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something quick!! was thinking about how both of them like art
#idk if its easy to understand but#they basically were about to surprise each other with the same thing#south park#sp fanart#scott malkinson#butters stotch#scutters#scott x butters
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I’m just gonna drop these red dwarf text posts I made a couple of weeks ago
Now if you smegheads will excuse me I need to hit the hay
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They’re boyfriends
#my art#south park#south park fanart#fanart#scutters#sp Scutters#South Park Scutters#Scott Malkinson#leopold butters stotch#butters stotch
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Some scutterz!
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the new game is fun :D
#scott malikson#butters stotch#scutters#scott#butters#south park#south park snow day#snow day#stick of truth
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People ship scott with butters quickly forget that butters beat scott for no reason. Scott malkinson deserves better than that asshole
#south park#sp#southconfessionpark#scott malkinson#butters stotch#scutters#butters x scott#sp scott#sp butters#mod clyde post#this happens offscreen at the beginning of going native#for people wondering
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THESE ARE MY FAVORITE ART THAT I MADE OF MY OCS :3333 I LOVE DRAWING MY OCS SO MUCH BUT MICHER AND PETRI????? MY FAVORITES I ABSOLUTELY LOVE MICHER SO MUCH I LOVE MY TWO OCS PIPER AND MICHELLE MAKING IT MICHER MICHER IS MY EVERYTHING MY FAVORITE SHIP OMG IT JUST GIVES ME SO MUCH STANGORY VIBES HELP ME I LOVE MICHER AND STANGORY EGKAOSHELDJDKDHEKISENOWJDOEHDKEJ SCRWMANS AMD EXPLODES/VVVPOS I LOVE SO MANY SHIPS KENMAN DIP STANGORY CARTMARK STYLE REBSTELLA SCUTTERS THERE ARE SO MANY SHIPS I LOVE I LOVE RARE PAIRS I LOVE SHIPS MICHER AND PIPDRI GELWPP RAAHHHH I WPULD DO ANYTHKNG FOR MIXHER I WPULD DRAW SO MUXH MIXHER AND HAVE A MICHER COLLECTION HELWPAOSGEOZBEUZJEHIAHSIEHS
#silly#ocs#kenman#scutters#dip south park#stangory#style south park#rebstella#art#micher#michelle x piper#oc ship#im so silly#gay panic#hellpark oc#depressed mama#bitch ass motherfucker#demon oc#au#idk man#i forgot#i love mitski#them <3#silly billy#silly little guy#im gay as fuck#anywayzzz#i love my boyfriend#i love my girlfriend#oh god what am i doing
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En fin
El día del amor y la amistad
"¿Since when everyone loves me?"
Inspired by a fanfic
Happy late Valentine's day lmfao
#jimmy valmer#clyde donovan#scott malkinson#butters stotch#kyle brovlofski#billy circlovich#pete melman#south park#sp#climmy#jide#scutters#kyott#stary#stenny#stan marsh#gary harrison#kenny mccormick#tweek tweak#tweek x all lmao#sp jason#sp douglas#sp brimmy#jason white#stan x stan lol#my art#sp clyde#sp jimmy#sp pete#sp billy
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Lol
Uh-Oh, Clyde what are you looking at like that?
(Tw: cringe lololol
#sp#sp fanart#sp climmy#sp jide#sp clymmy#climmy#jide#clymmy#sp scutters#scutters#jimmy x clyde#scott x butters#clyde x jimmy#butters x clyde#sp ships#ships#south park#jimmy valmer#clyde donovan#craig tucker#scott malkinson#butters stotch#southpark butters#sp jimmy#sp clyde#sp scott#sp butters#sp craig#gay#my art
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I love SCUTTERS <33
#southpark#silly#art#southpark butters#butters stotch#scott malkinson#sp fandom#sp fanart#scutters#yaoi
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Them 🥺
#mod yoshi art#south park#sp butters#sp scott#scott x new kid x butters#scott malkinson#butters x new kid#butters leopold stotch#leopold butters stotch#new kid sp#new kid south park#new kid x butters#new kid x scott#scott x new kid#sp scutters#scutters#south park fanart
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artblock is kicking my ass !!! have a sketch comp yappeii
#south park#south park fanart#fanart#sp fanart#kenny mccormick#butters stotch#scott malkinson#craig tucker#tweek tweak#creek#tweek x craig#scutters#scott x butters
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I was gunna shade and finish this but it was so many layers already so I’m calling it
#skip draws#south park#sp bunny#sp clutters#sp bratters#sp scutters#butters stotch#kenny mccormick#bradley gay camp#what is his last name fr#clyde donovan#scott malkinson#bradley (cartman sucks)
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Scutters??
