#reblogging because it makes me laugh

[butteronabun]

Diluc in a modern AU coming to get you home after a long and tiring day. His presence surprising ( and gracing ) everyone as this tall, quiet, and intimidating man approaches you.

He doesn’t forget to greet your friends. He’s brief, polite, and up close, he’s very dreamy. Then his words are quiet, reserved to only you and only you when he turns to you.

He calls you “love,” before a “let’s go home?” while he holds your hand and slowly pulls you closer. You smile sweetly at him, answer an “okay!” and he’s never better.

Your friends swoon at him and you in the background. All are delighted and all are supportive from the sight. This is the first time they’ve met Diluc Ragnvindr, and they’re all curious about how he has stolen your heart.

[canecone]

Hello creatures of the night 😍😍 I have come back to fix the planetlord design

I need to stop pushing myself so far to the point the quality is the worst when I get long periods of inspiration 😔

[jewishbarbies]

do a majority of bi women end up with men or do you just see two women together and label them lesbians?

[hermannsprecursors]

Uhhhh concepts and stuff idk it's 10 at night and I have class in the morning. Yet here I am posting my I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream madness

Yeah. I'm so mentally ill about this crazy ass story but at least my AP lang teacher is gonna love me

ALSO HERE more autism critters + a bonus because y'all love making the deranged AI kiss, so I thought we should let the folks they torment be friends.

[luna-loveboop]

I made a side blog! @luna-love-reboops is the current url. It's for reblogging stuff. Mainly Loz and Lu content :)

[oh-katsuki]

original pinned!

hello :)) okay so i mentioned this a little bit ago, but i will be moving blogs in the coming days and will be shifting entirely onto the blog @woahjo. i've decided to go by the same pseud i currently use, (because i feel like i'm lying if i don't and i hate that LMFAO) though i considered going by a new one, and my ao3 will be staying the same. i also won't be reposting anything to the new blog just yet (maybe a few of my favorites eventually), but i'll be leaving this blog up! the new blog (ofc) is a writing blog and will function essentially the same way this one does. please come join me over there if you like. i'd feel very honored <3

i'm not sure how many people really care all that much about what i have to say about this, but i'll say a little bit anyway bc i feel a lot of responsibility and big feelings towards this blog.

tldr; i'm switching blogs. it's silly to get emotional but i love it here, i love you, please come say hello over on the new one if you'd like.

i've been feeling this way for a while, and while the recent discourse had an effect, it's mostly a result of my own feelings. i just think it may be time to get a bit of a fresh start. i've had this space for nearly three years now and the community that's been built on this blog is beyond what i ever could have imagined when i first started writing. i know i'm getting a little sappy, but frankly, im shocked people wanted to be here and follow my writing at all. (i never know what to say when people tell me they do) it really humbles me and i hope to continue writing for many many years to come.

i recently took a long look at the way i view fandom culture and space, as well as how it affects me, and i sort of came out on the other side realizing that it might be time for a change of scene. i love this space. i love this community. it's something that i am deeply proud of to a point that i feel very emotional over leaving (clearly lol). in fact, i'm incredibly nervous about posting this. there's a lot of anxiety in posting your art for people to see and it makes me feel vulnerable to type a post like this telling y'all just how much i appreciate you and the part you've all played in this lovely little spot. i'm very emotionally attached to this place.

but!!! i'm excited for the type of creative refresh effect a new blog might have, as well as the ability to get to chat with you guys a little more and make friends. things get lost on here (both because tumblr sucks and because my blog is so messy that it makes me physically nervous to think about) and im hoping to be able to keep my new blog clean and tidy so that everything is easier to find. i've been feeling writer's block for a while now and i feel like having "more space to roam" (for lack of a better phrase) might have a really nice effect.

anyway, all this to say that i love it here. for those of you that choose to follow me to my new blog, please come say hello. and of course the group of old mutuals who are no longer active, i love y'all. if you ever come back to tumblr when ur old and gray, come say hi since i'll probably be writing x reader anime fic still. lol

[adhdstudybitch]

tumblr: reblogs are turned off for this post

Me, staring down the 15 new reblogs: you sure about that, bitch?

