#remote viewers

[shenarilends]

free yourself from their grip while you still can 🦅🔺

[veryslowreader]

Remote Viewers by Jim Schnabel

Sense8: "Happy Fucking New Year."

[greasersinpoodleskirts4cumshots]

PUTIN

Rasputin Zaitsev

Picture with little girl (hugging) and holding her balloons.

VLADIMIR SMIRSKY

Vilnius

Nightman Cometh

Herman Lowe - Neville Chamberlain

Swinina

Started Blasting

[volivolition]

DAY 4: DRAMA - Put on your prettiest face for the masses!

gonna start adding silly captions actually. [POINTS ACCUSINGLY] MELTY FUCK (AFFECTIONATE)!!

[narcissusneverknewme]

(unpopular opinion, I know, but) swords and knives made it a much better movie than sex would have. I get it if you disagree but it was pitch-perfect to me

[haoqw]

if you're okay with reqs then maybeee draw fanny n remote tpot (in a ship way) if thats okay!! 🙏

mechanical object yuri

[selfchiller]

Something I missed because 1) low int and 2) it was, like many things, overshadowed by JV's relentless bitching.

The paranormal magazine he mentions isn't for enthusiasts, it's for debunking. This is the Elysium X-Files. This implies the existence of legitimate Paranormal Investigators. Elysian Scully is out there somewhere.

Hello??? OC concept of all time?? PARANORMAL INVESTIGATORS???

[isan0rt]

Hot take but insisting on using they/them pronouns for Xion, the LITERAL ONLY character in Kingdom Hearts who aggressively and intentionally tells people she is a girl and expresses dysphoria about being misgendered as not-a-girl, is fundamentally no different than Saix refusing to stop calling her 'it' send post.

[yourlocaltrylingual]

somebody shoot the mouse

[oswednesday]

hes cute and sweet and has done no wrong my little guy,wah,

[disco-elysium-via-polls]

We've now explored the entirety of the Jam. There's only one more driver we can question about drugs: our old friend the Racist Lorry Driver. That said, we've been here a while, and we've unlocked a few checks in the process.

[nervoussystemmusicreverence]

Mogwai - Two Rights Make One Wrong

Music

Artist

Mogwai

Composer

Mogwai

Produced

Dave Fridmann

Credit

Dominic Aitchison – Bass Stuart Braithwaite – Guitar, vocals Martin Bulloch – Drums Barry Burns – Guitar, keyboard, vocoder John Cummings – Guitar, piano Gruff Rhys – Vocals The Remote Viewer – Programming and banjo Willie Campbell – Backing vocals Charlie Clark – Backing vocals Gary Lightbody – Backing vocals Michael Brawley – Strings and horns

Released

April 30 2001

Streaming

[astrxealis]

fuuta currently having a LOT of innocent votes i am very happy about that

[sergioguymanproust]

My love for Mars is deeply rooted in a past life experience.We all know that this planet 2.5 billion years ago it wasn’t what it is today. Mars , according to our scientific knowledge was never inhabited by any bipedal life form other than microbial organisms .But if we are to believe these are true fact , then we are really arrogant and ignorant and not allowing for other forms of life more advanced than us to have terraformed Mars.Remember we are indeed a civilization still in diapers. Truly warmongering animals that love still to assume we are alone in this universe. Which by now ,throwing temper tantrums like little brats must come to terms with the fact that we are not alone,never have been ,and never will be!Mars was our last point of contact ,before arriving on Earth .We were transported from the Lyra constellation seeding planets along this solar system. Yes, our galactic family that brought us here.Established aMars colony that was indeed terraformed 700 million years ago.There are indeed ruins of civilizations that survived several events wiping the flora and fauna and our Martian brothers and sisters but pockets of them went underground and restarted the process of life with the aid of other races thus creating a new civilization,pyramids, arches and glass structures as well as underground tunnels ruins still exist.More to come in future blogs. Words bySergio GuymanProust.

[joycrispy]

I wanna talk about The Angel Who Would Be Crowley.

Because I had a certain set of expectations, which got thoroughly trashed in the first five minutes of S2, and my genuine response is, "Oh, fuck, yup. You're right. That's WAY better."

