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Happy Mothers Day To….
Marie
Asher’s Mom
Huxley’s Moms
David’s Mom RIP
I really did try to find more moms but they’re either dead, haven’t been spoken about or aren’t deserving of a happy mothers day…
(If I forgot someone tell me)
Also happy Mother’s Day to anyone in the redacted fandom that has kids
(Do any of yall have kids?)
(Added David’s mom, she is mentioned even though she passed away and David is still fond of her)
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted marie#redacted mothers day#redacted moms#redacted huxley#redacted asher#redacted david
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Tfw your [REDACTED] starts dating the guy who tried to rob you (context)
#sans looks away for 5 seconds and suddenly Gaster is nerd flirting with some interdimensional traveller#one who literally just tried to rob them no less#RoyalAuthor#gaster x ford#Gravity Falls#Undertale#fan art#fanart#crossover#Stanford Pines#Ford Pines#Grunkle ford#sans#sans undertale#utdr#meme#its always sunny in Philadelphia - did you fuck my mom santa claus?#artists on tumblr#my art#The blacked out text is a reference to papyrus' concept art where it says he has a brother named sans and a [redacted] named [redacted]#To clarify. As I belatedly realise it could read differently without knowing that lmao
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okay i'm finding something i just witnessed on tv so wild from the perspective of how i was raised here in the us, so plz answer a question for me
also, please say what country you are from in the tags!!
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wont reply to my mothers 'ive been thinking about you' text but remembers to send my child the daily zangoose pic. priorities
#for reference if youre new here im not just randomly a dickto my mom she kicked me out for being trans years ago#and now goes to church groups saying transgenders stole her [redacted]#txt#scratchpost
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(Whispering to you in a sleepover voice)
Something something Ace's "ideal" date is a theme park where you ride the roller coasters and in this event he invites Yuu to ride with him, if Yuu picks the "that was fun" option for the ride he's so happy, even after pranking you about the photo ops* he's clearly jazzed you're there with him.
Something something his group the only one Yuu ends up spending the entire "event" with, Yuu and Grim generally leaving midway through the other groups' "events". Something something Ace treating Playful Land as a Dry Run if he ever asks Yuu out on a date something something Ortho replaying Ace's "admission" about dates at a themepark from the Ghost Bride event, connecting the dots and spamming Lilia, Cater and Trey's DMs to be Ace's wingman on this trip (shout out to Lilia who volunteered for Grim baby sitting duties)
Is this anything?
* [don't get me started about how each group had an emphasis on everyone having a photo done at the park, what's that about?]
So the photo thing is a pretty big thing at U.S. theme parks? I've never been to a different country so I wouldn't know if it's a big thing in other ones, but I'd imagine it is in Disney ones since it's an extra way of monetizing your time at the park. It's part of the experience and meant to be a souvenir; it's not just tied to coasters even though those pictures tend to be the funniest.
Oh Ace...
Maybe part of him is surprised at how much fun he's having with you. He knows he likes you, but then didn't he also "like" that girl? That's why he dated her... maybe he half expected to ditch you so he could actually have fun. But that's not what happens, he's having fun with you here. Any brief moment you are gone ties knots in his stomach and it starts to ruin his good time.
Of course Ortho is going to be a little shit about it. Ace might be the littlest brother in his family, but Ortho was grown in a lab to be someone's annoying little brother. Ace can't look at you for .01 second longer than usual without Ortho digging up that recording and threatening to play it. Not that he really needs to, Cater has been trying to tactfully arrange some aceyuu *alone* time for the entire trip. Trey isn't really much help at all, but he does give Ace a thumbs up and tell the others to calm down a bit which he is greatful for.
