#remembering to post these on tumblr only now teehee

[otsmosis]

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: Gen

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)

Relationships: Alastor & Husk (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor & Niffty (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor & Husk & Niffty (Hazbin Hotel)

Characters: Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Husk (Hazbin Hotel), Niffty (Hazbin Hotel)

Additional Tags: Character Study, Alastor Has a Heart (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor Needs a Hug (Hazbin Hotel), or just more friends, who needs friends when you've got on call indentured servants you can make hang out with you?, Cooking, Drinking, playing cards, radio trio week 2024 (hazbin hotel), POV Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), team alastor

Part 1 of Batting for the radio

Words: 2,701

Chapters: 1/1

“Thank you, Niffty dear. Do try to calm yourself, Husker. I haven’t called you two here for a mission. This is your day off, after all!” Husk’s gaze narrowed. “We got an actual work schedule?” Alastor, still with his apron tied over his clothes, gestured with a ladle at the bubbling pot of sauce on his stovetop. “I figured you both earned a little reward for all your hard work lately! So, dinner’s on me.” ~*~ Alastor finds himself wanting some company one night, so he summons Niffty and Husk to have dinner with him. But not because he's lonely. Don't be ridiculous.

[todayisafridaynight]

dude I just gotta say thank u for all ur amazing art bc I JUST finished y7 last night and I'm missing my emo losers (daigo and masato) ONLY TO FIND THEM EVERYWHERE HERE plus mine!!! ur fics are also on point as well I think I commented on the "quiet" one but everything aside ur style is just so nice on the eyes and very fun! bonus ur nanba is very cute he's so silly to me fr :3

HIIIIIIII ive been watchin you go through all my art in real time ngl LAKRJLRKJ SO THANK YOU SO MUCH !!!!!! masato's my evil awful toxic girlfriend and i miss him every day and i love being delusional about him and daigo so im glad my goofy postings do somethin for others too lol.... thank you so much for all your love and support !!!!!!

[whomturgled]

yrkeby4ur8

[sp11ked]

okayyy so I just realized I don't think I've properly introduced myself on here so I might as well do any introduction post

So yea, wassup. My name is sp11ked, I'm 15 and living in a non descript area in Canada.

I don't post much oc but I do reblog stuff I think is cool. I don't really have any specific tags that beside that one music tag thingy i did that I can totally remember. I mostly just reblog though so there isn't much need for navigation.

When I'm not on tumblr I'm either skateboarding, programming or fucking off playing video games or sumthing.

I have a lot of broad hyperfixations such as but not limited to:

Danganronpa

Red dead Redemption

Overwatch (gross ik lol)

Splatoon

Fear and hunger

Mouthwashing

I have a couple of sorta niche bits of media I really enjoy that don't necessarily have communities on here:

Full Metal Jacket & The Short-Timers

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (idk i watched it a lot when I was in 7th grade cause it was like the only horror movie i wasnt scared to watch so i kinda just had it on at all times to make myself feel tough lol)

Doom (I just think the demons are cool)

Hotline Miami

Brandonworks (it's a really well done roblox horror arg, I know that sounds lame but just give it a chance it's so fucking good)

and a bunch of random roblox games I really enjoy

Other than that stuff I am an avid music fan, My current favorite bands are:

Weezer (what can I say, im a loser)

IDLES

Suede

Death Grips

Green Day (even tho their new stuff kinda stinks)

Gorillaz

MDC

and last but not least

The Doors

Also I'm gay I think I forgot to mention that but you probably picked up on that already lol.

ANYWHOOOOO

My sexuality and gender identity are on the rocks right now so don't be suprised if you see my pronouns change teehee.

thank you for listening to my introduction, It's been about a year overdue. I'll probably change it over time but yea thanks for sticking around.

Also if you're here for anything mouthwashing related, if you're a curly/jimmy apologist please please don't interact, I could go on and on about to you about miss understanding the game lol

https://en.pronouns.page/@spikebatz

[charismaofobedience]

hello chii yes tell me about your dysfunctional idol ocs

HI HELLO AND WELCOME TO MEGATHRUST:::: THE POST.

Ok i have no clue how the idol bit started but i think it was me mentioning a idol au for our friendgroup or something. And alas egg (@.eggpeeee) and i did our FIRST and INITIAL idol drafts!

Initially it was only the two of us. We were a duo. A insanely mentally fucking ill duo until we dragged others into this. The name megathrust was achieved through a fucking joke after one of our members tried to protest the megathrust name but we thought the bit was funny

We have basically no fucking lore for them besides the most insane color theory bullshit we did for their universe (i bullshited all my way through it) and the fact they all live together (with kira and exe invading kawas apartment and horux just appearing one day). SO LETS GET TO THE IDOLS!

(really old drawing from our producer @.kohku thank you kit for producing this hell. Most designs here r outdated and we r missing some members. THERES NO OTHER PRODUCER KIT DRAWING AND I THINK THID IS BAD :( )

so! Initially megathrust was in fact a duo produced by kit! Until eventually shit happened and kawa (kawa @.moonysadventureteam) and horux (no tumblr) joined this fucking hell. I don't know lore for basically any of the others besides kira because he's mine

We have exe, who's mentally ill. Has as its emoji the ☢️ as we can see there. Exe is like th second sanest member of megathrust but is still low-key insane. Fun facts include the fact their blood is radioactive and that microwaves explode if it gets too close to them. electronics also stop working if they're too close. its pathetic and probably would be the member being drawn as the dying in a glue trap meme. Some themes include radioactivity, glitches, and mental fucking breakdowns. They're like the jerma of megathrust

KAWA!!!!!!!!!! also mentally ill. Kawa is like the one braincell in the group and also the one who tried to stop us from calling the idol group megathrust (as we can see he failed). They're the one having his apartment constantly fucking invaded by three creatures and suffering with them having to buy a new microwave every week because exe exploded it by getting too close again. He deserves a break. Some themes include hospitals, stars and also crippling anxiety.

HORUX!!!! also mentally ill. bites people to show affection and is also low-key insane just like our next member. Bug was the latest addition to megathrust and has chronical conditions which is why they believed initially that it couldn't be an idol like the others, but alas here he is now. no one knows how bug invaded kawas apartment too. themes include chaos, fun, magic and 488374 undiagnosed illnesses.

My babygirl. Kira. Who's a boy btw and also has mental illness. Ngl they're the one w most stuff written here indeed just because they're mine so yeah. Canonically a convicted criminal for ?????? that ran away and now is a fucking idol. Canonically has charges of murder. Canonically owns and leads a cult which their fans are part of. Low-key fucking insane but i think the cute appearance excuses it ;3. Keeps this cute teehee x3 persona in public but is low-key scary in private and insanely bossy. No one has ever seen them frown and also they're obsessed with being the perfect idol for the public which is why his mental breakdowns in private may or may not end in explosions. Themes include mental illnesses, blood, ribcages, crosses, horror, ribbons, candy, fairytales, angels and princesses. No one is quite sure if they're human or not.

Remember that they are the normalest unit ever and never stop thrusting ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ how can producer kit deal with these mfs.

[basil-from-omori]

tell me about ... red plants ....

I typed up an entire fuckinf essay and tumblr deleted it so here’s me trying to recreate it. i may cry. EDIT: did it again after I finished it. cool.

SO here are flowers that are red

- peonies. always a fave. my mom used to take lots of pictures of them. one of the few flowers off the top of my head I can think of that represent death. I don’t know much about their care, but I remember seeing them in Germany

- amaryllis…my fave my baby Girl. I love.. I love when it’s red it’s my FAVE ok. I explained them previously methinks

- bleeding hearts are interesting . look at That

NON flower red plants…

ok this is cool time

- copperhead copper plants are SO SO red and when I say red I mean oh my god that is certainly red. they like full to partial sun and aren’t picky about soil ph but like when it’s richer. and they should always be moist but not too moist. I want this so bad. it is beautiful and if I could have 1 new plant this would be it .

