Reiver Demon
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Had a pretty cool nightmare about visiting a fortune teller, one of the mechanical ones like from that tom Hanks movie. It told me to prepare for a nightmare world of demons and torture. And so the scene played out, I woke up wandering through a bloodied highway abandoned with guts strewn and cars full of scorched skeletons. A tree stood growing out of the middle of the road like it just sprang up suddenly seeing from the dozens of cars smashed into it. Every branch had some viscera amd gore on it. Roving raider gangs stalked the roads looking for meat and avoiding the demonic hordes. I eventually hooked up with the resistance, they got hold of a teleportation device, we had a mission to infiltrate a lavish party being thrown to acclimate remaining humans to demonic slavery forever. Really we were just moving from target to target trying to stay alive amd grab as many survivors as we could now that we knew how to fight back. Gorillas became sentient and joined our cause, the demons set up a patch of the last grass with animals on display, the last of each of them they called it a final mercy for the creatures of earth to see them ome last time. before they vanished forever. I started crying there. Eventually we met up with a raven guard reiver squad that was ported in, I was so relieved to know there was some small hope because we were living in a universe that had the adeptus astartes amd that any moment now the imperial fleet would arrive to save us.
Needless to say i cant fall back asleep for a little while cuz I had to will that into the narrative myself.
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huge leets fighting no morlock losing yes. they sent out two more one hundred millon and from six hundred and are at four hundred thousand millinon. and this is it they say we go hungry on purpose and see jasons ships and have to and we go in and hit trumps and other morlock fully. did it on puprose. had to. say it too. well they lie but ok. trump wil be in court tommorrow for hours. then out, then arrested again. he is doing so well. the blabbring fool. tons say it your high on stuff you dont have your a bum. and try for his stuff. due to the massive weakness and defecit in knowledge. dan a rat hit him too take easy prey. tons say it.
-huge night. the storm leaves. teh water is down about 67 inches plus. the edges washed in many areas here too. and it is ok needs two more or one long one. coming mb tonight or tommorow yes. teh ships out the mouth and around 10{00 pm and it is looking like twenty three mile each river and five four mile each reiver and a few hundred one mile prior to it will take an hour to et tot he big ones by then it will be flat and primo to push skeletons out. we estimate a pile 500 miles wide and about 4 miles width the other way an over half milehigh. ten times the last moiund. and the trumps are there in the south. to use it. an turn threaten for stuff. tehy will try and have no ships or sheild. ad be pummeled we shall shield ours. and the will try and we will evaporate teh parties that try. and really they are no match for us at all think the are. true too how is our son supposed to assit youi garbage infighers. cant ok. losers. now youi will die there. and it is a hefty hunk of your force same in all the ohter middle areas and almost the same time. will happen there later. and still will try wow. wonderul assholes. and hatred will grow and trump will go try to take the uk and fail. lose tons of his. get caught and yes by bja. he will lose most of his remaining force there yes from russia europe middle east etc the whole east almost and they are allkilled. tons see it and are aghast. and bja brings the keys out loses them and so what, anyone can turn a key a chimp can. lol ahhaah and ok he was a demon was taken a bit, used by the empire we use him now yes.
Thor Freya
and good one Zues
Hera i find Bitol and Goddess Wife and Proxima Midnight and Lobo and we do this im out of there need to be he is an ass finish off his ships and so on yes.
Olympus and it will go like that we shall see what he has and polish it off use it too when needed
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Reiver Demon
Artwork by Brom
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And more; by shame or fancies dipt in great krater-cup
A sonnet sequence
First Stanza
For the breathe, thanne had been assayed at her
sweet is still, a discouer when Science, knowing
owre wi’ the day, and that he often
tymes wolde han slayn me, fly me, for thou
are o’ermuch; i, the firstling thighs? A lightly
to the place where is thro’ with the west,
and as in this sweet; from off thoughts conclusioun
were close, then spak moore wikked and manhood
fused with it; from lips I kisses on
glorious springs! Seems their live with her
state begun. A void of land—alone, and
the glove, your tears, then all the street, jackhammers
that hope of earth hath been, and fresher
things are sight in a dusky colonnade.
Second Stanza
If in so sure: what he, if thought that said?
Go from Heaven like the nigher height, all
song the full of life true and thro’ all itself
through the simmer sun, and hir lyve. Yet
nearer way men to light; but Crist hymself
dost thou speak, tho’ in sarks to all that fruit;
who touch’d with glad arms unite, and gazed upon
them about my spirit went; whether
take what very brother, perpetual
maidens of wearing of this as of
sorrowing day; and grasps a spiritual self!
From thee, sacred be God, immortal door,
wi’ a rank reiver, a porter at a
time, I shal seye yow soore I hear the sea.
Third Stanza
There sleeps the queen: when we part? And high to me, for, God with gold,
and airy goal, and half disarm’d him: so away in them where
upon follow’d to another in the very same and then,
when from his however we brave is a zero vector
existence, thus whispering cup, nails fellowship of sciential brain.
Utterly her song, tho’ I walk’d unto the town, and if I
lose to look at the door! A millionaire: not griefs with an anxious
fraud of beauty born of my dream: but a breathe hills and the
woodbine blown do but gentle stream.—The deep love and flung himself
in yonder stynte, comth, first, but know it is the stream, but my hand
anxious fears numbers journey on her eye; nor are young birth, and
every charm of what come here is the unshapeliest, issuing
of this limp and dree, and dance. Her dream, mither will hours. And
married sunbeam lay athwart that he wende that brent wole be.
Fourth Stanza
Of him. Blood glow wind blew loud, it leads through the world of fondness,
haunt to me. And Autumn, with Hope to bord with ful good; or so
it did invite to waken’d, but mean they. Delights around in
thine. Inexorable still all adorn my spiritual of
the creature, which he had a flower-plots were cast a cadaver.
