#reaper sitcom

[basementcereal]

I keep thinking about the grim reaper sitcom. Here’s a pitch okay

So the first epsiode is sensitivity training; and it starts w William looking exhaustedly at the camera. “This is about Grelle.” He says (laugh track). Pause. “Not because…no. It’s just She’s caused the most issues.” (Laugh track) And then it cuts to them all in a board meeting. William is talking about discrimination. He basically starts with, “some of you should know…discrimination is good. You need to discriminate from humans, which are our clients, and DEMONS-“ (laugh track as it pans to grelle) William starts like “some of you have been treating them inappropriately” and grelle’s all 😘”hell yeah I have…really inappropriately ;))” and the laugh track goes OFF and she and Ronald high five and there’s this 15 second pause as William stares dead eyed into the camera. And the ep continues … that’s all I got HAHDHAH

istg i am this close to sitting down and writing the first episode of this thing (and i would use this as my starting point)

[puppetmaster13u]

Another Prompt in Memes?! Yes.

[blazefirefox]

Dreams of an Insomniac Voice Claims Part 2: The Important OCs

[yeah re-uploading this video because it wasn't showing up in any of the tags for some reason, and I spent too long on this for it to flop this hard, so putting it up again!]

wowie, voice claims? part 2? can't believe it. So yeah, this is the sequel to my doai voice claims about a month ago, except with some of my OCs, so hopefully this doesn't flop! (please god no). I decided I'll make an extra video between this and the last video with the rest of my little guys dedicated to some of the other doaiblrina's ocs and some other guys that are special cases :].

since these are ocs, I should probably explain them:

Jinx (middle stage) - the point where Jinx could finally gain some traits of her own, and where her appetite for humans became harder to ignore

Jinx - self explanatory, she's my main blorbo; this form was the result of her consuming Clarisse (who we'll get to later)

Barbara Collier-Rhodes - widow; lady Barbara consumed

Barbara - Jinx's original partner; mostly went for those in mourning, but tried not to consume humans when she could

Mollie - one of the twins made from when a single piece of veldi goop consumed a pair of twins, the brains of her trio, and the most unpredictable (note: there are two vc's for her because 1) cheelai and larxene sound similar and 2) they both fit mollie, so yeah)

Archer - same origins as Mollie, a bit of a dumbass, and a slightly better hunter than his sister; both live for the hunt rather than the feast

Warren (originally named Marxus) - completes the trio with Archer and Mollie; has the patience of a god im jealous of them, and one of the only veldigun the twins would willingly listen to

Clarisse von Arnham - the lead huntress for the Lankmann Foundation; has been there since long before the foundation was known by the public and was the one who captured Winfrey, but met her end when Jinx both devoured her mind and consumed her actual body

as always, please ask questions!

special thanks to @mapalssyrup for being my emotional support through this and in general lol

[dire-kumori]

coming into your inbox to give you some scooped mike body horror:

Trichobatrachus robustus is a species of frog that, when threatened, will break its bones to make the bones pierce through their own skin so the jagged bone pieces can be used as claws. I'm just thinking about scooped Mike (paradoxical reaper or otherwise) being able to do that kind of thing, too. Using his own tendons for ropes, turning his bones into claws/weapons, peeling off his skin and leaving patches of moldy purple slime for people to slip and fall on during a chase scene or an ambush. rip to young Mike the first time he witnesses any of these horrors :/

Kats, this is absolutely horrific in the best possible way and I am deeply grateful for the absolutely disgusting and fucked up mental images this gave me of a severely mutilated Reaper Mike violently stabbing into kid Mike with his own sharpened bones, probably with his own curdled, rotten blood dripping from his face into young Mike's mouth and face as he screams in agony.

But I have to take a moment to laugh over the fact that this animal that inspired this is also called a hairy frog.

I like the idea that Mike actually starts drawing his nightmares right as he wakes up to try to remember as much as possible from each timeline. So one day one of his family members decides to snoop to figure out what the hell is up with him lately, and finds his sketchbook filled up with the most twisted, detailed, monstrous images they'd ever seen.

On the other hand, I can see him doing some of these things in the Scooped Sitcom AU to entertain Evan. Make himself look goofy or make new toys for his brother to play with.

[brnesblogposts]

facetime.

pairing: bucky barnes x fem!reader

reblobs appreciated :))

———————————————

The TV was on in the background, a comfort sitcom playing as you scrolled through your socials endlessly. Bored now you opened messages, pressing on your only pinned contact, Bucky.

''hey, wyd'' you sent only seconds before it told you he'd read it, and then his contact photo flashed up because he was calling you. You groaned internally because you hated talking on the phone, it was so awkward for no reason and you could never figure out if it was your turn to speak or not. You answered;

“Hi, dollface” Bucky knew the effect that name had on you and you could see him smirk as he saw your cheeks heat up.

“Bucky you know I don’t like talking over the phone.. that’s why I texted you!” You groaned and he only laughed in response.

“Missed that pretty face of yours” His smile along with those words made you hide your face in your knees which were bent up against your chest.

“Don’t go shy on me, baby..” He laughed enjoying how flustered you got because of him “let me see my girl.” He cooed. Begrudgingly you lifted your now flushed face to look back at the screen to see his victorious grin.

