Twist.

2)      The Bad Guy Isn’t So Bad.

3)      The One Who Stayed. by @barnzbucky​

4)      Cruel and Cold Youth.

5)      Hair of Gold and Hair of Silver.

6)      The Princess Is Bored  by @lordsexmachine​

7)      Happiness Is Not Simple.

8)      Raising Yourself From The Bed Is Actually Easier Than You Think.

9)      If Princesses Stood With Dragons, What Would Happen?

10)   Eyes That Can Charm Any Man.

11)   Love Isn’t So Bad If Mixed With Poison.

12)   The Only Fire That Burns Brighter.

13)   Lord of Nothing, Lady of Everything.

14)   Heavy Crown of Thorns, You Carry, Sir.

15)   Relaxing? More Like Hiding From The World.

QUOTES:

1)       “If you hurt me, I wouldn't cry. I would hurt you back.”, “The Cruel Prince” by Holly Black. by @geekandbooknerd​

2)      “You cannot pick and choose what parts of her to love.”, “Heir of Fire” by Sarah J. Maas. by @geekandbooknerd​

3)      “Don't feel bad for one moment about doing what brings you joy.”, “A Court of Thorns And Roses” by Sarah J. Maas. @geekandbooknerd​

4)      “Some things are destined to be -- it just takes us a couple of tries to get there.”, “Lover Mine” by J. R. Ward.

5)      “Love makes you a liar.” by Cassandra Clare by @maggiescarborough​

6)      “My soul sees its equal in you.”, “The Wrath And The Dawn” by Renee Ahdieh.by @maggiescarborough​

7)      “The heart is an arrow. It demands aim to land true.”, “Six Of Crows” by Leigh Bardugo. by @geekandbooknerd​

8)     “She burned too bright for this world.”, “Wuthering Heights” by Emily Bronte.

9)      “I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.”, “Little Women” by Louisa May Alcott.

10)  “Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more”, “Carmen V” by Catullus.

11)    “If I cannot inspire love, I will cause fear!”, “Frankenstein” by Mary Shelley.

12)   “I choose you over everyone.”, “Fangirl” by Rainbow Rowell.

13)   “You were the sun, and I was crashing into you.”, “Carry On” by Rainbow Rowell.

14)   “Don't panic. Are you sitting? You probably don't need to sit. Well, possibly. At least lean on something.”, “The Raven Boys” by Maggie Stiefvater.by @youbloodymadgenius​

15)   “And perhaps it is the greater grief, after all, to be left on earth when another is gone.”, “The Song of Achilles” by Madeline Milller.

16)   “I appear to have misplaced the fucks I give for what you think.”, “Nevernight” by Jay Kristoff.

17)   “I lost myself the moment I found you.”, “Hot White Kiss” by J. L. Armentrout.

18)  “You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.”, “Harry Potter And The Order of The Phonix” by J. K. Rowling.

19)   “A pretty face, a devious mind and a ruthless nature.”, “Captive Prince” by C. S. Pacat.

20) “I am a bad person trying very hard to be a good person.”, “The Raven King” by Nora Sakavic by @lol-haha-joke​

21)   “I apologize for anything I might have done. I was not myself.” “I apologize for shooting you in the leg.” (…) “I was myself entirely.”, “A Darker Shade of Magic” by V. E. Schwab.

22)  “I think you’re a fairy tale. I think you’re magical, and brave, and exquisite. And I hope you'll let me be in your story.”, “Strange The Dreamer” by Laini Taylor by @manicpixiedreamguurl​

23)  “Happy are those who dare courageously to defend what they love.”, by Ovid.

Have a nice challenge sweetie!

[rhimorechill]

1-30 can i just have your opinion on all of them please

KDHSKHFKFB whoever u are anon ur actually my only follower ever

1. are you of the “tom nook is a crook” or “tom nook is an honest businessman” opinion ?

HES AN HONEST BUSINESSMAN !!! ur loans have NO interest and he was handing out 100k interest/month for a good while there !!!!! the only reason it dropped to 10k is b/c i accidentally made a mil while tryna get dreamies ok. the whole "nook inc owns the entire island" thing is KINDA WEIRD but like ! i mean. its still a pretty sweet deal

2. do you play as yourself or a made up character ?

i play as me !! and then everyone tells me my character is cute which ROCKS

3. where is your house located ?

well CURRENTLY. its just at the center of the island. but once i get terraforming (which will be as soon as i get lolly, mitzi, and purrl) it will be on its own little island in the middle of the island

4. who were your first villagers ?

hamlet and renee ! and bea and agent s and broccolo. oh and quillson. theyre all gone now but i moved bea into a friends island so i can visit her later !!

5. preferable method of earning bells ?

turnip runs babey !!! srsly i will pay like 500k tips and make a million in PROFIT (per run !!) its fucking awesome. i never use turnip exchange tho that shit website always stops telling me where i am in the queue

6. what villager personalities do you typically get along best with ?

i love all of them. so much. normal and lazy villagers might take the cake, but ankha was on my island for 2 days and nearly stole my heart, so snooty villagers r up there too. smug villagers ? like i mostly have experience w raymond b/c i fucking HATED quillson and keaton n ed i barely paid attention to (ed gets points tho. he shares my bday) but that goddamn nerd has a war with slugs. we love to see it. peppy villagers rock (i have THREE on my island rn... but ugh i gotta kick out merry sometime..... i love her but i just !! have too many). i CANNOT hate jock villagers those guys just wanna work out !!! and talk abt working out !!!! theyve done nothing wrong in their whole lives. uchi villagers are great too and cranky villagers r trying their best !!! every villager is good is what im saying. even quillson (i guess)

7. who is your current best friend in the game ?

