#ren speaks��
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention
#this is my favorite tweet i ever made#fictional villains#the darkling#aleksander morovoza#anakin skywalker#halbrand#daemon targaryen#daenerys targeryan#house targaryen#rhysand#kylo ren#ben solo#jess speaks
90K notes
·
View notes
Text
christ more dragon god sy yapping:
all those b-points he got from finishing that first quest? gone. my mans got like 100 every time he blessed a new generation of peak lords, plus the 500 he got from finishing that first main quest {From the Ground Up}, plus whatever he got from fighting off all those beasties who tried to kill his little cultivators way back when.
but when he unlocks his human form, he does not unlock clothes, and he has to buy them from the system store! truly unfair! he looks pretty similar to how he looked in his first life, just a little less sickly. he also has to buy a sword from the system, which is frankly bullshit. but lanrui is a lovely sword—an almost pearlescent sheen to the blade, with peach blossoms inlaid in the hilt and a dragon scale sheath that…it’s almost certainly made from his scales, actually. weird. after buying everything he needs from the bullshit system’s scam shop, he’s left with about 150 B-points.
after his magical girl transformation from gigantic dragon god to gangly human wrapped in way too many layers of sumptuous green and blue silks, shen yuan is sent off the mountain on a couple of missions from the system. pop into the demon realm to slay this evil, fend off these fierce corpses attacking this little town—tutorial shit. it’s weird having such a small body again after six (or seven hundred???? he’s not thinking about the enormity of time right now) years as a gigantic dragon. his steps feel a thousand times lighter, and the first time he tries to pick a fruit from a tree, he kind of explodes it with spiritual energy. the tutorial is, unfortunately, necessary.
the system is almost helpful when it shares his stats and all his cool dragon skills. his official name here is lord canglong, but honestly it would be so hard to explore this world if people were falling all over themselves when they heard his names. did dragon gods get personal names before courtesy too? fighting with the system gets him a corny, half-assed compromise.
he still gets to be shen yuan, but while his first life’s yuan was 垣 yuán (wall), in his second life it’s 愿 yuàn (desire, hope), and the shen he has is… very transparently 神, shén (god, deity). he’s got stupid amounts of spiritual energy, he doesn’t need to eat or drink, and sometimes plants bloom around him since he’s the also kind of the god of springtime?
right when he gets excited thinking about how he’s a god!! (the dragon god in PIDW!! that bastardization of qinglong that airplane wrote who never did shit to defend the realms until his mountain was being destroyed by binghe merging them!!) the system butts in to remind him that there are limitations. he can’t kill humans except in certain circumstances or else he’ll be punished, which—fine, he didn’t plan to go around murdering people anyway? his dragon form will be locked whenever he’s not on canglong peak (bullshit!! what kind of half assed nerfing—) and there’s a permanent penalty on his account, [Dragon Ex Machina], that threatens to penalize him if he uses his dragon god powers to bully the plot into going his way.
so what’s the point of being a dragon god, then!?!??!?!
he spends days bickering debating with the system while he learns to use his sword and qi without exploding whatever he touches, but the system refuses to budge. if he tries to bully the plot too much, he’ll be punished. it’s bullshit, but so is this whole novel he’s found himself in, so…
shen yuan is ready to spend a few more days acclimating before he gets a game plan together but that flies out the window when something starts burning at the back of his mind, screaming that something’s wrong, something is in danger, part of his territory is threatened. he hasn’t felt that since the last demon invasion, and before he can stop himself, he’s mounted lanrui and darted off toward that feeling that something is wrong, wrong, wrong.
he ends up having blown in a wall of qing jing’s discipline hall, the tail of shen qingqiu’s whip caught in his fist (and fuck, that hurt to catch!!! his hand is definitely bleeding) as he stares down the man who was really just about to start whipping a child. a couple of disciples have gone white; a couple others have fallen over. the only ones in the room unaffected are shen yuan, luo binghe whose eyes are wide as he gazes up at him, and fucking scum villain extraordinaire, shen qingqiu. and the scum villain’s first words to him, lord canglong, dragon god of qing jing peak???
“move, or i’ll beat you too.”