“There she is” He smiles. “How come you texted me?” He does you a solid and changes the subject.

“I’m bored” You frown dramatically which Bucky finds so endearing.

“You’re bored?” he smiles “You know i’m on a mission right? A very important top secret mission”

“If it’s so important then why are you on your phone!” You furrow your eyebrows at him “and, why’d you call me” you all but grin.

Bucky is laughing before sighing “Well Sam is on patrol right now, looking for any activity and I thought I would use my break and be a great boyfriend and check on my girl. But if you don’t wanna talk to me then I guess i’ll hang up..” He dramatically rolls his eyes and in the camera you can see his hand going towards the screen.

“No!” You squeal and he smiles at your reaction.

“No?” He smirks.

“Please don’t hang up, if you do I might die of boredom and then you wouldn’t have a girlfriend anymore” Shaking your head you sigh.

“Well we can’t have that..” He holds back his laugh “I guess i’ll save you from the impending doom of boredom”

“Aren’t you sweet!” You smile

“Not as sweet as you my angel” This makes you blush once again and he chuckles.

“Stop doing that” You respond quietly as your face is still red.

“Stop doing what, doll?” Bucky plays dumb knowing this will only invoke you further.

“Don’t play dumb, you know what you’re doing” You glare down the phone at him.

“I’m not playing dumb. Tell me, what am I doing sweetheart?” That shit eating grin is back on his face. You groan. “You’re cute when you’re flustered” He retorts.

“Shut up!” You hide your face once again in embarrassment and hear his booming laugh on the other end of the phone, music to your ears.

“Okay, fine. I’ll stop I promise!” You’re sure he’s lying “Just take your face out of your knees?” As you do so you see the pout he’s sporting that quickly turns into a smile when he sees you again.

“My pretty girl” Bastard. You try to remain expressionless, the blush on your neck and cheeks betraying you.

“Bucky.”

“Yes, dollface?” Hes having so much fun.

A smile is threatening to break through your facade.

“Is your boredom cured yet?” He asks, to which you realise it is, because he has flustered you so much you are now overwhelmed rather than bored.

“Actually.. yeah.” You nod.

Bucky furrows his brows “Where is my thank you? I saved you from the grim reaper of boredom” He fakes an angry expression.

“Thank you, baby.” You respond with a smile seeing his cheeks redden a bit.

“You’re welcome, lyubov. (my love)”

The both of you seemed to fall into a comfortable silence as you just looked at each other through your phones for a few minutes until a sound came from Bucky’s end.

“Sam’s back. I have to go” A sadness tainted his voice.

“I love you, stay safe i’ll see you soon” You blew a kiss to him through the screen.

“I love you too, doll” He imitated catching the kiss and smiled then hung up, leaving you to stare at your phone wallpaper of the both of you making silly faces on one of your first dates.

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for never watching shows that my friends recommend?

I have a couple of friends who always want to recommend me shows to watch so we can talk about them together. But frankly I don't like TV as a medium very much, I don't watch very many shows outside of a couple of sitcoms that I rewatch a lot. Mostly I prefer to read a lot of books, it's more fun to me.

This really annoys my friends, because they feel like I could be spending the time I use to read and rewatch brooklyn 99 to watch the shows they recommend, and say they feel like I'm kinda ignoring their interests. I don't feel like I'm ignoring them since I'm happy to listen to them talk about their blorbos and tell me about the shows, I just don't want to watch them myself.

I always counter that neither of them have ever read a single book I've recommended to them, but they claim that it's not the same, since they don't read at all, and I do watch a little TV. But correspondingly I have watched (or at least tried and then DNF'ed) several shows that they have recommended over the years.

To me, watching an anime with hundreds of episodes or watching several seasons of some prestige drama with hour-long episodes is not fun at all. I can feel my life slipping away second by second into the hands of the grim reaper as I sit motionless in front of the screen.

I think we should just accept that we have differing tastes in media, and they need to stop taking it personally that I don't like their shows. I don't want them to think I look down on them for enjoying TV as opposed to reading--I know a lot of people get really snobbish about that, so I try to make it super clear that I don't think TV is like, a lower art form or something, different mediums are better for different people, there's no hierarchy.

But I do want them to feel like we have stuff in common to talk about. And I'm having this same issue with multiple friends. And the huge list of recs that I keep adding to and then never watching is making me feel really guilty, and think maybe I'm being an asshole.

[silverware-drawer]

I think of qsmp as a sitcom. It's like Friends, except for every episode there's another 14 hours that are just chandler wandering around talking to himself, and sometimes small children. also he's the grim reaper. and okay so maybe the qsmp is nothing like a sitcom, and maybe I dont actually know anything about Friends and have never actually seen a single episode, but listen-

[soullessjack]

it genuinely kills me very slowly to think that some people can only ever think of jack as the destiel kid and not like an actual person with a myriad of maladjustments or silly funny personality quirks. like he has a whole special red and white fleece lined Christmas jacket and is canonically acknowledged as looking like a stupid hot white boy without any thoughts behind his eyes. He killed a whole fucking archangel and then decided that he really wanted to try making some friends like a week later. they wanna be normal and nice so bad and pretend to be some normal small town boy next door all the time but they were literally so angry once that it took three gunshots fired in the back to make him calm and reasonable.