MGHGSHGD felicity or raymond !!! they send me mail all the time and also i really like raymond. b/c hes such a fucking NERD of an accountant. and felicity was the first of my dreamies to move in so im 💚 when it comes to her...... SOMEDAY. lolly will also be my bff. lolly come home

8. is there a villager you want to get rid of ?

MERRY WHITNEY VELMA. PLEASE GO AWAY. U R ALL SWEETIES BUT NONE OF U MADE THE CUT. ONLY ONE OF U IS EVEN A CAT. (if you want whitney or velma pls dm me !!! someone asked for merry already but id love for them to be on islands where ppl love em)

9. do you hoard a lot of items ?

YES. i did a purge the other day and laid a fuckton of items out to give away. it did not fit and i had to shove some on the cliffs. i still have a big pile waiting to be taken. meanwhile my storage gets new items added

10. take medicine or save & restart ?

medicine is for chumps.

11. where is your favorite spot in your village ?

HMMMM i rlly like my entrance !!!! its rlly neat and has green AND pink mums + trees..... and fencing and a path. IDK i worked hard on it and think it turned out rlly well !!!! other than that maybe my shopping area ? i dont have terraforming yet so theres a lot i Havent Gotten To wrt my island (like my cliffs are almost entirely undeveloped b/c i havent placed any inclines. so theres no pathing)

12. what achievement do you want to hit the most ? (ex: golden equipment, all fish / bugs, etc)

its not REALLY an achievement but i want all my dreamies real bad. after that i want a 5 star island !! i would like a lily of the valley. or 20.

13. do you know any secret tips ?

HMMM i dont think so ?? i dont really know any secrets. ive been trying out campsite cycling and it has Not been going well tho. if u need tips on tting to move villagers out or smthn i can help w that !! this is such a vague q that im like DO i know smthn ??? that is a secret ?????? i also vaguely know abt *m**b* sp**f*ng but im not allowed to do that soooo. thats a pipe dream. fun fact: its not a secret but gardening is SO fucking complicated theres genetics n shit. its wild. thank god someone straight up gave me blue roses so i dont have to go thru that shit. also do not tt backwards when dealing with turnips. not even 30 mins to save ur 600+ prices frm closing time. They Will Change

14. who are your dreamies ?

THESE CATS (i know major shocker from tumblr user pumakittycat. app is acnh life)

15. favorite furniture item ?

HMMMM THIS IS A TOUGH ONE. maybe mum cushions ? those r cute as fuck. i love every flower item, honestly, frm garden wagons to flower stands to pansy tables to hycanith lamps to. idk the bonsai shelf ? i have one of those. i also love my sea globe. its great. WAIT DO RUGS AND WALLS/FLOORS COUNT THERES NO QUESTIONS ABT THOSE i love so many FUCKING items. also autumn woods wall, if ur out there,

16. favorite clothing item / outfit ?

my green clover dress !!!! its the best thing EVER. my full outfit also consists of a silver tiara, a cherry blossom pouchette, white fishnets, and green rubbertoed sneakers. and, ofc, clover facepaint. ALSO FOR CONTEXT. my island is named clover bay thats why im like Clover Time. Theyre Important To The Aesthetic. im also an aro bitch who loves overall dresses. b/c they slap

17. favorite museum room ?

I LOVE THE LITTLE BUTTERFLY ROOM do not even TALK to me unless ur the butterfly room in the museum THERES SO MANY AT ALL TIMES ITS SO NICE

18. cedar, fruit, or palm tree ?

FRUIT. i literally chopped down every single hardwood tree on my island and replaced them w orange trees

19. favorite fruit ?

.......Oranges

20. favorite fish ?

HM. bitterling has a special place in my heart for being my Only fish model. whale sharks also rock tho. and thats only of the ones ive caught !!! i also love frogs, turtles, and obligatorily catfish. oh and seahorses and bettas

21. favorite bug ?

HM. ladybugs maybe. and both birdwings ! maybe also emperors butterflies. possibly others as well

22. favorite flower breed ?

MUMS !!!!!

23. favorite crossbred rare flower breed + color ?

GREEN MUMS.

24. favorite villager personality ?

havent we been over this ? im a dumb bitch who likes all of them way too much

25. favorite time of day to play ?

i uh. play. all the time. i tt a Lot tho so i like setting my time to 1pm ? idk it Feels like a good time

26. favorite special visitor event or reward ? (ex: selecting an art piece from redd, aiding guliver and getting a special item, etc)

SAHARAH. im obsessed w the fucking rugs and the tickets and the lottery. i also love celeste, and gulliver has a spot on the faves list for providing lucky cats sometimes (also a fave item) and for having been to space

27. favorite kk song ?

call me basic, but bubblegum kk plays at all times in my living room

28. favorite animal crossing game ?

ACNH lmao. i never really sat down and got Dedicated to city folk, which is the only other game ive played

29. if you’ve played animal crossing before, are there any animals you’re nostalgic for ? if this is your first game, has any animal in particular left some effect on you ?

