#redacted imp!dear

[pycth]

|| IMPERIUM ||

“It’s That Time of Year Again”

IMPERIUM || Meeting With a Conniving Raven Shifter In Secret

(The listener for this one is Darlin, taken place before the incident. Having been caught spying on the infamous Shaw Pack by one of the members out in patrol, the two face off in a rather messy chase and an ugly fight. Despite that, Baaabe still has the gall to return, and Darlin is more than ready for them. This happens for a while, until their matches soon become meet ups. Their interests in the other’s motivations turn into infatuation over time, much to their shortcomings. How long can Darlin’ keep up this secret before word gets out amongst the pack about what’s really been going on?)

IMPERIUM || Lured By a Sadistic Doctor

(The listener here is one referred to by “Patient” who, in the Prime Universe, also goes by “Doll” in Doc’s story. You’re injured, poor thing. Won’t you let the humble healer who finds you lend a hand and tend to your wounds? It’ll only hurt for a moment. Or two.)

CATACLYSM | All In Due Time

(The contents of this storyline are meant to be of Dear finding Lasko after he’s taken prisoner by Vega. They purpose an “offer” the former academy President could not refuse.)

[aimedis]

dear in the imperium headcanons :)

imp!dear "the siren of d.a.m.n" they received this title because they're well known for being bloodthirsty and cruel to literally everyone but also being so beautiful and alluring. everyone thinks they're hot. everyone.

they walk around d.a.m.n like they own it despite not even being the president/only being a teacher.

everyone lets them because they're so attractive. not even just because of their looks but because of their presence and way they speak. they're super powerful as well.

whenever they want something from anyone (money, unauthorized access, drugs), they just have to tilt their head and smile the right way and it's theirs.

and if it's not, well they'll just have to be a little more.. persuasive

imp!dear also uses their looks to lure people they don't like to their demise. there have been more than a few sleazy men and women who were bold enough to think they had a chance with them.

they haven't actually killed anyone (or have they?) but they've been known to beat people up and occasionally, when they're really mad, use their water powers to bend people using the water/blood in their body (think bloodbending from avatar the last airbender).

imp!dear's biggest pet peeve is being ordered around. so any security, staff, or students that think they can tell them what to do, will find themselves being twisted into a pretzel without even being touched.

they have beaten imp!huxley into submission, he is terrified of them. whenever imp!dear even looks at him, he's shaking and standing up a little straighter. he also thinks they're hella attractive.

he was picking on imp!freelancer again but as soon as imp!dear walked through the door and raised their eyebrow at him, he immediately shut up and went about his day albeit shaken up.

imp!dear can be kind when they want to be. they're chill with the students that are chill with them, they train imp!freelancer to use their water powers, and they don't discriminate against any magic user (they like imp!gavin). they're just rude about it.

imp!dear x imp!lasko

imp!lasko is terrified of them but is veryyy attracted to them. the power they exude from their aura and how they speak just draws him to them.

the relationship imp!dear and imp!lasko have is official, they're definitely committed to each other, however, neither of them love each other as much as they say. imp!lasko is on a power trip from being with d.a.m.n's siren and fulfilling certain fantasies he's had of them. imp!dear gets a kick out of being with the academy's president.

imp!dear ignores imp!lasko's existence half the time as long as they don't need something from him. it keeps imp!lasko on his toes.

even though they're not as in love as they say, imp!lasko gets jealous whenever imp!dear flirts with an enforcer or other staff to get what they want, and imp!dear tells him off for how often he wants to be alone with imp!freelancer (imp!lasko definetly wants to get into imp!freelancer's pants idc).

imp!lasko makes a shitton of money from being academy president and half of it goes to imp!dear without them asking for it (boy is obsessedddd)

imp!dear has an anger problem and oftentimes takes it out on imp!lasko. they yank on his hair, grip his chin tightly, and order him around for the thrill of it.

misc.

imp!dear is lowkey a drug addict (is always always seen smoking/high)

when imp!dear met imp!freelancer and imp!gavin, they were so intrigued by their relationship (they thought a human born freelancer dating an incubus was fascinating)

imp!dear saw imp!lasko paralyzed by imp!vega and they laughed, called him pathetic, and took the money from the safe in his office

they learned to use their water powers on people's bodies from their grandfather (who was executed by the imperium for killing people with it)

imp!dear has a permanent blood stain on their favourite pair of shoes from someone they beat to a pulp (almost killed the person out of anger)

imp!dear couldn't have given less of a shit when the d(a)emons wanted to take over the academy because of their own hatred towards the imperium

they hate the imperium because of all the restrictions they had placed on everything. was happy to watch it's downfall

they also wouldn't have cared if the meridian collapsed as long as they could smoke while it happened

has a particular dislike for the king imperial ("i guess you could say fire and water don't mix")

that's it :) lemme know if there's any more!

