#red flag right there
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baepsays · 3 months ago
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Gojo Satoru sees you for the first time at a mutual friend's party—and immediately his eyes get stuck on you. the entire time he's watching you drink leisurely at the end of the couch, and roll your eyes at the dude bros attempting to flirt with you, while you ignored them.
after 40 mins of staring, he comes up to you and shoves the guy —pathetically trying to get you to sleep with him— off the armrest of the couch you're sitting on. Satoru just ignores the guy shouting at him and and throwing a fit on the floor. he takes a seat on the armrest instead and looks you dead in the eyes, and goes;
"you look like someone who thinks men ain't shit and would probably make a face that alone would make me cry."
you raise one of your eyebrows at him just a bit amused. confused whether he was trying to pick a fight or what else was he trying at. he goes on and continues what he was saying;
"so please fuck me."
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canisalbus · 1 month ago
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For your gay little dogs
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#principal skinner pride flag for my gay little dogs#you see this is why my dog people need to see the same spectrum of colors we do#I feel like their literal world view would be drastically altered if they couldn't distinquish between orange and green#I'd argue that red is a significant color in practically every culture#it's instinctual associations with danger food and fertility make it attention grabbing on a visceral monkey brain level#I strongly suspect the impact would be at least somewhat negated if it was a muted brownish khaki instead#meaning it wouldn't be used in visual communication nearly as much#I would have to center my art and worldbuilding more around yellow and blue because those would be the colors the dogs would see clearly#right? is that sound logic?#and that would just make me immensely sad because warm colors are my favorites :<#answered#m0notropa-uniflora#something that continues to boggle my mind is that there are animals that see more colors than humans#we like to assume that our color vision is the best we can see it ALL look at that rainbow there that's the full set#yes primates are well equipped in this regard compared to many other mammals like dogs#but most birds for example have more color receptors in their eyes they have more tools to work with and their rainbow is even wider#it's like sound everyone knows we can't hear sounds that are impossibly low or too high#and we can't process wavelengths of light that are too long (infrared) or too short (ultraviolet)#only what lands between those bookends (called the visible spectrum) reads to our human eyes as “light” and subsequently “color”#I hope I've understood this correctly I'm trying to say that there's a whole layer of vision we don't have the hardware to get access to#and that's just wild to me like we are fundamentally unable to imagine a new color that isn't already included in our built-in selection#but they're definitely there the unimaginable colors are in the room with you and a common pigeon can see them#uv dlc not available for your system
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dismas-n-dismay · 11 months ago
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I'm not fucking joking when I tell you I saw this panel and literally started sobbing and crying over seeing my babygirl buying chocolate with just fucking quarters. This is the people's jason todd for real, thank you Juni Ba
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Summer collection no. 1 piece! ^^ A sweet friender bender moment in Paris :3
Drinking wine instead of porter An Irishman in gay Paris~
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miekasa · 1 year ago
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they could never make me hate him. sorry but i'm not arguing with a guy with brown hair and green eyes whatever you say handsome
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burningparadiseduck · 1 year ago
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Neuvillette is the greenest green flag to ever exist in this green world.
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sleeplessdreamer14 · 8 months ago
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imagine if pre-portal incident, you got possessed by Bill and Ford hardly noticed until you said he was “right about everything,” because he’s known you for nigh on 10 years now and you would never say that.
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choose-your-own-dentistry · 8 months ago
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happy (looks at the calendar) pride month
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creative-clawmarks · 7 months ago
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"I want to devour you whole, but I don't want to get rid of that delicious taste. I want to be able to savor your smell, your taste. You are more than just a meal to me, you are all I want to drink."
COUGHS THIS AT YOU. It was like 4am when writing this so its really bad but use it however u want!!
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What could you have possibly expected to find?
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KO-FI
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apparently-artless · 6 months ago
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No, really! I'm in love with you! I've got a boner right now! You're so gross!
Raise wa Tanin ga II Episode 01 - Kirishima & Yoshino
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g4y-th0ughts · 12 days ago
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obsessed with the fact that on one of the first instances lisa met carla she was arresting her husband for murder. then, her father figure. then, her nephew (whom carla covered for). and she thought god, this woman and her air of snotty aloofness with a whiff of suppressed rage and all of her crime adjacent loved ones. (gorgeous but a lot to deal with). still, she was all excited after one friendly conversation with her and decided to leave betsy under her care at work. saw carla pick a fight with joel, almost smacking him. only coherent thought? she needs!protecting! further on, she had carla questioned for slamming a car door onto a kid’s bike and landing him in the hospital. did a full background check on her, saw her previous charges. thought you know what, she’s a bit ✨spicy✨. proceeded to fall deeper for her. heard carla say she didn’t have any regrets, really, about her actions, her brain went let’s go check on her, she was in a mood this morning. they slept together, teased carla about being a dark horse (reformed, actually) (would’ve been perfectly fine even if she had been a full on criminal). carla herself gave her multiple times a way out, too scared herself to be too much and too little for lisa. the only thing she managed to come up with was i’m in it, right up to my neck and a half deal with a real criminal to ensure her girlfriend got her kidney.
fast forward a couple months, they have their first proper fight, in a moment of distress she tells carla she should’ve trusted her instincts about her. and her thought process is hilarious, really. like, which instincts, love? the ones that brought you right there with carla in the first place, after three years of grief and feeling unable to love anyone else ever? the ones that made you see right through carla’s fiery facade straight into her huge heart? that made you trust her judgement with your kid since day one? that made you risk your entire career and then almost your life just to make sure she was okay? (you’re good to me, carla) (as far as i’m concerned i’m investing in my future and it’s the best possible future i could imagine) (my partner is dying, i can do anything). should’ve trusted your instincts alright
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calebrity · 4 days ago
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thunder-bringer25 · 7 months ago
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So you're telling me that Colin, the same Colin who has an aversion to tech bc of paranoia, CALLED Alice, his probably only friend in the office, bc of something to do with Freddy and that didn't raise any red flags?
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kwillow · 3 months ago
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I ask this as an Ambroys appreciator, but I genuinely need to know: Does our boy have any redeeming qualities?
...Yeah. Not really.
Ambroys is, for me, a fun exercise in making a character who is basically nothing but flaws. And they aren't even the "good" flaws.
He's not one of those "hates the world but fights to the death for his loved ones" types; he will throw his loved ones under bus to look good for strangers, who he also doesn't respect. He's not "an asshole but he owns it" because he will bend to other people's wills to try to appease them while continuing to be an asshole behind their backs. He's manipulative but not because he's a clever chess-master, he's just audacious and shameless enough to lie and guilt-trip people without remorse. He's too ignorant to be sophisticated but too educated to be naive. He can fight well enough, but he doesn't seek out worthy foes, only weaker enemies he can easily grind into the dirt for a cheap thrill. He's a coward. He's lazy. He doesn't "get" art. He has no convictions. He sucks!
But I think the fun with Ambroys is that he's such a worthless person, but he so, so desperately wants to be admired and praised and just liked. So he has to engage in this dance of maintaining a good public face over the void of his personality, where he tries to appeal to people while also being able to indulge his vices, because he doesn't believe anything he does or thinks is wrong... just unpopular. But being unpopular is worse than being wrong.
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rt3nenbaum · 9 months ago
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pookie was mad AS HELL
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victrfeli · 10 months ago
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My ability to draw poses disappears when I draw skeletons,,,
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