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[basil-except-writing]

FML FML I THINK MY DARK CHOCO HYPERFIXARIPN IS COMING BACK IM ACTUALLY GONNA KMS DEAR GOD I DONR WANNA GO BACK PLEAEE HOD FUCK

[divinityandfanfics]

“One in Millions”

NEBULA

a/n: this is part 1 :3

blurb: “streamer gojo has millions of fans, and fangirls. when he announced a meet-and-greet, he spotted you in the crowd. eventually, falling in love and approaching you after the event is over.”

PART 2

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ STARRING: GOJO SATORU

WARNINGS: simping , questionable fangirls , swearing

REMINDERS;

☆ super famous streamer gojo

☆ female pronouns used for reader

☆ reader is just an ordinary fan of gojo

☆ like the DSMP, gojo is part of a gamer team named Jujutsu Kaisen

☆ non-curse au

»»————-　♡　————-««

satoru didn’t have a clue on what streaming was,

before his bestfriend, suguru introduced him to it.

he thinks it was kind of smart.

recording without the need to edit it later,

with the only consequence being that you had to perform live.

suguru told satoru and their other friends (megumi, yuji, toge, and ryomen) about it too.

eventually, they all started a gaming group.

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

satoru was a normal streamer.

play games, get paid.

and, it actually pays much more than he first expected.

so he continued.

he didn’t expect people to like watching a stranger play games in front of a camera live,

a very pretty stranger at that..

but if it pays well, it pays well.

at first, he got a couple hundred people watching his streams, due to him being part of the new gamer group.

satoru grew, both to appreciate his fans, and in popularity.

he was now the most popular in their group,

jujutsu kaisen.

the members,

suguru geto,

yuji itadori,

ryomen sukuna,

toge inumaki,

megumi fushiguro,

oh, and him, satoru gojo.

like suguru, satoru had many fans- and fangirls.

but his playful demeanor, and him not being very mature led to suguru getting more simps.

i guess personality does matter.

but, that’s not the point.

satoru still had fangirls, millions of them.

women flocked in his chat, going

--

“omg gojo marry me!!1!1!!1”

“one chance gojo”

“JUST THE TIP GOJO PLSS”

“i would oil up for gojo tbh”

“gojo expand my domain like u did in that one fighting game🙏🏻”

“gojo my glorious gorgeous blue-eyed king”

“GOJO I LOVE YOU SM”

--

he was used to it now.

he was a huge streamer, with a lot of simps.

the weird comments helped fuel his ego,

so he let them be.

he never did any of those boyfriend-experience type stuff, he thinks those are pointless.

suguru and ryomen did BFE, though.

as long as people simp for just his looks, voice or anything he does normally on stream,

he doesn’t need to respond with flirty messages.

so, he just played games that are popular or those that chat recommened him to play.

eventually, he hit 20 million subscribers.

he was filled with joy.

and suguru, catching up at 18.5 mil,

requested they start a meet-and-greet where the group would be up in a stage, answering random questions from fans.

satoru thought about it for a moment, before agreeing.

a meet-and-greet would be fine.

so, the jujutsu kaisen meet-and-greet begins next month.

satoru talked about it on stream, saying the other members will also be there.

everyone was hype,

and people can watch it at home.

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

the time has come.

the time to meet fans in person has.

satoru and the other members went to the meet-and-greet.

the millions of fans were seated infront of the stage, and it filled the entire place.

the first up the stage was megumi, his fans screaming for him.

second, yuji, his fans cheering his name.

third, sukuna, his fans screaming his name.

next, toge, and his fans yelled for him.

then, suguru, and his fans started to yell weird shit at him.

--

1 - “suguru daddy!!”

2 - “babygirl!!”

3 - “SUGURU I LOVE YOUUU!!”

4 - “I WANT HIM!!”

5 - “he’s so hot in person what the fuck”

6 - “girl shut your ass up im tryna record”

7 - “OH MY DAYS SUGURU GETO PLEASE MARRY ME”

8 - “not the full name LMAOO”

9 - “i need him biblically bro”

10 - “what the actual fuck (9’s name)?”

9 - “listen, hear me o─”

11 - “WOO GETOO”

12 - “GETO I LOVE YOUR VOICE!!”

--

and all he does is wink at his audience.

and then, people started to squeal, waiting for satoru gojo himself.

the lights went out, replacing them with bright blue ones.

“whoever designed this wants to fuck gojo.” toge whispered to megumi.

megumi nodded at his comment, looking at satoru who was going to go up the stage.

the moment fans saw satoru’s feet land on the stage, they started making hella noise.

1 - “BITCH RECORD PROPERLY AND STOP SIMPING”

2 - “DADDY’S HOMEE!!”

3 - “gojo!!”

4 - “GOJO KEEP WALKING I’M SO CLOSE”

3 - “motherfucker what the fuck did you just say”

5 - “RAHHH GOJO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH”

6 - “SOMEONE PLAY HIS THEME SONG”

7 - “IS YOU SAY DADDY’S HOMEEE”

6 - “I SAID PLAY IT USHER SINGS IT BETTER”

7 - “FUCK YOU (6’s name)”

8 - “OH MY LORD GOJO I LOVE YOU!!”

9 - “GOJO COME HOME THE KIDS ARE WAITING”

10 - “SOMEONE RECORD THIS FOR ME”

and satoru started to chuckle, reaching the other group members as he strided across the stage.

11 - “OH MY LORD HE LOOKS SO SEXY”

12 - “bro shut the fuck up”

13 - “don’t worry (11’s name) i agree”

“wow satoru, you really got bitches, huh?” sukuna asks.

