#recipe website

[pickledkiwiberry]

I feel like recipe sites are the largest driver of adblock software demand.

i know we've long since passed the event horizon of recipe blogs becoming 99% Stuff That Isn't The Recipe but i still occasionally stumble upon an example of this phenomenon in the wild so blatant it makes me snort air out of my nose

[pupsandartwork]

trying to do a recipe and the website always for some reason decides to go and go up to the top is so frustrating.

[sucka99]

[fredthedemonpartner]

Absolutely loving how completely usable mobile recipe websites are!!! I love trying to read shit in a one inch strip between adds!! This definitely doesn’t make me want to throw things on a regular basis!!!!!!!

[allyssotd]

Sugar Geek Recipes

I wanna make some of these...

content warnings: none

[ilikedetectives]

Random Neve x Bellara headcanons

The reason Neve hasn't had scurvy despite not having veggies for gods know how long is because Bel starts making sneaky veggies recipes. Neve can tell it's veggies (~50-60% accuracy) but eats it anyway (who can resist those big puppy eyes?). Probably threatens anyone on the team who dares telling Bel about the fact that she knows the bread dip has veggies in it.

Bel accidentally invents new poisoning methods while trying to find ways to sneak more veggies into Neve's meals. She doesn't realize she is now on both house Dellamorte and house de Riva' persons of interest list (Neve notices, but can't decipher why, yet).

Bel learns to triple the ingredients whenever they cook together, because while Bel is busy putting an extra kachapuri in an insulated container for Neve's desk, a certain cook assistant takes "a few" bites when the cheese bread is fresh out of the oven.

Bel documents the cases they solve together in a dedicated journal, probably writes it in the style of the serials she likes to read.

Neve starts inviting Bel on Shadow Dragon missions, in which Bel often hides behind Neve because of social anxiety (Dock Town is too crowded).

Bel invites Neve on her field experiments, to which Neve immediately joins because this hyper elf girl might bring the Lighthouse down (there have been close calls).

Neve begins to be more aware of how crazy her sleep schedule is, because Bel gets tired more easily, but still insists on helping. "Alright Bel we need to take a break", which will be met with Bel's high pitch groan about how close they are to solving the case (they are not). Now ironically Neve is the one keeping track of rest schedule and enforcing it.

Neve accidentally finds how hyper Bel gets with coffee after leaving her cup unattended (Bel is so focused on her research she doesn't see what cup she grabs and eventually crashes on Neve's desk.)

The first time Neve hears Bel swears, followed with an angry growl, gritted teeth, and murder stare is when the detective trips mid battle and almost loses her staff (don't worry Bel retrieves it).

The wisps "misplace" Bel's smut with Neve's spicy doodles and both awkwardly pretend they didn't see a thing.

[cyber-corp]

This is exactly the type of content I expect from an official website. Well done Doctor Who website team

[crazysodomite]

im gonna be honest i need recipe suggestions bc the only thing ive been eating these past months is slop (vegetable stew or soup, basically just chopping vegetables and throwing them together)

im going to bare my soul for the worlds judgement. there is not a single skillet in this house i can cook eggs in without them sticking to it and being nasty so i dont even cook eggs anymore. i used to eat egg sandwiches but uhh i dont remember why i stopped

i do not have 'complex recipes' money. i dont have enough money for cheese. i never buy cheese, ever. and im completely serious. i have potato and carrots money.

[artem1sc0re]

Whilst I hand you guys a couple of Wrench doodles, rate this embarrassing instance out of 10 that just happened to me:

For the second time in my entire ICT course, I used irrelevant vocabulary to answer a test question (thankfully just a progress checker test, not the actual thing!!). First time that it happened I ended up using ionic bonds to explain how a laser printer worked. The second time I used the word formulae (which apparently is mathematic vocabulary and not just used to describe some recipe like in SpongeBob) to explain the advantages HTML developers can gain from website templates☠️

anyway embarrassing misuse of vocabulary aside wrench doodles as promised:

[tomwambsmilk]

???

[10-dutchies-12-bicycles]

excitedly rubbing my legs together like a cricket shopping for dried rosehip

[nudibutch]

on that last post's note here are some of my fav recipes from budgetbytes

breakfast burritos (i sub chicken sausage for ham in this recipe)

broccoli cheddar soup (have made several times, if you like spice i would up the garlic powder and cayenne)

white chicken chili (an absolute fav)

tortellini soup (next time i would go sans rosemary but i dont really like rosemary)

[dw-flagler]

ashley pelham and lisa dallon

[sanguinewolves]

i forgot how bad it was living with allistic people and i HATE IT HERE

[greenteacryptid]

I don't give a shit what it does I'm NOT eating that

If you want to eat ai generated demon pubes be my guest

"Time for bed

Let me get my sunbaked tapeworms" that's how you sound, Sharon

[sugarandice3]

Guys, I'm looking for simple recipes. Show me what you got.