- tricolor stromanthe are also cool, they like bright indirect light and to be watered once a week or so. they are ez to keep alive but can be hard to keep pretty. anyways their coloring is a little weird, liek some leaves are red or some are only red on one side. weird ass.

this isn’t an exhaustive list at all, just my 5 fave red plants teehee. it’s now 4:39 am so im doing this half awake. aaaaaand post

[genlossneg]

ok. i didnt mind genloss, it was ranboos first massive project, theyre only 19 and a streamer, ok. but oh my god would it kill to take an improv class. the first 2 episodes felt like an snl skit. especially when it was branded as original and then was just some sort of frankenstein of different horror tropes from ranboos favourite horror media, that just reminded me of snl stealing joel havers skit lmao.

there were so much issues with it and i feel like i wouldnt mind as much if it was branded as a horror comedy a few months before the show, not 3 days before the show. a few months before and the weeks leading up to may 24th, it was branded as "you arent ready for this. this is groundbreaking, nothing will ever be the same after this show. this is serious." etc and then i think it was like 3 days before may 24th there was that fucking showfall media psa that just felt like ranboo saying "oh btw its a comedy" without warning it caught me so off gaurd lmao.

then he streamed after that sfm psa released and, if i remember right, people were asking about it being a horror comedy in chat and ranboo was like "well yeah obviously did u think id make a project 100% serious? no lol" (dont quote me on that though its been a while) now theyre saying gen 0 and gen 2 are going to be completely horror now, but i dont think thats true bc they also said gen 1 was mostly horror and none of it is

speaking of, the advertising was just lies lol. the whole "little to no filler :D" thing. it wasnt like ranboo didnt expect the improv to last that long bc the expected runtimes (from their tumblr post on may 23rd i think) were sometimes longer than the actual ones. 1st ep was meant to be 1-2 hours, it was 1 and a half, so that much filler and standing around going "what the hell man" was PLANNED. they just lied about no filler to make people excited. just be funny and i wont mind the filler. i like sneegs humour in his streams but here he was just bickering with ranboo. same with ranboo to charlie, charlie was the only one making actual jokes so when ranboo and sneeg were alone it was just "wait so why didnt you just-" "well idk i thought u woul-" "well why would i-" and when i tell you it drained my soul.

ive been a massive ranboo fan for about a year (im recovering dw), and after the game theory episode i got really hyperfixated on genloss (up until the sfm keynote thing i think). i was hyped for it back when T_1 was the only thing released for genloss, and followed it all the way up to the streams. i watched them live and my face was just like 😐 I WAS SO DISSAPPOINTED LMAOOO

the box being 18k pissed me off so much bc an experienced filmmaker/writer/director could make something so much better than genloss with just that 18k. i aspire to make my own live action thing one day, and like, hearing them go "oh yeah the box was 18k and jermas face prosthetics were 10k teehee🤪🤪" was just. AAAAA. and the thing is, like the prosthetics were funny, but spending TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS as a BIT from jerma going "what if i took off the mask and it just doesnt look like me lol" then framing urself as jesus christ and a victim. i am so mad.

idk how to feel about ranboo anymore, i used to watch like every 2nd stream for a while but then the whole "GUYS BUY MY MERCH also racism bad MERCH!!!!! BUY!!!!" thing made me rethink lol. the racist and misogynistic undertones in genloss made me so uncomfy, and while im not poc so i cant speak on that, i have enough sense to know that having the only poc in the entire show play evil rats is so tone deaf.

and niki!! i was worried when the teasers were coming out bc every single person shown in it was a white guy (and a white enby), so i was kind of happier when niki showed up, but then she died within the hour to "commentate on misogyny in media". ranboo thought that he was commentating on misogyny by contributing to it. did they think this through at all. i would have LOVED if they did something special with niki and something powerful, but all that happened was she showed up, cried, then died and now ranboo fans are going "ranboo was so real for this!!!". ik niki had control over her characters writing but im sure ranboo was the one who decided when certain characters died and stuff.

also i hate to say this but the mask flashing to signify if he was in control or not was EXACTLY like a thing in the undertale fanfic (sfw im not weird) i wrote when i was 12 💀💀the characters eyes would flash when they were under control bc edgy. it was so weird watching genloss with that in the back of my mind 💀💀💀💀

in conlusion, genloss had so many flaws and so much easy fixes that it just feels so sososososososo rushed. another year in the oven wouldve been ok i think.

woah this is long im so sorry i do not think only type oops

- the i feel like i should label what kind of anon i am lmao anon

sorry before i get to anything else the undertale bit caught me so off guard omg.

anyways.

it wasnt like ranboo didnt expect the improv to last that long bc the expected runtimes (from their tumblr post on may 23rd i think) were sometimes longer than the actual ones. 1st ep was meant to be 1-2 hours, it was 1 and a half, so that much filler and standing around going "what the hell man" was PLANNED.

this!! the way the second stream just.. dragged was so rough.

the poc/women diversity discussion is something we had on the blog a bit ago as im sure you've seen so i don't have a ton to add but. yeah there were certainly choices that got made there.

very much enjoying all the essays getting dropped in here (even if i feel like my responses are weak sometimes lmao)

[rainydrops]

I posted 667 times in 2022

That's 173 more posts than 2021!

230 posts created (34%)

437 posts reblogged (66%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@pastelpendant

@consensualdomination

@pins-and-spirals

@hypnepenthe

@rainydrops

I tagged 409 of my posts in 2022

Only 39% of my posts had no tags

#rainy babbles - 107 posts

#penposting - 92 posts

#rainy answers - 60 posts

#rainy talks - 46 posts

#toyposting - 32 posts

#rainys conditioning - 15 posts

#penposting  - 13 posts

#hypnosis - 8 posts

#rainy real - 7 posts

#teehee - 5 posts

Longest Tag: 76 characters

#even if the night ended badly its a beautiful day tomorrow with you in it <3

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

thinking abt the point in trance where ur just too blissed out n distracted that your only response to anything is

“nnghh”

142 notes - Posted January 20, 2022

#4

only trans people can see this post all others will be shot like a farm animal with mad cow disease

302 notes - Posted May 15, 2022

#3

anyone wanna hold me and bombard me with perfectly soft pleasant brainwashing until i cant remember how to talk, let alone think

310 notes - Posted January 11, 2022

#2

Day Two: Blink

She blinked.

“Just waaaatch the crystal. 5 minutes, no looking away, no cheating, and I’ll pay for dinner. Scout’s honor.”

She would roll her eyes, but that would probably count as cheating. So she just stared. This was sort of a stupid bit, now that she had the peace and quiet to think about it. Some moronic stageplay ‘hypnosis’ act. She could put up with the cornier bits, so she didn’t mind. She just couldn’t wrap her mind around how anyone thought this would actually work on someone.

Sure, it was easy on the eyes. It was nice to look at, had a pretty glow to it and about a million sides for her gaze to shift to. The facets all glittered in the sun, shining pretty light everywhere. She could admit it was nice to admire while she breezed through her time.

She blinked.

“There you go. Just watch and relax…”

She resisted the urge to tell them to shut up, but their voice only came to her in a muddied mumble. She was focused on the crystal dangling in front of her now. Had it gotten bigger since she refocused her attention? Or had she just…needed to stare longer..?

No, it seemed bigger since she blinked for sure. Or just closer. It didn’t matter—though her eyes lidded a little to counteract it. She didn’t know how much time had passed. She was pretty relaxed, to be honest.

She blinked. Slower, this time.

The crystal had most definitely dropped lower to her face. It twisted and shone in the pretty light, shining all its pretty colors across the walls, and it…it looked, um…

“…pretty…” she heard herself mumble, jaw slack, as her eyes fluttered slowly. No one else was doing any of the work—“hypnosis” or otherwise. As far as she was concerned, she was doing the heavy lifting. Her eyes, that was. They felt so heavy…and the crystal was drawing even closer, filling up her entire field of vision. It was so much to try and focus on all the glittering sides at once—too much. It was too…much…

Her eyes rolled back.

