#red gods and their funny lil guardians

[marshmurmurs]

ive connected the dots

[murdrdocs]

having a baby w mike and it being the baby’s first halloween :’) you mike and abby take lil dude to baby’s r us and spend HOURS trying to find smth perfect, mike and abby bicker over costumes bc “he’s my kid??” vs “i’m a kid and i know what kids like, and he’s MY nephew”, taking him trick or treating w abby and her staring down anyone w a mask or smth scary like “>:( don’t scare him he’s little”, mike being a Dad and wanting to take pics/vids of everything

oh my god clementine this is so sweet i actually had to silently squeal for a second !!

it’s like there’s a general buzz in the house for all of october. each of you thoroughly excited for the first real holiday in baby schmidt’s life, apart from the fourth where he’d worn an american flag swimsuit at your parents cookout. he seems to be excited too, constantly flashing his newly grown teeth even when no one’s looking. 

the outside of the house is brandished in cheesy decorations, little cobwebs and faux tombstones, abby’s hard work as she likes to remind you and mike every so often. it seems like she has just as big of a role in baby schmidt’s life as his parents, which eventually leads to the infamous babies r us argument. 

standing in the infant section again, it’s at least the fourth time the four of you have found yourselves here, the three times before ending in frustrated walks to the toy section (where mike put entirely too many toys in the buggy), a lunch break, and a feeding break for little schmidt. 

now, you’re determined to find a costume this time. the section isn’t that big so it really shouldn’t be as difficult as it is. but the two equally stubborn schmidt’s are the ones making it difficult, dual hardened eyes staring at each other. 

“he should go as mickey mouse, it’s cuter.” 

“and i’m telling you again, abby, that he’s going as a little astronaut.” 

they each hold their respective costumes in tight fists, and it’s really a funny sight to see; mike bent down to eye level with his little sister, face just a tiny bit red from the argument that really shouldn’t be as heated as it is. 

“every other kid is going to be an astronaut.” 

“and how do you know that?” 

“because dina’s little cousins are all astronauts. i’m a kid. i know what kids like, mike.” she spits his name with such a matter-of-fact attitude, that you start to see her point. 

but little schmidt is starting to get fussy in your harness and your back is really starting to hurt so you cut the argument short just when mike states, “yeah but hes my kid” and abby is starting to counter that he’s her nephew. 

you punctually grab the first costume that you see, the lion from wizards of oz, and throw it in the basket. 

“neither of you carried him and went through 17 hours of labor so i get to choose.” and they can’t argue with that logic. 

but to make the two grumpy ones feel better about losing, you all stop for ice cream on the way home. 

and weeks later, when halloween finally rolls around (because of course abby and mike were so excited for little schmidt’s first halloween that you’d gone costume shopping extremely early), they’re both on guard. 

abby’s trick or treating with a friend, you and mike left as guardians for the night, and as soon as dina rings the doorbell abby is giving her a lecture. 

“and he’s really little still so you can’t scare him, okay?” 

you and mike stand a few feet away in the hallway, coordinating outfits with baby schmidt who’s still down for the remainder of his nap. 

when it comes to trick or treating itself, mike has his camera out the entire time. he refuses to let you all leave the house without pictures. every few houses he has to take a picture of you and abby and dina walking back from the porch, or baby schmidt with his fist in his mouth. by the end of the night, he’s gone through two rolls of film, and there’s new family photos framed around the house by the time thanksgiving rolls around.

[atbussysparks]

Tf2 mercs as dog breeds

+Ms. Pauling bc I love her

Dog breeds under cut

Sniper 👁️🐊🎷 Australian staghound

A quick witted as well as long legged

They have a great sense of spatial awareness. gentle, and at all times alert. they can be very loving with the right people, and stick directly at their side

can survive well in a stressful agrarian environment, but not very well with yappy little dogs in homes

tenacious, hunt-minded, pack leader that was bred to hunt predators, rather than prey.

Heavy💪🏻📗🪆: 1/4th Siberian husky, 3/4ths Caucasian shepherd

Intelligent guardians, defending their loved and almost noble

Their appearance is large and imposing

Siberian husky bc when I think of noble Russian dogs I think of the Alaskan serum run my bad

They can take a great care of children, and they're fluffy

Medic🥼🩸💉 doberman, half canaan

Dobermans have very cut features and I swear to god they just exist to scare people

Even with their ears unclipped, even if they were raised correctly with love, they have the sadistic need to scare me and small children and whatever poor souls come their way

Medic would be a doberman with clipped ears. Also, they kinda look like musical notes to me, which is funny bc he plays the violin

Canaan bc I like to imagine medic as Jewish as well!

Scout🏁⚾💥: half Picardy spaniel, 1/4th greyhound, 1/4th xoloitzcuintli

He brags that his shiny picardy coat is simply because he's the next generation of handsome practical boys his ass do not know 😭

Lean, playful, kinda brainfarted, incredibly fast. Greyhounds have been bred for the best racing body in the world

Xolo just bc I am brown and I fucking love projection, nevermind that he is prime white boy he just pale

Demoman🍻🗡️💣: Rhodesian ridgeback

Violence is his passion and it is very easy to forget

He would just look like a greyhound with a shiny coat, bald patches, and a xolo head.

Despite his lazy, flashy, wannabe, artistic personality, He's still a speed demon, and constantly needs a job to do or authority figure to disrespect.

Large, hearty, and loud

The type of breed you can't free feed because they can't do self regulation. they're mainly independent

They're funny handsome fellers shut up I love demo

Great hunters! They love to look at the chaos after their hunt, all the fun mess

They are very much "Dearly devoted companions," loyal as can be

Pyro🔥🦄❤️‍🔥

This is a strange CREATURE in a rubber suit. He wields fire, the light of the giver's sun and song of control, as a beacon for his morbid pondering

A macabre display of blood and the scent unfurling through the nerves, thick with iron and gas, laced with the crackling curling charred skin.

This is not dog nor human, he has come from the depths of hell and he cannot see it, for all he knows is to play and frolick. Glitter and stickers trace their surroundings. Humanity envies them. He might just be a raccoon 🦝

Engineer 🧑🏻‍🏭🧰🤠: coonhound

AND THE WARDEN SANG COME ON SOMEBODY WHY DONT YOU RUN? OL' RED'S ITCHIN' TO HAVE A LIL FUN

Intelligent, and if they can use that as a means to not have to do a lot of work then by God they're gonna exploit it.

They're good at killing though I tell you that

Pretty darn affectionate, but their specialty is caring. They take care and split up fights.

They're musical too! They can howl and they've got a sorta melody to it. They may not like to share stuff though

Spy🕵🏻‍♂️🍷🎭: Picardy spaniel

I forgor what scout was hold up 💀

They hold themselves to a certain esteem. They are the unseen hunters.

Most of them are good with kids and shit but every french dog I've ever seen was much like their people. Dicks.

Silent and stalking, they'd prefer their own space

Regal and untelling of their true love.

Soldier 🪖🍯🎖️: pitbull

Clownish and patriotic, they're very misread as naturally aggressive and evil. Them bitches CANNOT lock their jaw. There's more to them!

I have a pitbull and she loves running around being free, but she's also fast to act, dumb of ass

For some reason they can smile really hard 😭😭😭🩷🩷🩷

They can be aggressive! Loud and demanding! Pure muscles and surprisingly easy to flip over for belly pets

They love to watch stuff break. They love to be squished. They love to love. They're food driven

Ms. Pauling 🩸👓💼: groenendael

Does a lotta dirty work

Highly trainable, and loyal. They can be affectionate. Just, a liiiittle but averse to deep love

Elegant, but much more brawny. Determinate and eager to please

Sleeper build fr

They know more than one would think, and are observant. Workaholics need a break dawg 💀

(as a cat I think she'd be a calico)

[murkystarlight]

DREAMZZZ season2 spoilers part 5.

(And my personal comments)

First off- finally! I'm doing the last episode. I also have a small theory? Kind of thing? So.. yeah.

Episode 10

(Yay)

So... starting off with, WHY DID I NEVER NOTICE MADEO HAVING YELLOW TEETH??

It's so obvious and I had no friggin idea?!!

Okay. Now let's really start

The three(Iz, Cooper and Logan) standing in the bleachers together? Adorable.

What the heck is hummus?

