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WHY does the inner ear have a direct line to your stomach? What evolutionary advantage is there to throwing up when you're dizzy?
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I am trying to understand why the motorcycle suit needed boobs

Ava ‘Kinetica’ PlayStation 2
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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them
cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.
cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,
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It sucks that they got rid of every activity. It’s only phone in bed now. They got rid of everything else
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something ‘bout may makes it all feel better!




baby, summerland holds what i want right now…
it’s that time of year again! went to the beach!
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