“well, i mean, you and suguru have more than me.” satoru scoffs, fixing his sunglasses.

“no worries, satoru. you’re still the most popular, remember?” suguru pats his bestfriend on the back.

satoru fakes a pout, avoiding suguru’s gaze.

just then, one of the staffs climb up the stage.

“alright, quiet down everyone!”

“today, we will ask the famous group; Jujutsu Kaisen, some questions!”

“we will give everyone 10 minutes to submit their questions in this box, which will be distributed to each fans!”

“the fellas in the navy blue chairs are megumi’s, in the orange chairs are yuji’s, white chairs are toge’s, red chairs are ryomen’s, black chairs are suguru’s, and lastly, baby blue chairs are satoru’s!”

and the staff start distrubuting the boxes, paper and pens.

and they all start to write down questions.

after the 10 minute timer went off, the staff went to pick up the boxes again.

~~~

“alright, let’s answer some of fushiguro’s!”

the staff with the mic signaled megumi to come closer to the center.

“so, fushiguro,”

“‘who was the man that walked in your room in one of your streams? he seems hot,’ by abby!”

...

“you mean my father?” megumi answered, mic in his hands.

the other group members laughed,

wait,

was his dad really that hot? (yes)

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

“alright, question to gojo!”

and satoru confidently walks over the center.

“‘are you single? you look very attractive’ by melanie!”

“yes, yes. i am very single, and ready to mingle!” satoru winks over at his audience, and they start going crazy.

1 - “REALLYY?? MARRY ME THEN”

2 - “OH MY GOD HE LOOKS SO SEXY”

3 - “oh my fucking god he looks so good”

“hm, next question,”

“‘do you have any specific type, gojo?’ by.. oh! it’s by yuki-senpai!”

“yuki tsukumo, the famous streamer?” satoru asks.

“yes.”

“well, i guess i like girls.. who are kind, and affectionate. those who can support me even if i’m being a quote unquote, ‘little goober.’”

“with a very pleasant face that won’t make me vomit everytime i look at them!” he smiles.

the fans started to cheer, finally knowing satoru’s ideal woman.

“you didn’t have to make it so deep,” suguru let out an airy chuckle as he said that when satoru returns to the group.

“it’s true though.” satoru smirks.

“wow, and i thought you only cared about looks. i’ve been lied to.” suguru fakes a pout.

“blegh, wouldn’t want a pretty woman who only wants me for my money,” satoru chides.

“ehh, fair.”

satoru sat on his comfortable chair, watching the next question, which he assumed was for ryomen.

as satoru was eyeing the audience,

everything was chill,

until

he spotted you.

you were wearing a white t-shirt with a big jacket ontop, with some comfortable leggings on, headphones sat on your shoulders.

your backpack was nuzzled on your back, and you were seated on a baby blue chair.

you looked heavenly.

your pretty, doe eyes focusing on the stage.

your pretty plump, kissable lips.

you were perfect.

it almost made satoru drool.

“whatcha lookin’ at?” suguru spoke, snapping satoru out of his thoughts.

“nothing.” satoru shrugs.

“are you looking at a pretty woman that will possibly use you for your money?” suguru mocks.

“shut up, we don’t even know her yet.”

“so you were looking!” suguru laughs.

“ughh..” satoru takes another glance at you, before facing his friends, attempting to forget about you.

you were just another one of his manic fangirls.

another one of those women that will not hesitate to say the freakiest shit to ever come out of a human mouth.

satoru sighs,

butterflies flying in his stomach as he pictures your appearance in his mind.

he eyes the crowd again, searching for your face.

bingo,

found you.

“who’s that?” he mutters,

unfortunately loud enough for the black-haired fella to hear.

“what’s that, satoruu?” he cheekily said.

satoru gives up, letting suguru lean on his shoulder.

“who are you looking at?” suguru said, his face basically squished with satoru’s.

“that pretty girl right there.” satoru points at you, quickly taking his hand back.

“ooh, she’s pretty.”

“no shit, suguru.”

“well, maybe you should ask for her number? she’s a fan of yours!”

satoru lightens up.

right, you’re a fan!

and you’re sitting on a baby blue chair.

meaning..

you’re a fan of his!

(he was so mesmerized, that he forgot about it.)

“i’ll ask for her number later i guess..” satoru mumbles, pink tinting his cheeks.

“never saw you fall this hard for someone. nor fall in love in general.”

“well then now you have.”

“update me on how it goes later, alright?”

“i hate you, suguru.”

“yeahh, but you weren’t going to ask her if i never told you.”

“shut up.”

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

“now’s your time, satoru.” suguru reminds his blue-eyed friend.

“i know.”

“what? because you were staring at her for the rest of the meet-and-greet?”

“what!? no! i’m not a creep!”

“uh-huhh..”

as the staff told everyone the event is over, but they can talk with their idols for the last time before going home if they want.

you stay seated in your chair, interacting with your phone.

satoru spots another girl seated next to you,

if he were to guess,

that’s probably your friend.

“(y/n)! did you see how gojo winked!? he was soo winking at me!”

“yeah, yeah. keep feeding your delusions, (f/n).”

“hey!” your friend scoffs.

“he’s a famous streamer, there’s a 90% chance he will never like you back.”

“10% is still big.”

“you’re insufferable.”

“c’mon (y/n)! you’re a fan of his too!”

“yeah, but i watch for the gameplay, not to get butterflies from his voice, or looks.”

ah, so you’re different.

you’re not one of those.. people.

you’re a normal fan, who watches for the gameplay.

finally.

satoru couldn’t say the same for your friend, though.

“c’mon (y/n)! let’s go talk to gojo!”

“ughh, fine.”

satoru shared a glance with his bestfriend, signaling you were coming.

suguru looked towards you, and told him to act normal.

satoru didn’t know how to do that, though.

the butterflies were starting to spawn in his stomach.

it almost hurt.

“hi! we’re fans!” he heard your friend speak.

“oh, hello.” he turned his head to the both of you.

he eyed you both, well, mostly you.

“greetings, my friend would like your autograph.” you handed out a notepad, with a pen.

“stop using deep words! it’s not needed!” your friend pointed at you.

“i’m talking to a famous streamer, of course i’m formal about it.”

