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where were all these influx of fanfics back in 2022-2023?!?
WHERE WERE ALL THESE INFLUX OF FANFICS DURING THOSE 406 DAYS?!
#school bus graveyard#sbg#school bus graveyard webtoon#sbg (webtoon)#sbg fanfics#yes i kept track of the days#the s2 hiatus killed me#i survived off of rereading s1 over and over#2022-2023 me was going through it#red i’m dying#give me new episodes#ptsd flashbacks
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I love all the headcanons about the batkids reaching certain ages and realizing how insane it was that Bruce did (thing) at that age, but I ESPECIALLY love the image of a mid-forties Jason landing a little too hard after his last grappling line and realizing that, holy shit, Bruce’s knees must have been splintering at this point. AND he had a broken back??
#thoughts#treadmill thoughts#that’s a lie tonight I’m on my couch dying but#normally this would be a treadmill thought#bruce wayne#batman#dc#batfamily#fic ideas#Jason todd#red hood
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Prompt:
Jason (maybe on a dare, maybe because he’s loopy etc.) calls Bruce (or any of the Bats, really) to tell him he loves him.
Bruce is convinced Jason is either dying or about to.
#another one tying into the “ouch prompt#prompts#prompt#Bruce absolutely loses it#I’m sorry but that man cannot take his son dying again and being too late to prevent it#meanwhile Jason: had one beer too many#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#batfam#bruce wayne#tim drake#red hood#batman#Damian wayne
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Baldurs gate isn’t a dnd game it’s a really really really hard dress up game
#bg3#baldurs gate#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#astarion#halsin#shadowheart#lae'zel#wyll ravengard#I’m specifically talking about the big threes outfits#dyed kethricks red and gold for bae’zel#wore gortashs on my tavs until I got orins then put gortash on gale#so many good fits#so many good people with good outfits too#so I’m gonna be a faaaaancy bitch in my durge play through lmao#I want isobels armor so bad lmao#karlach
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Red Tornado: You are all insane and I want to study you under a microscope so I’m your babysitter now
Robin:
Impulse:
Superboy: Hey what the fuck
#red tornado: I thought I had lost all of my humanity but you are so annoying I realize I do have a shred left#robin: I don’t know of I’m offended or not#impulse: why are you in our house#I started reading the ‘98 young justice comics and like I’m on the floor dying they are so funny like peak teenage boys (affectionate)#they are just in a cave with some snacks and sleeping bags like college kids in their first apartment#JLA you could give them a computer but not like a table and chairs??#young just us#young justice#yj98#yj#superboy#dc impulse#dc robin#tim drake#kon el#conner kent#bart allen#red tornado#dc incorrect quotes
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hi (makes starlo a red giant star early)
hey lol (steals all of his hydrogen EARLY so he’s FUCKED UP and RED instead of a MAIN SEQUENCE STAR and he can’t NUCLEAR FISSION!!!!)
here’s an extra doodle
he can talk in full sentences but a lot of the time it’s just too taxing along with everything else he has to worry about
#undertale yellow#uty#starlo uty#uty starlo#uty north star#north star uty#astronomy#red giant#red giant star#uty au#red giant starlo au#idk i may give it a better name later#but basically erm starlo had a near death experience and he went a stage early in the star life cycle cuz of it#and now he’s all messed up because yea#he’s not actively dying but like. he could. he certainly isn’t going to live as long as he would’ve#he’ll be a very pretty planetary nebula. (i’ll figure out a design for that one day)#art#my art#artwork#digital art#artists on tumblr#undertale#uty mooch#kinda#doodle#i know people make starlo forms a lot but like#cmon man!!!! i’m taking astronomy rn give me a pass
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#I’m dying loves#anyway <3#romanticism#dark academia#chaotic academia#classic academia#books and literature#dark romantica#academia#the secret history#if we were villains#dark aesthetic#aesthetic#academia aesthetic#light academia#vintage academia#red academia#brown academia#old aesthetic#city aesthetic#university aesthetic#books and reading#books and libraries#museums#art galleries#black coffee#cafe aesthetic#arts and culture#anyway
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If this is not the cutest thing…. How adorable… I can’t… he’s so proud… and Alex sounds so happy… Like… WHAT…
#firstprince#red white and royal blue#alex claremont diaz#prince henry of wales#i’m actually obsessed#i’m screaming#im fucking dying
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I would like to remind you all that I can be cute sometimes
#me#self#selfie#yes I’m in an oodie#no it’s not a real one#I’m not made of money#also was tie dying T-shirts at work today#hence the red finger
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Y’ALL LOOK AT THE HEADER MY BESTIE COMMISSIONED FOR ME!!! IT’S SO CUTE!!!! I’M DYING LOOK!!! AT!!! HIM!!!
