#get shrekd

[jaywhangmakes]

Highlight compilation reel of @veggieblt and @fivetail's twitch playthrough of MyHouse.WAD.

[gratych]

reject modernity (get fucked) embrace tradition (get pwned)

[teaboot]

Divorces georg

Edit: Holy fucking shit I just did the math for the first time and assuming that all of my grandparents only had two parents then I have mother fucking 38 great-grandparents holy fuck

What the hell you mean you got 16 grandparents, HELLO?

Step grandparents make enough sense but sixteen feels a little overboard /lh

I have five parents and most of their parents were divorced and remarried. Some of em were adopted tho.

Dad 1: bio parents, one step-parent

Dad 2: bio parents, two step-parents

Dad 3: bio parents, adoptive parents

Mom 1: bio parents, adoptive parents

Mom 2: bio parents, two step-parents

Oh wait I miscounted I have 19 grandparents

And I have met.... 15 of them? About 15 of them. 2 died before I was born though

[warmearthworm]

“chewing gum is rude” as rude as a cigarette? as rude as a bubblegum flavoured vape?? as rude as squeezing the jelly from your eyes???

[sasster]

gives you cute lil hat

get shrekd.... cutely

my head is too big for hats :(

[frazzledonthedaily]

Get shrekd

[switchbladedreamz]

Get shrekd

I'm not gonna sugar coat it!!!!!

you're very beautiful.

and yeah,

you're gonna have to deal with that for the rest of your life

[wereblossoms]

im stuck in a got dam SWAMP rn

[psychedelickittens]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Lord Farquaad Shrek Painting Art 8x10 canvas movie get shrekd acrylic handmade.

[cade-bentley]

“You disappear for the entire night, get so drunk you ‘misplace’ half of your clothing, get seen by multiple disreputable media sources, and stumble back in here trying to pretend you’re not hung over? To me?! Explain why I shouldn’t let you both starve in the Arena.”

@isabela-leond2​ @everettlance​

[shanti-ashant-hai]

get shrekd mf

The last Titanic survivor died in 2009 so it’s entirely possible that at least one of them got to watch Shrek

[northfucknowhere]

[micoass]

I’m guna look so swag at our wedding 😎

[sininensalo-a]

(( so guess which loser’s going to Finland in May 😎 ))

[roseberryboo]

thats so funny i think i will. get shrekd idiot

got stabbed

[densoro]

haha get shrekd top anon