[moondustwritesblog]

imp!dear headcanons

content warning: corruption and drowning mention

prefers rainy weather any day especially when a storm is coming

the worse the thunderstorm, the better they sleep

more on actions, less on words

can and will drown people until the person turns blue or passes out

due to their position at iad, they are capable of abusing it

has considered becoming a slicer

has a big, well decorated aquarium in their office but no fish for some reason

on their student days, they were known for materializing their magic into a whip that can slice through even metal

infatuated with the academy president

[darling-solaire]

Imperium: President Moore and his Dear companion

[jaetists]

I’m still slightly sad porter and dear weren’t characters yet when imperium happened cuz they would’ve been some of THE BADDEST BITCHES THERE. Same goes for darlin like if they were still alive ik they were badass. Like the BADDEST of ass why did they have to die (along with david)

[bubblergoespop]

i’m so distraught that the imperium ended before porter was introduced. hell before DEAR was introduced. we could’ve had everything. assassin porter but dialled up to the max. he’s not morally grey anymore he’s just straight up morally fucked. and then batshit crazy dear to complement lasko and he’s in love with them oh he’s so in love erik please i need it please i’m begging oh my god

[capitalisticveins]

i’ve never seen anything to either prove or disprove it . but like . in redactedverse the water elementals can control water right? does this mean they can control blood . blood bender dear canon ? (even if it would probably be imp!dear rather than regular them)

I base a LOT of the elemental magic around ATLA so I personally believe it’s possible, but only for Water elementals (and not Freelancers or people who specialize in other magic types that just learn Water magic) BUT this isn’t canon and any blood-bending magic isn’t ever mentioned in Redacted. You can say it’s possible or not but neither is true unless its stated otherwise

If it IS true Imp! Dear abuses that shit idgaf

[vind3miat0r]

imp!Dear 🤝 imp!Treasure

being polar opposites of their prime counterparts

[milogreersleftdresssock]

hello i’m experiencing such insane redacted brainrot the last like 2 days specifically for asher/david/lasko i don’t even know what to do with myself i fear i’m going crazy for real this time help!! also relistening to the imperium and really dying over imp!asher i’m just so unwell i cannot stress this enough code red code red!!

[betta-phish]

i would love it if Lasko called his listener Dear and I know many others agree with me

but let’s be honest…

if he does we’re all getting some SEVERE ptsd

[piffany666]

I NEEED THIS!!!

Somone thats not me has got to make fan art of this! I don't care what pose their in I just need dear to be holding lasko by his tie

If we ever have another imperium I want Dear to be PSYCHOTIC like absolutely brain rot evil crazy. I want rabidness and gendered rage.

And I want goody two shoes President Moore, very stoic man to be absolutely whipped for them.

Please it’s a need

[pycth]

IMPERIUM || Answering To a Cunning Headmaster

“Test my waters and I’ll watch you sink.”

In the Imperium, Coworker is the Headmaster at Kennedy Academy. They strive on the control handed to them by the Imperium, but do not align with its values on humanborns. They believe they are the runts of the litter, the bastard children of the Sovereigns. Behind closed doors, they operate several of the largest slicer groups across the Imperium using the demons harbored at the academy’s “safe haven.”

Imp!Coworker has heavy Makima energy iykyk They’re almost always seen wearing a smile that never falters. Their relationship with President Moore has always been strained and tension between the two seems to be thicken with every little interaction due to their contrasting beliefs, but one could speculate there could be or could’ve been something behind all that…who’s to say.

[aimedis]

imp!dear "the siren of d.a.m.n"

here me out-

[that-gothickitty]

Again, as previously stated, "I saw the tv glow" fucked me up.

I am still actively recovering.

So... have my:

Redacted Listener Sexuality and Gender Identity Headcanons :> 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Shaw Pack

Baabe (Asher's Listener) - Bisexual (Pref for men) and Acespike. Demiboy, He/They.