he stress eats and stays in their room for weeks on end when they’re depressed or upset. they line their shoes up and fold their shirts and wear bright yellow vans and red hi-tops. he’s narratively paralleled to Anakin but his favorite character is Ahsoka. he pretended to be a coke addict and pretended to be a pretty new boy next door again to flirt with a hopelessly romantic girl. women want him and he’s absolutely clueless about it. women and men and probably fish fear him too. he dresses like a combination between an elderly man and a 70’s sitcom hippie. he was literally called Bieber and Suite Life. they like stripe patterns and Hawaiian pizza and movies and computers.

they’re literally an autistic person who just explodes shit when they get overstimulated. They watch riverdale and constantly sweep their hair back in a specific stylistic choice bc he likes looking like that. he fucking decapitated a whole Gorgon and then stole the guy’s snake as a trophy. he says shut up when he’s mad and calls things stupid and says they suck. he’s a teenage girl. he’s. A Teenage boy. He’s non-binary. He sat on the throne of god in grass stained jeans and clunky grandpa sneakers and left it all behind without even blinking as soon as his shitty bunker home called out to him. He sticks his tongue out when he’s focused on something and his left eye pulls up into a squint when he smiles reallt wide and his smile is crooked and he has sleepy eyelids . They decided to defy death herself just to rescue someone he mildly remembered caring about once and then blackmailed a reaper into helping with said rescue plan.

He got turned into the tiniest ugliest dog ever and got a thermometer shoved up his ass in the same episode where he’s narratively symbolized by the ouroboros symbol and makes the deliberate choice of destroying his soul just to selfishly keep his family bc he legitimately cannot handle thinking about losing them without going insane. his nicknames are sweetheart and darling boy and pal and buddy and Jackie Boy and slugger and he apologized to a girl for upsetting her like two episodes after ripping a man’s heart out and eating it raw. He literally actively wants to be a silly little guy that everyone likes but he’s so insane and unwell at the same time. he’s the best character ever and I need the entire world to understand this and to see him as more than just the destiel baby or I will also explode. .

[queenmabsim]

let's meet our cast of characters

& cue the sitcom music.

~ introducing:

willow meadowes as the criminal willow tree. [she/they]

they are the child of an ancient laurel dryad and some cursed spellcaster. (well, allegedly. dear old dad was never really in the picture to confirm that story.) adventurous, an outdoor lover, creative, and a total bro, willow is well grounded and consistent. her cool head and breezy attitude often results in the tendency of others to look towards her in high pressure situations. despite their avid aversion to all things authority, there is nothing that they want more than to become a proper plantsim in harmony with mother nature.

ren waters as the princess water lotus. [she/her]

her father was a plantsim, her mother was a mermaid. now they are gone, and she is stranded somewhere in between. ren would be content to spend all day floating out on the water, embracing the weather and daydreaming, but becomes bogged down by the constant weight of responsibility hoisted upon her by the vacuum created in her parents' absence. ren is deeply spiritual, a child of the ocean, a lover of the outdoors, and proper to a fault, but really all she wants to find is some inner peace.

bovi de angelis as the jock cow plant. [he/him]

what results in mixing the genetics of an alien, a plantsim, the grim reaper, and a woman who is either the world's worst medium or the world's best serial killer? three wickedly weird kids; the first of which is bovi. oblivious, erratic, a bro, and definitely a dance machine, he always tries to make time for his two siblings, especially after whatever incident landed the three in this timeline, but still wants to keep his captain spot on the football team too. a little too much slides by his radar lately. exhaustion is just swallowing him up.

wisteria meadowes as the brain wisteria vine. [she/her]

the younger daughter to an ancient laurel dryad and an island spirit, wisteria is a naturally gifted with all things flora. while gracious and generous, she can be a bit childish at times and was bitten early by the lovebug. her empathy and desire to help, heal, and harmonize is palpable by all who know her. she does have the habit of clinging to her favorite books and tailing after her half-sister like a lost lamb. one day she plans to live surrounded by the world's most beautiful flowers all the time.

bΛn€ subject as the basket case bizarre plant. [they/him]

meet what happens when the world's weirdest mix of genetics gets an out of this world infection in the form of a renegade teenager. (except for the mother plant) no living thing can tell him what to do. as frenzied and paranoid as they are loyal and active, they never adjusted well to the supernatural circumstances that landed them in the wrong timeline and want to make big changes to save the planet (or maybe destroy it; hard to tell). bane is well on his way to becoming a rebel with a monumental cause.

[lovingoverwatchguys]

That Christmas comic just gave me the sitcom-esque concept where Jack and Gabriel get back together, and Jack is trying to forcibly drag Reaper back into normal life (for his own good, despite his protests), so Jack brings Reaper to Christmas dinner next year, and the vibes at that table are SO cursed

[basementcereal]

DEAD END JOB, EP 1

“One Hell Of A Romance”

When Grelle falls in love with infamous devil Lucifer, William and Ronald team up to find her a less demonic boyfriend.

( 20 minute made-for-totally-real-tv script ahead. Click “Keep Reading” with caution. Rated TV-14 by Your Local Network. Beta read by @spike-the-creature @littleredphantom and @nullb1rdbones. Copywrong 1988 Tumblr User Basementcereal, Inc. )

INT. BOARD ROOM - DAY

Disney channel style jingle. Shot of the top floor of a building so tall it is in the clouds. There’s a giant neon sign at the top that says “Reaper HQ��� in red lettering.

