#remus is in the know lol

[mydeadgaywizards]

Peter: If you could kiss anyone in the world, who would it be?

James: My beautiful boyfriend, Regulus.

Peter: He don’t count, you do that anyway.

James: Remus Lupin.

[maxdibert]

Severus Snape is literally the most important character of the entire Marauders' generation because the fate of all of them depends on him, and because, basically, they only exist, aside from giving Harry some parents and friends, to complete Snape's backstory. Without Snape, we wouldn’t even know what those people’s school years were like because it wouldn’t matter. It's to explain why Snape has issues, why he has that personality, why he switches sides, or why he helps Harry while simultaneously hating him that we get flashbacks and learn things about them. So, guys, you should show him a bit more respect because if you have a fandom, it's basically thanks to that character you constantly leave out of your fics filled with people with colored hair and 70s wizards behaving as if they went to school during the golden era of Gen Z.

[apoetsworld]

The Marauders Playing Mafia

James: Its Remus, I can just tell

Sirius: We just started-

Remus: Its Pete. He's sweating.

Lily: Its Reg.

James: Well how'd ya figure?

Lily: Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speed can kill.

Reg: ITS MAKE BELIEVE YOU LUNATICS

James:

James: Its Reg.

[loganslowdown4]

WHO LET HIM DRIVE?!?

[moonlightdancer26]

Hello, why do people who say Snape outed Remus out of spite still exist? I thought we all knew that it was because Remus quite literally endangered the lives of all the students, of Harry (who Snape literally swore to protect), of the staff, and of Severus himself.

If he truly wanted to out Remus out of spite, why couldn’t he have done it when he was a Death Eater and Remus was an Order Member, when Dumbledore no longer had any control over Snape’s actions and when he and Remus were on opposite sides of the war? Why couldn’t he have done it at any point throughout the year in PoA? Why did he only expose Remus after he found out that Remus endangered students’ lives by not only forgetting the complicated potion Snape took the time to brew for him, but by also purposefully holding back info that could’ve prevented Sirius Black (who everyone, including Remus, believed was a mass-murderer) from entering the castle and hurting/killing students? Do you believe that’s merely some coincidence?

Say whatever you want about Snape, but one thing about him is that he will NOT stand for anyone endangering the lives of his students, especially not Lily’s son. He prioritises safety above all else. He may be an asshole to his students, but he’ll protect them with his life. The fact that he only outed Remus once he knew what Remus did should tell you enough, I don’t know why people choose to live in denial over this debate even though it’s practically spelled out to us in the text. It makes sense for a kid reading PoA to think “wow! Snape is so mean for that! How could he do that to Professor Lupin?!!” but for grown adults to still think this? It’s ridiculous.

And to the people who think “Oh yeah Snape totally outed Remus because he lost the chance of receiving an Order of Merlin,” did this part of The Prince’s Tale chapter completely fly over your heads:

There was a long pause, and slowly Snape regained control of himself, mastered his own breathing. At last he said, “Very well. Very well. But never — never tell, Dumbledore! This must be between us! Swear it! I cannot bear . . . especially Potter’s son . . . I want your word!”

“My word, Severus, that I shall never reveal the best of you?” Dumbledore sighed, looking down into Snape’s ferocious, anguished face. “If you insist . . .”

This simply goes to show how little Snape antis actually understand Snape’s character. He wanted no one to know of the good things he’s done. He never did anything for positive attention or praise, and he certainly would not expose Remus out of pure spite of having lost his opportunity to win a stupid award.

[lexyreader]

was showing my dad the next tattoo i’m getting, (a stevie nicks / taylor swift one.. i’m so excited) and while scrolling through my camera roll, we accidentally came across that one likeafunerall drawing of sirius laying down shirtless. he looked at me, i looked at him.. he asked who he was.. i said… ‘sirius black’ he said ‘sirius black from harry potter’ i said ‘yes.’ he said ‘why is he shirtless and laying like that’ i said ‘oh it’s a character study of his tattoos’ he said ‘but why is it in your camera roll’ i said ‘im not sure i know what you mean’ i then changed the topic…

LESSON LEARNT DO NOT OPEN YOUR CAMERA ROLL IN FRONT OF PEOPLE.

[remuspenus]

Remus is good at his job. I think if there's one thing you need to know about Remus, it's that he's probably the best at his role, much more than anyone else. Janus isn't that good at lying. Patton doesn't always know the most morally correct choice. Logan makes mistakes. Roman has creative blocks. Virgil can be more easily soothed than he used to be.

but Remus? dudes a powerhouse. He's fucking good at his job. He knows exactly what makes Thomas's mind race, and when to put his plans into action. He knows how to get underneath the other sides skin, too.

