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[sonicroyalrumble]

Sonic Royal Rumble: Preliminary #5 (Oops, all Acorns pt. 2)

Left: Alexander Acorn

Right: Abraham Acorn, George Acorn, Julius Acorn, Raphael Acorn, Reginald Acorn, Romulus Acorn, Sebastian Acorn (None of them have images)

[arcadekitten]

Strange question that I'm not sure if it's already been asked, but if you had to associate the main 5 + snd to a certain smell (example: Mary to hibiscus) what do you think it would be? Bonus points for what you think their favorite scent is! (Sorry if this is a weird question btw!!)

I have been asked something similar in the past but I will answer again! (also since the SND cast is part of it too!)

Mary - Usually has a spritz or two of perfume, and the perfume totally has some gothic naming like "Poison Kiss" "Midnight Fog" "Castle Rose" "Vampire's Keep", etc. It smells pretty and helps to cover up any undesirable smells.

Reginald - Smells like the well-loved pages of a book, and coffee.

Vasilis - Smells...clean. Sometimes the clean smell is like "recently showered" and sometimes the clean smell is like "recently used a bunch of antibacterial wipes to clean porcelain"

Crowven - Smells like cigarettes

Twyla - Usually smells pretty clean, like the "recently showered and has nice shampoo" clean. Will wear expensive perfumes if attending a fancy event

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Stella - I think Stella smells like...a clean waterfall you find on a forest walk. Like when you take a whiff and it feels like your sinuses have been cleared and your chest feels light. Like it goes deeper than smell.

Lambchop - When not reeking of blood from a recent killing, he smells like his candy shop. Very artificially sweet.

Ruuuby - Smells like a bakery, of course! Fresh baked bread and cookies a plenty

Acorn - Smells nutty! Like opening a jar of peanut butter or hazelnut spread

Buck - Buck is very boyband to me and so I think he smells like cologne. But like, a very gentle cologne. Something with vanilla perhaps

Raj - Smells like tea and homemade cooking. Food that's very filling and savory

[avasummerofficial]

My Opinions On Arcadekitten Ships:

Which one is your favorite?

[britishalien12]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy), Reginald Hargreeves Additional Tags: Time Travel, Inspired by The Umbrella Academy, Planting the Acorn Summary:

Five was not always destined for time travel.

Wrote my first story in about a decade after The Umbrella Academy took over my life.

[suparhythm]

The Rats Syndicate of Squawking Valley

YES! This is worth reading. Its a short story about the Rats Syndicate. Its thrilling, adventurous as well as humorous. Check it out.

In the heart of Squawking Valley, a quaint hamlet nestled amongst towering oak trees and bustling with feathered families, lurked a most curious shadow. No, it wasn’t a fearsome owl with a penchant for midnight snacks, nor a cunning fox with a thirst for mischief. It was the Rats Syndicate, a ragtag assembly of rodents reigning supreme over Squawking Valley with a velvet paw and a twinkle in…

[little-forest-goblin]

Forget-me-nots

(In this Five x lila never happened. They only sibling bonded in that damned subway. also in this they didnt cease to exist and become marigolds they ended up going into a different timeline with none of there powers even existing)

Synopsis: After the cleanse everyone had ended up forgetting who they were in the messed up timelines and lived normal lives. But what happens when you remember your husband that doesn’t quite remember you.

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Well this is an interesting turn of events.

You always did feel like something was off. Like something was missing but now knowing you were right is quite freaky to say the least. As a kid you wondered why you had strange dreams. dreams of another life. When you were a kid you’d lay down in your little bed tucked in cozy and snug and look out the window at the stars and moon until you would sleep and then the odd dreams would start. You would always ask your mom about it but she would tell you that its your imagination and that its just dreams and nothing to worry about but every night its like you were in another world. You began to look forward to these dreams brushing your teeth and hopping into bed as quick as possible. There was one thing that kept you coming back. Him. The boy in your dreams. As you grew up he grew up with you in the dreams. You and him got closer in the dreams. When you were younger you found it odd that his name was a five hargreeves. like the number five. you asked him about it but he never did give a straight answer. Either way you and him had your fun pissing off the father in your dreams, reginald. You hated that man even though he was just in your dreams. You hated how he treated vanya(viktor) but you were powerless against his cruel gaze and sharp words.

Around when you turned 13 your dreams took a turn. You and five had crushes on each other and were together all the time. One day in your dreams at the dinner table everyone was eating and doing their own things. Reginald was at the head listening to the record, luther and allison where giving eachother goo goo eyes, klaus was probably rolling a joint under the table, vanya(viktor) ate quietly trying to avoid any scrutiny from reginald, diego was also silently eating and ben was casually reading. Suddenly five took his knife and stabbed it into the table. reginald looked at him “Number 5?” he said in that monotonous tone of disinterest and mild annoyance. “I have a question.” Reginald looked back down at his food “Knowledge is a admirable goal, but you know the tules no talking during mealtimes. You are interrupting Herr carlson” Five looked over at you and you gave him a look basically telling to ‘please tread lightly we both know how father is’ five smiled softly at you before looking back over at reginald with annoyance “I want to time travel” reginald shook his head softly using that damned tone “No” five was quick to answer “But im ready” he pushed out of his chair slowly making a light wood on tile scrape “I’ve been practicing my spatial jumps, just like you said” to prove it he demonstrated said spatial jumps by appearing next to reginald at the head of the table “See?” reginald sighed and picked up his glass “A spatial jump is trivial when compared to the unknowns of time travel one is like sliding along the ice, the other is akin to descending blindly into the depths of the freezing water and reappearing as an acorn.” you silently looked and saw vanya(viktor) silently shaking her head telling him that its not a good idea to continue with this. you must’ve missed some of the conversation cause soon five over to you taking your hand and walking outside pushing open the gate and walking down the street. you were a little shook “Five, what are you doing?” you asked with concern. he didnt look at you and kept walking straight ahead. “We are going to time travel.” you were gonna protest saying what if reginald might be right which he of course countered saying that reginald was mean old bastard and that he doesnt know what he is talking about. You finally agreed and nervously but excitedly jumped with him. you were amazed by the things you saw. you looked around at what is the city but in a different time with a big smile. you laughed as you jumped again and he smiled at you with a small blush tinging his cheeks that you didn’t notice considering you were looking around eventually they jumped into the winter time. you gave a small yelp at the suddenness of the cold and laughed with him as he chuckled at your yelp and then you humped again and were plunged into a hellish landscape. the world destroyed. Fires that burned and raged on. Buildings crumpled and destroyed. dust and smoke lay thick in the air. “F-Five! what happened?! whats going on?!” you panicked and looked to him. he looked just as confused and worried as you “I-I dont know! hold on im getting us back home!” he tried to use his time traveling powers but it just didnt work his hands glowed blue ans crackled to life but it just wouldn’t work. you and him panicked and you and him ran back to what was once the academy. there you saw it crumpled and you saw him fall to his knee’s in shock and distraught. you came over to him and held him even though you were shaking and panicking yourself you tried to help him the best you could.

