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|| IMPERIUM ||
“It’s That Time of Year Again”
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IMPERIUM || Meeting With a Conniving Raven Shifter In Secret
(The listener for this one is Darlin, taken place before the incident. Having been caught spying on the infamous Shaw Pack by one of the members out in patrol, the two face off in a rather messy chase and an ugly fight. Despite that, Baaabe still has the gall to return, and Darlin is more than ready for them. This happens for a while, until their matches soon become meet ups. Their interests in the other’s motivations turn into infatuation over time, much to their shortcomings. How long can Darlin’ keep up this secret before word gets out amongst the pack about what’s really been going on?)
IMPERIUM || Lured By a Sadistic Doctor
(The listener here is one referred to by “Patient” who, in the Prime Universe, also goes by “Doll” in Doc’s story. You’re injured, poor thing. Won’t you let the humble healer who finds you lend a hand and tend to your wounds? It’ll only hurt for a moment. Or two.)
CATACLYSM | All In Due Time
(The contents of this storyline are meant to be of Dear finding Lasko after he’s taken prisoner by Vega. They purpose an “offer” the former academy President could not refuse.)
#ERIK#GIVE ME ONE MORE IMPERIUM AUDIO#AND MY LIFE IS YOURS#I can’t believe it took me half of October to finally get around to posting this smh#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redacted verse#redactedaudio#redactedasmr#redactedverse#redacted imperium#redacted imp!baaabe#redacted imp!doc#redacted imp!dear#pycthsketches
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dear in the imperium headcanons :)
imp!dear "the siren of d.a.m.n" they received this title because they're well known for being bloodthirsty and cruel to literally everyone but also being so beautiful and alluring. everyone thinks they're hot. everyone.
they walk around d.a.m.n like they own it despite not even being the president/only being a teacher.
everyone lets them because they're so attractive. not even just because of their looks but because of their presence and way they speak. they're super powerful as well.
whenever they want something from anyone (money, unauthorized access, drugs), they just have to tilt their head and smile the right way and it's theirs.
and if it's not, well they'll just have to be a little more.. persuasive
imp!dear also uses their looks to lure people they don't like to their demise. there have been more than a few sleazy men and women who were bold enough to think they had a chance with them.
they haven't actually killed anyone (or have they?) but they've been known to beat people up and occasionally, when they're really mad, use their water powers to bend people using the water/blood in their body (think bloodbending from avatar the last airbender).
imp!dear's biggest pet peeve is being ordered around. so any security, staff, or students that think they can tell them what to do, will find themselves being twisted into a pretzel without even being touched.
they have beaten imp!huxley into submission, he is terrified of them. whenever imp!dear even looks at him, he's shaking and standing up a little straighter. he also thinks they're hella attractive.
he was picking on imp!freelancer again but as soon as imp!dear walked through the door and raised their eyebrow at him, he immediately shut up and went about his day albeit shaken up.
imp!dear can be kind when they want to be. they're chill with the students that are chill with them, they train imp!freelancer to use their water powers, and they don't discriminate against any magic user (they like imp!gavin). they're just rude about it.
imp!dear x imp!lasko
imp!lasko is terrified of them but is veryyy attracted to them. the power they exude from their aura and how they speak just draws him to them.
the relationship imp!dear and imp!lasko have is official, they're definitely committed to each other, however, neither of them love each other as much as they say. imp!lasko is on a power trip from being with d.a.m.n's siren and fulfilling certain fantasies he's had of them. imp!dear gets a kick out of being with the academy's president.
imp!dear ignores imp!lasko's existence half the time as long as they don't need something from him. it keeps imp!lasko on his toes.
even though they're not as in love as they say, imp!lasko gets jealous whenever imp!dear flirts with an enforcer or other staff to get what they want, and imp!dear tells him off for how often he wants to be alone with imp!freelancer (imp!lasko definetly wants to get into imp!freelancer's pants idc).
imp!lasko makes a shitton of money from being academy president and half of it goes to imp!dear without them asking for it (boy is obsessedddd)
imp!dear has an anger problem and oftentimes takes it out on imp!lasko. they yank on his hair, grip his chin tightly, and order him around for the thrill of it.
misc.