“…man. Only lasted 2 and a half this time. New record!”

324 notes - Posted November 5, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

for valentines day can i be your giggly pretty mindless toy, knelt in front of you and helpless to your complete control?

438 notes - Posted February 11, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

….yeah

[tetzoro]

OH AIMSIES MY PRECIOUS AIMSIESSSS !! HOW ARE YOU DOING MY LOVEEE ?? I MUST KNOW !!! guess who ( you already know by the size of the paragraph i fear… :3 !! ) BUT WAHHH !! THERE IS SOSO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT !!!!!!!! T^T

PLS oh my gosh you’re so right, it is like we are lil penpals !! i literally sit in my notes app typing out my little (not so little) response giggling and kicking my feet because EEEP !! I JUST ADORE TALKING TO YOU AIMSIES !! :> your goal is to get me to watch one piece you say ?? omg…and what if i told you… i actually did start one piece a while ago :3 i already have a zoro figure and he looks so darn silly HELP ( ive been roped in by the zoro lovers. nobody save me because i love it here !!!!!)

AHHHH IVE BEEN DOING GOOD !! im finally feeling more into spirit and doing things to make myself happy <3 i started a bunch of new animes and im totally loving them AGHHH !! im sorry that day was rough for you, im hoping you’re better by now because you deserve all of the happiness in the WORLD !! <3

oh my goodness for REAL !! bokuto fics are soso difficult to find… im struggling over here !! when i was in my akaashi phase ( still am to this day oh how i love my keiji <3) i scrolled all the way to the bottom of the akaashi x reader hashtag. like, i read every single one ever posted on tumblr. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE ???? IDK !!! T^T but omg… im letting you cook… someone grab me a bib and a silverware set >:3

RAHH HELP KUROO BETTER RUN AND RETURN WITH THOSE DOODLES !! i will make sure he remembers his promise teehee <3 tinky tried to draw some catsonas of you and kuroo… it didn’t work out too well. i had to console the big guy SOB pls he is too silly !! </3 HELP PLS I KNOW i went up to tsumu after that and smacked him back because ?!?!?! HE WAS BURNT TOO ??? he cant just do that and expect to get away with it !! he was cursing up a storm it was actually hilarious PLS T^T

OHHHHH YOU AND KUROO, KUROO AND YOU, AIMSIES AND KUROO KUROMY !! MY BELOVEDS FOREVER !!!!!! that is so sweet that he sometimes feeds you SOB !! imagine he’s feeding you your yummy funnel cake and you get some whipped cream on your lips, so he pauses what he’s doing… then you’re looking at him like “ ???”, and he tells you that you have something on your face… so while you’re trying to find it he just grabs your chin and kisses it off leaving u a blushy little mess <333 IM MELTING you guys are SO cute WAHHH T^T AND THE ROMANTIC MOVIES !! oh plz, he is just a secret little emotional lil guy, but he wants to share that with you !! i bet you sometimes when he’s watching those movies with you, he’s secretly thinking about taking you on some of those dates, or wanting to recreate some of those precious romantic scenes <3 he is just so enthralled with you and wants to be with you in every lifetime !! HOW PRECIOUS !!!!!!! <3

WAHHH AIMS YOUR KILLING ME HERE !! THE COWBOY BOKUTO SCENARIO ?? im levitating he is sososososososo CUTEEEEE T^T my lil protecter forever SOB !! him with a cowboy hat… im drooling SOMEONE grab me that lasso !! I NEED TO CATCH THAT COWBOY !!

HELP OH MY GOSH i just looked up those animes you mentioned PLSPLSPLS “say i love you” he is LITERALLY kuroo’s reincarnation thats so silly im giggling !! AND WAHH wotakoi : love is hard for otaku looks so DARLING !! if it has a dub version i must watch it <3 i looked at some screencaps of it and just by the atmosphere i too can TOTALLY see you and tetsu in it !! IS IT OFFICE ROMANCE ?? YOU GUYS ARE SO OFFICE ROMANCE !!!!! :3

EEEP me and tinky time !! YIPEEE !!!!!! so, for pets in our lil universe we have a fishy that we love so dearly ( his name is bubblto. yes, bokuto named it after himself </3) but for the future we want to get a golden retriever puppy !! kou is such a dog person and that’s always been my dream dog :3 ( in me and akaashi’s universe, we have kitties !! which applies to my real life teehee :> ) but YES !! kou reminds me so much of a golden retriever so its only fitting we got one and named it something cute when the time comes :3

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS !! MY OTP KUROMY QUESTION !! : do you and kuroo collect anything ?? if so, do you both by eachother things to add to one anothers collection ?? be it plushies, legos, buttons, i must know !! <3

OMIGOSH AIMSIES !! it is time… my ask does not end here because i am here with a yapfest. THE HAIKYUU MOVIE AND MORE !! ( my apologies in advance i feel so bad that im typing so much… forgive me </3)

for starters, THE HAIKYUU MOVIE AHHHHH !! STARTS SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS !!! i walked into that theater with my plushies and nekoma sweater ready to rock and roll <3 i walked out of that theater a new women. i was a bit sad there wasn’t much of kou, but kuroo made up for it because sweet LORD he looked so good :3 his laughs… the man pecs… his snarky comments… omg i was in heaven and im sure you were too. DAICHI CALLING HIM A DICK WAS SO FUNNY HELP T^T and omg !! i was so happy to see tendou there as well <3 EVERYONE LOOKED SOSOSO GOOD !! i must know what your favorite scenes were 😋

on other terms, can we talk about sanemi. sanemi shinazugawa love of my absolute life ??? pls aims he is so beautiful !! ive loved him since day one and im so happy that you love him too <3 we can giggle about him together !! my selfship with him is screaming in delight with the new season !! the dub couldn’t come any faster !! T^T HIS MAN BOOBS. sorry… im getting ahead of myself. i just thought id share that i’d like to kneed them like a cat… hes so delicious🙂‍↕️

ALSO AIMSIES WHEN THE HECK WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THAT BAKUGO WAS ONE OF YOUR BLORBIES AS WELL. we are the same i swear it !!!!!! katsuki is so precious, idk if you read the manga but the latest chapter was so :((( he is so precious NOBODY COULD EVER MAKE ME HATE HIM !! EVER !!

please excuse my yapfest i just had so much to talk about >_< i hope you’re doing well aimsies !! currently frolicking through the tall grass with you as we twirl under the sun, with our favorite men off to the side as they watch us with love and delight <3 we must have a picnic soon !! me you kou & kuroo !! SOB i missed you soso much </3 thank you for always being soso kind to me aimsies. there’s a lil tear slipping down my face because you are just so sweet and fill me with so much love !! YOU ARE A SHINING STAR !! i’m currently sending this letter off with a big smooch for you hoping it finds you well <3 until next time teehee !! MWUUUUAH <3

- :3 & tinky

MY BELOVED :3 !!! oh i am so sorry for how long this took me to respond. ive been reading it and rereading it ever since you sent it to me and i hope you know i cherish you with all of my heart ! it always makes me smile whenever i see you bloop into my asks <3

also we have the same brain methinks (or we share a lil braincell) bc i too type it all out in my notes app before i answer you :3

HOLD ON THO — you’ve watched a little one piece ?! oh i need you to come back and tell me all about it i fear … AND THE ZORO FIGURE ! i need to show u mine :> i have a few but i want more !!

im glad you’ve been doing well lovely <3 i know you watched windbreaker (still on my watch list sobsob im SO behind with anime rn) but what other animes have you been watching ??? did you watch ultraman rising … omg …

anytime you gush about me and kuroo i hope you know i literally ascend … jumping over the moon and dancing between the stars bc im so overjoyed LOL it means so much to me :’) i hope you know you were apart of the kuromy wedding mhm mhm you were right up there beside me with ur tinky ! we couldn’t have the day without u ;( !

you and bokutos pets are SAUR CUTEEE !!!! the lil fishie and golden retriever oh my heart … you guys are everything ! you and akaashi universe you say tho ??? is this a separate selfship or all together now hehe please i must know !

oh we def collect stuff ^_^ kuroo likes collecting cuff links for his suits. he has all sorts of ones and got hooked after his grandfather bought him his first set. he had so many different ones for so many different occasions ! (and not to mention so many that go with those silly ties) i definitely feed into it and try to find him cool & unique ones ! as for me.. i have my lil anime figure collection … i place them around the house aesthetically and he always indulges me 🙂‍↕️ im very picky about them but he knows what i like and will buy me the coolest ones at con !

