#I THINK I’M DYING

[every-thing-is-copacetic]

𝕳𝖆𝖗𝖉 𝖙𝖔 𝖘𝖜𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜𝖘 𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖆𝖙. 𝕷𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖞, 𝕴 𝖜𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝖎𝖓 𝖒𝖞 𝖘𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖜 '𝖈𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖊 𝕴 𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖈𝖔𝖕𝖊. 🥀

[a-lee-yah]

i need to laugh into someones shoulder or chest,, i need to feel their nails scribbling and swirling at every spot they can reach,,, i need to cackle until it starts to sound frantic and desperate as they seek out my most sensitive areas and even then i don’t want them to stop,,,,, i need them to tease me about it the entire time with their voice crooning incessantly into my ear until i can’t stand it,, i need to be tickled

[monchy-cronchy]

Day 3 of Cringetober: Oversized Prop

I figured Cole would suit this since all growing up I thought the Scythe of Quakes was so freakin big and chunky..

it looks pretty damn cool tho if I say so myself, but I did that on a time crunch cuz I have to go to a dress rehearsal today.. guys I’m gonna die

[deadsetobsessions]

Y’ALL LOOK AT THE HEADER MY BESTIE COMMISSIONED FOR ME!!! IT’S SO CUTE!!!! I’M DYING LOOK!!! AT!!! HIM!!!

You can find find the artist on twitter: @chaaarco

[aerynwrites]

Me trying to do anything that isn’t staring at my fucking phone:

[lghtyear]

like 4 memes

[finn-from-adventure-time]

Friend and I started YouTube gaming channel where all we do thus far is play Deltarune and I feel like an anvil was dropped on my head from doing voices, laughing, and yelling😭

[yruwearingthatstupidmansuit]

I just want my physical form to relax I just want to untense my muscles I want to crack my back and I want my body to quit keeping the score

[heyhihello-4771]

[tomsf18]

No words.. 🫠

[doomedfromthewombfr]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if your heart’s racing and you’re convinced you’re going to die, just do what I do and dramatically announce, “If I go down, I go down like a legend!” then wait for your pet to look at you like you’re insane

*You should also know that if you’re like me and do this a few times a day, every day- your pet will get annoyed

[ashersbraincell]

Got food poisoning sick, I haven’t felt nauseous for like years I think so I forgot what it feels like OMFG OMFG why does it feel like that ew ew ew eugh

[nottizzyy]

Ok but every thing I’m paranoid about and everything I overthink about turns out to be true. So if you tell me to stop overthinking I won’t cause I feel like I predict the future

[andromeda-aura]

perception

your perception of me

and my perception of me

are two very different things.

different doesn’t mean bad.

we can think different about

what the best holiday is or

the better pet

but why would you ever

want to think different

about your own child?

those three words

meant to console you

feel like stab wounds

to me

I have known you all my life

So how is it possible

for others to be more understanding

than you are?

you always tell me to be myself

but how can I

when you don’t like “myself”?

The one piece of fabric

that makes me feel life is worth living

Means nothing to you

The piece of fabric

That helps me face my body

Curves and all

Makes you angry

I wish I had it in me

To be angry back

But I can only grieve

Grieve for the daughter

My mother deludes herself into thinking

She still has.

[nataliessuchafan]

I haven’t felt this impatient about a TV show in forever.  Wake me up on Wednesday.

[madamairlock]

Hey Universe?

Can I go one day this week without slamming my hand into something?

Thanks,

The poor woman who just slammed the corner of her medicine cabinet between the bones of her hand