“meh, i guess you’re right.”

satoru took the things you handed to him, writing his name on the cheap notepad.

“here you go.” he handed them back.

“thank you very much, my friend will definitely hug this all nigh─”

“thanks! thanks gojo!” your friend quickly put a hand on your mouth.

she took the notepad and pen, turning you around to leave.

“see, wasn’t so hard now, was it?” suguru smirked.

“suguru, my stomach hurts.” satoru confessed.

“that’s just the butterflies, ignore them.”

“when am i going to tell her?”

“shit, i completely forgot.”

“suguru!”

“chase after her, now!”

“alright alright─”

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

you and your friend were already outside, you were waiting for your friend as you scrolled on your phone.

you heard the doors open, and you took a glance.

you saw satoru leave, whipping his head left and right,

like he was looking for someone.

he looked at you,

“there you are!”

huh?

he was looking for you?

“oh, uhm, hello?” you said.

“hi─ haha-”

“what do you need?”

“i need to ask you for something!”

you tilted your head in a sign of confusion.

“you─”

...

“your number!”

your eyes widen, was the satoru gojo asking for your number?

“well, do you have your phone with you?” you ask, turning your head to him.

“i─ yeah!”

you opened your hand toward him, signaling for his phone.

he placed it on the palm of your hand.

you put in your number, giving it back to him.

“th─ thank you!”

you heard the bathroom door open, your friend squealing as she opened it.

you turned your head to glance at her, and satoru quickly went inside again.

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

“so, how did it go?” suguru asks.

“good, i got her number.”

“congratulations! you won’t die alone now.”

“suguru! we’re not even together yet!”

“yet.”

“i hate that you’re right..” satoru’s head drops.

“i do want to make her mine. it would’ve been easier if she was one of those fangirls, but i don’t want them, they’re weird and freaky.”

“just shoot your shot, you’ll get there eventually.”

“sigh, you’re right.” satoru looks at his phone, planning to call you later tonight.

LETS GO 🫶🏻 finally done with part 1!!

hope you enjoyed, because part 2 is also done >:)

[thepixarau]

My little review of “Elemental” (spoilers!)

Imma be honest my expectations weren’t insanely high. I wasn’t expecting it to be fantastic but I didn’t think it would be bad (Pixar movies almost never are) so I just went in neutral. I saw it with my friends and before we went in they kept bashing it solely bc of how bad the promos are—and honestly they’re right. The marketing for this movie sucks. Do not let any of it fool you, please watch this film. I guarantee you will end up enjoying it.

Now I know everyone was making fun of the character designs since the first teaser was released. I’ll admit some of the background characters are a little lazy and while the designs could’ve been better, the animation made up for it because holy shit is it beautiful. The visuals are absolutely stunning, and I just love the way the characters move and interact with each other and their environment. I can’t imagine how tough it was to animate all of that, especially when your main protagonist is made of fire and therefore is always moving in some way.

I won’t go too much into the whole interracial relationship/struggles of multicultural families aspect because I feel like other people reviewing this movie can explain it so much better than me, but I gotta say really appreciate the fact Elemental had a romance plot but still focuses on the values and importance of family, especially because in most kids films they choose to solely focus on one or the other. I’m glad media is showcasing familial love but not completely abandoning romantic love either.

I’ve seen a lot of people try and compare this to Zootopia, I guess cuz it takes place in a metropolis city and features a mixed ‘race’ main duo and racism/oppression allegories. Honestly tho a lot of movies do this, it’s not a “rip off” of Zootopia cuz it takes place in a city. In Zootopia the city is a prime focus, it’s almost like it’s own character. The whole point is that it’s a place special to mammals because it’s where dreams can come true, where all animals live in harmony together. It’s a dream home for its main character who has to come to terms with the fact it’s not a perfect place. Elemental isn’t as focused on its location and that’s ok. It’s a sanctuary for Ember’s parents when they first arrive, but overall the story isn’t about the city.

Ok now I’ll get to the part you’re here for; Ember and Wade’s story. Wholehearted truth; I love their dynamic and development so much. I definitely felt like they needed more screentime at first (to me the pacing in general was a little rushed in the beginning, then slowed down towards the middle). Call me a hopeless romantic but I’m just sucker for that forbidden love type shit. I’ve seen people try and call this a Romeo and Juliet romcom but I didn’t personally get that from them. I can see why some might interpret it that way cuz they were hiding it from Ember’s dad, Bernie. But really, I wish we’d stop comparing every forbidden relationship to Romeo & Juliet cuz A. that play is so fucked up and is barely a love story and B. there are a million tales of forbidden love out there, it’s intriguing. It sells well for a reason and if you do it right it makes an amazing story!

Anyway, I really adore their dynamic. It’s so refreshing to see a non-married couple say “I love you” in a Disney movie. It’s a simple yet deep, beautiful expression of one’s feelings, I was not expecting them to go that route but I’m so happy they did. I’m even more happy they kissed (I was trying so hard not to squeal at that part, you don’t even know)

I’ll be going on and on about how cute Ember and Wade are on this blog. I’m super excited to add them to the Pixar AU, can’t WAIT to write all kinds of one shots about them tehe.

Sorry if you were expecting a more deep and profound review, I’m just here expressing my thoughts five hours after leaving the theater. I plan on going to see it again sometime so maybe I’ll have more to say after that.

Overall I definitely recommend giving this one a chance. Don’t listen to critics or dumbasses on tik tok, go see it! For me this movie already has a special place in my heart and I hope you guys will enjoy it as much as I did!