TINKY TIME !!!!! okay so weddings on the brain i fear … do you and bokuto get married? if so, what’s the theme? aesthetic? colors? location ? WAAAAHH i wanna know all ! i love celebrating love sm im so nosy

NOW TO THE TASK AT HAND. the haikyuu movie. stop omg ur so cute going in with all your gear on !! an icon !! i wore my lil nekoma jersey to the second showing hehe had to rep man i fear i was over the moon for it though. that movie was so good i saw it three times and it wasn’t ENOUGH. i need to watch it again and again. kuroo caught sm strays in the movie BAHHAHA poor baby :((( made me think of a lil high school sweetheart au i fear ..

SANEMI AND BAKUGO PLS IM GIGGLING . you have taste my friend, excellent taste. i love them both so much but i haven’t given them nearly enough attention lately :( big sigh ! i miss them both dearly … need you to gush about them with me more !!!

SOB I LOVE U SO MUCH ! we are on our lil picnic rn and im feeding u strawberries and telling you all about the honeymoon teehee. thank you for being patient with me, i promise i wont take as long to respond next time ! june is just a v busy month for lil ole me !!!!! SMOOCHING U ALL OVER UR CUTE LIL FACE ! i hope life has been treating you well my dear

[leejungchans]

♡ thank you for one year ♡

i know i haven’t been very active lately for mental health reasons, but i haven’t forgotten that today is the one year anniversary of me making this blog, which also happens to coincide with atiny day whjshjqja so to my fellow atinys happy atiny day ☆彡*ﾟ･ﾟ｡

i was gonna post a request event today to celebrate but i’ll wait until i’m better and less busy in order to give it the full dedication it deserves <3

in the meantime, i just want to take this time to write some thank you notes to everyone who’s made this experience so wonderful; truly, my blog has become a little haven of sorts for me and i want to thank you all for being part of it :’) hopefully i can be more active soon and continue to deliver writing that will hopefully brighten your day even if it’s just by a little <3 this will get long so everything else is under the cut!!

♡ all my mutuals, readers, and anons

thank you to all my mutuals, readers, and anons for making this experience so wonderful, and it honestly wouldn’t be the same without you. whether we talk a lot or occasionally through asks/dms/discord servers, you’ll always have a place in my heart and i’m always wishing you the best; if we’re not super close yet, hopefully we can be in the coming years!! <3 big big hugs for you

♡ megan @bat-shark-repellant

hello bestie!!!! as of when i’m writing this you sent an ask a while back about how your first ask to me was from 270 days ago, but if my memory serves me right you’ve sent another one or two before that on anon so you’ve truly been here since my baby blog days ☹️💗 idk if i ever mentioned this but i’m pretty sure the first ask my blog has ever gotten was from you, and i remember feeling so excited when i saw it in my inbox ahsjjwjs ;-; thank you so much for all the support and love you’ve shown me, and i hope we’ll keep being friends in the years to come 💕 ily lots and i’m always wishing you the absolute best ❤️❤️

♡ aria @joshuas

hi ria!!! hwhehwjsj i was actually reading through some of the first messages we sent each other through tumblr dms back in june and ;-; i was so awkward hwjdjqjsk 😭😭😭😭 but look at us now 😻 thank you for being my brainrot buddy and i miss you lots during these few weeks :( i hope life’s been treating you well bc you truly deserve it 💗 thank you for your love and care, and i hope the world returns it tenfold and beyond <3 your work ethic is so admirable but i also hope you remember to take care of yourself physically and mentally ☹️ it’ll always be okay to give yourself breaks to recharge and come back stronger and with a clearer mind ;;;; so please show yourself lots of well-deserved love or i’m telling joshua >:( good luck with your exams!! ily more than joshua he can eat my sock (affectionate) ❤️

♡ lucy @seungcy

WIFE!!!! i’m so sorry we haven’t been able to talk as much as we used to lately ;-; but believe me when i say i miss you lots and lots ☹️ can you believe it’s only been a few months since we married in the bald house 🤧🤧 the real modern love story me thinks 💗 thank you for being the meganon to my megachan teehee <3 you truly spread so much energy and positivity to others and i hope you know how much brighter your presence makes the world 🥺 i said this in dms but thank you for your letter, it really did come at the perfect time ;-; i appreciate you so so much and i’m beyond grateful we met <33 please take care of yourself grrrr arf arf or i’ll steal all your boyfies >:c you deserve rest and love and ilysm muah muah!! keep purring meow 😻

♡ mei @januarystars

meme :EUWAH: hihihi it’s been a while ;-; i honestly couldn’t believe my eyes when i saw the first ask you sent me, i look up to you and your work sm so i was honestly kinda starstruck for a moment ahjsha :maelt: no i won’t stop talking about it bc it meant so much to me and i’m so so glad we met 🥺💗 i hope you’re taking care of yourself, staying hydrated and getting enough rest :( you work so so hard and i hope you know that your efforts will not be in vain, and i genuinely wish nothing but the absolute best for you, bc you deserve all the kindness and gentleness the world has to offer ❤️ stay safe and ily <33 wonwho and whozi love you but i love you more than them >:( and if they say otherwise i’ll fight them idc if their biceps are bigger than my head!!!! 🤺💗

♡ skye @sincerelyskye

yeye!!! :bweep: it’s been a while since we talked bc of my mini break ☹️☹️ but i hope you’ve been well and i miss you sm ;-; ❤️ you’re the first dinonara i met on tumblr so if i can thank the rat (affectionate) for only one thing it would be that i got to meet you <33 i’m gonna be saying this a lot in this post but it feels like i’ve known you for much longer when it’s only been 5 months-ish ;;;;; thank you for all the love and support you’ve shown me 💗 and trust that i will treasure the penpal letters i’ve received from you forever ;-; i hope you’re not stressing too much from uni these days :( you’ve got this and ily!! i hope the world will always be gentle with you and you really do deserve all the love and appreciation it has to offer ❤️

♡ hana @soonshuas

hello jeonghanwife <3333 it’s been a while ☹️☹️ i miss you lots and i hope you’re doing well ;-; 💕 your writing never ceases to amaze me and every time i read it it really does feel like i’m reading modern poetry or something 🤧 you’re so so talented and i hope you’ll always remember that :(( you work so hard so please take care of yourself bc you deserve to be happy and healthy 💗 thank you for the love and ily muah muah!! i hope the world treats you with kindness always and i’m giving you lots of forehead kithes muah muah <3333

♡ daisy @ateez-elena

JDAISY JDAISY JDAISY!!!! it’s kinda crazy how it’s almost been a year (?) since we first started talking 😭 you’re the first friend i made here on tumblr and i’ll always be thankful for that 💗💗 you are so so so sweet, genuine, supportive and talented, and i hope the coming years bring you nothing but happiness, health and success (by your own definition <3)!! i’m always wishing you the absolute absolute best, and ilysm!! thank you for all the support and love you’ve shown me ;-; i appreciate you far more than i’m capable of expressing ❤️ ily and take care!! let’s get through the rest of our semesters 😤 we got this!!! <333