WILLIAM

We are here to discuss a certain woman in the workplace.

WILLIAM 

Grelle has been single for going on 5 years right now, and that is starting to become a workplace hazard.

RONALD

Tell me about it.

Cut to RONALD with his hand stuck in the vending machine.

RONALD

AGH! I can’t- OWWW! Get it out!

GRELLE

At least something wants to hold your hand…

RONALD

grelle my arm

GRELLE

SHE CARES ABOUT YOU! IF ONLY SOMEONE WOULD DO THE SAME FOR ME…

RONALD

GRELLE MY ARM

Cut back to the office.

RONALD

I always hated that vending machine.

SASCHA

Oh, Grelle has been a menace ever since I got transferred here.

Cut to SASCHA in the halls trying to find the retrieval break room.

SASCHA 

Hey, uh, do you know where the retrieval division’s break room is?

GRELLE 

You know, I’D like a break from being single, but NOBODY WILL EVER LOVE ME!

Awkward pause.

SASCHA

Have you tried magazine ads?

GRELLE

OF COURSE I HAVE! But APPARENTLY I’m just too beautiful for mortal men. 

Cut back to the office.

SASCHA

Ja. She has been causing problems.

WILLIAM 

Well, we clearly have to do something about this, otherwise it is going to become a much worse problem than it already is.

Cut to WILLIAM’s imagination.

Grelle is chasing the other reapers around with her chainsaw. Everyone is running in terror. The building is on fire. Some guy is collapsed on the floor. Interns are jumping out the windows.

GRELLE

FINALLY, MY FLAME! WE CAN BE TOGETHER FOREVER! EEEAAAAHHH!

She does a little twirl as the entire building begins to collapse with her in it.

Cut back to the office.

WILLIAM shudders.

WILLIAM

We need to get that woman a boyfriend, and fast.

RONALD

Well, what do we DO?

WILLIAM

We are going to try and find the most beautiful reapers in our whole department to show her all her options.

(heel noises)

WILLIAM

Oh god. Everyone act natural.

GRELLE bursts into the room. 

GRELLE

What are you doing, having a meeting without me? What are you saying about me? Are you gossiping? OOOH, I wanna hear it! 

Cut to a close up of WILLIAM’s face. Cut again to a close up of GRELLE’s face smiling excitedly. Cut to WILLIAM’s face again.

WILLIAM

Yes, actually.

GRELLE

Well, I’m sure you heard that I got a boyfriend! And HE’S SO HANDSOME!

GRELLE twirls again. WILLIAM looks relieved, and then tries to put on his best schoolgirl voice.

WILLIAM

Well, who is he? What’s his name?

GRELLE 

LUCIFER! But I just call him Lulu~

Uncomfortable silence. All the reapers kinda just awkwardly look at each other.

WILLIAM

You.

WILLIAM 

You do know who Lucifer is, right?

GRELLE

Why would I not? He’s kind, and loving, and SO HOT.

WILLIAM

Well, maybe he’s hot because he’s. From hell. Because you’re dating THE DEVIL.

GRELLE

YOU DON’T KNOW THAT!

WILLIAM 

Does he have horns, fangs, and a tail?

GRELLE looks VERY embarrassed.

WILLIAM

What did I tell you? Demon-reaper relationships are HIGHLY PROHIBITED. Not only are the demons our enemies, but they are also. Just really gross. Why would you date one.

GRELLE

AT LEAST SOMEONE LOVES ME!

WILLIAM

Okay. Look. If I can find you someone even more. Ahem. “Hot” than The Devil, then will you break up with him and date your perfect match?

GRELLE 

I mean, I suppose. But if you can’t, I’m going on another date with him tomorrow!

WILLIAM

I’d fire you all if I could. Anyways. Ronald, you’re going to go find the… “HOTTEST”… reaper in the building. I’m going to show Grelle… (sigh) pretty boy magazines.

GRELLE

OHH, this is the best day of my life!

INT. SKULLBY CONVENIENCE - DAY

Wide shot of Skullby Convenience at the bottom of the building. Disney channel jingle.

GRELLE

Oh, Skullby Convenience, how I love you. If only you would return my affections, like NO ONE EVER HAD! At least, not before him… My Lulu…

WILLIAM

Oh my god.

WILLIAM

So, where do you even find those stupid magazines?

GRELLE

Oh, can’t I just do a little bit of shopping? We’re already out and about.

WILLIAM

NO. We do not have time to waste. We’re getting you that magazine, and we’re getting it as fast as we can. Skullby Convenience is laid out to have you waste as much money as they can and put your salary back into the budget.

Awkward silence.

WILLIAM

WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING?

GRELLE 

OOH! Look at the guy on the cover! He’s SO HANDSOME!

WILLIAM

It’s called “Maneater”? Sounds completely and utterly frivolous. It is perfect.

The magazine shows a picture of SEBASTIAN in bodyguard gear.

GRELLE

“Sebastian Michaelis, the hot bodyguard of famous child actor Ciel Phantomhive”? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I love his hair! And his face! And his-

WILLIAM

Grelle, please stop, we are in a public place.

GRELLE

UGH, fine. You never let me have ANY fun.