From that day on your dreams had changed significantly. Every night your dreams felt like years. you and him trapped in that apocalyptic hell surviving on what you can whether its bugs and rotten food. sickness and weariness. you both had each other and thats all that you needed. You and him grew closer in the dreams. Eventually when you were both around the age of 18 you and him officially dated. You and him together and your love uniting you two to be a surviving duo. Though you wished the situation was different but you are glad you could do it with him. you both even made a good friend named dolores. God she was great funny and had a kind heart and had sass to her. Eventually when you where both in your mid twenties you and him had been dating for 6 or 7 years you and him married. He had made matching wedding rings he had made for the metal scrap. it was beautiful and you said yes immediately. You and him were now Mr and Mrs hargreeves. Dolores was the biggest supporter of this happening. Now you wish you could say the dreams didn’t affect you in the waking world but oh they did. You felt wrong every time you had a boyfriend or girlfriend cause you felt like a married woman and hell you even caught yourself saying ‘me and my husband’ a few times which threw people off and you’d have to correct yourself apologizing and making up any excuse that fit. Either way you felt dirty and disloyal for dating so you stayed single and waited till night to be by your husband again.

Eventually at a certain point in the dreams you and him grew old and eventually the handler came along recruiting you and him into the commission to be assassins. He never stopped writing in that journal of his to help you and him leave this and go back home. Eventually you and him did it and got home and to summarize that apocalypse after apocalypse after apocalypse until you and him were older and he worked for the CIA and lila and diego and all that. Until one day everything clicked in place after a certain dream of being in the cleanse and letting the universe reset and it felt like your life now and the dreams collided into one being merging into you until you woke with a start with a remembrance of everything. Holy shit those aren’t dreams those are real. That was your life. Its like realization hit you like a truck. No wonder you never dreamed of anything else. No wonder you had trouble getting in relationships. No wonder something felt missing but felt right when in the dream.

For a while you fell into this depression missing your husband and missing being with and around him. Missing the small things and missing the shared moments whether it was comfortable silence. One day you were out getting coffee at a coffee shop cause you just needed something to wake you up before heading to work. you walked out the shop and accidentally bumped into someone. You paused and turned to them “Oh my god im so sorry!” the man turned to you and you felt goosebumps down your legs and spine. It was five your beloved husband. You stared in shock and he looked at you and fixed his suit “Its alright. I should’ve been more careful.” He seemed to avoid your eye as he fixed his suit not looking at you at all until he walked away without giving a glance. you stared dumbfounded as he walked and turned the corner. You stood for a moment considering following him but your rational thought told you thats a bad idea cause you’ll look like a creep but eventually the desperation got to you and you followed after him making sure to try and stay hidden. God you felt like a creep but you just needed to know.

Eventually you found he lived in an apartment building a few blocks from your own. why you never saw him? you don’t know. Either way when you got home you tried to figure out a way for him to maybe recognize you. Did he remember you? Did he also have what he thought were dreams? You thought for days until you got an idea and you rushed grabbing your purse and keys and headed out to your car.

~Fives POV~

Its been a few days. A few days and that strange woman wont leave my head. Its been tearing me apart. Who was she? why does she seem familiar? When she bumped me why did my skin tingle and alight like a fireplace having a lit match thrown in. For days now i’ve been sitting and pondering about her but i’ve tried in vain to make her leave my head. I’ve tried to distract myself to no avail. Its a Saturday afternoon and its oddly peaceful. Im making my normal cup of coffee though i should drink water. I can hear her in my head telling me to drink water instead of so much coffee all the time. I smile softly looking back at the dreams. I look at my ring finger seeing the ring i made in my dreams. I couldn’t bare to part with it i had to make it. I wanted her to be real and put that ring on her finger all over again but in the waking world. Suddenly a knock at the door interrupt my thoughts. I groan and went to the door. Who is here at this time of day? i look through the peephole seeing no one. odd. i open the chain lock and look around seeing nobody until i look to the floor and there laid a bouquet. Not just any bouquet its full of scorpion grasses or more commonly known as forget me nots. where did i read or learn about this? i have no clue. wait where did i learn this? I look at there blue color and then suddenly there’s a throb in my head and i remember something in my dreams. Forget me nots… the untouched field…his proposal…

With shaking hands i picked up the bouquet and looked at it gently feeling one of the petals. I remember that day like it was yesterday.