Of course Lilia will babysit Grim! He's so good with children, and with supporting young parents. He was one himself you know, you can come to him when (no not if don't be silly) you need advice c: ahhh young love~
#<3 asks#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#ace trapolla x reader#ace trapolla x yuu#aceyuu#my mom has a picture of baby me crying ugly tears on *redacted*#it's a sort of right of passage to have a picture of you losing your mind on a coaster#or it was when going to a theme park was affordable
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i think sam and gavin aren’t worried about their partners dying because they’ll just kill themselves immediately after
#cause those men are far too head over heels#there’s no way gavin wants to live in a world without freelancer#and sam already said he won’t want immortality#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted darlin#redacted sam#redacted freelancer#redacted gavin#this is my mentality with my mom lol 😭💀
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MEGA SPOILERS BUT OMG
Keep Reading
#I’m in shock#BRACHIUM IS PINK?#guy cameo??#AARONS HOT#HONEY?? A SHIFTER??#Elliott and Aaron whip and Nae Nae???#intense make out scene between me and your mom?#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#moronkyne#redacted verse#redacted fandom#aaaaugh
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How fucking DARE they tease me like this
#Anyway. Fan translation of Mom 3 is free and you all should play it :)))))#Mother 3#Earthbound#Mother series#Nintendo#Shima speaks#CLAUS DIDN'T [REDACTED] FOR OUR SINS FOR THIS.#It's okay Claus I'm still your no 1 fan always and until the end of time you hear me
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(Masc! Dear) hehehe he’s wearing his lil cultural outfit
Tiny wasko
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redacted fanart#redacted art#redacted dear#redacted lasko#redacted headcanons#my dear is japanese american hehe#but was raised by his japanese mom#who he inherited his water elemental magic#tee hee#EveArt#EveOCs
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Shaw Pack headcanons bc :3 i wanna. A lot are of darlin bc i love them but i try my best to include more than that!!!!
Darlin is a couple years younger than The Boys(tm) so they were coddled a lot (most of it just annoying brotherly teasing more than coddling)
Milo and Darlin are cousins! Milo played the good kid around their parents growing up and it peeved them off so bad LMFAO
Asher was sooo a skater kid and Darlin definitely picked up skating because of him (as you can imagine, they had a knack for bruises and sprains trying to do tricks wayy out of their paygrade LOL)
Of the three boys, David was the most protective of Darlin so if they ever got hurt he was the one walking them back home
Milo’s growth spurt hit before any of the other boys, David was the last one to hit his (we all know how this plays out for them LOL)
When he was younger, David looked more like his mom than his dad, but as he got older he began to look more and more like Gabe
David has a freckle on his wrist that matched one his mother had
Milo and Marie are damn near identical but he has Colm’s eyes and it’s enough to tick him off on a bad day
Asher and his sister, Madelyn, have vitiligo. Asher’s reaches up all the way to his scalp so he’s got splotches of white hair from the lack of pigment
All of the listeners are a very good group of friends, but between the four, Babe and Angel are besties while Darlin and Sweetheart are besties
Look at me. The listeners flirt with each other all the time IDC argue with the wall!! Babe is more in the lane of cute, sweet compliments, Sweetheart is a step above that being a little more overt with pet names while Angel is like shameless about it. Darlin doesn’t usually initiate but whenever Angel cracks a joke about them looking good Darlin will start flexing their muscles very obviously and go “Who me? 💪🏽💪🏽” LMFAOOO
Sam is constantly bringing a small gift whenever he’s invited to someone’s home “Its the polite thing to do” he says
Angel knows how to cook just fine they just haaaaaaaate doing it. It stresses them out so badly because its a lot to focus on if it isn’t a simple recipe, and they usually move to make something to eat while they’re hungry instead of planning ahead for whatever meal of the day it is.
I like to think Gabe had a soft spot for Darlin when he was alive, he was pretty similar to how they were when he was younger
Sam doesn’t usually participate too much in the Mates group chat outside of confirming plans. The first time he sends a funny image the others lose their minds
Sam is a sucker for all kinds of animals and actively has to fight the instinct to bring one home with him. When he was a kid he loved looking around for bugs and occasionally he’ll record a video of him holding one and send them to Darlin
Babe grew up with reptiles as a kid! They want to get a snake but haven’t gotten around to it yet
Darlin was a crybaby as a kid but they always tried their best to contain it. Living embodiment of the ☹️ emoji from trying to bite back tears
After getting married, Angel’s knack for taking David’s work shirts/hoodies increases tenfold “its got my name on it now >:]”
Babe is a bit of a picky eater, Asher orders pizza so often that they’ve gotten sick of it but they won’t stop him from ordering anyway
Sweetheart will occasionally phase cloak through a hug to mess with Milo (the sensation freaks him out)
Gabe’s wolf form is almost pitch black with a white spot on his chest, his wife’s was a dark rusty color
Gabe and his generation of pack members were certainly big but the kids ended up much larger than any of them anticipated. Even Milo, who’s smaller than his peers ended up a little bigger than his parent’s forms.
Gabe ADORED Sweetheart, they got along like old friends. Sweetheart was the type to chat up their friend’s parents growing up to make a good impression (it stressed Milo out like no other to see his mate act buddy buddy with his Alpha of all people)
Darlin’s wolf form is riddled in scarred scratches and bite marks. Their lip and eyebrow are scarred, one of their ears was ripped to shreds, and their tail was damaged so badly most of it became necrotic and fell off, they’ve just got a little bobtail. After the inversion, David’s wolf form loses a good chunk of his ear opposite to Darlin’s. “We kinda match now lol”
Darlin’s first pack run after returning to Dahlia is cathartic for them. They stay outside in their wolf form for hours after the run.