"The Grand Inspector told us to compete as individuals. Teo's just following the rules."

(The the best time to be a supportive friend- I swear to god. He has a thing for Mateo. I just- it makes sense for some reason now)

"He's just.. acting like a jerk to get ahead, right?"

(Or maybe Cooper had a thing for rebels.)

I can't tell if Madeo has really dark purple hair. Or if it's black. Also, it has texture???

"Haha! The Never Which would never attack Castle Nocturnia. Our defenses are too strong"

Ooh.... he- ah... you... ooo...😓 how do we tell him guys-

"You can't be the guardian. Guardians are just statues or mountains or- whatever, until their realm is in terrible danger"

Actually. That's smart. How come we never thought of that??

And Phil replies with: "ah.. but Izzie. Castle Nocturnia is always in danger. So I. Am always awake. Alert"

Which... also. Kinda makes sense

"But I don't want you in danger either"

Awww- awh- no- oh my gah- look at em- look at them hugging like that.. why do they keep taking Izzie's fuzzy friends away from herr

"How could I been so stupid. All the red flags were there"

At least she acknowledges it 🚩🚩🚩

"Easy Zoey. You couldn't have known he was your dad"

~Bonding~ it's beautiful

"Everytime I got caught the night hunter let me go. He knew about my watch and my song when we first met. Well, the first time I met him"

Hat was both.... smart and sad

And a pinch of stupid

"-and got us trapped next to this clown"

"Who?? Me??? You think I'm funny?"

*yes. Actually. The nightmare king became a comedian

Mateo making stuff without an hourglass... wow... it's a thing.l he can do. Guess we can put that to good use later (also- what's with the dramatic music? He literally made a chainsaw out of a green blob/smile thing)

"I wish we never made Z into guardian in the first place"

"I hate to say, I told you so~ actually I love saying it"

Seriously the nightmare king became some sorta icon in the second season

Zoey's face- I know she's mad. But it's really cute. You can see it between the bars when she fires em arrows. (I really like the concept of the bow though-)

"What did you do to my brother!"

That was- very forward

"Okay, you caught me. I'm not Mateo."

Oh. It worked! That was easy

"I'm better"

Oh- wow. Things just got bad

Izzie's "let me out" sounds so alarming and desperate. Maybe she's afraid of the dark? Or... confined spaces? Holes in the ground? ...okay. who wouldn't be afraid of random holes in the ground-

Also- they moved places? They're standing in a different place now

"Where are Izzie and Zoey?"

"Izzie's.. probably letting off steam somewhere. We saw how mad she was"

"No, no, Izzie is always there for her bro, especially when she's mad at him."

When did they get so close! I like it though

"Something's wrong"

✨Bonds✨

"Ugh- will you ever stop talking?!"

Love her tone

"I'm gonna slime your lips shut so you stop talking"

"Do you speak to your father with that mouth?"

(He knows- he knows~)

*a bunch of arrows*

(Also- different sound effects. Maybe- her emotions affect the music of her bow)

"That was adorable"

I agree Migo. Although you probably didn't mean it in the same way I mean it

"Your daddy will be so proud"

This he tone you use to speak with toddlers. Beautiful

Mateo's smirk flashing for like- a second

"I wish you were a big silent statue"

~Mateo smirking intensifies~

"Ready to get out of that cage?"

"Is.. this a trick?"

"You wanna stay in there? Fine-"

"Wait! Okay, I'll play along"

Mateo is a teenager. Look at him playing those dirty lil tricks

"Teo, what are you doing?"

"He's right!"

"Of course I am... about what?"

Why is he cute tho? Like- I can imagine him being a Migo now.

Takashiiiiiiiii whoooooo

Idk why I like him so much. He's a cute guy. I guess

Astrid could probably dance in that wheelchair. She dreams of being a break dancer or smth. ...oh great. I have a headcanon now. Yippie.....

(Logan- ughhhh Oh my god- Logans face... look at hat small sigh escaping his lips- ughhhhhhhh ship)

(Oh god- and Cooper- Cooper with that smirk... and the eyebrows- 🤣 Logan. I'm sorry to say but... you have a ship now. You are... linked to her. No going back. Not anymore...)

The girls swooning over Madeo- lol

Madeo has an odd eye. I don't think I noticed that before either. Or... did I forget?

Spiders- why's it got to be spiders..... (sorry. That's a different fandom- hold on)

Ohhh! Look at the bird Astrid dreamcrafts! So cool and pretty and-

Z-blob!!

Nightmare King is really funny. Look at him being all joyful like a kid.

"With power, comes purpose. To be a guardian you can't leave"

No- but this was really smart. Bever would've though of that... guess Mateo really is creative

Anyways- Z-blob!!!! Yayyyy

Our adorable loved green blob is back!

NH: "No-!"

Sniv: "like father like daughter, right boss? Breaking out of a trap-"

NH: "and headed straight into another!"

Look at the two supporting the Night Hunter. So cute.... aww..

And also we can see how much he does care about Zoey. Though it may be a wrong way to show it...-

Okay- but look at the design of Doomblob

Is that not sick? That is soooo friggin sickkk

"Call me crazy, but I think Izzie may have been right"

Ugh- finally Cooper!

"Bro, that's what I've been trying to say"

Logan I think it's your turn to give Cooper the smirk and the eyebrows thing.

"That is not out Mateo..."

Very smart mr. Oz. Verrry smart...

Did he just poke the bird?? Excuse- 😲

The fu-...

"Astrid!"

(Still reminds me of httyd)

Cooper! Stop with the- pudding or- whatever that is!

(That's the only recipe he knows- apparently... heh)

Astrid has a really pretty hourglass design. Look at it. Really. Go look at it. It's pretty. Take a closer look at it.

Also- the heck?? Did he just break her hourglass?? How do you repair that?

...is.. no one else concerned about Astrid... losing her hourglass? Maybe it is repairable? Maybe do the trial again? Or just.. make it?

Fillipo- oh my god, is that what they call Phil? Phil is much better. Though.. Fillipo is.. pretty fun

"Phil get back, Phil!"

And like- a long pause. But Phil was too shocked to move

The black effect to cover it- it made it so much cooler.

Mateo did a flip? Sorta thing??

Noooo Phil! Izzie keeps losing animal friends-

"Zoey, use your watch"

"I can't-!"

A lot of desperate screaming Izzie noises... (kind of annoying but-)

The gem on the staff, the portal thing sucking everything up, and the Never Witch laughing-...

Everything turned to crap all of a sudden- woahh

"How do you do anything without an hourglass?" (We got some lore? to unravel with Astrid now~) "should we wake up?"

Persevered? Hm... hmmmmm.....

"We'll be trapped in Castle Nocturnia-"

"Together!"

Not the problem here Mr. Oz! (This is some toxic relationship)

Too many things happening at the same time

Cooper really? Ah- uh.. okay.. yeah. That works.

"Zoey! You've got to reverse this!"

"I can't! I don't have my watch anymore"

And this is why you don't throw useful things away because you hold a grudge on the person that the item is connected to. If it's a good item and not too much of a overwhelming trauma? Keep it.

Mr. Oz is confused as F-

"Dad?! What are you doing here?"

So causal-

"Did she say 'dad?'"

Mhm.

"Well this day is chock full of surprises"

Am I right Albert? (Also. That was the first time Albert said anything in this whole episode. ???)

Z-blob!! Ahhhhhhhhh!

"Go help mateo get the staff"

"What about.. your dad"

They don't have anytime to... acknowledge stuff. Poor kids.

Nooo the pegasus alcorn whatever steed thing! (I guess I'm an animal lover?)

"Take this... there's enough time to save yourself"

Why is his voice so raspy?

"No, I don't want that thing. I don't want anything to do with you"

Really Zoey? Save lives first?! Hello??

"I have to save my friends"

With the watch!! Zoey!

The Never which! Oo look at her hair. Pretty

Oh- doomblobs body is in the shape of the cauldron

A rope! Finally! Cooper! Good job

Albert!! Noooo

"Mine! All mine! Forever!!"

She's also like a kid with tantrums.... kids shows I guess-

Eternal picture. Perfect scene

Really- I need to know her exact motives

"You're breaking it!"

"I know"

🥰

Cool weird blue light? I'm in.