[ihopethisendswell]

watching code lyoko today

I watches Ghost Chasers like an anon recommened me. Holy shit man.

In continuation of that: WHY ARE THESE KIDS CONSTANTLY ALMOST DYING/ GETTING BEAT UP. LIKE HELLO?????

As much as I like this show, the 2000s stuff really hits me in the face sometimes ( the whole " your a girl" type bullshit)

I'm on episode 32, Saint-Valentine's day, and i am going through it. Love triangle squares drama my beloathed. god help me.

[themistymountainscold]

i just watched unthinkable (2010) staring michael sheen, carrie-ann moss and samuel l jackson. i highly recommend it. the film is r18+ and extremely graphic in terms of torture.

talking about it under the cut for anyone interested.

just holy shit. the acting was phenomenal. if i was sitting i'd have been on the edge of my seat.

the only thing i can't get behind in the ending. why have all this lead up, about the bombs, then the secret 4th bomb, yusuf just straight up shooting himself (that scared the absolute shit out of me i was not prepared for that) then for just... the movie to end? what happend to the bombs. did they disable them? did the forth one go off?

but omg i'm deeply attracted to michael sheen guys. i know he was being tortured but bro. fuck he's hot. and he knows it. anyway.

he's a fucking genius. he knows this and he isn't afraid to show it. getting the military and fbi to blow up the mall was brilliant. he's bad and killed 53 people i know. but you can really see how planned out this was. it really unerved me how "prepared" he was for the torture. he would scream and scream and then just "i deserve this, i'm prepared."

and even though he was so fucked up, his family was his only tipping point. whatever happned to him didn't matter. but his kids? bro just shit.

chilling.

also samuel l jackson as h. the licenced torturer. just wow. i don't even have much to say about it. like when he killed yusuf's wife? i audibly gasped.

just wow. i highly recommened it though. it was just wfgshfoukghfiuhgf

[mysicklove]

this is like super random but do you have any advice for starting a thirst / x reader blog like yours? i've always wanted to give it a shot but it seems like SUPER intimidating because i have no idea how to set things up or even start

hmmm idk if im a good person to give advice but lol whatever i will!!

for the basics, i would recommened starting with a masterlist and rules, and you can build on other navigation stuff after that. a pinned post usually draws ppl in, bc its easy to navigate your blog!! and then just find a theme. i did a toga in the beginning and now a hanako theme, bc they are one of my fav characters, but u know there are tonnnnsssssss of themes and u can do whatever u want to! have fun with it 🥳

^ let me know if u need help figuring out how to link things, add colored/special fonts, banners, dividers, ect. i had to figure out through trial and error and that sucked LOL

in the beginning, dont expect to get many notes. if you go into it thinking about notes, you are going to get dissapointed lowkey. just relax, its not that deep, and eventually ppl will find your account with time. dont rush it!! but like i said, dont prioritize notes. i still am struggling with it, and so r other writers. it doesnt define ur writing at all. i had a one sentence post get like 3k notes, and then a 14k fic get like 400. literally notes dont mean shit, tumblr is weird.

also another thing. dont expect to get anons. or at least alot of them. in the beginning i had like no anons and i was lowkey kinda sad about it. but im telling u, as ur blog gets bigger u will get some. its nice to have anons in the beginning, but kinda unlikely. if smaller blogs r seeing this with tons of anons, good for you!! just idk didnt happen to me lol.

moral of those 2 paragraphs: i just dont want u to ever feel bad about notes and interactions. u may see other blogs get tons, but they have been established for alot longer than u. so do not stress about it plssssss. ive seen too many blogs make themselves feel bad because of notes and anons. and including myself, i would get unreasonably sad over something so fucking stupid.

big one: write for urself, not for others !!!!!!! once kinktober is over im bout to write an ungodly amount of hybrid and a/b/o shit, which alot of ppl dont like, but fuck it LOL.

last tip (ig?) walk into ur blog like its ur own space. dont be intimidated. i shit post and say embarrassing ass shit all the time to almost 2.5k people. its ur space, say what u want. i think thats really important. if u do make the blog, have FUN WITH IT !!! dont care what others think, make it ur safe space.

and be my mutual!! i will reblog ur stuff!!

[joshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

Anyway with Origins Plus finally formally announced I would say I am leaning on the range of somewhat disappointed to still weirdly optimistic about it.

Having the entire Game Gear Sonic library added is I think a really good thing without a doubt - based on the trailer at least it is just emulation but honestly I’m fine with that knowing that it would’ve resulted in a way healthier work environment than trying to Taxmanify tons of Game Gear games. Do think it’s kind of sad that we’re not getting the Master System versions of Sonic 1 and 2 and the like since iirc they’re literally just the Game Gear titles with a bigger display? That one’s weird. But anyway the disappointment comes from the fact that if you’re just slapping ROMs in there to begin with, why not throw in the other Genesis titles? Real Spinball and 3D Blast and Mean Bean Machine, or you know how about a Knuckles Chaotix rerelease for the first time ever? I genuinely do not think this is too much to ask especially given that they‘re already using emulation for the Game Gear titles to begin with.

The other big thing is a new playable Amy! That’s actually sick as hell. She doesn’t even seem to be borrowing from her Advance moveset either but rather has a wholly new playstyle, that’s super sick. Given how much she’s all over the marketing for the game despite only appearing in CD otherwise, this was a really obvious move to make. Plus, yeah, it’s something new to add to Origins, which is just a really good selling point to have. Implementing new playable characters is a lot more effort than throwing some ROMs in an emulator, so I’m not quite as disappointed in this scenario, but I do wish we had some more characters. Mighty and Ray almost go without saying since hey they’re finished and playable classic characters with defined movesets that also already exist in the retro engine. And you know, Metal Sonic is also all over the marketing despite only being in CD. It would be cool if he were playable. But yeah no I’m not losing as much sleep on that front because again new characters are a lot more to ask for than ROMs.

