#perducci

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You have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes, you Hot Topic wannabe and you white marshmallow son-of-a-bitch! You have done nothing but destroy my life, I hope you both die!

Perducci, after luring the Dangeresques into a death trap

[soundsdangeresque]

assigned every dangeresque character lps ! continued in rbs cuz of image limit lol

dangeresque - german shepherd #375

the main man!! wanted a kinda "tough" dog for him, so here we are (also i specifically picked one that looked like the one i picked for dadgeresque shh)

dangeresque too - bull terrier #

ok tbh. im a little biased i had this one as kid but hes silly ok. anyway also a little bit of a "tough" dog for him :] (gonna admit i had a Lot of trouble w dangeresque too </3 so sorry)

renaldo - monkey #834

(random ebay picture cuz the one on lpsmerch doesnt have him w the fez on </3) um. yeah i chose this one just cuz of the fez and also hes lankier than the chimp (also fez'd)

perducci - chow chow #384

oh you Know this bitch is a crusty purse dog in any universe

killingyouguy - shark #2139

hes blue and squareish and could kill you. thats about it really

cutesy buttons - cat longhair #511

i was obsessed w this specific cat in the lps wii game as a kid so its only fair. the colors match and the patterns cute what else do you want from me

sultry buttons - cat longhair #

wanted her and cutesy buttons to be the same species tbh cuz im p sure theyre sisters? anyway colors.

diamonocle - parrot #882

get it. cuz of the monocle so its. its an eyepatch. also hes orangey and blue but the. the eyepatch do you get the bit hey do you

szechuan steve/craig/the cheat - leopard #388

ok so the cheat doesnt really play anyone important enough to warrant different lps dfghfg so we get One with different outfits on to differenciate them (so like real dangeresque) (ALSO this one is from the pets around the world thing which i thought would be kinda funny for the istanbul thing)

hot tub/the informants/strong sad - persian #263

another mash of characters but yknow. idk why strong sads a cat it just felt Right

[elliespectacular]

scared to sell my steam trading cards for $.01 less than the lowest asking price to ensure a quick sale anymore 'cause I don't know shit about the trading card economy I don't know the horrors that these honest working Gamers had to go through just to earn the right to collect and trade virtual trading cards on the pc gaming platform Steam with an ounce of dignity I mean I'm just out here trying to get by and maybe save a few cents on Kitten Burst what if there's been a whole labor feud with strikes and protests over the fair cost of trading cards that I never paid any attention to and by marking my Perducci card from Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate down to $.06 instead of $.07 I'm undercutting the union rate and I've accidentally become a steam trading card scab

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01/27/2024 - Morgan Yu

Prey (2017) is a phenomenal game in my eyes. It has a great set of tools at your disposal that it allows various creative solutions to problems. From using recycler charges to overcome an enemy, turning into a small object to fit into a small gap to simply using the simple ol’ firepower of a shotgun. The game really gets you to connect things together and try out unconventional methods.

Aside from that, its story is likewise in the same quality as its gameplay. The standout for me was the crew quarters’ story which had a lot of stories about the various crew aboard Talos I and one of the sweetest relationships I have encountered.

Overall, this game is perducci-approved!

[pacmastermeow]

That stranger seemed to know a little bit too little about Perducci...

“Wait! I’m just a nobody. I don’t know anything, and I’d tell you if I did—please don’t hurt me!” 

[thunderzizi]

rex dangeresque

ft. emmet as dangeresque, too? and one of the raptors as renaldo

[dooptown]

Once we get to the top of this high-scraper, we'll hopefully be able to throw some people off. Maybe even Perducci.

[pacmastermeow]

meat perducci

[fanfics2747]

hero: Dangeresque

leader: Renaldo

other friends: Cutesy Buttons, Dangeresque 2

villain: Baron Darin Diamonocle

sidekick: Perducci

henchmen: Unguraits

Lets get a "the heroes "friends" hand the hero over to the villain" snippet in here! Love your writing, and hope you are feeling well.

I’m doing well, thanks, and thank you for waiting and I’m so glad to hear you like my stuff. I hope you like what I’ve come up with.

Hero was very confused when they entered the warehouse to see their friends sitting on crates only a few feet away from Villain, their sidekick and two henchmen. Hero tensed and couldn’t help but position themselves ready for combat.

“It’s alright, [Hero],” Villain said with a smug smirk. “You’ll be pleased to know your friends and I have come to an… well, an agreement.”

Hero turned to look at their friends in concern. They were not reassured to see them look away. Guilt was obvious on their faces, but why?“What’s wrong?” they asked the leader. Leader looked reluctant to reply so Villain cut in on their behalf.

