smallspitefire
and i have to live with that
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minor | bi | they/hera side blog for my anti tony feelings!icon by strspidey i know that spitfire doesn’t have an e in it, but it’s supposed to be like smallspite(ful)spitfire
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smallspitefire · 4 years ago
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Why do they have like 5,000 deleted scenes featuring tony but not one (1) scene that features Steve and Bucky having a conversation?
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smallspitefire · 4 years ago
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Hullo!! Sorry to bother you, but I was wondering who/what your icon is? My glasses broke and it just looks like colors at this point lol thanks for your time, have a good day!
hey! my icon is from that scene in endgame when scott gets his taco blown in his face sndjd. have a good day/night!
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smallspitefire · 4 years ago
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Ok but like imagine civil war from peters perspective, youre 14, post some vids of yourself doing some sick flips, a few months later Elon musk shows up and your house and coerces you into flying to another country to pick a physical fight with his coworkers
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smallspitefire · 4 years ago
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Oh, I can and will.
Tony would start a new branch in his company to produce desinfectant, except that he'd sell one bottle for 50 dollars because its a Stark product and so much better than any of the others.
He'd spend the whole time on a yacht in the pacific, having his food, staff and play girls brought in via helicopter.
He'd donate 500 ventilators to the hospitals in New York, you know, just about enough to say that he used his enormous wealth for something but not enough for it to be an actual effort.
And then, he'd get special permission from the government, using his lobby ties, to be the first company in the country to open up and start production again, just so he can get a headstart on the competition, no matter how many lives he endangers.
Because Tony Stark's just like any other billionaire out there. Sits on a mountain of money, using it to make more money, and now and again goes "yeah, i guess i can donate a couple thousand for this charity". He's one of the richest people in the world and instead of looking at what he has done, we should look at what he hasn't.
I love how op tags that steaming pile of garbage "character analysis" and then delivers this. Honey, I'm glad I'm not your english teacher, but an F is all I can do, they didn't have a lower grade. Sorry.
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smallspitefire · 4 years ago
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not to do this AGAIN but captain america civil war gave us like... a solid 45 mins of tony backstory and him dealing with it. it gave us ZERO of that for cap. when it’s his movie. and every night i go to bed pissed the fuck off about that and about how a large part of the reason for that is rdj’s talentless greedy ass.
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smallspitefire · 4 years ago
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smallspitefire · 4 years ago
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reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.
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smallspitefire · 5 years ago
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sorry for bringing in four year old discourse into your inbox but this quarantine has gotten me so bored im rewatching cacw and the part where those ppl bring up new york and washington as why the avengers shouldnt be running around doing their own thing and tony and half the avengers agree like??? how does that make a single lick of sense like yes they should have totally let project insight happen and killed off 20 mil ppl how dare steve the criminal stop that >:( cw shldnt have happened
ok but LITERALLY. the govt is literally the bad guys of the mcu, & when the water got to hot they tried to gaslight the public into hating the avengers. the avengers were the scapegoat.
-when the chitauri invaded, the world council wanted to NUKE nyc. without the avengers, the entire city and all of its inhabitants would have been blown up.
-the us govt RECRUITED nazis, which allowed them to infiltrate the govt. Yes hydra was behind project insight but No one at shield had ANY problem with giant guns until hydra planned on actually using them.
-ALSO thaddeus Ross was a HORRIBLE person. He illegally experimented on prisoners, he lied to bruce banner, he hunted bruce banner, he wanted to use the hulk as a weapon, and if he had gotten his hands on steve’s dna he would have tried to replicate the serum for personal gain
if the avengers hadn’t been there, MILLIONS of people would have died. yes people died while they were protecting the masses, but if the govt had their way, sooooo many more would have been killed.
civil war was such a stupid concept and I will never forget that we could have had serpent society instead
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smallspitefire · 5 years ago
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this fandom was a lot more fun when we were all guardians of the galaxy stans that one time in 2014
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smallspitefire · 5 years ago
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Some Joker fans really need to cut this shit out when they try to excuse his behavior by pointing out mental illness. First off, if I’m not mistaken, there are quite a few interpretations that put his mental illness into question (being a homicidal asshole doesn’t necessarily mean he’s mentally ill). Second of all, having a mental illness doesn’t inevitably mean you are going to hurt people.
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smallspitefire · 5 years ago
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dc fanboys getting the justice league snyder cut released after 5 years by complaining?! im SO jealous. cap serpent society truthers deserved 😔
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smallspitefire · 5 years ago
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what I love about scott lang is that he has absolutely no moral qualms about committing crimes. there’s never a scene where he’s battling his conscience about breaking the law, it always been ‘my only regret is I got caught cause now I can’t hang out with my daughter’. & even tho scott lang is framed as the good guy (& IS the good guy), he literally spends two straight films continuing to break the law! there is no “I must reform & become a better person” bc he doesn’t have that guilt. he stole from corrupt corporations and gave back to the poor. he’s the modern day Robin Hood & I really hope marvel allows him to maintain this anti hero status where he lives by his own rules and moral compass in hopes of, ultimately, doing the right thing
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smallspitefire · 5 years ago
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scott lang’s coronavirus quarantine activities would include hacking into corporations that aren’t paying their employees fair wages and redistributing their wealth, erasing student debt, and helping cassie with chemistry lessons 🥰💕
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smallspitefire · 5 years ago
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smallspitefire · 5 years ago
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its not a coincidence that the 2 ppl who are worthy of mjolnir have both physically assaulted tonka stank. hating tinky is like a prerequisite for being a good person. sorry thats just canon!
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smallspitefire · 5 years ago
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steve giving the eulogy at tony’s funeral: tony was a man. and when a man dies, it is sad. all of us will die one day. in this case, it is tony who has done so. tony was alive for 53 years. but no more. now he is dead. tony’s wife is pepper. they were married for 6 years. now she is sad.
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