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Requiem Mirror; Chapter 7: Midnight stroll
10 p.m., Billie sits near the bar at the Black Dragon fight club, sipping a drink while still shaken up after the event that took place a week or so ago. Soon enough, Kano comes in to check on his daughter. He pulls up a folding chair and sits by the dragoness.
Kano: Hey, you good, girl? Still shaken up about what happened in that arena?
Billie: Huh? Oh uh, yeah, thanks. I'm fine, don't worry.
Kano: Ya know, I went through something simmilar in my day.
Billie: When did ya become a gandpa?
Kano: (chuckles) I'm serious though. But hey, there's a reason I gave you that knife for keepsakes.
Billie: Thanks for lookin' out, pop.
Kano: It's aight. Now go to sleep, you need to rest.
She heads to her room and waits for a couple hours for it to be completely silent. She looked at her phone to see a message by the caped crusader that reads „Meet me @ the bridge near that fast food when u can“ she responded with an „OMW“ and climbed out of her window and went to the place they're ment to meet up. Sometime around midnight, Nico is leaning on the side of the bridge and notices Billie walking down and waving him hi.
Nico: Maybe you could have came over before the police hour?
Billie: Maybe I would've made it sooner if I didn't have to get here from 2 miles away.
Robin: Alright, sorry, no need to get your green steamed.
Billie: So, why'dya called me here for?
Robin: I, don't really know. Guess I want to know the other side a bit better. Plus, you didn't tell me everything.
Billie: Sure.
They walked down the street, with the city lights glimmering bellow them. The two spitball questions like „how's it going?“ and such, and it was like this for the fifteen minutes, but then bird man started asking more in-depth things.
Robin: So, is there something you didn't tell me the first time we talked properly?
Billie: I'm not getting into this scar on my neck. Not in a thousand years, ya bird-fucker.
Robin: Alright, playing hard to get i see... Hey how 'bout this? I tell you my story that i've never told anyone ever, and in exchange, you can consider telling me about that scar. Deal?
Billie seemed anoyed, but intereseted where this could go. She shrugged and responded.
Billie: Sure, shoot.
Robin: I, never really had someone to rely on. As a kid, my folks and I lived as slaves under Shao Kahn's iron fist. I managed to escape, but when i came back with these blades (tugs his jacket, revealing his two daggers), I was too late. They were killed and, my spirit was broken, and I slain every living man in that outpost. I've got my revenge, but at what cost?
Billie's eyes grew wider, as she didn't know this tragic story of her new found friend.
Nico: I started hunting and killing one or two crimminals, like a hyper-violant web slinger that I almost completely am.
Billie: Jesus Christ... I'm, sorry I didn't...
Robin: Hey, don't worry about it. I let my almost childish nature take over, it dulls the stress. And helps me cope with how thing are currently.
Billie was shocked, as she didn't know someone like Robin could have such a dark past.
Billie: I... Never really gave much though to other's stories. I guess I've been blinded by my own demons that I didn't know how some people can be so scarred.
Robin: There's nothing wrong with not knowing those around you. It's wrong to judge by purely first impression. Or not asking without knowing someone in the first place. That was bassically our first meeting a year back.
Billie: Oh yeah, I forgot 'bout that whole fiasco. And uh, sorry I tried to kill you durring the whole other-world tournament thing.
Nico: Hey, i'm sorry you had to almost relive through the neck cutting thing, speaking of which...?
Nico said, as he gestured toward the scar on the dragonesses neck.
Billie: Alright... my pops, mum and I were on a mission, and during an intervention arc bullshit, was done by some Reiko bastard.
Robin: General Reiko? He's just a menace through and through, huh?
Billie: Don't worry about it. Decapitated him afterwards.
Robin: You?
Billie: Yep.
Robin: Killed Reiko?
Billie: Yeeep.
Robin: By decapitation.
Billie: With a spear I made up from blood magic.
Nico: I'm impressed. Even i didn't dare stand up to the likes of Shao and Reiko.
Billie: They really need to learn to stop jobbing.
Robin: Absolutely, they needed some new hobbies.
They lived and laughed as the snow started to fall down and the lights bellow shimmered. They even grabbed a coffee on the way back. Robin even explained Siris why Tremor and Kabal left the B.D.
Billie: so, what you're saying is: Tremor left because Smoke convinced him that he doesn't belong to me dad, and uncle Carlos dipped all those years back because he got fed up with doing crime and shit. Right?
Robin: Where theres Smoke, theres drama, and now they're both retired. Tremor went to find some place called „the Dream realm“ and Kabal has retired permanently. Who knows? Maybe be got married with the woman of his dreams and is living happily. But thats just a theory.