#shen qingqiu has A Lot Of Nerve#i didn’t mean to ramble this much im sorry#im fully incapable of speaking or writing in a straight line#dragon god shen yuan#dragon god au#svsss#luo binghe#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#scum villain au#scum villain’s self saving system#scum villain#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#yapping
672 notes
·
View notes
Text
there’s a really interesting phenomenon going on that I've seen mostly on twitter in which people are pretending The Last Jedi and the other Sequel movies is and was always good, actually.
it seems to me as if there's a new consensus that the people who did and still do dislike that movie are those mad about Rey being a woman, Finn being a black man, etc, and while I'm a thousand-percent sure that's true, that some people hate that movie for stupid and bigoted reasons, it doesn't change the fact that The Last Jedi (and truly, the entire Sequel Trilogy) is just flat-out a bad movie.
All three of those films suffer hugely because all three are fundamentally different at a ground level. They are inherently disconnected in a way that a trilogy should not be, leaping from idea to idea that the next film inevitably squanders. There is no consistent storyline other than 'First Empire Bad'; there is barely any buildup to to the reveal of Palpatine, Kylo Ren as a character flip-flops between tortured badboy to Maybe Redemption Arc and back. It's not because he's conflicted, it's because everything is simply inconsistent.
Finn and Poe are done huge disgraces by the end of it all, Kylo Ren having been deemed more important and heroic than they are, and The Love Story is just terrible. The end of The Last Jedi sees Kylo Ren successfully assassinate Snoke, which is a pretty cool fucking thing to happen, but Rise of Skywalker squanders the aftermath of that idea with the rushed redemption.
These are movies that feel like each one was supposed to have its own subsequent trilogy; put together, they're a mess.
#and obvs. it's fine to like these movies I do not care#but its when people act like they've always been Good because [xyx; usually smth to do w kylo ren] like.......cmon#also I like ranting about bad things let me have this#star wars#smokey speaks#500
885 notes
·
View notes
Text
thinking about boyfriend leona who sees you shivering in the spelldrive stands, so he flies over to you and gives you his uniform’s outer jacket in front of everyone <3
790 notes
·
View notes
Text
I haven’t belly laughed at a YouTube video in a long time but CHRIST was the Cleo/Doc case hilarious
#taken straight back to season 5#that case was a disaster lmfao#skizz: *perfect legal language* bdubs: I was not paying attention to a single thing you said#Bdubs’ fucking ad segment with 13 playing#Joe pleading 1/5 insanity and doc slowly (actually) losing it#ren’s lawyer being an armor stand of false#hoooooly shit that was so funny#hermitcraft#storm speaks
513 notes
·
View notes
Text
Yeah, I missed the stinky cat man's b-day, but have a WIP.💋
#My super secret Leona birthday art was just NOT done in time I'm sorry#Mission failed we'll get em next time boys#Munch on the writing for now I got a few big pieces comin#Like legit this is prob my best Leona art so far#leona kingscholar#twst#ren speaks🌱#bunnwich art🐇
448 notes
·
View notes
Note
what are ur thoughts on akechi and sumire? 🤨
i think they're the besties ever i loved their interactions sm ‼️‼️ (ignore the fact that akechi was constantly threatening her to not fuck over the team bc of her inexperience during third sem 💀💀)
i have some sketches of them i did recently so i'll share w the class
#ppl who say they'd fight over ren are the weakest links btw. they're literally besties atlus told me so#genuinely wish they had more screentime together we had that one cafe date first sem and then like only half of royal 💀#it's so funny how bitter akechi is over everything every time she started speaking he'd immediately hit the 🙄😐😒#he's such a fucking hater and for what#my poor sumire couldn't get a single word in before he'd ask when they were moving on 😭😭#lotus’s asks#lotus draws#persona 5 royal#p5r#sumire yoshizawa#goro akechi
246 notes
·
View notes
Text
Need more love for Akira who is a huge dork loser freak typa guy I think. His autistic boy swag is so unparalleled and he’s so awkward and he gets so invested and excited about the most bizarre things ever like. Boy gets top of the class and he’s like Cool 👍 but he makes a plate of curry that doesn’t suck and his reaction is YES 💪 and then proceeds to shovel the whole thing into his mouth in like 9 seconds. He makes lockpicks at his desk in school and talks to his cat with other people around like it’s not the weirdest shit ever in the world, he’s read every single book he can get his hands on, he regularly goes to eat 15lb hamburgers like it’s a thing to do, he cranks the treadmill up to 100% and then falls the fuck off immediately, he bought his own pool cue and attempted trick shots with varying levels of success, he back flipped through a stained glass window like “see ya!” like. If that’s not a boy who’s performing based on tropes he’s seen before idk what is. He is just so strange and peculiar and he has no idea how to express himself he is just there like :3 and everyone loves him for it and they are RIGHT
#I will never ever shut up about what a freak weirdo he is#he’s literally so funny#and I will defend autistic Akira with my life actually#persona 5#p5#akira kusuru#ren amamiya#skaterboy speaks#about: Akira <3
1K notes
·
View notes
Note
Some Ghost Ren crumbs if you have please? Also! Is Martyn in the au?