Looking around at GO fandom, I'm not alone in this. So let's talk about it.

Basically, a lot of people (myself included) believed that he was a high-ranking angel, and therefore as chilly and remote as every other powerful angel we'd seen at that point. We pictured Crowley-To-Be as long-haired, regal and imposing --and the fanart at the time reflected this. I'd link some if Tumblr didn't hate links.

Something like this:

We were collectively drawing on a few things --mostly, Crawly's appearance and general bearing in the Biblical scenes of S1--

--But also scattered hints of his importance, backed up by conspicuous absences in Heaven and a few profound displays of power. That's all better covered elsewhere, so I won't reiterate the arguments here. All I'm saying is: I think our headcanons were justified.

But it turns out he was this:

!!!

With his curly little--!!

And his neat white--!!

IT TURNS OUT, he was an angel who squeaked and squealed when he was happy; who flailed his arms around and made explosion noises with his mouth to explain nebulas; who preened when told his stars were pretty. Furfur, who knew him before the Fall, says:

"You used to jump on me back, little monkey in a waistcoat..."

(The use of a diminutive there, 'little'...oh, that fascinates me.)

In a pretty huge subversion of expectations, we're given these glimpses of an angel who was sweet, and joyful, and heart-meltingly silly.

In sum...an innocent.

(Perhaps innocent to a troubling degree.

We see how he troubles Aziraphale, during their first conversation. He starts looking around and behind them, checking to make sure that no one can HEAR the blithe and reckless things coming out of this angel's mouth. This angel who talks like he's never been reprimanded in his life; like it's never occurred to him that anyone would want to hurt him.

Before the Beginning, Aziraphale understood Heaven better than he did. The danger is plainly occurring to Aziraphale.)

So now, we the viewers are in on a cruel joke that Aziraphale has known all along, which is that this --THIS-- is the angel who--

*checks notes*

--did a million lightyear freestyle dive into a boiling pool of sulphur. For asking questions.

...Imagine you are Aziraphale, and everything inside you wants to believe Heaven are the Good Guys, and God is Good and Everything She does is capital-R Right...and now try to reconcile that. Keep trying. I don't think he ever totally managed it in 6000 years.

All this gets further complicated when we learn that, despite all of the above, we were still right. That sweet excitable babby up there?

He WAS a powerful and high-ranking angel.

That much is explicitly confirmed, with significant evidence that he could have been among the mightiest of archangels...

...Who apparently accosted his fellow angels for piggyback rides. And was remembered millennia later by those (now fallen) angels as something 'little.'

What does that tell us about who he was? Is?

Hell, Aziraphale has known to be wary of the archangels (and the judgements of Heaven in general) since before the Fall even happened. He chooses to believe they are Good; he can't fool himself into thinking they are Safe.

Yet he's absolutely certain that Crowley won't hurt Job's children. Enough to stand in a burning building and say to them, "I can't save you, but don't be afraid. I won't need to."

And what reason does he give?

("I know you."

"You do not know me."

"I know the angel you were.")

What does that tell us about who he was? Is?

("The angel you knew is not me."

But how is Aziraphale supposed to believe that, when he can see him all the time?)

tl;dr --yes, this is better. I love the tragedy of it.

'Innocence died screaming' and all that.

[webism]

pornstar!satoru gets into camming because he loves the instant gratification of people doting on him in real time.

pornstar!satoru doesn’t even charge a damn thing, he doesn’t need the money—just hooks up a lovense toy or two to his stream and lets his viewers go crazy with the remote controls.

pornstar!satoru will overstimulate himself to a point of delirium because all of his viewers deserve a turn to make him cum, right?

pornstar!satoru who gets to his breaking point, can barely speak through the cumdrunk daze he’s in, but sees your name join the chat and ask if you’re too late.

pornstar!satoru who is bawling by the time you’ve made him cum another two times—he’s cumming dry, full-body orgasms sending him so stupid that all he can say is your name.

pornstar!satoru who very quickly turns a cam session meant to include everyone into a concert of your praises—god is he whipped.

and probably sex addicted, at this point.