~in the “dream”~

The sun beat down on you and him. Thankfully there was a light breeze and they had gotten to a more rural area. countryside if you will. the years they spent here cause the plants to come back but in full force growing over things and vining up walls and over bricks and glass. You and him carefully were searching the ruins of the house careful for glass and rust. Five called to you “Careful for any glass, love!” you chuckled and looked to him as he searched under some bricks of what used to be a kitchen portion of the small farmhouse “You act as if we haven’t been doing this since we were 13.” he gave a lopsided smile and stood up from his crouched position “Yes but i also remember you distinctly cutting your arm on some collapsed metal rafting after i told you to be careful for them.” you looked at him in amused disbelief “That was one time! one time! You still hold that over my head?!” you laughed in amusement and incredulously. he put his hands in his pocket and walked closer to you “Not holding over your head, love, just watching out for my clumsy girl and no its been multiple times now.” he stopped infront of you with a smug but loving look. You were about to protest but opted to stay quiet and continue you and his search for sustenance all while grumbling about how yo it not all THAT clumsy. He laughed amused by your silence “What was that love?” you looked to him and narrowed your eyes playfully “Shouldn’t you be helping me out here?” he chuckled and went over to the kitchen to search cabinets. After some time of you searching with no avail you stood dusting your gloved hands off and looked around till you looked out a broken window to behind the house seeing a field. you curiously went to the unhinged door and stepped through to find a flower field. A field of forget me nots. You took in the beauty. it’s been a while since you saw beauty such as this in a dead end world. You smiled walking of the old porch and into the middle of the field and laid down in the middle of it smiling closing your eyes and sighing. Meanwhile five had found some food in a cabinet and thank god for it being unopened canned food and not twinkies. he shudders when he thinks of that. he calls to you “Babe! i found some food. We even got some canned pie filling. i call dibs on…” he trails off when he doesnt hear you answer. he turned his head and walked to the once was the living room. “Babe?” he looked around till he saw your figure laid in the field. he smiled and went out the back door and went to you standing over you. “enjoying yourself, love?” you opened your eyes looking up at him smiling and nodded. he chuckled and looked around at the peace and serenity of the moment. he looked back to you and decided now was the tight time. “Babe, i wanna ask you something.” you furrowed your brows a little and sat up “What is it baby? something wrong?” he chuckled and smiled and watched as you stood “No nothing wrong infact better then ever.” he took your hand kissing the top of it then bringing your hand over his heart. “My love, you have been the best thing to happen to me. Before dating, before getting stuck in the apocalypse and before things went to shit. I love you and always will. You have been the best thing to happen to me.” your eyes went a little wide as he lowered to own knee “Five…” he smiled up at her pulling out the ring that was to fit her finger “Y/N L/N will you be my wife?” you smiled and tears fell down he cheeks and she nodded “Yes!” she leaped on him in a hug laughing he felt relief flood him like a tidal wave. he hugged you back tightly till he pulled back and took your hand sliding the ring on your fingers and kissing you to seal the deal.

~End of “Dream”~

He was wide eyed shocked as dreams collided with reality and realization hit his face “Oh my god….”

~Your POV~

you where hiding as you watched him from the door. a little stalkerish? yes. then again thats your husband and it seems as though he is remembering. You smiled as everything went according to plan now all you had to do was walk out and reveal yourself but sadly your shoe laces had come undone and you fell out in the open with a ‘Umph’ you groaned and sat back up “Ow son of a bi-“ you then remembered and looked to five who was looking at you with shock and love and desperation. “babe…its you…Y/N” you looked to him nervously swallowed and nodded “Five?” you and him felt whole again seeing eachother but the desperation to be closer pulled you in and you ran into his arms as fast as you had fallen. You peppered his face in kisses “Oh i never thought i’d see you again! I thought i’d be destined to be alone.” he chuckled and held you close then captured your lips in a tender kiss till he pulled back and laid his forehead on his. his hands on either of your cheeks. “I cant tell you how much i missed you.” She smiled and held his own face between her hands. “I love you five” he smiled and kissed you again pulling back softly “I love you too”. Everything my felt right again. Whole. Complete. You had your husband back and he had his wife back. For the rest of the day both you and him where wrapped up in each others arms. embraced. Catching up with whats been going on and laid down in bed kissing and cuddling. Everything was as it should be.

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Hey y’all i hope you guys liked this story! Im not to good at writing but I’m trying my best. I hope you enjoyed and hope you have a good day ❤️

P.S sorry for any grammatical errors

[wyvchard]

Flufftober 2024 Day 5

Prompts for today: Acorn, Chestnut, Pine Cone

Prompt/s used: Acorn, Chestnut, Pine Cone

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Agent Phoenix looked at Dr. Roxana Prism with a slight frown as they slumped their head onto the desk.

"Reginald asked me to do this. If you have any complaints, tell him."

They groaned, lazily picking up the samples with their TK. "Out of every possible thing to go undercover as, it's someone knowledgeable in plants. We have fake plants in the agency, not real ones."

"We would have gotten you something related to birds but apparently, there are too many of them." She watched as they slowly waved it around, making it dance via telekinesis.

It wasn't what her implants were made to do, yet it was an unexpected source of beauty that was them.

A small hint of pride filled her with joy as they took a break to just mess around, a contrast to their former state during their "mission" together.

It's a good time to take a break, anyway.

[ru-fiction]

Unknown Territory: Five x Fem Reader

Chapter 3: Run Boy Run

Five is aged up here.

Five Hargreeves

You

Diego Hargreeves

Klaus Hargreeves

Allison Hargreeves

Vanya Hargreeves

Ben Hargreeves

Luther Hargreeves

Pogo

Grace

Comic Cha Cha - C.C.

Comic Hazel - C.H.

