#really love that Olive gets to be just as loud and mean and weird and ‘ugly’ as the rest of the guys. she can throw a punch too. she’s not

[yoiisa]

Hello XD

I HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL :>>

1st time requesting (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) hehe and I really enjoy Ur writing btw!! it's amazing :3

Would it be possible to ask for shidou with a really soft-hearted reader who's kinda his opposite all calm and rational but can be too sensitive sometimes

U can go as far as you'd like wink wink ⁄⁠(⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠-⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠)⁠⁄

NO PRESSURE if U don't wanna!

Ty<33

-🐞

why yes!!

➜ people are genuinely so shocked whenever the see you and the fucking loose canon shidou ryusei together ➜ like, they'll see you in public with a gentle smile on your face, smelling like fresh daisies and vanilla, and decked out in pastel colors and then suddenly this neon gyaru fucking explosion just appears next to you

"Hey, hey, look over there," a boy mutters to his other friend while elbowing him. "Wha- oh shit!" the second boy's face instantly reddens as he sees you staring at a dressed up mannequin in the windows of a department store. You're so wonderstruck and excited by the cute outfit, you don't even notice the pair of boys staring at you from a few feet away. "Should we ask for her number?" the first one asks, already ready to pounce. "Y-yeah, lemme just get my phone out- wait, who's that-" "BABE-UH!!" You turn around and see Shidou just in time for him to practically jump on top of you. His arms wrap tight around your shoulders and he yanks you into his side, grinning. He smothers the side of your head in kisses and then looks up at the mannequin. "Ooooh, you'd look perfect in that~" he teases, before guiding you into the store. "C'mon, let's get it."

➜ when the u20s meet you, sendou shuts down completely. there is absolutely no universe in which someone as adorable as you should be dating shidou ➜ even oliver is like what the hell ➜ the two of them will pull you aside and ask questions about your life. not your love life, but just your regular life, trying to find out if shidou's blackmailing you or you're in any danger

"You know, there are other boys out there who like pink," Oliver says sheepishly, his hands on your shoulders. You know from Shidou that Oliver has a reputation with the ladies, but from the way he's interacting with you right now, he seems more concerned than flirtatious. "I know," you say, your voice sweet and even-toned. "But Ryusei-" "Be honest, like, just level with me for a second [name]," Sendou interrupts, diverting your attention to him. He gently pushes Oliver aside and stares deep into your eyes. "Are you in any-" "Whatcha guys talking about over here?" Shidou calls out, coming up behind the two of you. Sendou jumps back at least three feet and Oliver completely straightens up like he's an army man that's been called to attention. Shidou gently pulls you back and away from the two older boys. His voice is still playful, but you know he's a bit jealous. His smirk is a little too wolfish. "Oh, nothing," Oliver replies, waving Shidou off. Off to the side, you see Sendou wrap his thumb in his palm with his fingers, and his eyes practically beg you to return the gesture. You sigh and shake your head.

➜ all this being said though, shidou is genuinely such a fun boyfriend ➜ despite his loud behavior, he's so attentive and caring ➜ if you're upset, he will drop everything to make sure you feel better ➜ he's constantly sending you flowers, especially if he's overseas. while he's in france you have at least three vases at all times filled with different bouquets of sunflowers, tulips, roses, daises, baby's breath, and anything else you can possibly imagine ➜ he has a particular love for the really weird flowers too

It's Sunday, which means you haven't moved from the couch in the past two hours. The bowl from which you ate your ramen is crusting and you've made considerable progress on the book your reading. Your bangs are in rollers and you're fresh from an everything-shower. But what's really tying this all together is the soft smell of the flowers Shidou sent you. They sit on the window sill, baking in the sunlight. They're just so beautiful. After you finish the last page of the book, you shut it and stretch like a cat, arching your back as you raise your arms above your head. You flip onto your stomach, the blanket you were under slipping off of you and onto the floor. You reach a hand out and gently stroke the petals of a sunflower with your finger, marveling at how soft they are. You take a photo of the flowers, the petals and even more vibrant color thanks to the sun and send it to Shidou. you: they miss u not more than me tho ٩(๑`^´๑)۶ You end up falling asleep right there on the couch, and when you wake up, the sun's already gone down. It must've been a few hours. You check your phone and see that Shidou responded to you. ryuuuuuu: AHHHH IM COMING BACK RN WAIT FOR ME MY BABIES Yeah, he's perfect.

a/n: honestly, im not the biggest shidou fan in the world, but writing this oddly made me grow a very strong soft spot for him lol

[bwobgames]

They see a slumped, defeated looking Owen and a pensive Simon on one of the tables.

“Now that’s not the mood for a fancy train ride. Cheer up, strange creatures!”