Billie: Kabal married? That's a mental image I never thought I needed.
Robin: May even sound dumber if he were married to a demon woman and got a puppy.
Billie: (laughing hysterically) I don't Know what's funnier, the fact you just said that, or the fact that i imagined him living in a highly weaponized mansion while monologuing...
The crusader laughed along, as he held onto the steel railing of the bridge. They exchange insults, as they deside to call it a night and say their goodbyes.
Billie: Hope to see ya again, ya red fuckwit!
Robin: You too, blood-bitch. Whoops, recycled jokes!
They wave goodbye and head back to their factions base's. Billie, not awakening anyone, heads back to bed. Robin, almost perfectly quietly sneaks back to the bedrooms through the lounge, but was eventually caught by Sonya.
Robin: (whispering) Do you ever go to sleep?
Sonya: (whispering back) Do you ever stop sneaking around? What were you doing out there?
Robin: (smirking) Just taking in the night air. You should try it sometime.
Sonya: (raising an eyebrow) You're up to something.
Robin: Just enjoying the peace and quiet. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got beauty sleep to catch up on--
Sonya: You're terrible at lying.
Robin: What do you mean?
Sonya: I've known you long enough to see when you're hiding something.
Robin: I've worked here for less than 5 months, the fuck you mean?
Sonya: You've got that look, like there's more going on in that head of yours than you let on.
Robin: (giggling) Maybe I'm just a mysterious guy.
Sonya: (rolling her eyes) Mysterious, my ass. Don't get into any trouble, or you answer to me.
Robin: (jokingly) Kinda doing that right now, and I'm losing minutes of sleep because of it.
Sonya: (unimpressed) You're always finding a way to test my patience, aren't you?
Robin: Part of my charm, captain of zero f's.
Robin went back to his room. Johnny eventually wakes up to this commotion, holding his pre-heated mug of coffee, looking higher than a kite.
Johnny: (yawning) What's going on? Did I miss something?
Sonya: Oh, nothing much. Just your protégé sneaking back in past curfew. You know, the usual.
Johnny: Which one, Cassie, Takeda or Robin?
Sonya: The outworld one.
Johnny, taking a sip of his coffee, raises an eyebrow.
Johnny: Oh, the new kid? What he do?
Sonya: He keeps sneaking out without anyone's permission, like some teen in a phase...
Johnny: Hey, reelaaax, hun. I'll talk to him when I can, you just go to sleep.
Sonya seems sceptical, but does trust her husband. She goes to sleep and Johnny finishes his coffee, as he heads to Robin's room.
Johnny knocks on Robin's door.
Johnny: Hey, Red! Mind if I come in?
Nico: Yeah?
there was a small pause, followed by light chuckles.
Nico: Sure, Mr. A-list, come on in.
Johnny walks in, looks around a bit before setting his gaze on Red Robin.
Johnny: So, the mysterious night wanderer, huh? What's the deal? I thought Sonya was the only one pulling late-night stunts around here.
Nico: Yeah, about that...
Nico looked around, making sure Sonya wasn't around, closing the door.
Nico: Mr. Cage, you've got to promise me you won't tell this to anyone.
Johnny, at first confused but interested, nodded.
Johnny: Sure, wassup?
Nico: Well, I might've had a little rendezvous with someone from the Black Dragon. You know, just an informal chat on a bridge.
Johnny raises an eyebrow, intrigued.
Johnny: Black Dragon, huh? What were you doing chatting with the enemy?
Nico: Relax, relax, it's not what you think. We just had a casual exchange of stories. You know, the typical hero and villain bonding over a juice kind of thing.
Johnny: Hero and villain bonding? Never thought I'd hear that one.
Nico smirks.
Nico: Yeah, well, sometimes the lines between hero and villain get a bit blurry.
Johnny chuckles.
Johnny: You're telling me, kid. So, what's the story? Bonding with the enemy?
Nico starts sharing the details of his conversation with Billie, including the exchange of personal stories and the deal about revealing secrets. Johnny listens, nodding at times.
Johnny: Well, well, well. You're playing the diplomat, huh? Just don't let Sonya catch you fraternizing with the enemy. You know how she is about protocol.
Nico: Trust me, I'm already on thin ice with her. I don't need more reasons for her to chew me out.
Johnny laughs.
Johnny: Good luck with that, Nico. Just be careful, okay? Not everyone in the Black Dragon is as friendly as the one you met on that bridge.
Nico: Thanks, Mr. Cage. I'll keep that in mind.
