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Update: i now have a man with MUCH feminine twang (i love him and we have been dating for nine months)
he has long hair and earrings and is sweet and thinks about my feelings and i give him flowers and he gives me flowers and he likes trains and
I have fallen into the bisexual woman trap. Oops
if im gonna date a man he’s gotta have some feminine twang to him
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MA! THERE'S A FUCKED UP LOOKING POKEMON IN THE BACKYARD!
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Pov you graduate college in two weeks to start your first full time job
the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself
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the printer is a machine that doesn't care if you live or die
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guy who is learning something new about himself
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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol
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Minecraft keep inventory on ahh post
I am sick...
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I love the idea of Spock being super queer, highly expressive and very emotional from a Vulcan view point. Like...
What humans see:
What Vulcans see:
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watch parkour civilization instead please
i made this meme in a blind rage
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Adapting bird expressions to the most ridiculous scenes will never not be funny to me
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i present another offering of a meme redraw for y’all
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i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,
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Would you be willing to draw Silver for the sole purpose of throwing him?
I've been convinced
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