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[phoebepheebsphibs]

I made a ROTTMNT Turtle Tots comic for Twitter about the Disaster Twins accidentally switching outfits!

MOVIE SPOILER WARNING and ANGST JUMPSCARE BTW

[barnaclek]

Spent way too much time on this

[danielsarmand]

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023) Dir. Emma Tammi

[iwannaseeyouunravvel]

haha boything tits

[catofoldstones]

[pushing500]

I bet T'au hooves make a satisfying clicking noise when they're being tapped impatiently...

At long last, welcome to the cult Baby Butternut Buckeye!! Once again, Magic Man is apparently not listed as her father, though I can assure you he is.

More importantly... This means, at last, we're ready to go.

... And not a moment too soon! Adiós, mechanoids!

There isn't very much to see at the Landed Ship, but the small makeshift colony will still be shown off, as is tradition:

A small colony backed into a teeny-tiny valley, close to the seaside with not much to see. Randy Random was nice enough to allow the snow to melt for the colony tour, not that there was much to see underneath the snow.

The centre of the colony is a cobbled-together room around a campfire, where everyone huddles together for warmth on the cold tundra nights. None of them are happy about it, but they all lived (all the important ones lived, anyway. Curly can kick bricks). There's also a sauna, a closet, a guest room (formerly a prison cell) and some bathrooms.

We don't really talk about the Ecthuctu-forsaken storage situation.

The nursery/laboratory is the only room kept at a consistently warm temperature.

We have a barn for our animals, another little bathroom area, our temple, and a deathrest chamber for newly-turned sanguophage Vasso that will never be used.

There's a field of haygrass for the animals, alongside an itty-bitty hospital for emergencies.

The colony's entrance is sealed with a chain-link fence and dutifully guarded by several turrets and spike traps—and that's it! I told you there wasn't much to see.

Next up: The End At Last...

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[grayrazor]

Has there ever been a character in fiction as thoroughly overkilled as Orson Krennic in Rogue One? Man got targeted by the Death Star superlaser directly.

Tarkin had an arsenal of thousands of laser cannons, ion cannons, turbolasers, and mass drivers but said "gunner, I want you to put the concentrated wattage of a hundred million nuclear bombs right between that man's eyes."

[maryyyy-mary]

cosplayed as p1 and perhaps traumatized children

also screaming in the void for Some Reason

[daisychainsandbowties]

SHUT UP nobody can know that the anon last week got to me

[jelly-and-mangoes]

If you find this

Either you're my friend or you're about to undergo a life changing incident

[gratych]

reject modernity (get fucked) embrace tradition (get pwned)

[laylanatorseventeen]

softly but with great feeling: what the fuck

[bobvelseboncrack]

Later loser

BOB HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED

HE LITERALLY GOT STOLEN OFF MY BED!! MY BED IS LKE WAIST-HIGH. I WAS SO HAPPY MY FERRET WASNT BEING SHY, I DIDNT NOTICE HE TOOK BOB

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

GET REKD DIO

[phoebepheebsphibs]

GUESS WHO POSTED A NEW UPDATE FOR HIDE AND SEEK

I DID

Chapter 8 of Hide and Seek is up!

GET REKD YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS UPDATE

Y'all have no freaking clue how EXCITED I HAVE BEEN FOR THIS UPDATE I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO IT SINCE BEFORE I POSTED CHAPTER 1--

[pushing500]

We sent Jordan to Arwell, then set off on a caravan trip to save our solar panels from his sun blocker bonus obligatory travel montage song that I keep humming

Only Security Chief Ratchet came this time, as Deputy Rocket was recharging, and Mechi didn't feel like waking it up.

Goodbye, sun blocker. We won't miss you.

Those scaria-infected animals (fennec foxes, by the way) got a hit in on Mechi's torso. It got infected, but he's got excellent medical skills and was able to tend it to keep his immunity a comfortable way ahead of the infection. He'll be fiiine.

What's this? Is that new research opportunities I smell?

Welcome to Sparks, Susskind. Since you came with a name of your own, I suppose you're spared the humiliation of being called something like "Ms Clarabelle" or "Kitschy Flamingo."

Apparently, Susskind means "sweet child," which this ghoul most certainly is not (despite being only 17). I do like his green hair tho.

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