Johnny pats Nico on the shoulder.
Johnny: Alright, now get some sleep. We've got a world to save or something like that, right?
Nico grins.
Nico: Right, Mr. Cage. World-saving duty calls.
Johnny leaves the room, shaking his head with a smile, while Nico gets ready for some well-deserved rest.
Johnny, walking back to his room, he passes by Hsu Hao's cell. (Hey, remember that guy!?)
Hsu Hao: Hey, Cage.
Johnny: Hey, Hao.
Hsu Hao: You know, it's been ages since anyone acknowledged my existence. What's the occasion?
Johnny: Just doing my nightly stroll, you know, keeping an eye on things. How's the cell treating you?
Hsu Hao: Oh, you know, the usual. Cold, lonely, and the view sucks.
Johnny: Can't say I feel sorry for you, considering the stuff you pulled back in the day.
Hsu Hao: Fair enough. So, what's the gossip around here?
Johnny: Well, we've got a mysterious artifact causing chaos, and we're teaming up with the Black Dragon to sort it out. You'd love the drama.
Hsu Hao: Teaming up with the Black Dragon? Now that's a plot twist. What's the catch?
Johnny: You sound like my wife. Anyway, long story short, our kids got dragged into some interdimensional mess, and we're all trying to clean it up.
Hsu Hao: Intergenerational drama, huh? Classic Cage.
Johnny: You know it. Anyway, don't get too comfortable in there. I'm sure Sonya will find some mission for you sooner or later.
Hsu Hao: Oh, joy. Can't wait for that.
The night continues, Johnny goes to bed, and Hsu Hao looks up at the ceiling, falling asleep.
#mortal kombat#mediocre writes mk#writing#mortal kombat au#mk#smoke screen au#mk oc red robin#mk oc billie#johnny cage#takeda takahashi#cassie cage#sonya blade#mk tremor#mk kabal#HSU HAO MENTION BABY!!!#hsu hao#remember that guy?#fanfiction#mortal kombat oc#mortal kombat fanfiction#mk memes#humor#writing humor
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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again
#also yes im aware of the shit CEO and his shit practices f*ck that guy lol#that’s why i wrote the word ‘FAILING’#wow how tf did this get almost 100k notes… social media is flopping so hard#remember fuck the technocracy 🫶
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>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
#anyway this is why i'm the way i am about politics and people who advocate against 'participating in the system'#i am on my way to becoming one of the ten guys and frankly? it's fucking exhausting#i chatted with the union president afterwards and he got this haunted look in his eye#and was like 'i'm glad to see you getting involved but remember you can say no. you can always say no.#don't let anyone bully you into doing more than you want to. make time for yourself. YOU CAN SAY NO.'#which was good and much appreciated advice! but also. ominous
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legal disclaimer that I'm not saying we should execute CEOs in the street, but what if we doxxed them. what if we plastered their names and faces all over social media. what if we made them nervous to go out in public for fear of actually experiencing a single consequence for their actions. what if we built a culture where CEOs get regularly bitch-slapped in the street is what I'm saying
#what do u want to bet that would affect their definition of 'acceptable business practices and standards'#remember that guy who just straight up punched trump in the face? yeah more of that
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I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts
#I always get so weird about being specifically excited about making two characters be friends#and be really close esp compared to canon.#and I’m like eujhh what if this is. Weird.#and then u remember I wouldn’t feel nearly as weird were it a ship bc that’s just like. Standard behavior.#more giving a fuck abt guys being buddies 2024#text posts :0]#todays post is brought to you by isabeau and odile interacting in isat
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being a mario rpgs fan is such a wonderful experience its like man what do you mean youre drawing soul-crushing angst of the funny mustache guys that say wahoo yippee. you are having a joke on me
#skye's ramblings#and then you play the rpgs and remember theyre just like that. thats just how they are#points tothe silliest man youve ever seen inyour life. this guy was the ideal host for an artifact made to erase every world from existence#alternative spm title: Luigis Terrible Shitty Fucking Day from Hell
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pov httyd1 astrid
#how to train your dragon#httyd#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#hiccup haddock#toothless#hiccup and toothless#ivan shitson the killer of grass !!!#sometimes i remember i can do whatever i want#not as intimidating as i thought it would be but iii dont know whats wrong and i think it still slaps so eh lesgo#a thousand fucking notes guys its not even that funny tf??