♡ nini @cherryutas

JNINI 🤩 my favourite catboy and mountain boy luvr <333 i’m gonna be honest, when i first came across your blog i was definitely too shy to reach out to you to be friends bc you seemed so cool and talented (and ofc you still are hehe!!) 😭🤧 but i’m really really happy and thankful i got to know you in the end bc i couldn’t imagine not having you as a friend :(( i hope you’ll be able to find peace and comfort within yourself very soon, and i truly believe we both will 💗 ily and i’m always rooting for you, ilysm and so do your catboys meow 😻 take care and stay happy and healthy!!! sending you lots of love and hugs <333

♡ aurelia @lilacleias

hi aurelia 🥺🥺 meeting you here was such a blessing and i really wanna thank you for all the love and support you’ve shown me :((( 💗💗 i appreciate you sm and i hope you know how loved and appreciated you are too <33 it’s so fun brainrotting and spoiler-ing with you and our convos bring the biggest smile to my face :’) please take care of yourself and give yourself lots of breaks and water and snacks ☹️ i’m always here for you and wishing you nothing but the best <3333 i care u!!!! and ily!!!!!!

♡ @wonwooslibrary @networkluvs @hao-are-xu @woozi @cloudyhaos @svt-incorrect and everyone else in the coffee bald house :>

hi baldies 😻🧑‍🦲 it’s been a while and i’m so sorry for being a bit ia in the server :( i miss talking to you guys sm and i hope i can come online more soon!! talking to you all in the coffeehouse never fails to bring a smile to my face and i’m so happy i got to meet you all 💗 i hope you know how amazing you are and how much happiness you bring to the world, and i’ll gladly scream reminders of that every day bc you deserve to be loved and appreciated <3 wishing you nothing but the best always!! stay bald and beautiful muah muah 😻

♡ @eternaljoongie @yunascular @timextoxhajima @sanshiine @soonyouns @woopetals @skzfairies @atzaria @atinymonster @1-800-minji @1-800-enhypenbibi @solarswonderland @yunhosaurus @writingbeary @ggukkiedae @enhycloud @haniehae

hi bestiessss :> i’m sorry if we haven’t talked much especially as of recently bc of my semi-hiatus :( even if we don’t talk a lot, know that i’m always thinking fondly of you and you’ll always have a special place in my heart 💗 thank you so so so much for making my experience on this hellsite (affectionate ig) so wonderful and i hope we’ll become closer in the future!! i hope you’ll always be happy and healthy and ily lots!!! <3333

[gordvendomewhore]

For the ask game <3

A - Ships that you currently like a lot. (They don’t have to be OTPs because not everyone has OTPs.) Friendships, pairings, threesomes, etc. are allowed.

C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will.

H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., TV shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)?

J - Name a fandom you didn’t think about until you saw it all over Tumblr. (You don’t have to care about it or follow it; it just has to be something that Tumblr made you aware of.)

heyyy thank you for the ask teehee 🤭🤭 ik i literally reblogged this from your account LMAO so thank you, this was very considerate

i'm going to be answering most of these in regards to bully :)

these responses are gonna be a bit long so strap your boots on cowboys

A - ships i currently like

i am alwayssss thinking about bif/derby (berby 🥺) because they are my BOYS!! however, lately i was talking to my s/o about a post i made about unlikely prep ships (that apparently doesn't fucking exist because i couldn't find it again and had a mental breakdown over it), it reminded me of my love for bryce/vance!!!

when the bully discord was still a thing, me and my friends talked about unlikely ships and how u can basically ship... any two characters together. i don't remember how exactly we landed on bryce/vance, but it made sense to me and really settled into my heart lol. idk how to justify it other than wow! it just works. but if someone wants to know more, pls do feel free to send me an ask

other than that, i've really been into bryce/chad recently... they wrestle at night :)))

C - a ship i will never like

bro don't burn me at the stake for this, but there is one ship i just do not get behind, and anyone who knows me will know it but...

smopkins.

when i first played bully, which was two years ago, it was me revisiting it YEARS after i first discovered it as a young kid, and so i actually knew what shipping was lol. the first ship that came to mind for me was petey/gary, and while that is def popular in its own regard, it really surprised me to see how crazy people were for smopkins.

there's nothing wrong with the ship, i think a lot of art for it is cute (i have a good amount saved), and the fics certainly pack some emotion, but it just didn't click with me, and it never will lmao. and i think some people are too crazy about it, but that goes for ships in every fandom.

other than that, i don't really care for gord/vance. i did at some point, but i'm a jimmy/gord guy myself lol. it's still soooo so cute though.

H - favorite fandom source

well, obviously i like bully a whole lot LMAOO. there's a lot of freedom with the amount of side characters rockstar filled the game with, and they all have a surprising amount of personality put into them. there are endless situations to put all of them in with the small amount we've been given, and often this fandom just doesn't take advantage of it lol

other than bully though, i'm casually into borderlands and i used to have a haikyuu phase, so i check up on those two fandoms occasionally. i also LOVEEEEE the karate kid trilogy and watch the show that's out now (i have my gripes with it but whatever smh). i also like checking up on the rpg ib and one punch man every now and then. oooh and i can't forget detroit: become human.

J - fandom introduced to me through tumblr

uhhh none come to mind if i'm being honest haha. i don't really look at my feed unless i'm bored, so i'm only on tumblr to browse through tags for fandoms i know and post my own content.

i guess i didn't know the homestuck fandom was still active? LMAOOOO

thank you so much for these asks!!! i will make my way through the rest in my inbox <3

[uwumessenger]

random headcanons i have for each om! character teehee

hi it's been a while since ive posted some hcs bc uni has been kicking my a$$! luckily i only have a few papers to tidy up and im done. here r some hcs for each obey me character that ive accumulated over the past few months wink wonk

most are random but some constants you'll find are what i think they smell like, languages they can speak (other than their native (demon/angel) and eng/jp), and music tastes !

lucifer

i have a strong feeling that he showers twice a day: in the morning after waking up and at night before going to bed

his cologne is probably the type that will last in an elevator for like a week after he uses it once. i dont think this mf ever smells like anything other than his cologne

has a secret folder on his phone of semi-nudes and other scandalous pics from when he felt sexy at the time omg

aside from demon language/eng/jp he can speak french and knows latin

listens to classical stuff yea but he also listens to diavolos mixtapes (re: diavolo's section)

not a fan of sweets but will eat sweet things when craving

really bland sense of humor...borderline cringey 😭✋🏻

mammon

has gone to google images and searched for "inspirational quotes tumblr" "gold aesthetic tumblr" & "relatable crush post tumblr" then reposts it onto his socials or just taps thru them and giggles bc he relates

his cologne doesnt last as long as lucifers and probably smells common. he has to reapply a lot but it's a people pleasing smell. it's cheaper hence the constant reapplying

he probably does have an expensive bottle but is the type to totally overspray...eek

he is canonically a car guy 🥲 and probably tells the one in his room good morning & good night + kisses the hood every once in a while. has tons of car magazines

he doesnt really speak other languages but has attempted to learn spanish before

listens to whatever is on the radio. doesnt rly stan anyone but he eventually will listen to mc's playlist and mc's playlist ONLY

levi

lurks on mc's socials ALL THE TIMEEEE like he will rewatch ur stories and scroll thru ur feed and overanalyze ur tweets/rts or blog posts. if ur mc isnt the type to use sns much he still googles ur name all the damn time just to find any sites u might be on fjdjdjdjskks

probably streams on whatever youtube or twitch devildom site equivalent there is, but only has like 40 or so followers. which he is okay with!

until he sees someone else who gets more attention than him. then the envy starts kicking in bad. especially if they suck 🧍🏻‍♀️

classic gamer boy smell. you know, sweat, tears, must, and (sometimes) axe deodorant. lucifer has to do a scent check before he goes out to any event & lets him use his cologne. how sweet!