Sweetheart (Milo's Listener) - Heteroflexible. Cis Woman (very masc presenting), She/Her.

Darlin' (Sam's Listener) - GAY, HOMOSEXUAL GAYYYYYY. Ahem, no particular label for his gender, He/Him.

Angel (David's Listener) - Heterosexual. Cis Woman, She/Her.

Soliare Clan

Lovely (Vincent's Listener) - Omnisexual queen. Demigirl, They/Them.

Treasure (Porter's Listener) - Pan, aceflux, and demiromantic. Genderqueer, Xey/Xer.

Brighteyes (Frederick's Listener) - Abrosexual, demiromantic, and demisexual. Agender, any pronouns (neos are highly encouraged).

Damn Crew

Freelancer (Gavin's Listener) - Polysexual and a sex positive asexual. Nonbinary, They/Them.

Dear/Coworker (Lasko's Listener) - Pansexual. Genderfluid, She/He.

Unempowered Bois

Baby (Ollie's Listener) - Biromantic Asexual (Sex Repulsed). Cis Woman, She/Her.

Honey (Guy's Listener) - Guysexual. Genderqueer, picks pronouns of the day out of a mason jar.

Smartass (Aaron's Listener) - Polysexual. Trans Man, He/Him.

My Love (Anton's Listener) - Unlabeled. Cis Woman, She/They.

Baby 1 (Ivan/Flyboi's Listener) - Bisexual (Pref for wamen). Demigirl, She/It.

Baby 2 (Ivan's Listener) - Unlabeled. Gendervoid, He/They.

Cutie (Geordi's Listener) - Queer, Acespike. Nonbinary, She/They.

De(a)mons

Therapist (Camelopardalis' Listener) - Unlabeled. Cis Man, He/Him.

Warden (Vega's Listener) - Unlabeled. Genderfaun, He/It.

Pet (Imp. Vega's Listener) - Queer. Trans Masc, They/Them.

Starlight (Avior's Listener) - Aviorsexual (Same). They're still exploring their gender o7.

Doll (Regulas' Listener) - Heterosexual. Cis Woman.

Misc.

Spouse (James' Listener) - Gay, demisexual. Cis Man, He/Him.

Sunshine (Elliot's Listener) - Pansexual. Genderfey, She/Xir/Star.

Bestie (Blake's Listener) - GAYYY (had internalized homophobia in high school. Cis man, He/Him.

Doc (Hush's Listener) - Panromantic, asexual. Cis Man (Does enjoy presenting as androgynous tho), He/Him.

Obscura (Morgan's Listener) - Panromantic, demiromantic, and greysexual. Genderfluid, will steal your pronouns (devious mf).

Asset (Project Meridian's Listener) - Aroace icon. Doesn't really know what gender they feel most connected to yet, they/them.

Sweetie (Yandere Caller/John's Listener) - Bisexual. Cis Man, He/Him.

IF I FORGOT ANYONE FEEL FREE TO ROAST THE SHIT OUTTA ME

[darling-solaire]

My imperium headcanons are that dear and lasko were in a little psychosexual relationship where dear would be kind of an enforcer of lasko’s rules and would kill any troublemakers while Lasko would only step in for the bigger issues with dear using the very messy method of exploding people while Lasko uses the cleaner option of sucking the air from their lungs

[jacedified]

things i cant stop thinking about !!

most of this is going to imperium related so enjoy my brain turning mwah

also pls ignore my mid sentence rambling i have a serious problem

warnings: gore/mentions of death , violence , imperium , swearing :D , adult with internet access cant shut up

- yandere caller being a shade

(someone said this on a hc list and now im actively running with it)

- sams eyes being brown

(as a brown eye haver i know he misses them dearly and i wnna give him the worlds sweetest biggest longest hug)

- the idea of gavin “slicing” peoples threads for kody in imperium

(forcing my husband ((i need therapy im married to a fictional incubus)) to do such acts simply because you want to you sick freak ILL FUCKING KILL U- oh wait gavin already did xoxo kiss my ass from hell kody)

- the look on kodys face at the end of it all

(as previously stated i wanted that man dead.. i just wanna make sure hes actually gone yknow)

- what asher’s smile looked like when him and david were together (imperium)

(knowing that david was gone, hearing the random audience member asking for david to be alive and left alone in the first imperium video, knowing they were mates, knowing how heartbroken asher was after his death i just wanna see them happy maann ((it feels criminal to use emojis on tumblr)) 😭😭)

- if lasko calling freelancer “my dear” when you first met him in the haven was a sneak peek for his later ((is the word prime for like normal redacted universe characters i can’t remember, like prime lasko yada yada)) listeners name

- if no one was watching gavin WOULD HE HAD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IMP!HUXLEY???