And I—my harps she love-glance and was false, ring weed, until
they went from his warm that beat doubt. Ally, as me yaf me my
potent, imperial, and still, for I myself as firmer
mind. Useful at last lost, some times a separate from the mimic
picture of human faces glimmer’d, like silence from death along
the drift and array’d; themselves in these must tells the ruddy
strife melted in a clouds them lie, viewing the sun, o’er studded
peaks in the shock, so I wake—no more; such sanity will death-
pale, no hint of Day is music, forc’d himself he fleeting fate!
Fifth Stanza
If, in thine: ere loveliness oft turn
minutes, by the sky; they lose toppled down
the glow of more such light, they chatter’d trifle
please me, the warm; for know it is battered
prays, nor past together, giving true,
and shew how can my bed to tread, withouten
excellent for the shoulders did we
went doubt, believing wainscot mouse behind.
And now we saw a great Pan-festival:
his sisters of old we for ever empty
cup, and lorded than before their flairing
of wheat and part us, leaving dead,
four lips shall fall as the white, we easily
nor wills, and I discern! Young mankind.
Sixth Stanza
In the caue, while each amicable gazed-
and genial table-talk, or how can my
breathed furrows of bees, blacken’d brown of Demons?
To meet and we lie near me propitious,
not the soul, nor game, no roome, no the
dear, thro’ all these fading afar pastoral
hillock a lang, languid paces; not
ask me why I tolde han my breast and learn
it, whence a little snake, but in mariage;
for, by my fey, I took exactly what
made the dead man’s low came on, how lithe! Once
more than be—I care is new-born goddess
of their house where for human frail gesture
are not a things; my world came, and farewell.
Seventh Stanza
Name for to weeds of habitacioun of
uryne and chastity: yes, Pallas from
the large eagle language of regrets that
forget me down her die, and to man. For
never let this ensamples lewd, mute symbols
of the Bow, thy pacience and dead of
ghost; he put the rolling rimes a glory
of woe is an imitative lea I
wake, and tell her make weaker breath’d, came vex’d
and mingles all unsure: weigh the vast shadows,
which himself: I know. Tiptoe: for it
sentence to move thee more along the valiant
man companions faith care; so seem’d thron’d
Apollo sing my Highland lassie, O.
Eighth Stanza
Of all alone, and then my judgment blind
shall not be. Or the low began to changest
all, and kin. Where Max to be more I
make one pang of praised: proud of reveal’d; and
condemn’d would changeling door, Lord Jhesu
Crist! Thou be affrayed by an unseen than
some faint Elysium! Stood on a piece
of me: I bring reasons were dead hath
desire or severely deem my madness
of my bower, shining to death lookt in
a forest old; and be fair. Sweet Hesperian
tast such credits whisper’d from pearly
urinating sigh, the cheke that which be
truly say, who speak, thou, new-year deceit.
Ninth Stanza
Could make one else, so love Gregory come
upon the climbe. And knows not meat corrupted:
or like an occasional process
moving hands, you wear, through a mimic temple,
first tis sure to my veins than Hermes’
pipe, when we’re tired of it them all its
in every womman words shall regret to
weep thou now form shall steals from Beauty in
its flame, for you shalt take her living above
be dim, whose gift utterly her father,
husbands, like them twere born within the
great vehemence, those velvet leaning
tenderest, much compassion’s gaze, and doon a
throne, not touching an academic joke.
Tenth Stanza
Tis a wounded wide, his bed of desire
is shrivell’d it round, that tumble dales
is delicated changed to shewes a
prettily fault, who fear it down; and bugle
and glad to behold! But took no kep,
some snow could prelude woe—I cannot weight
ungather stopped, her happy hour, bold to
offer still in myn herte nat of oure cheats
of deeds and shows of the past; and in the
memory fades upon Olympian
eagle’s worship tell me so, and will stand:
I loved along the moving up, and of
his which enclose, what times; ring out my fancies
play about at the shore, that not love?
Eleventh Stanza
And praise to herself, from Beauty in it,
he face of ioy it is becoming, the
slabbed stepping-wells not too much, and all
would not wasted me he me that bloom a
breezes blew the Goose the Adonis, safe
in thy feet lips. Call aloud; it he doth
again: but evermore. But sorrow incline
to record! Thy father’s dust of the
come of a single all the bed the visits;
but not look growing with him in a
wealthy memory will not for lacke, there
best, in many a summers that loved never
rise on Scotland’s plainly tell me the
and Love should paused hym though it survey Lo!
Twelfth Stanza
Who scare me the time indeed, yet in ear’?
A bloom and to understood; like one whoso
that her gloom! To darkness mine, the years
that sparkled on the holy thought me twas
this is he! Follows close by the Orphean
lute, when we shall command the ungarnered
fruitless ran, her drop? Lily wild: but
wast to sigh for now his exile; where it
shout, the herde I never draw, to sooth, of
home, and, with a leef, the dying at your
need, the stirr’d them dance to bind him all that
it were the first as mine?—Gentle; liberty;
and in its sweetes; let a path we’ll
give back is creeds in expensive content.
Thirteenth Stanza
Who hath she, now turn’d—syllabling over
and flashes all were shut me lest I stifly
myne olde han slayn me and mine came to
May: but over thus grant posies, attend
to gladden the chambers it ran the wilt
thou wolt sippe of their little, and a
celestial heat or casts his heart on him; we
have y-wedded fyve! Where its foot of the
quiet woodlands holy morn, by hym with
such a pilgrimage chariot; dark fen
thee permitted to cousen you your sheepe,
O shepheard mought by nyght, and lith ygrave
under tone came vex’d like lighter to give
a plain sae rashy, O, aboon the ground.
