#rebel shenanigans

[katerinaaqu]

Diego: My body is a temple!

Aldarn: Ancient?

Drake: Cursed?

Vathek: Crumbling?

Raio: Probably filled with something evil?

Diego: ...

[aaeeart]

bd would probably be scared of chopper but then chopper would introduce him to

✨war crimes✨

I have a feeling BD's gonna do well under Chopper's tutelage

[a-kajillionz]

teenagers of the rebellion!!

ohhh why did luke have to join the rebellion so late,, we could've had luke being rescued from the imperial flight academy with wedge and then ahsoka connecting the dots when some random new kid goes by luke SKYWALKER and is from tatooine.

[glupshirto]

I went and got a tattoo yesterday guys.

You definitely want to see this, my tattoo artist, she slayed it <3

Sabine would love it, right? I definitely do!!

[sphnyspinspin]

Oh hey Thrash is here

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WAIT THRASH IS HERE?!—

[sorry-but-no-sorry]

Part 6 of the Cadel Aliit holopics series !

We’ve reached Rebels era !

June ‘Junnie’ Hamne took after Reg for his knowledge for mechanics, caff and taste in women.

Baldar ‘Junior’ Cadel took after Error and embraced his passion for good food and mandolorian culture.

Life couldn’t get any better, until Baldar started to adopt kids:

- Baz the force sensitive Chiss/Mirilian,

- Dok the only sane child of the lot, Chagrian/Nautolan

- Kari-el the Nautolan pyromaniac

- and Fiasco the Zabrak baby who has yet to grow (aka the Disaster Mandos).

Quite a handful for poor Baldar, luckily his childhood friend (and future wife), Pyi, a zeltron , is here to keep him afloat.

It took a very long time for mister oblivious to realize his sentiments for her, and even longer to confess (just like Reg, like father like son)

June, while delighted to see her brother trip over his own feet everytime he sees Pyi, she herself found her own soulmate. A #togruta daredevil pod racer with a nerd energy named To Togro. They met after Reg took them to their first pod race. And let’s just say, it was love at first roaring of the engine.

Unlike Baldar, June actually had the balls to invite her for a little dangerous escapade.

She never missed any of To’s races and is the first to greet her at the finish like

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[juicyspacesecrets]

Happy Saint Valentine’s Day!

[keldae]

Comic Con shenanigans! In which, Mando was apparently desperate for a new babysitter for Grogu, and I traded FAIR AND SQUARE for this tiara from Cinderella!

[jessicas-pi]

You voted, and we have a winner!

never ever ever ever get between a mandalorian and their jedi. you will die.

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It is muscle memory that makes Ezra slip his knife back into its sheath, because he has no thoughts for anything or anyone besides the girl across the room. She lies on her back on the interrogation table, strapped down, pale, eyes closed, blood dried and crusted in trickles down her face from a dozen separate cuts.

Ezra is beside her in an instant, ripping off the restraints that bind her arms and legs down. She doesn’t even notice.

“Sabine?”

She responds with a weak whimper. It’s a sound that should come from a wounded animal, not the fearless Jedi he knows.

He takes a risk, and runs his fingers across her cheek, brushing the sweat-damp hair from her face.

Now she gasps, lurching away from his touch with a choked, “no, no, please, please no—”

“Sabine. Sabine! I’m not going to hurt you—it’s me! It’s Ezra!”

Her struggling stops and her tear-damp eyelashes flutter; she looks without seeing.

“Ezra,” she whispers, trying the name out slowly. “Ez-ra. Ezzsraaah…?”

And then, oh, praise the stars—a light in her eyes.

“Ezra.”

“Yeah. Ezra.”

She raises a hand, shakily, searching blindly until her fingers brush the cold beskar of his helmet. They trace across it, following the shape, and even with the solid layer between them, he can almost feel her touch on his skin.

Her hand drops down and she stares at him for a long, heart-stopping second. Then she smiles hazily.

“You have wonderful eyes.”

Ezra can’t help his snort of laughter. He took the Creed years before they met. She doesn’t even know what his eyes look like.

“Did they drug you, or are you just having one of your weird Force moments?” he asks as he slides his arms under her, lifting her as gently as he can.

She rests her head on his chestplate and taps the beskar. “You’re shiny.”

Both, probably, he decides.

[strayharmony943]

alright I have space cadet questions.

1: What's their favorite plant?

2: Birthday, birthstone, zodiac, and some other birthday related stuff.

3: Scenario #1, when the space cadets first meet Ivo! Nicknamed the "Plant freak of the ship"

Your space cadet heard of a new member to the ship, a semi-short, red haired plant freak. So I suppose your space cadet decides to go find them, which they spend most of their time in the greenhouse which is basically like ivo's room.