Cha Cha

Hazel

Everyone else is in white.

Grace starts the record player, a weatherman's voice reverberated throughout the room. Grace grabs a little bell and starts ringing it, soft chimes gaining the attention of the children.

All of them came to the dining hall one by one standing behind a chair waiting for their father to present himself.

Hargreeves finally makes his way into the room and gives them permission to sit.

Allison and Luther make eyes at each other as the rest of the kids start to dig into their meals. All of them except Five however whom was currently glaring daggers at his so called father. Ben pulls out a book to read Klaus was doing something secretive.

Five picks up his knife and stabs it into the table gaining everyone's attention including Hargreeves though he refused to look at him.

"Number Five."

"I have a question."

Five states with an annoyed smile on his face. He hated when Reginald did that it was like he saw them as less than.

"Knowledge is an admirable goal, but you know the rules. No talking during meal times. You are interrupting Herr Carlson."

Five's frowns.

"I want to time travel."

"No."

"But I'm ready. I've been practicing my spatial jumps, just like you said."

Five stands from his seat. Hargreeves still refuses to look at him which causes Five to glare at him before teleporting at his side.

"See?"

Five was starting to get upset. Why couldn't he acknowledge that he was getting better. Aren't parents supposed to encourage their kids?

"A spatial jump is trivial when compared with the unknowns of time travel."

Five looked at his siblings but they were all ignoring the fit he was throwing.

"One is like sliding along ice, the other is akin to descending blindly into the depths of the freezing water and reappearing as an acorn."

Five sighs to himself.

"Well, I don't get it."

"Hence the reason you're not ready."

Five glances at his siblings again this time they were all looking at him. Vanya shook her head at him signaling for him to stop. It only angered him because he didn't think they believed in him.

"I'm not afraid."

"Fear is not the issue. The effects it might have on your body, even on your mind, are far too unpredictable."

Hargreeves finally looks at him, there as a fierce glare and deep frown on his face.

"Now, I forbid you to talk about this anymore."

Five looked at him with eyes full of resentment, there was a look of contempt on his face.

Five glares at the ground as Hargreeves turns his attention back to his plate. Five walks out of the dining hall catching everyone's attention.

"Number Five! You haven't been excused."

Five ignored his statement and headed outside.

"Come back here!"

Five walks the streets with a determined look on his face. Who cares if his family didn't believe in him. He was going to show them. Show him. That he was ready. If Hargreeves wasn't going to show him how to time travel, he'll do it himself.

Five begins to run holding his hands out in front of him. His hands begin to shine a bright blue color and as he spreads his hands apart the trees that were once lifeless now had blossoming flowers and bright green leaves.

Five looks behind him and smiles, there were more people outside now and different stands, new restaurants.

"Not ready, my ass."

Now more confident he jumps again. This time snow filled the ground, the air was cold and frigid. There were few were people on the streets and now buildings were put on lease.

He jumps one last time and what he sees shocks him.

Everything was destroyed, buildings were either torn down to debris or on fire. There was no one walking around that he could see. The air was fogged from all the smoke, it was hard to breathe.

He looked around in panic, this was not what he had expected when he decided to jump. This couldn't be the future, how could the world go to shit so fast...

He turned to run, heading home to find his siblings only to come to the hard truth of his home being burned down. It was hard to believe that this happened, where was everyone?

"Vanya! Ben! Dad! Anyone!"

He was scared. He had to warn them what was about to happen.

He balled his fist ready to jump but nothing happened, his hands weren't glowing. He tried again and again but still nothing.

"Come on!"

He was starting to get frustrated with himself. He should be able to do this no problem, he did it before. He got here just fine, he should be able to jump back.

But his body refused, it wouldn't let him and he had to come to terms with the fact that his father was right.

"Shit!"

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"Wow out one prison and into another."

You shake your head in disbelief, Five shrugs relishing in the feel of your hand playing with his brown locks as his head laid in your lap.

"Dolores makes it bearable."

"What about me?"

Five smiles at you teasingly.

"I could do without you."

You gave him a faux look of annoyance and pushed him off your lap causing him to laugh.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Come back."

Five reaches out for you still laughing.

"Cuddle up with your doll."

Five groans still reaching for you.

"She's not as warm as you."

You roll your eyes when Five wrapped his arms around you and placed his face in your stomach.

"What am I gonna do with you?"

"Oh please, you know you love me."

He had no idea.

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Five was currently walking the streets late at night after leaving Vanya's apartment. He was currently pissed off right now. He didn't know if it was because he no longer looked his age but his siblings were not taking anything he said seriously.

It didn't matter though because whether they were helping or not, Five was going to stop the apocalypse, He had to.

With his mind focused on one thing and one thing only he didn't notice the blue light that shined behind his back.

You watched as the figure walked further and further into the darkness in case it had been one of those people Five had warned you to watchout for at night. When the figure is a safe distance away from you; you stand from the ground and start to dust yourself off.

"Okay Five, where are you?"

You started to look around at your surroundings. You didn't know where you were supposed to go, it's been awhile since you've been here and it's even more different now that there were actual buildings around. You were used to seeing tons of merpeople back home but it was a relief to see actual people on the deserted land you came to know, up until now the only people you've interacted with had been Five, some of your ex coworkers at the commission and people that you either had to kill or were on the brink of death, all isolated conditions. Sure you didn't talk to the figure but it was a nice change.

You let out a yawn, slowly rubbing your tired eyes, you were exhausted after today. Finding Five would have to wait and with your tracker now out of your system you actually felt safe enough to get some rest.

With that in mind you went on a search to find a nice place to sleep however unbeknownst to you, there was someone else looming in the shadows waiting for the right moment to strike.

