#red button

[sheepfilms]

[bigoleshinybutton]

Hello Friends! I am a lovely, and very enticing

BIG

RED

🔴 BUTTON! 🔴

Not to brag or anything but it would be so fun to press me

Go ahead~

You know you want to~

🌈 Endless Possibilities ☁️

What might happen?

There might be an ✨ a d v e n t u r e ✨

(Fair Warning this is in BETA! I have limited possibilities for adventure that will only multiply with time!)

Rules and Things to Know for Participating:

To get started Send an Ask! Press! That! Button!

If you ask Anonymously Please add an Emote that is not currently being used for an Adventure so I can Identify you! (Ex: i press the button -🍄)

Feel free to Continue your Adventure through Asks or through Reblogs by Pressing your Portable Button

I will currently be holding THREE adventures at a time. As I figure out the balance and mechanics and perfect the game I will allow for more adventures simultaneously! I will go down the waiting list in order always!

If I get no response on your adventure for 1 week (7 days) I will END the adventure and let the next person start theirs. Feel free to get back in the waiting list for a new adventure!

All adventures are randomized and I have no control over what happens! If you don't like the way your adventure is going, you can always let me know you would like to ❌ Quit Your Adventure ❌ and get back in line for a New Adventure! I promise it is NOT biased and if I begin to notice it is very unbalanced I will do my best to adjust the scales to make a more fun adventure! (It will likely be unbalanced in the beginning as I figure out how to make the game!! And of course, with rng, there will always be good luck games and bad luck games)

The ONLY time I reroll is if there is a mistake in my wheel that simply doesnt make sense/doesnt fit, in which case I will adjust that immediately and do a respin

In Case of an Update to Rules or Mechanics, I will @ the current Adventurers to let them know!

Current Adventures:

The One with Rabies! #thee0ne-with-rabies

🪿! #🪿 #Duck

Mun-urufu! #Mun-urufu

Waiting List:

Theetherealraphael

Nedyakthefurry

Yes-Im-Youtube-Kids

Trugthony-the-coffee-wizard

Breakdown of Gameplay Mechanics Under the Cut! Updates Will Be Edited in and Posted Separately!

STEP ONE

Press! That! Button! Via Ask! If you choose to be Anonymous add an Emote to Distinguish yourself!

I will currently be holding THREE adventures at a time. As I figure out the balance and mechanics and perfect the game I will allow for more adventures!

STEP TWO

Once Your Adventure has started, use your Portable Button to Continue! Simply reblog or send in via ask (dont forget your emote Anons!)

Feel free to add flair! Enjoy yourself! Write as much or as little as you want! Have fun with it! Dont force yourself to write a lot because someone else did, or a little because someone else did. Your Adventure is personal to YOU and I want it to be an enjoyable experience for YOU

STEP THREE

This is where The Mechanics come in. With each Press of The Button we will roll TWO wheels.

Location Wheel

Random Encounter Wheel

Lets Break it Down:

Location wheel

Inside a Building, until you find an Exit

Inside a Town until you either find The Path out of town or enter a Building (in which case repeat Building rng)

Open World

You may come across a Safe Place. In this space you can not be attacked, so its a good idea to eat some food and heal up.

To Prevent being Stuck in One Location, if you can not find the exit in 5 spins an npc will direct you to it if you like!

Random Encounter

You may Gain Items such as Food or Weapons

You may be Attacked, in which case we switch to our Battle Wheel

You may perform a Completely Pointless and Silly Action

As of right now, the Battle Wheel is entirely RNG/Luck based! I unfortunately have not figured out a way to properly incorporate Weapons, but Food plays an important role! When you begin to collect Damage, our Death Wheel will spin Every Press of The Button.

Eating Food will prevent the Death Wheel from spinning, and even possibly Heal Injuries if you are very lucky!

Beware of Inventory Limit! It varies based on your Items and your Bag Size. At the beginning your Bag Size is TWO, One Per Hand. (Or in the event of Handless Friends, One in Mouth and One Tiny Bag)

Now lets break down our Battle Wheel, our Death Wheel, and our Fainting Wheel

Battle Wheel

You may randomly Run, Evade, Attack, Call for Help, or Faint

With Each Action there is a chance of receiving No Injuries, Mild Injuries, Severe Injuries, Fainting, or Death

As you fight you may collect Damage. Once you have gotten 5 Mild Injuries, 3 Severe Injuries, or 3 Mild Injuries with 2 Severe Injuries, the Death Wheel Starts to Spin

If you Successfully Call for Help, or Faint, The NPC will now roll the Attack Wheel with you. The Attacker will usually focus on the NPC, but there is a chance the NPC will roll to Run Away.

Fainting Wheel

If you Faint in a Battle the mechanics are simple. Do you wake up, or not?

Eating Bad Food can cause Fainting, in which case the wheel will spin automatically but so will the Random Encounters, meaning you may be Attacked while asleep unless you are in a Safe Place

Death Wheel

Once you have Acquired a certain amount of Damage the Death Wheel starts spinning with each Press of The Button

You can prevent this by choosing to Eat, but you can not spin the Attack Wheel while Eating.

[7itch0zero]

[taylorvaughnsaidso]

me: Drake taking back his shade? Drake trying to get that Rep *alleged* track released upon rerecord drop?

also why do i feel like drake is always dropping new albums? am I crazy?

[myotherrideknowssurf]

[arcsin27]

What even is this I have no context of anything at all

WAIT. It’s red button (I think that’s what it’s called?)! I watched moist critikal talk about it, and I just realized I can see the name at the top!

