#red vs blue textposts

[frogs-smoking-cigarettes]

Red vs Blue as text posts 9/?

[joltning]

[autisdicksimmons]

Blue team’s turn for textposts

[perma-dead]

ok since i probably won’t get the red team dnd drawings done any time soon, i might as well just share some base info for y’all to think about

Sarge - bloodline of zariel tiefling, multiclasses as a path of the zealot barbarian and an armorer artificer. crazy old man who loves to fight and basically has weapons all over his body

Simmons - half-drow half-[REDACTED], multiclasses as an aberrant mind sorcerer and a horizon walker ranger specifically because of [REDACTED]. despite being half-drow, he looks very similar to a normal drow but is DEEP in the uncanny valley

Grif - hill dwarf, multiclasses as a gold (WTF!!) draconic bloodline sorcerer and a renegade fighter. fucking hates both of these roles, has potential but does not want to put in the effort to get better

Lopez - envoy warforged, classes as a battle smith artificer. cannot speak common but understands it, constantly suffering from the incompetence of his team (a constant in whatever universe he exists in)

Donut - human, classes as a college of glamour bard. his instrument is… singing (theater kid alert!). wears a phantom of the opera-style mask and has a wolf tail from getting lost in the feywild for a prolonged period of time as a kid

[501st-rexster]

If only it were this easy

[yuhi-san]

maybe someone can help me find this post

it was a red vs blue textpost and went something along the lines of:

In red vs blue we don't say i love you. Instead we say:

and there was a whole list but i only remember the following for certain

We say "i forget you"

we say "freckles, shake"

we say "perhaps the next time around"

we say"maybe i can trust you but you can't trust me"

[benoitblanc]

tagged by @heroeddiemunson (love you kai!!!) to list my favorite and most popular posts from each month this year! my most popular posts this year were mostly textposts rambling about donna noble- here’s my most popular post of all time, for example- but i’m going to stick with gifsets for the purposes of this. all sets below the cut!

tagging @louistomlinsun @kathrynshahn @katherineebishop @trashcora @scarlet-sky @nikolatexla @william-byers and anyone else who wants to do it :)

january:

most popular: doctor who for new year new gifs (880 notes)

favorite: meet peggy carter (870 notes)

february:

most popular: peggy’s interrogation (1.1k notes)

favorite: introducing team carter (620 notes)

march:

most popular: peggysous heart eyes (790 notes)

favorite: the queen’s gambit in blues and oranges (260 notes)

april: 

most popular: peggysous vs fitzsimmons (1k notes)

favorite: peggy and jarvis (340 notes)

may:

most popular: doctor who for tv appreciation week (620 notes)

favorite: donna noble for tv appreciation week (340 notes)

june:

most popular: sassy peggy (810 notes)

favorite: ten and donna + official transcripts (750 notes)

july:

slow month for me. favorite + most popular is this snafu set (190 notes)

august:

most popular: peggy + first atomic job outfit (370 notes)

favorite: peggy + second atomic job outfit (290 notes)

september:

most popular: ten and donna being platonic soulmates (3.1k notes)

favorite: ten and donna (220 notes)

october:

most popular: partners in crime + blue and white (500 notes)

favorite: agent carter + soulmates (200 notes)

november:

most popular: turn left parallels (760 notes)

favorite: agent carter + reds and blues (240 notes)

december:

most popular: ten and donna’s mimed reunion (410 notes)

favorite: ten losing donna (340 notes)

[texas-hates-taxes-too]

[dont-mess-with-agent-texas]

Grif: Simmons, I finally figured out what I'm gonna do after I get out of the army.

Simmons: Oh yeah? What's that?

Grif: I'm gonna teach pre-school, man! There's snack time, there's nap time, and all the kids fuckin' do is babble anyway! It's a lazy man's dream!

Simmons: Grif, I told you you had to get a 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙 job.

Grif: Have some respect, Simmons. The kids need a role model.

[whatthefuckisasweep]

simmons, during the tower of procreation: ahh shittt, the doors closing chhhrrkk, ah man, look at that, it’s locking all by itself

grif, holding simmons’ hand tenderly: fuck, ah, damn, were so fucked simmons! ah shit! my lips are touching yours! oh man! im just so out of control horny right now!

simmons, pulling him closer: oh no grif oh god this is so wrong

grif, pressing their foreheads together: yeah buddy. so gross. ew. disgusting. abhorrent.

tucker, outside the closet: yo can you guys just hurry up and fuck i need a wrench

[frogs-smoking-cigarettes]

Red vs Blue as text posts 2/?

[redvstextposts]

Tex's Anger Issues

[autisdicksimmons]

[perma-dead]

taken from this post that has suddenly resurfaced in my brain

[killjoygem]

More rvb textposts 👌

[edenxroseyposey]

Consider the following...

RvB gang! AU where the Reds and Blues are seperate gangs (kinda close to an irl sitch but IGNORE THAT) that are fighting eachother but they don’t really know why??? The Freelancers are the legendary powerful gang with their head Director??? They all have leather jackets and are assigned states as their street names??? Greaser York would be a whole snacc. Don’t get me started on top dog Carolina. Best suited with a 1950’s esque aesthetic.