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Santiago Caruso (Argentine, b. 1982, Quilmes, Buenos Aires, Argentina) - Alta-cocina, 2018, Painting

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I am watching Addicted/Heroin in the year of our Lord 2025. I feel crazy

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A close up of the Blanket Octopus during a blackwater dive with The Three P diving club , Romblon Island, Philippines. Credit: Joseph Elayani

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how it feels to discuss him

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I can't decide what will be funnier if Jensen and Misha's charachters actually kiss in The Boys or if Misha's characters has a one sided crush on Soldier Boy, confesses his love and then instantly dies.

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I love how here on tumblr dot website we regularly cast the greatest curse we can muster on each other by pointing our long creepy fingers and intoning "10,000 notes" in a voice that carries the winds of the mountain with it.

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bully him more this is fun

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bully him more this is fun

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First few Spock cosplays. I think I’ll do away with the wig from now on. It’ll look neater all together. I’ll probably upgrade the uniform again and take care to do hand stitching on the sleeves instead of short cutting with glue that way they’ll stay on nicer and look smoother.

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I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table  arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”

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wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

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It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret

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When encountering someone stuck in an Apology Loop, I do not uselessly ask, or worse, demand that they “stop apologizing.”

Rather, I have found it much more useful to affect a theatrical tone and formally “absolve” them. “Like a Renaissance pope, I absolve you, my child.” Usually the combination of having the absurdity of the situation highlit, combined with a touch of physiological release if I can get a laugh, is enough to soothe their nerves a bit and get them to break the loop. And who knows maybe they feel absolved I dunno I have an authoritative bearing