#remus just wants to be engaged damn it!!!!

[impishtubist]

More midnight thoughts from @soloorganaas : "Remus and Sirius can't get married until Harry breaks up with his terrible boyfriend Draco, because they don't want to have to invite anyone to their wedding that they don't like."

[myjealouseyes]

Harry x Wolfstar!Daughter and Harry being really protective! Like, some freak thing where Voldemort does come back, and the battle of Hogwarts and everything in DHP1 still exists and everything, Harry would be so protective of her! Absolutely nothing is going to touch his girlfriend! Maybe Voldemort even threatens reader when Harry is “dead”, and that’s when he reveals that he isn’t dead because there is no way this bald-ass no-nosed freaky pennywise-cousin’s lookin ass just threatened his girlfriend (or maybe fiancee at that point?)

YES!

The second wolfstar!daughter sees hagrid carrying harry her first instinct is to get mad as hell!! She starts cursing and swearing at voldermort. (Remus and Sirius are holding her back on instinct.) she does not give a single damn that he’s the dark lord. (And I just KNOW Harry is trying his best not to give himself away out of pure shock. He knows how protective she gets but he didn’t think that counted with the most powerful dark wizard in the world 💀💀)

But then voldermort tells her that she’ll be next (she’s too angry about Harry to care. Like she hasn’t even thought to check his pulse! she’s just mad that he’s bloody and looks unconscious.) but Harry does care!! Very much so!!! That’s when he decides to drop his act.

And I think that when Harry has to go horcrux hunting that’s when they have their first big/serious argument. Because Harry is just outright refusing to let her go but wolfstar!daughter was NOT having it! She’s not going to let him go on a dangerous mission without her. EVER. (She would think that he knows that by now but apparently not.)

They argue back and forth because Harry doesn’t want her to risk her life and she doesn’t want to stand by and watch him risk his. (She does end up winning the argument and she does help him out a lot.)

And yes, they do get engaged shortly after voldermort is defeated they’ve pretty much known from the beginning that they wanted to get married young like their parents did.

[dufferpuffer]

In continuation of the 'pillow prince/ss/' topic.. Snape sex hcs? I remember you said it's basically impossible to drag him into bed but I'D TRY.

You're just spoiling me, aren'tcha? First Remus now Sev... Severus Snape is devoted to duty. Its the only thing holding him together. How often does he even go to bed…? A full-time teacher, a spy, a death eater, Dumbledore's dark little knight - He probably considers the time he spends marking 'rest enough'.

His self-esteem is dead. So dead he has come to terms with its corpse and uses it as protection. He's been teased his entire life for his looks. By his parents, by his schoolmates, by his teachers, by his cult, by his students... He's proud of how it has hardened him. It's become part of his ego: He's heard it all before - and now the words run off his oily feathers like raindrops.

Having someone say they think him anything less than hideous? Baffling. But while Remus would become a flustered mess... I think Severus would stages-of-grief it. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression… Because his romantic, affectionate side is also a corpse. It died alongside his best friend and he's spent the last decade-and-a-half making sure it stays buried.

To bring it back? That will take a stubborn dedication that rivals his. It takes grit and damn near necromancy. He will fight back, too - because to raise it from the dead is to raise Lily along with it. That is the greatest hurdle: Best friend or love of his life - either way she was the only person he has been affectionate with. He will need to digest that. He hasn't worked through his grief yet, because it is a difficult thing to work through alone. …but he CAN reach Acceptance.

One step, one stage at a time - peeling down each layer of his onion, like an ogre... Things move slowly with Severus - and in the opposite order you might expect. I guess I will go through what a relationship would be like with Severus, in a sorta dot-point fanfic format:

First note: He is allergic to showing weakness - and what he considers a weakness can be... strange. Indulgence. Emotions, affection, touch, company - he has no time for that garbage. He is in control of himself, of his body, of his feelings, of his life. Meticulous, complete control. This man 'tops' exclusively**

He is ashamed of masturbation. It means he has lost control of his emotions - and it grinds against his ego like sandpaper. He almost never does it. Thinking about anyone in particular when doing it is an insult to them - and he hates feeling guilty. He keeps it simple and almost self-harmingly dry. He has more important things to be doing with his time than engaging with this weakness…

You make your interest in him clear. He goes through everything - he belittles and denies your feelings, he gets angry with you for bothering him, he asks you to stop saying such nonsense... and he gets frustrated that even when you've finally shut up, he is STILL dwelling on it. He spends so long just tossing things up, sorting through his grief, imagining it... so, SO sick of jerking off… …when the dam bursts - he fucks. If he is going to be spending all this time obsessing over these stupid feelings he may as well get something out of it. Only sex, though. Sex he is in control of. Clothes on, greedy, not pretty, not nice. 'Thats what you wanted from me, yes? Well you've gotten it. Happy?!?' ((He does not expect the answer to be 'yes'.))

He thinks one time was too many, and did it only to take it off his mind - and to stop having you bother him about it. But it is easier for you to get him to do it a second time. And then a third... fourth... The more times it happens - and nothing embarrassing or bad follows... well, if he has done it once, he may as well do it more, right…? You are evidently trustworthy. '…You may come to my chambers IF I call - at no other times. I am too busy to play silly games.' A casual physical relationship - to solve a problem of distraction and concentration. That's all.

He does start to call. Occasionally at first - and every time he almost shows surprise that you actually turn up. But he gets less and less surprised... and starts getting more and more needy. 'You're late. I sent for you half an hour ago. Do you think I am made of time?!' He doesn't even realize how needy he sounds, because this activity is now ingrained in his routine. He is used to it. And because he is used to it: He touches more. More clothes come off. But never his own. He has gone from 'hands-on-waist' fucking to caressing your naked body - slow rolls of his hips, making his own breathe shudder, enjoying every sensation.

One day his summons aren't replied to. At first he angry. How dare you. How DARE you waste his time!? The next time they are alone he snaps at you bitterly. 'Finally tired of me? Got your fill? Met a better man?' When the response is more along the lines of 'I was a bit ill' or 'I was out'... he realizes he has shown far too much of his hand. How embarrassing. He is speechless at his own foolishness. He showed an inch of vulnerability and expects to be raked through the coals for it. ...What he doesn't expect is acceptance, tenderness and respect.

He had forgotten that he wasn't the one to initiate this arrangement - that he was wanted. Desired. In his mind he had taken control: Everything happened when he wanted, where he wanted and in whichever way he wished. To be touched in a friendly way? To he apologized to - for being made to worry? To have make-up sex offered…? '…Yes. Alright.' Its the next layer peeled off. He starts listening to offers, enjoying being asked instead of being answered. It's still a casual affair - and yet seeing them talk to other people no longer makes his hackles raise in concern for his secrets. Running into them in the morning no longer makes his skin crawl with shame and embarrassment for the night before. He feels excited when they pay a visit in the midday, offering an impromptu meeting. It is oddly... comfortable.

Of course it can't always be sex in the midday. It is too much effort, takes too much time, energy and clean-up. It suits him fine when you jump on the chance to put him in your mouth. At first he is a little taken-aback - but it feels nice. He says nothing other than contented hums, but as you get better he groans and arcs his back a little. He doesn't care what happens when he finishes - swallow or not, as long as it is not a mess for him to clean up. …Well, he tries to be that callous about it… but it doesn't last long. There is a tenderness to the act he can't deny. It isn't the mutual-benefit fucking. This is a gift for him to enjoy. That realization settles and festers in him. It creates a soft feeling he doesn't recognize... and a desire not to owe you anything.

