#red lyfe

[mylittleredgirl]

an old acquaintance of my dad’s recently asked about me, and in an attempt to make me sound interesting, he told her that i have a “following” on the internet. she came back to him saying she looked me up (under my real name) and couldn’t find me. so now he wants to give this poor woman from the old country my pen name and it’s like oh no. dad. i mean the devil’s sacrament is too obscure for this 70+ year old woman for whom english is a third language to truly understand the depths of how wrong your assessment of this situation is, but showing off your grown daughter’s tumblr and ao3 accounts is not the way to tell someone that i’m winning at life.

[ganglandlandlord]

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[n00dleb0yy]

Haven't posted myself in a hot minute, but ye here I am, yay for visibility

[scoups4lyfe]

Howdy y'all.

Taking a quick pause in live-blogging to post this:

My first chapter is out! >:]]

[spotofmummery]

((A few familiar names in this FF1 Pixel Remaster playthrough. Amon keeps dying because monsters love to stomp the red mage, apparently.))

[amethyst-allium]

DEMISE??? ABBA CAVING?? HOLES!!!!!???

GREAT START!!!

[jasontoddcult]

just realised that my description fits jason very well… anyways

[octuscle]

InstaMorph

InstaMorph was not actually supposed to be released in the AppStores. The beta test phase was not even close to being completed. But somehow the app had ended up in the stores. And even though it was an insider tip, an active user community quickly developed. Very few users were probably aware that what the app did was not just digital…

The way it worked was simple: people used Instagram as normal. But the comments were exclusively visible to Instamorph users. And the comments changed what you saw in the posts. Digitally. But also in the real world!

Steven and Ronald were not at all happy about being photographed by a magazine photographer on their way to the opera. Ronald's father, the two of them, was already thinking about calling him to file a lawsuit for violation of personal rights. By that time, the picture of the two of them had long been online with the caption “Young opera fans on their way to a glamorous premiere”. This sealed their fate.

The 2 of dem r quite kawaii, but they look liek they have a sticc up their ass

yea, a lil looser wud b dope.

the 2 of dem lacc the rite cocky attitude. The tuxedo is dope, but u have 2 fill it out

send deez 2 bacc 2 school! they need 2 mor yrs of lyfe experience. And they shud get it @ the gym

whomst the hell goes 2 an opera premiere? a movie premier wud b much cooler!

Steven and Ronald got dizzy. “Bro, do you also have the feeling that we've overdone it in training?” Steven asked his buddy. He gave him a friendly punch on the shoulder. “Dude, you know you look even better in a tuxedo when you've pumped up your chest and biceps!”

Somehow still far 2 clean!

wat kinda movie premier is dis supposed 2 b? looks totally lame

wdy think of the red carpet @ a boxing match?

lit idea! and deez 2 r such fighters!

lit muscles and dope tattoos. Tht wud b poggers!

Their tuxedos vanished into thin air. Their hairstyles screamed “boy from the slums”. School education? Manners? The two of them became full-on jocks from the boxing gym!

“That's it!” “Let the muscles play!” “Give me a killer smile!” “Come on, do a double bicep pose!” Steve and Ron knew the drill. The camera loved them. And they loved the camera. Sure, they needed to work well together. Their business as personal trainers and fitness influencers could only remain successful if they were not only present on their own channels. An appearance like this before a boxing match was important for their image. And that's why they walked the red carpet half naked at 10 degrees Celsius with nipples as hard as steel.

I find dem boring

u name it, interchangeable liek barbie's ken

what if they wer older?

damn, thats a lit idea! such lit muscle daddies

silver foxes made flesh

hey, muscle dilf! show meh ur magnificent cock!

Steve and Ron smiled at the photographers and struck a pose. Most of the youngsters could have been their sons. Although, if they were their sons, the first question would have been who the mother should have been. Shit, they'd never stuck their cocks in a wet cunt. They were both into concrete asses and steel hard cocks. And apart from that, they would have beaten the sissies to the gym on the edge of the red carpet as teenagers. Steve and Ron were icons in the fitness scene. The two had already made a fortune with fitness videos and nutritional supplements before the word 'influencer' had even been invented. The two were in high spirits at the opening of the 100th branch of their Boxing Gym chain. It was going to be a great party. And plenty of fresh meat begging to be fucked by them according to all the rules of the art. Such bodies in combination with so much experience in bed could only be offered by these two. And the boys stood in line at attention for that.

