#remus is in charge

[lulublack90]

Prompt 23 - Rescue

@wolfstarmicrofic July 23, word count 633

Part four of werewolf Sirius

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“Gather round children, gather round,” Fenrir called out to the camp the day after the full moon. “Has everyone recovered?” A murmuring of affirmatives passed over the gathered wolves. “Good, good. Well, my children, we have our orders for next month.” A small collection of the wolves cheered, but Sirius noticed that the majority seemed nervous and a few looked ill. “The Dark Lord, with the help of our own Lord Black,” Sirius froze. This was it, he was about to find out the real reason Voldemort didn’t kill him. “Lord Black will be leading us directly into the arms of Albus Dumbledore.” He turned to Sirius and Remus. “And if you don’t comply, we’ll kill your brother.” He bared his long teeth in a smile. Sirius gasped. Regulus was alive? But why was he imprisoned? 

Remus nudged him with his elbow and he snapped his head back up. He bared his teeth right back at Greyback and stormed off into the forest. 

“Wow, you’ve either got balls of steal or you’re dumber than you look,” Marcus cheered as he caught up with Sirius and Remus. 

“Definitely the latter,” Remus growled towards Sirius. “What were you thinking? If he has your brother, he’s fucked now!” Sirius rolled his eyes. 

“Can he be trusted?” He jabbed his thumb at Marcus. Remus looked the man up and down. 

“Well, can you?” Remus asked, his voice had turned gravelly. Sirius suddenly felt the need to do whatever Remus asked. 

“Yes,” Marcus bowed his head as he answered. 

“Good then, whatever is said here is kept between us,” Remus ordered him, Sirius realised. 

Remus took out a wand and cast a barrier around them, preventing eavesdroppers from listening in. 

“Right, Sirius, explain,” Remus said in a clipped tone.  

“If I agreed straight away they’d know something was up. It’s no secret that I was disowned and that Regulus and I had a strained relationship. If he really is alive, there must be a better way to save him.” He ran his hands roughly through his tangled hair, wincing when his finger got caught and tugged. “Let’s go for a walk, there’s someone I want you to meet who might be able to help,” Sirius said as he began to walk further into the forest until he was certain no one was following him. 

“Rorbey,” He called into the gloom. A loud crack alerted them to the house elf’s arrival. 

“Master Sirius!” The little elf threw himself at Sirius. Sirius bent down and hugged him properly. 

“Rorbey, I have a favour to ask you,” He said gently, glad to see the elf. 

“Anything, Master Sirius,” The elf agreed excitedly. 

“I’ve just been told that Regulus might be alive but being kept captive, possibly by the wolf pack here, possibly by someone involved with Voldemort. I need you to see if you can find him.” Sirius had a small ball of hope he was keeping wrapped up deep inside of him, that Fenrir had been telling the truth and Regulus was still out there somewhere. 

“Right away, Master Sirius,” Rorbey chirped before he hugged Sirius one last time and disapparated. Remus wrapped his arm around Sirius's shoulder. 

“Who the fuck was that?” Remus asked, staring at the spot Rorbey had just been. 

“That was my saviour,” Sirius said, spinning in Remus’s arms and pecking a kiss on his lips. 

“Does this mean I’m part of the Order of the Phoenix now?” Marcus asked, ruining their moment. 

“You’re such a dick,” Sirius huffed a laugh and, taking Remus’s hand, began to lead him back to the camp. 

“Seriously?!” Marcus called after them. 

“Yup!” Sirius popped the p and stuck his middle finger up behind him. The sound of Marcus’s laughter followed them through the trees and back into the sunlight. 

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[courfee]

christmas season at the wolfstar flat

[starsandmoonys]

James: I'm definitely the one in charge in this relationship.

Regulus: Babe, stand up.

James: stands up

Regulus: Sit down.

James: sits down

Regulus: Look over here.

James: looks at him

Regulus: Hm, interesting.