kpop stan!! more girl groups than anything and his ults are probably GIRLS GENERATION, wonder girls, twice, loona, & red velvet

cried when ioi disbanded and refused to leave his room. the only thing u could hear was downpour on loop at full blast

can also speak korean & communicate in echolocation like dolphins 😏

satan

listens to country music you cant change my mind

smells like whatever environment he is in. he doesnt really have a designated smell just throws some deodorant on and goes about his day.

he's sooooo bad at driving...gets road rage way too often so his license has been REVOKED

but hes totally a backseat driver. needs to be sedated on long trips

do not let him watch finding nemo when luke asks to watch it. it's not worth it. he will cause mass destruction.

if he was a human or lived long term in the human world he totally has the ability to be a doctor

is studying as many languages as possible, but he mostly knows latin & french & german etc etc. wants to learn all the dead languages out of curiousity

asmo

dont think this mf has ever held down a relationship. ever

he doesnt compromise much & is not willing to change his lifestyle to fit an s/o into it. you keep up with how he lives or it just isnt meant to be (but dont worry! he'll eventually learn...maybe,,,,)

has the hardest time out of everyone when it comes to breaking bad habits

his smell varies bc he uses a variety of perfumes (whatever is the most popular at the time) but he probably sticks to floral and fresh scents. he never uses generic people pleaser scents like mammon

listens to electropop, mainstream pop, & some alternative rock

as for languages he too knows french, spanish, italian, etc. in general, if it's a romance language he knows it!

opposite of lucifer in the sense where he loves sweets and will refrain from eating too many bitter things

i think we all know that asmo is the biggest rockstar of the group! he's probably been in a boy band at least once, but now he makes his own music

has tried to teach mammon how to sing once. ended up in a broken piano and bleeding ears...

beel

i feel like he is SO SHY

like unless ur close to him he will not start conversations or anything

i think he listens to r&b a lot ! and jazz 😎 maybe rock as well

smells like ur typical athlete with undertones of wet wipes. he carries them around bc he likes to clean his hands before he eats & is prepared for when theres no sink nearby

he can drive and he drives really well. no rough turns, parallel parks perfectly, and never has problems with merging

driving with beel is probably really soothing. left hand is steering the other is gripping ur thigh 😫

dont think hes really fluent in any other language but hes probably semi fluent in korean because levi wanted beel to help him out

definitely know how to order food in practically every language tho HAHAHA

belphie

he reminds me of randall from monsters inc

smells kinda musty IM SORRY but not the way levi does hes more like the kind of musty u feel or smell when it's a shitty morning

but that's only because hes so lazy, when he cleans up hes like satan

has definitely murdered multiple people before. mc is not the first 😐✋🏻

with that being said belphie has been put into prison at least twice when visiting the human world, the mf had such a strong hatred for humans theres no way he never got into trouble before

lucifer probably broke him out and they used the pen thingies from men in black to erase everyones memory of that 🙄

dont think he listens to anything other than music that'll put him to sleep. really likes lazy song by bruno mars but thinks that bruno mars put too much effort into the song. should have been one acapella verse and then finish

similar to beel hes only semi fluent in one language, probably french bc of lucifer. doesnt remember much but knows a couple of lullabies and bedtime stories

the sandman used to be his bff until they drifted. they do, however, like and comment on each other's sns posts.

diavolo

once he found out who nicki minaj was he became her #1 stan

def an ariana grande stan too 😌

choreographs dances when hes stressed...idk just seems like a diavolo thing to do

also makes rly bad soundcloud rap music sometimes. turns to poetry when hes feeling emo but only lucifer knows this. barbatos is suspicious of him but doesnt have enough evidence to confirm.

his dad is like hudson abadeer from adventure time aka marceline's dad? something must have influenced him to want to unite the 3 realms + he would need the approval to do so, so his dad must be more chill than all the others before him 🧍🏻‍♀️ IDK ok anyway

currently going through his hamilton phase bc of mc. whether mc's intent was to get him hooked onto it or just to explain it bc of something he saw online, he tells everyone that he found out abt it bc of mc!

this man cannot drive his skills are only second to jumin han

not too fond of many languages but knows the widely spoken ones like spanish, mandarin, etc. if it's taught in high school he knows it

smells like a las vegas casino. not sure why but i feel like he does. but there's also an interesting & nice smell to him if he embraces you. it's a smell you cant quite identify. but it smells nostalgic, it's mysterious, and it's tempting.

barbatos

very calm demeanor but underneath hes WILD hes probably done everything at least once oof

he just has a lot of control and stability over himself (must be nice!)

on a more angsty note i feel like he might have had his heartbroken sO BAD IDK he is hurting and maybe that's why hes so willing to obey diavolo and not abuse his time lord power thingies bc he learned his lesson the hard way

mans is so smart he knows every language you could switch languages mid conversation with him and he wouldnt be thrown off. he'd probably start speaking it too.

BUT HE SPEAKS VIET P E R F E C T L Y

listens to the same stuff as lucifer but also likes eminem. likes the movie 8 mile but criticized it heavily

have you ever been to a chinese herb shop? naturally, he smells like that. his room probably smells like it too. he doesnt really have a significant smell like some of the others

when he bakes he smells like whatever hes baking tho

one of the few out of everyone listed to have been able to travel to literally everywhere

solomon

was probably on kitchen nightmares once, but only to get feedback from chef gordon ramsay. then he used his magic to prevent the episode from airing...

was in an orchestra, one of the best times of his life. played the violin. asmo watched him in the audience once, but didnt approach him until well after that performance.

he CANNOT sing. he can, however, rap.

doesnt listen to music. he listens to podcasts! but every now and then he turns on background music, but prefers it to be instrumental stuff

never wears sunglasses. also does not have a driver's license. cannot drive a regular car. could maybe fly an airplane.

due to his immortality he has learned almost every language to exist, but finds himself speaking mandarin the most. knows most dialects too

similar smell to barbatos but u can also smell some sunscreen on him too. like, generic beach day suncreen

he has a lot of pact marks, so he once had the idea to match foundation to his skin. it took him two weeks but he eventually perfected a combination. yes he will help u find ur perfect shade if u ask him to

simeon

another country music man. has also made a tiktok or two to that one song that goes "he cant even bait a hook." they are private tho

angel country music exists and simeon invented it

if he visits the human world and wears more causal clothing he probably tucks his shirt into his pants

wears a speedo at the beach i tell u, speedo at the beach

he can speak german...i can feel it

uses his pointer finger to type and holds the phone like 2 inches away from his face so sometimes his nose will push a key hence all his typos

has no signature smell. he simply smells like your favorite scent all the time. if multiple people are around him at once, everyone smells a different smell. it's pretty rad

"what does he smell like to himself?" u may be asking. hmm...a church? 💀

luke

his first pet was a goldfish and a few months before the exchange program happened, he was given a koi pond!

secretly likes hanging out with levi sometimes just to play with henry. makes him miss his pet fish back home

so his favorite movie is probably finding nemo and he threw a fit when nemo touched the butt

luke is probably learning german bc of simeon, though he'd like to learn more of the dead languages just for fun

i dont think he listens to music often or has any preferences, he just listens to whatever is playing on the radio

but he finds himself listening to the music mc listens to

smells like freshly baked goods all the time. or fresh laundry. but like, not combined. just depends on the day

[fanatichistory]

The Dark Within Masterpost

My hero x villain series which is still ongoing :3 just a put together of everything thus far!

Here's the parts in order with the picrews at the end :) I will be adding more as the series progresses it will stay pinned on my blog until its complete!

Note: Tumblr says I can only have 10 links per post :0 I do have Part 10 up and ready to read! Once I have a few more chapters up I'll do a second link list for parts 10 and up :)

Picrew of the main characters in the series!

