#reed900 incorrect qoutes
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nines: this house is a mess, we need to clean.
gavin: who is coming over?
nines: no one. we’re cleaning for us.
gavin: but we already know we live like this.
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Nines: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together
Gavin: swallows the key* truly unfortunate,
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deviant-sasshole · 5 years ago
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Gavin: I can’t express how much I hate fucking androids
Hank: Then stop fucking androids? It’s really a simple solution.
Gavin: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!
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rk900, trying to apologize: .. / .- -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- / -... ..- - / -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / ... - .. .-.. .-.. / .-- .-. --- -. --.
gavin: what was that.
rk900: remorse code.
gavin: …now i’m even angrier
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gavin: here’s a list of suspects i’ve put together so far.
nines: detective, your name’s on this list.
gavin: i don’t remember where i was last friday night. therefore, i have no alibi. i’ve been tailing myself for the past three days.
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gavin: *wakes up with alarm*
gavin: *lays in bed for 10 minutes on phone*
gavin: *looks at time*
gavin: well, now it's time to sit in the shower for 10 minutes with a technical decice.
rk900, standing in the doorway:
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markus: sometimes i feel like dying.
simon: wh-
markus: but then I remember if i die, i won't be able to see you again.
simon: *blushes* oh
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rk900: sometimes i feel like dying.
gavin: good for you.
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gavin *to rk900*: my door is always open if you ever want to talk about how you can get the hell fucking out of my house.
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gavin: can you hold off on the fighting for just a second?
rk900: why would i do that?
gavin: because i wanna get a good look at your cute face before i might have to pummel it.
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deviant-sasshole · 5 years ago
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Gavin: I hear you like bad boys.
Gavin: Well I’m bad...
Gavin: ... at everything
Gavin: *winks with both eyes*
Nines: *is already taking off his clothes*
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