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

[girlsrangels]

real hot girls obsess over dead gay wizards

[loserboyfriendrjl]

list of things that the marauders fandom made up: a summary

the marauders naming themselves the marauders. there is no evidence for it, and on the map, it is written the marauder's map. the marauder is a synonym of some sorts to rascal, raider

james "fleamont" potter and sirius "orion" black. remus (john) is the only one who has a canon middle name, actually

on that note, lily's middle name. jean, jane, jolene. the only (canon) thing we know about it is that it starts with a j

the personalities of sirius black, james potter, peter pettigrew, remus lupin, lily evans, (characters that have been given little backstory), barty crouch, mary macdonald, (characters that have been mentioned once or twice or, on barty's case, given almost little to no backstory) marlene mckinnon, dorcas meadowes, regulus black, pandora lovegood (literally dead when the series started)

their relationships with each other and the ways that they interact (enemies to lovers dorlene, best friends to lovers marylily, the very exact dynamics between the marauders and other characters, even the dynamic between the black brothers)

grant chapman

all the other marauders era character ocs

almost all of the ships (besides jily and fralice): wolfstar, jegulus, jegulily, nobleflower, marylily, marylene, dorlene, dorlily, pandorcas, rosekiller the list goes on and on

the idea that the prank has been something dramatic that had put a strain on their relationship. sirius seems to be showing no remorse about it whatsoever, remus seems very unbothered

the fact that sirius had long hair before azkaban, too. (he canonically has short hair. moody, in the order picture, described him as "sirius, before he had long hair.")

remus' scars. they are, not once, mentioned or described in canon

remus being a casanova. once again, no canon evidence. the only one of them who seems to have been interesting to the hogwarts population was sirius, who seemed "uninterested"

james and sirius being "dumb". they're one of the only characters in the series, along with hermione granger and a few others, who are described as "exceptionally bright" and "exceptionally smart"

pretty much the whole lore

[good-oldfashioned-lover]

James and Regulus need to recharge alone, it means they will want to spend time away from EVERYONE which includes each other. And they both get it so its fine.

Sirius and Remus on the other hand need to be alone to recharge too BUT they'll want and need to be alone together. They'll cuddle in one of their beds or just simple sit around each other doing their own thing but they'll always have a point of physical contact.

[momo-t-daye]

In part because Lily mentioned overcharging James in this comic (and I wanted to get something up in time for her birthday too).

Slytherin!Lily can overcharge rich purebloods for cheap muggle junk food as a treat, particularly if the fellow in question consistently rounds up when he tries to barter.  Severus can utilize vocabulary for fun and malice. Remus (who might not be able to resist temptation but won’t admit fault later) really wishes James would use some of his money to go to the store and buy some standards.

[whump-on-a-string]

If you happen upon a fellow with unusual teeth in need of dental work or any other assistance, do not hesitate to send them my direction without delay.

Remus, your local ethically questionable scientist/doctor man wants to know if vampire teeth grow back, among other things, and is gladly accepting patients to test his theories.

[kamouflage]

sitting in my dorm alone cos my friends wanted to *insert expensive activity here* and wondering if this was how remus felt before he befriended sirius and james who would absolutely stay behind and have a better time doing nothing with remus

[lulublack90]

Prompt 23 - Attitude

@jegulus-microfic July 23, Word count 560

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Regulus sat down at the table and opened the menu, ignoring his brother’s protests. 

“Are you going to kick James out as well for bringing me here?” Regulus said, coolly. 

“No,” Sirius started to say,

“Exactly. I’m staying. Now I’ll have what James is having, it sounds good.” James smirked behind Sirius’s back as he tried and failed to keep his laughter at bay. 

“But you don’t eat dairy, or carbs, or processed ham for that matter. How are you going to eat a cheese and ham toastie?” Sirius crossed his arms and glared at Regulus. 

“It’s been five years since you last spoke to me and ten since you cared. Things change, Sirius. I changed.” Regulus closed the menu and clasped his hands on top of the table. “Now are you going to stop with the attitude and serve your paying customers or am I going to have to leave you a bad review?” Regulus quirked an eyebrow at this brother. Sirius spun on his heel and went into the kitchen area, grumbling the entire way. 

“Wow and here I thought Moony was the only one who could get him to do what he’s told.” James chuckled. 