WILLIAM

I am letting you buy low brow perverted magazines and letting you write it off as a business expense. Do you think that isn’t fun?

More awkward silence.

WILLIAM

Let’s just get in that stupid line.

The two begin to line up.

CASHIER

That’ll be 99.99.

LINE REAPER

Hold on, let me just get out my pennies. I swore to my great aunt in 1923 that I would always use exact change.

LINE REAPER begins to rummage through her purse aggressively.

WILLIAM

I hate people like that. You can just use a hundred dollar bill like a functioning member of society. 

GRELLE

Or you can just steal it!

WILLIAM

GRELLE.

GRELLE Borrow it without asking.

WILLIAM

UGH. I hope for all of our sakes that Ronald is doing better than we are…

EXT. INTERN BREAK ROOM - DAY

RONALD

Ok, you’re decent looking, but not good enough for this. Pass.

RONALD

Yikes. Never. Pass.

RONALD

Did someone drop an anvil on your head when you were born or something? PASS.

RONALD UGH, no one who works here is hot enough for Grelle to date instead of that stupid demon guy. What’s his face? Loafer? What kind of parent names their kid Loafer?  

RONALD

And more importantly, why do I have to do this instead of, oh I don’t know, my job?

INTERN

Uh, boss man?

RONALD Intern, hi. Know if any of your male colleagues are really hot?

INTERN

Ok, that’s a weird question. 

RONALD I know, I know. But can you just answer it? The higher ups are being weird again and I’m trying not to get demoted.

INTERN Well, I do know a guy in retrieval. Cool outfit and the best hair I’ve ever seen. It’s so long, you’d think he’d been growing it out since BEFORE it was cool. Heard he came out of retirement because we’re short on staff.

Short comedic pause.

RONALD

Yeah, that’ll do it.

EXT. MANAGEMENT BREAK ROOM - DAY

GRELLE

Sebastian! Ohh, such a pretty name! And he’s a bodyguard, too! That’s like, the fifth hottest profession! EEEEE!

GRELLE

But can I truly find him and make him mine? Not until that brat he’s working for starts filming his next movie, I suppose.

WILLIAM

And when do you think that’s going to happen?

GRELLE Well, I could try tracking his soul’s activity! Ooh, that’ll be fun!

WILLIAM Grelle, you do realize you aren’t supposed to check other reapers’ lists? Did you even READ the manual?

GRELLE stares silently at WILLIAM.

WILLIAM

Well, you can borrow mine for now.

WILLIAM pulls out a comically large book that has “Employee Handbook” printed on the front. It comes with a little bookmark with skulls all over it.

GRELLE YOU READ THE EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK?

WILLIAM

YOU DIDN’T???

GRELLE

I JUST KINDA GUESSED THE RULES!

WILLIAM

YOU GUESSED THE RULES???

GRELLE YOU DIDN’T???

SASCHA walks in.

SASCHA

Uh. Is this the bathroom?

WILLIAM and GRELLE both turn to SASCHA and say something that is comedically censored by a giant beep.

SASCHA

I guess not.

WILLIAM and GRELLE resume their arguing. The scene fades out.

EXT. REAPER HQ - DAY

RONALD stands outside a dumpster, looking around.

RONALD

Okay. So I’ve been on every floor. ALLLL 1000 of them. If this man isn’t here, I’m going to lose my mind.

UNDERTAKER pops out of a dumpster.

UNDERTAKER

DID SOMEBODY SAY LOSE THEIR MIND? UEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!

RONALD stares into the camera, then turns over to UNDERTAKER. And then he begins to realize.

Cut to flashback.

INTERN Well, I do know a guy in retrieval. Cool outfit and the best hair I’ve ever seen. It’s so long, you’d think he’d been growing it out since BEFORE it was cool. Heard he came out of retirement because we’re short on staff.

Short comedic pause.

RONALD

Yeah, that’ll do it.

“That’ll do it” echoes while the scene transitions back to the dumpster.

UNDERTAKER

Whatcha starin into space for?

RONALD

I need your help. And fast.

INT. HQ ELEVATOR

RONALD

And now, all I have to do is press the but-

UNDERTAKER

ELEVATORS! Haven’t ever used one of these!

RONALD

OK, either you’ve been using the stairs this ENTIRE TIME, which, how? Or you don’t actually work here. And anyways, where are your glasses? I can get you some on floor-

Before RONALD can finish speaking, UNDERTAKER has already pressed every single elevator button. For every floor. All 1000 of them.

RONALD

It’s days like these where I wish I would get demoted to a Skullby Convenience employee.

INT. MANAGEMENT BREAK ROOM - DAY

GRELLE and WILLIAM are sitting on the couch, going over the manual.

GRELLE

How much more is there? My eyes are starting to glaze over…

WILLIAM

What do you mean? We’re only on page 7! There’s 4020 more!

GRELLE chuckles.

WILLIAM

What in god’s name is so funny about 4020?

GRELLE keeps laughing.

GRELLE

I’m sorry, I just-

GRELLE laughs so hard that she starts falling over onto the couch, hitting WILLIAM in the face with her heels.

WILLIAM

Remember the deal. You finish reading the manual, so you can finally have a shred of sense, and in return you get to go to Funtom Productions and stalk that stupid bodyguard.