Martyn would've been around when Ren was alive, he's obviously not anymore, all of the other ghosts are getting very tired of him talking about it
#atlas.art#atlas speaks#mcyt#hermitcraft#hc ghosts au#rendog#welsknight#truely crumbs bc I can't be bothered to write out another long post right now sorry#bonus wels bc I find the idea of him or the other ghosts carrying Ren's head around very funny#I feel like Cleo's the only one who can ever be bothered to actually go find his body wherever it's wandered off on the property
143 notes
·
View notes
Text
im a big fan of cleo and ren interactions for just how quickly their conversations go off the rails
971 notes
·
View notes
Text
Qiao Ling
#i love her so much#i can tell you abt red threads#but i don't speak english well lol#link click qiao ling#qiao ling#digital art#link click fanart#link click#时光代理人#sgdlr#sgdlr fanart#shi guang dai li ren#shiguang daili ren#my art#art#artists on tumblr#oh and no there's no qiao ling/lu guang ship#i just didn't have energy for drawing cxs
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
leoyuu graduation scenario
thinking about the japanese graduation tradition where you exchange neckties with the person you love… thinking about leona who doesn’t wear a necktie to NRC but upon hearing about this tradition from yuu’s world, he shows up to graduation wearing one. it’s totally not tied properly around his neck, but that still doesn’t take away the shock everyone experiences upon seeing him with a tie for the first time ever. after the ceremony ends, after being crowded by the spelldrive team and being congratulated by his peers, he’s looking for yuu. he finds them, talking to trey and cater and a few other fourth years, and he’s dragging them away from the crowd, back up the familiar path to ramshackle. and sevens, he’s missed them so much; his fourth year spent away from the college killed him because he was unable to see his favourite herbivore. and he knows he shouldn’t feel this way, but he’s so glad yuu was still in twisted wonderland, just long enough for him to confess his feelings in his weird and indirect way; by gently tying the striped piece of fabric around the prefect’s neck and pulling them close into a kiss. the tug is gentle, and it feels more like falling into each other’s embrace than anything. but it’s the most typical-leona way to get his feelings across to the person he’s been crushing on since they crashed into his world.
manga: Namaikizakari
#ren speaks#twst#twisted wonderland#leona kingscholar#レオナキングスカラー#leoyuu#leona kingscholar x reader#leona kingscholar x yuu
241 notes
·
View notes
Text
Just finished Link Click
Time to watch all the comercials they took part in, the Yingdu chapter mvs, read the manhwa, and hyperfixate for a few months or so
#lyn draws#lyn speaks#shiguang daili ren#link click#link click fa#shiguang#cheng xiaoshi#lu guang#i originally wanted to draw them kissing#but i think it would be funnier if he bit lu guang instead#chomp
117 notes
·
View notes
Text
A bit of controversial post maybe??? (feel free to skip)
Not to be controversial but I keep seeing how ppl are reading the “Leona is kind to Sally” situation and just thinking how my perspective is bit…different. (if you don't care about my opinion ofc you can always skip)
SPOILERS FOR EVENT
When I saw it, these were my thoughts:
"Oh I love this so much!! It's adorable for one, and I’ve been saying for years that Leona is only mean to ppl he doesn't like/finds annoying or doesn’t care about. Like he HAS the ability, like everyone else to be polite and nice but we only see him interact with ppl who annoy him etc. Which is...um most of the cast. AND we rarely get a peak at how he would be with someone he likes.