ROVERRRRR come home :( also harriet.... i Miss Her. and resetti (i REFUSE to use rescue services dont @ me). and also the bus driver guy who took u to the city. If You Were An NPC In City Folk I Miss You Now

30. share a story from your gameplay

SO. i love the little alien easter egg. i set up a photoshoot and made like a little storyline abt the aliens and stuff. i even got a flying saucer and put that down and used it. and every fucking time !!!! i do shit with aliens !!!!!!! gulliver shows up on my beach. i know he went to space in cf n stuff (I GOT FLAVOR TEXT ONE TIME-- DURING NH-- ABT HIM NOT WANTING TO GO BACK EVEN) so i think its fucking hilarious that the aliens show up.... so does he

[sparklemichele]

In His Eyes

Florian Munteanu X Reader

Prompt: due to me being a plus size girl, I would love to see something about him falling for her a little before she started working out, surprising himself and his friends.

Your smile lit up the room. Your laugh made his heart beat in his chest harder and faster. He tried to focus on the conversation his friends were having around him, but he was drawn to you. He watched your every move as you excused yourself from your table with your friends and headed toward the restroom. He caught your quick glance in his direction and saw the small frown display on your face. He must have been making you uncomfortable with his blatant staring. He needed to ease up.

“Why you staring down bigums so hard?” The guy he just met tonight name Greg cackled across the table. Florian cringe at how loud he was and was glad you had left the table. Florian did notice your friends look over at his table. They heard it and know doubt might say something to you. Florian gave Greg a deathly glare.

“Mind your business.” He told him sternly.

“Seriously Flo. What you going to do with all that fat? She will break you in half man!”

“First, don’t call me Flo. I don’t know you and I said mind your fuckin business!” Florian was trying not to get upset.

“Aw come on man! Lighten up. I seen strangers in interviews call you Flo. I’m just messing with you. If you like girls that big then do you. Good luck cause you going to need it.” Greg busted out laughing.

“Florian got up from the table only to have his friend Leon grab him to hold him back.

“Chill brother. He’s not worth it.” Leon said trying to calm him down.

“Why you invite this guy? I don’t know him.” Florian was furious as he sat back down.” “Get out!” He almost shouted at Greg. Florian was surprising himself as he was defending you and he had not even met you yet.

“Chill man. Relax.”

“Leon, I want him gone.”

“You have to go.” Leon repeated to Greg.

“We haven’t even got our food yet.”

“We got it. Don’t worry about it. You need to go. You mad disrespectful.”

Florian got up the table.

“You better be gone when I get back.” Florian made his way to the restroom to let off some steam. Last thing he needed was to beat a man in the middle of a restaurant.

You were becoming self-conscious from his glances and gazes. You were use to some people looking at you with a certain level of disgust or pity so you mistrust the look this gentleman was giving you and dared not think it was anything other than what you were use too. You needed to get out of his line of sight for a few minutes. You quickly got up from the table and escaped to the restroom. You knew you should not have, but you took a glance over at his table and yes, he was looking at you. Heat rose to your face as your steps quicken to the restroom. You sighed with relief once you were safely from his gaze. You looked in the mirror and could see how heated you were becoming as beads of sweat started on your forehead. You quickly grabbed a paper towel, wiped your forehead, grabbed your pressed powder and dabbed some on your face. You stared at yourself in the mirror. You took a deep breath and pondered why he was staring at you. You could not help but notice him when the waiter sat you and your friends at the table near him. He was fine, and he was built like a truck. You on the other hand had weight to lose. You were always told you were pretty for a big girl, you had a great personality, etc., etc. You caught yourself rolling your eyes as you thought of all the excuses you heard from people about your weight and dating. You were tired of hearing it, so you just stop looking. You were use to being invisible. So, this gorgeous man was throwing you off a little.  You took a deep breath, straighten your shoulders, lifted your chin and headed back out into the restaurant with your game face on only to bump into what seem like the wall. You stumbled back to have an arm quickly wrap around your waist.

“I’m so sorry! Are you ok?!”

You only saw a massive chest in front of you and gasped when you looked up to find the very man you were trying to gather your composure from in the restroom in front of you.

“Yes, I’m fine. Sorry about that.” You instantly looked down away from his penetrating gorgeous eyes.

“No, it’s my fault I wasn’t looking. “Are you sure you ok?”

You nodded yes still not looking up at him. His accent. Florian scooted down to try to get at your eye level.

“Are you sure?” He smiled at you and you could have sworn your heart stop. You stopped breathing.

“I’m sure.” You croaked out.

“What’s your name?” He asked as he slowly let go of your waist. You had to stop yourself from rolling your eyes. Why was he wasting your time?

“Y/N.” You answered anyway.

“I’m Florian.” He stuck out his hand. You reluctantly took it. “Nice to meet you.”

“Nice to meet you too. I better head back.” You told him as you took a couple steps back.

“I hope this is not to forward, but can I get your number or your Instagram?”

Was he serious?

“Why?” You could not help but to become defensive.

Florian was not use to being question whenever he asked for a woman’s number and it threw him off.

“I..I… would like to get to know you more.” He stammered out. You looked at Florian trying to figure him out and also trying to figure out what to do. He was gorgeous. Maybe just give him your Instagram and see where it goes. You can always block if he acts out of pocket. You gave him your IG handle and watch him pull out his phone, open the app, search for you and follow you.

“Keep a look out for a DM.” Florian told you before disappearing in the restroom. You walked back to your table a dumbfounded.

“Did he ask for your number?” You best friend Anna asked as soon as you sat down.

“What?”

“He has been staring at you since we got here. I saw you two talking.”

“Yeah, he asked for my number and Instagram. I just gave him my Instagram.”

