#redacted imperium lasko

[soup-scope]

hey y’all i’m pretty sure imp!Kody is dead 💀💀

i saw some people say he was alive and i rewatched the imperium (all the bits with kody/freelancer/gavin) to see if he really did die or not

yeah he’s dead. that’s the reason gavin didn’t kill lasko after he suffocated freelancer because he was still haunted by kody’s death

👍👍

[frenchiefitzhere]

feast your eyes on this indulgent comm of victorian me and victorian imperium lasko that @andr0leda made for me

This is a paid commission by a human artist. No sharing without attribution. No feeding to AI.

[romirola]

Pssst here’s that art you asked about

https://www.tumblr.com/frenchiefitzhere/707011270928449536/go-ahead

Thanks for this prompt, @frenchiefitzhere! I know you didn’t ask for an OC as part of this prompt, but your commissioned piece of art with Imp!Lasko is really how I see him, so I thought I’d write a little something based on that and including you as a character. Hope you enjoy!

Link and info are under the cut because the fic is rated M for violent material. 18+ only, please!

Rating: M ; WC: ~2K ; Prompts: Imp!Lasko, “Don’t worry, Darling. I’m right here.”

Read the oneshot on AO3!

[romeo-the-homeo]

imp!lasko shut the fcuk upp iam kissigb your moufth

[ryoko-san]

It would still be funny if erik made a Imp! Lasko version of Bezos I like how he made an Echo version of Welcome to the internet–

[frenchiefitzhere]

“This is so late”

Listen-

If Imperium Lasko showed up exactly when and where and did what we expected him to, he wouldn’t be President Lasko Moore, would he? /lh

He’s beautiful ✨😈

if I don't ask you to doodle president lasko moore a.k.a. imperium lasko a.k.a. the sexiest man in two universes... people will wonder. they'll send out a search party. they'll be all 'frenchie, sten is doing doodle requests and you didn't ask for an imperium lasko, are you sick?' and I'll have to be like 'no' so I better ask.

please can I have an imperious, vain, vile gorgeous academy president? pretty please, with echo on top 👉👈

"I'm done playing, dear. Last chance to open the fucking door."

AAAAAAAAAAAA LMFAO THIS IS SO LATE but FRENCHIEEEE yes ofc u can have the imperious, vain, vile gorgeous academy president!!!!

idk why i kinda made him look like hes gonna start junko posing (im just chronically online)

[pycth]

Lasko Moore the man that you are (mine<3)

Had this reference pic on a random canvas for months, but I had the sudden need to change my wallpaper soo~

I MISS HIM SO MUCH HNGHH WHERE IS HE

Original—

[6-atlas-6]

More redacted tweets ⁉️

I love making these guys

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[darling-solaire]

Imperium: President Moore and his Dear companion

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

right away mr president

[venuslove-28]

save me imperium!lasko.. save me.....

[bigbrownboots]

so ever since the quizzes came out and we finally got confirmation on what the hell it is that all the other contra-elementals can do, i’ve been obsessed with the confirmation that.. Lasko is canonically super fucking powerful as a magic user, and specifically as an air elemental. here’s why: (possible tw: mention of asphyxiation as it occurs across the storyline and the Imperium briefly)

in the first video where contras are really brought up - Audio RP | Catching Up and Hanging Out With Your Himbo Friend [M4A] - Huxley uses fire elementals and fire-contras as his main example for how elementals and contras compare: he talks about how fire elementals are great at producing heat, but it takes far more effort for them to be able to take it in, and even when they do, they cannot take in much. that’s something that fire-contras are much better equipped to do, since that’s their specialty.

we already know that specialists will always be the most capable when it comes to performing their specific branch of magic, and for everyone else, that’s something they have to train and build to over time.

Lasko is an air elemental. air elementals are great at controlling air, and again, producing gusts, hurricanes, flurries of wind and such. it is specifically air-contras that specialise in taking large amounts of air in, and thus creating vacuums.

do you see where i’m going with this?

we know from what Lasko revealed about his past that, even completely untrained, he was able to completely take in all the air in a room - which he and his mother were standing in, so, presumably it was one of the main rooms in his childhood home, not just a tiny storage space or a cupboard under the stairs - Lasko managed to take out all the air in that entire room, creating a vacuum strong enough that his mother could not breathe in.

and we know that this wasn’t a one-time fluke due to his powers manifesting, because he’s still capable of performing this ability, seemingly without substancial effort. in his very first audio - Audio RP | Nervous Air Elemental Guidance Councillor Schedules Your Classes [M4A] - Lasko mentions that he “should’ve just negated all the air in the room to douse the flames” when Damien set his papers on fire, but this time decided not to, since he “can’t just suffocate him” (referring to Damien).

also, if we want to bring the Imperium storyline into this, (which i understand that technically, President Moore is a different character, but let’s say that theoretically they would be at similar power-levels - since the only way to improve your magic is by training it, and both characters started from the same parentally-established-magically-restrictive-humanborn place, and spent presumably the same amount of time at the academy) President Moore is able to take all of the air out of a room and create a vacuum able to asphyxiate a person even “through a wall,” “just as simply” (holy fuck). and, in addition to this, Vindemiator blatantly says “you’re strong, Lasko” as he’s pinning him. he has no reason to lie or to inflate (ha ha) Moore’s ego, in fact, Vindemiator is very open with how much he despises Moore, so i’m inclined to believe the powerful demon when he admits to Moore’s magical control.

but, even without considering the Imperium, i think it’s definitely something to think about. even just as an air elemental, Lasko is able to wield air-contra magic like it’s just a part of his natural skillset. Lasko Moore is a fucking powerful magic user.