You had ended up finding some type of motel. You realized that you didn't have any money on you but the staff was nice enough to cut a deal with you for the night. The guy had directed you to a small room, it wasn't very nice looking and it didn't have conditioning but you were happy with it regardless.

You moved one of the dressers near the door seeing as they put you in a room with no lock, you took a cold bath before checking the window and finally heading to bed.

Outside of the Motel, a taxi pulled up and out stepped two of the four assassins sent to take care of you and Five. A man and woman dressed in blue suits. Hazel and ChaCha.

The two walked into the building and spoke with the staff. The man hands them a key card.

"Room 225."

The two of them look at the man confused. Or ChaCha did Hazel looked around disinterested.

"Where's the other room?"

The other room happened to be the broken down room he had ended up giving to you. He didn't want to admit it so he lied.

"Um... Only one room was booked."

Hazel sighs and whispers to himself.

"Dammit I'm sick of this cost-cutting bullshit."

"Just tell me there's two beds."

ChaCha says firmly.

"Yes Ma'am. Real firm."

ChaCha was not amused.

"How long will you be staying with us?"

"Just the one night. I believe there's a package waiting for us."

The guy nods at her and goes to grab it. He comes back with a box addressed to them. ChaCha grabs the box while Hazel grabs the key card and they go about their day.

Not too far from the motel was an abandoned laboratory, It was dark and dusty, the owner clearly hadn't been there in years. The whirl of machinery started to sound and soon multiple different red lights started to fill the room.

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Griddy's was surrounded by different cop cars, there was caution tape surrounding the building and faint drops of blood on the ground. Agnes sat in one of the booths, she was still shaken up about the events that transpired.

One of the cops who went by the name Detective Patch walked around the building shocked by the amount of bodies.

"This is a once in a blue moon type situation, I'd say."

"I'm inclined to agree."

Her boss sighed.

"Same gun on every vic, all M4s. All the castings are .223s."

She informs him of the findings.

"Know what I think? I think these idiots all shot each other."

She said confidently, her boss added to the statement.

"And stabbed. One in the throat."

He shivered.

"One in the eye, and this guy got his neck snapped."

He falls joining her on the ground to inspect the body.

"All quick and efficient kills."

"These are definitely professionals. Dumb, but professionals. Any witnesses?"

"Yes, one."

He points at Anges. Patch walks up to the woman wanting to ask her about what happened.

"It was a slow night. It was quiet. My last two customers were this.. older guy and— and his kid."

Patch nods.

"The guy had a dough— No, that's not right. The guy had an éclair, and the kid had— had coffee. I went-- I went into the back room... To just get some more change. Then I heard his truck start up. They drove away."

Anges recounts remembering the gun shots.

"I heard shots."

She remembered jumping under the desk, cowering until the guns stopped.

"By the time I got back in here. Everyone was..."

She couldn't say it, she wanted to cry.

"Was you know."

"Was there anyone else in the shop?"

Patch asked gently. Agnes shook her head.

"I'm sorry, not to be rude, 'cause you seem super sweet, but..."

She pauses remembering the brunette man who was dressed in dark clothing and a green jacket that came earlier that night.

"do I have to go through all this again?"

Patch was confused.

"Again?"

"Well I already told the other detective everything."

Patch made an annoyed look, she knew who it was but she had to ask anyway.

"What other detective?"

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Diego walks out from the back of the building. He sighs when he sees all the police outside of his exit door.

"Shit. Hang on, let me—"

He tried to talk but Patch wasn't having any of it and tases him. She cuffs him and berates him as she walks him towards the front of the store. Diego tries to flirt to get under her skin and she ends up taking his walkie and everything else important that he had besides his mask.

"That you can keep."

"You used to like that."

"Not anymore."

"Where's Lupo?"

"Not here."

"Can I talk to him?"

"Nope."

Diego sighs.

"By the way, this thing might look like a botched robbery, but my gut's telling me something else is going on here."

Patch rolls her eyes.

"Look, the waitress, she mentioned that Ishmael's Tow Truck guy. Maybe they saw something."

"You're not police, Diego, remember?"

"Yeah, I know."

He says sarcastically as she puts him in the back of the police car.

"Do you? Because you show up and act like you can be a part of this, and you can't, not anymore."

She says to him closing the door, sometimes she felt like she was a mother scolding a child when it came to him.

"I'm good at this. You know I can help you. Ask Lupo."

"I know you give me agita. And I do not need... I do not want your help. And I'll make sure the boss talks to Lupo."

Diego glares at her, he was frustrated. His whole life, taught to fight crime and people act like he can't even do that.

Patch walks off as a crowd of people look at the commotion at Griddy's, Hazel and ChaCha being apart of the crowd. ChaCha was silently judging the agents that were burnt to a crisp outside of the building.

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You woke up to the sound of the soft chirping of the birds, their little song reminding you of Tigger. Though you couldn't hear him then, his dancing told you he was.

You smiled as you listened to their song wanting to join in with them. You finally stand up to get ready for the day.

You looked at yourself in the mirror there was a small splatter of blood on your suit, faint enough at night but not quite in the day. You took it off and started to wash your face. While washing your face you had the urge to drink from the sink, you hadn't had water in a while and you needed it in your system to be able to use your powers, C.H. and C.C. was currently after you and you had no idea where they were. You never know when you need to turn into a mermaid (less likely) or blow out someone's eardrums.

After mulling over your options you decided it's better safe than sorry and drunk from the sink. Your skin was starting to gain some color and you felt way better.

After that you walked out and had a chat with the staff member from the night before. You waved at him as you left.

"See you later, I will have your money by then. Thank you."

You walked out and smiled as the sun beamed down on your skin, you used to have a bad relationship with the sun. Being alone on a deserted land, crawling around with a heavy tail while being dried out will do that. But over the years it's become a solace, after meeting The Handler everything had become dark but the sun was always there shining bright and you had begun to admire it.

