#uncle chris

[sharpenyourclaws]

question for you, evelyn. do you read anything besides warrior cats? -Chris

i hav a fue wingz ov fier bukz, deyr prty gud (nyat az gud as warier catz thio!!!!!!!). i yoosd 2 reed ALOT ov hary pottr butt jfk rowlin rooind it wiv herr moald. i hav sum mamgaz 2 (mie heroa acidaymia, deemn slaier). mie mawm usd 2 reed me grimnz faery tails wen i wuz litll n i reely liekd dem!!!! buyt i lefft da buk @ mie othr ohld howes

[my-blue-birdie]

They're fighting....

[dovey28]

slow for pain an d fast for shock

[your-radqueer-dad]

Hi uncle Chris!! (If it's still you)

I am probably gonna tell Dad later (if you don't tell him (feel free to btw/gen)) but I'm gonna try to make Kandi bracelets tonight!!

I'm gonna try to do transjapanese, RQ, zoo, and MAP or AAM :3

Yeah, it's still Chris.

Good for you! I hope you have fun, Aiko /gen

[sharpenyourclaws]

UGH fuq of gaibouy muthr, mie fownd famili iz probobli VVAY mor eevl dan urz, i hav a VANPYER UMVCL n a BESSTY/CUHSIN (?) IN HEL n a WERM ANT (nyat shur abt dat 1 animor byut wateva) n i BIT A VVOMAN LAAST WEAK n TRYD 2 KIL A HORS. u camt evn beegin 2 maatch owr eevlness OR OWR GAINESS!!!!.! u vvil nevr evn com CLOASE 2 owr levl. NEVR!!!!!

amd i am NYAT 12 I AMN 16 DATZ BAYSICALLI AN AASDULT FUGQ OF N DYE INA FREAZR >>>>>>>>>. >>>:((((

All of these nerds keep talking about “found family.” Have they considered that the family they found is all GAY 😡 and LIKE TWELVE 😤😤😤??? Consider joining my second, more evil found family. We have pie wives, suspiciously human siblings, and The Furby (attempting to recruit)

Love,

Martha 🥰🥰🥰

[risziarts]

They would be friends so fast bruh

They have the same name too

[imyourbratzdoll]

𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒎𝒖𝒇𝒇𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒕 𝒖𝒏𝒄𝒍𝒆

🍓the strawberry shack masterlist🍓

summary - frank has been tense lately and happens to stumble upon the strawberry shack.

warning - smut, gloryhole, swearing, creampie.

18+ only please, the gif and headers I use aren't mine.

Warnings and Reminders - Please do not plagiarise, copy, repost/republish, adapt, or translate any of my work on any social media platforms, apps, or third-party sites. The only platforms I post my work on are: Tumblr and Wattpad. I do not own any character of any franchise (Marvel etc.) All my works are fiction and may be dark or triggering content: READ ALL WARNINGS BEFORE PROCEEDING.

Frank was tired, looking after a child was exhausting and it never gave him time to go out and find a woman. He desperately needed a release, needed someone to fuck. He had just finished work and was heading back home, knowing he didn’t need to rush as the neighbour was happy to watch over his niece. His eyes suddenly fall upon a bright pink sign, brows furrowing as he was sure that wasn’t there the day before. 

Frank wiped sweat from his forehead, checking the sign wondering if he read it right. ‘The Strawberry Shack’ flashed before him, what could they possibly sell? Especially without any advertising? With a shrug Frank decides why not check it out. His niece will be fine for a bit longer.

He opens the door and walks inside, coming face-to-face with a woman behind a desk. Her smile is large as she leans forward. “Hiya Sugar. You looking for a good time?” Frank moves closer, scratching his chin.

“Uh, are you offering?”

“I’m not but my girls are happy to be of service. What’re you looking for?” 

“Service? You mean?” 

She nods. “You can either get sucked or fucked. Depending on what you’re needing.” 

Frank thinks to himself for a second, his brows furrowed before he finally decides. “Uh, I need a good fucking. How much?” 

She grins, telling him the price and watching as he pulls out the money. “Just through there, Sugar.” She points to a door, sitting back as she goes back to flipping through a magazine. 

Frank nods and walks towards the door, as he steps inside, his eyes land on the many women with their lower halves sticking out. He gulps, eyes scanning the room until he lands on you. He doesn’t know how but you seemed to be the prettiest in the room, even without your face being shown. He walks over to you, peering down at your pretty cunt. 

“You seem tense, Honey.” Your voice flows through the wall, causing Frank’s cock to twitch in his jeans. 

“How can you tell?” He clears his throat, moving closer to you.

“Call it a gift.” You chuckle. “Are you going to use me, Honey?” You wiggle your hips as you finish your question.