And then what else are we doing to justify making an entire separate Plus purchase? Oh, nothing. Well I mean, same nice physical release box with an artbook and shit that I’ll buy because yes. But that seems to be it on new stuff. I guess I can’t complain that much - Mania Plus was just 2 new characters and Encore mode, the latter effectively just a palette swap with like some gameplay changes - but idk it still feels like more could be done to justify the “Plus” part of the title than 1 character and a Game Gear emulator.

But! This is where we circle back to optimism. Because Mania Plus wasn’t just that Plus content - it was also a free upgrade with some visual touchups, bug fixes, and most prominently, an entirely new Metal Sonic boss fight. Do I expect that much from Origins Plus? Not necessarily, but hey if new announcements aside Origins Plus is also just a big patch that irons out lots of the remaining issues Origins still has - maybe makes the in-game menus more consistent, fix some of the Retro engine things leading to like 3&K being too fast or that spring in Metropolis that launches you into spikes in Sonic 2 , or you know just fucking puts Knuckles in CD already - that’d be pretty sick. And if I really wanna dream then use actual fucking Genesis ROMs in classic mode instead of just cropping the screen and also restore 3&K soundtrack please and ty. yk I can take or leave those last 2 things but I do genuinely think just sorting those core issues Origins still has would be enough to make it the definitive way to legally experience these titles on modern hardware*.

But yeah. I’m gonna buy it because physical media my beloved, looking forward to playable Amy as well as actually experiencing the Game Gear titles for pretty much the first time. And hopefully they do clean up the core issues and turn Origins into something that can be easily recommended to new fans.

* okay like yeah the best ways to play these titles are on PC with the various ultimate versions fans have made that I’m blanking on the names for but like Sonic 3 A.I.R. and stuff, but iirc you can really only do that legally if you bought the Genesis titles before they were delisted on Steam, so you’re shit out of luck otherwise. That is unless you want to just illegally download the ROMs lol. Which to be clear, I’m totally okay with - I’ve done that plenty myself, duh. Origins is never going to be the definitive edition when stacked up against good old fashioned emulation and ROM hacks and like that’s fine. But hey having a good version on consoles and shit is nice too, you know?

[likeimhomeagain]

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[danceofillusions]

How tf do I tell my mum that i dont want to lend my sister my old laptop bc its the one I use to do art and I really dont want her going through my stuff

[smallspitefire]

I just got recommenced a b*ckynat post... homophobia at it FINEST

[chaseprice]

she always said how we were so lucky to be able to experience what it’s like to live together before people who are dating NORMALLY ever do and that it enlightened us to what it would be like to live in the same space and if we could actually be together long term, and it worked so i guess my consejos to the public now is hey gays date your roommates lmfao

[gurlbesimpin]

Sexual tendencies (Ray -the butcher- x fem! Reader)

Warnings: smutty themes, fluff, rough handjob (both recieving), PTSD, ray is a DILF, Bloord, mention of violence, use of alcohol, crude humor, sligh degration kink, knife kin, penetration, size kink, vaginal sex, masturbation

Plot summary: you an ray are working together on bringing down a target, the stress overwhelmes you, and you find relief, in ray͜ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

recommened song to listen to whilst reading:https://youtu.be/0GVExpdmoDs

„don’t-„  

Ray mumbled as you finger played around the trigger of your pistol -colt-.

You stood around a corner on a balcony, high in the skies of Seoul. Your target (a rich businessman) was directly across from you at the current moment. So ray, commanding you NOT to take the kill, was confusing to you. As you looked over to him, he was preparing his decend down a ladder, down to the small building that connected the two large city houses to each other.  

((For clarification, it one o the „fire escape“ balconies that have long ladders and/or stairs leading to the lower floor, or ground. ))

„ra-„

„we’re taking him up close“

Ray’s words harsh and nearly him barking a random command, you oblidged. Climbing down the ladder a few seconds after him, you feet quietly reach the concrete ground of the roof belong g to the building that, *still* connected the two buildings. As you reached the ground, within a second you felt ray’s tight grip around you wrist, pulling you behind him.  

„we don’t have all time in the world y/n—“

Pulling you through halls and rooms, always keeping an eye open for potential threats-

What after feels like a marathon of running through halls after halls, ray comes to a stop Infront of a large metal door.  

„Ray wh-„

„God, just shut up for one second- You really are the worst at this-„

He muttered as he leant close to the door, listening for any loud and distracting commotion. His deep brown eyes fixated on the door handle, ready to slam it open, and just get his job over with-  

„grab the colt-„

Ray demanded, as you followed his harsh sounding instructions. Ray seemed deep in thought, as you admired his handsome features. You were kinda just coworkers, nothing else. But you didn’tknowz that he was fully aware of your obsession with him. He kept I one of his dirty little secrets he was aware of, but he couldn’thelp bunfind I pathetic, desperate but also adorable from you. And even in a situation like this, he realized your fantasizing gaze towards him. You were snapped out of it by one of his strong hands, patting your shoulder.  