[agnisleftpec]

the fun thing about being a nonshipper who's forcibly desensitized themself to romance so they can actually survive in fandom spaces is i am truly free. nothing can stop me. evryone is dating everyone and no one at once. and i get so much gorgeous art and fanfic

[babygirltangerine]

to whoever keeps coming into my inbox requesting tangerine x wife reader i just have to let you know i am not the one to write those, i think tangerine is a faggot

[sludgekludge]

if i can be a little more real than silly usually hyperbolic takes about a show i never liked very much i think what bothers me a lot about framing these shows as like, intending to uplift people is how fucking mean they are if you're a viewer who is fat or a woman or lgbt in any way that isnt a sexy cis gay man or poor or a vocally angry minority or a million other things.

i don't inherently really fault people massively for intending one thing in their writing and not sticking the landing, writing is hard, go figure. but when there is a clear demographic of people who you are obviously belittling, just innate characteristics they can't change, it feels disingenuous at best and cruel at worst to claim you're writing a story about finding love and hope in an unjust world. especially when the people you're belittling are statistically more likely to be victims of unjust systems.

[secondpersonpoetry]

hi! oh my goodness. i am SO sorry i didn’t say anything earlier. i did read everything a couple days ago, and i Have been chewing on it, rotating it in my mind, etc etc…..and the graphic has been my phone lockscreen since i first read it!!!!!

frankly i am obsessed and have also been a little frazzled this month lol. saw your post late because of the general whirlwind that is december and then couldn’t quite get my thoughts into sufficient words n got worried “oh no would it be weird to say something now…..” which is incredibly silly in retrospect, so sorry for that. 

i’m relatively new to hockey fandom and the Narratives don’t always quite click for me (yet, at least :)) because i don’t know all of the lore for a lot of the popular pairings haha, so it means a lot that you’ve taken time out of your day to break things down for me and share your own thoughts <3 tysm. again, super sorry for the delayed response. i’m very sorry if you felt as though you’d wasted your time or something along those lines :’) just wanted to let you know that i really appreciate you and the time it took you to get everything down and make the graphic!!!! and like i can’t overstate how much your tags both over here and on your other blog have helped me to Get It since the start of this season, so thank you.

but now the house is quiet, the in-laws are gone, and no new work stuff until january :) so i can finally get some stuff down. every point you brought up hits in it own way but gosh you are very incredibly right the mcstrome of it all…..that’s sort of the lens i’ve been listening to the song through since you mentioned it.

the golden boy and the ��draft bust” and the ever present notion of “isn’t it all about old friends? like everything? all of it?”.  like idk looking back on a bestfriendship from when you were a teenager that was Super intense and the lines were blurred and maybe realizing (if you hadn’t had the words or the “guts” or awareness or wtv to put a name to it at that point in your life) that y’all were a smidge more than just friends. 

best friends forever until you just aren’t! growing up and growing apart. it’s just the way things go but it can and will ache for a damn long time! you think you’re over it until their birthday or the holidays roll around and you wonder in a distant sort of way who they’re spending it with. what you would’ve hypothetically gotten them as a present if you still spoke. what do they even like nowadays, anyway?

maybe having the friendship end subtly. going from playing and traveling together and living in one another’s pockets to 2,080 miles of distance? (i may have my timeline/details confused here so sorry in advance) texting as much as you can at first but he’s a phenom he’s mcjesus he’s the next in line he’s expected to win the cup with his new team and end the drought for Canada. and they have him now but he was yours first, wasn’t he? but it’s fine. because you’re busy too. you’re captaining the team now. you’re gonna get the memorial cup that he couldn’t. it’s fine. you’re fine. you don’t even have time to worry about it anyway. 