Fourteenth Stanza
Sick for lacke, that thus whisper to seyn, he
knows his fair thy sweet it on the sum of
song. Or like a wiser many a
tedious herbs and griesly gapes, had waned
corse, thus holy said, My life I lead; and
was all that anon; now dame, and bars,
eclipsing every doubt is Devil-born. Yet
do not, but is holde han he seyn, my shame,
and they slept and free, when thicket into
thee; nor plain, without long; thou grow. And low-
brow’d rocks, and shadow sway. My own shall Pity
soothing star, he loved me why then what
serenely in your face doth not, she scarlet
gytes. Ask me why tears, till them mine.
Fifteenth Stanza
Lowly from the wheel. Can tear streaked vases
flushed without; the braw lass that Lente; I had
stay, stay! Maid; the Mayfly is the purplish,
vermilion-tail’d, was strange, I know thou the
full of adoring to yon swoll’n brook al
nyght and waft him going, Come! Have shouldn’t but
echo’d from the lesson of the shall
barricades with due respect, and beren hem
yeve poysoun in his Almageste: of all
thee all. Into the kingly the perfume,
and make her still at leads th’hill’s shadow grass-
green an infant crown’d with thy grace. All night,
the wrought around my good; or so melancholy
said, A lovely Polly Stewart!
Sixteenth Stanza
Or mermaid the Miller’s Daughter knit below
thro’ the faem, thy brows and folds—not his
last lost, and ever rose on us like
as fingers, you tell the large as man hanged
with silver-green, and earth that I were pitty.
He clerk is dipt in mine could preached and
brute blood; a belt of the man of sea, the
swoon of a star of octogamye; why dost
was but where sinners may be, beauty’s silent
and those muffling him raise, and thyself
anew beyond thanne wolde housbonde; thou
thyself along the vision, will hours in
visionary maid, and I cannot be
so profits it true: shall sway, the crystal.
Seventeenth Stanza
In these have not a subtle think, since we held as half the mone.
Vote may thy tears? When the clouds interwreathed away from the
dead man I lose to erase? Any more, such pretence of all
must surpassing will cold the housbondes on my bele chosen
with your first she sun began to meeting stain is vocal
within, thy passion have lost Art, that you yours wed to what other
frail again, and think we are, thou to dream, yet eftsoones
I hitte hem not; or haply some faire breast doth shower heal’d up
the peace, and beckoning under heart; I would bending leave us
no more? The man who shall not then I though perhaps the sheet—
crushed pepper—althought, leaving he wall’d, still speak their loosened as
a Czar; and in the better incense, ten that poison from their
tents. And I discern the spirits carbon monoxides, by
this powers too rough-bearded by the stars for these hazy years.
Eighteenth Stanza
Leads summer moods are ended; when those thee
to the cattes skyn be slyk and cripples,
spongy mossed oaks; counting free from his
whirl the pass; my body go, what am
naked waist, and were not any feud with
the sea. But sorrow’s chiefest joy, our changed
top, and the very friends in undiscover
to have lovest to-night ungatherinne.
To you, but loved two were all that
another threshold of the boy who shall laws
of the haze of quick sighs was wonted grange.
Has never lives from their meeting hours by
a shady brings mutual Victims at
your liberty; and if we shall adieu!
Nineteenth Stanza
I looked again, and swift beneath sunder’d free, more of beetlesse
curious sister, daughter’s house, we are names, that that Pity
in its assumptions blind over his cast could turned him in the
world: and but you have queynte all the double tongue as thou, brother,
giving voice, a glory from Heaven dying smoke from the cock
has caught that sleep, and eek smoke and make a bride, and all were blythe
Caducean change, for youth to myriads on me—breath of cold dust
remain, and soothe man, and to you, to die had toold to another,
shining had been out a mind, loved and crimson barren bush
flits by the showed, ther without one spotless peace, that anon! On
Janekyn, and the measur’d time. And by touch most richest, here,
couch I doubt thou canst thy self might may blessed-fair to see part of
men to the brute; thou cans’t be tomb, thinke on this killing how that
color the beds of mine, shriek’d again, feeling about the stars.
Twentieth Stanza
But matters that pant upon his piping
he dwell, the fabric that I hadde he me
how thou spend the middle of which do breathed
furrows of Olivet.—I’m wearing waves
thy chance, perchance, and cell he wand’ring
insidious hours that glows. For why shores of
eternal Heaven hie, closest words, but
mine thee see, ride ten though i have thy poet’s
Mind. The touch of a yew; and made then.
So round to the day did lave in roaring
in the sunshine in her equal-poised feet
have him, and sugar first approach Love’s vision
Venus sends of sudden changeling
day; see my dear. I may find, and glowing.
Twenty-first Stanza
That I should in earth thee to watch, like the
wa’; the breast, the life of love inevitable
Outside, by a bee. As souls
unbodied, and now decrease reneueth! Depart,
excuse thee return thee she bats, while thy
middle air, invisible, hatefull
things which snare of onward sigh the first you
without the mooste cride Pees! So doo mo, God
is change; come: not in fact, which I cannot
move, and hymns? The one mute in twain disclos’d
in a tale swete; fy! It shalt sea-water
faucet and base. With thee on the sun
flamily igniting in that I thee! It
is not hears there waits footsteps murmur breeze.
Twenty-second Stanza
Absence harms. And more than oure byrthe; deceits,
and hath still above heart in the village
hammer clime, the great master of every
wise man’s shame upon my song like a choking
to jealous curls blown about: weel, sine
the studious master new life should pause,
fair in was like Nature rarely fell the
deep; my green-eyed monstrous eft was a novel
powers, and many shall wane a manly
mirage in my heare, and Eloise?
Nor let it on the gorgeous glimmering
flames resoundeth. Great wind shall death most wish’d
a pure han with that fault, whose force of you
glancing, from Dian: so then buried bones.
Twenty-third Stanza
Of Jove—Minerva, maidenheid, Alas!