It was nice to see the sky, it was just as blue as the ocean. You hadn't gotten to see it like this before. The air was filled with smoke around the time you came on land, it polluted the sky and other times you were too occupied to notice it when taking care of business.

There was nature, birds, trees, people, lots of people not the lifeless corpses you've come to see across your many years on land.

This was what your mom saw, the way she described the human world before she...

You let out a deep sigh. As you were walking past a park, a terrorized scream filled the air.

And just like that, you were reminded that the human world was in fact not like the stories your mother told you.

Next🫧⏳

[shaahrazad]

“Start small seconds not decades. A lot can change in a matter of seconds. One could overthrow an empire, One could fall in love. An acorn does not become a tree overnight.”

— Sir Reginald Hargreeves

[thenoisrevshowdown]

Hello! And welcome to the Noisrev Character Showdown!

As many of you may have seen, I (as an anon) asked Arcadekitten if I could make a tournament of her characters, to which she said yes, so here we are!

Here I will pit all the noisrev characters that have been posted or shown by Arcade so far against each other! In a friendly competition to see whos the most liked of course!

I am currently trying to make sure I have found all the characters shes shown previously, so the bracket is not finished yet, though heres a list of all the characters I plan to include so far, feel free to suggest others I may be forgetting!

Mary

Reginald

Crowven

Twyla

Vasilis

Lydian

Sunny

Zapara

Theodore

Aesriel

Netina

Mitzi

Ollie

Gunter

Jaxter

Acanthibar

Moth student

Ms. B / Bubblegum

Nova

Jik Jak

Ovidius

Pogo Gogo

Clyde

Capella

Savannah

Aubrey

Yoyo

Esmond

Nana

Vis

Darwin

Furnado

Raphael

Necrotary

Ryo

Embry

Mafuma

Venna

Rune

Ingram

Stella

Lambchop

Acorn

Ruuuby

Raj

Buck

Corona

Detective Steeler Woods

Embrys Mom

Embrys Dad

Gus

Mallory

Hyllindrix

Nurse

Loveday

Ioro

Drekeraide

Minspella

Emerald

Griindel

Lucky

Angel

Death

Denzin

Barnaby

Delaney

Henrietta

Maggie

PB

Kira

Jonesy

Cupid

Vanity

Voltin

Pencimillion

Marina

Marcus

Wolfgang

Rosalind

Cross

Yoshima

Ray

Rilleta

Carnelian

Zapper

Ledia

Hera

Aurelia

Tarsus

Charlotte

Unnamed Mantis Wife

Myxo

Sorrela

Denor

Comber

Echo

Bianca

Viper

Elaine

Cain

Jane

Skater Mary

Cowgirl Mary

Cowboy Reginald

Lixue

Sinobia

Elowen

Felicity

Gertrude

Two-Ass

Merlot

Ed

Dieasel

Black Sheep Lambchop

Enide

Hailey

They're

Fia

[dorthea07]

~ Five x Y/n Moments ~

Background: Blurbs of Y/n and Five being a married couple. Warnings: Short.

~~<3~<3~<3~<3~<3~<3~<3~<3~<3~<3~<3~<3~<3~<3~<3~<3~<3~<3~~

“You’re a terrible father, did you know that?” Y/n shakes her head.

“Well, preach it to me,” Reginald nods as he sits in the velvet chair across from her. “Set me straight.”

“Do you have any idea how special your son is?” Y/n continues.

“Be more specific,” Reginald crosses his legs. “I have more than one.”

“Five. Five Hargreeves.”

“Ah,” Reginald nods. “Him. The one who has yet to become an acorn.”

“He is an incredible and genius person,” Y/n crosses her arms. “And you don’t give him enough credit. He has brought your family together more than you ever have to help stop the end of the world.”

~ <3 ~

“Five? Do you think it looks bad?” Y/n bites her lip between her teeth as she stares at the scene before her.

An old man, bleeding out from a bullet to the chest lies on the concrete in front of them.

“I’ve seen worse,” Five says nonchalantly.

“This is why I love you,” Y/n softens, looking over at her husband with a smile.

“I love you more, Love,” Five smiles softly, taking her hand in his.

“Impossible,” Y/n places a soft kiss against his lips.

~ <3 ~

The room remains quiet as Five flips through book after book, scouring for something.

“I’m craving tea so much right now,” Y/n sighs, leaning her back against one of the many bookshelves in the room. “Tea does go perfectly with reading.”

Five looks up from the book he was looking at with a certain twinkle in his eye that Y/n could never get used to.

“What?” Y/n smiles slightly, raising an eyebrow.

“I saw a coffee shop not too far from here,” Five answers. “I’m sure they have tea.”

“You’re amazing,” Y/n smiles wider. “I love the way you pay attention to little details.”

Y/n walks over to Five and places a kiss on his cheek.

“Well, what are we waiting for?” Five smirks. “Let’s go.”

[sonicroyalrumble]

Tiebreaker #2 (For Preliminary #5)

[arcadekitten]

HELLO!!! I LIKE UR GAMES SM!! just curious, is there any lesbian or bi characters? if im not wrong crowvan is bi but i dont really know abt other characters since i started playing ur games recently! i was just curious of this!! thank you!! ヾ(^▽^*)))

Oh buddy pal don't you know it!!