So, without much fanfare: he reciprocates. He gets you on his seat, or on his desk, and gets down on his knees... He is a little nervous about it - when was the last time he did this, if ever…? - But he has no need to be. He is a god with his mouth. It's his attention to detail. His devotion to getting things done thoroughly and properly - even this. What starts as an embarrassing action from the weakness of his heart turns into a strong pleasure for him. He LOVES oral. It isn't him losing control: it's him gaining it. Even when his hair is gripped and yanked, even if he is pulled close and suffocated a little on you - HE is making that happen. HE is making you do that. He never expected this to make him so happy, so hot. He never expected to undo the buttons of his high collar so his neck could move more easily, to unbutton and fold up his right sleeve so he could get his hands messy... To have enough fun to start saying some truly dirty things… 'That good, is it~?' 'My-! How delicate you are today!' 'Stop squirming. Too sensitive…? Just grit your teeth and bear it.' ...and he didn't expect to not be laughed at for such things.

He certainly didn't expect to get so into it that he kissed you to shut you up as you came. A shock to both of you… another wall crumbled. Turns out he likes that too. He starts initiating sexual activity with a kiss. He prefers kissing to talking. It is succinct and expressive. Walk into his office: as soon as the door is shut your back is pressed against it, wrists in his hands, his mouth against yours. If he starts losing control of the kiss he gently bites your lip, dragging his teeth along it teasingly. Your tongue invades his mouth before he has a chance to do it first: he just about shoves your hands into his robes, tearing into your clothes... This man lives for kissing now.

But he still doesn't realize this is more than casual, that this is something he needs… Until you chat. Its a quiet moment. You comment on the parchments rolled at the edge of his desk. 'Oh - that is just my own research into the effects of aconite. I had to work with it extensively a few years ago.' You take an interest, and he starts regaling deeper and deeper into his studies: how poorly documented others' research is; how it reacts to other ingredients; how modern brewing processes can draw so much more out of it - 'you know, the plant is often just passed off as toxic when even basic purification charms are enough to-' ...He is blabbering. On and on about a dull topic nobody cares about… yet you are listening. His jaw drops a little. He realizes that, for the first time in two decades, someone cares. Someone truly cares. About HIM. His thoughts, his interests... He never thought he could have this again. He didn't think that for the sex, either - but sex, compared to this, was easy to procure. He wants to kiss you again. But not for lust this time.

Suddenly it doesn't feel so embarrassing to allow his eyes to become wet, to draw a shuddering breathe as he builds the courage - of which he has masses of - to say something important: '…I am afraid I have come to love you.' It is a terrifying thing to say, but he has never once shied away from saying what is important, even if it results in pain. And yet this time, for once… he feels like he can trust that it wont.

** Many times later, he is laying down as his shirt gets unbuttoned, his collarbone kissed... He doesn't feel ashamed, even as he gently strokes his own dick, encouraging it to harden. He pulls his arms from his shirt sleeves, fearless of his dark mark being exposed. For once work is at the back of his mind as he allows himself to be pushed back down to into the pillows, chuckling as he is told: 'Shh… just lay still darling… I'll take care of you tonight…' ...And he does. Control well out of his hands and a smile on his face.

[blackbirdi]

Marauders Incorrect Quotes #1

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Lily: You piss me off so much.

James: *For once in his life not flirting with Lily* I literally just said hello.

Lily: Yet here I am; boiling with rage.

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Peter: I need advice.

James: Love advice? I’m experienced in everything.

Sirius:

Sirius: Says the virgin.

Peter: *Wheezing*

James: *Look of betrayal*

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James: *Screams*

Sirius: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Peter: *Concerned* Should we stop them?

Remus: *Shaking his head* No. I want to see who wins.

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Sirius: We’ve come to offer you friendly advice.

Remus: I don’t want your guys’ friendly advice.

James: Fine, it’s unfriendly advice, but you are going to listen to us.

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Dumbledore: *During an Order meeting* We’re going to make some major changes to the Order this year.

Sirius: *Raises his head*

Dumbledore: *Without a single glance over* Yes, your Club Penguin memberships will remain active.

Sirius: *Slowly lowers his hand*

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Sirius: What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way? Like, I’m horny for Christmas, but I don’t wanna fuck a Christmas tree, ya know?

James:

Remus:

Peter:

Sirius:

Remus: DO YOU MEAN ‘EXCITED’!?

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Sirius: Oooo, I got a package from my parents!

Peter: What is it?

Sirius: Well, it seems pretty heavy! So it must be their disappointment in me!

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Sirius: Me and James are best friends! Last year we even shared a toothbrush!”

James: *Obviously disgusted* I was not aware of that…

Sirius: We did!

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James: Damn. I fucked up again.

Remus: He said with surprise in his voice.

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McGonagall: What do you call breaking school rules?

Sirius: A hobby.

McGonagall:

Sirius:

James:

Remus:

Peter:

James: …That we do not engage in.

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James: Sirius and I are very responsible.

Remus: You two tried juggling candles and set the common room couch on fire!

Sirius: … And we take full responsibility for that.

[maretinelli]

I CAME TO APOLOGIZE

Sirius Black X fem!reader

Summary: Y/n and Sirius have been having an affair since Hogwarts, but this shouldn't continue anymore, as he is married.

Words: 1.3K+

Warnings: Lover, mention of betrayal (but without specifications), mention of pregnancy, Order of the Phoenix, anguish and no happy ending.

Author: English is not my first language, sorry for any mistakes there may be in the process. And again, this idea came from a Brazilian song (I'll leave it here at the end) I could even do it part 2, but I like to leave some drama.

MASTERLIST

Sirius and Y/n always had an affair.

Most of their years at Hogwarts they hid in the corridors to have some alone time.

In the fifth year, James, Remus, Peter and Lily - the girl's best friend, found out about the affair they had.

However, as there always has to be a thorn in their side, when Y/n said she was in a relationship with Sirius, her family made their lives hell until they broke up. But of course, they said they had separated, but in the middle of the night they both left the dorm to meet each other.

It was like that until mid-seventh year, when Marlene McKinnon's parents thought it was a good idea for the girl to marry Sirius.

Yes, they already had a relationship before Black got involved with Y/n. They had a past, but the past is the past and Sirius just wanted to be with his sweet, beloved Y/n. But it wasn't like that.

After Marlene and Sirius got engaged, the Black boy still met with Y/n on the sly. When they got married, Sirius still went out to meet Y/n.

And on the trips that the Order designated? Yes, they also went out on the sly. Or when Sirius asked Dumbledore to put him to work with Y/n, just to be with her.

After they left Hogwarts, they had been going back and forth for two years. And no one ever suspected it, not even Marlene. Which left Y/n's heart with a hole, because she liked Marls' friendship, but she loved her Sirius much more.

Which wasn't yours per se, but rather one of your best friends.

Recently, Marlene always told Lily and Y/n when they went out together that she was planning to have a baby with Sirius. Which of course was the last straw for Y/n, she couldn't stay in the middle of a family that was about to be built.

She had to put an end to it.

She was going to put an end to it.

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Dumbledore had asked the members of the Order of the Phoenix to meet so he could assign some tasks and explain some news he had about the war.

And taking advantage of the gap, Y/n on the same night would end everything she had with Sirius, so that somehow he could move on and love Marlene as he loved young Y/n.

The house where the meetings were held was still very empty, it was just Y/n, Alice and Remus there talking and setting the table to have tea.

Alice and Remus were deep in conversation while Y/n looked at the floor and wrapped her wand in her hand. Her feet, which were clad in a black all-star that Sirius had given her last winter, were tapping on the wooden floor of the small meeting house.

When she hears someone opening the front door, she gets up from her kitchen chair and walks over to the person. Already knowing who it was, she quickly took the person's hand and led her to the back yard, which was starting to be covered in white snow.

"Damn doll, I barely made it" Sirius whispers in her ear, as Y/n dragged him to the back.

"Sirius, Shiuu!!. Alice and Moony are here" Y/n whispers in an angrier tone.

“Then we must be quick”

"No!! Sirius, no" she turns quickly when they reach the furthest part of the house, where no one could see them or hear their conversation.

"Are you well?" The Black boy looks at her seriously, while running his hand over the girl's cheek.

Y/n shudders at the touch and closes her eyes. Tears were already splashing in my eyes, just thinking about what I had to say.