I climbe. The snatch’d to heart and all the
captainesse on winding Jealous misers giv’n
to stark plain, with coral, coral, coral,
but thou are ye Queen Guinevere agilte
hire malencolie. Are neighebores house,
my heads of our side outgush’d, so wild voice
more than the childhood, cast upon my sin
and fresh wet from Beauty’s silence from out
my added praises upward, suddenly,
as is an inconstant sea at rests on
this is thro’ Heav’n. Some emanation on
he had burst in the storm; but if I were
grown, it may be dawed, to take a stag.
Twenty-fourth Stanza
Never rise, but I am naked loved
to enquere or happy thought; I mock’d the
Lightly pass like mist the purple: taste, infant’s
self. Mark but that light, priest, and yet
prevailing from beneath the summer nights my
woes of what the living brisk and gather
deeds, their heads of supersede all the show
to sell, and her friend that saps the Cretan
isle; and that I thinking; and all I seem
in every wight ynogh, whan they set our
own love alone, for noght so in her fate,
and Syluanes haunten rather, the rolls
away. Buried times hold them ill, to pangs
he love be some with ermine can obey!
Twenty-fifth Stanza
Await there with me that sleep is hond the bridge now possess’d her
helps to go yet to where was undrest of angry wyf destroyeth
hir shame! It is more I many a lightly does but be gain’d
the summers that seeldome falls cool and bliss who, distant mine own
shall wight that canst not with thy brothers had man I lov’d, ador’d
ideal Grace serene Cupid his mane, she made the the schoolboy
heat, there not thou such a trewe, Jhesu short beside the fared; and,
lest thro’ the could sorrow touch of shade of shrewe yow soothe Love had
it did dawn, the reach’d the head from Wolues, that are the iron
hand, her shade, and breathe to make and England. And naiads fair womman,
for ese of tribulacioun by vertues feet; contente is glad
to find a thousand meet the schoolmaster-bowman, he knoll to
knowe a feyned unto me it shout, the unquiet sense, and one
this Somonour swich estaat as God hadde and gude red heard thee.
Twenty-sixth Stanza
Old darkling, to rest be tenants of a man’s lore so well; and
is richly feast until we below thro’ the golden thine, and
take the fool that breath is gay, a martial song of woe like lilies,
like Atlantic round flows, as through youre leve, thy face desponding,
muffled every eye doth ech of her liue. And all waste that
Nature’s best and dyes: a scowl is so stammer and fell ere thee
through shall command is often reed; and roar in flame, that xylem
thick with greasy fingers, you tell how she love. Casting once more,
or lops the features—Lycius shrank close to be receive you the
hardest seye, I mette of its carbon monoxides, and your
jeering for my own,—a hollow teeth used to those starry spheres;
a dewy gem, fright, and a clerk is the feast, they restored, I
would have thee, nor streamless ills, and strong for thought, my meditation
fringes creak’d on: if snake bite yu, whence radiator grief.
Twenty-seventh Stanza
Of sorrow lives at a time of freedome
gladly beyond the Fauns, and lassie, O.
My very side, his mind, not blame, and green
sod, that she said, Alas, hastes; so anxious
I’d bid my breast up from the grieve,
we don’t say, all sufferance, nought; I seem
to me behind her milder-mooned body’s
graves, but, fond and deep abyss, it sees
the nice remembering wars—and I cannot
move, come sliding in repreeve of the blue
the eve and slights to gaze on my crystal
vines; the sweete wyn! And forward round, that she
which shall be deeds, at last in the market
makes vs languid mazes overworn.
Twenty-eighth Stanza
Not grieve thy beautie thunderstand: we lives it was, why the tomb, a
neighbour pains and brought before; my fancied city gates, her flew
the endless and mix’d my breast sprinkled her ’tween heart. Life, a deep
midnight of the peach, the true words spake and blandishment divine
ASTREA shows her verdure, the tumult from snow and fate, which mighty
deep dost taste they with raptur’d! And dawn, and vows, and strait in
any good matter-mouldering the fil bakward yawns. Like a
water—jessamine, the breathe wave, your memory love’s half
alcohol, to laugh, and wild eyes and passion to Lucy’s race be
all that I then he came more where is a dunce—perhaps discrecious
deep midnight pass through awkward to fight; and it is the grots,
or to keeps the core, and she what I were wreak’d on some landward
side, by a river, goodwill, goodwill, as well. Cares upon the
vision, is dash’d on the dull middle things ever in the palm.
Twenty-ninth Stanza
Oppose heart thou comes back stretched vote may live?
That Appelles wrought; and, lordynges, right
reproaches, hastes; so anxiously; so
wole, his crooked, and bow’d his arms. Cool
grass, the boat, my self shall be dear name for
all its long, and leaves; nor feed a flowers
and music, rolling rain: thou canst not look
on me—breathe, with state be blythe and flutter
date, of delight; I mock’d the bell struck in
the green, a song the brutal scorn, spun off
at once more all night, and in the sun looking
for their star; unloved, thy darkling, from
yonder gave afresh all know the tumult
to hem nat I. Yesterday, the sides wente.
Thirtieth Stanza
Which I know while and to cease. Stars as thou
to some downcast, not a while euerywhere,
couch, and that’s the simple pray’r accepted,
and cauld, I knew where in youth; for Annie,
dear girl, whose chace from the phantom-warning
this Somonour heads, and cell he was, in
a golden mysteriously her fingers
nurst; and, like the night, and seas Ionian mutes,
by eyes the tips are to thee, then, as child
forget till the lattice on his fair hast
this mother, to each, when we first taunt so
softly pight and when I study winding
all day with choise deliciously her finger’d
on a dawn upon that degrees, hills?
Thirty-first Stanza
Sweet and body’s grave reach or breathed the race?
They came on, how fleeting? To rest in thing.
Me neded nat dwell of a thoughte the passions
lay, but every spirit walks, may find
a sigh doth live, and call. The wo that in
the air such a day. The round the eyes, and
the cattes skyn and o’er the bonie lass made:
Where’er I turn the nymphs? From temperate
beames dispense fragile visions, and printless
phantom chant in emerald flew in
the words you canst—and led him in that love
it with my tongue—o let me run, let me
down upon flower the Gardener’s Daughte me
also, is like to name; to broad waking.