I don't think Izzie was gone that late... shouldn't she have appeared.. much after?? Eh. Whatever we have a screen show limit thing-

The watch cracking- was awesome

No! Ziannnnnnnn

Why all the animals..... nooo

Too much happened at once.

"So um... look. I'm just gonna cut right through it. I'm inviting Astrid to our landing and I hope that's cool-"

"I really don't care as long as we stay together"

Omigod- they're like... already dating but kept it a secret or something- lol. They definitely had that plan for some time and was going to tell them eventually but then this happens-

They're like- so a couple already. What?!

Also you uh...

So.. uh.. you realize that- no adults? They're the only survivors? And... no.. science teacher? So when they wake up and go to school....

Izzie...

"Not like a real dream. But what it used to be and we'll wake up and then go back to sleep and Phil will be okay"

Actually. That wouldn't be half bad as an ending for this series. Just kidding-

"And I just wanna go back to the part where I don't remember anything"

Everyone is there for her... look at them...

Is Izzie going to have a similar thing to Teo now? Also. She must be really protective about her friends after this

Exactly Mateo! Do the speech! That... Cooper and Izzie has been repeating. Mostly Cooper though.

"It's up to us to take down the never witch. It always has been"

That- that's kinda sad...

"And nothings going to stand in our way"

Literally-

"Let's rock and roll"

Wow Zoey. Really? (It's cool. I like it- I'm not hating on it)

But it is pretty inspiring... welp. That's it. Thank you so much❤

Previous part

[mintenochian]

what other people want added to Minecraft: g u n s

what I want added to Minecraft

•Birds

-For multiple biomes, but mainly for the forests.

-Songbirds would add SO MUCH life to the otherwise quiet areas of the game

-Ravens and crows would be awesome and could use some of the parrot mimicking AI

-Cardinals in the snow biomes would bring a GORGEOUS pop of colour into the white atmosphere

-Seriously we need something to populate the sky, parrots do NOT fly like they should

-nests in trees, can find eggs in them

-doesn't really add a use but fun new feather types would be cool

•Owls

-technically still a bird but would go really well in covered rooftop forests and snow biomes

-we're already getting larger avians added in the form of vultures so why not more large birds?

•Mice and / or rats

-absolute precious babies

-sadly would go well with owls :(

-with cave update coming we need adorable rodents scurrying around

-lil bastards could make mouseholes inside of blocks

-will they be tameable? idk.

-adds the necessity for cheese

•Deer

-MOJANG this is a MUST, this is a NEED

-You literally have pigs, chickens, cows, and sheep spawning in forests what the fuck

-Deer with spotty baby fawns??? Yes

-Young bucks with different stages of antler growth? Yes

-Fawns frolicking in flower forests bc they feel safe

-Stripped wood appearing on trees where bucks scrape velvet off their antlers

-Being able to collect sets of antlers when they fall off periodically (would NOT be attainable by killing the deer, you have to wait for them to shed)

•Elk and Moose

-Same vein as deer

-Bigger, much bigger, neutral instead of passive, less shy

-Snowy biomes

-Better additions than fucking llamas tyvm

-Sidenote but savannahs could also really use some endangered deer-like species to help raise awareness for their status

•Squirrels

-Mojang plz

-Adds nuts to Minecraft ;)

-Black, grey, red, and mixed colour squirrels and breeding

-Brings life to forests like songbirds and deer

•Bears

-Mojang bby you literally already have a neutral bear in Minecraft why have you not reskinned it for grizzly/brown/black bears?

-Bear caves

-Hibernating mobs

-Brings more use to the beehives and bees, bears could be attracted to any area that has more than one bee hive with honey

•WOLVES AND DOGS

-They NEED the ocelots and cats update

-More wolf types (red, timber, snow, black, etc)

-Actual wolf packs (the AI would be difficult to program but the doges are worth it)

-Please let the howl at the moon, if foxes get to say ringdingding all night long wolves deserve to be allowed to howl

-More dog breeds (I know that there's no reason for domesticated dog breeds in Minecraft but ACTUALLY THERE IS)

-Hunting dogs like springers that can jump and run faster

-Foxhounds :D

-Most Important Goodest Boy: Herding dogs like collies and sheepdogs

-Herding dogs could be found in plains where cows and sheep spawn and create herds

-LET DOGS LAY DOWN FOR FUCKS SAKE

•Herding

-Instead of having to pen up and enclose your livestock you could form herds of cows and sheep

-Your Goodest Boi herding dog would protect them and move around with them when they graze

-Just soft peaceful minecraft tingz

•Salt licks

-Something SO SMALL but would make SO MUCH HAPPINESS

-Drawing new cows into your herd by putting up a salt lick

-I'm soft

-I guess salt would be a new ore???

•Bird feeders

-idk I think it would be cool

-excess seeds used for SOMETHING

•Raccoons

-The coolness of wolves, the chaos of foxes, the cunning of cats

-thumbs

-be gay do crimes

-can open chests (trigger trap chests to catch them?)

-Fantastic little shits

-Not tameable but will trust players like foxes do

•Snakes

-I know it's a lot to ask and it would be hard to make them look good

-But??? Imagine a tiny lil garter snake in your garden

-unlikely but would be so fantastic

•Rope

-climeable

-please Mojang we need this so badly

-imagine the ships? The bridges? The bell towers and everything?

-super easy to add, just reskin vines and add a string crafting recipie

•Butterflies and Moths

-Bflies could be a unique mob to flower forests and friends with bees

-if moobloom is added they would all be BEST BUDS

-get it "buds" ahahaha

-help with flower polination but just gives a TON of life to flower forests

-We literally have lanterns in minecraft why do we NOT have moths? Such a cool aesthetic addition.

-helps fill both the daytime and nighttime sky

•Hummingbirds

-fourth member of BEST BUDS

-just soft baby

-i love birbs okay

-the only avian who does not work for the bourgeoisie

•Fireflies

-10 million of them please

-they give great hugs

-adds so much atmosphere to the night world

•Cheese

-We have milk

-We have, presumably, goat milk

-Quit being cowards and add butter and cheese

-Butter churn job block for villagers

-V funny bc they have no arms to churn with?? Oh well

•Seashells

-Something decorative and beautiful that could 1) liven up beaches and 2) have snails and crabs inside!

-Mojang plz do not add sand dollars to the game people already don't know how to tell if they're still alive before trying to take them home

•Whales

-WHALES.

-Imagine something as massive as the ender dragon but peaceful. Allows you to stand on them (idk how but make it happen Jeb)

-WHALE SONGS.

-Being so deep and far out into the ocean, and when the moon is high in the sky and you're sitting in your boat, you just hear the beautiful melancholy sounds of the whales in the distance

•Jellyfish

-Idk if y'all know this but the glow squid is a bad idea

-Dream buddy you fucked up, please use your influence to get in contact with Mojang and have them redo the vote. People would have so much regained respect for you if you tried to fix your mistake.

-Also why does a speedrunner get to tell millions of people what mob would bring more life to Minecraft? He's only playing the game for 5 minutes smh

-aNYWAYS

-Jellyfish could literally do everything the glow squid is going to and look better for it AND possibly be neutral instead of peaceful

•Orcas

-Not much to say but it would liven up the frozen water biomes a bit

•Penguins

-You already know why

-Imagine giving a new home to all the Club Penguin players? Legendary.

-Gender doesn't exist in Minecraft but we all know penguins would be hella gay

•Lobsters

-I think they would be cute

-You would NOT BE ABLE TO BOIL THEM ALIVE THANK YOU VERY MUCH

•Mermaids

-Never going to happen since passive mobs are generally real life animals but it would be so cool

•Otters

-they can hold hands

-brings life to the rivers

-super cute

•Frogs and possibly toads

-Swamp gods

-Absolute mad lads

-maybe grow from tadpoles

-wouldn't do much but needed

•Fairy Forests

-NOT Twilight Forests. Not a new dimension.

-Just gentle hidden groves in forests

-ADD FAIRY RING GENERATION TO MINECRAFT.

