#red dwarf text posts

[odo-apologist]

[thatsnoneofurdamnbiz]

Made some lil text posts, deepest apologies if any of these have been done already- 😭

[lizardthelizard]

so, does anyone else feel sick about the fact that, in the books, Rimmer spends as much of his free time as possible in stasis (he literally spends a year's worth of time in stasis, over the course of five years), and that, officially, stasis booths are only ever used for penal reasons? does anyone else feel sick about the implications that Rimmer has been voluntarily punishing himself for five years straight?

[perrypixel]

THE MOVIE IS ON PEACOCK!

[freshmangojuice]

As the lows are not based on any morality outside of personal introspection, and their traits are instead an embodiment and exaggeration of existing aspects that each character dislikes about themselves; conversely, that means the opposite for the highs.

Which means deep down Lister and Rimmer really like the fact that they love each other.

[clippedionianvowels]

Two months ago I spent a whole day hyper focusing on designing a red dwarf bullet journal and today it arrived! :)

[beepbeepdespair]

hearing craig charles on the library radio really hits different when you watched the red dwarf episode where lister is pregnant the other day

[doomed-jester]

The problem with streaming media is that they're not giving me anything I couldn't get for free with the bare minimum effort it takes to find an ✨alternative website✨

I would rather pay €20 for a physical copy of a movie than €15 for access to a streaming service that has that movie in lower quality, subject to my internet speed and whether or not they continue to license that movie.

I bought a copy of Red Dwarf on Blu Ray like 2 years ago and I can watch any episode whenever I want. I can watch it right now. Y'know where I can't watch it anymore? Netflix. Because the cheap bastards wouldn't cough up the dough to keep streaming it. In 10 years I will still have Red Dwarf, and Netflix will have another dozen bland reality shows that no one cares about.

[o-bromio]

Red Dwarf as text posts part 2

(part 1) (part 3) (part 4)

[beej-machinations]

Red Dwarf Text Posts 16/??

[timelydoseoflister]

I’m just gonna drop these red dwarf text posts I made a couple of weeks ago

Now if you smegheads will excuse me I need to hit the hay

[spade-riddles]

Karlie posted about her ice cream flavor that today is THE day (in red text). The flavor is called Karlie Crete. I googled Crete > known for Minoan Civilization > I googled Minoan Civilization >

Dates 3100-1100 BC

Destroyer: A Volcanic Explosion 520,000 Years Ago Dwarfed One That Devastated the Minoan Civilization

🌋🌋🌋

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

[crystalsandbubbletea]

Intro post #3

[Plain text: Intro post #3]

Welcome to the Crystalsandbubbletea blog!

We're a traumagenic system that's endo friendly :3

Info about everyone + Other blogs under the cut

People here:

Rian (Host):

-They/Xe/Ve/Zir/It

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-17

-AuDHD

-Birthday is March 7th

-Text color is the default color

-Therian and furry

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-Emoji signoff is 🧋💎

Rose

-She/Her

-Cisgender

-Apothisexual and Apothiromantic

-15

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-Autistic

-Text color is red

-Emoji signoff is 🌌🌹

Comet

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-19

-Birthday is January 1

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-Text color is blue

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Saturn

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-Biromantic Lesbian

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-17

-Birthday is May 2

-Text color is orange

-Emoji signoff is 🪐✨

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-18

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-ADHD

-Text color is green

-Emoji signoff is 🦇🔥

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-2 (Human years)

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-Emoji signoff is 🍫🐱

-Text color is pink

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-14

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-Biromantic Demisexual

-AuDHD

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-Emoji signoff is 🌙🌠

-Text color is purple

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-Emoji signoff is '🌑☁️'

-We still don't know much about them-

Macula

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-Text color is blue

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-Text color is red

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-25

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Madoka Magica (Note: Rian has only read the manga, xe has not seen the anime yet)

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[freshmangojuice]

Thinking about Kryten’s lifespan and how Lister has spent most of his life with him now, but for Kryten his time on Red Dwarf is a tiny blip on his timeline.

[frie-ice]

Neige LeBlanche here is modelled after Princess Snow White. The red text on his hat says "Someday My Princess Will Come" and his name translates to Snow White in English. Both words were taken from the French language, since 'neige' means 'snow' while 'blanche' means 'white'. Unlike the TWST collages I have done of this series, Neige is a student of Royal Sword Academy than at Night Raven College.

I don't know if I'll do collages for the other RSA students, as I don't know how I'll fit all 14 dwarfs in one collage and there aren't enough images of the Royal Sword Academy's dwarves to do individual collages. There is also a debate on which character that the school's headmaster is based on, some are saying Merlin while another group believe it is Yen Sid. As both Disney wizards are dressed in blue robs and have beards.

Sorry if it looks like a ship collage, due to the nature of the Snow White images I found, but I can reassure you this isn't a ship collage. Just as the collage's title isn't a ship title, I just wanted to reference both characters in the title in a fancy way. Rather than having it something simple like "Snow White & Neige".

This Disney Twisted Wonderland collage is par of a series that showcase the parallel comparisons between the original TWST characters with the classic Disney villain characters (or trademark items) that they are based on upon and inspired from. In which has those Twisted Wonderland characters be seen as the TWST counterparts of those Disney characters. I got the idea for this series after seeing Tumblr posts of the TWST Housewardens and Vice-Housewardens being featured beside the original Disney characters that they represent, and I didn't want to limit myself to the Dorm Heads and overblot victims, but also for the other TWST characters.

[pingo1387]

original text/post

[ID: Two images, each made up of screenshots of both text messages and panels from Dungeon Meshi. The texts feature several typos which have been corrected here.

The first image features Laios suffering from a fever while he tries to sleep. The text next to him reads, "A hey the witch king dumb as shit oooo no man can kill me well ok that just leaves women hobbits dwarf elf ent orc goblin grond warg real big goose. Fell breast turns around he's not expecting it Whap tail whip his ass off a cliff moron ok i sleeping now." A red circle and arrow highlights the phrase "witch king" and points to an image of the lunatic magician Thistle looking angry.

The second image shows Laios again, this time awake and lucid, eating a sandwich. The text next to him reads, "Oh fuck yes garlic bread."

End ID.]