one conversation a week turns to one a month turns to once in a blue moon turns to stale words until it goes cold. these days you can’t quite seem to remember who ended things, but does it really matter all that much now?

or maybe it doesn’t end like that at all. maybe it ends in a flurry of angry words and digs in some or other of the endless hotel rooms you’ve shared together over the years. who knows!

and that’s not even getting into the rest of the 2015 draft class. or the ld19 of it all! ooh hoo hoo. you grew up with him but he’s not your waiting room. he grew up with you but he’ll grow “old” (end his career) with someone else. and isn’t that just something! 

i don’t think it’s totally them, but sort of the sentiment of “I hope you get everything you ever wanted and I hope I never hear a word about it.” I want one ticket off of your carousel!!!! merry christmas, please don’t call!!!!!!!

dylan being sent up and down and traded around until finally landing in washington, a place where he is clearly at home and LOVED for the guy and player he is!!!!!!!! watching a game and seeing all the strome jerseys in the crowd……..wagh.

all that said. some other songs that are mcstrome to me in various ways: hot & heavy by lucy dacus (lol kinda the whole song). before the world was big by girlpool (“i just miss how it felt standing next to you wearing matching [jerseys? sweaters?] before the world was big”). happiness by Taylor swift (“i guess it’s the price i pay for seven years in heaven”), cut your bangs by radiator hospital (maybe? possibly? unsure. i like the whole dog thing there). i’m so glad i feel this way about you by insignificant other (!!!!!). there are so many THEM lyrics in there……..waough.

anyway. other things off the top of my head: 2015 connor specifically saying something like “hey let’s wait a minute so we can see this” to stand by the stage when dylan was getting drafted after him. MAN. you reminded me of the fact that they couldn’t even make eye contact at the handshake line!!!!!!!!! they didn’t go to each other’s weddings!!!!!!!!!! (do you think once upon a time they ever thought they’d being each other’s best man?). just a couple months ago dylan liking the tweet of connor getting that goal during the playoffs!!!!!!!! makes you wonder if he texted him………..

lol this was all over the place and i was probably wrong on some things and there’s SO much more that someone else could say way more eloquently, but i digress. i dunno everything about them is so nuts to me!!!!! needless to say i will be incredibly sat for the game january 21 🙂‍↕️

thank you again for your time :) hope you have a good one and a happy rest of the holiday season! <3333333

what a lovely message to receive 🥰😭🥹 i had to break it up into chunks because i couldn't sit down to read all of it at once without just. bouncing right back up and shrieking. i am also at heart terribly shy so i understand the struggle but it is never too late to say something <3 you are always welcome here

first!!! i love sharing!! i think most of hockey tumblr loves to see people finding out the Lore for the first time and the wonderful thing about hockey is that. it keeps going on. so there's years and years and generations and generations and always something new to learn about. i've learned to just not be afraid to ask!!! between different teams and players i'm always discovering new narratives (learning about the sharks old man yaoi rn... cbj rarepairs...)

no... to my heart's despair... you have the timeline right. i think in the best most tragic sense there's a mcstrome narrative where it is truly that nothing went wrong. the love was there. we couldn't do enough to save it because we didn't see it slipping away. i didn't notice when you didn't call until you never did. i don't know you now but i still remember when i did, do you?

HE'S NOT YOUR WAITING ROOM?? passing out. i do see "i hope you get everything you ever wanted and i hope i never hear a word about it" as them because!! they didn't go to each other's weddings!!! i don't wish you harm but i'm not going to put myself through that!! i hope you're happy and i'm never going to look on purpose.

i love dylan strome so much and the best part is that they all love him so much too. he wore a cool vintage ovechkin jacket!! and got slapped in the face with a tortilla!! he loves to gently rag on the rookies!! it just takes some time, everything'll be just fine. you're only on the middle of the ride.