And he loves it. he loves it so much. Being Dark Creativity is his job and he clocks into his 9-5 Thomas-torture sessions with a smile everyday

[losver07]

your typical tuesday with the marauders

remus (on the phone with sirius): so, how are you?

sirius: i'm fine, moony, really. it didn't affect me at all

remus: you sure?

sirius: yeah, i'm actually feeling better than ever

remus: padfoot... what colour is your hair?

sirius: you know it's black

remus: no, i mean what colour does it look like now?

sirius: why do you ask?

remus: answer the question, pads

sirius: ...red maybe?

remus: i fucking knew it. prongs!

james: what? code purple?

remus: code red!

james: oh fuck no!

peter: tell him he's too pale for red

remus: that's cruel, pete

remus: i like it

remus: padfoot, next time you have a meltdown try midnight blue

pete: ooohh yes, that'd look a lot better

james: if he's got red can i have orange?

remus: NO

[soup-of-the-daisies]

i know this has been talked about to death already, but the way such a large part of the fandom characterises the marauders feels so mean spirited like- what do you mean they can barely tolerate each other? what do mean remus is always annoyed and exasperated what do you mean peter’s not part of the group what do you mean james is all sunshine and no substance what do you mean sirius’ existence warrants an apology in and of itself?

legit it’s just. idc if your incorrect quotes are just jokes, they make it look like the marauders are barely acquaintances who don’t even genuinely get along most of the time. if these supposed ‘best friends’ of whom half are supposedly soulmates don’t even seem to they like each other, why do you still claim they’re an iconic friend group??

[casart]

Toy Castle au because why not!🧸🏰

[padfootastic]

snippets! more snippets! snippets for days!

“So, first major event was Halloween. Somehow, a troll got loose in the school, intent on causing mischief and mayhem.

“A troll?” Sirius paled. “Please tell me that’s a—a euphemism for something.”

“Siri, ew, oh my god,” Harry gagged, turning his face away from his unrepentant godfather and his ‘it’s still better than an honest-to-Merlin troll, Harry James’

“Suddenly, I’m very glad that there troll was not a—was just a troll. It was during the Halloween feast—“

“I do wonder about that day, you know. It feels so cursed.”

“You have no idea,” Harry muttered bitterly before continuing. “Anyway, so, it was the middle of the feast, Quirrell comes to warn us about the mountain troll in the dungeons before doing a dramatic faint right there, in front of everyone, and Dumbledore sends us all off to our dormitories.”

There’s a beat of silence before—

“The dormitories?”

Harry looked up to see Sirius staring at him, aghast. A small smile tilted his lips on one end. “Mhm.”

His godfather takes a deep breath. “Let me get this straight. You have a mountain troll in your school, which is supposed to be warded to high heaven and back, and your Headmaster tells you to wander through the hallways, where said troll could be lurking, to get to your dormitories??”

Harry nodded. “Yes.”

“What about the damn Slytherins? Their dorms are literally in the dungeons. They might be annoying but they don’t deserve to be killed by a thirty feet tall idiot with bad breath.”

“You know,” Harry mused, head tilting in thought, “you might just be the first, and only, adult to consider that. I’m not sure it ever even hit me until now.”

“What.”

“No one cares about the Slytherins, Sirius.”

“What—“

“I mean, I’m not saying they shouldn’t, just that they don’t. Don’t look at me like that, c’mon.”

“Harry, I have no idea what’s going on right now. It feels like I went on a weekend bender and never woke up, you’re literally two minutes in and there’s a mountain troll, a weird professor, a latently homicidal Headmaster, and still no Voldemort. How do I even react to this?” Sirius’ hands moved around frantically as he spoke, getting daste and more erratic with each word.

[mydeadgaywizards]

thought i was looking for a sirius to my remus.

turns out i need a regulus to my james.

[danaris112]

Okay, hear me out

Marauders Yuri on Ice AU. Or just ice skater AU, I guess

Regulus Black is a promising French figure skater, but he can never shine as brightly as his brother, Sirius Black

Sirius has become world champion several times, but lately, he's been feeling uninspired and wonders whether he should retire. He decides to take the season off and becomes James' coach

James started his career late but is quickly becoming one of the most prominent figure skaters in the world. When Sirius offers to be his coach, he accepts, and is determined to take the gold medal during the Grand Prix Finals

Of course, Regulus is angry with Sirius for choosing to be James' coach and not his. He decides that he'll take the gold and prove to the world that he's a much better figure skater than Sirius

After that, I don't know. There will definitely be Jegulus and Black brothers angst. Wolfstar is a must have, but I'm not sure what role Remus would have. Maybe he's an ice skater himself? Or Regulus' coach?

[rauberrauber]

omg my little horsies....

[lit-vocabcards]

Nothing will beat the SaSi fandom moment after Remus said “I love being given to Ds at once” after there had been DISCOURSE over Janus having a hemipenis. That shit happened BEFORE REMUS TF

[marsberryart]

cowboy Remus… vampire Sirius…

yeah….

+headshots

i made this with inspiration taken from @/VAMPlRESIRIUS ‘s cv au tweets so thank u Sirius 😌