"I don't think this is working anymore" Y/n says in a quieter voice.

"What are you talking about, honey?"

"You may hate me, but it's been a while since I came into your home. And I can't live with that anymore, Marls loves you so much and her parents love you so much. The family you're in is so beautiful. , I can't do this anymore, Sirius. We've spent many years doing this and I don't regret a thing, but lately Marlene has been so excited saying she wants to build a family with you, and I feel like my heart is breaking more and more. I have We want to get this over with, Sirius." Y/n sheds some tears. "I love you so much, but there's no way..."

Sirius looks at her with a few tears falling as well.

"No Y/n, look, please don't do this. I love you so much, I couldn't bear to live without you"

"That's the problem Sirius, you're supposed to love Marlene. She's the one you married, and she's the one you're supposed to love and protect." Y/n shakes her head trying to avoid more tears. "And you know we already tried this once, but it seems like nothing was in our favor, and now, look Sirius, you have a beautiful and special woman by your side, her family loves you and she is very happy with you"

"We can run away together, I'll separate from her and we can get out of here. But please, stay with me"

Y/n cry.

"I can't do this to you, Sirius. I'm finishing" she sobs. "I hope you are happy and have such a beautiful family, you deserve it so much" before leaving, she places one last kiss on Sirius' lips and puts her hand on his shoulder before leaving the place.

She would have to recover from her tears in the bathroom before returning to the room and greeting everyone, as if nothing had happened.

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Everyone had already arrived at the small meeting house and Dumbledore had already said he needed to speak. Now, at the moment, everyone was gathered in the kitchen of the small house where they shared stories and small talk.

Sirius was on the other side of the room, leaning against the counter while he had a cup of tea in his hands and looked deeply at Y/n. He wanted to cry every time he remembered the woman's words.

He might as well shut everyone up and say he loved Y/n with all his heart and run with her out the door and run off to some snowy country with a field of flowers in the summer.

But that would be cowardly with Marlene.

Y/n also felt that Sirius was looking at her throughout the meeting and that he hadn't stopped until now. The woman had a cup of tea in her hands as she looked at the floor and understood the conversation Lily was having with her and Alice.

"Hey guys!!" Marlene draws the attention of all the members of the Order and taps the cup with a spoon. "Sirius and I have some news to tell you!!" She says happily and everyone is euphoric waiting for her to tell. "We're having a baby!!" She smiles from ear to ear and puts her hand on her belly when people scream in celebration.

At that moment Y/n felt a tightness in her chest, but she refused to cry. Well, one of her friends was pregnant and would soon have a baby.

Y/n just swallows the crying and bitterness and walks until Marlene hugs the woman, congratulating and blessing the baby.

When she looks at Sirius, she puts her prettiest, fakest smile on her lips and shakes the taller man's hand. "Congratulations to the new daddy" Y/n smiles and then returns to her seat and continues with the smile on her face.

She was happy, it wasn't a lie. But his heart still tightened in his chest.

After all the euphoria of Marlene's pregnancy wore off, Y/n stepped forward and caught everyone's attention.

"Well, I also have something to share" Y/n says as she places her cup on the table.

"Oh, don't tell me you're pregnant too!!" Alice says excitedly and Sirius lifts his head to look at the woman.

Y/n shakes her head in denial and smiles.

"No, it's not that" she laughs. "I'm moving to Switzerland in a week" Y/n says as she puts her hands behind her back and rocks slightly on her feet.

Everyone looks at her shocked.

“Oh my god, what do you mean Y/n?” Lily asks, placing her hands on her best friend's shoulder.

"Then I went to Hogwarts and Dumbledore said he needed someone from the Order to do some work in Switzerland, but as most of them had families, he didn't know who to really appoint. So I volunteered, since I don't have a family anyway" she tells the other party quietly.

"Oh Y/n, we are your family" Lily says as she gives the woman a quick hug. "But we're also really happy for you" Lily kisses Y/n on the cheek and she smiles friendly.

"It was great news, but it's good to change the atmosphere. Good luck on your new journey, S/a" Marlene approaches her friend and hugs her.

"Thank you, Marls"

"I hope you at least come visit us" James pats his friend on the shoulder and she smiles.

"Always, I know you and Lily can't live without me" Y/n laughs and hugs her friend.

With that, Sirius, who was leaning against the counter, approaches Y/n and stands in front of her.

For a moment, she thought he would do something crazy and kiss her in front of everyone or confess his love. Which made the girl anxious and afraid.

"Congratulations and good luck, dear" he hugs his lover friend and she returns the comfort of the hug. "I hope you're very happy, and please, never forget my love for you. I love you so much, my girl" He says quietly just to her, making Y/n let out a few tears.

"Thank you guys, I love you so much" she leaves the hug and looks at everyone.

As soon as everyone congratulates and says good luck to the new citizen of Switzerland, Y/n says goodbye to everyone and says that she needs to go back to the apartment to finish organizing her things.

"Have a good trip, Y/n, evil seed" Remus hugs his friend and says the girl's famous nickname from her time at Hogwarts.

She laughs and then says goodbye to the blonde.

"Bye, guys" she smiles and then walks down the hallway that led to the front door.

"Wait, I'll take you to the door!!" Sirius says and then walks behind her.

The small space they walked to the door was completely silent. Until Y/n turned around and said a complete goodbye to her lover.

"It looks like we're on different paths now" Y/n laughs awkwardly and Sirius smiles.

"Yeah, it seems so" he lets a tear fall. "But always remember, my girl. You are my patron's happiest memory" he says and then seals his lips with the woman's for the last time.

"I love you, Sirius." Last thing she says before going down the front stairs of the house and heading to the sidewalk.

She looks back and blows Black an air kiss.

The last time they saw each other, neither of them would certainly forget that moment.

Part 2

Author: I said I like drama, but if you want you can ask for part 2. Furthermore, you can send me ideas for imagines to write Go to my question box and ask!! The available characters are displayed in my MASTERLIST

[meepwrites]

Thinking of a Rapunzel inspired Black brothers au.

I say ‘black brothers’ and ‘inspired.

Because I couldn’t decide who should be Rapunzel.

Besides I am afraid there is no au in which the black brothers have a happy family waiting for them outside of Walburga and Orion and I don’t want to strip them of the idea of a royal status (they be ✨fancy✨.) so chained princes it is, forbidden from leaving the castle aside for certain occasions and of course only with great company.

I actually DIDN’T think abt how the brothers would Meet Remus and james 🧍‍��️but those two - movie canonically to Flynn Ryder - are definitely petty thief’s and ‘ruffians.’

James either does it for his family or solely for the fun and his buddy - because he could just invite Remus around for a round of soup everyday but Remus would never take that generosity (going to be great when he inevitably ends up living in a castle because wolfstar.)

It all began by Sirius convincing Regulus to sneak out for a night on the town - the lanterns are a town festival or smth, still to celebrate their birthdays (WHICH MEANS THEY GET TWO CHANCES A YEAR TO SEE IT. KEEP THIS IN MIND.)

but their mother never let them engage within it ‘for their own good’ and ‘They are but Peasents.’ and damn it Sirius will seek the lanterns himself and drag Regulus along by the elbow if he has to.

Unfortunately they never made it to the lanterns that night (Ran from guards who recognised them. made it back to their rooms panting and exhilarated - Sirius was all crazy laughter and joy. Regulus was horror and joy, laughing together.) but they bumped into Remus and James before their night ended.

James almost instantly calls dips on the cold younger brother while Remus is still blinking after the wild older one who well, definitely caught his attention, he mindlessly nods at james “Uh-huh.”

And then comes back to sorts with a heavy blink and a snap of a head tilt “James you can’t call dips on people !”

THEY DON’T KNOW THE YOUNG MAN THEY MET ARE THE TOWNS PRINCES BTW - locked up within their castle and all,

ordinary people can barely recognise the reality of the two young heirs.

