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[gruntnakura]

The information broker grinned and reached out to pinch Judas' cheek.

"If you were old, you would know more about them whether you wanted to or not because you would have grown up surrounded by the things. So forgive me if I don't exactly believe you." He smirked. "Actually, there are a lot with faces like that. Why, is 'dopey-faced' your type?"

"Heckin' rude, bro. Gimme a break, I'm old! Plus they're cute. You seen the one with the face like ._.?"

[gruntnakura]

"Pfft hahahaaa!! Is that the only one you know? Out of over a thousand, now?" The Rocket grunt shook his head, grinning. "Consider yourself lucky. They're nuisances."

"Do you know what Pokémon are?"

"Yea that's Pikachu! Love that little dude."

[gruntnakura]

Some things about the Team Rocket Pokéverse version of me...

- I dislike pokemon because humans are far superior.

- Steel-types are my least favorite because they’re the least like actual, living beings and they’re boring.

- Psychic-types are somewhat more interesting than others because they at least seem to have some degree of intelligence that might hold a candle to human sentience.

- That said, Jirachis are the worst. You can’t get them to shut up and they just keep going on and on about random, childish nonsense in your head!

- I’ve been told I’m most like a dark-type and those are the main type of pokemon I’ve ended up with. However, just like I don’t get along too well with others who think like me, dark-type pokemon with personalities to match don’t tend to place nice when I’m around.

- I joined Team Rocket in 2011 when I was 24 years old (but shhh, I’m still 21).

- My pokemon include: Celty the Spiritomb, Mairu and Kururi the twin Purrloin, Aoba the Zoroark, Riviere the Zoroark (previously the late Elite Agent Aila’s), Delic the Chingling, Chrome the Porygon, and (Death the)Kid the Absol.

- Since then I’ve been a Trainee, promoted to Grunt, demoted back to Trainee (by Executive Seth), gotten an Elite Agent (Aila) killed during a mission when she died to save my life, tied up her partner (Elite Agent Asch) and cut off his hair to annoy him, gotten myself captured by the police and sent to jail, hurt my former roommate (Grunt Jerome - now Agent Jerome) when he found I was responsible for the death of his ex-gang before he joined TR, freaked out a Rocket I was trying to help (Elite Agent Aulus), abandoned my more recent roommate (Grunt Adam) who has serious childhood trauma...and have recently been condemned to death by a partner (Agent Faleen) who has finally gotten fed up with me after three years of trying to make things work. More TBA.

- If I were a pokemon, I would be Sneasal.

[gruntnakura]

This is Grunt Jerome, a former roommate of mine before he got promoted, but I always called him Jerry-kun and he called me Furs. I sat on his lap once during a meeting. He didn’t mind. ^_^

[gruntnakura]

This is the time I accidentally angered Executive Seth (Seto Kaiba’s codename as a Rocket) and he threw his pokemon at me. At first he was mad because I was on the tech floor where I wasn’t supposed to be. I had no idea the reputation his temper had. I had just joined Team Rocket and didn’t know any better. Could you blame me? He sure does get angry easily. It was pretty fun, but he ended up sending me to the brig and then demoting me to Trainee. The first Rocket Grunt to be demoted to Trainee! Can you believe it? What a tantrum-thrower. He also ripped up my parka to spite me, but don’t worry - I got him back for it later.