“Can I?” Frank swallows, feeling his cock harden at the thought.

You hum. “You paid, Honey. You can do what you want with me.” Your hips push backwards, causing you to press against him. 

Frank groans, immediately pulling his hard cock out of his pants. You let out a sweet moan as he swipes his tip along your folds before pushing inside of you. “Fuck. You feel so good.” He lets out a grunt, gripping your hips as he begins to set a brutal pace. All of the tension rolling off of him as he fucks his frustrations into you. 

“You’re so big, Honey.” You moan, pushing back into him as your fingers curl into the pillow beneath you. “You’re going to make me cum if you keep fucking me like that.” 

Frank moans, his eyes slipping closed as he continues fucking you hard, his hand reaching down as his fingers search for your puffy clit. His cock twitches, throbbing inside of you as he pounds into your sweet cunt. Frank pulls you as close to him as he can, hitting deep inside, pounding into your sweet spot.

Your walls clench and squeeze around him as you near your end. “Cum for me, Honey.” Frank groans, feeling his balls tighten before burying himself deep inside, his head falls back as he cums, painting your walls white. You follow shortly after, milking his softening cock. 

“Fuck…” Frank pulls out, eyes dark as he watches his cum leak out of your used hole. He licks his lips, tucking his cock back into his jeans before using two fingers to push his cum back inside. “I’m definitely coming back, you felt incredible.” He gives your arse a quick tap before turning and making his way out of the building, no longer feeling as tense as before. 

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[sharpenyourclaws]

mie nuw umcle iz a vanpier. dis iz da besst dai ov mie lief

[sharpenyourclaws]

tecnicali a staui @ hoam umccle, but yesh

cheryl called me a stay at home father today. is that what I am???

[my-blue-birdie]

Tell your uncle to go to my bog so we can have a fight to the death.

If you kill my uncle, I will kill you slowly and as painfully as possible and watch as the buzzards devour your corpse.

[feng-shui71]

It was a valid question, Jordan! You’re 46!

Also a bonus unrelated doodle :3

[fratbrochrisgf]

i know you, i walked with you once upon a dream

[sharpenyourclaws]

doent b scaird, chield ov gaiboyz, heez justa vbampier, nyat a merderur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t know how some people can be so kind and so intimidating at the same time. No one in particular, of course, as I am chill about everything all the time.

[wolvesofinnistrad]

Bucktommy never beating the "double income no kids gay uncles" allegations

[ericshoney]

Uncles! ~ Brothers!Sturniolo Triplets

Summary: Nick, Matt and Chris meet their nephew.

Warnings: possible swearing, nicknames, pregnancy, random name for boyfriend, fluff

Reader's age: 26

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Here you were. Tired but happy. Laid in a hospital bed, watching as your newborn son was cradled by your boyfriend, Kyle. You had given birth twenty minutes ago and were waiting for your brothers to arrive.

"Hey."

You looked over and saw Nick, Matt and Chris. They each held a small bag in their hands as they loitered in the doorway.

"Hey guys." You called.

"Can we come in?" Nick asked.

"Yeah, of course." You answered.

They smiled, placing their gifts down before hugging you. Kyle smiled and walked over with your son.

"Fuck he's so tiny." Chris said, admiring the baby.

"I know, you want to hold him?" Kyle asked, making him nod quickly.

Chris smiled as your son was placed in his arms carefully. The tears in his eyes ready to fall. Tears of joy.

"I just can't believe he's really here." Matt said.

"Yeah it felt like yesterday you told us you were pregnant." Nick added.

You laughed and then smiled seeing Chris chatting away to the baby.

"Bro, let us hold him too." Matt then mumbled, making Chris grumble, but pass the baby over.

"Little dude is gonna be so spoiled." Kyle mentioned, making you nod.

After watching each of your brothers hold and rock the baby, he was then handed back to you, curling up on your chest.

"So, what's his name?" Nick asked.

"Owen-Antonio Bernard Fisher." You said proudly.

"Wait, really?" Nick called.

"Really. It took us both a while to think of different combinations but we got there." You answered.

Nick, Matt and Chris smiled wide, each feeling happy and honoured you named your newborn son, their first born nephew, after them.

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[crispycreambacon]

Not gonna lie y'all I didn't plan to do a full redraw. I just wanted to sketch this scene because I stumbled upon this while googling Gobo and Uncle Matt, and Wembley looked funny in this screencap. Then ruh oh I accidentally put in effort and. yueah.

This was fun to do! I used a different brush for the lineart, and I really like the simple clean look that it gives. I hope the expressions match the context since I didn't check the original scene, and I. I'm not going back to this episode y'all. The Fraggle Rock writers really heard me go "I wish Uncle Matt and Gobo would reunite..." and relayed that wish on a Monkey's Paw.