#senor cardgage

[thicc-astronaut]

[shreklings]

h*r if they were Texan

[youngunknowncollection]

[vo-vehc-base-audiopropprop-t]

where my carledge fans out they're

[omnybus]

I know it's supposed to be a joke about how Strong Bad has weird tastes, but I have a theory on why he honestly thinks Senor Cardgage is cool. While "coolness" is subjective, it's typically associated with having a lot of self-confidence, I think Strong Bad thinks Senor Cardgage is "cool" because Cardgage basically lives life the way he pleases, going wherever and doing whatever he wants, and doesn't care about other people's judgement about his looks or behavior.

Granted, anyone with half a brain can see that Senor Cardgage is really just a gross, sketchy hobo with no sense of personal space and sounds like he's consumed at least three illicit substances and/or household cleaners in the past hour. But given how Cardgage tends to pester everyone except Strong Bad, Strong Bad probably thinks he's cool because he gets on everybody's nerves and usually getting away with it, something that he himself probably wishes he could do. Plus, he gave Strong Sad nightmares, which of course is hilarious.

[diaryofasugarfiend]

The Blubb-o's Conspiracy. I kind of regret making this because I do like Strong Sad, but I h8 conspiracy cranks.

[yaptimusprime]

Let me cook

[ballwizard]

the "et ceteras"

[helloree1]

does anyone ship this

[chelledoggo]

[incorrecthsrquotes]

Hold the door, Barbara, I think this is our floor.

Senor Cardgage, probably

[homestarrunner]

Homestar runner analog horror

That already exists

[youngunknowncollection]

[vo-vehc-base-audiopropprop-t]

Yeah.

[askranma12]

Who's that weird old man with glasses and why is he always bothering Ranma?

[trishaglows]

this block button isn’t enough, I want him DEAD/j