„y/n , get your shit together, I’ll open the door wh…„

His continues rambling just distracted you once again, shit you HAD to concentrate-

„got it?“

You nodded, even if you didnt listen to half of his long speech. As the heavy door was ripped open, ray was the firstto emrr, his 35M rifle rightly gripped, aimed practically as loud bang spread around, echoing in the entire street. You being bloodthirsty, quickly joined in the action, watching as ray effortlessly took down random security guards, was admirable.  

Just ray switching between his 35M rifle and daggerz showed how experienced he was in this field.

„uh- ray-?“

As ray turned around slowly, gave you an ironic smile, one of the deceaced bodyguard got up again, presuminbly he wasnt killed instantly. But your colt launching a bullet between his eyes, certainly did. Ray seemed unbothered, just looked down at the now-dead man, an back to you. „hmm?“

„werent we after this jusoon-jung guy?“

Ray huffed, before wiping away some blood on his tattooed neck, and face.

„y-yeah, this was a pr-„

Ray couldn’tfinish his raspy words, as his phone rang.  

„Fucking god-„

„what-?“

Ray said, sounding frustrated and somewhat grumpy as he carefully listened to what the person on the other side, had to say to him. As he rambled again, he began to wise off some blood from his zebra-design-jacket, seeming upset about what the other person had to say.

-time skip-

You sat on the armchair of the hotel room your „employer“ booked for the two of you. Ray made i evidently clear that HE will sleep on the king sized bed. He didn’t say It, rather just shooed you off.

You were wrapping bandages around a deep large cut in your left arm.

„you alright over there?“

Ray asked, taking a large gulp from his bottle of vodka.

„never felt better“

Ray chuckled, looking over to you tending to your wounds. You tried not to look at him , first of all, he wasn’t wearing a shirt- and then, you just embarrassed yourself.

-flashback-

The black suited man, pressed you against a wall, pistol resting on your forehead. His deep gaze in to your eyes,you could see your own reflection. „Who sent you-?“ you shrugged your shoulders.

„I could kill you any fucking second, y’know that right?“

„I’m fully aware, go ahead. Make It quick“

„why should I?“

The man, grabbed a dagger, An you took the free dance to kick him, rig where it hurts most,  

He crashed against the wall beside you. As you stood in front o him, holding your pistol to his forrad, you felt like the queen o‘ the world. Your moment of triumwas short, he drove his dagger deep into your arm. Letting go of the pistol, and shouting out in pain, you crash to your knees, quick fumbling around, trying to grab your pistol but it slipped out onypur hand multiple times, due to your extreme blood loss.

Ray hastely entered the room, slightly chuckling at the scene before him.

As you finally got ahold of your blood covered pistol, ray had already taken the man down.  

-flashback end-

„never felt better hmmm?“ he asked, a little curious and confused.

You chuckled at his slightly confused sounding words. „Sure“

The following minutes were silent, as you continued to tend to your STILL harshly bleeding wounds-

„C’mere“ ray said quietly, directly staring at you. Again, you tried to ignore this-

„here. Now-„Ray added, his tone deeper and more demanding, so you did as he stated.

„Take a seat-„He murmed, helping you sit down on the bed, directly beside him.

„so…?“ you asked curiously, but instead of answering, he just handed you the bottle of vodka.

You looked down at the bottle, still not daring to look at him- you just took a small sip of the alcoholic beverage. You couldn’t see it, but you were damn sure he was staring at you, with his chocolate brown eyes and messy black hair… his defied jaw clenched as sweat dripped from his tattoed skin…

„show me- your wound“

He mumbled, looking down at your arm, you nodded as you carefully, took off your jacket, revealing the bandage covering the wound.  

„ohh-„ he seemed calm as his large hands caressed the skin around your wound, he was looking a you, but your eyes were focussed on his hands.  

„look at me y/n—“

You sighed, slowly directing your gaze towards his. His facial expression seemed serious, staring deep into your eyes. He realized the strong redness in you cheeks, and couldn’t hold back laughter.

„look at you, blushing so hard for me?“ he chuckled, patting your arm slightly, as his ote hand was wrapped around your waist. Gently caressing the skin that was exposed from your crop-top.  

„I-„  

Your words were stuck in your throat, an so was the air entering you lugs as you felt his lips slamming against yours. His hands, now roaming your body as you began grinding against the mattress underneath you. He hummed low in approval as he pushed you down on the mattress, he pinned you down so you laid on your back, him above you.  

But as sudden as the kiss was, so was the sudden sharp feeling against the inside of your thigh. You tried to look down, but he pressed your head back down.  

„so desperate hmm?“

His voice low an raspy, sending shivers down your spine as the feeling on the inside o you thigh continued, „you love how it feels, don’t you?“ you quickly nodded, trying you best not to make any sexual sounds. As the sharp feeling wandered up your chest, you quickly realized what it was, a knife.

Ray smirked at your eyes wide in shock, „you loved it just a minute ago“

He said with a hint of seduction in his voice, as you feel something roaming the inside of your thigh again, this time it was his hand however. And his tight grip allover, made you suppress a few moans-

As quickly as he grabbed the knife, he threw it across the room, using that hand to pin your hands above your head. His other hand roaming around the inside of your thighs. Carefully studying each reaction, he removes his hand, from pinning yours above your head.  

Using both of his hands, to pull down your jeans, then your undies. Revealing your soaking cunt.

“mhmm already wet for me? I barely touched you-”

He cooed, his hands in between your thighs, spreading them a bit. He hummed low as your could see the tent in his trousers growing. Your cheeks were still red as he crawled back on top of you, his lips spreading rough kisses along your neck. Silent moans escaped your plump lips, and they grew louder as his fingers began to play around your soaking folds-