I hope that this helps ppl see that he can be gentler to act toward someone he's SUPPOSED to like as a friend or even like romantically.
Banter is one thing but I don’t believe he'd ever act straight-up rude to someone he was true friends with, dating or had a crush on?"
So, a lot of ppl loved this scene I DO TOO! However…
This whole “Leona said men ain’t shit” joke is worrisome. Like…do you guys think that Leona would in fact be ruder or less gentle to a masc or nonbinary S/O vs a femme one? Some of these remarks…feel uh not really nice to those who have nonbinary/masc pairing with him.
He grew up in a matriarchal society, he respects women NO DOUBT.
I just think it would be nice to for us to be kinder in how we phrase things like this. I know they are jokes but still Yumes and ships mean a lot to ppl and I think it's just another catalyst for masc and masc-leaning fans to feel further alienated in the fandom space, yk?
Do I believe he respects women OFC, but much like those who had the “consent king” take about the voiceline of him being offended at Scully kissing the MC's hand I ONLY agree to an extent. WHY? Bc Leona is a big-ass hypocrite! Leona, for all I defend him, is not always keen on physical boundaries himself and can be quite rude. I think that line is more him being annoyed at Scully than genuinely worried for anyone's virtue, yk?
And to bring it back to the Sally/Leona thing I think it's not just bc Sally is a woman he is nice to her, bc she is SMART and cunning and was quickly underestimated by the rest of the cast. She was able take care of herself. He liked that about her. I really don't think it was just cause she was girl by itself.
Idk thats all I have to say, this is just my opinion as usual but it just didn’t sit right with me from a fandom perspective and I genuinely feel the “Leona is the feminist king of all time” is not a full reading of the character when we’ve seen him be nice to others and neutral to other women. Plus, he’s IS a hypocrite about the manners thing! The cast even call him out on it.
Leona is still flawed just like any other character in twst and I don't think him “bowing down at every women's feet” is something I subscribe to. Not in the way some ppl are acting anyways.
And frankly how some ppl are wording themselves in their tags and reblogs of these posts about Leona “drinking respect women’s juice bc he dislikes men” feels alienating toward those who have nonbinary/masc ships with him.
This is meant as no offense to anyone's fun I just thought I’d give my perspective on it.
TLDR: I do think that it is genuinely funny and endearing to see the juxtaposition of how Leona treats everyone else VS Sally HOWEVER I don't think it is purely a gender thing and making that just doesn't sit right with me.
#and no its not everyoneeeeeeeeeeee#Just a few comment here or there I saw that made me side eye.#I just think some more nuance would be nice I guess idk??#These are just my thought anyways#I hope I am being understood here I'm not trying to start anything so please be kind to me and others#ren speaks🌱#may delete later
163 notes
·
View notes
Text
love the scene in which Ren and Nora have their Kinda Exes But Not awkward conversation and Velvet just kind of looks in between them for a minute and decides That's Not My Business. adore her.
#alsooooo ren my b oy trying to keep everyone together he's come so FAR#rwby#rwby spoilers#lie ren#nora valkyrie#velvet scarlatina#smokey speaks#renora
384 notes
·
View notes
Text
sometimes I think about the idea that Ryuji is the only person who can make Akira really laugh and I get a little very emo about it like. Akira is normally such a quiet guy but he feels so safe and so free with Ryuji around that he will absolutely lose his mind cry-laughing about stuff, and it’s such a strange sight for most people but to Ryuji it’s actually the most beautiful sound in the world
#hi I am thinking about gayboys again and making myself unwell#pegoryu#akiryu#persona 5#p5#ryuji sakamoto#akira kurusu#ren amamiya#skaterboy speaks#about: Akira <3#about: Ryuji <3
576 notes
·
View notes