#redacted fools anton

[h0ney-dames]

MY OPINION ON FOOLS WEEK

These are MY opinions, the “what I expected” was written before I listened to the audio.

Slight spoilers below <3

Gavin - what I expected: utter whiplash.

What I got- a love for Gavin. Seriously if you told me on April 1st that “you're gonna love Gavin” I would have said, “Haha april foolssss, you're insane.” BUT NO. MAN WAS SEXY?! Do I just love submissive men? Lasko Moore effect ig

James - what I expected: Huxley but higher and maybe cuddles

What I got- ???? The need to piss?? Why the fuck did he talk about water so much? Mans has a smooth brain. However, I did get i love for telepaths (fuck cutie tho) tbh I was half asleep when I listened to it. I have never listened to a James audio

Milo - what I expected: spoiled whiny 10-year-old at Sephero, and an ick

What i got- OH MY GOD IM GAY IF YOU TOLD ME A WEEK AGO ID BE SIMPING FOR SPOILED VAMPIRE MILO GREER ID LAUGH. IM DOWN BADDDD. MANS GIVING ME BUTTERFLIES. GOD SAKE. NO ICK. PERFECT. ALREADY LOVE MILO NO DISRESPECT. MAN SET THE BAR FOR MY LOVE LIFE, BUT FOOLS!MILO RAISED THEM. 🤵‍♂️❤️🤵‍♂️ (me and fools milo)

Anton - what i expected: asher the remake but softer??

What I got- SINCE WHEN THE FUCK WAS THERE A RUSSIAN CHARACTER??? (Or French?) SRSLY. Never touched Anton with a 10-foot pole, the man sounds like DR.hilbert from Wolf 359, also quite literally ashers audio I'm sorry

David - what i expected: pushover, down on his knees begging for kisses and being whiny, and also a bit of shifting cus the “this is omega shit” line in his shifting audio

What I got- NO DADDY ISSUES??? NO CAR TRAUMA?!?!? WHIMPERING?! I mean I predicted the whiny one… and begging for kisses… (beg harder oo oo~) ASHER AND DAVID STILL BEING BESTIES IS MY ROMAN EMPIRE. Swear to god its the lasko moore effect… genuinely forcing this man onto his knees jkjk unless I dont want the whimpers, BUT THE PARASITES- “however you want it… however you want me..” DAVEY GOD LEAVE SOME FOR THE BEDROOMMMMMM

Special mentions!

GUY?: omg guy in the anton audio O///o HE WAS SO UNETHASTIC! YES, GUY!! GIVE US NOTHING!!!!!!!

ASHER??: ASHERS MATE CALLS HIM PUPPY ASHERS MATE CALLS HIM PUPPY ASHERS MATE CALLS HIM PU-

GABE???: GABE CALLING DAVID FOR TECH SUPPORT(???) HONESTLY THOUGH THE TALBOT PACK WAS GONNA BE SOME WEBSITE COMPANY

[bubblergoespop]

My Top Fool!Anton Quotes

he’s such a SWEETIEEE （＾∇＾）〜♡

“Soft lips. Sweet lips. Mmm. Lips I wasn’t done with”

“No I do not think I want kisses right now. You said I have butt problems.”

“Apology accepted, now kiss.”

“Pizza is itself very healthy. Many food groups in one. Bread, fruit, dairy, and then vegetal on top.”

“I do not pout. You pout. You do. You are cute as ever while you do, but you do.”

“[Happy Panting]”

“Will you get the door? You’re closer. You’re more beautiful. No that is very important. Good looking people get more. Pretty privilege, use it, you go. We could get so many cheese and pepper packets!”

“‘Butt problems’?! What does this mean? I have no such problems, you laugh, it is not funny. I have a wonderful butt. As you have said many times.”

“I cannot. Because in a moment I will not have thumbs to open the door.”

”Oh yes. Check mate, my mate.”

“What receipt? Let me see. Oh no, I have dropped it in the trash before I could read it. That is terrible.”

“Davey’s mate is talking all the time, they have no secrets they can keep.”

“Asher brought his mate, and when talking, his mate called him “puppy”. Yes, calling the Alpha puppy. I tried not to laugh, but I laughed. His angry little face. It was very funny.”

[plaqying]

DID HONEY GET IN A CAR CRASH WHAT HAPPENED TO GUY

the amount of references in this video was insane i was losing my shit and it was 2am

also it’s confirmed the mates have a gc 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[qhoaaaa]

SO HOW WE FEELING ABT PLAYFUL WEREWOLF ANTON SOON YALL 👀👀👀

[deezbignutz]

I love my yappers🥰

[ambrose-mp4]

Have people written fanfics set in the Foolverse au yet? If so can anyone hook me up with some good ones? I’m in need of some new content

[boowiij]

Listening to Guy sound so drained and laid back in the Foolsverse is so werid😭😭

Like where is his guy-ness⁉️

(He’s probably drained from college or something)

[tankwiththeangst]

Y’know what would be really funny…

If this whole time we thought we’d get someone from the Fooliverse lineup but then Erik decides to fool us again and just make the BA Fool!Guy

I know the fandom would be having so many mixed emotions but I’d honestly have to give Erik his flowers because it would be in Fooliverse spirit

(Even though it’s no longer April)

[piffany666]

Fooliverse Anton be like:

[moon-blanket]

FOOL!DAVID !!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME. HEY GUYS HI HEY GUYS !!! WHAT !!!!