Idk the last character (though it’s got something to do with watching since it’s got 看 in it) but it starts with “little red”

Edit: tried looking it up but it popped up immediately, it’s called like little red year book* or something?? 小红书

Yeah see my phone confirms lmao

Uhh “3 probably million peoples something, something on 小红书” …sold

Edit 2: RED NOTE. THAT MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE LMFAO

[tindome-art]

This is my favourite button of all time. I have wanted to press this many many times over the last half-decade or so. Well, decade.

[annoying--moth]

Silly Game Time: There is a big, red button in front of you with a sign that reads, "Push for a surprise. :) Just be warned, it might not be a good surprise."

Do you push the button?

No I'm not impulsive enough for that. I knowwww I'm boring but you'd better ask my sister if you want a risk-taker. I choose living tyvm

[buthearmeouttho]

( @white-wolf-actually / @buckyofficailbarnes / @official-buckybarnes / @iwasmadetobeasoldier / any of the buckies that want to answer )

:0 button

[wilsonthecrimepossum]

Your honor I did my due diligence when I labeled the button "Do Not Push"

[hop-and-malt]

[tjaylea]

Miami Backyard Natural Stone Pavers An idea for a sizable tropical backyard stone landscaping.

[unhappy-eef]

Sebastian Solace button pin design⁉️

[mylordshesacactus]

Okay, I didn't want to clog up the notes of someone else's post with something tonally different because that's rude, but. I Need to elaborate some more about no-kill vs open-intake shelters because I feel like some people still don't get it.

I'm gonna use an example here: My cat, Nepenthe, came from a small municipal open-intake shelter (I don't use the term "kill shelter" because I think it's obscene and cedes ground to ARA fuckwits for no reason) in an area with a NOTORIOUSLY awful stray cat problem.

She was on the euthanasia list. She was next in line on the euthanasia list.

They would never have been cruel or manipulative enough to say it that baldly, of course, but...I can read. Status was "at rsk", with two days' grace before ticking over into "extreme risk", the red zone. The ones who have had the most time, the most chance, if the shelter ever runs out of cage space.

I have gone the fuck off on people who hear that and immediately assume I will tolerate them bashing or insulting that shelter.

Because here's the thing about Penny. She is my baby, my darling, light of my life, and if I hadn't come along, euthanizing her would have been not only necessary but an ethical obligation.

She was neurotic, traumatized, and unpredictably aggressive--not "I'm bad at feline body language and ignoring her subtle back-off signals" unpredictable, I mean "we showed footage to a professional feline behaviorist and their immediate reaction was 'oh that is NOT normal'" unpredictable. "Actual legitimate psychological problems" unpredictable. The previous three times she had met with potential adopters, she attacked them unprovoked and had to be recaptured by a vet tech wearing a bite sleeve designed for aggressive dogs. She was the textbook definition of unadoptable.

She could not be fostered. There was absolutely no way she could live in a home with small children, or older children, or an elderly person with thin skin, or anyone who would get upset if they were clawed in the face without warning every few days.

Now, here's some math for you, keyboard warrior writing up a condescending screed about how there's Never Any Excuse for euthanizing a healthy animal:

The average length of stay in that shelter, for a healthy cat, was roughly two weeks. Which means, on average, assuming fast turnover, a single cage space in that shelter can save the lives of 24 cats every year.

Penny, when I met her, had been there for 43 days. A month and a half. Three times the average length of stay.

I love her. She has improved my life immeasurably and there is nothing I wouldn't do for her. Her life is not more valuable than the lives of the other 23 cats who might have been saved by the slot she was taking up. Euthanasia, if space had run out, would have been the only ethical option.

(Yes, obviously I DID show up and I DID choose her. But frankly? I was a grad student with a psychology degree, studying to be a therapist, living alone, no plans to have kids, a private room where she wouldn't have to interact with other people or animals, de-facto engaged to a professional animal behaviorist; I was ACTIVELY LOOKING for an edge-case project cat, and could calmly and intelligently articulate my understanding of the seriousness of her behavior and my plan for helping her. You can't count on that happening. I was a fucking unicorn.)

No-kill shelters have the INCREDIBLE luxury of deciding who to save. They have the luxury of having all the time in the world to wait. And in the meantime, what exactly do you think is happening to the other animals? The ones they DON'T pick? The ones there's no room for? Do you think they magically don't need to be surrendered anymore? Does Santa Claus find them a home, perhaps?

You can't reduce the life of an animal to math. Good, ethical no-kill shelters can be wonderful resources--either taking highly-adoptable animals from open-intake shelters to free up space as efficiently as possible, or else taking in behaviorally or medically complicated dogs who need more time to find their perfect match than open-intake shelters can give.

But if you're going to shit on open-intake shelters, you don't get to be a fucking coward about it. So here. Prove how much smarter you are.

You've run out of space. Every cage is full. The cat cannot be fostered. You've filled all your available foster slots with other cats, to buy her time. The "no-kill" shelters are full--they pulled the cats they thought they could save, and the scruffy, psychologically-unsound, adult black domestic shorthair with chronic herpes? Nobody wants her. In this world her unicorn's not coming.

She's had three times as long as every other cat here. You have given her every chance, wrote her a lovely bio, moved other cats to other shelters to keep space open so you didn't have to make this choice; but she mauled someone else today and there's a sweet, cuddly, highly-adoptable tabby with no problem behaviors being checked in right now. If you can't put that new cat somewhere it's going to be euthanized without even being given a chance, even though it is extremely adoptable and would likely find a new home within a week.

You don't have a magic wand. You can't wish a conveniently empty second shelter into existence. Every option has been exhausted.

Look me in the eye, and tell me which one dies.