“That’s good. You Instagram got some cute pictures on there but be careful girl.” Your friend Alyssa warned.  

“Would you give me this warning if I was your size? You snapped.

“Yes, I would.” Alyssa confirmed.

“I don’t like it.” Renee spoke up. “I think he is singling you out because of your weight. He is going to make a fool of you….there I said it.”

“Seriously Renee. Give her a break.” Anna spoke up for you.

“Don’t come crying to us when he breaks your heart.”

“I’ll be fine.” You tried to convince yourself more than Renee.

Florian leaned against the wall and scrolled your IG. He was surprised at himself as he was never attracted to anyone your size before. He wanted to know what was it about you that had his attention. What was at stake if he pursued you? He worked in a field where image was such an important part of what he did for a living. What would people say? He already got a taste of it from that asshole earlier. He just had to get to know you more. He decided he would just cross that bridge of people’s perception when he gets there. If he ever got there.

 Anna thankfully changed the subject from you and you all continued to eat while you talked about the latest shows you all were binging.

The table went quiet when Florian past the table.

“Damn he fine.” Anna observed. “Girl if only just to get the dick.”

The table laughed except Renee. You tried to eat gracefully but you knew Florian was still looking at you and of course every time you looked in his direction his eyes were trained on you. You smiled and nodded at him when the waiter brought you over a drink from him.

“So, you are serious about her?” Leon asked Florian as he been watching him eye you all night and threw a guy out because of you.

“I just want to know her. That’s all.”

“You sure about that?” Leon asked genuinely concerned.

“I know she’s not what I typically go for, but it’s just something about her.”

“You know people may have the same reaction as Greg if you go out with her.”

“I know.” Florian sighed and looked over at you laughing. There went his heart beating faster. He watches you and your friends get up from the table to leave. You looked over and smiled at him. He smiled back.

“Brother, you are feeling this girl. The look on your fuckin face!” Leon was truly shocked.

 After following him back you literally scrolled Florian’s IG with your mouth agape. The man was spectacular, and you started to think Renee may have had a point. Why would this man be the slightest interested in you? You snuggled more in bed trying not to get too hot and bothered by his pics. You smiled when you received notifications of him liking multiple pictures of you. Your heart pound in your chest when you received a DM notification from him. You opened it while holding your breath.

Here we fuckin go. You thought.

Part 2 soon.

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[di-elle]

Discussing Daemons aka the nasty side of Adow fandom.

We’re approaching peak hiatus, with a new influx of fans coming as the show will air on AMC and BBC America. Basically we’re approaching the lower point of this curve...

Scary, uh? There are not ship wars yet? but there is a particular little group of nasty people you should all be aware of - and stay away from as much as you can. I’m talking about the 3 5 years old petty  ladies running the @daemonsdomain  and demons discuss podcast. And yes, I’m tagging them, because, unlike them, I don’t go talking about people behind their back and since I also asked them to stop harassing people both on discord and twitter, and like any other bullies, they cowardly didn’t answered me, I had to write this public post, so everyone will be warned.

Those who had followed me since the Outlander days, know I don’t have problem to call out crazy fandom people, and man, that fandom had enough, but I’ve never seen the level of nastiness and acrimony that has recently come to my attention, and it’s all in the A Discovery of Witches fandom.

the TL:DR of this is STAY AWAY FROM THE ALL SOUL FACEBOOK DISCUSSION BOOK, whatever little new info Deb would share there, is not worth being harassed, threatened, bullied, cyber stalked, and finally doxed but these 3 vile persons.

stay also away of their podcast, and don’t engage with them on twitter media:

DaemonsDomain - DaemonsDiscuss and their personal twitter accounts:

https://twitter.com/testarossasmom ( Jean: the one doing the threatening and the head bully)

https://twitter.com/ValMonst3r  and https://twitter.com/apocalipstixnow (her 2 bully minions Val and Angela)

if you want to know more, settle down, this is going to be long but necessary.

A Little bit of Background

These 3 women run for years the Richard Armitage 4 Matthew Clairmont campaign, and the thing went so on their head they are now convinced they helped Deborah Harkness to get the studio deal. After that campaign ended they started the Deamon Discuss podcast. Meanwhile, they were been kicked out of the All Souls Discussion Group [the one Deborah Harkness moderate/maintains] for fighting with fellow fans and being bullies. And two of them were mods!

Anyway, apparently they got back in Deb good grace, as she got them back in, but not allowed to be mods anymore. But they are still harassing and bullying and fighting fans. because you know, once a bully...

But what they do, you would ask?

As side activity to their main podcast, they run a “aftershow” podcast (*) opened only to their patrons whose main purpose is to shit on everyone they dislike including :

- devoted a whole podscast to dox a member of the facebook group (that they got eventually kicked out by their mods friends) giving away the name, the social media presence and the location, only because said person had a few disagreement with them. Not only they had this person kicked out, they are now harassing and stalking on social media and other platform like the Adow Discord Group, to the point this person had to delete the accounts. and they are still cyberstalking this person as we speak.

if this is not enough:

- insult new fans and “only show fans”, for not being intelligent enough and not willing to learn about alchemy or history or genetics, [ unlike them, the ORIGINAL FANS ™ - yes, they call themselves that]. all this because the new fans dare to ask already asked questions and drool after Matthew Goode. MAJOR SINS!

- bodyshaming and fatshaming some of the (male) actors of the show, only to then go lick said fatshamed actor’s fiancee ass on twitter.