Team Leader! Also known as Leader and Jason. Hero name is Flaming Wrath. He is 27, a "big brother", ruthless and leads two teams. A very bad hero. Wants the city from his parents and be their Hero at any cost. The true villain aside from Supervillain. Powers are pyrokinesis, very high levels, he is able to manipulate flames, spark ignition, him and his suit are flame resistant but he likes the fact that most others aren't. Now deceased.

Maven, former hero, "little sister". Hero name is Black Crow. She is 25, submissive but smart and holds a vengeful heart. Hold more darkness inside than meets the eye. Powers are her ability to heal herself and others, absorb energy and information from another and energy manipulation (she can increase/decrease or change the direction of its flow).

Supervillain, 43, comes off cold to heroes and strangers but is big on family happiness deep down. Views Villain2 as an adopted son as well as Deimos and though she is willing to do anything to attain her goal she thinks of them as family and will not stoop to the Heroes level. Powers are Telepathy, Mind/Memory manipulation. She is also well trained in close combat, hand to hand and guns.

Deimos, 28, cold and always plotting ways to get at his nemesis Leader. Now with his nemesis dead he's focused on taking down the Academy of Heroes. Views Supervillain as a mentor and sometimes will admit to them being a mother figure. His powers are all things darkness related, umbraportation, umbrakinesis, shadow mimicry. Always used to being alone and in control. Doesn't remember life before villainy or crime but is just as big on family as Supervillain.

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Drabbles

[donuts4evry1]

ok but on that 'date or be killed' post where you tagged it w/ your aro blinders comment. Listen. how many of the routes in hatoful actually feel romantic? Cause I'd genuinely argue that there's very few that feel specifically Romantic. I think Ryouta's is the only one that's particularly blatant. maybe there's signs of Hiyoko having feelings in others, but that doesn't mean it's returned or that she has any issue with just staying friends. i'll die on this hill

Ooh yeah, you're definitely right about that. // Honestly, as an otome game, Hatoful Boyfriend is probably one of the more friendlier ones to aros who aren't exactly romance adverse but don't want to see like, actual romance haha. Seeing everyone as birds also kinda disconnects you from the "romance" part and allows you to focus on the story, which honestly, I'm really glad haha

Hmm, but now that you brought that up I kinda wanna rate all the routes by "explicit crush" level. (note it's been awhile since I've played through all the routes and the wiki didn't do a play-by-play of all of them... h)

Putting it under the cut because I have a friend who still needs to play the game and even tho we've finished all the routes she wanted to play through (I think?) and it's more fun to just learn ab it in-game and NOT in a silly tumblr post teehee <3. You know who you are

ED No.01: While It Lasts (Ryouta) Ro Rating: 9.5/10

This was the route specifically mentioned in the ask, and yeah honestly Tosaka specifically and clearly professing her love to Ryouta is most definitely a sign that romance was in here. //But like... also.... what if it was all platonic? y'know..... just being together for each other because they were really good friends........ my brain likes to second-guess itself when it comes to romance haha

ED No.03: Song of the Foolish Bird (Shirogane)

Ro Rating: 0/10

Nothing about this route was really romantic tbh. It was more focused on Shirogane's character development as opposed to his and Tosaka's relationship.

Heck, even when she gives him beans she only says she wants the two of them to get along, nothing more and nothing less. They live together, but she's just being a really good pal and letting him follow his dreams of being a musician and escaping the (admittedly) toxic household environment he had to live in. We all know Tosaka, she'd most definitely extend a hand of gracious hospitality to anyone in need and give 110% in supporting her friends' ambitions.

(Not to mention he's very, very gay. The thought of being in a romantic relationship with Tosaka probably didn't even cross his mind once.)

ED no.04: Dream's End (Fujishiro)

Ro Rating: 8/10

They did confess to each other in the end I guesssssss.... But idk it all seemed kinda sudden to me. He only started to warm up to Tosaka recently and I could only really see them as good friends. Ouch :<

Tbh Tosaka acts a bit like an energetic older sister, trying to break him out of his shell to no avail haha.

ED No.05: Yuuya Only Lives Twice (Sakazaki) Ro Rating: 2/10

I don't remember exactly if there was a confession but becoming Sakazaki's partner-in-crime (so to speak) is most definitely a Tosaka thing to do. She loves to put wrong-doers to justice!

And also, while incredibly charismatic, Sakazaki definitely lets some of his insecurities and worry slip through the cracks of his mask. Tosaka would most likely be very worried about him, especially after it's known that he skips school often. Which would explain why she keeps going after him independent of any romantic feelings.

I guess you could interpret that as romantic if you wanted to tho, but I like to think it's subtle.

ED No.07: 2011: A Pudding Odyssey (Oko san) Ro Rating: 0/10

There wasn't any romance in here!! at all!!! Just a fun route where you help Okosan be his true puddi self!

This kind of plays out like... a shounen manga story haha. Going on a shounen-esque adventure?? Dropping out of school??? Finding treasure of grandeur? Peak vibes.

If you saw romance in this you're wrong /lh

ED no.08: What May Come (Nanaki) Ro Rating: 1/10

the ending of the route rly made me uncomfy tbhhhh,, like that's ur student you're talking to Nanaki plssssss don't say that ghjdsbf.

It all just kind of boils down to Tosaka: "I kinda like you, is that ok?" Nanaki: "You're a nice girl Tosaka, but I don't have the capacity to fall in love right now so come back later maybe? oh and also you're still my student bllblbllbl"

yeah. i don't wanna rate it higher :<

ED No.10: The Happy Couple (Iwamine) Ro Rating: -9/10

MAN, do I have loads of interpretive tea to spill on this. (Again, kind of uncomfortable about it but the fact that this ending was messed up in more ways than one kind of makes it easier to digest, believe it or not)

Iwamine most certainly vocalizes his feelings towards Tosaka, but I suspect it's not really "love" (the wiki was also inclined to agree, saying he was probably more attracted to her brain or eyes). Maybe it was just aesthetic attraction he was mistaking for romantic attraction, or maybe it was some other kind of toxic attraction. I believe most aroaces can relate to not being able to differentiate types of attractions, and considering Iwamine's emotional history he would most DEFINITELY not even have a chance of getting a hold of those. Obsessive, destructive love + not knowing how to express that is most certainly an equation for disaster.

Tosaka wonders if she was frozen because of love or something but I think it was just. Shock. After all, the doctor isn't usually so affectionate(?) with her and hearing him spout all that nonsense... ouch.

The player eventually answers "yes" to his question in the end but we were forced to. Iwamine may have given us a "choice" but considering it was all the same answer choices, he could've just been projecting the answer, independent of Tosaka's feelings (she's dead, after all! The only way dead people can speak is if you're imagining they speak).

The man really needs someone to show him genuine affection, he desperately needs it. And DEFINITELY not from Tosaka, she got herself killed hgjsdhfj.

ED No.11: To the End of Emptiness (Higure) Ro Rating: 3/10

THEY HAD A SUPER EPIC ANIME BOSS BATTLE AND W O N.

The end is mostly just Tosaka being totally affected by Higure's super hallucinogenic vibes and recalling his timeline.

Though, when she does give him beans, he IS embarrassed because the other birds in his class might make fun of him for being in a relationship... BUT, consider this: maybe he doesn't want to be in a relationship :0. Plus, we get this information from Tosaka, who is shakey at best with her Anghelism translation, so it can't be assured that that's accurate to what he said or felt (she has the perception of a potato, anyhow. as we see in many of her inner thoughts and dialogues she COMPLETELY misreads people all the time).

He also gives her a charm for "easy childbirth" but tbh Higure just doesn't seem like the kind of person to use innuendos to show his affection so either a) it's actually genuine and he wants Tosaka to have an easy childbirth or b) that's just the only charm he had on him at the moment.