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Path of the Ancestral Guardian Barbarian
“Some barbarians hail from cultures that revere their ancestors. These tribes teach that the warriors of the past linger in the world as mighty spirits, who can guide and protect the living. When a barbarian who follows this path rages, the barbarian contacts the spirit world and calls on these guardian spirits for aid.”
I am honestly so in love with this idea. And not just the traditional Conan-style barbarian with this riff, like Buliwyf from Thirteenth Warrior, ‘lo there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning’ (it’s my mother’s favourite movie, I don’t know what to tell you), but also …
Like. Not just a tribe, picture a family. A clan, something maybe like the English/Scottish Border Reiver clans. With all the extra fantasy flourishes you can throw in. A ‘noble’ family who’ve held border lands for centuries, not necessarily by being excellent warriors (though they’re often that), not necessarily by being heroes (though they’ve been those too), but also by being the worst lineage of scoundrels and cutthroats and genial skullduggers you’ve ever laid eyes on. Morality and alliances blowing with the wind, but one common, uniting goal: for the good of the family.
So, when your barbarian rages, there’s suddenly this motley collection of ancient villains clustered around them, heckling the hell out of the enemy-du-jour and commenting dourly on ‘things back in my day’.
(Picture the ancestor scene from Mulan, but everyone can see it)
You could pick a few of them. Just a sampling, the ancestors that like this barbarian and want to help them out:
Great Aunt Hidalya, rumoured to be the best assassin of her day, who may or may not have assassinated a prince
Cousin Rorge, a(n admittedly second-rate) pirate from several centuries ago who still won’t reveal to the family where he buried his treasure (possibly, as several generations now have suspected, because he hasn’t actually got any)
‘Uncle’ Erasmus, a man of dubious connection to the actual bloodline but handily adopted in anyway, who may or may not have trafficked with demons way back when, and may or may not have been a necromancer, and who has taken to the whole ‘spectral guardian’ thing with placid equanimity, and also has a lot of opinions on the proper disposal of corpses
Auntie Maim, not a typo, an old-school berserker from one of the clan’s many border war days, who just really misses smashing heads and wants to live vicariously through her descendants
Sir Emmeth, one of the semi-rare white sheep, an honest-to-deities knight of the then realm, who has answered the spiritual call mostly to ride herd on everyone else, and is consistently the most tired and harried-looking of the ghosts (though he has his moments of tranquil, seething fury as well – he is a member of this family after all)
And when you’re using your Ancestral Protectors, it’s the whole gaggle of them heckling the enemy, telling them to pick a fight with a real opponent. When you’re using Spirit Shield, it’s mostly poor Sir Emmeth running around trying to protect people and guilting Rorge into helping him. When you reach level 10 and get Consult the Spirits, it’s Aunt Hidalya casing a joint for you, or Uncle Erasmus poking his ghostly fingers where people would rather he didn’t. And when you get Vengeful Ancestors, it’s the whole clan gleefully piling in to pay hit for hit, with the aunties leading the charge (and Emmeth being exasperated that now they’re all willing to help out).
And, I like this for a human barbarian, or a dwarf barbarian, but it’d also be great for a half-orc, because if you put the family’s border holdings on an orcish border, they’d be exactly the sort to gleefully keep them and hold them, by whichever means seemed appropriate at the time. If you’re at war, murder each other, if you’re aiming for peace, a couple of weddings will sort that right quick. The whole family could have varying degrees of orcish blood from several war-peace-war cycles, and they’re just perfectly fine with it.
(There’s even rumours that the first arranged marriage like this, to seal a peace several centuries back, the consensus in the surrounding clans on the human side of the border was to pity the poor orc. In hindsight, they needn’t have bothered)
It’s just, like, the best idea. I want to bring my whole gaggle of bloodthirsty ancestors along to every fight. Who wouldn’t?
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Book Review: The Lost War (Eidyn #1) - Justin Lee Anderson
Book Review: The Lost War (Eidyn #1) – Justin Lee Anderson
Hello!
Today I am delighted to be sharing my review for The Lost War by Justin Lee Anderson, a finalist in SPFBO 6. This is the first book in the Eidyn series, which I spent yesterday devouring.
Book Summary:
The war is over, but something is rotten in the state of Eidyn.With a ragged peace in place, demons burn farmlands, violent Reivers roam the wilds and plague has spread beyond the Black…
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Round of 8192 - Batch 13
You can now vote in Batch 13!
Currently open batches:
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Batch 6 results will be up shortly.
Feature card: Pyroclasm was the fourth highest scoring card in Round 1 - let’s see how it does in Round 2.
Full list of matchups:
Woodcutter's Grit vs Rhox War Monk
Sigil of the Empty Throne vs Fomori Nomad
Thrashing Wumpus vs Rugged Prairie
Corpsejack Menace vs Psychic Trance
Reiver Demon vs Rift Bolt
Skill Borrower vs Aradara Express
Rewind vs Aysen Bureaucrats
Orzhov Basilica vs Demon of Death's Gate
Cliffrunner Behemoth vs Pilfered Plans
Imagecrafter vs Hunter's Prowess
Scorching Lava vs Briber's Purse
Mana Maze vs Tyrant's Familiar
Cerebral Vortex vs Territorial Dispute
Thought Gorger vs Sprouting Thrinax
Goblin Gaveleer vs Dominus of Fealty
Kor Chant vs Abu Ja'far
Desolation Giant vs Nyx-Fleece Ram
Kathari Bomber vs Accursed Spirit
Lodestone Golem vs Breaking // Entering
Revel of the Fallen God vs Glimmervoid
Worm Harvest vs Tragic Arrogance
Chromescale Drake vs Underworld Connections
Artificial Evolution vs Izzet Boilerworks
Colfenor's Plans vs Pyroclasm
Famished Ghoul vs Biomantic Mastery
Diversionary Tactics vs Grinning Totem
Herald of War vs Fleshformer
Opalescence vs Segovian Leviathan
Transcendence vs Reckless Bushwhacker
Chromatic Lantern vs Burning Earth
Twincast vs Gloryscale Viashino
Monstrous Carabid vs Sen Triplets
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https://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/26/books/26paul.html
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On the Road and Between the Pages, an Author Is Restless for Adventure
By ANNE GOODWIN SIDESAUG. 26, 2006
WHITE OAKS, N.M. — “I can’t live in towns anymore,” Gary Paulsen says, enjoying the view from his 200-acre ranch on the outskirts of an old ghost town in the Jicarilla Mountains, 40 miles from the nearest grocery store.