imp!dear is lowkey a drug addict (is always always seen smoking/high)
when imp!dear met imp!freelancer and imp!gavin, they were so intrigued by their relationship (they thought a human born freelancer dating an incubus was fascinating)
imp!dear saw imp!lasko paralyzed by imp!vega and they laughed, called him pathetic, and took the money from the safe in his office
they learned to use their water powers on people's bodies from their grandfather (who was executed by the imperium for killing people with it)
imp!dear has a permanent blood stain on their favourite pair of shoes from someone they beat to a pulp (almost killed the person out of anger)
imp!dear couldn't have given less of a shit when the d(a)emons wanted to take over the academy because of their own hatred towards the imperium
they hate the imperium because of all the restrictions they had placed on everything. was happy to watch it's downfall
they also wouldn't have cared if the meridian collapsed as long as they could smoke while it happened
has a particular dislike for the king imperial ("i guess you could say fire and water don't mix")
that's it :) lemme know if there's any more!
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted imperium#redacted imp!dear#redacted imp!lasko#redacted imp!vega#redacted imp!huxley#redacted imp!damien#redacted imp!freelancer#redacted imp!gavin#dear the siren of d.am.n#finished the post guys !!#if there's any more hcs u can think of#kae's headcanons
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imp!dear headcanons
content warning: corruption and drowning mention
prefers rainy weather any day especially when a storm is coming
the worse the thunderstorm, the better they sleep
more on actions, less on words
can and will drown people until the person turns blue or passes out
due to their position at iad, they are capable of abusing it
has considered becoming a slicer
has a big, well decorated aquarium in their office but no fish for some reason
on their student days, they were known for materializing their magic into a whip that can slice through even metal
infatuated with the academy president
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Imperium: President Moore and his Dear companion
#redacted.txt#the choker she’s wearing is a refrence to him choking the air out of people#Asians who slay you could say they’re slasians#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#lasko moore#redacted dear#redacted imperium#redacted imp!lasko#the imperium#redacted.pic
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I’m still slightly sad porter and dear weren’t characters yet when imperium happened cuz they would’ve been some of THE BADDEST BITCHES THERE. Same goes for darlin like if they were still alive ik they were badass. Like the BADDEST of ass why did they have to die (along with david)
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redacted imperium#redacted dear#redacted porter#redacted darlin#wish darlin could’ve done the mid air spin neck 360 twist on imp!quinn#but NOOOO they just HAD to get killed by him
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i’m so distraught that the imperium ended before porter was introduced. hell before DEAR was introduced. we could’ve had everything. assassin porter but dialled up to the max. he’s not morally grey anymore he’s just straight up morally fucked. and then batshit crazy dear to complement lasko and he’s in love with them oh he’s so in love erik please i need it please i’m begging oh my god
#or porter is just the complete opposite and he’s the sweetest thing ever#i don’t think hush would’ve existed in the imperium#redacted porter#redacted dear#redacted lasko#redacted imperium#redacted imp!lasko#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse
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i’ve never seen anything to either prove or disprove it . but like . in redactedverse the water elementals can control water right? does this mean they can control blood . blood bender dear canon ? (even if it would probably be imp!dear rather than regular them)
I base a LOT of the elemental magic around ATLA so I personally believe it’s possible, but only for Water elementals (and not Freelancers or people who specialize in other magic types that just learn Water magic) BUT this isn’t canon and any blood-bending magic isn’t ever mentioned in Redacted. You can say it’s possible or not but neither is true unless its stated otherwise
If it IS true Imp! Dear abuses that shit idgaf
#imp dear taking over the monarchy via bloodbending we love to see it#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse
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imp!Dear 🤝 imp!Treasure
being polar opposites of their prime counterparts
#ik nothing has been said abt imp!Treasure but i think theyd be a little more rough around the edges#still soft but goddamn if they arent a troublemaker#and imp!Dear is just imp!Lasko but worse#power couple fr#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted audio#redacted dear#redacted treasure#redacted imperium#ig#vinn says fandom things#vinn says really dumb stuff#vinn yapping
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hello i’m experiencing such insane redacted brainrot the last like 2 days specifically for asher/david/lasko i don’t even know what to do with myself i fear i’m going crazy for real this time help!! also relistening to the imperium and really dying over imp!asher i’m just so unwell i cannot stress this enough code red code red!!