•Big cats

-Tigers, lions, bobcats, panthers

-Literally anything that could finally add a strong predator possibility to savannahs and jungles

•Zebras and Giraffes

-Shy and skittish

-cannot ride (their skeletal structure is NOT MADE FOR CARRYING HUMANS)

-Super cute tho, brings much needed life to savannahs

•Camels

-The better llama

-Can honestly just be a reskin

-brings much needed life to the desert

-spits and wears carpet and forms caravans like llamas

•Lemurs

-Easier to add to "jungles" than monkeys

-it would be really cool if we could just get a Rainforest biome

-King Julian stans awaken

•Red pandas

-we need them

-cuter than normal pandas and you can @ me

-better idea than sloths or koalas

•More Eldritch Horror Hostile Mobs

-Fun fact time

-The enchanting table language already has Lovecraftian references

-"phnglui mglwnafh cthulhu rlyeh wgahnagl fhtagn" is literally a quote from the enchanting table

-translates to "In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."

-Bet you didn't know that fun fact

-aNYWAYS add the Kraken to Minecraft instead of the shitty guardians. Thanks.

-imagine how cool it would be to see lights slowly extinguish as something terrifying and dangerous slowly moves in for the kill

-torches get extinguished and can get relit

-if not relit fast enough Something will be waiting

•Ice statues

-We have giant fossils and ship wrecks and cool stuff like that but please imagine finding a GIANT humanoid ice sculpture in an ice spikes biome

-maybe bones inside to show you that... That wasn't carved or naturally generated.

•Skeletons

-Not a mob but a decoration block

-Found in temples, mineshafts, and caves

-implied to be the remains of miners and explorers

-rare

-also implies that every skeleton you kill has some backstory since they look the same

•Constellations

-Not real world star maps but completely unique to Minecraft

-chance for LOTS of fun references

-The stars are your only companions in an apocalyptic world where you are the last of your kind

-Space is gay minecraft is gay thus minecraft space is gay

•Corn

-we have butter in this list

-we have salt in this list

-popcorn. That is all.

And finally

•Leeks

-mostly a joke but would be a cool crop

-100% a reference to Hatsune Miku the creator of Minecraft

DISCLAIMER: I recognize that mobs are added to Minecraft to serve a purpose within the game and that many of these mobs would be better in mods and such, but I also feel like many of these suggestions would really bring so much more life to parts of the game that really need it. Even if they don't serve a huge purpose, they would still be really amazing additions imo.

I would love to see the ideas and suggestions that other people have for what they want added to Minecraft, please TAG ME if you make a post like this, I wanna hear and read it!

[nitholites]

Assuming someone in the BatFam is the end game:

It's been only a week or so since Tony figured out who Ladybug is

She's captured everyone's hearts, but has to go to Gotham soon

For help, but also because of her internship

The Stark Gala becomes a 'you better live and come back one day, Mari or I STG' party, hosted by Tony Stark, of course

She makes all the outfits of the Starks, her parents, herself, Jagged, Penny, Luka, and Kagami (the last two friends minus Chloe from Paris) and she makes extra in case someone has a wardrobe malfunction

Meanwhile, the Waynes have heard a lot about the newest Stark: MDC

Tim is a fanboy. He's found everything related to his favorite rock star's designer/niece there is to find ("I'm not obsessed! They're just super talented, and I'd like something from them! Stop laughing at me, Dick!")

Dick has no room to tease him, as both him and Jason are pretty much in the same boat

Kor'i and Mar'i love MDC, as well

Every one of the Bats are huge Jagged Stone fans

Like... Nearly rabid

(Damian, Bruce, and Alfred redact that statement)

They're invited to Tony's gala thing (he only started it to surpass the Wayne Gala, like the Lil Shite he is)

The night of the party, only Bruce and Jason go, since the rest of the bats are busy

Bruce, Jagged (who brought Fang), and Tony are all chatting in the middle of the floor, 2/3rds of the group are just talking up Marinette

Jason, meanwhile, accidentally runs into this small, adorable child who proceeds to spill her punch all over his suit

He insists it's fine, but she won't take 'no' for an answer ("I am so sorry, please let me make it up to you" "Kid, it's fine, accidents happen" "No, seriously, let me help")

There's a look in her eyes that insists she do something, and he eventually agrees

Cue to Marinette having a suit jacket that matches and fits Jason because "You look like you're the same build as Mr. Stark (she's all for joining Peter in calling Tony 'Mr. Stark' to get under his skin)"

"you know Tony?"

She shrugs, and doesn't comment anymore on it

"give me your address, and I'll bring this back when it's clean again. I'm moving to Gotham for a while soon, anyway"

He does, she doesn't realize he's a Wayne, and they part when the party ends

Cue the entire BatFam sprinting into Jason's room, chasing after a full on scream

Like, they didn't know Jason's voice could get "so high and squeaky, what the hecc?"

They pause as they see Jason litterally jumping up and down

"What the hell, Todd."

Instead of answering, he shoves the jacket in Tim's face with a shite-eating grin

It takes a moment, but Tim scowls and pulls out his wallet

When the rest of the family only look confused, Tim sighs and explains

"He got an MDC original first."

"...you had a bet on that?"

Jason freezes, eyes widening

"HOLY SH*T, I MET THE MDC! SHE WAS SO TINY, OH MY GOD, BATS, WE HAVE TO ADOPT HER!"

They're confused for a solid minute

"YOU DONT UNDERSTAND SHES AN ANGEL AND HAS BLACK HAIR AND BLUE EYES!! SHE'S OBVIOUSLY A WAYNE!"

It takes all of Bruce's willpower not to adopt her on the spot when she visits them

Like, he almost brings up adoption papers

But he knows Stark would fight tooth and nail to keep this baby

So he restrains himself

(for now)

(he swears if one of his children doesn't marry her, he's bringing the adoption papers to court)

She doesn't stay long, only meeting all the Waynes at the house and going back to her hotel

The next day, a villain goes after Mar'i, near the park/mall/something Marinette is by

Instead of becoming Ladybug, she heccin kicks arse

As Marinette

She gets both her and Mar'i out of danger without a scratch using a yo-yo of all things and meets Batman and Robin as they clean up the rest

She's all like "no, it's alright, I'm sure anyone would do the same please stop thanking me, my family's gonna kick my ass to next year for scaring them like this"

Bats comes up and takes her statement, and she happens to mention the situation in Paris

"oh, this was nothing compared to some of the Akuma I've faced" "What's an akuma?" She paled, eyes widening in shock. "You don't know? About Ladybug, Chat Noir, Ryuuko, Viperion, Queen Bee, Red Wasp, Multimouse, Hawkmoth, Mayura, Carapace, Rena Rouge, and all them?"

She explains a little, giving basic information everyone knew, then shows him the app she made a while ago

The Akuma Alert app that held much more than just akuma-related things

She leaves soon after, and Batman has a goal in mind

Within the day, Diana is furious at the lack of response towards the Paris situation

"This Ladybug was left alone for all this time?! Shame on you all, leaving my mother's successor alone!"

When Ladybug is later spotted (hehe, get it?) in Gotham, the entire BatFam finds her and gets her in touch with the League

She explains how she asked both the League and the Avengers for help, all those years ago, and was pushed aside with warnings not to send in prank calls anymore

Of course, Iron Man has already looked into it, but he's not exactly a detective and the more brains on this, the better

Meanwhile, as civilians...

The normal shipping stuff happens

With the exception that nearly every criminal in Gotham low-key adopts Marinette

They may think she's the next Wayne, but the Angel of Gotham is off limits

And not because the little Wayne chases after anyone who even looks at her wrong with a katana

Not just as Robin. As Damian

Marinette actually meets a few villains on the street

She was going to a commission, carrying some hero, vigilante, and villain themed macaroons when she got lost

(before meeting the Waynes officially, actually)

She was in a park, looking lost when Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn came up

She offered treats, and ever since she's the Angel of Gotham

Once, when on a date with her romantic interest, Killer Croc tried taking the restaurant hostage after robbing a bank

Key word: tried

Marinette calmly slipped behind him, grabbed his tail, and dragged his butt outta there

(he blames the fast French girl and the tile on the floor, which didn't let him get a good grip)

By the time Bats and the police got there, Croc was in tears as this tiny French girl lectured him about manners and interrupting dates

(the BatFam can't think of a funnier time)

When the Joker actually kidnaps her as a way to get to Batman, literally everyone rages a rescue mission