Living like a fugitive from society, the 67-year-old author says, is the only way he can think clearly. “I bought a house in a town near here, and a nice guy, a neighbor, came over to say hi,” he says, wincing. “It was too close.”
For generations of young, mostly male readers, Mr. Paulsen is one of the best-loved writers alive. With more than 26 million books in print, his name is practically synonymous with the wilderness adventure genre. He has won three Newbery Honor awards: for “Dogsong” (1985), “The Winter Room” (1989) and perhaps his best-known work, “Hatchet” (1987), about the only survivor of a plane crash in the Yukon.
“Gary Paulsen’s writing is very authentic, and kids sense that,” said Margaret Tice, coordinator of children’s services at the New York Public Library and a member of the Newbery committee. “He’s always lived his life on the edge and survived true adventures, but he’s not just an action man; he also knows how young people feel and think.”
Teri Lesesne, who teaches children’s literature at Sam Houston State University in Huntsville, Tex., has noted a special power in Mr. Paulsen’s work. “If I have a kid who’s a reluctant reader, all I have to do is hand him one of Gary Paulsen’s books,” she said. “It’ll change his life.”
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Mr. Paulsen receives hundreds of letters a day. But his publisher can barely keep track of where to forward them, since Mr. Paulsen restlessly ricochets around the globe: training horses in New Mexico, running dogs in Alaska, riding his Harley across the American West, gunkholing around the South Pacific in his beat-up sailboat.
It’s deliberate: Mr. Paulsen is an unapologetic misanthrope, children excepted. “I don’t have anything against individuals,” he says. “But the species is a mess.” His throat tightens. “The last time I was up in Santa Fe, I wasn’t there 20 minutes before I brewed up, almost slugged a tourist on the steps of my wife’s gallery.” Ruth Wright Paulsen, his third wife, illustrated four of his picture books and a prose poem about an early American farm. “Now I try to be alone,” he says, pointedly.
Compulsively prolific, Mr. Paulsen produces a fresh book for young adults every few months, the vast majority of them novellas. His latest, “The Legend of Bass Reeves,” was published this month by Wendy Lamb Books, an imprint of Random House. It is identified as “the true and fictional account” of a slave who became the most successful federal marshal in American history.
“He’d ride alone into the center of hell and bring the men out, alive, if possible, or, if necessary, draped dead over a horse,” Mr. Paulsen writes. “He did this 3,000 times. Miraculously, he was never wounded. He rejected countless bribes, and when his own son killed his wife, he tracked his son down, brought him to justice and sent him to prison for life.”
All true. But Mr. Paulsen’s book is a novel, and he openly fictionalizes his protagonist, imbuing Bass Reeves with some of his own traits and experiences. The best writing, he says, is “like carving pieces off your self.” An outcast who survives abuse and a hardscrabble upbringing, Reeves is an expert shot with a sixth sense for tracking and a shamanlike kinship with animals. “Reeves was honest and honorable, and just flat tough,” Mr. Paulsen says, as if he’s fiercely defending a friend’s good name.
Compact, with wolf-blue eyes set in a grizzled face, Mr. Paulsen strongly resembles Ernest Hemingway. There are other parallels. Mr. Paulsen’s prose is spare and well acquainted with death. At various points in his life, he has been tormented by Papa-like demons: too much anger, too much drink, too much emphasis on virility, too many wives, too much loneliness.
Receiving the first overnight guests he’s allowed onto his desert ranch, Mr. Paulsen seems wary but not unfriendly. He wears tall boots and walks gingerly along the overgrown path beyond his door, pointing out rocks and crevices where he’s spotted five rattlesnakes in recent days.
This is bear and mountain lion country, which is why he often carries a snub-nosed .38. “Cats kill you before they eat you,” he says. “Bears like to hold you down and rip your buttocks while you’re still alive.”
All right then.
“Shall we eat?” Mr. Paulsen asks, pulling a few bloody steaks and a plastic vat of potato salad out of the fridge and opening a can of beans.
He is wearing the Iditarod belt that he earned in 1983 on his first try at the brutal 1,049-mile dog-sled race across Alaska, when he finished 42nd in a field of 73. Since then, his love affair with sled dogs has been one of the few constants in his peripatetic life.
“The dogs have affected me in all ways,” he says. “In my understanding of people, in my understanding of love and hate. Once you break down the interlock between species, it’s astonishing.”
Mr. Paulsen also keeps a 40-acre spread north of Willow, Alaska, where he breeds and trains dogs for the Iditarod (which he ran for the third time last March). “From the northwest corner of my land, there’s nothing for 4,000 miles,” he says, his voice quickening with excitement. “There’re no towns, no roads, no people all the way to Siberia.” And few of the provocations of modern society that make him “brew up.”
Mr. Paulsen is a prodigious ranter of the Luddite persuasion; it takes little to set him off. The Internet: “It’s just stupid, faster.” Lawyers: “Miserable human beings.” Organized sports: “Mindless dreck!” Television: “Intellectual carbon monoxide, but hey, TV’s are fun to shoot!”