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i would love it if Lasko called his listener Dear and I know many others agree with me
but let’s be honest…
if he does we’re all getting some SEVERE ptsd
#like I know if he does#the moment he says it i’m screaming crying for two completely different reasons#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redacted lasko#redacted lasko moore#redacted lasko’s listener#redacted dear#redacted imperium#redacted president moore#redacted imp!lasko
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IMPERIUM || Answering To a Cunning Headmaster
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“Test my waters and I’ll watch you sink.”
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In the Imperium, Coworker is the Headmaster at Kennedy Academy. They strive on the control handed to them by the Imperium, but do not align with its values on humanborns. They believe they are the runts of the litter, the bastard children of the Sovereigns. Behind closed doors, they operate several of the largest slicer groups across the Imperium using the demons harbored at the academy’s “safe haven.”
Imp!Coworker has heavy Makima energy iykyk They’re almost always seen wearing a smile that never falters. Their relationship with President Moore has always been strained and tension between the two seems to be thicken with every little interaction due to their contrasting beliefs, but one could speculate there could be or could’ve been something behind all that…who’s to say.
#they only get worse in cataclysm#peep the Blake cameo#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redacted verse#redactedaudio#redactedasmr#redactedverse#redacted lasko's listener#redacted coworker#redacted dear#laskos listener#redacted imp!coworker#redacted lasko#redacted imperium#pycthsketches
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THE SIREN AND PROFESSOR - IMPERIUM LASKO/DEAR (+FREELANCER)
this was written from a prompt i got from @piffany666 so thank you and i hope you enjoy <3
cw - lasko being a creep towards freelancer as per usual, lasko being creepy in general, dear being condescending and mildly abusive ngl, lasko is toxic too, moderate hostility, couple's quarrels, not super aggressive though , mild innuendo at the end + lasko still being a creep
wc - 1.3k
Freelancer coughs and shifts uncomfortably in their seat right in front of President Moore's desk as he rambles on and on and on about some human-born superiority bullshit. Again.
They unfortunately found themselves here at least three times a week listening to the same rant. The nodding, the fake smiles and laughter, and enduring his not-at-all-subtle advances on them both verbally and physically.
The only reason they keep coming to these is the slight chance that maybe he'll let them see Vindemeator. But that only worked once in a while.
"...like us. Right, Freelancer?"
Freelancer blinks out of their zoned-out little daze to re-plaster the smile on their face, "Mhm. Of course, Mr. Moore. We human borns are special and I appreciate you telling me that.. again. Uhm, it's getting kind of late-"
Lasko's soft laugh rings unsettling in Freelancer's ears, cutting them off. They barely conceal a shiver.
"Oh please," He grins, "I've told you countless times to call me Lasko when it's just the two of us. We're too close to be on last name basis these days."
They nod slowly, the smile frozen on their face.
Lasko leans back in his desk with a satisfied smirk, "I like seeing you smile, Freelancer. You truly are beautiful."
And Freelancer tries so hard to not let their expression waver, trying not to show the disgust they felt deep in their gut.
"Thank you, Mr M- uhh Lasko.." They force a laugh, "But that's really not necessary."
Lasko scoffs playfully, "Oh, nonsense. I can acknowledge a pretty face when I see one. And you definitely fit that bill."
They stifle what feels like their hundredth sigh when the door to Lasko's office swings open unceremoniously.
Both Freelancer and Lasko look at the new person in the room with very different expressions. Freelancer with one of curiosity and Lasko with one of exasperation.
Dear walks into the room looking down at a bunch of papers they were going though.
"Koko, I need your signature for-" They look up for a moment and double back when they see Freelancer, "-something. Oh, Freelancer. Didn't expect to see you here at this hour."
Freelancer misses the death stare they give Lasko for a split second as he nervously readjusts his tie.
They wave hesitantly with a smile that's a little more genuine, "Hi Professor."
Dear sighs, waving them off, "Don't call me that, kid, it makes me feel old."
Lasko interrupts with a tight voice, "To what do I owe the pleasure, my dear? I was under the impression that you were busy today."
They huff an all too sweet laugh, "Yeah well, clearly I'm not anymore. I wouldn't be wasting my time in here if I had work to do."
Lasko pokes his tongue at his gum in irritation, "Right.."
