#redacted imp!dear

[pycth]

|| IMPERIUM ||

“It’s That Time of Year Again”

IMPERIUM || Meeting With a Conniving Raven Shifter In Secret

(The listener for this one is Darlin, taken place before the incident. Having been caught spying on the infamous Shaw Pack by one of the members out in patrol, the two face off in a rather messy chase and an ugly fight. Despite that, Baaabe still has the gall to return, and Darlin is more than ready for them. This happens for a while, until their matches soon become meet ups. Their interests in the other’s motivations turn into infatuation over time, much to their shortcomings. How long can Darlin’ keep up this secret before word gets out amongst the pack about what’s really been going on?)

IMPERIUM || Lured By a Sadistic Doctor

(The listener here is one referred to by “Patient” who, in the Prime Universe, also goes by “Doll” in Doc’s story. You’re injured, poor thing. Won’t you let the humble healer who finds you lend a hand and tend to your wounds? It’ll only hurt for a moment. Or two.)

CATACLYSM | All In Due Time

(The contents of this storyline are meant to be of Dear finding Lasko after he’s taken prisoner by Vega. They purpose an “offer” the former academy President could not refuse.)

[aimedis]

dear in the imperium headcanons :)

imp!dear "the siren of d.a.m.n" they received this title because they're well known for being bloodthirsty and cruel to literally everyone but also being so beautiful and alluring. everyone thinks they're hot. everyone.

they walk around d.a.m.n like they own it despite not even being the president/only being a teacher.

everyone lets them because they're so attractive. not even just because of their looks but because of their presence and way they speak. they're super powerful as well.

whenever they want something from anyone (money, unauthorized access, drugs), they just have to tilt their head and smile the right way and it's theirs.

and if it's not, well they'll just have to be a little more.. persuasive

imp!dear also uses their looks to lure people they don't like to their demise. there have been more than a few sleazy men and women who were bold enough to think they had a chance with them.

they haven't actually killed anyone (or have they?) but they've been known to beat people up and occasionally, when they're really mad, use their water powers to bend people using the water/blood in their body (think bloodbending from avatar the last airbender).

imp!dear's biggest pet peeve is being ordered around. so any security, staff, or students that think they can tell them what to do, will find themselves being twisted into a pretzel without even being touched.

they have beaten imp!huxley into submission, he is terrified of them. whenever imp!dear even looks at him, he's shaking and standing up a little straighter. he also thinks they're hella attractive.

he was picking on imp!freelancer again but as soon as imp!dear walked through the door and raised their eyebrow at him, he immediately shut up and went about his day albeit shaken up.

imp!dear can be kind when they want to be. they're chill with the students that are chill with them, they train imp!freelancer to use their water powers, and they don't discriminate against any magic user (they like imp!gavin). they're just rude about it.

imp!dear x imp!lasko

imp!lasko is terrified of them but is veryyy attracted to them. the power they exude from their aura and how they speak just draws him to them.

the relationship imp!dear and imp!lasko have is official, they're definitely committed to each other, however, neither of them love each other as much as they say. imp!lasko is on a power trip from being with d.a.m.n's siren and fulfilling certain fantasies he's had of them. imp!dear gets a kick out of being with the academy's president.

imp!dear ignores imp!lasko's existence half the time as long as they don't need something from him. it keeps imp!lasko on his toes.

even though they're not as in love as they say, imp!lasko gets jealous whenever imp!dear flirts with an enforcer or other staff to get what they want, and imp!dear tells him off for how often he wants to be alone with imp!freelancer (imp!lasko definetly wants to get into imp!freelancer's pants idc).

imp!lasko makes a shitton of money from being academy president and half of it goes to imp!dear without them asking for it (boy is obsessedddd)

imp!dear has an anger problem and oftentimes takes it out on imp!lasko. they yank on his hair, grip his chin tightly, and order him around for the thrill of it.

misc.

imp!dear is lowkey a drug addict (is always always seen smoking/high)

when imp!dear met imp!freelancer and imp!gavin, they were so intrigued by their relationship (they thought a human born freelancer dating an incubus was fascinating)

imp!dear saw imp!lasko paralyzed by imp!vega and they laughed, called him pathetic, and took the money from the safe in his office

they learned to use their water powers on people's bodies from their grandfather (who was executed by the imperium for killing people with it)

imp!dear has a permanent blood stain on their favourite pair of shoes from someone they beat to a pulp (almost killed the person out of anger)

imp!dear couldn't have given less of a shit when the d(a)emons wanted to take over the academy because of their own hatred towards the imperium

they hate the imperium because of all the restrictions they had placed on everything. was happy to watch it's downfall

they also wouldn't have cared if the meridian collapsed as long as they could smoke while it happened

has a particular dislike for the king imperial ("i guess you could say fire and water don't mix")

that's it :) lemme know if there's any more!

[moondustwritesblog]

imp!dear headcanons

content warning: corruption and drowning mention

prefers rainy weather any day especially when a storm is coming

the worse the thunderstorm, the better they sleep

more on actions, less on words

can and will drown people until the person turns blue or passes out

due to their position at iad, they are capable of abusing it

has considered becoming a slicer

has a big, well decorated aquarium in their office but no fish for some reason

on their student days, they were known for materializing their magic into a whip that can slice through even metal

infatuated with the academy president

[whensomethingwickedcomesthisway]

This is really funny because half of poly imp!DAMN would just HATE each other. The relationship tree would be so crazy.