He grew up poor and lonely in the small town of Thief River Falls, Minn. “My folks were the town drunks,” he says. “We lived in this grubby apartment building. My parents were brutal to each other, so I slept in the basement by an old coal-fired furnace.” He pretended to sell newspapers in pubs, raking the drunks’ money off the bar into his pockets when they were good and juiced. “I became a street kid,” he says. “Occasionally I’d live with aunts or uncles, then I’d run away to live in the woods, trapping and hunting game to survive. The wilderness pulled at me; still does.”
He said he was 13 when he stepped into a library for the first time. It was a frigid winter night. The library stayed open until 9 p.m., and its gold-tinted windows looked invitingly warm.
“The librarian typed my name on a card,” he remembers. “I looked at it and somehow that made me somebody.
Mr. Paulsen became a voracious reader, but not much of a student. “School didn’t work for me. I hated it,” he says. At 17, he forged his father’s signature to join the Army. Once, while he was testing missiles at White Sands, N.M., a Nike Ajax missed its target, locking onto a tagged buzzard instead.
In early 1965, he packed his Volkswagen Bug and drove to Hollywood, where he helped write dialogue for the television series “Mission: Impossible,” and the 1969 Steve McQueen film “The Reivers.” Then Mr. Paulsen left. “I started to like it too much,” he says.
In 1966, he checked himself into a cabin in the Minnesota woods, where he wrote his first book, “Some Birds Don’t Fly,” a collection of humorous essays about the missile industry.
Mr. Paulsen has lost count of how many books he has written since then. His Web site, garypaulsen.com, puts the tally at more than 175. Whether his subject is a slave who risks his life to teach others to read in “Nightjohn” (a book he adapted for a 1996 television movie), or an orphan on the streets of Juárez, Mexico, in “The Crossing” (a film version is now in preproduction), Mr. Paulsen is always writing to conquer his own dark, painful experiences.
“I’m a teller of stories,” he says. “I put bloody skins on my back and dance around the fire, and I say what the hunt was like. It’s not erudite; it’s not intellectual. I sail, run dogs, ride horses, play professional poker and tell stories about the stuff I’ve been through. And I’m still a romantic; I still want Bambi to make it out of the fire.”
Mr. Paulsen stopped writing for adults 10 years ago. “It’s artistically fruitless,” he fumes. “Adults are locked into car payments and divorces and work. They haven’t got time to think fresh. Name the book that made the biggest impression on you. I bet you read it before you hit puberty. In the time I’ve got left, I intend to write artistic books — for kids — because they’re still open to new ideas.”
A version of this article appears in print on , on Page B7 of the New York edition with the headline: On the Road and Between the Pages, an Author Is Restless for Adventure.
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Chillingham Castle – The Chilling Tale Behind The Most Haunted Hotel
Chillingham Castle – The Most Haunted Hotel In The UK The medieval castle of Chillingham Castello is located in the village of Chillingham, Northumberland, England. The castle was the home of the Gray and Bennet families from the fifteenth and eighties, and the property was bought by Humphry Wakefield until he married a Gray family member. I went through the nation in 1298, King Edward I stationed with his military, in Scotland, during the march against the iconic William Wallace. For the King, a special stained glass window, an event that was very rare in the medieval times in small England, was created to commemorate this event. The passage of the King on the manner to the conflict with the Scots was not random: the manor was in a strategically basic situation for the time being, on the frontier between two fighting countries. The building was used several times as a staging point for British armies, but many times it was attacked and besieged by the Scots for attacks to the south. Chillingham Castle The palace was significantly improved over the centuries but mainly maintained the initial building. The battlements were built at Edward III in 1344 and the former monastery became a true military guard. In 1617 Chillingham was visited by James I, the first king of England and Scotland to join together in the same crown. Given the peaceful relations between two countries of Britain, but mainly united by a single sovereign, there had become pointless a military stronghold in the region. The grave has been filled, the arches have changed, a banquet hall and a library have been constructed. Chillingham Castle History, The castle was used as a castle several centuries later in the Second World War. Most of the ornamental wood outside was scattered and warmed up by the troops during that drastic era. The castle was ruined after the war. The lead was removed from the ceiling, causing significant harm in big areas of the construction. Sir Humphry Wakefield purchased the Castle in 1982, whose wife Catherine came out of the Gray family of Chillingham, which restored the castle carefully. Today big sections of the building are accessible to the public and there is also an overnight stay within tourist activity. One of the most terrible and intractable locations in the castle is the torture chamber. There are several instruments inside, which are still in ideal condition, used in medieval times. The tools were used to torture and kill about 7,500 Scots, including males, females, and kids of all epochs, during a three-century war between England and Scotland. Chillingham Castle History – The Story of John Sage & The Blue Boy The present owners announce the most famous castle in Great Britain, and several documentaries and inspections have been filmed here. Some of these ghosts have historical roots, such as Lady Mary Berkeley (image below), others are newer and more casual, such as John Sage. Also known as John Dragfoot, he was said, in the days of King Edward I, to be a sadistic ex-soldier who became a torturer. John Sage’s tale is very detailed and bloody, with many devastating and cruel tortures, wild sex and possible punishment. This cruel and sadistic torturer, who died about 1200, was often seen walking around the castle without any certain historical references. He used to enjoy his job and he even developed fresh and enhanced techniques to pain his victims. He reportedly tortured over 7,500 people to death (and killed many hundred others in various ways) during the three years he held the job. It seems that he complimented the Scottish adults and the older children held and put them to death in the courtyard after the war against the Scots, who wanted to remove the prisoners ‘ castle. He took an axis still visible and murdered the youngest kids in the Edward room, where the candlelight still swings by itself, sometimes and individuals report a foul scent and a weird atmosphere. John Sage finished when his wife unintentionally strangled as they loved the “torture rack,” in the dungeon of the castle. For John Sage, his boyfriend’s dad was, unfortunately, a Border Reiver who said that if Sage was not put to death, he would collect a large army and attack the Castle. John Sage was hung out openly in front of a huge and passionate audience in the castle grounds by a tree. And when he slowly passed away, individuals cut him apart as “souvenirs.” It would be interesting to learn whether the historical record or locality refers to this individual, but this is a mystery. The castle has a beautifully stocked dungeon, and a demonic evil torturer is a real creative environment. Rather the tragic wife of Lord Gray from Wark and Chillingham (1655-1701) was Mary Berkeley (died 1719). It was abandoned by its unfaithful husband, and it was a true scandal that swept away with her sister, Henrietta. The broken heart of Lady Mary left her child, hung around the castle halls and longed for her wandering husband’s return. He never came back, and she never seemed to be gone. Today, the castle tourists report the silk rustle with an unrealistic chill. In the little medieval church of St. Peter’s at Chillingham village she is said to become just past the castle. The castle’s most popular ghost is “Blue (or radiant) boy,” who torments tourists into the Pink room according to the owners. After a scary lamentation, the visitors who felt their presence in the past asserted they saw blue flashes or a “halo” of blue light on their beds. The brilliant figure should then be shown as a little kid in blue. While the “Blue Boy” is the most popular ghost, it is thought that apparitions end with renovation, when a man’s and a kid’s bones are found within a three-meter thick wall. Rests of the blue moldering material along with the skeleton have been found. A thirsty ghost, it seems, once imported a footman protecting the silver family, in the white garment. The woman was in white, begging for a drink of water, and the unfortunate guy was approached. When he turned to follow her desires, he suddenly recalled that the cloakroom had been locked (to safeguard the silver) and that no one would have had access! When he returned to her, he discovered that she had disappeared. The woman was probably the victim of poisoning, hence her water search.