They only raise an eyebrow at him before looking back at Freelancer.
"So, Freelancer, what are you doing here so late? Surely you would have better things to do than spend time in here with... him." They snort, "Finished all your studying for the week or has Mr. Moore been keeping you too long? How long have you two been chatting away, hm?"
Freelancer stutters at the amount of questions but they glance over at the clock in the corner of the room, "Uhm.. around three or four hours?"
Dear laughs out of surprise, "Four hours? Goodness, Lasko, do you have no sense of time?" They turn to glare "playfully" at Lasko, smile still stretched across their face.
He sits up a little straighter, "I.. didn't realize it was getting so late. I apologize, Freelancer. Dear, do you really have nothing better to do?"
They giggle, "Than be in here riling you up? Nothing brings me more amusement."
"Must be time to find a hobby then," He says quickly, crossing his arms.
Dear looks him up and down, their smile fading. Right then, Freelancer stands up from their seat.
They grab their bag and sling it over their shoulder, smiling at the two, "I- I think I'm gonna head out now. Thank you.., Lasko, for seeing me. See you in class next week, Professor. Have a good night, you two."
They both look away from each other quickly. Lasko coughs and gives Freelancer a look that they almost interpret as pleading.
But surely the Academy's president wouldn't be pleading with them. Right?
Freelancer shrugs it off and turns around.
Dear bids them goodbye and Lasko sighs almost inaudibly.
"I'll see you next time, Freelancer. Focus on your studies now!"
Dear looks back at Lasko to continue their conversation to see him still looking at Freelancer's turned back. They follow his gaze only to find that he's staring directly at Freelancer's ass.
They clench their jaw and drop their stack of papers on the desk so loudly, that Lasko flinches at the noise.
"Eyes up here, Moore," They roll their eyes as they sit on his desk
Lasko lets the faux kind act drop in front of them and leans back lazily in his chair, "Whatever. What're the papers for?"
"Don't worry about that. I remember distinctly telling you two days ago not to ever have them in here alone with you again, you creep."
Lasko rolls his eyes, "This shit again- Yeah, and I remember distinctly telling you then that I am the president of this academy and I'll do whatever I want. You can't boss me around."
"You can hardly call yourself a president when all you do with that title is use to get into innocent human borns' pants-"
"I do not-!"
"I see the way you look at them, Lasko." They deadpan, "You're not slick in the slightest."
"I look at them like one of my students!" Lasko laughs helplessly, "I would never do that to you or them. You're being paranoid."
"You think I don't hear all the comments you make about their pretty face? Their body? Lasko, I'm not stupid."
Lasko just scoffs, "And when you go around batting your eyes at random security to get stuff from them? Or touching the other teachers so they cover for you while you go get high off your ass?" Dear smirks at him, unfazed, "It's called efficiency. I'm just getting what I want around here. You should try it."
"No thanks, I'd rather not be a whore-"
Lasko hisses when his head is pulled upwards by his chin by none other than his dearest.
They look pissed. He loved it.
"Watch yourself, President. You know you don't actually hold any power over me." They squeeze his face a little.
He huffs, "Would you let go?"
"You're so cute when you're frustrated with me, Koko." They smile falsely.
"I must be pretty damn adorable then- let go-!" He struggles a little as he tries to think about literally anything other than their hand moving to yank at his hair, "Please?"
"Take this as a lesson, hm? Leave the Freelancer alone, Lasko. Or I'll really be upset. You don't want that, do you?" Dear hums.
Lasko looks away from them, blush high on his cheeks, "No, Dear. It won't happen again."
"Look at me when you speak."
He sighs and pouts up at them, "I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you?"
Dear smiles, "Promise?"
"Always." Lasko gives a soft hum, eyeing the papers again, "And those?"
"Ah. Don't worry about what it is, just sign the last three pages and I'll be on my way."
He nods and grabs a pen from his pen holder and quickly signs off on all of them. He knows better than to question Dear when they want something from him. They'd still get it in the end so it's no use to fight in the place.
Lasko smiles when they kiss the section of hair they had pulled on before grabbing the papers.
"Thanks, Koko, I appreciate it. I'll come to yours later tonight." Dear waves, turning their back to him with a little wink.
Lasko waves back, an unsettling smirk on his lips, "Bye, see you."