Until, They see Ivo run past them, running from someone.

"Ivo get back here!!!!!"

"Eep!!!!"

A blue haired male is chasing the small elf like gremlin, who seems to be carrying a box.

And then Ivo quickly hides behind your space cadet.

"ivo.... give me the box, that plant is poisonous and. It is able kill someone."

"Only if they Ingest the poison!!! If they get pricked by it, it only causes a temporary paralysis and a minor fever Evon!!!"

How does your space cadet react to meeting these two?

(And yes Ivo has a sibling, I just managed to think of what they do and stuff and Evon is a polar opposite of ivo.. instead of plants he collects crystals. :3 )

4: Who does your space cadet go to for comfort?

5: Favorite crystal?

{that's all :3 }

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[katerinaaqu]

Diego: Is there a cactus where your heart is supposed to be? Caleb:What's up your ass this morning? Viriato: *appears and brushes some hair behind Diego's ear* Diego: Hey... Caleb: Oh. Nevermind, then! Aldarn: *chokes on his drink* Diego: *dies*

[sauceless-maiden]

the worst feeling in the world is loving a show about found family and then seeing that most of the fan-fiction is about shipping...

[fortune-maiden]

Having watched the donghua's version of the Gilded Banquet massacre and it's expansions on the Yong'an King & Queen and Prince An Le... I just really don't feel the revised version of this arc. The og's stakes are so much realer, the conflict feels much more human and idk I just think named humans make for more interesting antagonists than faceless ghosts

[the-canadian-nerd]

We also never got to see Kanan’s turn at throwing Kallus around as a cover for him being Fulcrum.

Like, did the other members of the Ghost Crew takes turns tossing their poor Fulcrum agent about; not only as a cover but also as payback for all the years he spent chasing them.

I like to imagine that they would judge and score each other’s throws:

Hera had the lowest score, only because she had the least amount of chances to throw him, as she was usually the one flying or was at base

Chopper was also very low, only because they gave him less opportunities on purpose, out of fear that he would accidentally/on purpose kill Kallus

There are debates whether or not Kallus getting thrown by a shockwave from one of Sabine's bombs counts; she argues that it does, since Kanan and Ezra use the Force to throw him, where are Ezra argues that it doesn't, mostly becomes if it did she would beat him

Kanan comes in second - he is also the most gentle thrower; or at least doesn't whack Kallus around like a tether ball unlike some others (probably because he can feel the ghosts of his master and grandmaster watching him messing around with an Imperial spy and doesn't want to disappoint them with non-Jed-like behaviour)

Jokes on him, the Jedi ghosts are doing their own scoring and argee that Sabine's bombs count

Ezra and Zeb are tied for first and it is a fierce competition between them; they will try some of the most insane shit to one-up each other, though luckily for Kallus the rest of the crew convince them to take it down a notch and they buy Kallus several drinks after he officially joins the Rebellion

[sorry-but-no-sorry]

Part 7 of the Cadel Aliit holopics series !

My my how time does fly

Baldar’s sons, the Disaster Mando siblings, are all grown up and assit their father and aunt’s business after Reg and Error officially retired

Business is thriving until the youngest of the group, Fiasco, 16 at the time, stumbled upon a settlement, visibly attacked, where the only survivor is a little sick and starving pantoran baby.

Fiasco was abandon by his bio family when he was a just a tiny toddler before Baldar found him. Needless to say he saw a lot of himself in the baby.

He named her Kebiin, and officially adopted her after long months of getting her back to full health.

Obviously, the Teenager wasn’t alone to raise her. His vode and specially his buirse helped him every step of the way. Accidentally turning Fiasco into a giant papa bear as time went on.

In the meantime Baz became a decent Force user, he had several teachers over the years, including members of the Skirata Aliit. He was not a bad student but due to some sour memories before his adoption, he tended to purposefully be a little osik and find his own rhythm

Speaking of menace, Kari-el developed an obsession with fire and explosives. He didn’t know why, but they felt familiar to him. He tried to use every excuses on the job to ‘lighten up’ the mood.

Eventually, an incident unlocked forgotten memories and their weight was too much on his little nautolan shoulders that he begged for them to disappear again, he didn’t want to face them. It took time but eventually turn back into his old gremlin way

Dok, well, he took upon himself to be the defacto leader of their little group. He can’t take a step forward without avoiding one of the brothers causing mischief or hurting themselves the dumbest way possible. Don’t get him wrong, he absolutely loves them to death but, he still wonders how any of them are still alive when he’s not here.

He might be the secound oldest, after Baz. But when Dok says it’s final, it’s final.

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[clownery-and-fuckery]

We as a society need to include some more Zeb and Rex, Wolffe and Gregor shenanigans.