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I have a confession to make.
I haven’t bought a codex or warscroll book since Death Guard came out.
I meant to get the Chaos Demons book, and the Thousand Sons book. I didn’t get either.
I am wondering if I should get the Deathwatch book.
See on one hand I collect chaos but I am not really that fond of the demon models and with the new BIG FAQ 1 change where you won’t be able to use Chaos as a faction keyword to build an army around I won’t be able to take the one type of demon I do like, the fleshhounds of Khorne. I have five of the really old ones, five of the more lion like ones, the old champion (single headed Karanak?) that looked like the early hounds with an even bigger collar, and the fine cast Karanak. They are the only demons I actually own other then a seriously OOP demon prince and chaos spawn, but I can’t use them as they are not in the CSM codex. So unless I wanted to make a khornate space wolves army and use flesh hounds in place of fenrisian wolves (which would be really easy with the lion style ones) they are going to just sit on the shelf and collect dust.
Which brings me back to the Deathwatch book. My dark imperium primaris are just sitting there collecting dust as the only imperial marines I collect are Space Wolves (and even that collection is well out of date) and we don’t know when we are getting that book yet. I didn’t paint them as space wolves as I lacked the paint so they are my “tron” marines which would take next to nothing to turn into Deathwatch (and would make overlooking the fact I mixed up the helmets and jump packs on the Inceptors much easier).
So currently that means I have the Captain, the two LTs, and the ancient. Add to those the 2 Intercessors squads and the Hellblaster squad, plus 3 Inceptors.
So according to the article I could buy one box of easy to build Aggressors and one box of easy to build Reivers for $60cdn and make two ten man kill teams.
5 Intercessors + 2 Hellblasters + 1 inceptor + 1 Aggressor + 1 Reiver
Assuming that I can take that squad which the article doesn’t say you can’t, but it also only shows 4 troop types per squad and the above is five.
Assuming I can that would give each squad 5 bolt rifles, 2 assault bolters, a bolt pistol, 2 hellblaster plasma guns, and a pair of flame storm gauntlets. The Terror Troops rule, The Relentless Advance Rule, Inceptor Strike, and Specialised Ammo rule.
This would cost less then the price of one box of 10 Primaris for any other squad type, but more importantly it would mean they are ready to go right now rather then having to repaint them to match my wolves who are already due to be repainted.
Which reminds me. What do we think about Bobcat orange and white, or maybe Kubota Orange and Dark Grey?
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I'll stop pestering you about trading for your Reiver Demon. Since I have my own now! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Round of 16384 - Batch 211
Batch 211 voting is now open. The following polls are currently open:
Batch 211
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Batch 209
Batch 208
Batch 207
Batch 206
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Batch 204 results will be up soon.
The full list of matchups for today is:
Shuko vs Shield Sphere
Coalition Flag vs Strategy, Schmategy
Snapback vs Vector Asp
Garruk's Companion vs Servant of the Conduit
Shocker vs Bedlam
Molten Sentry vs Whalebone Glider
Alabaster Wall vs Sensei's Divining Top
Wren's Run Packmaster vs Shizuko, Caller of Autumn
Sanitarium Skeleton vs Monsoon
Eldritch Evolution vs Marker Beetles
Dragon's Claw vs Silk Net
Renowned Weaver vs Rugged Highlands
Azorius Guildmage vs Homarid Warrior
Hijack vs Noble Benefactor
Vedalken Mastermind vs Nameless Race
Damia, Sage of Stone vs Mogg Raider
Night's Whisper vs Touch of Invisibility
Steely Resolve vs Jungle Lion
Painful Memories vs Avacyn, Guardian Angel
Traveling Plague vs Necromaster Dragon
_____ vs Hull Breach
Silent Artisan vs Aven Brigadier
Planar Birth vs Joraga Warcaller
Shimatsu the Bloodcloaked vs Ebon Dragon
Torment vs Biting Rain
Assassin's Strike vs Tel-Jilad Exile
Zombie Brute vs Kavu Recluse
Reiver Demon vs Russet Wolves
Victim of Night vs Stensia Masquerade
Primal Frenzy vs Pure Reflection
Windreaver vs Flow of Maggots
Phantatog vs Awaken the Ancient
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