Perhaps Regulus and Sirius sneak out more and more - meeting James and Remus after a couple times before the two thief’s do their research and come to realisations.

They eventually set out to rescue the brothers because why not and hence comes the fourth way planning to rescue them, the planning is done in shabby town taverns with the help of the Black Brothers because they have all the inside information duh,

Regulus was initially reluctant but he comes around.

Do any of them know where exactly they will be running to ? No but Sirius, if he is to be the heir, wants to reset the way of the kingdom he wants to melt the dictatorship of his father and mother and if he has to run and a hatch plan somewhere along the way for that to be possible he will and James and Remus are willing to help.

Regulus would argue he could stay until their parents age out of the role - Sirius would rather not and seeing all that Remus had suffered under the system of the kingdom he’d rather not 10 times over.

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Sirius and Regulus would absolutely sing a version of ‘when will my life begin’ ? together but it’s about all the royal training and ettiquete they’re being put through and their different levels of yearning for elsewhere and the dislike of their present.

Regulus would have the ‘mother knows best’ number with Walburga because she isn’t letting him get out of hand the way Sirius had - little does she know Regulus already had (Nothing can separate the brothers if I have anything to say about it.)

He’s just a better actor - Still his mother does lower his spirits.

Rapunzel’s hesitance than joy to leave her tower gets split between them, Sirius jumps like there is no tomorrow - Regulus is coaxed out by James’s gloved hand that he smacks away before climbing down himself but all of them can see his hesitance fear and darting eyes for at least the next couple of hours

Peter is probably a little baker and a friend of Remus’s and James - that’s where they take the princes, he’s the one who gives them away eventually

Probably after Sirius belts ‘I’ve got a dream !’ <—(that’s when Remus is first really star struck and James knowingly/teasingly juts him in the ribs) in his establishment.

The queen shows up not longer after demanding to know where her children are.

Peter rats them out.

Backtracking a little though :

Regulus absolutely dragged Sirius off the table when he was singing because “what do you think you’re doing !!”

“Changing the Kingdom !”

Regulus blinked at him with a grotesque expression “You can’t- Oh my god this won’t change the kingdom ! REMUS *whips around* Tell him- *loudest groan of history kind as he sees Remus ‘the smart one’ completely whipped for his oblivious brother.* For god-“

Sirius would be like “See !” bcs Remus didn’t protest

And regulus would be massaging his temples like “No.”

[whatstruthgottodowithit]

Complexly Chaotic

Fandom: Harry Potter

Pairing: Sirius Black x Reader, Remus Lupin x Reader

Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, You, Reader

Word Count: 968

Rating: Explicit

Summary: Sirius Black isn’t made to be a boyfriend. He’s made for a good time. He’s made to scratch an itch. He’s made for whatever this is, complex and chaotic as it may be. And above all he’s made to be a damn good friend.

Tags/ Warnings: Minors DNI, Sex, Kissing, Cheating? Kinda, Consensual Cheating, Shame, Guilt, Angst, Smut, Lycanthropy, Remus is scared of making her a werewolf/hurting her, Unrequited Love, Marauders Era, Sirius/Reader are in their last year

Notes: I am neck deep in the other Evans girl & all my other works are on hold but what am I to do when inspo strikes at midnight for my two best boys ❤️

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‘Oh god,’ you pant, snapping Sirius from his thoughts and bringing him back to reality. Not that he knew how he could lose focus in a moment like this, how not even warm wet cunt was enough to engage his mind long enough to stop it drifting. But, like every single time before it happened again because as incredible as these moments were they were always over too soon and that’s why his mind strayed, wondering when the next time would be, wondering how long you’d torture him before you let him back in.

He didn’t know how it had happened. How at some point he’d essentially become his best friend’s surrogate penis. All he knew was that he was no more able to say no to you than he was to Remus. That when his friend had explained h­is lack of interest wasn’t a lack of interest at all but fear, shame and sheer fatigue, his condition marring another aspect of his life, Sirius’ had felt for him.

And then, as Remus explained he couldn’t, he wouldn’t, let his condition affect you Sirius had gawped as he’d floated the insane idea between them. A way for you and him to exist without you having to sacrifice as he did. And as Remus had pointed out to an agog Sirius, who better to do it than a friend. A friend who would see you right. A physical thing nothing more.

Yet what Remus hadn’t realised was just how much more than physical it was for Sirius. How he’d thought about you just as you were now, bent over with him buried to hilt inside of you, your breathy little moans not masked by the sound of the running water, spattering against the weathered tiles of the changing room shower. How he’d thought about doing this a million times before he’d ever gotten the chance to. How he’d trade this to have just an ounce of something real with you. How he wanted to kiss you, hold you, love you.

Except after this you wouldn’t do any of that. After this you’d simply offer him the same shy look you gave him after every time, as if he hadn’t come apart at the seams by your very being. After this you’d trudge back to the castle, the pair of you going your separate ways until he inevitably found you and Remus together, cuddled up on a sofa in the common room or in his bed, low murmurs and faint kisses the only thing for him to hear as he pushes his head into the pillow, praying the thin canopy would shield him the way a wall would.

As the image of Remus flashes in his mind he forces it out. He couldn’t think of him, not now. Even if it had been his idea, a simple favour that the two of them need never speak about, thinking about him still filled him with guilt.

Because how could a friend do this?

‘Sirius,’ you moaned, back bending as you flopped against the wall for support, the sound of wet skin against cold tile ridiculously lewd in his ears.

‘Hold on,’ he commands as if the fact you’re thinking of him isn’t enough to make him bust right there. As if he doesn’t revel in the fact that even if this is an insignificant physical thing it’s still him you’re focused on, it’s still him you want if only for ten minutes after quidditch practice.

‘Can’t,’ you whimper and as you lose footing, your tiptoes finally unable to support you in ecstasy, he realises it’s helping him go deeper, spearing you in half as you cry out his name, clenching around him until he’s calling out yours, spilling into you the way he tells himself he never should.

The water’s cold when he comes around, forehead buried in between your shoulder blades where he’d hid himself to anything that wasn’t you and him, but you don’t seem to care. As you disentangle yourself from him you don’t seem to notice how your skin is now covered in goosebumps but he does. He notices everything about you, like he always has.

It was him who noticed you first. It was him who spoke to you first, who made you laugh first and him who introduced you to Remus. It was him who’d thought he’d get bored of you and stepped aside so that his friend could have a shot. It was him who’d fell in love with you before Remus even had the chance to.

Remus.

It’s like his presence is with you after, lingering between you as you clean up and get changed. Nothing’s changed of course, as he trudges back to the castle it’s just you and him except he can feel the distance now. As if you leave an extra gap for the boy who should be there. The boy he probably could’ve, would’ve, convinced this arrangement was ludicrous if it didn’t benefit him so much.

As you reach the courtyard he can hear the thrum of people on the other side of the doors and he knows that once you go through them that’ll be it, well, until you have another itch that needs scratching. Which is why he’s surprised when you lean in and kiss him, closing the gap and pushing Remus out of the picture a little while longer. It’s wildly inappropriate given how many people could potentially spot you and yet he can’t find it in him to care because even as he watches you flee inside, cheeks red in the low lamplight, he can’t help but feel that you’re seeing him, seeing what he sees in the two of you.

And even with the guilt, the complexity and chaos of it all, he kind of hopes for that.

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@caitlin1996

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Holy shoot I found a draft to a (somewhat abandoned but really it's more forgotten and left to collect dust as I put focus onto other projects) fic and it very casually has HEAVY Virgil x Remus shit in it. How could I have forgotten this fic was one of my babies. Maybe it's because their ship wasn't the main focus (but also it sort of was????)

It's a fic about Janus and Virgil being engaged in an arranged marriage that benefits both their kingdoms, but Janus has second thoughts about it and wants to back out but due to pressure he alone places on himself, he decides to go through with the engagement. Meanwhile his Lil bro Remus is A FREAK and madly in love with Virgil for their entire courtship. Virgil and Janus both know (Remus is being anything but subtle), and they think it's mildly endearing.