Sam dyed his hair brown after running from Mont Blanc. He grows it out a little around the time he meets Alexis but goes back to brown after his turning. He’s now fully back to his dirty blond :]
Sam has a small photo of his grandmother on his nightstand with a small candle burning next to it. Darlin makes sure to light it for him if they’re awake before he is
Angel has a tattoo on their ankle for their cat from when they were still with Michael. Its of the M pattern on their cat’s forehead
Milo is the type to avoid a show or game if people bug him enough about starting it. He doesn’t even think he wouldn’t enjoy the contents, but it triggers something in him to be defiant about it unless Sweetheart sits him down to watch it
Darlin will steal bites off of the boys’ plates if they’re out eating with each other. Asher does it back with a smile, Milo will whine like a baby about it, and David will just smack their hand away (they just laugh when it happens)
Christian has a REALLY bad gag reflex. Asher will pretend to make a gagging sound to make Christian dry heave
#redactedverse#redacted david#redacted sam#redacted milo#redacted asher#redacted gabe#redacted madelyn#redacted darlin#gabe shaw#david shaw#colm greer#marie greer#milo greer#asher talbot#sam collins#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redacted christian#redacted shaw pack#shaw pack#redacted audio headcanons#YIPPEE YIPPEE I LOVE MY WOLF PEOPLE#david’s mom name reveal when huh
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you know how we all agree that the shaw pack when they were younger all thought marie was fine as fuck (more specifically asher)
if the shaw pack were to have kids, who's getting marie treatment from their kids' friends
#put my plate down and stop hittin on my mom/ref#redacted fandom#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redactedasmr#redacted headcanons#shaw pack#redacted darlin#redacted david#redacted milo#redacted sam#redacted asher#redacted angel#redacted shaw pack#redacted marie#redacted baabe#redacted sweetheart
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gabe not wanting his wife to wear anything fitted while she’s pregnant because he thought that it’s not good for baby david even if it’s not actually doing anything bad
david’s mom: i’m ready
gabe: isn’t that a fitted dress?
david’s mom: what’s wrong with it?
gabe: it’s not going to squeeze david, is it?
david’s mom: no, it won’t, gabe. he’s fine and we should get going, were going to be late
gabe: oh ok, just say when you get uncomfortable, ok? love you
david’s mom: love you too
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A (slightly belated) Happy Mother’s Day to a pair of the best mamas 💐
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Their names are Alba (left) and Carmen (right) De La Cruz <3
I have the concept for doing a post (idk when, but I’ve had it planned out) of some of the Redacted parents, particularly the more known ones, and I guess you could say this is kinda a semi-introduction to that~
#I was originally gonna do Marie too#with Milo and Baaabe#but i unfortunately didn’t have the time#she is my favorite mother tho#Happy Mother’s Day to Marie Greer and Huxley’s mamas#the only mothers ever actually#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redacted verse#redactedaudio#redactedasmr#redactedverse#redacted huxley#redacted huxley’s moms#pycthsketches
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Headcanon 🗣️ (Gabe Shaw was just as messy as Asher and Angel)
Bridgerton season 2 when Anthony gifted Gregory the bow and arrow? "Not here not where mother can see"? He takes the full quiver and the arrow outside just as aforementioned mother entered the room confused? Anthony doesn't make eye contact while he, Gregory, and Benedict rush out? That's not Gabe Shaw messing around with David as a baby where his wife David's mother can CLEARLY see them?
#and it was david's mom who was the grumpy in the dynamic#as a child asher felt comfortable to act silly when gabe as alpha was the pack clown anyway#he idolized gabe that when david asked asher to be his beta it became the chance to live as gabe's legacy and be funny#angel is their own eldritch creature#they all have in common that they adore david ungodly amounts#honestly mood#redacted#redacted fandom#redactedverse#redacted asmr#redacted audio
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“die with a smile” is milo and sweetheart coded
#they’re so extra#love my mom and dad#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted shaw pack#redacted headcanons#redacted shitpost#redacted milo#redacted sweetheart
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Damien with the Road Trip Google Doc
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redacted spoilers#redacted damien#I am Damien#I have my moms ‘designated trip planner’ gene#i have to be prepared#also#seems like forever since I live posted a stupid redacted joke#on what’s supposed to be my redacted blog lol#it’s called healing sweaty
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