ED No.12: Carve It Into Your Soul, Kid! LOVE★BLASTER (Koshiba and Rabu) Ro Rating: 9/10

The romance isn't for you, but it's still really sweet and over-the-top. I absolutely adore these two love birds <33

1.14 ED No.13: To Be The True Java Sparrow (Koshiba) Ro Rating: 1/10

Really depends on how you read it, which is why I gave it a 1. Tbh Azami seems to be more of a mentor figure for Tosaka as opposed to a romantic interest. The law-abiding biker gang is still actually pretty epic tho :D

I'm not gonna rank Nishikikouji's route bc 1) I haven't played through it (it's not available on PC) and 2) I ran out of images so you can't see him :(. From what I read on the wiki it just seems like Tosaka's keeping his dumb ass alive tho, which isn't very romantic Nishikikouji is just hungry for revenge (and death at the hands of Iwamine, apparently)

so yea that's it :D feel free to add whatever you want or anything.

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Bestie, from one hevans shipper to another, what is it about Hevans that does it for you? Why are you a shipper? What was the moment that made you realise you felt this way? What are your favourite cannon moments? What are your favourite headcannons? Tell me EVERYTHING teehee uwu

ASJHF THANK YOU FOR THIS ASK ILY!! This got long so everything is under the cut...... sometimes I just can't shut up about them. I love these boys so much <3

OKAY SO I actually made a masterpost type thing of reasons that I ship hevans, which you can find here

BUT I WILL ADD TO THAT LIST OF THINGS! I also love how the au's aren't that far removed from canon. Like. A secret relationship when they're living together in s3? Yes please! It's not too crazy to think about model!sam x vogue!kurt, swimmer!sam x kurt , & jock!sam x cheerio!kurt. These tropes all take from things that are canon, which is something that I love. You don't have to change a whole character and their interests to write stuff.

Bestie, on the moment that made me realize I ship them... I'm sorry to say this but I used to... really not like Hevans. Like before I came onto Glee Tumblr, I used to lurk on Glee Instagram and whenever ppl posted about Hevans on there, I was like "Okay... and... what's even the point" (but then again I didn't ship any crackship/non-canon ship at the time). BUT OH GOSH then I joined the Glee fandom on here... and I remember searching through the Hevans tag bc #yolo & after scrolling past the third gifset, I was like "Fuck, I think I ship them now."

On top of that, I think what really got me hooked wasn't the canon scenes (although I do love those so much), but it was the thought of how much they would help each other grow as people. Like if you look at Kurt and Sam, they are both rocks for people in there life and are always there for them... but they don't get much of that reciprocated. Like we don't see Kurt asking for help with things he's struggling with past s2x06. AND! That's especially seen with his father's health problems. Sam has been through family troubles too, he knows how hard it is to ask for help and I think he would encourage Kurt to open up to people and not internalize all of the pain he's going through. And okay this part is canon, but Kurt helped Sam so much when he was homeless. Like Kurt was selfless enough to go out of his way and help out Sam when he was at his lowest, that shit gets me right in the heart. I just think they would be great for each other and encourage each other to be the best versions of themselves.

My favorite canon moments would probably have to be when Sam fought Karofsky for Kurt and deadass everything in season 6. On fighting Karofsky, I know that Kurt doesn't need anyone to defend his honor, but try to look me in the eyes and tell me it isn't fruity to get into a fistfight for a guy that you've just met. Like Sam barely knows Kurt, but here he us throwing punches in the locker room. It's just all in how much Sam must have cared about Kurt to do that for him.

And on the s6 scenes..... OH BOY.... Hevans should have dated in s6. Like okay okay 1) that scene where they're talking to everyone about a plan to bring Rachel back to New York. How Sam keeps on looking at Kurt.... and they way they turn to look at each other.... wow I love them. Oh and dear God, I die a little bit every time when I see that shot where Sam brushes his hand across Kurt's arm... please kiss already. And idk man just the thought of Sam and Kurt hanging out after work (maybe at the Lima Bean) and coming up with a plan to help out one of their friends get her life back on track. They're both such caring people and work so hard to make those that they love happy.

I made posts for Hevans headcanons, which you can find part 1 here and part 2 here.... maybe one day I'll make a part three... hmm just maybe. BUT UNTIL THEN!!! I will give you some little headcanons hehehe

- Kurt babysat Stevie and Stacy alongside Quinn.

- The reason why Kurt wasn't in that video about how great Sam is, is because Kurt put together something special for him that was super personal. It's a list of reasons why Kurt loves Sam... they're broken up at the time so Sam seeing how Kurt wrote "loves" instead of "loved" makes him fight to get back together with Kurt. So not only does this list of things give Sam motivation to not give up in life, but he also gets a boyfriend out of it.

- Kurt helped Sam touch up his roots and trimmed his hair.

- Branching off of what I said earlier about Sam and Kurt meeting at the Lima Bean to conspire about how to help Rachel, they played footsie underneath the table. And it took all of their strength to not reach over and hold each other's hands on top of the table... bc they didn't know if their relationship was at the point yet of holding hands so casually.

- Kurt bought Sam those soda and candy flavored chapsticks from Claires. Kurt ended up loving the scents of some of them and stole them for himself... but Sam could tell right away that Kurt stole them based off of the flavor of his lips.

- They're both huge Taylor fans and made sure to go to every show together, even when if they were on a break. (This is based off of Kurt's love for female artists & Sam's love for country).

- Carole knew they were dating before they told anyone about their relationship. Burt sensed there was a new boy in Kurt's life, based off of how he was acting, but didn't know who. Carole could tell it was Sam because of how Kurt always suddenly wanted to hang out with Finn when Sam came over to play video games.

- Kurt helped Sam get some modeling jobs through his Vogue connections before he quit modeling... Isabelle absolutely adored Sam and wanted to hire him on as a full time model.

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why did you choose your url? Well, I love the gemstone sapphires + they're my birthstone. I've liked wolves for quite some time now and 100 is just a really good number :3c

any side blogs? if you have them name them and why you have them. The most "active" side blog I have is an rp blog dedicated to Hellhound characters. I don't go on it much but it makes me a bit sad since I haven't been able to keep up on here OTL

how long have you been on tumblr? Oh Lord... I think I had an older blog on here back in 2011 but it was short-lived. So I made this one and it's been active since '13... so technically 10 years. But if we're talking this blog, then only 8.

do you have a queue tag? Nope why did you start your blog in the first place? I kept being convinced and pleaded to come to tumbls, and I eventually did. I'm happy I made that decision bc I have met a lot of wonderful people on here :3c

why did you choose your icon/pfp? It's me as one of those cute picrew things! I can't for the life of me remember who made the exact picrew but I love it.

why did you choose your header? Bc I'm a sloot for Richard ZK and I don't think I'm gonna take it down bc look how sexy it is? HELLO? (It's been there for like 4 years so HEHEE) It's wonderfully personalized too -chef's kiss-

what’s your post with the most notes? I think it's either an old "skeleton war" post where my goofy ass tried to don as many skeleton themed garments on me and be silly, or it was a piece of live action TMNT fan art that received like 150+ notes?

how many mutuals do you have? M a n y I may not be on here much or talk much but I love y'all OOOUUUGH

how many followers do you have? -checks- Whaaat I have 1,310 now?! Y'all must really love me huh

how many people do you follow? 211

have you ever made a shitpost? Yeah I've made quite a number WHEEZE how often do you use tumblr each day? Lately I come on here for maybe an hour or two then I buzz off bc I'm busy doing other things OOOUUUGH I used to be on here so much;;; did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won? Nah how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts? Depends on what it is

do you like tag games? Yes OOOUUUGH If I could remember to do them half the time -slaps my brain- do you like ask games? y e s

which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous? No idea But y'all are stars in my eyes teehee do you have a crush on a mutual? Not that I can think of tags? @cryptonoid , @an-absolute-kent , @gamersucklet , @dreaming-for-meaning , @vennumbra , and anyone else who'd like to uwu