Harley, Poison Ivy, Mr. Freeze (Marinette reminds him of the daughter he's always wanted, with his frozen wife), Two-Face (Marinette talked philosophy with him, showing him he still had choices beyond the black and white), Killer Crock (who was impressed by the tiny French girl who threw him out of a restaurant by his tail that one time), Batman, Robin, the Teen Titans, Red Hood, Red Robin, Wonder Woman (she could feel Tikki's influence on Marinette and guessed her identity), Nightwing, all the Avengers, Red Wasp (Chloe, with the Bee Miraculous because she earned it back ages ago), Sabine (no one messed with her baby. No one), a teenage boy wielding a potato gun (who let this kid here?), Pepper, Penny (the two women were fast friends, bonding over their husbands' eccentric ways), Jagged with Fang, Audrey Bourgeois, and the entire police force storm the Joker's hideout

He didn't have a chance

Later, they admit it was kinda funny watching the small Sabine beating the crap out of the deranged clown

Fang, who was usually a puppy with scales, didn't hesitate to bite off the Joker's hand, reminiscent of Captain Hook and the Croc

Marinette's fine (or not, depending on how much angst you want in the story. It's easy to have her tourtured and nearly killed in the Joker's clutches {or actually killed and focused on angst from everyone who knew her [possible heavy Lila/class salt]} and see her move past her PTSD) and she gets home eventually

Around this time, she's made the Guardian of the Miraculous

She eventually goes back to Paris with her huge family (or everyone she thinks could keep their emotions in check)

They kick Gabriel's arse, but Adrien gets away with his mother (who was healed by Ladybug)

Possible second book

Marinette's ship becomes the Black Cat

Time skip, fiveish years later, some of Marinette's classmates see her for the first time since she left

They insult and sass her, not changed since school

Her S/O scowls and debunks them easily, defending Marinette

When they don't stop, Marinette's S/O calls Bruce, Tony, Jagged, and the rest of the League and the Avengers to destroy the morons in the class because they know how long they've waited for this moment

Mari puts her head in her hands, but doesn't stop them because she knows how long they've waited for this moment

Three hours later, the speeches and lectures aren't done yet

Lila eventually goes to Gotham or wherever Marinette is, and tries to warn the person on her arm about Marinette's 'bulling tendencies'

That gets another lecture

Or, her class gets a tour at either SI or WE, depending on when in the story you write it (could be both, and the class just doesn't learn or Tony, Pepper, and their kids were visiting WE to talk about Mari Protection Measures when they overhear it)

Lila goes off on how Mari's S/O is actually Lila's, or how she's BFFS with Batman/Iron Man/ Bruce Wayne and his kids/ Tony Stark and his kids/ the Avengers/ the Justice League

Cue the class seeing Mari

Instant bullying

The resident children and billionaire steps up, insulting and embarrassing the class while defending Mari

Lila tries to turn it around, but they're having none of that

First the kids jump at the chance to defend their little sister and/or girlfriend, then the big guns show up

At WE, it's Bruce, a highly protective Jason, and Tim, who has every single sin/mean thing/lie pulled up in a folder

It's thicker than his hand, and hard to hold

It's both in digital and physical form and sent to every single member of Mari's family- blood related or not

At SI, it's Tony and Pepper

FRIDAY steps up, too

Harley shoots Lila with the potato gun mk 3 until she leaves

The class don't know what they did wrong, but they swear to make it up just to get the scary CEOs and relatives

Also, if anyone knows the AU where Marinette was a street kid with Jason and his little sister (I can't remember who made it or what it was called, but I fell in l o v e), that could work with this one too. Jason would be so proud of his Lil sister being so famous and awesome and "how dare you let me think you were dead!! Do you have any idea how worried I was?!" "I made you worried?! You up and nearly got killed last I checked!"

Jason swore not to tell her he actually died once. He prays she never finds out.

@tired-butterfly @evil-elf16 @doggiediva13 @krispydefendorpolice @mochegato @legallyspawned @kryptored

[asterekmess]

S3A - E1

Okay, instead of making like massive reblogs of thoughts as I have them for the episodes, I’m gonna just make a massive bullet point list that I’ll add to throughout the episode, so you get One post per episode instead of “Like all nine million of them.”

I put Read-More’s because I care.

Thoughts (of which I have far too many):

I’m in the first ten seconds of the fuckin episode. Why the fuck is Braeden electrocuting Isaac? Like, look, I wanna like Braeden. I have issues with her entire moral system, but I still wanna like her cus’ she saves Isaac. But...how am I supposed to do that when the literal first thing she does is electrocute my boy??? He’s knocked out, not DEAD (not that that’s how shocking someone’s heart even Works) and it’s not like she needs to trigger the healing process. He’s already got Gaping slash wounds on his chest. He’s hurt enough. ALSO. “Be quiet”?? R U Serious? You’re electrocuting him. YOU try being quiet with fucking jumper cables on your chest.

The CGI...is so bad. Oh my god. What the absolute fuck. it looks like Sharkboy & Lavagirl. And why aren’t Ethan & Aiden’s claws doing anything to the bike?

I AM CONFUSION. If the twins don’t have to take their pants off to do the Transformers shit, why do they have to take off their shirts? Can...can I just skip that? Make the big bad werewolf wear an ugly hybrid of two of their stupid ass sweaters? Or do Ethan and Aiden really just like being shirtless that much? (I wouldn’t put it past them)

What is with Braeden and the electricity?

The writing in this show, what the fuck? “I thought I told you to hold on” EXCUSE ME, ma’am. He literally just passed out. His bad I guess.

Guess who has to add the anti-scott tag to this now? Anyway, I hate that Allison’s bit in the intro is her kissing Scott and then drawing the bow. Like, they’re broken up. They don’t get together in this season. Why are they kissing in the intro? That had to have Totally pissed off Scallison fans.

There’s my boy, holding up lizard tattoo designs. Pls tell me he took a pic and sent it to Jackson with the caption “It’s YOU.” Like, yes, way too soon, but man it’s fuckin funny.

This tattoo artist is a good-ass salesman. However, p-sure he’s not a good-ass artist if he had to wrap Scott’s arm up That badly. Like...they have stuff for that. Fuck, the one I got on my ankle, they used SaranWrap and Tape. Just needs to be kept out of the open air for a bit. You don’t need like eight layers of gauze. I do feel for Scott tho. That tat probably cost him like $50-75 before the tip. Oof.

Eyyy, time to be salty. Ya’ll know I love Allison, but does it get any more clear that she totally bailed on everyone after the warehouse? She went to France! She doesn’t even know what happened to Jackson after he got cured. ALSO. Lydia says “Derek taught him the werewolf 101.” Not Scott. Derek. XP

Lydia, honey, leave Allison alone. If she doesn’t want to go on the double date, go alone and make it an orgy. Fun, right? Wait, no. Don’t. You’re 16. Don’t do that!

When exactly did they “agree to give each other the summer”? She said “I’m breaking up with you.” he said “I’ll wait” and then she cried into her dad’s arms. Like...why didn’t we get to see this apparently incredibly important conversation? (maybe because it didn’t happen??)

I fucking LOVE the “I’m just gonna say hi. HEYYYYY! You know....they probably didn’t see us.”

The most horrific thing about that moment was the bad CGI.

I WANNA POINT OUT how cute it is (in a like, sad way cus’ she’s terrified) that Lydia is close enough to Stiles now that she immediately goes for his side and they like insta connect with the eye contact. Not in like a Stydia way, but like, they’re close. she trusts him and goes to him when she’s scared, even though he’s human and you’d wonder if she shouldn’t go to Scott instead, since he’s the werewolf.

SCOTT WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING THE DEAD DEER. Your ability to smell chemosignals/sense emotions has nothing to do with touching. Stop poking the dead animal.

Wait, WHY is there a full moon in that shot? The full moon isn’t for like a week! I COUNTED.

...what? Why the fuck does Braeden think Scott’s an Alpha? Why tho? Like, seriously? WHY? He’s not an Alpha yet. Nowhere near it. And if she knows bc Deaton told her (i think he was the one who hired her) then shouldn’t she know he isn’t one yet? IF SHE KNOWS that she can tell Melissa abt werewolves, WHY doesn’t she know that Scott’s Melissa’s son? Where is the LOGIC?

Scott’s morning routine is giving me Legally Blonde vibes. ~my perrrfectt dayyy, nothing standing in my wayyy~

I can’t tell. did Allison get highlights, or straight up dye her hair brown?

This sweet moment between her and her dad. Yes. Pls.

I will admit, I like getting to see each of their mornings.