(the amount of shit talking hux did when freelancer and gavin first get to the haven had me ready to fight in an instant ((it mightve just been my overwhelming adoration for gavin but still)) like he was acting like an annoying jock who gets a job as security for some fuck ass rich university and thinks hes on top of the world like dont piss me off huxley or damien gets it in the other universe so help me god)

- is anyone else as attracted to the tension between vincent and asher in imperium as i am..

(i have no words for how “yippee kicking my feet happy smiley kiss now kiss now what if u kissed rn” i was when asher and vincent are talking but also i feel like pet ((is that vincents listeners name or vegas I CANT REMEMBER PLS)) was behind a door listening in and getting jealous bc “that should be me holding your hand..”

… excuse the outburst)

- vampire milo.. thats all

(GAWD hes so hot like he always is and always has been but jesus FUCKING christ theres something about him having been a vamp did something to me that i cant even explain)

- what was avior saying to lasko to make him irritated with him..

(i mean yeah hes a yapper but i feel like it was just “hey we need help down here” and lasko rolling his eyes and waiting two weeks before actually doing anything)

- WHERE TF IS ELLIOT WHERE TF IS SUNSHINE CAN I BEAT BLAKES ASS??

- what would have happened had milo not broken the ward

(again someone else mentioned this ((i would tag them but it was 6hrs ago and i was just scrolling and reading)) and now i cant stop thinking about it)

- what is avior hearing in his last video

(its been a while since ive actually listened to aviors playlist again but there was a voice or sounds he was hearing after getting out of the meridian and its just been on my mind)

- gavin having a myspace account

(he would love myspace i just know he would and i feel like he’d be an avid tumblr user but like its just him posting his favorite pics of himself from the week and updates on whatever small pet him and freelancer would very obviously inevitably get bc he saw it in a pet store or on the street and couldnt resist)

- what happens when freelancer gets old..

(freelancer is just that.. a freelancer. they arent a vamp, or a demon, or even some secret third thing.. what happens to them and gav when they get old. have they had that talk yet? i shouldnt think about this bc it makes me spiral into a bucket of tears and sadness bc its the same thing with sam and darlin’ like we wont know what theyll do when their partners get old and they are still young and immortal.. sigh 😔)

- can i cut the meridian open with a knife if i tried?

(how thin is the meridian? how easy is it to access? how long would it take me to literally stab it open? ((i have serious issues)) )

- imp!damien..

(yea i have a crush on him or whatever nothing crazy)

- is the person asher catches in imperium baabe or is it just random listener #18683 ?

(obviously my first thought when i listened to imperium like a year ago i thought baabe nd asher would be together ((i was delusional and on an asher high)) but then when it was revealed that he and david were mates in that universe did that mean baabe just doesnt exist or are they the person that gets caught by him or again some secret third thing)

- what happens to angel in the mess that is imperium, honestly what happens to all the shaw pack listeners

(obviously sweetheart is left out of this equation bc them and milo are still happily obsessed with each other in every universe BUT angel, baabe, and darlin where yall at??)

- WHERE ARE THE AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE EMPATHY DEMONS IN IMPERIUM UNIVERSE??

(this just popped into my mind but WHERE IS MY SON?? what have u done with my son WHERE IS MY SON??!!?)

- is anyone else as obsessed with just erik and his mind?

(that handsome blessing to my youtuber universe.. i could listen to him babble for hours and will do so bc it feeds my “listening to nerdy man babble on abt his fixations” quota)

- what imperium versions of characters do people prefer over their counterparts

(personally i prefer imp! huxley, damien, and vincent over their prime versions ((still dont know if im using the term prime in the right context)) idk what it is but well i know what it is for huxley and damien but we dont need to get into why i dont like hux and dames rn :D but for vincent i just like seeing a different version of him i think.. hes so confident with his decisions, and knows what he wants in imperium i just want that for regular vince too.. sigh)

uhh anyways.. i think thats enough thinking for now, going back to sleep

stay safe out there