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drew this scene from my fic! dw guys they’re happy
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Jasper's Barely-Hinged Discord Scorpion Rant
Alright, context, I started this rant because I was mad about how the tlincallis (of Dungeons and Dragons second and fifth edition) were designed and handled. I put my foot down at the point where they were reported to have eggs. No, I refuse to accept this.
PLEASE NOTE! While I will not be showing any actual images of real-life scorpions, there will be drawings of them and drawings of fantasy and sci-fi characters inspired by scorpions. Some of them are even weirder-looking than actual scorpions. Fellow arachnophobes, continue at your own risk.
We are also going to be talking about scorpion sex in the context of how they mate and launch babies out. This is my second Tumblr post on the subject and I'm afraid that this might become a repeating pattern. Everyone on Tumblr thinks I'm the scorpion person now.
With that said, have this barely-edited compilation of my feral Discord messages on the subject.
You can tell someone who doesn’t know a lot about scorpions wrote the lore for the tlincallis because there’s a heavy emphasis on egg-laying for their reproduction. Meanwhile, scorpions are one of the only arachnids that give live birth.
I’m not expecting WOTC writers to watch videos of scorpions molting or launching baby missiles over and over again, but I am expecting them to at least skim the Wikipedia article, ya know? I understand that I’m Scorpion Research Georg, but still.
Scorpions fuck weird. Both “sexes” have the same thing - an orfice known as the genital operculum (plural: genital opercula). In order to reproduce, the male will drop a sperm packet on the ground and “dance” with the female to lead her over it. If she’s game, she’ll squat and just kind of vacuum it up into her genital operculum. This is followed by what is called a “mating plug” to keep the sperm inside. The two scorpions will then split away from each other, because scorpions don’t believe in cuddles and aftercare.
Then we get to the actual birth. Or as I like to call it, the Fedex packages.
A scorpion will give birth to between 3 and 100 young, depending on the species - though notably, the size of the scorpion does not impact the number of babies they can have.
The babies are folded up very nicely inside of the mother, and when she gives birth to them, they launch out like little missiles into her waiting pedipalps and front legs, unfold, and then climb onto or are placed onto her back while their next sibling is launched. A mother scorpion is actually a super good parent, and the entire brood will attach to her with little suckers on their tarsi, because they can’t eat or sting yet.
Depending on the species, it will take between 5 and 25 days for them to undergo their first molt - in unison as a brood, taking between 6 and 8 hours - and reach the juvenile stage. Juveniles resemble small versions of the adults and can eat and sting, though they’re still soft and unpigmented. They’ll leave the mother’s back to explore in safety, but then scurry back to her if there’s danger around. Once their carapace hardens and gains color, they can start hunting on their own and will often leave their mother.
A scorpion will undergo an average of 6 molts to reach full adulthood, which, depending on the species, can take between 6 months and nearly 7 years. The average lifespan depends on the species, with some living up to 25 years.
Re: the biological terms I used, here’s a picture and explanation from the Wikipedia article:
1 = Cephalothorax or Prosoma; 2 = Preabdomen or Mesosoma; 3 = Tail or Metasoma; 4 = Claws or Pedipalps; 5 = Legs; 6 = Mouth parts or Chelicerae; 7 = Pincers or Chelae; 8 = Moveable claw or Tarsus; 9 = Fixed claw or Manus; 10 = Stinger or Aculeus; 11 = Telson (anus in previous joint); 12 = Opening of book lungs
Post-coitus cannibalism has never been reliably reported in scorpions.
Scorpions are also kinky fuckers but no one’s ready for that conversation.
So, I will give this much to WOTC writers regarding the tlincallis - most species of scorpions do actively hunt their prey. (Though there are several species that are just sit-and-wait predators.) They are also opportunistic hunters, eating primarily invertebrates but occasionally also going for things like lizards, snakes, and small mammals, though scorpions with larger claws will also go after earthworms and mollusks.
What I will not give them credit for is the method of hunting. A scorpion’s primary hunting tool is its claws. Only large and aggressive prey is given a sting - the method of death is still typically via claw, even in that case.
They also don’t chew. They rip off pieces of their prey and put those pieces in a pre-oral cavity, which uses digestive juices from the gut to start the digestion process. Once it’s liquid enough, it gets sucked right into the gut. Any indigestible matter is ejected at this stage.
They do have an anus separate from the genital operculum, and it runs up into the tail. Scorpions will eat a large amount of food in one meal, and when this is combined with their low metabolic rate and relatively inactive lifestyle, it means that they can survive for 6 to 12 months without starvation.
So no, Wizards Of The Coast, a band of scorpion people would NOT be migratory by compulsion, even if they were aggressive.