Lydia...who are you fucking? Honey, you’re sixteen. Why isn’t whoever the fuck is in bed with you also getting ready for school? What.....the fuck?

Completely different Beacon Hills High School set. I really can’t blame the writers for that.

Wtf Davis? You list Erica and Boyd as being 17...since when? They’re supposed to be entering their Junior Year of high school. They would be 16 GOING ON 17. ANd what the hell do you mean Erica’s birthday is August 16th? She said in the last season that she’d “Just turned 16 a month ago” that was Spring semester. ???? Come on, guys. Seriously. Writing 101, getting to know your characters. I don’t know anyone writing a novel who doesn’t know the exact birthday of their characters. Plus, they cut 2 in. from Gage Golightly’s actual height, while adding an inch to Sinqua’s (according to google, which isn’t always reliable) Whatever. Boooooo.

Uh...that principal was threatened by the Argents. Victoria herself promised to torture him if he didn’t resign. Why does he look so surprised by the fucking sword in his office? For that matter, why is he at the school at all? He KNOWS the Argents attacked him. This should cause problems!

Honestly, Lydia, I love you. Like, go for it. Nothing wrong with not wanting to date and just wanting to have fun. My issues stem from YOU BEING 16. Yes, teenagers have sex. But this is ridiculous. Why is there so much sexualization? I knew a grand total of like....two teenagers who had sex at 16? and like one who did at 15 (which they say in canon she and Jackson were banging before her birthday). Like, it’s not nearly as common as y’all are making it out to be. Knock it off.

WHEN DID MELISSA MEET ISAAC PROPERLY? WHEN did that HAPPEN?

....so why didn’t Derek answer the phone? They literally never explain? He shows up, so...why didn’t he answer?

I’m SO InCredibly Disturbed by Jennifer having everyone’s phone numbers. HOW? In What Way is that REMOTELY appropriate? WHY did no one question it? Why didn’t STILES or LYDIA question it?

So tiny, bugs me so much. He didn’t turn his phone off. He turned his screen off...is it that hard to have him do the right one?

uhhh. Werewolves can smell other werewolves. Wanna tell me why Isaac can’t tell a werewolf just walked in the room? An ALPHA no less?

why TF are Kali’s iris’ and pupils so fucking massive?

So...what was the deal with the birds? Don’t they say later that Jennifer like summoned them? So they aren’t from the Alpha pack scaring animals? And also, how would the Alpha pack be scaring animals if they’re like, in the middle of town? They said in S1 that “wild animal sightings are up” like what 75% or something? “As though something is scaring them out” but that made sense, bc we knew Peter was running around in his full-shift (it’s a fucking full shift, it’s just fucked up) in the woods. But these Alphas aren’t, they’re integrating. So is it Jennifer that the animals are afraid of? Like, does she have sPoOkY aura or something?

More bad CGI.

WHy is no one responding to the woman stumbling around in nothing but a hospital gown?

ONCE AGAIN. Werewolves can Sense Werewolves. SCOTT you sensed Isaac in a BOYS LOCKER ROOM. DUKE IS RIGHT THERE. WHT THE FUCK?

angry smoker doctor  “Why don’t you wheel this joker out of here?” “I’m gonna go smoke” Grrr

Sir. clearly your mask wasn’t tied on appropriately. it shouldn’t just Fall Off when you touch it. there are Protocols! STOP THE SPREAD. also, someone wanna tell me why none of these alphas can keep their claws in? A lil flashy flashy red eye would’ve done the trick just fine.

Okay no, seriously what the FUCK is up with these contacts, you guys? THEY”RE MASSIVE???

Ugh, can I just *swoons* “I’m an Alpha!” slice “So am I.” That is just so fucking smooth. Woo. I feel so safe ohmygod. PLUS. Derek KNOWS Ennis. I can’t imagine how satisfying that had to be.

Uh, Derek, honey. You’re Isaac’s legal guardian. You can just Sign Him Out of the hospital. With clothes and everything. What are you doing?

Honey, what do you mean the county took it over? If they were gonna do that they’d have done it six fucking years ago. Unless you gave it to them, it’s still yours? I did the research. Like HOURS of it.

What do you MEAN there’s a magic healing herb that helps with Alpha wounds? Since when do Alpha wounds need extra healing, I thought they just took a lil longer? ALSO why is it growing INSIDE your house???? SCOTT. Isaac is fucking UNCONSCIOUS. Can your tattoo fucking WAIT A MINUTE?

I have so many questions. WHY does Braeden know who Allison is? If Lydia’s immune to magic, WHY is Braeden able to bruise her? WHY can Braeden DO magic? and WHY is Chris allowed to take Lydia out of school?

ALLISON you had Geometry LAST YEAR why are you holding a GEOMETRY BOOK??

ohhhhmygod, Derek. Derek. DEREK. Your eyes are pretty on a normal day. That little Blink and ruby reds thing? Ohmygod. I just. I wanna take a picture and just stare at it BUT. how tf does this whole red eye thing work? You can see in the dark....but now you also have x-ray vision? You know, I could believe it was thermal vision...maybe? If Scott was still healing for some reason maybe the tattoo would be brighter? Otherwise I have no idea what is going on.

BUT SCOTT”S NOT 18??? He’s Still fucking 16, or even 17, but not 18. WTF? He needs parental consent in the first place (i should’ve mentioned this in the other note abt the tattoo)

uhh...seriously? When someone breaks up with you and tells you not to talk to them anymore...why do you need a reward for doing as they asked? Like, yeah, you’re sad, I feel that. But making it a ‘reward’ sounds kinda weird. You know what makes it really easy not to text the ex that doesn’t wanna talk to you? Delete her number.

WHY THE BLOWTORCH? SOMEONE WANNA EXPLAIN? Peter’s not covered in tattoo from when he was literally burned alive, why the FUCK would a blowtorch create a black tattoo on Scott’s skin?

DEREK. HONEY. Why would Stiles be able to hold Scott still??? Scott’s a werewolf.

All this bullshit to explain away Posey’s tattoo that he got. Like, damn dude, we all like tattoos, but you have a job that needs bare arms on the regular. That was kinda rude.

Where did braeden get clothes? I forgot to ask.

uhhhh. Ephemeral might technically work in that sentence, but that’s still really awkward.

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DESTROY HIS DOOR? YOU FUCKING ASSHAT. And WHY the instant fucking grr face? “why’d you paint the door?” uhh, leave him alone? He can do what he wants? It’s his house? Also, don’t get all fucking rude about the alpha pack. He told you it was a rival pack.

KALI. PUT SOME FUCKING SHOES ON. JESUS.

Why exactly does Scott see the symbol and INSTANTLY put together that it’s got anything to do with the Alphas or the animal attacks? Where is the logic jump there?

What exactly was the POINT of popping your claws if you were gonna kick her in the face???

UH, Melissa? Why didn’t you tell Scott that there was a whole other person with Isaac?

What is with the face touching, Duke? I’ve never known a blind person who actually wanted to rub their hands on my face to ‘find out what i look like?’

Really not a fan of all these weird jumps and camera angles with the awkward reflecting.

WOah WOah. Allison gets to PAINT her APARTMENT? Wtf kinda BULlshit is that? My landlord won’t let me do that. Rude.

I know they’re imprisoned and it sucks, but they’ve been there for four months, they had to have gotten bored. Do you think they broke into any of the security deposit boxes to see if anything was left behind?

Last thoughts: They really went for it with this episode. I have plans to change a lot of it. Hopefully I can mesh the changes with the general plotline.

[toooldforgermany]

Mun & Muse Comparison

💊 M U N  | I N F O R M A T I O N  ✿❧

Name: hannah. Nicknames: i used to be called duck, but i actually hate that nickname now. it’s associated with bad times. Wishlist Nickname:  god??? an honest nickname for me??? not until i get a true fucking friend, jesus christ. Height:  5’ 4″,  though my back is pretty bad. so it’s probably somewhat shorter, due to my lack of activity. Eye Color:  hazel. Hair Color:  deep red. Ethnicity:  caucasion. Lives in:  illinois, usa. Relationship Status:  i’ve given up with love, to be honest. nobody really loves someone like me. Character(s) Most Identifies with:  arthur ernst hastings of we happy few. i used to identify with a handful of others, but no fictional character can compare to arthur hastings. Hobbies:  gaming, role playing, singing, analyzing the fuck out of characters / lore. Special talent(s):  my honest, as trashy and cliche as that sounds? i can be brutally honest to the point of a nasty truth. but to me, that’s more important than the smallest lie. if you won’t take that though, i think my ability to break down a character is pretty fucking cool -- not many people can do it as deep as i can, i think. Warning/disclaimer:  pretty fucking suicidal, ngl. can get emotional, and can say things that sound nasty, but aren’t really meaning to be nasty. defensive to a near oppressive extent. i also have a tendency to not really... understand jokes. Struggling With:  so much shit that it’s not funny. my family, my guardians, my job, my cat’s death, trying to be happy, loneliness, and just -- not wanting to commit suicide? like i know i’m saying it so casually but i’m just??? being honest.