He's practically drooling, looking down at their ass as they leave too.
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freak lasko vindemeator and freelancer mention old married couple's quarrel freak lasko whore duo chin grab slutty hair pull dear dear innuendo ass glance freak lasko and post
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr imperium#redacted asmr imp!lasko#redacted asmr imp!freelancer#redacted asmr imp!dear#redacted imp!lasko#redacted imp!dear#redacted imp!freelancer#FINALLYYYYYYYYY#ITS DONE#THIS TOOK SO LONG OMDS I'M SO SORRY 😭😭#this was super fun to write though#i would be in love with imp!dear too#kae's fics
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I NEEED THIS!!!
Somone thats not me has got to make fan art of this! I don't care what pose their in I just need dear to be holding lasko by his tie
If we ever have another imperium I want Dear to be PSYCHOTIC like absolutely brain rot evil crazy. I want rabidness and gendered rage.
And I want goody two shoes President Moore, very stoic man to be absolutely whipped for them.
Please it’s a need
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things i cant stop thinking about !!
most of this is going to imperium related so enjoy my brain turning mwah
also pls ignore my mid sentence rambling i have a serious problem
warnings: gore/mentions of death , violence , imperium , swearing :D , adult with internet access cant shut up
- yandere caller being a shade
(someone said this on a hc list and now im actively running with it)
- sams eyes being brown
(as a brown eye haver i know he misses them dearly and i wnna give him the worlds sweetest biggest longest hug)
- the idea of gavin “slicing” peoples threads for kody in imperium
(forcing my husband ((i need therapy im married to a fictional incubus)) to do such acts simply because you want to you sick freak ILL FUCKING KILL U- oh wait gavin already did xoxo kiss my ass from hell kody)
- the look on kodys face at the end of it all
(as previously stated i wanted that man dead.. i just wanna make sure hes actually gone yknow)
- what asher’s smile looked like when him and david were together (imperium)
(knowing that david was gone, hearing the random audience member asking for david to be alive and left alone in the first imperium video, knowing they were mates, knowing how heartbroken asher was after his death i just wanna see them happy maann ((it feels criminal to use emojis on tumblr)) 😭😭)
- if lasko calling freelancer “my dear” when you first met him in the haven was a sneak peek for his later ((is the word prime for like normal redacted universe characters i can’t remember, like prime lasko yada yada)) listeners name
- if no one was watching gavin WOULD HE HAD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IMP!HUXLEY???
(the amount of shit talking hux did when freelancer and gavin first get to the haven had me ready to fight in an instant ((it mightve just been my overwhelming adoration for gavin but still)) like he was acting like an annoying jock who gets a job as security for some fuck ass rich university and thinks hes on top of the world like dont piss me off huxley or damien gets it in the other universe so help me god)
- is anyone else as attracted to the tension between vincent and asher in imperium as i am..
(i have no words for how “yippee kicking my feet happy smiley kiss now kiss now what if u kissed rn” i was when asher and vincent are talking but also i feel like pet ((is that vincents listeners name or vegas I CANT REMEMBER PLS)) was behind a door listening in and getting jealous bc “that should be me holding your hand..”
… excuse the outburst)
- vampire milo.. thats all
(GAWD hes so hot like he always is and always has been but jesus FUCKING christ theres something about him having been a vamp did something to me that i cant even explain)
- what was avior saying to lasko to make him irritated with him..
(i mean yeah hes a yapper but i feel like it was just “hey we need help down here” and lasko rolling his eyes and waiting two weeks before actually doing anything)
- WHERE TF IS ELLIOT WHERE TF IS SUNSHINE CAN I BEAT BLAKES ASS??
- what would have happened had milo not broken the ward
(again someone else mentioned this ((i would tag them but it was 6hrs ago and i was just scrolling and reading)) and now i cant stop thinking about it)
- what is avior hearing in his last video
(its been a while since ive actually listened to aviors playlist again but there was a voice or sounds he was hearing after getting out of the meridian and its just been on my mind)
- gavin having a myspace account
(he would love myspace i just know he would and i feel like he’d be an avid tumblr user but like its just him posting his favorite pics of himself from the week and updates on whatever small pet him and freelancer would very obviously inevitably get bc he saw it in a pet store or on the street and couldnt resist)
- what happens when freelancer gets old..