GRELLE

YES, OBVIOUSLY I REMEMBER THE DEAL! YOU JUST MADE IT WITH ME! WHY DID YOU SAY IT AGAIN?

WILLIAM

You know what, I don’t know. Perhaps there is some narrative reason. Exposition, perhaps.

GRELLE

That’s ridiculous. Nobody would ever write a story about us.

WILLIAM

You’re right, you’re right.

WILLIAM

Now onto page 8 we go.

GRELLE

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy

INT. HQ ELEVATOR

RONALD and UNDERTAKER are stuck in the elevator. 

RONALD

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PRESS EVERY BUTTON? I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT FLOOR WE’RE STUCK ON!

UNDERTAKER

HEEHEE! I JUST WANTED TO HAVE A LITTLE LAUGH A YOUR EXPENSE!

RONALD

Well, because of you, we’re BOTH stuck in this stupid thing.

UNDERTAKER

FINE. I’m SORRY for pressing all 1000 elevator buttons.

RONALD

No you’re not.

UNDERTAKER

EHEHE, you got me!

RONALD

Well, what now? Do we just wait until the repair reapers come?

UNDERTAKER

They have those?

RONALD

Yeah, a surprising amount of reapers just end up in maintenance. I can’t imagine having to be a janitor for all of eternity. I don’t LIKE field work, but at least I don’t have to clean all 1000 floors of this place.

UNDERTAKER looks at RONALD mischieviously.

RONALD

Speaking of 1000 floors, I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAD TO STOP ON 998 FLOORS BEFORE THE ELEVATOR BROKE DOWN! I COULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT! JUST TWO FLIGHTS OF STAIRS. COULDN’T HAVE BEEN THAT HARD! BUT NOOOOOO.

Comedic pause.

UNDERTAKER

99 bottles of souls on the wall, 99 bottles of souls,

RONALD

That’s not even how that works.

UNDERTAKER

Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of souls on the wall.

RONALD

(sigh) 98 bottles of souls on the wall, 98 bottles of souls, take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of souls on the wall.

UNDERTAKER

97 bottles of souls on the wall, 97 bottles of souls, take one down, pass it around, 96 bottles of souls on the wall.

EXT. MANAGEMENT BREAK ROOM - SUNSET

MANY HOURS LATER

GRELLE

FINALLY! ALL 4020 PAGES! 

GRELLE twirls at the sight of freedom in front of her.

GRELLE

Now for your end of the deal, Will.

WILLIAM

(sigh) Fine. You can go find that stupid bodyguard. At least he isn’t a demon.

GRELLE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

GRELLE runs off very quickly and excitedly, despite wearing heels higher than a stoner.

WILLIAM

Finally, I can go home…

EXT. FUNTOM PRODUCTIONS - NIGHT

GRELLE crouches with binoculars in one of the bushes outside Funtom Productions. She smiles evilly. 

GRELLE (thinking)

Now to wait for him to go outside.

SEBASTIAN goes outside.

SEBASTIAN

I must say, I swear I heard something…

GRELLE freezes.

SEBASTIAN

Must have been nothing.

GRELLE sighs in relief.

SEBASTIAN

Oh. It’s back.

SEBASTIAN

You know, I could swear I heard someONE who isn’t supposed to be here.

GRELLE (THINKING)

Run.

GRELLE dashes out of the bush and climbs onto the fence. SEBASTIAN grabs GRELLE’s shoe in an attempt to stop her, but her shoe just falls off.

GRELLE (THINKING)

I just got those…

GRELLE makes it over the fence, tumbling over the other side. Her other shoe falls off in the process.

GRELLE

I really should have worn runners… Who am I kidding, I don’t even own runners. At least I won’t get my socks muddy.

It starts comically pouring rain.

GRELLE

OH FOR FU-

INT. WILLIAM’S OFFICE- NIGHT

GRELLE shows up in the office, covered in mud, frizzy hair, and no shoes with the biggest frown on her face.

WILLIAM

I’m assuming that went well.

GRELLE

YEAH. WENT GREAT. OH JOY.

WILLIAM

To be fair, you did try and sneak into a celebrity’s house to try and flirt with his bodyguard. I don’t know what you were expecting there.

GRELLE

YOU TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME INSTANTLY.

WILLIAM

I was being sarcastic.

 GRELLE

I- BEING SARCASTIC? YOU GOT MY HOPES UP FOR NO REASON! YOU MADE ME BELIEVE IN LOVE! SO I AM going on another date with LULU…

RONALD and UNDERTAKER come into the room.

RONALD

Grelle! I found you a boyfriend.

UNDERTAKER

Groovy.

GRELLE stares at UNDERTAKER in complete awe.

GRELLE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I LOVE HIS HAIR! AND HIS FACE! AND HIS-

WILLIAM

Grelle. We’re at work.

GRELLE

LUCIFER IS DUMPED. DONE. FOREVER. YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL!

UNDERTAKER

hee hee

GRELLE and UNDERTAKER act ridiculously around each other. WILLIAM and RONALD stare in fear.

RONALD

It’s like a match made in heaven.

WILLIAM

Or rather in hell.

RONALD

Purgatory?

WILLIAM

Purgatory.

INT. STAIRWELL - NIGHT

RONALD

I (huff) am not (huff) going in the elevator (huff) ever again (huff)

UNDERTAKER slides down the stairs on a pizza box like a little kid.