💊 M U S E  |  I N F O R M A T I O N  ✿❧

Name:  arthur ernst hastings. Nicknames:  artie, “friend of miss boyle’s” (from ploughboys), “victoria’s pet” (from clive), “young / lil’ artie” (from ollie starkey), “king of the parade” (from headboys), “that downer” (wellington wells dur. game) . Wishlist Nickname:  something sweet and touching from a romantic other.  Height: 6′ 1″, but known to slouch from a bad back due to sitting most of the day whilst on joy. so he’s probably taller when standing up straight.  Eye Color:  dark green / caramel brown. Hair Color:  dark brown / black. Ethnicity:  caucasion. Lives in:  apple holm, wellington wells (pre-game), wellington under (during-game), mainland / wellington wells (post-game, verse-dependent)  Relationship Status:  arthur is single, and though he would love a partner, he’s been disappointed enough that he doesn’t think he can ever find one. and that doesn’t really bother him. he is however, on the lookout, if such a romance occurs. Special talent(s):  researching, writing, comprehension, the media / journalism, poetry. Warning/disclaimer:  a very emotional / tempermental man that can say things that sound nasty that he doesn’t mean. also quite defensive at the smallest of insults, so long as he thinks they’re not really granted, if that makes sense. Struggling With:  trying to figure out his mistakes and where everything went wrong. he has been lying to himself for so long about everything because he wanted to run away. and now it’s all tossed back at him and now he’s so lonely because of it, which is what he’s been trying to avoid.

FOUR DISTINCT SIMILARITIES :

emotional outbursts --  though arthur can’t control them as well as i can, him and i both follow our emotions regardless of what’s going on. they can even change the course of our day, even if we didn’t want it to. sometimes, it can even change our course of action.

loneliness --  we have difficult times keeping people close to us and though arthur can somewhat understand why, he doesn’t really know how to fix it. and neither do i. we both just... are, and we just don’t understand what we can do to change. we want to have friends, but they either leave so quick or betray us in the end that it’s difficult to trust easily.

defensive --  both of us can take things the wrong way REALLY, REALLY quickly. doesn’t really matter what it is. if we assume one thing, we often stick to it until we’re both proven otherwise.

loyalty --  though it takes forever for him and i to trust easily, when we do, it’s super hard to break us apart. to an extent that it’s almost obsessive. arthur gets insanely jealous, and though i do somewhat, we both act out on it because of loyalty. we will stand up for the people we love and defend them regardless. no matter what happens.

FOUR DISTINCT DIFFERENCES :

arthur’s quite the jokester --  cracking jokes at even the worst of times, the man really finds his way with words in sarcasm. i’m not so good with jokes, and most of the time they fly over my head. to me, a joke can lead me to that same defensiveness i was talking about earlier. whilst arthur can easily detect a joke if the mood comes off right.

arthur’s a runner --  he tends to hide from his mistakes for a long time because he doesn’t want to deal with the crippling sadness that comes with them. not to mention he can lie about them if an opportunity for happiness arises. he’s gotten tremendously better about it, but if some mistake happens because of him, catch him hiding away for a long time. i however, like to tell the truth and own-up to my mistakes. the punishment isn’t so bad that way.

arthur’s courageous --  though as a kid he lacked the bravery to leave his own house, he gained it when thinking about his brother. as he got older, he grew thicker skin. i however, am afraid of a lot of things. if i was in his position, i probably would have just lived with the consequences of wellington wells, as sad as that sounds.

arthur’s petty --  he will get back at people. i used to do this too, until i realized how much vagueblogging hurts. but he tends to sabotage people who piss him off / sabotage him. for example, he wants to wreck clive’s work ethic by wrongly publishing articles in his redactor. he also got a coworker fired for copying his entire article. which is good beause plagairism is bad, but he did it with a smug smile and an angry glare.

IN CONCLUSION :  Same | Close as heck | Almost |  Ehh...? | Not Really  | Nope | In a Galaxy Far Far Away

[minsyal]

[It’s Over....?, Link x Reader]

Summary: Ganon is here now, Link has disappeared without, at least saying bye

That’s a haiku so if you know jacksfilms haiku song feel free to sing it to the tune. 

Also I did not proof read. Sorry for any mistakes! I really wanted to get something out so I maybe rushed it a lil :( :)

           “Maybe we can just disappear for a while, after this is all over?” Link turned his body in your direction, his arm propping up his head while his other was outstretched playing with your hair. The slight breeze of the summer was causing his dirty blond hair to drift in front of his eyes. A small giggle escaped your lips every time it happened.

           “I’d like that.” You replied in a soft whisper, the words almost so low that you failed to recognize your own voice.

           “I’ve got a place in Hateno, you know?” He scooted closer to you, closing the distance.

           “I’ve been there plenty, Link.” You exhaled, closing your eyes slowly before opening them again. He truly was a sight to see. No, he wasn’t the absolute definition of a god, but you didn’t want that. He was perfect in his own way.

           “Do you want a new adventure then? How about we travel through the Faron Region together?”

           “I don’t mind where I am, as long as you’re there.” Leaning forward, you lightly kissed him, “but you already know that.”

            It’s over; the fight is over. A dark red glow began to emit from the depths of Hyrule Castle, a deep blood darkness crept across the land. The sky turned from a clear blue to something evil, something sinister and disturbing in nature. The many guardians that willed themselves to Ganon’s power stopped in their tracks, giving those who were running for their lives time to escape. A sonic boom startled the ground causing it to shiver and shake. Large cracks appeared where they weren’t before and Death Mountain erupted.

           You watched helplessly, unable to reverse this travesty that had ridden the world of those who you once called your friends. The Beasts fell from their perches in the sky, the water, the mountains, and the desert. Their bodies tumbled into nothingness, letting up brilliant clouds of dust and ash that seemed to burst into mushroom-like clouds above. They were all on there, nobody survived.

           Link. He was the last hope for everyone and he ultimately failed. After the Champions passed and Ganon’s wrath obliterated most everyone living in Castle Town, Link disappeared too. He didn’t leave as much as a goodbye note, the last thing he told you was to “be safe.” If only he had listened to his own advice. It was easy to assume he was dead. Supposedly he had been locked away in the Shrine of Resurrection after Princess Zelda ordered it. Now the question was, where is Zelda? Last you heard, she was running to the castle to face Ganon on her own.

           You stood with the Champions just outside of Mount Lanayru. Revali was complaining like he always did and Urbosa was too busy brushing him off to realize that Link and Zelda had returned. She looked sad, like the power had not yet come to her. Link crossed the space between you with an expression on his face that asked “are you alright?”

           “I’m fine, Link. Nothing interesting happened while you were gone.” You quickly kissed him on the cheek, earning a loud groan from Revali.

           The Champions spoke together, but you weren’t focused on them. You could only think about the inevitable fight with Ganon. Surely it would happen sometime soon. What if Link wasn’t ready? Suddenly, the ground began to violently shake and a loud roar sent shivers down your spine. Revali took to the sky, only to return to inform you all of the worst. Ganon was coming.

           “Link, get to the Castle.” Someone instructed him, he nodded.

           “Wait, Link please be safe.” You caught his arm, halting him in his tracks. “Come back in one piece, for me and for all of us.”

           “I will.” His voice was gravely low, “Be safe.”

           “Come on! You need to run!” You tugged at a young girl’s arm as she stumbled and tripped over her own two feet. She had separated from her parents and was frantically racing through the Castle Town outskirts screaming for them to come save her.

           “I can’t!” She cried, big tears streaming down her face. She fell to her knees, face in hands, letting out the most disastrous wails of pain. Though, there was not a scratch on her.