“f-fuck”  

You whined as his fingers began to rub slow circles around your sensitive bud. One of your shaking hands, rested on his shoulder, the other was roaming his defined bare chest, slowly nearing his visible buldge in his trousers.  

“fuck r-ray- d-daddy"

The extra name accidentally slipped out, but he didn’t seem to mind.

“daddy hmm? Didn't know that my little pathetic slut liked that”  

He murmed, slightly biting down on the sensitive skin of your neck.  

His movement on your clit sped up, making you throw your head back, letting out a slur of words. This was probably a brief warning of your upcoming orgasm, and ray swam in it. As your hands reached his buldge, he groaned onto your neck, as his free hand pullet his trousers and shorts down under his ass. Revealing his raging boner. You gasped, making him chuckle a little.  

As his movements on your bud sped up again, you slowly started to jerk him off with your soft, shaking hand. He rewarded you with a deep groan as he bit down onto your skin again, liking over the spot on your neck. Both of your movements continued as you felt your orgasm approach way to quickly.  

“i- I'm c-”

Before you could finish your words-

Ray pulled his hand away, leaving you whining for his addictive touch.  

“ra-”

He pulled your hand off his dick, pinning both of them above your head again.  

You looked at him like you were drunk from the pleasure he gave you, as he lined his dick up with your soaking entrance.  

“ready-?” he whispered into your ear as he moved his face above yours, his forehead leaning agaist yours. You nodded, quickly adding:

“just take it slow fi-”

Before you could finish, he already slowly began to enter you. His grip on your pinned hands, tightening.

You squeezed your eyes shut again, your legs shaking as he finally bottomed out.  

As you reopened your eyes, the sight before you-- made your cunt squeeze around his dick.  

A slight droopy smirk and his eyes squeezed shut, trying to supress his groans made his cheeks bright red. One of his hands still pinning yours above your head, the other resting between your thights, keeping them spread.  

“m-move”

You whined, making him pull out, and roughly re-enter you, before pulling out again, and roughly re-entering you again. Then again, and again.

As he heard suppressed cries from you, he quickly opened his eyes. Seeing you covered in tears.

“y/n-?”

“i- it’s okay- just hurts”

You mumbled, making him scrunch his eyebrows. He was a rough kinda guy- passionate sex just wasn’t his thing- and It was hard for him so show passion or empathy in general, but this may be the first time he did-

“i’m sorry-”

He murmed, internally cringing at his words. You smiled and told him that it was alright, just to take it slower. You weren’t a virgin, but he wasn’t small. No. You just needed a minute to adjust to his size.

He took your statement, and began to slowly thrust in, and out of you.  

His thick cock slowly fucking you, gave you enough time to adjust to him, replacing the pain with pleasure. Your moans of his name was like music to his ears, making him move his hand from your thigh, to your sensitive clit. Slowly rubbing it. The combination of both sensations sending you towards your orgasm at a rapid pace.  

“f-fuck daddy- ha-harder"

You nearly screamed, giving him more confidence in his thrusts. He oblidged and began his original pace, roughly fucking you into the mattress, making the wooden bedframe squeak.

“wet tight- pathetic little slut hmm?”

He groaned, his pace speeding up a bit again. This time, it wasn’t painful. It was extremley pleasurable. His quick, rough trust with his still-slow movements on your clit, sending you over the edge.

Your orgasm was mere seconds away. And ray knew, he could feel it.  

He finally freed your hands, using his now free hand to cup your cheek with it.

“c-come for me”

He groaned, trying his hardest not to come before you.

“c-come on whore- come for me”

You wrapped your arms around his shoulders, tightly gripping his short black-messy hair as he continued both of his movements.  

After a few more thrusts, an unreal feeling of pleasure shot through your body. You screamed his name as your orgasm washed over you. Your toes curled and ankles turned white.  

After fucking you through your orgasm, his pace sped up, and his thrusts became sporadic.  

He slurred some curse words as his release was close, after a few more single thrusts-

He pulled out, quickly jerking himself off. With a loud groan, he released on your chest.

He crashed on the bed beside you, as both of you just sat there- coming down from your highs.

“fucking hell-”

You mumbled. Granting a laugh from ray.  

“shot?”

He asked, You were confused as your turned your gaze towards him, he had grabbed the two little shot glasses from the table, and poured some of his vodka in both.

“sure-”

[blorbosexterminator]

You wouldn't happen to have any good berlermo fics recommendations? 👀

Absolutely!

Since you haven't specified anything about what you're particularly looking for, I'll just rec my personal favorites. Those are the ones that I personally think are most in character and/or explore themes I'm most interested in either in general or specifically regarding berlermo.

Dies Irae by Rocinan. Easily one of my favourite stories of all time, not just for berlermo and not just in fanfiction. It's a tragedy through and through, classic dark fairy tale elements, magical realism, perfect characterization for both Andrés and Martín. Generally, an incredibly beautiful and heartfelt story. (And it comes with its own painkiller, a happy au of the au to soften the blow of the ending.)

Substitution by Rocinan. Again, generally one of my favorite stories in all senses. It's got everything I generally find most fascinating. A very dark look into Martín's mind and what he's capable of, Identity horror, men (Martín specifically) playing God-in the most horrific but fascinating way possible, obsessive destructive (self and otherwise) love, men falling into a pit of madness, and horrible, horrible people actually getting a happy ending where they do get what they did all of this terrible shit to get and aren't "punished" by the narrative. Honestly, one of the most original pieces of fiction I've had the delight to read.) (Out of fairness, I'll "try" not to recommened more Rocinan stories below, but do yourself a favor and check her full list of fics, a simply brilliant author with a full palette ranging from gut-wrenching tragedies, to chiling horrors, to absolutely hilarious comedies, you'll definitely find something that will match your taste.)