“Me too,” Remus huffed in disbelief. “Right, two of the usual coming up. Regulus, please stick around. I feel like this is going to be fun,” He winked at Regulus before returning to the counter to fill their order and serve the small queue that had formed in his absence. Regulus grinned wickedly in return and settled into his seat. 

“Oh, you’re going to be trouble, aren’t you?” James snorted as he sat opposite the younger Black brother. 

“I have no idea what you mean,” Regulus smiled angelically. “So what’s your usual coffee order?”

“Pumpkin spice latte,” James said nonchalantly.

“Oh Lord,” Regulus moaned as he buried his head in his hands. 

Regulus ate every bite and drank every drop and when he asked for the bill, Sirius took out his pad and told him to take the ticket to Remus at the till, and he’d charge him. 

“Your money is no good here. You’re family,” Remus told Regulus, waving him off when he tried to pay for his lunch. “Come back soon,” Remus called after them, cheerily. James grinned. Remus may be the voice of reason, but it didn’t mean he didn’t like to add his personal brand of chaos into the mix. “James, tell Regulus about the BBQ next weekend. You’re more than welcome to come, Regulus.”

“Remus!” Sirius admonished his boyfriend.

“Yes my dear,” Remus answered, and then the door shut behind them, so all James could hear was the muffled words of Sirius blowing a gasket. 

“So you’re friends with my brother, typical. The first fit guy I throw an apple core at happens to be the man my brother replaced me with.” Regulus groused. James stopped listening after Regulus called him a fit guy. 

“You think I’m fit?” He asked dreamily. 

“Have you seen yourself?” Regulus scoffed as they rounded the corner back towards the park. James had no idea where they were going, he was just happy to follow. “So this BBQ, do I need to bring anything?” James laughed and, feeling a surge of confidence, wrapped an arm around Regulus and tucked him into his side as they took a leisurely stroll around the park. 

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[cigarettesandinevitablebetrayal]

This epilogue made me into 10-ply

[enbysiriusblack]

what i think is written on the marauders graves:

regulus: Regulus Arcturus Black, 1961-1979

marlene: Marlene Meadowes, "may you sleep on your tender girlfriend's breasts" 1960-1981

dorcas: Dorcas Meadowes, a good soldier 1960-1981

james: James F. Potter, loving father and husband 1960-1981

lily: Lily J. Potter, loving mother and wife 1960-1981

sirius: Sirius B. "Time is but a paper moon, Teo Torriatte", 1959-1996

peter: Peter Pettigrew, 1959-1998

remus: Remus J. Lupin, friend and mentor to many, "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars", 1960-1998

[remus-poopin]

I'll take the hook of Remus selling his belongings to make money to share my headcanons about his odd jobs: I like to think that Remus made some money helping people get rid of boggarts, ghosts, ghouls, and others. I think that at some point that extended itself to muggle families, which was financially unwise, but he couldn't bear to let unwitting people be tormented by hauntings or creatures he could send away in a flick of a wand.

He'd become known in some neighbourhoods by word-of-mouth as a "supernatural specialist", and always had to make ridiculous-sounding excuses to why he couldn't perform his ghost-banishing rituals in front of them. He'd never accept muggle money as payment, but rather meals or other gifts, mostly because he didn't want the muggles to think it was all a scam.

He also helped people set up protective spells in their homes, from complex muggle-repelling illusions and unplottable locations to bog-standard burglar alarm spells.

He repaired and sold magical objects.

Yes I love this!!!

I also think he would have went along with his father at his job when he was younger and done very similar things to this. I think he would have developed a sort of love for it. I also think this is why he focused so much on creatures while he was teaching.

One thing I think I disagree with is that he wouldn’t accept muggle money. I don’t see him being that noble (and I also think it’s hard to be that noble and reject money when you’re extremely impoverished and practically homeless, leave the altruistic charity for someone who can afford it).

I really love the idea of him fixing magical objects! He helped fix that cursed grandfather clock in OOTP so I think he is capable of fixing others.

[prettiestst4r]

Simple question:

[lunasmaruadersblog]

Incorrect Quotes 5

Remus: James, you’re in charge! Sirius: James, can we start a fire?