“A deal has been struck. I will be giving up my master weapon, in exchange… for you.”“Me?!”“Yes. You belong to me now. Though it is a shame that your friends have been quite so cowardly and unfaithful towards you.”

Hero shook their head and turned to run. They tried the door they entered through but it was locked. Hero yanked at it desperately.“No, no, no! You’re lying! You have to be lying! You’ve hypnotised them, or they’re not real- something! They wouldn’t- you wouldn’t do this to me, we’re a team, family!”

Villain stood from their crate and smiled almost sadly, almost. “It’s a straight-faced deal. You for the weapon- I hardly needed to even negotiate. You’ve been misled all this time, and I’d apologise to you if it was my place to do so.”

Hero was almost certain their heart tore in two. Something snapped inside them, numbing heat rushed into their body, heavy and devastating. “No… Please. [Leader], please-” Hero tried to get some sort of reaction from them, they rushed to them and tried to hold them by their forearms, to reason with them. They didn’t understand, they couldn’t go with Villain, they couldn’t. Why were they doing this?!

Their leader pushed them away. “I’m sorry… It’s the only way. I hope you understand.”

Hero felt their legs wobble, their lip tremble and tears threaten to spill. Then another wave of heat hit them like electricity. Anger, betrayal, hopelessness it all boiled together and overflowed within seconds. Hero punched Leader as hard as they could. “I am not just property for you to just give away! I won’t go!”

Hero made to hit them again but Villain caught their fist. Hero turned sharply and tried to free their arm. “Get your hands off me! I’m not yours!”Villain looked up at the group of friends. “You can go now unless you enjoy seeing your Hero beg their supposed friends for help that is. Don’t worry, I’ll take good care of them.”

The heroes took their leave, some looking more ashamed than others. Hero fought with a fire in their eyes. “Revoke the deal! Please! [Leader], don’t do this! [Leader!] I trusted you!”

It took Villain’s Sidekick and two henchmen to get them under control, wrestling them to their knees and holding on tight to their arms while Sidekick had a handful of hair as a warning. Hero slumped forwards and struggled not to sob in front of their enemy. Their breathing was heavy and forced out through gritted teeth.

“I told you no one would care about you,” Villain observed. “They didn’t even try to fight for you.” When Hero didn’t retaliate, Sidekick let go of their hair. They took up a pair of handcuffs and secured their hands behind their back. The henchmen let go of them for the time being. “Let’s go. I’ll give you the chance to come with some dignity.”

Hero didn’t budge, they looked so deep in thought that they hardly acknowledged what was said. Villain sighed and crouched down in front of them. “I told you to pick better friends. Now your decision has come back to haunt you, the best thing you can do now is to forget about them. On your feet and come with me.”

Hero still couldn’t move, “I don’t understand…”

Villain stood and dismissed them with a flick of their wrist. “People are scum, [Hero]. Sooner you learn that the better off you’ll be.” Hero let the henchmen take them under the arms and drag them to a waiting van.

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Perducci: I ain't talkin'! Dangeresque: (pulls out a big knife) We got ways of making people talk... (cuts a slice of cake) Perducci: Can I have some? Dangeresque: Cake is for talkers.

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Dangeresque tracks Perducci down to a crowded restaurant

Perducci: Ah, Dangeresque, what an unexpected... Dangeresque: (threateningly) PERDUCCIII... Perducci: Wait, wait, wait! You're trapped! By social convention! Look, we're in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant! Dangeresque: (reluctantly sits down across from Perducci) Perducci: That's right, you're trapped, sit down. Renaldo: (joins Dangeresque) Aw, shoot! I see we're trapped by social converntion.

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Dangeresque: At the moment, seven Coast Guard cutters are converging on us. Would you believe it? Perducci: I find that hard to believe. Dangeresque: Hmmm … Would you believe six? Perducci: I don't think so. Dangeresque: How about two cops in a rowboat?

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Diamonicle: Don’t make me scoff! Your plans are barely even schemes!

Perducci: You wouldn’t know a scheme from a conspiracy!

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Perducci and Dangeresque are Playing Cards

Perducci: Go fish! Dangeresque: Old maid! Perducci: Uh... crazy eights! Dangeresque: Checkmate! Perducci: ...Well-played. Renaldo: It was?!

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Perducci: You’ve failed me for the last time!

Killingyouguy: NO, NO, I CAN FAIL YOU AGAIN!

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Perducci: I graduated top of my class! You don’t think I know how to disarm a bomb?!

Dangeresque: First off, you didn’t graduate! (socks Perducci in the jaw)