#renaldo dangeresque

[concessionstantinople]

Renoldo "The Human That One Hard Burnt French Fry At The Bottom",, lastname

[soundsdangeresque]

assigned every dangeresque character lps ! continued in rbs cuz of image limit lol

dangeresque - german shepherd #375

the main man!! wanted a kinda "tough" dog for him, so here we are (also i specifically picked one that looked like the one i picked for dadgeresque shh)

dangeresque too - bull terrier #

ok tbh. im a little biased i had this one as kid but hes silly ok. anyway also a little bit of a "tough" dog for him :] (gonna admit i had a Lot of trouble w dangeresque too </3 so sorry)

renaldo - monkey #834

(random ebay picture cuz the one on lpsmerch doesnt have him w the fez on </3) um. yeah i chose this one just cuz of the fez and also hes lankier than the chimp (also fez'd)

perducci - chow chow #384

oh you Know this bitch is a crusty purse dog in any universe

killingyouguy - shark #2139

hes blue and squareish and could kill you. thats about it really

cutesy buttons - cat longhair #511

i was obsessed w this specific cat in the lps wii game as a kid so its only fair. the colors match and the patterns cute what else do you want from me

sultry buttons - cat longhair #

wanted her and cutesy buttons to be the same species tbh cuz im p sure theyre sisters? anyway colors.

diamonocle - parrot #882

get it. cuz of the monocle so its. its an eyepatch. also hes orangey and blue but the. the eyepatch do you get the bit hey do you

szechuan steve/craig/the cheat - leopard #388

ok so the cheat doesnt really play anyone important enough to warrant different lps dfghfg so we get One with different outfits on to differenciate them (so like real dangeresque) (ALSO this one is from the pets around the world thing which i thought would be kinda funny for the istanbul thing)

hot tub/the informants/strong sad - persian #263

another mash of characters but yknow. idk why strong sads a cat it just felt Right

[garden-gates]

Telltale Games | Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People install wizards for demos of episodes 4 and 5

[just-illegal]

sbemail pitch:

the email is asking him if he's seen anything from the dangeresque fandom, and what he thinks of it. he's like "there's a dangeresque fandom??" and immediately looks it up for his ego i mean his ego i mean research

he starts looking at fanart, but checks himself out a weird amount so he goes to the fanfic! there is a ship war between day 1 dangeresque/renaldo shippers and dangeresque/dangeresque too shippers .

he's intrigued by this, looks through some fic. starts reading one out loud. the grammar and spelling are terrible. dangeresque and renaldo get out of character and go back to being strong bad and coach z and the shipping does not stop. strong bad doesn't either bc he wants to know what the author thinks their lives are like. everything is unfathomably wrong

his fun ends when, in the fic, they start (gasp) making out, and he dramatically closes the laptop. after a beat, he wonders how the hell one makes out with the notably mouthless coach z, before noticing typing sounds.

wide shot. homestar is sitting next to him, writing the sequel

[homosexual-fast-dancer]

💞 ❣️💭(fritzyships)

Yay thanks for the ask! Coach Z time

💞: Reminds you of your relationship

It's not only kinda funny (he has more than two prablems) for him but I feel like even tho he never tends to show it he can be surprisingly self aware sometimes, he feels like he might not deserve somebody loving him

❣️: Reminds you of your F/O

It's a controversial pick for a controversial guy, okay so the song might be kinda twisted but if you've seen Homestar Runner (which I know you have) then you'll understand that compared to everyone else besides Bubs he's definitely the most old in the group and you know how he is around Marzi (not much younger but still)

💭: You like to daydream about the two of you to

Well I like to think about the Dangeresque married couple because Renaldo has definitely made Dr R. a much kinder individual then he originally was

[shoudesuka-mechadork]

This is one of those cases where Kira is going to have a hard time not because the person in question is hyper-competent- even though he is- or the world is so absurd that Kira will seem less like an omnipotent force. No, no.

It's because the Death Note can't account for the existence of Dangeresque, Too.

Here's how it'll go down; Renaldo, who is still one week from retirement, will call Dangeresque on his car phone about some new killer Da Chief wants taken in. Dangeresque, being a corrupt cop/celebrity pharmacist, will want to pursue Kira to sate his ego and also boost his already incredibly prolific fame.

Putting aside the aforementioned Dangeresque, Too, Dangeresque himself is a paradoxical character. Simultaneously a world reknowned hero but also only ever working in shady settings like backalleys and abandoned lots with a shitty office that doesn't befit his status.

Through a series of convoluted connections and extreme stunts that he DEFINITELY DID, Dangeresque will eventually find out the identity of Kira.

At this point, Kira is going to get pulled into the nonsense of the Dangeresque universe. Suddenly his 'genius' is a warped, cartoonish exaggeration of whatever intelligence he has as filtered through the lens of roughly 3 decades of action films, and during this confrontation, it is highly likely that the precariously high location that the dramatic encounter is taking place will explode, or something.

At which point Kira will be defeated in a fight, and Dangeresque will be faced with only one choice: he's going to have to jump.

Once again, he survives a stunt he definitely did, and all's well that ends well....except he never really arrested Kira so now he has to escape his office to get away from Da Chief.

If I had to sum up why Dangeresque could escape Kira, it's the power of stunt doubles. Any time something potentially lethal is supposed to happen to Strong Bad, Strong Sad is poorly cut in wearing a sad excuse for a Strong Bad As Dangeresque costume, and then takes it. He's had his neck broken by an anvil before, he'll be alright.

tl;dr Kira is trapped in a dumb animal cartoon's loving recreation of every action movie cliche ever and will become incredibly susceptible to said cliches. Dangeresque wins.

Something something the mighty oak has fallen.