- i would like to point out now that it’s entirely possible that Mr Redacted didn’t have everything fleshed out from the beginning, and that Lasko’s ability to take in air could have originally been just a part of air elementals’ capabilities, (and then with the inclusion of contras, things got divided and changed) but i think it’s fun to believe and theorise regardless.

in conclusion: holy fuck, Lasky

[frenchiefitzhere]

This is the very, very seasonal explanation of why the world would have ended if I were in charge of Freelancer's mission in Cataclysm (Obviously, Cataclysm spoilers.) (I almost never do parodies, but the couplet at the end smacked me in the face and so I had to do it.) @teafairywithabook is an enabler J'accuse! /lh

[romirola]

Feed me, Romi— tell me if you’ve got any Lasko and Dear/Coworker one shots in the works 👀

Hi, @pycth! Thanks for asking! I didn't have any Lasko/Coworker-Dear fics. The closest thing I have to that is a fic featuring Imp!Lasko and an original character based on Imp!Lasko lover @frenchiefitzhere. I used what I know about Frenchie and some art she had commissioned to insert her into the fic as a character, so I'll share a snippet of that. Hope you enjoy!

“No, no, no!” she screamed, trying to resist the burning sensation as she sent powerful, but ill-aimed, soundwaves through the air. “Help! Help me! Someone! They’re try to k-”

Lasko didn’t know what these idiots were seeking, nor did he care. All he saw was a beautiful, courageous woman in distress, calling for someone to help her as she attempted to fight off two thieves. 

He summoned a huge gust of wind to fill the room. Papers cascaded through the air like a tornado had ripped across the space. The walls groaned under the sudden pressure. Oxygen suddenly felt like a rare luxury. After a moment, the air returned to normal and benign, which brought everyone’s attention to Lasko. 

“That is quite enough,” Lasko remarked calmly. “Step away from my employee,” he ordered through a predatory smile. “Now.” He took another step forward as if to demonstrate that everything on the I.A.D, including that room and all who inhabited it. “Before I get upset.” 

[ryoko-san]

(Yandere! Freelancer AU Comic Halloween project special)

Thank you to the lovely @angelicaether for creating another silly redacted group project, this took a while to get done 💀

[aimedis]

dear in the imperium headcanons :)

imp!dear "the siren of d.a.m.n" they received this title because they're well known for being bloodthirsty and cruel to literally everyone but also being so beautiful and alluring. everyone thinks they're hot. everyone.

they walk around d.a.m.n like they own it despite not even being the president/only being a teacher.

everyone lets them because they're so attractive. not even just because of their looks but because of their presence and way they speak. they're super powerful as well.

whenever they want something from anyone (money, unauthorized access, drugs), they just have to tilt their head and smile the right way and it's theirs.

and if it's not, well they'll just have to be a little more.. persuasive

imp!dear also uses their looks to lure people they don't like to their demise. there have been more than a few sleazy men and women who were bold enough to think they had a chance with them.

they haven't actually killed anyone (or have they?) but they've been known to beat people up and occasionally, when they're really mad, use their water powers to bend people using the water/blood in their body (think bloodbending from avatar the last airbender).

imp!dear's biggest pet peeve is being ordered around. so any security, staff, or students that think they can tell them what to do, will find themselves being twisted into a pretzel without even being touched.

they have beaten imp!huxley into submission, he is terrified of them. whenever imp!dear even looks at him, he's shaking and standing up a little straighter. he also thinks they're hella attractive.

he was picking on imp!freelancer again but as soon as imp!dear walked through the door and raised their eyebrow at him, he immediately shut up and went about his day albeit shaken up.

imp!dear can be kind when they want to be. they're chill with the students that are chill with them, they train imp!freelancer to use their water powers, and they don't discriminate against any magic user (they like imp!gavin). they're just rude about it.

imp!dear x imp!lasko

imp!lasko is terrified of them but is veryyy attracted to them. the power they exude from their aura and how they speak just draws him to them.

the relationship imp!dear and imp!lasko have is official, they're definitely committed to each other, however, neither of them love each other as much as they say. imp!lasko is on a power trip from being with d.a.m.n's siren and fulfilling certain fantasies he's had of them. imp!dear gets a kick out of being with the academy's president.

imp!dear ignores imp!lasko's existence half the time as long as they don't need something from him. it keeps imp!lasko on his toes.

even though they're not as in love as they say, imp!lasko gets jealous whenever imp!dear flirts with an enforcer or other staff to get what they want, and imp!dear tells him off for how often he wants to be alone with imp!freelancer (imp!lasko definetly wants to get into imp!freelancer's pants idc).

imp!lasko makes a shitton of money from being academy president and half of it goes to imp!dear without them asking for it (boy is obsessedddd)

imp!dear has an anger problem and oftentimes takes it out on imp!lasko. they yank on his hair, grip his chin tightly, and order him around for the thrill of it.

misc.

imp!dear is lowkey a drug addict (is always always seen smoking/high)

when imp!dear met imp!freelancer and imp!gavin, they were so intrigued by their relationship (they thought a human born freelancer dating an incubus was fascinating)

imp!dear saw imp!lasko paralyzed by imp!vega and they laughed, called him pathetic, and took the money from the safe in his office

they learned to use their water powers on people's bodies from their grandfather (who was executed by the imperium for killing people with it)

imp!dear has a permanent blood stain on their favourite pair of shoes from someone they beat to a pulp (almost killed the person out of anger)

imp!dear couldn't have given less of a shit when the d(a)emons wanted to take over the academy because of their own hatred towards the imperium

they hate the imperium because of all the restrictions they had placed on everything. was happy to watch it's downfall

they also wouldn't have cared if the meridian collapsed as long as they could smoke while it happened

has a particular dislike for the king imperial ("i guess you could say fire and water don't mix")

that's it :) lemme know if there's any more!