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the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you
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In a well-meaning but ultimately futile attempt at emotional support, Chuck Fineman, a local husband who was no closer to fixing things, was thinking “Maybe hot dog will make wife feel better,” sources confirmed Friday. “Hot dog tastes good, and wife likes things that taste good,” Fineman reportedly thought to himself, putting together a plan to place a hot dog in a bun and hand it to his spouse that would have no measurable positive effect on her whatsoever.
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loving a character so much will unlock such vulnerable and cringe parts of you that you try to suppress so bad but you can't like it's so humbling
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