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grian wearing his wedding suit to the Minecraft movie premiere


#it’s him and this colour against the world#GUYS I DONT MEAN ANYTHING BAD BY THIS BTW !!!!!!#ITS GOOD TO REUSE YOUR GOOD CLOTHES !!!!!!!#it was just funny to notice. i saw him and remembered his wedding pictures on IG
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Getting inspired to write is actually really easy! All you need to do is be the busiest you've ever been in your entire life and as far away from a computer as humanly possible. Hope this helps 🥰
#i just know the guys in the titan sub suddenly remembered all their abandoned wips and felt real crushed about it#writeblr#writing#writing inspiration#writing inspo#writing community#writing memes#writing humor#writing problems
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post work stress doodle that sorta turned into a lighting study? i miss inquisition
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#suggestive#dragon age#scribbles#my art#remember that series of paintings victor maury did where he painted little guys in photos he took and lit them accordingly?#this is like that but shitty#happy dragon age day!#quinn#i am not fucking drawing his arm tattoo
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He did eventually sign it
#sonic movie universe#stobotnik#doctor ivo robotnik#agent stone#initially i wanted the marriage one to happen with movie 3 ivo#but then i remember the government erased all evidence of him and therefore he legally doesn't exist and can't get married#which i guess means that they also had to discover they were married and erase that too?#or i guess maybe they didn't realize and the only evidence of ivo Robotnik left is a marriage certificate only stone knows about#anyway this concept is unhinged for a number of reasons and that makes it very funny to me#first stone just. signing whatever the hell the doctor wants without checking what it is#you just know he signed dome heinous shit. body modification was probably included somewhere#then robotnik trying to trick him into marriage! why??#well i assure there's not a romantic thought in his head while doing it#he just thinks stone is his and that it should be official#but he also knows what it looks like so he didn't want stone to find out#also the fact that he doesn't even know the guy he's trying to marry'#real name like... okay#the fact that stone is not bothered by it and he in fact redid the certification so it would be official#THE FACT THAT THIS IMPLIES EVERYTHING ELSE HE SIGNED IS NOT LEGALLY BINDING BECAUSE HIS NAME WAS WRONG#you get it i think it's funny
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Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022
#ev nautilus#nautilus live#marine biology#sea creatures#ocean animals#marine animals#works#HI THERE AGAIN#LOOK AT THESE LITTLE GUYS#I love them so much!!!#talented brilliant incredible amazing show stopping etc#remember when I made gifs of the older streams#I never know how to tag these though
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In Kalim’s defence half the school is gnc and/or alt. Jamil’s new gyaru friend could’ve been anyone.

#anyways shoutout to Kalim for being one of the most accepting guys in the game. none of his business who attends#‘sorryyy I’m no good remembering faces >_<’ ok but one is a woman in very eye catching/memorable fashion and the other is a literal monster#look at my housewarden dawggg we’re ranking last in the exams 😭#twst#twisted wonderland#twst kalim#kalim al asim#twst jamil#jamil viper
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The girls are fightingggg in FNAF 2 movie
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#abby schmidt#toy freddy#mike schmidt#guys I hope so bad the toys and Withereds have beef#I REMEMBER when fnaf 2 dropped that was like all the art around it#I LOVE THAT headcanon#I want these dudes to fight#make them petty#I know the next movie is gonna be more spooky scary#but least give me one crumb of this
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you dislike Luke Castellan because he disagreed with an oppressive government system and actually took action to change the abusive ways him and his peers have been forced to follow for millennia.
I dislike Luke Castellan because in the Titans Curse he manipulated Annabeth, who he raised as his little sister, into holding up the sky, the FUCKING sky, for over 20 hours and had the audacity to walk away as though he was completely apathetic towards it while she begged and pleaded with him to help her.
we are not the same.
#I agree with Luke’s beliefs 100%#I don’t agree with his actions#but I specifically remember Luke seeming real fucking unaffected while leaving Annabeth to endure being literally crushed to death#the rest of the halfbloods that joined the titans army had good intentions but Luke… oh boy#I’m sorry I can’t help but disagree with his actions#percy jackon and the olympians#luke castellan#annabeth chase#percy jackson#percy series#camp half blood#pjo hoo toa#some ppl in the comments pointed out shit I forgot ty guys#like the way he manipulated Silena and Annabeth because he knew they loved him is literally pedophillia 🤢🤮#I was cautious with my tags at first because I thought Luke apologists were gonna come at me with knives if I said more than necessary#but now I’m brave enough to admit I hate that man and no one can convince me otherwise
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thinkin about this book i had as a kid called "Drawing Faeries: A Believer's Guide" and it said that fairy eyes are slanted bc their eyeballs are oblong
#it was a christopher hart book#remember that guy?#he had so many how to draw books#and they were all... kinda terrible tbh
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