[hellonearthtoday]

outsiders red dead AU I'm actually crazy about

here's johnny and pony in the au I literally beamed my vision onto my screen like no one's business. anyway AU rambling in the undercut. if you even care

OOOOKAY I'm seriously crazy about this. I need whoever's reading this to LOCK in. Gangs in red dead are just that, but the difference between theeir 1960s counterparts is that they're far less restricted. Because it's the 1800s.

There's a variety of gangs, but the Curtis gang are tighter knit and don't just let anyone join. And by that I mean they haven't opened applications in like 1 gazillion years because they all met when they were young so they're locked in 4 lyfe and don't really trust anyone else because it's actually crazy out here. everyone and their mama has a gun it's like 10x more dangerous to trust the wrong mf also because it's literally the 1800s everybody is wilding

Shepard's gang is also real here and they're a lot more fucked up and evil than Curtis's, but they're also just a lot, lot bigger and have a lot more mouths to feed.

misc facts I don't care to weave into something comprehensible:

- the gang forces Pony to wear his bandana near constantly because he's like the one member of the gang that doesn't have metaphorical chains around their wrists locking them into being an outlaw until they die

- Ponyboy and Johnny's horses, while more drawn to their owners, trust PB and Johnny an equal amount which means they can just switch horses whenever. It's free horse. The rest of the gangs horses are more accustomed to their one rider. Dallys' hates literally everyone. Even Dally. but he's a really good horse to have in a shootout, and Dally likes him.

- Soda loves his horse so bad and he refuses to take him on any real dangerous expeditions. He rides with Darry and his shire horse in those events

- Soda's horse is also the most pampered. And Extremely spoiled

- Two-bits horse has tried to eat his hat on more than five occasions

- Even though they seldom ever have access to one, Steve is a FREAK about automobiles. They're pretty new to the region but if there's ever a chance to get ahold of one in a heist Steve is risking it all to get his hands on one. Even if they don't keep it for long (because it's kind of inefficient in their situation) Steve just likes taking them apart and putting them back together

- Steve's horse hates anything with wheels. inconsolable

- Steve has to ride several paces ahead or behind whenever they're traveling with a wagon because of this. He tried getting another horse at one point, but Idiot (Accidentally named) the Horse wouldn't leave him alone and no other horse liked him.

- Ponyboy used to want to participate in more of the gangs work, but as he got older, the less it appealed to him. Even if he was raised on it

-The Curtis parents unfortunately died a little earlier in this. Darry was seventeen.

[eternalsa2z]

Savant 2 Fantasy Trophies

(This is a continuation of a previous post called Savant. Because what's better than one secret bimbo genius? Two of them...duh!)

I tried to be happy playing fantasy with my secret silly weapon. But somehow it didn't feel right. Maybe it was my competitive side. Maybe I felt I didn't deserve a bimbo savant like Kiki. Or maybe it was some secret curiosity about exactly how she thought about things. So I asked her to help me understand what goes on inside that bimbo brain of hers.

"Like...you sure you wanna learn from a ditzy doll like me?" she asked incredulously. Eyes wide. Shining with excitement. I nodded and she squealed and hugged me. "OMG yaaaaaay! I soooo wanted a fantasy friend. A bimbo bestie who just, like, gets me...ya know?"

So soon I was being coached by an absolute cutie. Trained to look, act, and talk like her. Because as Kiki says, "Like, to be good at fantasy you gotta BE a fantasy. Duh!" It didn't really make sense. But I'll admit that when we went to a Super Bowl party dressed up in identical outfits, I felt a connection. Even if I just had a breastplate and wig on...I couldn't help but smiling just a brightly as my bestie.