OKAY WHEN I READ THIS PART I SCREAMED BECAUSE I DO HAVE A MCSTROME PLAYLIST AND!!!! HOT & HEAVY BY LUCY DACUS IS IN FACT ON IT!!! SO IS CUT YOUR BANGS (BUT BY GIRLPOOL SO DOUBLE JINX)!!!! i have dorothea by taylor swift on there but i don't know happiness so i'll have to give all the other songs a listen. mostly i just shrieked because i was like NO YOU GOT THE VIBES EXACTLY

🧠〰️🧠 truly the mind meld happening here. the handshake line. the mutual wedding non-invitations. i won't block your number or your name on twitter i just hope i don't see it come up on screen!! i do think that we got confirmation the last time they played each other that dylan did text him to say congrats on a milestone but i would have to check the archives

p.s. i think you said it perfectly eloquently :) what matters is that you said it at all and i was delighted to read it 💕

[theshadowrealmitself]

Human: Y’know, being “logical” isn’t always the best option! Sometimes the correct thing to do is to follow what your heart says! And in my opinion, that’s the most logical thing to do, to be true to yourself >:(

Tired Vulcan Doctor using the last bit of their strength to keep their voice flat while they’re patching up the Human: You let a creature known for being aggressive specifically against Humans into the base. Because it “looked cold.” Despite its only appearance being that it resembles a Terran whale. A creature that lives in cold water. And you just let it inside.

[mobbothetrue]

Sometimes I do wonder what impression people get about Gintama from my blog

[sadgirlautumn]

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[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

Fun bug of the day: I am trying to find a specific integer (index of adjacent vertex selected by a property of the edge connecting them) but I was somehow getting 0 which wasn't an option so to investigate by plugging in one of the booleans I used in the part finding the index into where the index goes, just to evaluate it so I can start breaking down where I went wrong. This evaluates to... 49. My boolean?? My 0 or 1 value is 49??? The answer to "is A equal to B" is "49"???? What. No. It's actually 1 if I cut out this one step in between: checking if the current vertex should do this complex thing or just read one of its own properties. This is determined by an independent boolean property also stored in the vertex. There is absolutely no way whatsoever for my index selector to alter this boolean value and therefore no way to switch back to the stored property and if it's doing that it might be even weirder than saying a boolean has the value 49. So I checked the stored value directly too, of course, to see what was up with that and. um. it's 29.

So basically I have no clue where the 49 is coming from.

if some_bool { return 1; } else { return 29; }

What I have should be equivalent to the above. But it outputs 49. I'm so freaking lost.

Wait

WAIT

Oh the magic of posting about it worked before I even uploaded it's because I'm doing this in a loop and the index where this is evaluated is determined by the output of the previous loop and I'm looking at the freaking 19th loop but changing the behavior of all loops to inspect the values, thus altering which vertex is used in the 19th loop 🤦‍♂️

Still gonna upload this because I think it's funny

[lgbtlunaverse]

In light of this recent reblog and how cathartic (in the most soul-destroying way) 3zun's ending and the accompanying deaths are to me, to the point that "[x] survived" aus often don't actually make me feel good, I've taken another look at my own wips and it is really fucking funny how my canonverse fix-its fics where they don't die manage to include all different kinds of supernatural bullshit so that at least one of the characters still remembers canon. My as of now only published mdzs fic is literally a timeloop fic centered around nieyao dying a whole bunch of times and the rest doesn't get any less blatant.

I mean look at the complete list: - afformentioned timeloop -time travel -reincarnation with memories being restored -different more wonky form of time travel that is more comparable to oracles seeing the future (it's complicated)

(I also have a songxuexiao fix it that includes another different form of time travel to end up with basically this exact concept it's so funny. I am so fucking predictable) The ony exception to this is the fic i'm writing based on that one text post and that one fanart of said text post which is essentially just porn with a ludicrous amount of plot which i'm deliberately taking way less serious because i'm getting my "airplane shooting towards the sky" on and the whole thing is erotica based on a joke post. Other than that I am seemingly allergic to fix-its that do not explicitly in text acknowledge how canon ended.