- in this particular podcast that came to me, they are joined by one of the mods of the group, renee, and proceed to mock and insult a member’s physical appearance and sex life because the post she made was “dumb”

- threatening fans that they could be sued for saying when the actor said they’d be filming (in DM, of course, or Deb would be aware of this) or generally speculating about season 2. there are multiple account of this happening. as I said, nuts!

- insult and mock the under 30s fandom people because they are young and don’t get their superior and only allowed way of having fun

- calling other adow podcast "grifters" and "thieves"

- generally going against the All Souls Discussion Group rule by talking about the discussions happening there and being either mocking, coming up with awful nicknames, and straight up being awful, vile and nasty, like high school mean girls.

- I’m also told their general attitude in the All Souls Discussion Group - which I’m not part of -  is to make feel people unwelcome, mothering Deborah Harkness, shutting down any perceived criticism (i.e. anything that doesn’t coincide with their pov) and any discussion about the books.

- this is for the Outlander fandom: they despite you all, and they despite Diana Gabaldon for daring to not like the book

- harass and mock people leaving anything rather than 5 stars reviews of the books of both Amazon and Goodreads.

- basically appointed themselves as the only True Fans and the Gatekeepers of the fandom.

so, as I said, stay away from the All Soul Discussion Group, is not worth being harassed and bullied by these awful horrid petty jealous persons.

[as always, my ask is open for questions]

(*) I had to listen to a couple of those mp3, and I have them stored, but trust me, you don’t want to waste your time with these 3 vile spiteful women.

ETA: added the right twitter handler for one of the minions

[nikothespoonklepto]

Betas for AFTGBB2k19

Alright! So far we have 16 betas available for those participating in the BB, please feel free to contact them through their tumblr, unless otherwise specified and I will put you in touch! ~Niko

Name/Tumblr: exactly13percent Preferred method of contact: email Will beta: Almost anything up to Explicit Won’t beta: Rikev, Ichi/Neil, anything involving Nathan as the primary romantic/plot character, incest

Name/Tumblr: jsteneil Preferred method of contact: Tumblr or Discord (same name) Will beta: Andreil, foxes in general, jerejean, canon ships Up to Mature Won’t beta: Major character death (I'm good with violence, I just don't want to see Neil die lol) / incest / explicit or on page rape / ichirou or any of the moriyamas being major characters / kevaaron / eating disorders / ABO aus / vampire aus

Name/Tumblr: (Spud) poetatertot Preferred method of contact: tumblr Will beta: almost any up to Explicit Won’t beta: No physical self harm/suicide, non-con, ABO, or Ichirou-focused pairings (unfamiliar with his character, sorry!)

Name/Tumblr: James Preferred method of contact: email or Discord #2191 Will beta: Almost all up to Mature Won’t beta: Weird age/consent stuff. Not familiar with Kevin and Aaron but could try. 

Name/Tumblr: Flouraaarionlokkii Preferred method of contact: tumblr/email Will beta: Most up to Explicit Won’t beta: Rape/Non-Con (reference to past and Canon okay); A/B/O

Name/Tumblr: ClockworkDragon Preferred method of contact: Email or tumblr dm (@c-dragon-pirates) Will beta: Any up to Explicit Won’t beta: N/A

Name/Tumblr: Leo Preferred method of contact: email or discord sporadichearttcollector#9815 Will beta: andrew/neil, andrew/neil/kevin, aaron/kevin Up to Explicit Won’t beta: no femslash, no MCD, 

Name/Tumblr: intimatopia (Carys)  Preferred method of contact: tumblr: @intimatopia / Discord: carys#3912 Will beta: Andrew/Neil, Jeremy/Jean, Kevin/Andrew/Neil Up to Explicit Won’t beta: no femslash, no MCD

Name/Tumblr: Sophie Preferred method of contact: email Will beta: Any up to Explicit Won’t beta: N/A

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Family Found Part 46: At the Worst

The Secret that’s been keeping Y/N and the Raw roster on edge finally comes to the surface. As threatened, Dean is at risk of losing everything… unless he can fight back one last time.

Warnings/Promises: wrestling violence, reconciliation

Word Count: 3525

Note: Oh my gosh. I keep looking at my series plot list, and it’s a little freaky to see it with so few chapters left. Pretty much everything is already plotted out, and in a perfect world I’d just write it all in a weekend and queue it to go. Probably won’t happen, but eh. Thank you guys for sticking around for this personal test of mine. Please let me know what you’ve thought about this series. DMs and anon are always open. Enjoy!

Part 1: Welcome to the Team 

Part 45: Oncoming Storm 

Despite the ruckus he’d caused in your office, Elias was not available for Drew McIntyre to beat up. Because you hadn’t seen him. Nobody had. As a replacement, you placed Bobby Lashley and Dolph Ziggler in his path for a handicap match.

“That’s smart of Y/N,” Renee noted, “McIntyre practically hates Dolph, and Lashley is a strong challenge. Together they should be able to handle his rage.”

Corey wasn’t so agreeable. “Yeah, smart. I think that Y/N gave Elias too many chances; it’s gone to his head! First, he doesn’t fight last week. Then this week he can’t be found?”

“Well someone who will be found tonight will be Brock Lesnar. As Seth Rollins said last week, tonight is the signing of the contract for their WrestleMania match. All three of our competitors will get to face-off tonight.”

Renee harrumphed. “Debatable. No one’s seen him either.”