The training continued all summer. Kiki said I needed, like, a state of empty serenity. To clear my head of all my old thoughts. To just focus on picking out a cute outfit, like footballers select their cleats. Memorize how to get my makeup juuuuuust right, like a player putting on eyeblack. How to strut and sparkle and shine, just like a superstar fantasy stud. Or in my case...a superstar fantasy bimbo babe nicknamed Nally!

By the end of summer, things started to fit into place. Not just the thinkys. But, like, my body and stuff. Kiki was sooooo nice and saved some winnings from last year so I could get some lip filler, cute hair extensions, and real boobies!!! OMG we were, like, breasties now!

When draft time came and we showed up in these adorable 'lil outfits, it sooooo made sense. My costume was, like, my strategy! There was a cowboy hat cuz the Cowboys players were soooo sexy this year. Big high heels that were, like, hard to run in cuz running boys are less important to me. Oh and everything is red since, like, we watched that super good red team win the Superb Owl last year and they'll totes be hawt again!

I couldn't explain it. It was, like insti...instink...er, just felt right, ya know? Kiki was soooo supportive and even, like, finished my thoughts for me if I got too giggly or blank for too long. She's not just a great teacher...she's, like, a total awesum teammate to me. Oh and she even, like, started joking about 'Nally's Fantasy Lyfe' which turned into the cuuuutest team name for the year. NFL! Isn't Kiki is soooo clever?

By the end of the year, like, I was sooooo happy! Kiki and Nally, like, both won all our leagues. I was sooooo proud that I was a strong, independent bimbo who just needed another bimbo to show me what to do. I'm like a sav...savvy...er, secret smartie skirt just like Kiki now! Or at least a trophy doll just like my breastie.

Oh ya! Like, speaking of breasties, I'm suuuuuper proud of my boobies too! Kiki suggested I do 'TDs for titties' so like every time a player of mine scored, like, I'd add a CC of silly-cone too my chest. As you can see, like, I did GREAT this year. So great that Kiki and I both got all dolled up to celebrate!

We were also dressed all pretty and stuff cuz we went to a special Superb Owl party. Not to watch the game, of course. I can barely focus on anything but the short commercials anyways. But since, like, it was kinda boring to win soooo much, Kiki wanted to introduce us to another fantasy group. One filled with other fantasy bimbo smarties just like us!

The competition next year will be fierce but the prizes will be enorm...humung...er, like, as big as the fake titties the winner gets! Losing also isn't so bad. Like, you get to be 'lil lesbian pet of the winner alllll summer. A lit-er-all fantasy trophy IRL. Honestly, like, Nally is trying to find a way to trade all her best players to her breastie so they can be top and bottom. Like, being a bimbo doll is the least Nally can do to thank Kiki for, like, showing her how to be a fantasy savant too!

[okiroash]

I love how you gave leaf shadowed eyes as well... her and red are the shadowed eye siblings 4 lyfe

Thank you!!!!!! the shadows makes them both look silly for me..

[katribou]

learned it's transistor's 10th bday today and thought of you. I'm sure I'm not the only ask ur getting abt transistor today but ty for drawing it so much :) would've never discovered one of my all-time favorite games without ur fanart

AAAHHH I WAS AWAY FOR ITS 10TH BDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRANSISTORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WAHHHHHH MWAH MWAH MWAH KISSES THE SWORD KISSES THE SWORD KISSES THE SWORD THANK U RED 4 MAH LYFE

[sluttyminghao]

what colors do you think svt likes most when you paint your nails? in terms of what they love best when wrapped around their cock, that is

Seungcheol: bold and bright colours; firetruck red, royal blue, emerald green. bonus points if you wear acrylics and get stiletto-shaped nails, he cums so quick

Jeonghan: black or white. it's very simple but he just loves looking at the contrast between his cock and your hands and would love short nails

Joshua: I feel like he'd def be into more neutrals, browns and greys and cream colours. he doesn't mind what colour though he isn't really focused on it

Junhui: I feel like he loves pink nails, but only a specific pink like this, and also if you had some kind of sparkly colour or diamonds he goes nuts. girlypop 4 lyfe

Soonyoung: I think he loves light pastels especially pastel blue or yellow. honestly, he doesn't care much, but if you came home with a tiger print nail you'd be pinned to the bed asap

Wonwoo: honestly I think he loves white, with small intricate details like a heart on each finger or smth. as long as you can wrap his hand around his cock he's satisfied.

