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TWOIAF/Fire & Blood: The Finale of Maegor's War With The Faith

Warning, Spoilers Ahead...

43 AC has begun and the High Septon isn’t done sending his followers to a pointless, painful death. The Poor Fellows, or Stars, continue to haunt “the roads and wild places of the Reach, the Trident, and the Vale”, “falling upon travelers and swarming over towns, villages, and poorly defended castles, slaying the king’s loyalists wherever they found them”.

Ser Horys Hill survived the battle at Great Fork but defeat ruined his reputation and he had few followers left.

Ragged Silas, Septon Moon, and Dennis the Lame emerged as the new leaders of the Poor Fellows but they were no better than outlaws. Poxy Jeyne Poore, one of the most vicious captains of the Poor Fellows, made the woods between King’s Landing and Storm’s End impassable to travelers.

The Warrior’s Sons chose Ser Joffrey Doggett, the Red Dog of the Hills, as their new grand captain. He was determined to restore the order to its former glory. Ser Joffrey set out from Lannisport to seek the blessing of the High Septon, accompanied by a hundred men. By the time Joffrey arrived in Oldtown, his number had increased to two thousand – mostly knights, squires, and freeriders.

Lords and men of faith were gathering men as well, “plotting ways to bring the dragons down”.

Ravens were sent to every corner of the realm, “summoning lords and landed knights of doubtful loyalty” to King’s Landing to swear homage and deliver a child as hostage for their obedience.

The Stars and Sword were outlawed; “membership in either order would henceforth be punishable by death”. The High Septon was commanded to deliver himself to the Red Keep, “to stand trial for high treason.”

What does everyone involved in this nonsense hope to accomplish? More thousands of needless deaths? Maegor took out the initial strikes with minimal effort – and the initial forces vastly outnumbered the current recruits!

The High Septon responded from the Starry Sept, ordering King Maegor to present himself in Oldtown to “beg the forgiveness of the gods for his sins and cruelties”. The High Septon must know that if Maegor arrives in Oldtown, it would be on the back of Balerion. It wouldn’t end well, is all I’m saying.

Many of the Faithful echoed the High Septon’s defiance. Sone pious lords (the smart ones) traveled to King’s Landing, did homage, and presented hostages but more did not, trusting “to their numbers and the strength of their castles to keep them safe”. Because that worked so well for Harrenhal and the Field of Fire?

Maegor must have been in a rare “chill” mode as he let this nonsense fester for half a year. He was having fun building the Red Keep! Maegor – and Visenya – can only remain chill for so long. And they gave the offenders time to back off and seek forgiveness. Like the saying goes, “you can lead a horse to water but you can’t force him to drink. The grace period is over, now its time to end this nonsense,

Visenya brought fire and blood to the Riverlands, in a single night, Vhagar set the seats of House Banetree, House Terrick, House Deddings, House Lychester, and House Wayn aflame. Maegor handled the Westerlands, burning the castles of the Broomes, the Falwells, the Lorches, and other pious lords. Maegor reduced the seat of House Dogget to ash, killing Ser Joffrey’s father, mother, young sister, the sworn swords, serving men, and chattel.

Maegor was in the Westerlands but didn’t stop at Casterly Rock to retrieve his wayward family? No time? No interest? Did Maegor feel his burning of the various Westerlands castles sent a message to Lord Lannister and he didn’t need to make an appearance at the Rock?

Visenya and Maegor then flew to Oldtown. Oldtown had received news of the burnings in the Riverlands and the Westerlands. Thousands fled in the night, fleeing the city gates or boarding ships for distant ports. Thousands more decided to party their last night away: “This is the night for song and sin and drink, for come the morrow, the virtuous and the vile burn together.”

Others gathered in septs and ancient woods to pray they be spared. The “ancient woods” is intriguing. Does Oldtown, the home of the Faith of the Seven, have worshipers of the Old Gods? Did those gathering in the woods feel the new gods were ineffective against the Targaryens, so they tried to gain the favor of the Old Gods out of desperation?

The High Septon railed and thundered at the Starry Sept, calling down “the wroth of the gods upon the Targaryens”. My dude, you’ve been “calling down the wroth” for years! I doubt its going to manifest in the few hours it will take for Balerion and Vhagar to arrive in Oldtown.

The Archmaesters met in conclave at the Citadel. Great idea, time is limited, let’s have a lengthy debate over our options.

Oldtown’s city watch filled sacks with sand and pails with water. Crossbows, scorpions, spitfires, and spear-throwers were hoisted onto the battlements of the city wall.

Two hundred warrior’s sons, led by Ser Morgan Hightower (a younger brother of the Lord of Oldtown), surrounded the Starry Sept to defend the High Septon.

The Hightower’s beacon turned a baleful green as Lord Martyn Hightower called his banners.

Vhagar arrived first at dawn. Balerion arrived just before midday. Visenya and Maegor “found the gates of the city open, the battlements unmanned, and the banners of House Targaryen, House Tyrell, and House Hightower flying side by side atop the city walls.”

Visenya was the first to learn the news – the High Septon had died during the night.

Up next, what – or who – killed the High Septon.

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