E sará bello morire insieme by Alley. It's in italian and unfortuantely I don't speak it, so I did actually read this several times through machine translation, and that should tell you something about how much I love this story. Somehow, it's still incredibly beautifully written, just stunning prose, even after the butchering machine translation so I can't imagine how beautiful it would be in its original Italian. Anyway, it's one of the best character studies of Andrés and his relationship with Martín through his side in the entire fandom. It cuts to the core of the berlermo dynamic, is very bittersweet and subtle and beautifully angsty throughout.

Prima di chiudere gli occhi by Alley. Same thing with the language. It's beautiful in the exact same way but has the added benfit of embodying, more than any other fic, what I exactly wanted to happen in season 5. It puts up front Martín's relationship with Sergio, very beautifully and maturely explored, which is something I very much appreciate because that dynamic is not only one of my personal favorites, but also what I genuienly believe is Martín's most important relationship in the current timeline and I'll never forgive the show for disregarding that amongst the hundred important things it forgot about, and also a because is honestly rare in the fandom....and when it IS there, it's just explored in a way that I don't find faithful to either character nor accurate, nor particularly interesting.

And when I die I want him lying by my side by Klembek. It's a very short death scene that intersects Andrés' death with Martín's in a very stunning, poetic and original way, and definitely plays to what I have hoped for Martín's end since I first laid eyes on him lol.

Apotheosis by SignorinaAnarchia. You can probably tell by now that I deeply enjoy explorations of the darker sides of Martín's madness and absolutely in love with stories that just go full on, 100% on that. Martín here is terribly insane, completely amoral, have no limits, and it's fucking beautiful. It's not finished yet but it's definitely one of my favorite Mint Heist AU. Neither him nor Andrés have a shred of sanity here and I love it.

Flowers for Bellerophon by Sherwoodfox. Very beautiful and angsty (with happy ending) story that specifically hits my button with the explorations of Martín's and Andrés' (but mainly Martín's) mutual obsession with the fact that there is no one out there that is their equal other than each other, their god-complex at its heighest and to me, essentially what their relationship is about. It's also one of the very few stories that actually managed to make Martín come across as sympathetic without altering his personality, deluting/excusing the terrible way he treats and thinks about other people (oh he's only doing that because he's so hurt and no one treated him right uwu gay baby and this sort of thing), explores how Martín's alienation is very much self-imposed and due to his own way of thinking and egotism and thinking everyone else is beneath him while also being very self-destrutuctive. Has very memorable moments as well.

And just because I can't help myself, I'll end with Sancho Panza by Rocinan. Probably one of the most, if not the most mature look into both Andrés and Martín individually and their dynamic. Incredibly beautiful and works as a stunning and incredibly accurate and in character character studies, boils down berlermo to their essentials and core in a such short but RICH piece! (still waiting for the sequel by the way 👀👀)

I hope you enjoy reading them! (would love to hear what you think after as well.) There are many others and the authors mentioned here (that have other works) are generally my favorites and have other things that I love but didn't name here to not elongate the list, but definitely make sure to check them!

[browniefox]

Oh man, it has been SO damn long since I've read Witch Hat Atelier! I have no clue how online shipping works so I'd been reading on a website but they didn't update for so long I forgot about it. Shit, I gotta go reread it now, it was so good. You know a place or do you buy the books?

My sister checked out all the books the library had available and put them where I usually sit in an attempt to get me to read them and finally I relented lol. I did read the most recent, like, ten chapters online? I just googled manga free online like a million sketchy sights popped up. I think I used manga1st.org? I used to use mangareader. I mean, they're all so sus but also that's the price of piracy.

And it's waaaay good. If anybody wants to read a story about magic, morality, good teacher-student relationships, and compelling backstories, highly recommen witch hat atelier. And, as of yet, I'm proud to say there's very little of the typical manga/anime bullshit/fanservice! Most of the main characters are children, and they're not sexualized or anything - in fact, a pervy character was very harshly punished. It's refreshing.

[bestie-enthusiast]

lol i got my covid shot YESTERDAY and my dad is making me do *his* fucking dishes from the past week + todays dishes despite the fact that i feel like shit have a useless left arm.

he says I can "have a little time" before i do the dishes but like... bitch?!? getting an extra 30 minutes to hype myself up for a task thats gonna hurt like shit since ive already taken more then the recommened dose of pain killers today and they've done nothing is not going to do anything???

im just so fucking done.

[jinkicake]

this isn't ment to shame people cause you like what you like and have no control over that 🥳. i just wanna share what the breast milk convo reminded me of. you ever get recommened those really outrageous story time animations on yt. i found one of some 16 year old who only drinks breastmilk instead of real milk. i- i don't know what do after that. it's like 1am and i should be studying but here i am thinking about titty juice.

anon what,,,, HUH LMFAOOO I don’t....

 a 16-year-old?! WHO is going to tell them that titty milk is only for babies like it does nothing for older ages (。ヘ°) this shit got me so weak TTT