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Hello it is my birthday and also I am moving to Ireland with my wife in a few days hooray! If anypony wants to help me get a Baseball shirt today or have a little extra cushion while I look for work in Ireland you can do so here and ily 💕

https://paypal.me/jennyparm

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thank you fanfiction for allowing us to explore a toxic yuri situationship for every character we’ve ever loved

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genuinely laughed out loud at this because WHY IS HIS REACTION SO EXTREME😭😭😭😭 like I can't even take it seriously because it's so out of place

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I am going to kill [remembers suicide jokes are bad] a healthcare executive [remembers the fbi exists] haha just kidding [remembers that tumblr hates posers] but maybe I’m not [remembers The Alamo] The Alamo

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Decided to say fuck it to my congestion. Closed myself in the guest bathroom, blocked out all ventilation, turned my massive humidifier on full blast and ran myself the hottest bath i can stand.

This is my enclosure. I live here now. I have recreated the water cycle in a matter of minutes and can finally breathe.

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Labubu Soprano is a beautiful name for a baby girl

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With he’s friends

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one of the most frustrating things about getting a job is that after you go through the absolute hellscape that is applying and interviewing and you finally prove yourself worthy of having employment, you'll end up in the workforce and realise that 90% of the people with jobs are not actually very good at them. so like why was all of that even so hard

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When the illness you have causes symptoms

This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy

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soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

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Richard Goldstein & James Baldwin | The Last Interview

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Rate my fit:

$1,000,000 jacket

A kind smile

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Rainbow Eucalyptus trees get their colorful appearance when they shed their bark, starting with bright green patches that gradually transform into orange, maroon, and blue hues

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Me Jenny and Jan were literally splashing in the pool earlier playing mermaids.

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