Each time Lashley or Dolph switched tags, Drew took a second to breathe. To reset. He was wearing the men down, instead of the other way around. If he could keep this up at WrestleMania, then Elias was going to be in trouble.

Just thinking the name summoned a guitar strum. Drew stumbled in his attack as he heard the guitar and saw Elias circle the ring. Elias wasn’t singing, just strumming, but it was enough to distract Drew from a series of coordinated moves. He roared and shifted his focus back. Calmly, Elias watched as Drew took control of the match again, eventually pinning Lashley.

McIntyre’s knuckles paled with his grip on the ropes as he stared down at Elias. It made his blood boil that Elias wasn’t even bothered to react. As the drifter walked away, Drew swore that he was going to regret every note and strum.

***

Lashley and Ziggler weren’t even out of the ring yet when Sami Zayn came out to the ring. He danced his way down the ramp, then took a mic. “How would you all like to see me put my life on the line?” It wasn’t what everyone thought he was going to say, but they welcomed the thought anyway. “Alrighty then.”

With a smart click of his heels, he turned to face the stage. “I’ve got something to get off my chest. Now I’m an NXT grown wrestler myself, and I’ll be the first to admit that moving up to the main roster isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, but when it comes to the ‘Authors of Pain’,” he said with quotation fingers, “I don’t see champions. I see puppets. First Paul Ellering. Then Drake Maverick. And now… Dr. M, whatever that means. So, I’m calling out you, AOP. Not your puppet master. I say that you can’t defend those titles without help. That you are not champions. And that you are cowards that hide behind someone else. That you hide because there are not two strategic brain cells between you-”

He shivered as their music interrupted. But he smiled. Everything was going to plan. They marched to the ring, circling it. They stood on the apron on the opposite side of the ring. Sami’s back was to the stage when the lights went out. When they came back up, Dr. M. was behind him inside the ropes.

“Those are some strong words, Sami,” his voice made Sami whip around. “But I know you meant every word. And I understand. You are a hypocrite. A coward that would never speak your mind out loud without Kevin Owens watching your back.” Slowly, Dr. M turned and faced Kevin Owens, who was just finishing his stealth climb into the ring. Unbothered, he turned back around. “You can lead a man to a hospital, but you can’t force him to medicine. So be it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have other patients to see to.” Giving a strong eye to Kevin, he left the ring. He snapped and AOP entered the ring, dragging in a referee.

The match that followed was rough. Akam and Rezar did not appreciate Sami’s opinion of them, nor Kevin’s attempt to attack their manager. At the same time, Kevin and Sami were standing by their proof. Without someone telling them what to do, AOP was stalling before attacks. A lucky hit took Kevin to the canvas, where he was pinned. They left celebrating like NXT days, then slipped back into their more serious mood before leaving the arena.

***

Deep in thought, you weren’t watching where you were going. You collided with something hard and tall. Something that turned out to be a someone.

“No, Seth. I can’t talk about this.” You tried to move past him, but Roman stepped in to block your path too.

“We have to talk about something.” Roman let go of your shoulders, give you range to turn back to Seth.

“Whatever they’ve offered you, it’s not worth it. Trust me.” Seth pleaded with his eyes. You avoided looking at them and focused on anything else in the hallway.

“I didn’t do it for the money or the fame. Your story was lesson enough.” Your voice dropped, weary. “That’s not what they’ve got on me.”

Seth titled your chin up. “What are you talking about? Whatever it is, we can help you.”

“No, you can’t.” Why was it so hard to breath? “It’s my fault and I have to do what I can to work around it.” The statement distracted them enough for you to get by, but Roman caught you again.

He leaned down and did his best to look you in the eye. “Y/N?”

No oxygen. No thoughts. Just the words you didn’t want to say. “It’s a contract. I pitched it to Stephanie and Hunter and thought they liked it. But they added things. Things that would rip Dean apart and-“ You broke away from his grasp. “I can’t talk about this. I’ve said too much already. You’re just going to have to let me be.”

They stayed for a minute while you practically ran down the hallway. Blinded by the boil of emotions, you ran into someone else.

“Y/N, we need to talk.” Baron loomed overhead.

“I can’t. I’m busy.” You hissed as his arm flashed out to block your way.

“Make time. I want a match. Tonight. Now would be good.”

You sighed and looked behind you when you heard footsteps. Roman saw Baron and knew why he was there. He gave you a nod, which didn’t exactly please you, but it got both men out of the way so you could think. “Fine. You and Roman have a match tonight. Now.” You stood still while Baron gloated. He dropped his arm with a chuckle, giving you room to finally escape.

***

Both men weren’t going to give an inch. Even as their energy waned, the crowd was enjoying the display of power. Roman fell into the ropes on one side, trying to catch his breath. As he got back up and looked off into the crowd, Dr. M popped up in front of his face. Startled, he fell back into Baron’s next attack. He quickly recovered but was shaken. Dr. M had disappeared. Eerie laughter came from one corner, though nobody was there.

Baron fell to the canvas. Roman geared up for a spear. Dr. M appeared over his shoulder. Roman saw him on the Titantron and spun around to attack. Baron swooped in as Roman missed with a swing, beating him to the canvas and finally winning the pin. Then he got the hell out of the ring. No need to stick around when Dr. M was doing his thing. Dean and Seth ran by him on the ramp. They circled around Roman’s kneeling form.

With his eerie laugh in full force, Dr. M left the ring. He stood at the base of the ramp. And then he was gone.

