#I THINK I’M DYING

[a-lee-yah]

i need to laugh into someones shoulder or chest,, i need to feel their nails scribbling and swirling at every spot they can reach,,, i need to cackle until it starts to sound frantic and desperate as they seek out my most sensitive areas and even then i don’t want them to stop,,,,, i need them to tease me about it the entire time with their voice crooning incessantly into my ear until i can’t stand it,, i need to be tickled

[deadsetobsessions]

Y’ALL LOOK AT THE HEADER MY BESTIE COMMISSIONED FOR ME!!! IT’S SO CUTE!!!! I’M DYING LOOK!!! AT!!! HIM!!!

You can find find the artist on twitter: @chaaarco

[monchy-cronchy]

Day 3 of Cringetober: Oversized Prop

I figured Cole would suit this since all growing up I thought the Scythe of Quakes was so freakin big and chunky..

it looks pretty damn cool tho if I say so myself, but I did that on a time crunch cuz I have to go to a dress rehearsal today.. guys I’m gonna die

[thenightshadowqueen]

Holy SHIT that was so good

[lghtyear]

like 4 memes

[book-nerd-emi]

guys my teeth hurt and i think im sick again.

[finn-from-adventure-time]

Friend and I started YouTube gaming channel where all we do thus far is play Deltarune and I feel like an anvil was dropped on my head from doing voices, laughing, and yelling😭

[yruwearingthatstupidmansuit]

I just want my physical form to relax I just want to untense my muscles I want to crack my back and I want my body to quit keeping the score

[heyhihello-4771]

[jvnkyardogz]

Was embarrassed for him

[tomsf18]

No words.. 🫠

[doomedfromthewombfr]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if your heart’s racing and you’re convinced you’re going to die, just do what I do and dramatically announce, “If I go down, I go down like a legend!” then wait for your pet to look at you like you’re insane

*You should also know that if you’re like me and do this a few times a day, every day- your pet will get annoyed

[chestersbraincell]

Got food poisoning sick, I haven’t felt nauseous for like years I think so I forgot what it feels like OMFG OMFG why does it feel like that ew ew ew eugh

[nottizzyy]

Ok but every thing I’m paranoid about and everything I overthink about turns out to be true. So if you tell me to stop overthinking I won’t cause I feel like I predict the future

[nataliessuchafan]

I haven’t felt this impatient about a TV show in forever.  Wake me up on Wednesday.

[a-very-zilly-gooze]

me, push-mowing my lawn: “damn, i feel super nauseous! that’s so weird!”

*remembers that i exist in the american deep south summer, where the temperature jumped 6 degrees in under two hours and the heat index is currently 103 F*

me: “i guess i’m just a weakling idk”