Eventually Janus calls off the wedding cuz he doesn't want to lie to Virgil, and Remus sweeps him off his feet and takes Janus's place, Rizzing up Virgil completely with his charms (who cares if other people find him gross and unnerving, Virgil found himself a freak who matches his energy)

Then there's two entire other side plots with Roman and Logan (Logan being Virgils younger brother and Roman being Remus's twin) having mad beef with each other but they accidentally-on-purpose make out, and Janus falls in love with a cursed boy who turns into a frog.

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OOOOOH!!! That sounds S O fucking good!!! Brotherly Dukeceit is S O damn underrated but I'm cackling at the fact that Ree makes it so painfully obvious that he's into Vee and Jan's just like "T A K E H I M I want the Frog in glasses" XD (Also that's so R E A L Logince S H O U L D accidentally-on-purpose makeout as a treat /light hearted)

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I'm honestly so exited for the next chapter of GC!!!

If you had any advice for anyone wanting to write a maurauders fic what would it be?

THE INTERLUDE PT. 2

Hey Darling! I think my advice to anyone who wants to write, not just fanfiction for the Marauders, but anything in general, is that you must do three things:

Pay attention to your surroundings

This one is important because there are stories developing around us at all times, and these stories can be both inspiring and insightful. You have to look at people. But to really look at them. How does sadness look? How does desperation? What about happiness and excitement? What about love?

Paying close atention to the way people react to things, to the way their faces move and to the way they try to stop them from it, is what gives you a real outlook on all these things and helps you with the classic "show don't tell" aspect of writing. (You can also fo this by watching movies, it doesn't have to be just real people).

Sometimes what I do, is very much like method acting. What I mean by this is that I try to feel my character's emotions in my own body so I can write their reactions, did they furrow their brows? Did they shed a tear or two? Sometimes it takes a heavy toll, but personally. I like living the story as I write it.

Read a LOT

Now, I've got dyslexia and I'm a slow as fuck when reading, but still, I try to read as much as I can, especially now, I've been reading a lot of old classics, the likes of Frankenstein, Dracula, The Picture of Dorian Grey, Midsummer Night's Dream, and even some other not so classics like The Secret History.

I'm currently reading The Brothers Karamazov and I especially pay attention to new vocabulary (English is not my first language but feels like it at this point) and yet, sometimes when we read we skip past words that we allude a meaning due to context but we don't actually pay atention to them.

I mean did you know the black suit with white neckline that priests use is actually called a "cassock"? I had no idea, so thank you Dostoyevsky for teaching me that. (Comes in handy for that Priest!Remus fic I'm working on, if you know what I mean).

But yes, read a lot. You know Virginia Wolf once said:

"Read a thousand books and your words will flow like a river"

And trust me, she was onto something, nowadays I find myself using words that just in 2023 I wouldn't have even thought of, and that's just like a 6 books difference. And I know some of you all are incredibly fast readers! (Someone literally read the 300K words of GC in two days, not even in my dreams would I be able to do that).

So use that to your advantage and take out your books. Or read on ePub on your phone, that works just as well. Instead of scrolling, go to your books app!

My screen time does not look like this out of coincidence.

I've made a conscious decision to stop scrolling Instagram and Pinterest so much and start reading instead. Whenever I'm waiting in the car, whenever I have a free moment, I OPEN that app and get READING. (It also helped that The Secret History is damn engaging).

Also, since the Marauders don't have much official material, I'd recommend reading more fanfiction on them, it's the only way you can get a grasp of the personality we have collectively created for them.

Start typing

And finally, all that reading, all that looking and all that feeling is going to we worth for nothing if you don't actually sit down and write. Be it on a notebook while you're in school (I used to do this a lot, I don't even know how I got such good grades), or type on your computer while you're at work and have some free time.

It's silly when writers say this, but you have to make time to write, it really is the only way to do it. Sit down, write a word, and then another, and then just keep going. You don't like the result? It doesn't matter you can write it again, scratch and restart, but you must get writing.

And finally, don't be afraid to show your work, sometimes feedback is the way to get better. I mean, beats me I didn't know "tight" and "thigh" wasn't the same thing due to dyslexia for years! And it was thanks to one of you, that I took a closer look and realised what a pitiful mistake I'd been making.

So yeah, WRITE, show your work, and get feedback from friends, family or people on the internet. That's the secret ໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১

I might have gotten carried away with this answer lol, this is why it always takes me so much to go through my asks.

[smuttybookwhore]

James Potter x Reader - Deck the Halls

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Christmas time James Potter x Reader!

Warnings : None, just lots of fluff :)

Summary : It’s a snowy winters day and you and the Marauders are going to help decorate the Potter house <3

Word count : 1,305

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Spending the holidays at the Potter’s was probably one of the most chaotic things you’d ever experienced.

Granted, your own family was always good fun during this time of year, but having the marauders around just made it ten times more chaotic.

Remus and Sirius had decided they wanted to spend Christmas alongside you and James, Sirius claiming that “you couldn’t get rid of them that easily.” After that had been decided, James had invited Peter as well, but never heard back from him. He was much harder to get ahold of these days.

It had taken some convincing on your end to even get your parents to let you stay for Christmas, but they did seem to understand you wanting to be there, considering your still semi-new engagement to James. He had proposed at the end of the Summer following the two of you graduating from Hogwarts. You had accepted with great enthusiasm, knowing he would be your one and only love.

Now you would be spending your first Christmas together as fiancés and it was clear James wanted it to be perfect for you.

Currently on a plush couch and looking out a nearby window, you noticed a light snowfall beginning outside and turned to get James’s attention.

“Love it’s snowing again.” You say to him, a soft smile on your face.

James, who had been rummaging through a box next to you, adjusts his glasses and squints, looking out the window.

“Huh, it’s almost like it’s Winter.” He replies, a smirk growing on his face as you playfully wack him with a pillow.

“Oh shush. I think it’s pretty. I don’t care if it snows all the time.”

James moves the box, sitting next to you and pulling you close. “Alright darling, I’m sorry. It is nice.”

You snuggle into his embrace, resting your head against his chest.

“Do you think we can decorate today? I feel like it’s the perfect time.” You ask, tilting your head up to look at him.

He smiles, gently easing you out of his arms and returning to the box he was rummaging though.

“I was actually thinking the same thing.” He says as he pulls out a tangled ball of lights, beginning to try and straighten them out.

You smile at the sight, going over and taking the lights from him. You pull out your wand from your pocket and give the lights a tap. They quickly untangle themselves before laying neatly back in your hands.

“Better?” You chuckle.

“Much, thanks.” He huffs a small laugh as well.

You nod and hand him the lights back, sitting back down on the couch.

“How about I go and get the rest of the stuff while you tell Moony and Sirius that we’re going to start decorating?” He suggests, taking the lights and setting them down on the table for later.

“Sounds good to me.” You say, getting up again to go and find Sirius and Remus as James retreats into the attic.

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You find Remus and Sirius in the Kitchen, both hovering over the counter and looking though a book of what appears to be recipes, quietly arguing.

“You two busy?” You ask, the two of them turning to look at you in synch, slightly startled.

“Bloody hell Y/N, you scared us.” Sirius chuckles, pushing the book away. “But no, we’re not busy.”

“Well we were trying to find a recipe for sugar cookies, but we didn’t find one. Not yet at least.” Remus adds.

You chuckle, closing the recipe book and linking your arms though theirs. “Why don’t you help James and I decorate the house?”

Sirius shrugs, “Yeah, sure. I doubt we were ever going to find the damn recipe anyway.”

Remus laughs and you smile, the three of you heading to the living room together.

You see that James has brought a few more boxes down and you start to open them up, Sirius and Remus already getting started on another.

“I think that’s all of it love.” James comes over to you, brushing his hands together to get the dust from the attic off them.