Seth and Dean helped Roman to his feet and out of the ring. “Don’t worry about me,” he said, shrugging them off. “You guys have enough to worry about tonight. I haven’t seen him, but if Brock does show up, you need to be focused.”

Seth sighed. “I take that to mean you won’t be at the signing?”

“No.”

“Then what will you be doing?” Dean asked. He read the expression on Roman’s face. And disagreed. “Really?”

“I’m going to be watching Y/N’s back. Same way I watch yours.” He tried to walk on his own but limped up the ramp.

***

Ruby had issued another open challenge. With WrestleMania not even two weeks away, in her eyes, no one was going to be able to take the title from her. She laughed with Liv Morgan and Sarah Logan in the ring while waiting for her opponent. They all froze as “I’m not like most girls,” played through the speakers. Ruby was mostly silent, and she didn’t appreciate her girls’ giggles as they wished her luck.

Their giggles turned to worried hints and tips as Ruby struggled. Nia was taking no prisoners. Several times, the bell box readied to announce a new champion. Each time, Ruby desperately kicked out. The counts got closer and closer to three. Sarah and Liv jumped up onto the apron, ready to spring at a moment’s notice. Nia moved to knock them off. The referee was checking on Ruby, giving the Squad room to attack her without repercussions. Ruby saw her fall and took advantage, retaining her title.

Like a pack of hyenas, the women laughed all the way backstage.

***

Alexa Bliss inched around a corner. She breathed a sigh of relief and proudly took a step forward without looking. She bumped into Ruby, fresh out of her match. “Well hello there, Alexa!” she tried to dart away, but Ruby tossed an arm over her shoulder. “Didn’t Liv and Sarah tell you I was looking for you?”

Alexa gulped. Then disgusted, she removed Ruby’s arm from her shoulder. “Yeah. So?”

“Well, you kept harping on ‘unfinished business’… and I have to agree,” she sighed. “We’re not done. Now I just beat Nia, since you missed it lurking around backstage, and I am still without a match for WrestleMania. And it sucks, but you don’t have one either.” She talked over Alexa’s sputtering. “I know you’re going to be busy hosting, but why don’t we help each other out? I mean, I could always beat you up here and now, or I’ll just destroy you there. But you’ll have a chance. You game?”

As Ruby caught her forearm in a vice-grip, Alexa grimaced and grit her teeth. “What do you have in mind?”

Ruby smiled dangerously. “We have a match next week. Either way, you’re going to WrestleMania. But if I win, I pick the stipulation and you don’t know until the match starts. And if you win… well, I’ll still beat you but at least you’ll have a say in which way. Sound good? Great. See you next week.”

She was off like a shot, leaving Alexa to rub some feeling back into her arm.

***

As the new Raw Women’s tag champions, Bayley and Sasha Banks had a few things to say about the former champions. “They did what they set out to do,” Sasha said. “They brought our new tag titles to the forefront of the business. Last week they had the main event of Raw. They were dominant, beating any team that came their way. And the Riott Squad proved time and time again that the women’s division was something to pay attention to.”

Bayley nodded in agreement. “Having said that, they forgot one little thing. Nothing lasts forever. The women’s division is constantly moving forward. Evolving. Growing stronger and building momentum. Getting better and better. Their time is over. We are the future. We have been through NXT, Smackdown, Raw. The future is now. And it is standing here in this ring.” They held their titles up, then dropped them and fell into a fighting stance.

With their music, Natalya and Rhonda Rousey walked onto the stage. “That may be so,” Natalya said, “but as you said, nothing lasts forever. Prove that you are the so-called best of the business.” She motioned between herself and Rhonda. “You ladies up for a challenge?”

The Boss n’ Hug Connection shared a smile. Sasha nodded. “Sure. Are you?”

During the match that followed, Bayley and Sasha showed off. The high was still real, and they were capable of riding the adrenaline without making too many mistakes. Rhonda and Natalya, on the other hand, were struggling. Both were dominant in the ring. But when it came time to tag or to work together, cracks turned into fissures. One would reach for a tag, and the other would be missing. Then Rhonda was thrown from the ring. It took her eight seconds to wobble back to the ring. At nine seconds, she was reaching for the roes to pull herself up. At ten, she couldn’t get into the ring. Furious, she stepped back, dragging Liv Morgan out from under the ring.

On the other side, Sarah Logan attacked Natalya, knocking her to the ground. The former champions disappeared as quickly as they’d appeared. Thus freed, Natalya and Rhonda met back in the ring while Sasha and Bayley rolled out and watched from the ramp. The two women began to blame one another. Defending themselves truthfully to the Riott Squad’s interference, but neither was listening. The referee pushed them apart before it turned into another brawl. Natalya stomped off, breaking through Sasha and Bayley on her way by.

***

You focused on not letting your anxiety show. The ring had never felt so large an empty. Or so foreboding. It was time to address the WWE universe. “As you all know, in just thirteen days, WrestleMania will finally be here.” Their response made your cheeks twitch with a small smile. “There are one or two spots that haven’t been filled yet, but we’ve still got two weeks. That brings us to tonight. And to a contract signing.” You took a breath to call Seth and Dean to the ring, but Stephanie McMahon and Triple H’s intros interrupted in turn.

They calmly walked down to the ring. Stephanie carried the leather folder in one arm. She sent you a perturbed smile after stepping through the ropes. “Y/N, I found this in your office and figured you might need it. It’s kinda hard to have a contract signing without the contract.”