[theshebinator]

I am never drawing Senor Cardgage again 

[pastel-does-a-big-ol-art]

Some doodles I’ve been making with little to no context over the weeks

They fight the law but they also fight the crime

But not as much

~Dangeresque~

[megahorous]

Finished Dangeresque 3!  I figured out the final battle all by myself

Defeating Uzi with a large drill reminded me of the old TMNT episode “Same as it Never Was” where most of the Turts died and it gave kids nightmares

[thunderzizi]

rex dangeresque

ft. emmet as dangeresque, too? and one of the raptors as renaldo

[soundsdangeresque]

inktowbew days 18-24!!

the rest you will probably get later today lol

[hunty627]

Dangeresque is so cool. Here he comes with Renaldo and Dangeresque too! ^^

stick it to the man! stick it to the man!! (hes dangeresque)

[incorrecthsrquotes]

Dangeresque: CB equipment? Renaldo: Orperational! Dangeresque: Walkie talkies? Renaldo: Orperational! Dangeresque: Cordless phone on separate line? Renaldo: Orperational! Dangeresque: Stupid-looking hat? Renaldo: Orp-hey!

[fanfics2747]

hero: Dangeresque

leader: Renaldo

other friends: Cutesy Buttons, Dangeresque 2

villain: Baron Darin Diamonocle

sidekick: Perducci

henchmen: Unguraits

Lets get a "the heroes "friends" hand the hero over to the villain" snippet in here! Love your writing, and hope you are feeling well.

I’m doing well, thanks, and thank you for waiting and I’m so glad to hear you like my stuff. I hope you like what I’ve come up with.

Hero was very confused when they entered the warehouse to see their friends sitting on crates only a few feet away from Villain, their sidekick and two henchmen. Hero tensed and couldn’t help but position themselves ready for combat.

“It’s alright, [Hero],” Villain said with a smug smirk. “You’ll be pleased to know your friends and I have come to an… well, an agreement.”

Hero turned to look at their friends in concern. They were not reassured to see them look away. Guilt was obvious on their faces, but why?“What’s wrong?” they asked the leader. Leader looked reluctant to reply so Villain cut in on their behalf.

“A deal has been struck. I will be giving up my master weapon, in exchange… for you.”“Me?!”“Yes. You belong to me now. Though it is a shame that your friends have been quite so cowardly and unfaithful towards you.”

Hero shook their head and turned to run. They tried the door they entered through but it was locked. Hero yanked at it desperately.“No, no, no! You’re lying! You have to be lying! You’ve hypnotised them, or they’re not real- something! They wouldn’t- you wouldn’t do this to me, we’re a team, family!”

Villain stood from their crate and smiled almost sadly, almost. “It’s a straight-faced deal. You for the weapon- I hardly needed to even negotiate. You’ve been misled all this time, and I’d apologise to you if it was my place to do so.”

Hero was almost certain their heart tore in two. Something snapped inside them, numbing heat rushed into their body, heavy and devastating. “No… Please. [Leader], please-” Hero tried to get some sort of reaction from them, they rushed to them and tried to hold them by their forearms, to reason with them. They didn’t understand, they couldn’t go with Villain, they couldn’t. Why were they doing this?!

Their leader pushed them away. “I’m sorry… It’s the only way. I hope you understand.”

Hero felt their legs wobble, their lip tremble and tears threaten to spill. Then another wave of heat hit them like electricity. Anger, betrayal, hopelessness it all boiled together and overflowed within seconds. Hero punched Leader as hard as they could. “I am not just property for you to just give away! I won’t go!”

Hero made to hit them again but Villain caught their fist. Hero turned sharply and tried to free their arm. “Get your hands off me! I’m not yours!”Villain looked up at the group of friends. “You can go now unless you enjoy seeing your Hero beg their supposed friends for help that is. Don’t worry, I’ll take good care of them.”

The heroes took their leave, some looking more ashamed than others. Hero fought with a fire in their eyes. “Revoke the deal! Please! [Leader], don’t do this! [Leader!] I trusted you!”

It took Villain’s Sidekick and two henchmen to get them under control, wrestling them to their knees and holding on tight to their arms while Sidekick had a handful of hair as a warning. Hero slumped forwards and struggled not to sob in front of their enemy. Their breathing was heavy and forced out through gritted teeth.

“I told you no one would care about you,” Villain observed. “They didn’t even try to fight for you.” When Hero didn’t retaliate, Sidekick let go of their hair. They took up a pair of handcuffs and secured their hands behind their back. The henchmen let go of them for the time being. “Let’s go. I’ll give you the chance to come with some dignity.”

Hero didn’t budge, they looked so deep in thought that they hardly acknowledged what was said. Villain sighed and crouched down in front of them. “I told you to pick better friends. Now your decision has come back to haunt you, the best thing you can do now is to forget about them. On your feet and come with me.”

Hero still couldn’t move, “I don’t understand…”

Villain stood and dismissed them with a flick of their wrist. “People are scum, [Hero]. Sooner you learn that the better off you’ll be.” Hero let the henchmen take them under the arms and drag them to a waiting van.

[incorrecthsrquotes]

Dangeresque and co. are examining a dead body

Renaldo: I think that's bile. Dangeresque: Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?

[incorrecthsrquotes]

Dangeresque tracks Perducci down to a crowded restaurant

Perducci: Ah, Dangeresque, what an unexpected... Dangeresque: (threateningly) PERDUCCIII... Perducci: Wait, wait, wait! You're trapped! By social convention! Look, we're in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant! Dangeresque: (reluctantly sits down across from Perducci) Perducci: That's right, you're trapped, sit down. Renaldo: (joins Dangeresque) Aw, shoot! I see we're trapped by social converntion.