“Thanks for getting it all down. You wanna help us decorate now?” You smile hopefully.

He smiles back, kissing your temple affectionately. “I would love to.”

The four of you get to work, Remus and Sirius getting out ornaments while you and James untangle the rest of the lights.

The tree was already set up in the living room, James and Sirius having gone out to pick it just last night. This had made the room smell of fresh pine, joined by the aroma of cinnamon and chocolate, wafting in from the kitchen where Euphemia was often baking.

Once the lights are fully untangled, James and you wrap them around the tree, adjusting any awkward areas with magic as soon as you’re done.

James steps back to observe your work, tilting his head so his dark hair falls in his face a bit. You admire him for a moment before joining him in observing the tree.

“Still needs ornaments.” You say, making James chuckle.

“Indeed.” He looks to his friends, who are currently arguing about how Sirius keeps trying to move stuff around after Remus has sorted it.

“This pile is colorful ornaments and this pile is silver and gold. So why do you keep mixing them up?” He asks.

Sirius groans. “Moony it’s all going on the same tree so why are you organizing it anyway?”

Remus opens his mouth to retort then shuts it again, pinching his nose bridge with a sigh. “Just go ahead.”

You chuckle and go to pat Remus on the back, offering him a soft smile. He smiles back as James picks up a few ornaments.

“Shall we begin?” He asks, floating his chosen ornaments with his wand.

You nod and Sirius smiles, pulling out his wand and doing the same as James. Remus and you collect your own ornaments in hand, chosing to decorate the tree more traditionally.

“What do you lot want to do on actual Christmas?” James asks, still mostly focused on the tree.

You hum. “I thought we were just going to stay in and enjoy each others company?”

Sirius chuckles. “I don’t care what we do, as long as there’s good food and you’re all there, I’m happy.”

Remus smirks. “Feeling sentimental Sirius?”

“Oh shut up.” Sirius snaps but smiles slightly, giving himself away.

James just laughs at the interaction. “Staying in it is then.”

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A few hours later, the four of you had successfully decked the house in Christmas cheer. The tree was now fully decorated in red, silver, and gold, enchanted snowflakes and ice crystals resting on the trees branches. You had also taken the time to decorate the bookshelves and stair railing, wrapping lights and garland wherever you could.

As stunning as the house now looked, after standing for hours on end everyone was now tired and relaxing on the couch together.

Remus and Sirius were both sipping hot chocolate, talking about how they’d be attempting to find Euphemia’s sugar cookie recipe again later. James had draped his arm over your shoulders, holding you close to him and occasionally pressing kisses to the side of your head.

You hum contently with each one he gives you, eventually closing your eyes and resting on his shoulder.

“I think I may need a nap” You say sleepily, the lights in the room blurring slightly as your eyes grow heavier.

James kisses your head again. “Get some sleep love, I’ll be here when you wake up, okay?”

You nod and nuzzle into James’s side, breathing in his comforting scent and focusing on the soft Christmas music playing from the other room.

You could definitely get used to this new way of spending the holidays.

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Misc tidbits about the college AU! I'm working on the first part of the fic, but I want to share something about them

Roman and Remus's parents are rich. Like "my brother lives in the five room west wing of our mansion and I have the whole six room east wing" rich. They pay for Roman's house where they all stay and give him a monthly allowance that's a ridiculous amount. Remus, however, has been mostly cut off from funds and is treated like an outcast and disappointment. He was staying with Roman behind their parents' backs before being kicked out.

Virgil is pretty much the only one with a happy home life. His mums are genuinely so supportive and kind to him. He haaaates it though, he's definitely an angsty teen about their love, "get out of my room" and "ugh I don't want a hug" are common phrases. One of his mums is a trans woman, and he's their biological child.

Janus is a tea drinker and Remus is a coffee drinker, and yes, they fight about it often.

Logan was an alcoholic through her entire teenagehood and for a year of college, too. She's currently on five months of no drinking, though! They keep most of it a secret from everyone but Roman. Roman is also completely sober in solidarity.

Janus and Logan have one law class that's the same time slot, and they find themselves sitting next to each other and chatting most days. It's strange, with the strife in their friend group you'd think they would avoid each other, but since Lo talks to Remus sometimes to check up on him, they sort of see Janus as a friend by proxy. 'Proxemity friends', if you know what I mean.

Lo is sort of Roman's unwilling sugar baby. Roman constantly offers to pay for every single expense she has from rent on her apartment to a candy bar. They promptly remind him, "I am an adult with my own damn job," to which he pouts exaggeratedly. Logan has occasional moments of anger and annoyance when Roman shows that he was raised rich, such as not cleaning up around his house because "the maid will get it" or buying hundreds of dollars worth of clothes in one shopping trip.

Patton has sworn one (1) time in a life-threatening situation. No I will not elaborate.

Roman is the only cis person in the group and he never hears the end of it.

Janus was alone through most of her early school life until she met Roman and Remus by chance. At first, they bonded over similar appearing skin conditions, which quickly developed into friendships. When she and Virgil met through the twins, they hit it off instantly. They genuinely got along and related on a lot, at least the things Jan would share. Her lack of sharing any details of her personal life was concerning to all three of the others. Whenever they'd ask to hang out at her house, she'd drive them to a random place instead and say there was a change of plans. Virgil definitely noticed the sleeping bag and clothes in the back of the car. He never brought it up.

Patton and Virgil are so different, it shocks most people that they're dating. But they love each other and love just watching each other engage in their hobbies. Patton will be knitting on the couch while Virgil cuddles them and just watches how good they are at their craft, admiring them. Patton goes to every show Virgil and Roman manage to book, and they cheer so loud they lose their voice! They may be different, but their love is built on watching each other create and grow. And cuddles. Plenty of cuddles.

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Spitefully inspired by all those fics and headcanons of Sirius (and James) never entering the library and needing Remus to explain anything and everything even slightly intellectual, I want to propose that actually, Sirius was regularly chilling in the library and almost always had some book or another with him. It was very rarely anything actually related to his schoolwork because Sirius is the kind of effortlessly intelligent where he just gets everything automatically and doesn’t need to research it (and so is James), but the boy was reading all the time. His teachers were all very used to him asking to visit the Restricted Section and they know Sirius knows the risks so they just let him do whatever (his childhood was good for very few things, but one of those is that he isn’t about to be tempted by what he’s reading there because this all stuff he’s either already heard about or is something he can very easily tie back to prior knowledge and see how dangerous it can be). On one memorable occasion, James and damn near every student in their year all had to go looking for Sirius because they couldn’t locate him and turned out he’d fallen asleep in the Restricted Section the night before and nobody else had a pass; the Ravenclaws were looking because Sirius is the favorite study partner for one of them and that person dragged the others along, the Hufflepuffs were looking because they genuinely like Sirius and are very grateful for his ability to calm down crying First Years who miss their family and want to go home, the Slytherins were being nosy and also Selwyn is partnered up in Potions with Sirius and deeply dreads the possibility of getting a new partner because what if that person is an idiot, and the Gryffindors were looking for their friend. They do not find him on their own, Sirius suddenly comes up to one of the groups and asks who they’re looking for. This is the inspiration for the map containing people’s locations, James isn’t about to spend another hour looking for his best friend everywhere and roping everyone in just to learn that nobody else even had access to the place he’s in. His teachers all grew used to him coming up after class to ask about some obscure thing and how it relates to the lesson and you know what? They loved that about him, finally someone who’s engaging with the material in a refreshing and interesting way. Sirius and the Ancient Runes professor had a standing debate time every week and that professor absolutely adored Sirius.