(freelancer is just that.. a freelancer. they arent a vamp, or a demon, or even some secret third thing.. what happens to them and gav when they get old. have they had that talk yet? i shouldnt think about this bc it makes me spiral into a bucket of tears and sadness bc its the same thing with sam and darlin’ like we wont know what theyll do when their partners get old and they are still young and immortal.. sigh 😔)
- can i cut the meridian open with a knife if i tried?
(how thin is the meridian? how easy is it to access? how long would it take me to literally stab it open? ((i have serious issues)) )
- imp!damien..
(yea i have a crush on him or whatever nothing crazy)
- is the person asher catches in imperium baabe or is it just random listener #18683 ?
(obviously my first thought when i listened to imperium like a year ago i thought baabe nd asher would be together ((i was delusional and on an asher high)) but then when it was revealed that he and david were mates in that universe did that mean baabe just doesnt exist or are they the person that gets caught by him or again some secret third thing)
- what happens to angel in the mess that is imperium, honestly what happens to all the shaw pack listeners
(obviously sweetheart is left out of this equation bc them and milo are still happily obsessed with each other in every universe BUT angel, baabe, and darlin where yall at??)
- WHERE ARE THE AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE EMPATHY DEMONS IN IMPERIUM UNIVERSE??
(this just popped into my mind but WHERE IS MY SON?? what have u done with my son WHERE IS MY SON??!!?)
- is anyone else as obsessed with just erik and his mind?
(that handsome blessing to my youtuber universe.. i could listen to him babble for hours and will do so bc it feeds my “listening to nerdy man babble on abt his fixations” quota)
- what imperium versions of characters do people prefer over their counterparts
(personally i prefer imp! huxley, damien, and vincent over their prime versions ((still dont know if im using the term prime in the right context)) idk what it is but well i know what it is for huxley and damien but we dont need to get into why i dont like hux and dames rn :D but for vincent i just like seeing a different version of him i think.. hes so confident with his decisions, and knows what he wants in imperium i just want that for regular vince too.. sigh)
uhh anyways.. i think thats enough thinking for now, going back to sleep
stay safe out there
#redacted audio#redacted sweetheart#redactedverse#redacted vincent#redacted asher#redacted david#redacted headcanons#redacted sam#redacted milo#redacted#redacted lovely#redacted asmr#i cant wrap my tiny little brain around all the information i just processed
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My imperium headcanons are that dear and lasko were in a little psychosexual relationship where dear would be kind of an enforcer of lasko’s rules and would kill any troublemakers while Lasko would only step in for the bigger issues with dear using the very messy method of exploding people while Lasko uses the cleaner option of sucking the air from their lungs
#they make out bloody btw#redacted.txt#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#lasko moore#redacted dear#redacted imp!lasko#redacted imperium
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Redacted characters as musical songs because I'm a sucker for musicals :))) + some lyrics cuz why not 🤷♀️
Guy abt Honey - "Never Ever Getting Rid of Me" From Waitress. He is a simp and he makes sure they know it. Kinda yandere coded, but womp womp ig. (yandere Guy? 😳😏) "Such a stubborn man, you'll likely never meet another." "Oh, I'm gonna love you so." "I though it was hilarious to call a cat a kind of fish."
Damien abt Hux - "When He Sees Me" From Waitress. Damien just overthinking about going out Hux even before knowing him all that much. "I stick with real things, usually facts and figures. When information's in its place I minimize the guessing game. Guess what? (What?). I don't like guessing games or when I feel things before I know the feelings." "What scares me the most. Is what if when he sees me, what if he doesn't like it? What if he runs the other way and I can't hide from it? What happens then?." "Or even worse, he could be very nice, have lovely eyes and make me laugh, come out of hiding. What do I do with that?" Also literally the entire song ngl. It's very Damien coded in my opinion.
David & Asher - "For Good" From Wicked. Just wholesome, very platonic love and friendship shared between two friends. (No, I'm not trying to be sarcastic. They're just very good friends) "I've heard it said, that people come into our lives for a reason. Bringing something we must learn." "Who can say if I've been changed for the better? But because I knew you, I have been changed for good." :')) "You'll be with me, like a handprint on my heart."