I was so scared that he wouldn't sound like David, idk how to describe it, but I was pleasantly surprised. :)

GABE :(((( Holding this small convo so gently in my hands and thinking about What Could Be in the prime universe :((((

SHIFTING BC ANGEL SCARED HIM AND THE WHINING ?????? OH MY GOD I'M SHSH HH HHSHS. "It's a little funny, but it's Mean. You're very mean." I'M GOING TO GO CRAZYYYY.

THE SHAKY BREATHS AFTER THEY KISS HIM ?? ERIK HEY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME SPECIFICALLY.

ANGEL ? GRUMPY ? This is an Interesting Development.

THE WAAAAAAY HE SOFTLY ASKS FOR MORE KISSES ?? THE QUIET BEGGING ???? We're literally not even five minutes in and I'm already bouncing off the walls.

Waiting to eat dinner until they got home so they could eat together. Hey what if i Sob and Cry. HE WANTS TO MAKE DINNER FOR THEM WAAH.

ASHER ALPHA MOMENT MENTIONED AGAIN WOOOOO. I wonder So Fondly about who his beta is. Anton ? I Assume ?

"Really ? You think I'm cute ?" YES YES YES YES YES. IN EVERY UNIVERSE. He's so flustered about it hey i'm getting on my knees.

THE LITTLE "Hi..." WHEN THEY HUG HIM I'M GOING TO EAT WIRES.

Angel thinking David looks cute in Every form, and David saying that people usually think it's Intimidating and Scary :(( so having someone to be Open with it all about. To be safe enough to share it with someone who isn't afraid. I'll weep.

Hey I'm just going to write all of this out for Posterity's sake, because I'm Insane... But just know that this Entire Scene has unfortunately put me in the ground. Oh my god. OH MY GOD. I didn't know how badly I needed David desperately begging and whimpering until now ! holy fuck !!! Is this what having the Patreon feels like !!!!!

"All yours, all of me, just tell me what you want. Tell me what to do." "Angel, please. You know how bad I want you." "Yes, all of this. It's all for you. All this muscle, all this strength. All of it. However you want it." "I know how bad you want me, too. You love to tease, but only because you know you'll still get it in the end. So let me give it to you. Please ?"

This was. Wonderful. I was afraid for the Concept of this video but I was blown out of the water by how Well it was executed. I'm going insane. I'm eating drywall. I'm on my knees. Erik never fails to rock my world. I will now go be looping this video for 10 hours straight.

[skunkox]

Fool!Anton EA SPOILER

Big wolf husband almost got faught, talking about some god damn veggie pizza.

Like, sir. This is a meatlovers household. Garlic butter crust, honey BBQ wings, bread & cinnamon sticks are the only food extras. If you wanna be healthy, put some pineapple on it.

Also, was that depressed Guy or the desk dude from the imperium delivering pizza?

Fool!Baaabe gives no fucks and I'm here for it.

And David openly being called Davey???

[definitelynuwonhere]

Now that I’ve had the time to take in that gem of an episode, IT’S TIME FOR NUWON’S PERSONAL IMPRESSIONS:

-I LOVED IT, ABSOLUTELY ADORED IT. I’d like to think this is how he’d act if he was high like James 💀

Favorite Lines:

-His high-pitched “HM..?” *giggle* I WAS DEAD, I DIED. HE’S SUCH A SWEETHEART

-“bUTt pRoMbLEMs?! wHaT doES ThiS mEAN? I dO nOT HAVE sUch PRObLeMS. I hAvE A wOndERFuL BuTT” (Yes, yes you do king)

OK SOMETHING ELSE, WAS I THE ONLY ONE STUMPED BY THE PIZZA GUY, I MEAN, WAS IT REALLY GUY? MY LEGIT FIRST REACTION WAS “DAVID??!!” But then i realized the complications with that theory, then I thought DAMIEN, BUT THEN I SAW THE COMMENTS, IT WAS GUY! DAMN…my man has seen crazy shit, can you imagine it’s the au where Guy gets divorced.

ALSO I WAS RIGHT, ALPHA ASHER, I CANNOT WAIT TO HEAR FROM MR. TALBOT ONE DAY, GAWD.

[miyaheestar]

god knows how bad i have fall for fool!anton and i am not joking i am legit in love with him i was so giggly like when i first listen to guy and when i heard fool!guy i just stood there speechless because WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MAN???

[propertyofsamcollins]

Ngl yall, Foolverse!Anton might be my favorite 🤭

[web-kindle]

Alright... now for the real question...

[qhoaaaa]

@moronkyne

Asher and Fool!Anton def

Dog feeling the music