inspired by a questionable boy-mom tiktok i was subjected to
Eddie can say with confidence that, if he’d been asked many years ago, he would never have guessed he’d be raising three girls. As phenomena go, he doesn’t know how statistically likely it is (Steve maintains it's 50-50, Eddie isn’t so sure). Thirteen years into parenthood, he’s still fuckin’ thrilled about it. He and Steve are raising a kick-ass trio of ladies, and he’s perfectly pleased with his life and his family, which is great because he’d learned pretty quick that most other people are actually miserable with their own lives and like to project their misery onto everyone else.
He also learned that people have a weird complex about raising boys.
Both Eddie and Steve used to get a lot of comments (mostly from strangers in public) about how they’re raising all girls.
When they’re all out together, it’s usually something like at least it’ll only take one boy to even the playing field for you guys, right?
Alone, Eddie gets quite a bit of sexist crap from people who assume he’s straight and raising the girls with a wife, stuff along the lines of you must’ve been disappointed when the last one came out and what’s one more shot, right and the most frequent grimace with sorry, man.
Steve once had a very odd encounter with a woman who’d apparently told him that he needed to give his wife a boy so she’d know what true love really was. Steve had apparently made a very quiet and very polite scene about it which, in Eddie’s opinion, is entirely understandable because that’s weird as fuck for a plethora of reasons.
Now that girls are older, they themselves report hearing the occasional commentary on the subject when it comes up in their own lives.
Once, when Eddie had (somewhat stupidly) brought all three girls to the grocery store, he’d rounded the corner to see fifteen-year-old Moe leaning against their shopping cart and regarding an older woman with an expression of politely-veiled disdain (it’s a very Steve expression, actually).
“Three girls,” the woman says incredulously, “God, your poor dad.”
Eddie watches Moe make a face
“Uh…well, they do like us, y’know,” she replies.
“Right you are, my brilliant girl,” Eddie grins, as he walks up to her, “Right you definitely are.”
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DU KANNST DEUTSCH???
Ungern aber trotzdem. Bin gerade in der Schlange vor Berghain. Was denkt ihr, schaffe ich es rein? Idk ich bin mir ziemlich sicher ^^
EN: Sadly, but yes. Currently in line for Berghain. What do y’all think, will I make it in? Feeling quite confident.
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