And yeah, scorpions are mainly found in deserts, but that’s so limiting. They’ve adapted to nearly every sort of biome and appear all across the world, except in Antartica. So you can literally put them anywhere.
The scorpion is found in Greek mythology (Artemis or Gaia sending it to kill Orion) along with in a page of the Anglo-Saxon Herbal.
Despite the scorpion’s usage in myths, stories, and weapons of war, very few of them are actually capable of killing a human (barring allergy). 25 species out of more than 2,500 have venom deadly to humans. Most of, if not all of these, belong to the family Buthidae, which is the largest family.
Now it’s time for “Jasper analyzes scorpions from different media”! I’ve already dragged the tlincalli for filth, so we’ll pivot to look at another WOTC media: Magic The Gathering.
Scorpions don’t get a lot of rep. At best, they appear as one-off cards. However. Thanks to vising two primarily-desert planes (Amonkhet and the Vorthos-panned Thunder Junction), we have some Guys.
We’ll start with the Scorpion God of Amonkhet. This guy did not used to look like this, but once Nicol Bolas got all up in everybody’s business, he twisted the Scorpion God, Locust God, and Scarab God into giant monstrosities and erased knowledge of their names, even from themselves, and then used them to “harvest” the mortals he had been cultivating to create an undead army. The Scorpion God killed the gods Rhonas, Oketra, and Kefnet, before finally being killed by Hazoret and a group of rebelling mortals.
He is notably the only one of the “twisted” gods to have been killed – the Locust and Scarab Gods both survived, as did Hazoret, and all three defended Amonkhet later from New Phyrexia getting all up in everyone’s business.
(Re: that third artwork, why is he kinda...)
Meanwhile, on Thunder Junction...
Oh, Thunder Junction. If not for the fact that no one in the design and writing department could agree on and work together to determine the right approach to Western tropes, you could have been interesting.
Having said that, the scorpion dragons? Not native to there. Instead, they’re from Gastal, a plane that was mentioned one (1) time back in the day. I’m willing to overlook some questions about these blokes for the sake of blaming the dragon half on everything I don’t think are scorpion-enough when it comes to these guys.
Now, for my third example... I’m going to preface this with the fact that LEGO’s Legends of Chima theme was a problematic mess in hindsight. I still love it with my entire soul, but it was a fucking nightmare.
But within that is the Scorpion Tribe, what is possibly my favorite current example of what you can do with scorpions in a (science-)fantasy setting.
The Scorpions were accidentally evolved with the magic MacGuffin of the series (Chi) thanks to some foolishness going on, and they were the antagonists of season two (or rather, wave two, as they were technically the latter half of season one and the beginning of season two). They’re led by a king, Scorm, and a general, Scolder. And yes, they all stick to the Sc- naming theme, with one exception from the online game.
So, how do you create an anthro Scorpion Lego figure? Like this, of course!
Now, something interesting to note is that because the Chi was not safely introduced to these guys, some of them didn’t “evolve” all the way and still have a scorpion lower body, like a weird centaur. Meet Scutter, posterchild for this, even though his brother Scrug speed-“evolved” to humanoid form.
Something interesting to note is just how flexible and catlike the tails of these Scorpions are. They can flick around and even hold things when curled up.
Another fun thing about Chima is that they don’t put my boys in the desert. Instead, they live in caves in a very hostile jungle. I’m so proud of them.
Analyzing the venom of these guys, though...
Scorpion God = full of god-killing venom
Akul = a "dark curse" that's basically fantasy tuberculosis
Scorpions from Chima = hypnosis mind-control agent that wears off fairly quickly
(Preface for this section: These were random additions that I sent a while later, with little connection to each other.)
Scorpion dads do tend to be deadbeats, but a scorpion mom figure? I would chew that right up.
Re: molting, it is a long, long process, even for something as small as a scorpion. So the bigger they are, the longer it's probably gonna take. It requires a lot of calorie-loading beforehand and can be predicted based on “air pockets” that appear at the sides of the exoskeleton, to give them wiggle room. Scorpions are soft for several days after molting and avoid eating anything until they harden back up.
And did I mention that scorpions glow under ultraviolet light?
So...yeah! Scorpions are so fucking cool, and this is just an overview! This isn't even getting into any particular species! There's just so much to explore in terms of scorpions in fantasy settings, so seeing them reduced to Desert Bad Guy over and over again annoys me.
Put these animals into some situations.
#jasper post#scorpions#animals#long post#legends of chima#lego legends of chima#magic the gathering#dungeons and dragons#tlincalli#the scorpion god#akul#akul the unrepentant#stingerback terror#magda#magda the hoardmaster#scorm#loc scorm#scutter#loc scutter
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