You can find find the artist on twitter: @chaaarco
#red hood#commissioned art#header art#Jason Todd#dc universe#Batman#I THINK I’M DYING#SOBBING MY HEART OUT RN#LOOK HOW CUTE#LITTLE MURDER MAN
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I just did a synopsis with @thisisntmybedroom
The Marston’s waist game is CRAZY
#Rdr#rdr2#red ded redemption#red dead redemption 2#john marston#jack marston#john marston jr#abigail roberts#abigail roberts marston#I wanna squeeze John’s ass#PLEAAAAASE#WHY HE GOT SUCH A SLUTTY WAIST#I’m dying y’a
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I’m going clinically insane from the lack of SBG content
#aidlyn#sbg aiden#sbg ashlyn#aiden x ashlyn#ashlyn banner#aiden clark#school bus graveyard#sbg webtoon#webtoon fanart#webtoon#I’m dying here guys#Red pls come back
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Prompt:
Actor Au!
Where Batman and Co. are the most popular TV series and they’re currently filming Jason’s death.
Only Bruce goes so deep into acting he breaks down for real upon the part where he arrives at the warehouse and digs through the rubble for his child.
#Jason just thinks it’s phenomenal acting#and totally doesn’t move a muscle until the Regisseur calls the cut#at which point Jason just jumps up and goes ‘that was AWESOME Pops!’#only bruce doesn’t stop crying and clutching at him#and literally everyone else is disturbed by the sheer level of emotion#the only reason the cut wasn’t called earlier is because the filming crew was too shocked with Bruce’s screaming and begging#Jay honey you played the dead child a little too well#Bruce is having a full blown mental breakdown#Dick and Tim have to be called on set#unless they’re already there and also joining the cuddle pile because#JASON YOU PLAYED YOUR PART TOO WELL#Joker’s actor is going on a month long vacation he’s got trauma#I’m still sick af but this au came to me in a fever dream oops#might be dying more at eleven lol#actor au#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batfam#robin#tim drake#red hood#joker#prompts#angst#jaybin#batdad
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I know the Tim fandom trope of the Batfam not finding out about his missing spleen until later is mostly for angst and humor so it’s not necessarily worried about the technicalities—but just to be more serious for a moment, I think it’s unlikely Alfred wouldn’t notice a fresh surgery scar when he was wrapping Tim’s injuries from the fight with Ra’s, right after they reunited.
Given it was a recent emergency surgery, it would be pretty obvious I think? Especially since Tim kept clutching that area when he woke up, either from that injury or another one from this issue:
Red Robin #12
And Alfred had just spent the past few months having not seen Tim since the day he opened a grieving Tim’s bedroom door to find him gone (unless he saw Tim briefly during Blackest Night, but even still). Then Dick finally brings Tim back to Alfred unconscious and bloody…I just think Alfred would be giving Tim a very thorough checkup and would NOT miss a recent splenectomy scar.
All this to say this doesn’t mean people can’t ignore these details for fun but I think we could always be milking a lot more angst out of Red Robin #12.