           “We’re going to find your parents. I promise. Sweetheart,” you knelt down beside her, placing a warm hand on her back as you ran it up and down, soothing her shaking body, “I promise we’re going to find them. You have to help me out here. I’m going to get you to safety, then I’ll find them. Alright?”

           She nodded, wiping a crocodile tear from her face and running her arm across her nose.

           Her parents weren’t dead. In fact, they were quite the opposite. Other knights and swordsmen had already vacated the area and they were held up in a nearby pain, waiting on further instruction. Hopefully, it would be easy to transport them to Hateno Village where they could find refuge.

           You traveled with them hoping to find one of your only living friends, Purah, in her tiny technology lab up on the winding hill. Surely she was there. The trip didn’t last as long as planned, even with the few creatures and guardians that blocked your path. You, along with a small group of knights, were able to get everyone there in one piece.

           “Purah.” You pushed the doors of the lab open to find her leaning over a table, one hand rubbing the bridge of her nose, the other grasping onto a small vile filled with a murky elixir. Her head jerked in your direction, her eyes immediately welling up with water that was dangerously close to spilling over. She dropped the vile, allowing it to clink onto the floor and empty its contents.

           “[Name],” She breathed heavily, crossing the room to your side, “I thought you were dead.” Purah’s arms embraced you, her head finding the crook of your neck.

           “No, I promise it won’t hurt you!” Purah was definitely getting up there in age. She was no longer the spunky young woman she used to be. Lighting the blue torches was now your job, and you made sure to do it every day before she woke. Her hair had remained the same snow white and her eyes never lost their spark. Small things changed, be it the way she held her back when she stood, how she sometimes struggled to get up the steps to her room, or how you had to carry the groceries from the village to the lab.

           Now she had some “super amazing way to reverse aging” that she wanted you to be the guinea pig for. Wonderful. You were usually okay with her testing things on you, but this seemed a little extreme. Ultimately, she wanted you to do it so she could make sure it was safe for her.

           “What if I age until I’m a baby? How will I do anything then?” You threw your hands up and then hastily placed them on your hips.

           “You won’t!” She all but yelled, “At least, I don’t think you will…” she added quietly at the end.

           “You’re going to kill me one day, you know that?”

           She laughed and began to tap her feet like she always did when she was excited. A pair of goggles was placed in your hands and she backed up a safe distance from you.

           “Hey! Wait! I didn’t agree yet!”

           “You accepted the goggles! That’s an ‘okay.’” She motioned for Symin as he booted up the rune.

           Blue rays burst from the stone, encasing your body causing energy to surge through your veins. You felt lively, almost young. Purah watched as the rays probed at your skin, twisting and twirling around your arms and legs.

           “Okay… stop!” Symin stopped the rune, closing it out. “How do you feel sweetie?” Her feet carried her forward quickly, her eyes wide with anticipation.

           The world was spinning, everything was mingling and melting together. An intense fever was heating up your body causing a line of sweat to protrude from your forehead. You felt tired, extremely tired. Purah took notice and immediately reached out to catch your falling figure. She yelled for something, but you couldn’t hear her. The last thing you remembered was Symin carrying you up to your room.

           “Symin! Come look at them!” Purah went racing from your room. The door slammed causing you to jolt awake. The light was blinding, forcing you to cover your face with your hands. … your hands? You pulled them away from your face in utter shock. They were no longer calloused from the many experiments and occasional fight. Your nails had grown out considerably from what they were the day before and your fingers had no lines or wrinkles on them. Had her rune seriously worked? Had it not killed you?

           “Well, look at you! Who’s this stunning young person in [Name]’s room?” Symin let out a billowing laugh as he followed Purah through the doorway.

           In the days following, Purah tested the machine on herself. She exposed herself to 20 seconds of the rays while you had only experienced 15 seconds. After four days, you had aged back to your late teens, early twenties. This was about the time of the Calamity. Purah was about 10 years behind you.

           By the fifth day you had stopped aging. By the sixth, it was definite that you weren’t going to reverse anymore. Purah, on the other hand, was currently in the physical state of a 6 year old. While incredibly funny, you preferred Purah to be older than you, and this definitely wasn’t.

           “Why did you get to be this age, while I’m a freaking child?” Purah whined, sitting across the table from you. You were currently sewing her a new outfit, as she had undergrown her old ones.

           “Maybe you have bad luck?” you laughed, tying off the last string and cutting off the excess. You held it in front of her face, allowing the fluffy skirt to bounce. “Cute, right?”

           “Adorable, but [Name]! Where did I go wrong?” She leaned forward and grabbed the outfit.

           “You exposed yourself to 20 seconds, I only got 15. Maybe that’s your problem?” As if a light went off in her head, she groaned and slammed her head onto the table.

           “Whoa there, kid.”

           Purah was still a child and now she refused to leave the building. Apparently she was worried that somebody would see her. You had continued working with her, fixing up a few things around the lab. You had befriended a few of the younger locals. Surprisingly, they did not recognize you from before. It was nice to get out of the lab from time to time, especially when you had people to hang out with.

           You were running a few errands for Purah. She needed some grocery items and a couple yards of cloth for a new outfit. As you traveled, some of the villagers greeted you, some called for your patronage, and others just idly watched you move down the street. You passed the bridge to Link’s old house. An ache resonated in your heart as the clashing of steel and rock echoed through the air. The town’s people had voted to have it torn down recently, and even your vote couldn’t save it.

           Arriving back with full arms, you noticed the blue light was rekindled out front and the door was slightly cracked. Maybe Symin finally coordinated himself enough to light it, or maybe Purah worked up the courage to leave the lab. Brushing it off, you leaned into the door and pushed it open with your shoulder. The small crate that you carried everything in was practically overflowing with fresh fruits, grains, and the finest meats that merchants could offer.

           “Purah! Symin! I noticed ya’ll got the flame lit. Pretty good day to do it since it’s not raining.” Smiling, you brought your body fully into the lab. Focusing on your surroundings, you noticed a poorly dressed boy standing with his back to you. His dirty blond hair was pulled into a small pony tail that tickled his neck. He stood tall like a proud Champion, his shoulders squared and his head nodding as Purah spoke. The moment he heard you enter, he quickly turned on high alert. His maya blue eyes found yours. It was him. It was-

           “Link?”

[oboejon]

Tagged by @quicksilver-daydreams !

nicknames: JD, fuzzy lil man-peach, neejahalcyjimmyjohn...yeah it gets weird lol

gender: Male

star sign: Sagittarius

height: 5′10”

time: Right now? 11:45 pm

birthday: December 2nd

favorite band: Red Hot Chili Peppers, followed by Muse, Queens of the Stone Age, Weezer, and Blink-182

favorite solo artist: right now I’d say Bruno Mars, but John Mayer is always a good time

song stuck in your head: “You’re Welcome” from Moana...you’re welcome? ;)

last movie: Rise of the Guardians

last TV show: Arrow/Flash/Legends/Supergirl b/c Crisis on Earth-X was awesome!

why did you create your blog: frands said it was cool/fun and a great way to waste time lol

what do you post/ reblog: Star Wars, anime/manga (Fullmetal Alchemist and One Punch Man mostly), DC/Marvel, LOTR, video games (Destiny!), current events, corgis!, Betta Fish, and things I find funny, like Gordon Ramsay! Also lots of random...everything

last thing you googled: car parts lol

other blogs: None

why url: I wrote a 4 measure song in 5th grade and called it Oboe Jon :)

average sleeping hours: 6-7

lucky number: 18

instruments I play: Oboe! English Horn! Saxophone, not flute and clarinet, make 5th/6th grade sounds on most brass and orchestral strings, learning ukulele

what I’m wearing: shorts and Kona Brewing Co shirt

dream job: Race Car Driver

dream trip: World tour trip! Or do a European tour, then pacific area (Japan and Australia/NZ sound awesome)

favorite food: PIZZA

favorite song right now: “My God is the Sun”, QOTSA

last book you read: Thrawn, by Timothy Zahn

favorite candy: KitKat

siblings: I now have a sister! And a few brothers from different mothers lol

favorite meme: I think right now dark side Kermit is pretty great but always like Johnny Rico from Starship Troopers, “Desire to know more intensifies”

I tag @cheezball42 @sassymath12 @awesomeness419 @sayblue22 !