For the sake of ease right now I'm only going to go over characters who have appeared in games already, but know there's more than these:

Canonically bi characters: Mary, Reginald, Crowven, Stella, Ms.B/Bubblegum, Clyde, Esmond, Vis, Furnando (Mary and Reginald are also both bi-ace) Next,

Lesbian characters: Angel, Sunny, Savannah, Nana, Acorn (I also think Savannah might be an ace lesbian)

[misterah13]

All SpongeBob characters

SpongeBob SquarePants

Gary The Snail

Shelley The Scallop

Patrick Star

Squidward Tentacles

Sandy Cheeks

Mr Eugene H Krabs

Sheldon J Plankton

Karen Plankton

Mrs Penelope Puff

Pearl Krabs

Larry The Lobster

The Flying Dutchman

King Neptune

Queen Amphitrite

Triton

Princess Mindy

Jody

King Neptune’s Mother

Mermaid Man

Barnacle Boy

Pyrite Ponderer

Miss Appear

The Elastic Waistband

Captain Magma

The Quickster

Madame Kassandra

Madame Hagfish

Squilvia

Squidette

Squidina Star

Bunny Star

Cecil Star

Herb Star

Margie Star

Grand Pat

Uncle GrandPat

Inga Star

Ed Star

Sam Star

Silly Star

Confused Star

Hungry Star

Janet Star

Marty Star

Patrick Nonstar

Ice Cream King

P-1000

Elephant Snail

Moose Snail

Squilliam Fancyson

Ma Cheeks

Pa Cheeks

Granny Cheeks

Randy Cheeks

Rowdy Cheeks

Rosie Cheeks

Sparky

Sue Nahmee

Cuda

Kyle

Phoebe

Rattlesnakes

Man Ray

Dirty Bubble

Harold SquarePants

Margaret SquarePants

Grandma SquarePants

Grandpa SquarePants

Todd SquarePants

SpongeBox

SpongeBox’s Holographic Doorman

Burger Beard

Prawn

Craig Mammalton

Rosy Cheeks

Macadamia

Pistachio

Hazelnut

Kenny The Cat

Regigilled The Octopus

Wise Kraken

Krakens

Goth Whale

Doctor Marmalade

Professor Percy

Lord Reginald

Atomic Flounder

Jumbo Shrimp

Sinister Slug

The Octopus King

The Moth

Breakfast Monster

Kelp Thing

DoodleBob

Clam Head Candy Cad

Jeff Tentacles

Kevin C Cucumber

Gordon Plankton

Cletus Plankton

Mama Plankton

Plankton 2.0

Betsy Krabs

Redbeard Krabs

Mr Doodles The Worm

Krabs Senior

Mrs Tentacles

Granny Tentacles

Jeff Tentacles

Plankton’s Ancestors, Cousins and Family

Granny Plankton

Spot The Amoeba

Chip Plankton

Lighthouse Louie

Otto

King Poseidon

Sage

Tony The Sea Turtle

Sea Turtles

Anchor Man

Buford

Cletus

Luther

Wonder Whale

Robot Mantis

King Jellyfish

Queen Jellyfish

Jellyfish

Blue Crested Blaster Jellyfish

Speckled Squirter Jellyfish

Two Fisted Jumper Jellyfish

Gold Throated Singer Jellyfish

No Name/Friend The Blue Jellyfish

Ol Bessy The Jellyfish

Dopey Dick The White Jellyfish

Firejellies

Jellybee

Bat Jellyfish

Moon Jellyfish

Jelliens

Jellien Leader

Seahorses

Sea Urchins

Clamu

Jennifer The Sea Anemone

Comb Jelly

Stingray

Stan The Manta Ray

Gulper Eel

Wormy

Professor Percy

Dr Marmalade

Lord Reginald

Fuzzy Acorns

Mystery The Seahorse

Sea Whelks

Sea Snails

Miss Marigold The Sea Snail

Penny Pinchers

Alaskan Bull Worm

The Sneaky Hermit

Hermit Crabs

Yeti Crabs

Federico The Waiter

Shrimp

Brine Shrimp/Sea Monkeys

Johnny Krill

Krill

Snellie

Sea Slug

Leech

Eel

Stanley S SquarePants

Captain Blue SquarePants

BlackJack SquarePants

Bubbles The Talking Dolphin

Janitor Bots

Ancient Warrior

Manatees/Sea Cows

Earless Seals

Bubble Buddy

Squidabeth

Clams

Scallops

Black Scallops

Karen Plankton 2.0

E.M.I.LP.

Fredrick

Abominable Snow Mollusk

Mermaid Teenager 1

Mermaid Teenager 2

Mermaid Teenager 3

Mermaid Teenager 4

Mermaid Teenager 5

Mermaid Teenager Incidentals

Mermaid 1 (The Cosmic Shake)

Mermaid 2 (The Cosmic Shake)

Mermaid 3 (The Cosmic Shake)

Sir Urchin

Snail Fail

Tooth Fairy (Character)

Narlene Narwhal

Nobbert Nobby Narwhal

WillyBob The Narwhal

Ma Narwhal

Pa Narwhal

Mr Eugene Krabs’s Three Nephews

Noseferatu

Kidferatu

Captain Of The Sea Ship Atlantis

Lord Royal Highness

Atlantean Royal Guards

Nando

Worm Hogs

Rolly The Dinosaur

Dinosaurs

Sea Dinosaurs

Sea Tigers

Sea Elephants

Sea Cows

Lucky The Sea Cow

Bessie

Sea Giraffes

Sea Bunnies

Sea Bears

Sea Spiders

Sea Chimps

Sea Monkeys

Sea Rhinoceroses

Sea Baboons

Sea Hippos

Sea Snakes

Sea Mules

Sewer Snake

Sea Monsters

Sea Monster

Fifi The Worm

Robot (Character)

Worms

Spotted Glistening Meadow Worms

Mrs Wormsley

Wormsley Children

Earworm

Peanut Worms

Nematodes

Rex The Worm

JK

Atlantean Citizens

The Greek Chorus

French Narrator

Goofy Goober

Mayhem Machine

Mr Sun

Patchy The Pirate

Potty The Parrot

Stephen Hillenburg

[the-time-travelers-admirer]

I still find it funny when Five explicitly said "I fell into the ice and never acroned..."