I feel like at first if forced to work together they would divide into factions like Freelancer and Gavin vs. Lasko and Hux and Damien would just ignore the whole thing and act superior. But over time Damien and Hux would warm up to each other and then Gavin and Freelancer would be all like "love is love!" and then those two would get integrated into the Freelancer and Gavin group. They all get used to this then collectively decide that they HATE Lasko and every time he speaks they tell him to shut the fuck up (like they'd kick him out if they could but they can't because remember they're being forced to work together for some reason). Lasko absolutely cannot deal with this, loses it on the rest of DAMN daily (they don't care), he eventually just calms down cause he's got nothing else to do.

*Cue lots of emotional and very well written character arcs later*

and I feel like we're left with a very south park dynamic where everyone lowkey hates Lasko but he's still in the polycule and invited to all the stuff (he's honestly there for the vibes it's not interesting when everyone gets along) (no comment on the south park polycule i dont get involved in politics) and this just sorta happens for a long time

finally we get Dear involved (people who don't include Dear in poly damn are COWARDS). I think no on really gets to know dear other than Lasko because after Lasko gets a partner to himself they're all paired up and they start to sort of grow apart? I don't think this would happen with normal poly DAMN, but with poly imp!DAMN i think because they're all so emotionally bankrupt they struggle to be emotionally intimate with that many people and in the end they kinda just go they're separate ways and meet up on holidays.

But that's just my take you can tell me to shut up if you want 🤗

"poly damn this, poly damn that"

poly IMP damn

how would that work yall

[darling-solaire]

Imperium: President Moore and his Dear companion

[jaetists]

I’m still slightly sad porter and dear weren’t characters yet when imperium happened cuz they would’ve been some of THE BADDEST BITCHES THERE. Same goes for darlin like if they were still alive ik they were badass. Like the BADDEST of ass why did they have to die (along with david)

[bubblergoespop]

i’m so distraught that the imperium ended before porter was introduced. hell before DEAR was introduced. we could’ve had everything. assassin porter but dialled up to the max. he’s not morally grey anymore he’s just straight up morally fucked. and then batshit crazy dear to complement lasko and he’s in love with them oh he’s so in love erik please i need it please i’m begging oh my god

[capitalisticveins]

i’ve never seen anything to either prove or disprove it . but like . in redactedverse the water elementals can control water right? does this mean they can control blood . blood bender dear canon ? (even if it would probably be imp!dear rather than regular them)

I base a LOT of the elemental magic around ATLA so I personally believe it’s possible, but only for Water elementals (and not Freelancers or people who specialize in other magic types that just learn Water magic) BUT this isn’t canon and any blood-bending magic isn’t ever mentioned in Redacted. You can say it’s possible or not but neither is true unless its stated otherwise

If it IS true Imp! Dear abuses that shit idgaf

[vind3miat0r]

imp!Dear 🤝 imp!Treasure

being polar opposites of their prime counterparts

[milogreersleftdresssock]

hello i’m experiencing such insane redacted brainrot the last like 2 days specifically for asher/david/lasko i don’t even know what to do with myself i fear i’m going crazy for real this time help!! also relistening to the imperium and really dying over imp!asher i’m just so unwell i cannot stress this enough code red code red!!

[betta-phish]

i would love it if Lasko called his listener Dear and I know many others agree with me

but let’s be honest…

if he does we’re all getting some SEVERE ptsd

[pycth]

IMPERIUM || Answering To a Cunning Headmaster

“Test my waters and I’ll watch you sink.”

In the Imperium, Coworker is the Headmaster at Kennedy Academy. They strive on the control handed to them by the Imperium, but do not align with its values on humanborns. They believe they are the runts of the litter, the bastard children of the Sovereigns. Behind closed doors, they operate several of the largest slicer groups across the Imperium using the demons harbored at the academy’s “safe haven.”

Imp!Coworker has heavy Makima energy iykyk They’re almost always seen wearing a smile that never falters. Their relationship with President Moore has always been strained and tension between the two seems to be thicken with every little interaction due to their contrasting beliefs, but one could speculate there could be or could’ve been something behind all that…who’s to say.

[aimedis]

imp!dear "the siren of d.a.m.n"

here me out-

[theacademypresident]

can i have a hug dear sir :3

I don't see why not! Please don't mind the security, they are just here in case you try anything silly 😊.

[piffany666]

I NEEED THIS!!!

Somone thats not me has got to make fan art of this! I don't care what pose their in I just need dear to be holding lasko by his tie

If we ever have another imperium I want Dear to be PSYCHOTIC like absolutely brain rot evil crazy. I want rabidness and gendered rage.

And I want goody two shoes President Moore, very stoic man to be absolutely whipped for them.

Please it’s a need

[darling-solaire]

My imperium headcanons are that dear and lasko were in a little psychosexual relationship where dear would be kind of an enforcer of lasko’s rules and would kill any troublemakers while Lasko would only step in for the bigger issues with dear using the very messy method of exploding people while Lasko uses the cleaner option of sucking the air from their lungs