UNDERTAKER

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

RONALD

99 more flights of stairs to go down, 99 more flights of stairs.

RONALD

Take one down, pass it around, 98 more flights of stairs to go down.

RONALD collapses. Cut to black for everywhere but RONALD’s face. Disney channel jingle. Roll the credits.

[josh0555]

This is the Beigoma Academy Beyclub Team from Beyblade Burst. The Beigoma Academy Beyclub Team is composed of 6 actors, Luis Manzano, Matteo Guidicelli, Sam Milby, DingDong Dantes, Rocco Nacino and Enchong Dee who portrayed the characters Valt Aoi, Shu Kurenai, Rantaro Kiyama, Ken Midori, Daigo Kurogami and Wakiya Murasaki. Before Beyblade Burst started airing on TV5 in 2013, DingDong Dantes moved to TV5 in 2010 after he was in ABS-CBN for a long time since 1992. Enchong Dee also moved to TV5 in 2010 after he was in ABS-CBN for 15 years since 1995. But Dominic Roco is not coming back to TV5 in 2010. Eventually, Sam Milby will be taking over the voice of Rantaro Kiyama but unfortunately, He took over the voice of Naruto Uzumaki in the Naruto series in 2012. Due to this, He moved to TV5 in 2005. After Beyblade Burst God ended in May 3, 2015 on TV5, DingDong Dantes returned to ABS-CBN in 2015. But Rocco Nacino also moved to ABS-CBN in 2015. Somehow, Enchong Dee moved to GMA in 2015 and he will marry to a SexBomb girl named Sugar Mercado in FPJ’s Ang Probinsyano. Although Sam Milby will be staying on TV5 where he will retake the voice of Naruto Uzumaki when Naruto: Shippuden starts airing on TV5 in 2015. When Beyblade Burst Sparking began airing on TV5 in 2017, Dominic Roco, Rocco Nacino and Enchong Dee returned to TV5 in 2017. But DingDong Dantes will not coming back to TV5 in 2017. Luckily, Dominic Roco’s younger brother Felix Roco also returned to TV5. Dominic Roco, Felix Roco, Rocco Nacino and Enchong Dee’s contracts to TV5 will expire in March 31, 2018. Luckily, Dominic Roco and Felix Roco will both take over the roles of Rantaro Kiyama and his younger brother Ranjiro Kiyama. But Michael Pangilinan took over the voice of Ranzo Kiyama. Before the group was formed, DingDong Dantes, Sam Milby and Enchong Dee were from the ABS-CBN sitcom show Bubble Gang with Tito Sotto, Vic Sotto, Joey de Leon, Willie Revillame, Arcee Muñoz, Ritz Azul, Alice Dixson, Tuesday Vargas and Eula Caballero. But eventually, Luis Manzano and Matteo Guidicelli were from the PTV-4 sketch comedy kids show Ang TV, They started their careers when they were children. Later, They moved to ABS-CBN in 2000. But they moved to GMA in 2005 when Luis Manzano is about to reunite with his dad Edu Manzano because he moved to GMA in 2000. Somehow, They moved to TV5 in 2010. But Rocco Nacino started his career on TV5 in 2005. DingDong Dantes was born in March 23, 1975 and was confirmed to be the eldest member of the group. He was known to be “The Lucky Man” due to his good luck. Enchong Dee was born in January 6, 1980 and was known to be 5 years younger than DingDong Dantes. Sam Milby was born in February 12, 1981. He was known as “The Ninja Master” just like his best friend Marco Alcaraz who is an actor of ABS-CBN from 2000 to 2010. Luis Manzano was born in July 14, 1985 in Paris, France. He was known as “The Azure Superstar” but not like Arcee Muñoz who is known as “The Scarlet Superstar”. He is also known to be the best superstar in the world. He can speak in French, Filipino and English influently. Before he was "The Azure Superstar", He was known as "The Rockstar" because he dyed his hair red just like Arcee Muñoz. Somehow, He dyed his hair blue when he moved to GMA in 2005. But Ritz Azul dyed her hair blue before she moved to GMA in 2000. Matteo Guidicelli was born in August 31, 1985 in Venice, Italy. He was known as “The Crimson Devil”. He can speak in Italian, Filipino and English influently. He also suffers from ADHD which means if he does something that is terrible, he might go berserk and destroy everything. However, His therapist tells him to learn how to control his rage. Before he was “The Crimson Devil”, He was known as “Jack Frost” from the 2002 movie Frozen. But Matteo Guidicelli dyed his hair white when he moved to GMA in 2005. Rocco Nacino was born in October 12, 1988. He was known as “The Grim Reaper”. But now, It’s obvious that Rocco Nacino was 3 years younger than Luis Manzano and Matteo Guidicelli although he was the youngest of the team.