#tbh I think Alfred’s POV of the situation is severely underutilized. it’s a terrible time for everyone obviously#but your son dying & then your grandson pushing himself so hard he almost dies & then running away partially bc of your decision. oof#tim drake#alfred pennyworth#batfam#red robin (2009)#Red Robin 12 never runs out of angst tbh it’s overflowing (says this bc I’m writing an angsty Dick & Tim fic from that issue)#dc#heroesriseandfall#bonds: you’re a rock#tim drake’s missing spleen
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Lines/things in the red white and royal blue movie that make me scream and laugh hysterically (bear with me cause there’s a lot):
‘an urge I currently share’ (Ellen)
‘Making it was one of the most depressing moments of my career and I once saw Mitch McConnell eating a banana’ (Zahra)
‘You can hate prince Henry all you want but the minute you see a camera you better act like the sun shines out of his ass and you have a vitamin d deficiency’ (made even funnier cause of how literally this turned out) - bonus ‘what if I set myself on fire’ (Alex), ‘we’d ship the ashes to Heathrow’ (Zahra)
‘That’s perfect, you can kill me and I won’t have to go’ (Henry)
‘That’s what makes you so charming. That and your eyelashes.’ (So fucking glad they included at least a reference to this. Taylor’s lashes were working fucking overtime in this movie.)
Henry’s text with the attachment and ‘but we were ever so careful, dear’ (One of my favourite texts in the book and I’m so glad it made it into the movie)
‘Can you think of anything more wasteful’ (Alex), ‘Perhaps this conversation’ (Henry)
Henry’s weird little attempt at dancing while chugging out of a champagne bottle with on fist pumping weakly into the air (he is so me it hurts)
‘He grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football’ (Alex)
‘Princes aren’t allowed to be gay, you should know that’ (Nora)
Alex trying to look cool for when Henry walks into the red room (we love an awkward boy)
Alex and Henry jumping apart to do the most unnatural things (Alex inspecting flowers like it’s his job and Henry perusing the bookshelf) like the idiots they are when Amy walks in on them making out
‘Are you still…’ (Alex) ‘Like Stonehenge’ (Henry), ‘or Big Ben’ (Alex)
‘Henry and I are much happier against walls’ (Alex)
‘Are they known for their homosexual tendencies’ (Alex)
‘And I thought Alex Gabriel Claremont Diaz was a mouthful’ (Alex), ‘He is’ (Henry) - and the fucking looks that followed it (kill me now)
‘I went to an English boarding school dear, trust me you’re in good hands’ (Henry)
‘Once, unsuccessfully’ (Henry)
‘Oh gee kid I’m sorry to interrupt your process of becoming but you’re the one who decided to put your dick into the heir to the British throne’ (Zahra), ‘Technically I’m the spare’ (Henry), ‘Not talking to you sir’ (Zahra)
‘Every time I see you it takes another year off of my life’ (Zahra)
Alex’s ‘Noooo..’ and the little laugh he does
‘If I’d had more warning I could’ve made you a PowerPoint presentation’ (Ellen) - another incredible callback to the book
Oscar Diaz’s affectionate ‘you little shit’
‘I’ve been thinking’ (Alex), ‘I seriously doubt that’ (Henry) and Alex’s mimick of it (absolute gold)
‘Or find herself at the top of the staircase with Phillip around’ (Bea, you literally had no right)
Zahra’s face when Alex starts mooning over Henry after his speech, then Zahra saying ‘oh my god, I just have to do everything round here’ and do not get me started on her whole speech to Shaan (greatest thing ever)
‘You might be lousy at keeping secrets kiddo, but I’m not’ (Zahra), ‘Zahra, I could kiss you’ (Alex), ‘Touch me and die’ (Zahra)
‘They can’t keep you locked away forever’ (Alex), ‘We really need to get you a book on English history’ (Henry)
The way Stephen Fry says ‘homosexual’
‘You still haven’t noticed my tie’ and Henry’s little smile afterward (oh how far we’ve come)
BONUS: ‘Do you think anyone noticed?’ and Henry’s exasperated sigh afterward
#No wonder it took me like two and half hours to get through this movie the first time I watched it#just know that when I wasn’t laughing dying or smiling fondly I was crying#do not ask me how many times I’ve watched this movie#you really don’t want to know#it’s embarrassing#I’m sorry but I’m also not#red white and royal blue#rwrb movie#rwrb
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SHOOT ME DEAD. DEADER THAN DEAD. PLEASE
#WHAT THE FUCK#i’m dying#goodbye guys#red white and royal blue movie#rwrb#rwarb#rwrb movie#red white and royal blue#prince henry of wales#henry fox mountchristen windsor#alexander claremont diaz#alex claremont diaz#firstprince#casey mcquiston#taylor zakhar perez#nicholas galitzine
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