#redacted fools milo

[h0ney-dames]

MY OPINION ON FOOLS WEEK

These are MY opinions, the “what I expected” was written before I listened to the audio.

Slight spoilers below <3

Gavin - what I expected: utter whiplash.

What I got- a love for Gavin. Seriously if you told me on April 1st that “you're gonna love Gavin” I would have said, “Haha april foolssss, you're insane.” BUT NO. MAN WAS SEXY?! Do I just love submissive men? Lasko Moore effect ig

James - what I expected: Huxley but higher and maybe cuddles

What I got- ???? The need to piss?? Why the fuck did he talk about water so much? Mans has a smooth brain. However, I did get i love for telepaths (fuck cutie tho) tbh I was half asleep when I listened to it. I have never listened to a James audio

Milo - what I expected: spoiled whiny 10-year-old at Sephero, and an ick

What i got- OH MY GOD IM GAY IF YOU TOLD ME A WEEK AGO ID BE SIMPING FOR SPOILED VAMPIRE MILO GREER ID LAUGH. IM DOWN BADDDD. MANS GIVING ME BUTTERFLIES. GOD SAKE. NO ICK. PERFECT. ALREADY LOVE MILO NO DISRESPECT. MAN SET THE BAR FOR MY LOVE LIFE, BUT FOOLS!MILO RAISED THEM. 🤵‍♂️❤️🤵‍♂️ (me and fools milo)

Anton - what i expected: asher the remake but softer??

What I got- SINCE WHEN THE FUCK WAS THERE A RUSSIAN CHARACTER??? (Or French?) SRSLY. Never touched Anton with a 10-foot pole, the man sounds like DR.hilbert from Wolf 359, also quite literally ashers audio I'm sorry

David - what i expected: pushover, down on his knees begging for kisses and being whiny, and also a bit of shifting cus the “this is omega shit” line in his shifting audio

What I got- NO DADDY ISSUES??? NO CAR TRAUMA?!?!? WHIMPERING?! I mean I predicted the whiny one… and begging for kisses… (beg harder oo oo~) ASHER AND DAVID STILL BEING BESTIES IS MY ROMAN EMPIRE. Swear to god its the lasko moore effect… genuinely forcing this man onto his knees jkjk unless I dont want the whimpers, BUT THE PARASITES- “however you want it… however you want me..” DAVEY GOD LEAVE SOME FOR THE BEDROOMMMMMM

Special mentions!

GUY?: omg guy in the anton audio O///o HE WAS SO UNETHASTIC! YES, GUY!! GIVE US NOTHING!!!!!!!

ASHER??: ASHERS MATE CALLS HIM PUPPY ASHERS MATE CALLS HIM PUPPY ASHERS MATE CALLS HIM PU-

GABE???: GABE CALLING DAVID FOR TECH SUPPORT(???) HONESTLY THOUGH THE TALBOT PACK WAS GONNA BE SOME WEBSITE COMPANY

[pycth]

Hello, I hope you're doing well

I was wondering, if you are interested, if you could share your Prince Vampire Milo (fool!verse)? You don't have to, if anything, just wanted to tell how amazing you are and your blog, and thank you for inspiring us ❤️

You can tell I haven’t answered any of these in a good minute, I’m so sorry 😭 BUT ASK AND YOU’LL EVENTUALLY RECEIVE

And thank you so much, it means everything to hear y’all say my stuff inspires you. I know I’ve been slow posting as of late, but I’m trying to get back on my usual pace so there’s also a thank you for baring with me and hopefully I can keep entertaining y’all ✨

(Cleaned up an old WIP for this because it gave me the motivation to finally finish~)

The Rebane “Twins”🩸

[dawnofiight]

What is that one redacted video that you watch OVER AND OVER again?

Personally I love the Huxley and Dames confession because they sound like a fucking stampede when they fuck- but David's marriage proposal is a close second!

[mrsmiagreer]

The vampires literally have enough strength to carry their partners on their hips like toddlers, no matter how heavy they are

[aimedis]

i think stealths cloak when they’re scared or sometimes in their sleep

but fooliverse!sweetheart cloaks when they get flustered by fooliverse!milo breathing too close to them

and prime!sweetheart cloaks when they zone out too deeply

[porters-fangs]

milo rebane… m… mi… milo r

[pandoraroid]

fooliverse vampire prince milo pulling up to the monarchial summit with his stealth partner 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

[annahxredaxted]

Fool!Milo: “Besides you don’t wanna leave your car here over night, there’s a whole manner of bad characters around here at night you never know who might fuck with it..”

Young, newly hired and broke fool!sweetheart: It-it’s a 2000 Honda Civic..

[vind3miat0r]

ik that everyone was like "oh what if fool!Milo doesnt have Aggro :(" and i bring you this: fool!Sweetheart is the one who has Aggro

[salswisteria]

i beg the redacted fandom to pls believe me when I say that THERE IS ENOUGH ANGST IN OUR FANFIC TAG!

I love all ur works but pls gimme some fluff and smut 😭 (fooliverse!Milo and Sweetheart more specifically)

[bubblergoespop]

i received milo rebane’s card for obsessed tier patrons earlier and now i’m even more distraught that we’re never gonna hear from him again

[tommytomatoe]

i want to apologize for the person i will become when omega!david is released

[darlincollins]

david, babe, and sam holding their adrenaline junkie mates' belongings while angel, ash, and darlin go on the tallest/fastest/most loopy roller coaster at the fair (milo is only going because sweetheart wanted another picture of him screaming right before the big drop to add to their collection)

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

my father will be hearing about this

[vegafreakk]

so fool!milo has teeth and back problems

[kinoi-lol]

LET ME IN LET ME INNNNNN