Jihoon: loves red! and black! if you had these two on your nails at the same time he would go into a horny frenzy and fuck you like there's no tomorrow

Seokmin: likes rainbow, but pastel. he'd loves just studying each colour and it makes a pretty rainbow when you move your hand quickly on his cock, so it's a win

Mingyu: likes the jewel colours, greens and blues! loves how they stand out against your skin and his and he can get a really good look at your hands while you jerk him off

Minghao: I feel like he loves oranges and yellows, lots of autumnal colours with a hint of sparkle. he doesn't take notice too much until you drag your nails over his abdomen to gain his attention

Seungkwan: french tip nails! bonus if they are a little longer because he likes the feeling of your nails dragging against his sensitive skin :)

Vernon: metallic colours! he likes how it keeps his eyes trained on your hands and he loves just watching how your hand moves against his supple skin.

Chan: likes seeing purples and pinks, more floral colours than anything. he doesn't have a rhyme or reason for it but just likes the colours and thinks they look pretty

[mcsm-confessions]

mcsm absolute red arg aiden x shovel 4 lyfe!

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[scoups4lyfe]

New chapter is up! :D.

I'll post the next chapter next weekend ;3.

[badtzbot]

2024 Writing Roundup

4 hours till midnight so I'm not late either 🫡🫡 thanku @kookoofufu for the tag and the mention :')

words posted: 27,397

additional words written: 55,899 light and love to my 100+ wips

fandoms: one piece + a single hamlet ff + there's beartown and ohshc in my drafts but none posted

highest hits and kudos: unsurprisingly, the mihawk x benn x shanks easy does it, darling wins both (1,767 hits, 126 kudos)

new things i tried: okay technicallyyyy i've written fic before but that was like years ago when i was a wee baby. so i would say everything but mostly i just wrote a lot of smut

fic i spent the most time on: the VAST majority of my fics are written in less than 3 days when the brainworms get to me. however my longfic fish bones; stray dog only has ONE out of five chapters posted (im still writing i promise) and it's been six months TT this why i can't write longfic. other than that, to watch a dead woman (hamlet) was i think the only one that took longer than a week

fic I spent the least time on: again, vast majority are written in 1-3 days.... i think either my milkshake brings all the girls to the yard (posted today!!! very nsfw.) which was done in like 6 hours total, or Just me and the Curve of the Valley which was literally just keats and i having a conversation

favourite thing I wrote: didn't write much gen but i'm quite proud of the crocobra doomed old man yaoi (but tonight, i still dream of you). as for nsfw.... write out the ends on our palms, dear because smodrake 4 lyfe

favourite thing(s) I read: ooh god I don't particularly save things i read other than things that ABSOLUTELY change my brain chemistry (as in, like, I have 23 of these insane fics from my entire like 8 years of reading it.) instead I'm gonna give my top three and make a separate fic rec post later <3 light n love

insane, changed my brain chem (no order):

it only takes one break of your pose (to get off) by goldensprite - nsfw, one piece, smoker/tashigi, 4k words, drove me about halfway insane and is what REALLY got me into this ship. i still reread this like once every few weeks

you're my wasteland, baby by arizayna - sfw, beartown, benji ovich / big city, 1.8k words, BENJI OVICH I LOVE YOU. spoilers for beartown book 3

the soft hand it used to fit on by fab_ia (@bananawanis) - nottt sexual but not entirely sfw, warning for mcd. one piece, benn beckman/red-haired shanks, 4k words, i sobbed and cried and threw up and banged my head against the wall. read this if you want devastation to your mental state

+ special mention to my fave book of the year, beartown by fredrik backman, probably look up content warnings if you want to read it

writing goals for 2025: get out of writers block. pain and suffering

tagging: this post is long enough. if u wanna do it then do it