Young David & Asher - "For Forever" From Dear Evan Hansen. Just two friends. On a perfect day. :'))) "All we see is sky forever. We let the world pass forever. Feels like we could go on for forever this way, two friends on a perfect day." "He looks around and says to me 'There's nowhere else I'd rather be.' And I say, 'Me too'." "And I see him come to get me. He's come to get me, and everything's okay." witerally the inversion
Imp!Lasko to Imp!Freelancer - "Meant to be Yours" From Heathers. I don't think I need to explain this one, it just speaks for itself. "You chucked me out like I was trash, for that you should be dead." "You were meant to be mine. I am all that you need. You carved open my heart. Can't just leave me to bleed. Veronica, open the, open the door, please. Veronica, open the door. Veronica, can we not fight anymore, please? Can we not fight-" yada yada yada, you know the audio
Freelancer (?) - "The Wizard And I" From Wicked. It's just them being pumped to go to DAMN and to get to learn more abt their weird and foreign powers. "This weird quirk I've tried to suppress or hide, is a talent?" "No father is not proud of you, no sister acts ashamed." 🙂 "And this gift or this curse I have inside. Maybe at last, I'll know why."
Asher + werewolf bois - "I Feel Pretty" From West Side Story. Broski is on cloud 9 after meeting Baaabe, and the others are just there to witness his delulu. "It's alarming how charming I feel. And so pretty, that I hardly can believe I'm real." "Have you met my good friend, Maria (Asher)? The craziest girl on the block." "I feel dizzy, I feel sunny, I feel fizzy, and funny, and fine. And so pretty, Miss America can just resign!"
Gavin - "Noel's Lament" From Ride the Cyclone. Just a gay little guy dreamin up his gay little fantasies during work because workin in 7-Eleven is too boring. 👍 "Good girls call me 'The Town Bicycle'. Don't knock it 'til you've tried my life of sin." "He said, 'I think I am in love with you' I've heard that lie a million times before." "'My chils, do you have any final words to the Lord you'd like to say?' 'Oui, tell him that, like him, I coose to burn out rather than fade away!'" get into it, queen.
Avior & Starlight - "What Is This Feeling?" From Wicked. This is how I feel like their first reaction to each other when they're in hell went. "For you see, my roommate is: Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe. Blonde!" "What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame. Does it have a name? Yes. Loathing. Unadulterated loathing." "Ev'ry little trait, however small, makes my very flesh begin to crawl."
Caelum to Freelancer - "Popular" From Wicked. Hear me out. He doesn't mean it in a bad way, he just wants to help Freelancer out in their new, scary school. "And even in your case, though it's the toughest case I've yet to face. Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed!" "So let's start, 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go..." "Now that I've chosen to become a pal, a sister and advisor. There's nobody wiser!" he's just way too excited to show the magical world to them
Shaw Pack - "Jet Song" From West Side Story. You could also debate that this is also kinda like the Solaire Clan, but the Shaw Pack suits it better cuz of how laidback and playful the song is. "When you're a Jet, if the spit hits the fan, you got brothers around, you're a family man." "When you're a Jet, you're the swingin'est thing. Little boy, you're a man; Little man, you're a king!" mmmm, Solaire Clan vibes "Someone gets in our way, someone don't feel so well!" Quinn? That u?
Any and all immigrants moving to Dahlia - "America" From West Side Story. Two perspective on how livin in Dahlia is like. "Buying on credit is so nice One look at us and they charge twice." ✨racism✨ "Life can be bright in America (Dahlia) If you can fight in America (Dahlia)" "Here you are free and you have pride Long as you stay on your own side."
Marcus - "Cool" From West Side Story. Anxious little technician anxious about being found out and fired. :)))) "Don't get hot, 'cause man, you've got some high times ahead." "Breeze it, buzz it. Easy does it. Turn off the juice boy. Go man, go. But not like a yo-yo schoolboy." idk with this one, it doesn't really have much lyrics anyways :\
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk :))))
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted.txt#redacted guy#redacted honey#redacted damien#redacted huxley#redacted david#redacted asher#redacted imp!lasko#redacted imp!freelancer#redacted freelancer#redacted shaw pack#redacted gavin#redacted avior#redacted starlight#redacted caelum#redacted solaire clan#redacted marcus#shitpost?#idk I just like musicals#:))))))#half assed ngl#I love guy :)))))
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