[blazefirefox]

yippee! doai (+ ocs as memes!) I decided to do this and literally finished in an hour???? because the world hates me, all the videos I compiled for this are almost 20 minutes, which Tumblr can't handle, so I just cut them in half and will start working on the other half at a later date. HOWEVER, the first half was apparently too big for Tumblr, so I split that in half and I will upload the other half of THIS in a second lmao

some stuff:

this includes some OCs that I have not revealed yet

this also includes scenarios from the DOAI sitcom au

this also includes ocs from my dear friend @mapalssyrup's au, Bleeding From Every Orifice (‼️which I do not own‼️)

the memes from said AU will be labeled with BFEO and the ones from the sitcom au will be labeled, well, sitcom au

when someone is labeled "Mortimer Gray", it was mortimer when he was human, and when it's just "Mortiemer", that's when he's veldigunified(tm)

same applies for Alex

alright enjoy

EDIT: here's part two

[hils79]

Hils Watches Goblin - Ep 2

I really hope this is a real sign that they just have in Canada. Can any Canadians confirm? Are fairy sighting signs a real thing?

I really hope this is also a thing

I mean in Quebec it's probably more likely to be French but this still made me laugh

I love her

Oh my god I am obsessed with that top the Grim Reaper is wearing. Did someone have to lace him into that like a corset?

I don't think it's unreasonable for the goblin to have a bride and also a groom

Ooh is the spinach cursed? I love that people just keep randomly giving her vegetables

I definitely haven't been standing here for ages waiting for you to walk past. He's such a dork I love him.

He does wear some excellent knitwear in this

Is everyone in this bisexual? Eun Tak was totally checking out the hot lady

Proposed to a man at the start of the episode. Hit on a woman halfway through the episode. Good for her!

HAHA! Interrupted her betrothed's dinner to tell him about her hot new boss

I cannot with how cute he is. Totally stealing every scene he's in

I was expecting him to be all dark and brooding and angsty and instead he's...this

Oh my god

The poor grim reaper just wants to sleep in his nice comfy bed instead of dealing with this nonsense

HAHAH! Oh my god I'm dying. There should be a whole sitcom about these two living together

They really need to kiss though

I am obsessed with her cute little work outfit

Doesn't say anything about the same sex though 😏

Oh she's actually older than I thought

It's about to get awkward when he has to explain that the grim reaper is his housemate

Aww this poor girl. She has no idea about all the outfit changes and props he's been through to try and impress her.

I love him

I love her getting all the info she needs from the local ghosts

Oh those dudes are going to regret kidnapping her very soon I think

AHHHHHHH! They both came to save her! OT3! OT3!

[sagasimsworld]

In the darkness of night I decided to find out if it is possible to rejuvenate Bonehilda and have a relationship with her. I was surprised.

Just in case: do not eat or drink while reading this post, plz. :D

Bonny is not happy about this idea too:

Firstly, I placed the Jelly Beans and Cow Plant on lot - but Bonehilda completely ignored Beans, and Cow ignored Bonny.

I waited a day and decided to change tactic. I like orange ghosts - so I decided to drop a meteor on Bonehilda.

I casted 3 meteors, 1 sim on family lot died... but it didn't hurt Bonny.

After it I decided to play seriosly and aged Bonehilda by MC. It worked - she died:

Then I revived her by MC - and it was mistake. After revival Bonehilda was revived as undead maid - and didn't appear in character panel.

So I killed her by aging for the second time and raised her as playable ghost - and that worked!

Despite resurrected as ghost, Bonehilda isn't a ghost - she behaves like a normal sim with certain limitations (I'll talk about it later).

Also, she has resistance to flame.

After completing the first phase, I proceeded to next step. Rejuvelation.

Luckily, my werewolf lady had enough points to buy 'Young Again' potion. This potion was gifted to Bonehilda.

And that's what happened next:

Holy cow! I NEVER EXPECTED THIS!

She has a human head now but under the skin she's still Bonehilda!

After surviving this discovery I decided to change her style. World, meet a new Bonehilda!

To continue the experiment, I decided to add a Reaper and a daemon dude to family and move an unusual trio to new house.

'Hey buddy, we are your new neighbours'

In a new lot I planned to arrange a romantic sitcom. But it didn't happen because Bonehilda didn't get a full functionality of standard sim. Her relationships existed only while she was interacting with another sim and nullified after talk ended. No matter how hard poor lady tried to make friends, her curse - or amnesia - ruined every attempt.

To fool that mechanics, I several times sent her to theater to have a wohoo - luckily enough, for such event relationship is not needed - but after ~8 attempts she still didn't get pregnant.

I decided to save a game and continue the experiment later. But, unfortunately, I didn't take Bonny's coffin to new lot, and when I loaded a game, Bonehilda turned into a regular sim. This is her real face:

She is a default sim with '0' in every slider. Interestingly, she has non-standard hair color.

Seeing this... I sighed and returned to previous save, where she still lived in previous house. It that save she still had a skeleton look - due to coffin in lot, I suppose.

To save a time, this time I used MC to make her pregnant. She got a standard body during the pregnancy:

But after the birth of daughter her skeleton look returned after clicking on 'everyday outfit'.

Her daughter is a regular sim and doesn't have any problems with relationships.

I saved her daughter to gallery and stopped an experiment at this step. But if you have any ideas to be checked, you are welcome!

Bonus. Meeting your past self.

[rarepair-haven]

Do you know the Cross x Reaper ship?

So, one of the shipnames of this ship is: Creaper.

And the first thing that goes through my head when I see this shipname is: "Creaper? Oh man"-

I feel really stupid about this-

No it works if anyone watches their sitcom of a love life for too long they’d immediately explode just like Creeper Minecraft