I like to think that whenever students asked for tutoring from another student, Sirius was almost always the one recommended. A motley group of students come up to McGonagall for help with a spell they just cannot master and McGonagall, swamped with grading papers and running the school since Dumbledore is not doing any of the paperwork he is supposed to be doing, Albus you shithead, simply cannot take a break to eat a damn cookie, much less anything else and tells them to find Sirius, he learned the spell a while back and he’s probably in the library again, do make sure he leaves at some point or the bookshelves might try to absorb him; I like to think Snape is in this group and grinding his teeth over this, why can he never escape this guy. They all troop down to the library and discover a rather pressing problem: nobody knows where the hell he’ll be in this thing and it’s huge, everyone split up and like enchant a message if you find him. One of the Hufflepuffs locate him, in the middle of doing Charms homework with the other Gryffindors and with no less than 3 stacks of books hovering at his side so he can periodically check them. One of the books in stack A is leaking some black poly substance, another in Stack C is hissing, and one in the middle of Stack B is on fire but doesn’t seem to be burning and somehow none of the other books in the stack are affected. This is treated as totally normal by everyone else nearby, nobody blinks at it.

Look, I'll admit that my preferred headcanon for teenage Sirius is "never had to study or step foot in the library" and "cared so little for other people that he didn't even notice they existed if they weren't James (and sometimes Remus)" but I'll allow this. I do believe that if Sirius is in the library, though, it's because that's where James has decided to fuck him and/or blow him.

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WIP poll game: results snippet

You guys voted for TMAYL ((sappy established relationship club WIP aka Remus being a lovesick loser) and so you'll get it! medium-to-long snippet because. just because. (unedited). ILY!

“Wait– you don’t know about Sirius,” Remus said, a little dumbfounded. “What’s serious?” She asked, frowning. “No,” He laughed, a soft huff. That really never got old. “Sirius, like the star. My boyfriend.” “Your WHAT?!” Dorcas near yelled, leaning forward on her elbows over the table, the bangles on her arms tinkling softly with the motion. She glared at him in earnest, clearly a little peeved off. “I text you a couple times a year, and you never thought it important to mention you have a whole ass boyfriend? You didn’t think that was something I, the queen of gossip, receiving end of endless 'ugh, I'm never going to find anyone, Dorcas' monologues would want to know?!” And well, damn, she didn't have to be that on the nose about Remus's clear lack of social and communication skills, even though she's right, of course, and therefore all Remus could do was smile sheepishly and shrug a little, hoping he looked at least semi-guilty about it. It wasn't on purpose, truly—he probably thought she already knew, or it had just slipped his mind to tell her. That happened a lot, with Sirius around to perpetually distract him with sweet smiles and sweeter kisses. He'll buy her a drink, later, and all will be forgotten. But, at least now Remus had an excuse to engage in his third-favourite activity in the world (behind shagging and kissing Sirius, respectively) — talking about Sirius. God, he's pathetic.

:) wet wipe Remus nation rejoice!

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I'm going to move my twitter thread of my mwpp sims game here because it's hilarious and I want to be able to find it more easily.

Contains wolfstar, James/Peter, Teddy/Harry

I find it hilarious that Sirius thinks James is 10/10 and Remus 1/10, but he started dating Remus anyway because James is too busy to chat

James and Peter got together because they both find each other super hot and I didn’t want to bring more sims into the house. Sirius and Remus are engaged and still find each other terribly unattractive

Remus also developed a smoking problem and will be grumpy for the next 15 days because I made him quit since he ran out of cigarettes and I got tired of him having to smoke one every two hours so the stress of not having smoked doesn't keep turning him into his wolf form

Here's Remus quitting smoking:

Remus turned Sirius into a werewolf and they finally got married. I didn’t think about their surnames at all, but managed to make Sirius a Lupin. Sirius got abducted by aliens in the middle of fucking Remus. James and Peter got engaged. I'm debating having a baby in the household

For some reason Peter has been running everywhere he goes for days now, and I don’t understand why. Also sadly Sirius got stuck in the tattoo chair so I had to quit without saving and he lost his crappy tattoos

Remus wanted a baby so I went okay. He couldn’t turn into a werewolf during the full moon due to being pregnant, so he pissed himself during Peter's birthday party instead. He then rode his fucking bicycle to give birth in the hospital, but at least they now have a baby boy

Sirius cried during James and Peter's wedding. James was pregnant and gave birth to a baby boy. Peter went through a midlife crisis and now has a silly moustache as well as a new expensive car, but I drew the line at divorcing James when they only just married

Sirius and Remus had a fight bc Peter flirted with Sirius who flirted back. Sirius tried asking Remus out but was turned down, so he yelled at Remus, who yelled back and then went to sulk for several hours. Sirius worked hard to appease him. Harry was hungry. James was working

Here's are a couple of cute pictures of Remus and Teddy:

Teddy is now a teenager, but because he didn’t do well enough in school (which I find unfair because they had so many snow days he could only attend once, it's not my fault) the trait he was assigned was kleptomaniac

Here's Sirius and Teddy:

James was supposed to read Harry a bedtime story, but he then needed to pee and left, so Harry got stuck in his bed. I waited for a full day to see if anything would get him to move but nothing did, so I had to quit without saving and can't remember what happened after I'd saved

Here's Remus reading Harry a bedtime story instead:

I'm considering ditching this game soon anyway, it's no longer fun enough with so many sims in the same household, especially because James and Peter are already turning elderly, and I had forgotten how much I hate playing the elderly sims. I'll have to adjust the age settings

The game suddenly decided to reset all my settings yesterday. Fun. I had forgotten that celebrities are a thing so I didn’t disable them, so Remus turned into a celebrity, which is very annoying. But yeah, he's now a 1-star celebrity author. I will take that away from him, though

Luckily I had forgotten to save after James turned old, so after tweaking the age settings, I can keep going with this game for a while yet. Couldn't figure out how to remove Remus’s celebrity status for some reason, so we'll see how that goes

God damn it, the game decided to age James anyway because it was the day of his birthday already. Not sure if I'll de-age him or just wait for him to get to the end of his life

Nooooo fuck you, why is the celebrity status still contagious after I turned it off! Does it not affect the game I'm already playing? Ugh I hate this!

Sirius has started to think that Remus is a 10/10 hottie. I suspect that this sudden change of heart has something to do with Remus’s 2-star celebrity rating. Meanwhile, Teddy went to the prom with his only friend and they're now boyfriends

Remus and Sirius had their anniversary and went on an elaborate date. That night, James passed away. Peter immediately wished to resurrect him but also to have a stag do. I suppose we all grieve in our own ways. Harry has been learning hacking, and Teddy wants to nick something

I have no idea what happened, but some interaction with either Sirius or Teddy made Remus all sulky and he wanted to hide in his room to contemplate the meaninglessness of life. This wasn't funny, I just thought it was cute. Then Sirius wanted to grow a beard, so he now has one

Oh, speaking of Sirius and his wishes, during his midlife crisis, he wished for a new $10k+ car twice, so he got a new car and then got another new car. He really is rich (I mean, the whole family's rich, they have a 3-car garage (James used to get around in his cop car))

Oh, I made Remus tell Sirius a secret and his secret was "I'm glad we'll be together forever." 🥺

In less cute news, Teddy was in a bad mood so he skipped school to have a date, but his bf wasn't into any romantic stuff so Teddy broke up with him. On top of that, he came home too early, so Sirius got angry with him for skipping school

Lol rereading this like what the hell. "Wasn't into any romantic stuff" = he was reacting to it negatively for some reason. Anyway, Teddy and Harry are now dating, we'll see if that lasts once Teddy grows up

You know what, I'll tell you the story of wolfstar's first kiss and how they ended up being a couple. Sirius was (and still is) an alchemist, and after messing up a potion, he turned into a frog. He was friends with James only, but James was busy right then, while Remus was free

So, Sirius went to talk to Remus until they were friends, and then Remus kissed him to turn him human again. And that was their first kiss, and that’s how they fell in love, even though they both found each other unattractive

So, Peter set off some fireworks. Cool, except he did it in their hallway and set it on fire, then went to faint on the porch. Later the same day, he set off more fireworks (this time outside) and set their lawn on fire. He's banned from handling fireworks

Teddy grew up, and the game decided that you know what, his breakup with his first boyfriend wasn't a proper breakup, so he now has two boyfriends. In other Teddy related news, Remus wishes that he'll become a doctor

Teddy went on a date with his first bf and confessed to cheating on him, so they had a fight and broke up for real. Which might be good because turns out the bf is malicious, which conflicts with Teddy being nice

Sirius tells a secret to Remus: "I find the hiccups fun!"