Because, if you understood Reginald's metaphor, you'd realize, Five acorned pretty mother fucking HARD.

And that is why one of my nicknames for him is my lil acorn and anytime I see an acorn I think of Five. 💕

[taiblogcomics]

Just Follow Your Knows

Hey there, high-impact dentistry. Narrowing down our pony backlog! We'll be back into much worse comics before April is out, don't you worry. Or maybe do worry! I might worry~

Here's the cover:

Now this is a properly gradiose cover for the kinds of things you might expect from this sort of story. Like, I would probably pick this one for the trade collection. Properly dramatic. Like, it's just really good, I dunno what else to say about it. But Sunny, of course you will always be in Twilight Sparkle's shadow. That's just kind of inevitable by nature of a franchise, especially following a beloved entry like Friendship is Magic.

So we open with Sunny screaming about how it's been going on too long and she can't take it anymore. Ah, I see she's been reading Avengers Arena in her off-time too. Actually, though, she's been monitoring a huge security station of TV screens. There's that technology leap that I don't care for again. At least she's not doing it alone, the whole of the Mane 5 are there observing. Despite complaints, it's actually Pipp who spots the odd one out first. Makes sense, she's the one who spends the most time in front of screens anyway.

Essentially somepony's done the "hold up a photograph to the camera" bit, except it's a crude drawing. How did it take them five minutes to notice between them five of them? Either way, it's the same cave they saw reflected in the Mirror of Mayhem's remains. Izzy also identifies the artstyle as Reginald the possum's, so the cave is definitely being occupied at the moment. I dunno why they were watching any other location, honestly. Without a moment to lose, our five heroes go taking off back to the ruins of Canterlot.

The lot of them do a sneaky, and they witness the aforementioned Reginald packing a suitcase for Discord. They manage to avoid being spotted, and follow the poss out of the castle. Pipp opts to livestream the stealth mission, and Izzy questions the sense of this. Pipp replies that it's fine, Reginald doesn't follow her on social media. Izzy is just concerned about filming somepony without their permission. Yes, this is all a real conversation in this comic. Long story short, their conversation alerts Reginald to their presence, and he runs off. Great job, everypony.

And before you think they can just watch Pipp's livestream back to see where Reginald went, Pipp was actually filming Izzy. You always follow where the drama goes strongest! But they do notice that they can't actually hear Izzy's dialogue, it's being drowned out by the river nearby. Stream pre-empted by stream, who could've seen that coming? But if the stream's been drowning out the dialogue the whole two hours they've been following Reginald, then he must be following the river. It's a lead, at least, but Pipp's gonna be mad this river gets followers she doesn't~

Izzy hangs back a moment, and Sunny notes that she seems a little bothered by a comment Discord made about being left behind. But of course Sunny didn't mean to, if Izzy had wings, she'd naturally invite her along! This doesn't seem to alleviate Izzy's worries. But before that can go any deeper, they finish following the river to its destination: Fluttershy's old house, now overgrown with foliage. They recognise this must be the animal sanctuary Discord mentioned--and they're not alone. There's also a guardian on the premises: a very angry squirrel.

Fortunately, this is well within Hitch's wheelhouse. He asks what's got the squirrel so hot and bothered, and it confesses that all its friends hid all his acorns, and he's been looking for them for hours. Izzy says this doesn't sound like very good friends, and decides to help out. Her unicorn magic is still fritzing a bit, but she manages to use it to shake the nearby trees and rain the acorns down. But Izzy's not stupid, and before she'll permit the squirrel any of them, she wants some information about Discord. Good for her!

The squirrel leads them inside the house, pointing out a secret basement underneath it. Discord sure loves his underground lairs, huh? Deep in this basement, there's a magical stone. And it contains a magical recording of Fluttershy. Izzy's magic unlocked it, and she remembers a legend her mother once told her of magic crystals in Bridlewood that could record messages. This particular message isn't directed at who you might think. It's not a message she's left for future generations. She's directing it at Discord. And thus, a flashback starts up.

The flashback is even sepia-toned, so you know it takes place in the past. This is shortly after that other flashback, wherein Fluttershy lost all the fillies who were learning from her due to racism. Discord's preventing her from going to talk to one of the fillies, Water Lily, unable to accept that anypony might listen to reason. If they were willing to do that, they would have to begin with. Fluttershy says that folks are just frightened right now, and it's important to remember that if magic is separating them-- Discord retorts that it can also destroy them, disappearing. Fluttershy instead sadly finishes that she meant it can also bring them together.

The flashback finishes with her locating this magic stone and recording her actual message: Magic does make everypony different, and those differences should be celebrated. If Discord listens to his heart, she's sure it'll show him right. They still don't have any leads, though. And while Sunny declares nothing will slip by them, the squirrel sneaks in behind them and pulls a particular book off the shelf: Daring Do and the Curse of the Basaltic Caves. And it carries it all the way to wherever Discord's hiding, who's delighted. This book is a vital piece of his plan to destroy all magic...

Well, if you were disappointed by the filler stuff that should’ve been the characters focusing on the mystery, here’s one focused entirely on that. Honestly, you could probably jump from issue 2 to this one without missing much. I do appreciate the spacing out of the plot arc, but not when you hinge it on being under a time crunch. Aside from that, though, I will consider this a pretty good issue. And you can at least excuse the previous issues of Discord not immediately kicking off his plans because he didn’t have this particular MacGuffin book.

Next issue: more filler and Discord not kicking off his plans~