“Oops,” you halfheartedly gulped.

Hunter stepped into the ring too. You moved to the other side, using the space like an invisible barricade. “I would like to think otherwise, but it almost looks like you don’t want this match to happen as planned. Don’t you think Dean is mad at you enough?”

“Leave him out of this.”

Speak of the devil, Dean’s music sounded. You closed your eyes. This was a bad dream. Seth followed him out to his own music. And he had questions. “So, I noticed a large absence backstage. Care to explain that, Hunter?” He joined Dean on the far side of the ring, forcing you to stand in the middle.

“That’s right, Seth,” he mocked, “Brock Lesnar isn’t here. How observant of you. No, Brock signed the contract already, as witnessed by Paul Heyman. I’ll be signing as your witness.”

You stammered, “witnessed?”

The explanation was handed off to Stephanie. “Well, given the specifics of this match, we need to make sure that the competitors are willing to endure the consequences. And that they are doing this of their own free will.”

“Consequences? Free will?” Dean shared a look with Seth, then looked at you with a growl. “What is she talking about, Y/N?”

“Go on, Y/N, tell them what this is.” Stephanie waved the leather folder in her hand. Then handed it to you. Hunter stood behind her, daring you to rebel.

You swallowed. Hard.

“It’s a contract. For a triple threat match at WrestleMania for the Universal Championship.” The crowd initially cheered, but it faded into confusion. “You two against Brock Lesnar, and against each other.”

Dean and Seth shared a look. Seth shrugged. “So? This sounds like another one of your great ideas.”

“It was.” If you could keep your breathing even for a few more minutes, maybe you wouldn’t stutter. “When I pitched it to management,” you gestured towards Stephanie and Hunter, “it was a normal match with room for a no disqualification clause. But they… it developed into more. Another clause was added.” You licked your lips desperately.

“Keep going, Y/N. You’re just now getting to the best part.” Hunter stepped closer and patted you on the shoulder to encourage you. It did nothing but make you shiver.

“As the contracts stands, whoever loses the match has to leave WWE. Forever.” The crowd gasped, though Dean and Seth were still confused. “It’s not just whoever gets pinned, which was the original idea. It’s both of the competitors who lose.” The words began to pour out. “This means, Dean, that even if you pin Lesnar, Seth would have to leave too. Or you would if he pins Lesnar. Or both of you. The original plan was to create an opening to finally get rid of the Beast. I thought… I knew between the two of you that you could beat him. I thought…” you turned back to look at the Authority. “I thought I was doing what… what was best for business.”

Stephanie barked out a laugh. “What’s best for business? Brock Lesnar is one of our biggest assets. Why would we ever give you a chance to ruin that for WWE?”

“You guys are wasting your money to pay him to do nothing. Lesnar is not a champion. He may have had the title and the crown, but like an absent king, everybody knows where the real power lies. In the people.” Rage boiled in your veins.  “Dean and Seth are some of the best here. They just don’t grovel at your feet like you’d like them too.” The word hung in the air, freezing over under Hunter’s scrutiny.

Stephanie stepped closer. “No matter how many times you use that argument, Y/N, it’s not going to change anything. Now. Seth. Dean. The contract?”

You jumped as Dean placed his hand on your shoulder.

“It’s okay, Y/N,” he whispered.

“Please,” you shook your head, mic at your side, “don’t do this. It’s a trap. Please, no.” Your shoulders slumped as he kissed the top of your head and took the contract out of your hands.

Hunter smirked as Dean twiddled with the pen. Dean looked back, asking Seth if he was in it too. Seth accepted the pen as his answer, signing after looking at Dean’s signature. You covered your face and rubbed your temples, missing any silent conversation they exchanged. Seth handed the contract back to Hunter to finalize.

“See,” Hunter said, signing blindly, “that wasn’t so hard.” He took Stephanie by the arm and gave you the contract on their way out of the ring. You glanced at the signatures, resigned to hate that you had just-

Wait.

You looked up at Dean, who was smirking. Seth too.

“Mr. Helmsley?” Your voice caught in your throat for a second. “Are you sure you want this contract to go through?” Hunter stared you down as you fought not smiling. “You see…um. You signed the wrong line. You signed as one of the competitors.” A laugh escaped you. This had just gotten interesting. “As this contract states,” you flipped back a page, “any wrestler who competes under this contract and loses must leave the World Wrestling Entertainment company forever. If you beat Seth, who signed in the right place, Brock would have to leave and you…” you shrugged. “The lawyers could read through this and double check how much of this would apply to you, but at the base understanding, you would not be able to wrestle again. No more WrestleMania moments, no more inserting yourself into matches. And, at the worst, you would also have to leave the administration.”

Behind your smile, it felt like your whole being was glowing. You held the folder out to him.

“I may make the matches, but you still outrank me. You can dissolve this contract.”

Hunter snatched the folder away and looked closely at the signature and the clause he added. He pulled it out of the folder, flipping through and scanning for any way out. The crowd was deathly silent as he considered all angles.

They went wild as he tore the contract in half.

“We’re not done, Y/N,” he said, pointing at you.

“I understand, sir.” The threat could not defeat the proud smile on your face. Or the matching ones on Dean and Seth. Dean picked you up and spun you around once they were gone. “I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to get you into this mess.”

He ruffled your hair, despite your protest. “What else is family for?” He lightly tapped his fist against your cheek. “Can I get a match next week?”

“Against whom and how many?”

Part 47: Resigning 

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