Remus and Sirius went on a date. They visited a haunted house, and Remus was so terrified that he pissed himself. Because he's a celebrity, the whole fucking town now knows about it and he's ashamed 😔

(now I kind of feel like playing this game again)

(there are only so many pictures because I was actually never going to post them anywhere, I just kept ones that I found funny)

[siriusly-sapphic]

Hello love! Can you give me any info about stars around my scars? 💓💓💓

Hi!! yes for sure! (content warning for sirius/narcissa)

(This is for this WIP game!)

So Stars Around my Scars is a multichapter Sirius/Narcissa first war fic I started! It's intended to be canon compliant even though that's gonna hurt my soul, and is really mostly about the two of them trying (and failing) to make things work, and everyone who gets hurt in the process. There's a side of wolfstar, which hurts because poor Remus really deserves better than to be caught up in Sirius and Narcissa's mess.

I'm trying to make it a nice balance between how ugly their relationship can get, but also make it obvious why they continue and have the beautiful, happy moments in there plenty too. So there's painful conversations, violent arguments, but also carefree happy moments of walking around muggle markets and kissing in the middle of the street.

Little excerpt:

It’s not even a dangerous one. He won’t be recognised — he’ll be some anonymous Italian pureblood no one will look twice at — and as long as he doesn’t start a fight on purpose, he won’t get into one. Sirius knows damn well there are about a hundred assignments he could’ve gotten that would put his life considerably more at risk.

But he got this one. Play the pureblood guest at the engagement party of the one fucking witch he doesn’t want to get married. Ever. Sirius won’t get into a fight unless he purposefully starts one. But how in Godric’s fucking name is he supposed to get through that whole event without punching Lucius Malfoy in the face for the hell he’s sure about to inflict upon his stupid, naive, fucked up future wife who’d deserve better than him if she only wanted it?

He’s vibrating with pure rage, fists tightly wrapped around the railing that’s about to fall apart until he feels the wood sizzling beneath his palms and pulls them away from it quickly.

“You won’t have to go near your family, for the most part,” Remus offers as a consolation, missing the point of Sirius’ frustration by a mile because Sirius can’t explain it to him like a normal person. “It’s really just Narcissa you’ll have to say a few words to, I reckon. And compared to the rest of them— she’s not the worst, is she?”Sirius laughs, a near-hysterical sound that makes Remus’ frown deepen. “No, no, Narcissa’s a fucking delight,” he says bitterly, tears of anger in his eyes and when Remus reaches out to place his hand on Sirius’ arm, Sirius almost slaps it away but holds himself back at the last second. “Fuck, sorry Moony. I- fuck.”

[sleepylittlenecromancer]

Lily had tried to smooth things over before they got out of hand, but it didn't take long for James to turn his venom on her too and then once the brawling started… She just stepped back, looking incredulously at Remus across the way. Not because he didn't step in, but more in a 'can you believe this is happening right now' sort of way.

"I ask for one damn night and the two of you find it so impossible to stop acting like you're in primary school!" She snapped at the both of them, trying to figure out where it had all went wrong so quickly. There had been some teasing when the rest of the group joined them of course, but it had all been in good fun back then.

"And don't you even open your mouth!" She pointed a warning finger at Sirius when he tried to defend himself and James, something in her eyes making him sit down and shut up for once. She blamed the alcohol for making her shake but it was probably some of the anger as well, storming out of the club for fear they'd be thrown out with the other two girls quickly following behind.

Safety in numbers and all that.

~~~

She didn't see Severus for two days from sulking, but from the way James whined about having to bunk with Sirius or sleep down on the couch when the room was 'occupied' he was having the same issue. So at least it wasn't choosing one over the other again.

Following everything that had happened she'd had half a mind to lock them in a closet together until they freaking made up - but one or probably both of them would end up dead, so that idea was quickly scrapped. It wasn't worth it to have even more infighting.

Perhaps Molly would have an idea, but she didn't want to bring more people into their problems than were already involved. And the way she already felt about Severus, well… everyone's opinion would be biased.

After dinner she made her way to his room and knocked on the door quietly, not even sure if he'd be in. It was halfway to late and a few times he'd been either summoned away or just out when she tried to work up the nerve to apologize for her own part in everything. It was all just so… complicated.

"Before you even say anything, yes punching James was childish and yes I realize you were doing it to try and protect me. He doesn't usually get agressive like that except when he drinks too much but before you even give me that look I'm not making excuses either." She held up a hand before he could start in, coming into the room and shutting the door behind her so they could have a minute of privacy.

"Look, I know the two of you are never going to like each other. And it's not my place to ask you to. He's going to be getting just as much of a talking to for starting everything when you weren't doing anything wrong." Engaged or not, there hadn't been anything suggestive at all about laying a hand on her shoulder. Come on.

"I just… I don't know how to balance it. I know I'm being selfish but… we just now found each other again. I don't want to risk losing you because of some stupid fight that shouldn't have even happened in the first place. And… I'm sorry for snapping at you."

"Yeah, I'm drowning in lady friends over here, Lils," Severus scoffed as he danced with her. Or at least... tried. He wasn't sure how great a job he was doing. He just enjoyed being close to her. He wanted to be even closer, but... he knew better. She would never do anything while Potter was still in the picture. Unfortunately.

Dorcas couldn't keep everyone held off for too much longer, and eventually, the group reconvened. Severus ignored the teasing jibes from the boys, determined not to let anything ruin his night. He was there for Lily and Lily alone. He was going to keep his temper in check and that was that.

//

Severus was tipsy after a few hours. Not drunk, just tipsy. Enough to feel good. They were all still dancing, but the night was somewhat coming to a close. At least, he thought so. He really had no clue.

He stepped closer to Lily and placed his hand on her shoulder. "I'm going to go get you a water, okay?" he said over the music. She looked like she needed to hydrate with something other than alcohol. As much as he'd love to carry her home, she probably didn't want to be sick all day and night.

"Oi," James said as he shoved Severus back, away from Lily. "Hands off, Snivellus. How many times do I have to tell you that?"

"I wasn't doing anything," Severus said with a frown. "I just told her I was going to get water."

"I don't care if you were going to go get her the whole bloody ocean, I said don't fucking touch her," James snapped. "Or do I need to teach you a lesson like I did back in school? And you and I," he said as he rounded on Lily, glaring at her, "Need to have a serious talk when I'm finished with him. I'm sick of this shit. He acts like he owns you---"

"Get away from her," Severus interrupted. He was pissed. Pissed.

"'Scuse me?" James laughed, tilting his head. "Say that again, Snivvy. I didn't quite hear you."

"I said, get away from her. You don't speak to her that way. Do you understand me? You don't put your hands on her. You treat her like a queen."

"Awww..." James laughed condescendingly. "Right. The day I start taking relationship advice from you is the day I start---"

Severus had had enough. Before he could finish, he delivered a strong right hook and caught James's jaw, sending him down to the ground. Severus kicked out against Sirius as he suddenly lunged at him to defend his friend, and he went down too, not without getting one lick in on Severus. Remus, thankfully, saw sense and stayed out of it. Not because he wasn't defending his friends, this just kind of fight wasn't worth it to him. Plus, he saw Severus's side and agreed to it.

Severus flexed his hand out, feeling the sore muscles underneath his skin, and he shook his head. "Fucking idiot," he muttered, turning to leave the bar. Stupid idea. They could never get anything done with those children around. He didn't know how Lily and Dorcas stomached them. Sometimes they acted like they were the greatest things to grace the planet and he just couldn't see it.