“No can do, for the future only brings ruin. Forked paths. Uncertain fate. Such an herculean feat of Atlas proportions”

“What”

“We’re thinking”

“Are you?”

“They’re bummed out because they have to choose a career for university”

“WHA- WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?”

“Around”

“Is that what’s worrying you? Career prospects?”

“It’s more than that! I took a year off to ~find myself~ but uh. I mostly played videogames and got a cool haircut”

“And now I have to actually do the damn thing, and I still haven’t found out what I want to do!”

“It’s alright Owen, the university life is not for everyone.”

“No no, I know that! But I need to know what is it that I want to do for the rest of my life!”

“That does sound like a Herculean feat of Atlas proportions”

“Well, what is it that you like to do?”

“Uh. Listen to Medieval versions of popular music?”

“…As like. A hobbie”

“Don’t worry, a lot of people don’t end up working as the thing they studied. I was a security guard for a good while!”

“Security! That’s it!”

“A security expert? That’s a noble job”

“I’LL BECOME THE NEXT DOMINION!”

“The guy is nowhere to be found, and people found he sold all the stuff he stole so he must be loaded, right?”

“And! I get to have a cool costume!”

“You think it’s cool…?”

("He thinks it's cool?!")

“Owen that’s how you get in jail. And at least a few broken bones. A person needs to be borderline crazy to believe they can pull off the stuff Dominion did”

“Because he was like no other, truly. Amazing, mysterious, charming…”

“A complete lunatic”

“less than three”

“wh- Did you say the heart emoji out loud?”

“Well, if I can’t be Twominion then what do you think I should be, Mr. B- Oliver Beebo?”

Hmm… Something that Owen would enjoy…

“I think you’d do it well”

“Well, that does sound fun, but uh, isn’t that a bit… low on employment?”

“That is true, but. Does it really matter for your type?”

“My type?”

“Rich people."

"You have connections. Your parents have connections. No matter how low-end a career path might be, you’ll get to do anything because of your family’s name”

“Ollie, you’re not wrong but I don’t think that’s what the kid wants to hear right now…”

“Why not? It means he’s free to do whatever he wants. Look at Nadia”

“Oliver…”

“She’s studying film. In a country with barely any movie productions. Less so known ones aside from some closed circles. On a private University.”

“Yet she’ll be able to do all the movies she wants and be successful because the Margulis name is strong”

“…Excuse you. Are you implying I’m not able to be successful on my own?”

“Ah, you certainly have talent Nadia, I wouldn’t say anything against that”

“But that talent can be found in millions of people. People who might be even more talented. But we’ll never know because they won’t be able to reach the place it has been given to you on talent alone”

“You will. Because you have money. Because you were born with money.”

“…You-“

“SIMON! HAHA WHAT ABOUT YOU SIMON? HUH? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO STUDY HAHA”

“C’mon Beeb, only I’m allowed to fight the child”

(“Fight?")

Simon thinks for a second

“…Marine Biology”

“Although mom always gets weird when I say it. I think she might hate fishes”

“Bu- But you are good at cooking yeah? Didn’t you love cooking?”

“I am good at it but… The cooking scene isn’t very nice…”

“And I refuse to cook Lobster! It’s terrible and cruel!”

“Well, what if you become a vet! And specialize in fish! Or become the owner of an aquarium!”

“That just seems like a roundabout way to get to marine biology”

“You could have your own restaurant! Fish free!”

“I think it’s fine."

"If you like it and you think you can make it, then go ahead. Biology is hard though, think about that”

“I’m pretty good at it”

He seems relieved.

While he can’t speak for the others, his blonde roots and white shirt made his eyes look… almost green.

Eugene never got to study what he loved. He’ll make sure Simon does.

<-PREV START NEXT->

[inbabylontheywept]

Hi there! I just read through a few of your long form posts -- the one about the boss and the glue traps and the lizards, the one about the friend and the radishes and the cop, and the one about the breakup and the car and the neighbor's car and your dad -- and I'm just really blown away by your writing. And I'm just curious, are they actual experiences or are they fiction? They read like actual experiences, and the writing is so naturalistic and...idk, low key sweet, stream of consciousness without the major sidetracking that often happens in stream of consciousness writing and also more...more poetical in a way, I guess. I don't know. Are you published or wanting to? I mean I couldn't help with that or anything but if you've got a book out I'd love to read it.

Patrick McManus was kind of THE legendary writer to my family. When my dad was a kid, he'd sit on the porch the door that the monthly copy of Outdoor Life was going to arrive, and as soon as he got it, he'd run in with it and take it to his dad, who would gather all his kids around and read the stories out loud.

My dad loved it because his dad would make a whole performance out of the readings: He'd do voices, pantomimes, dramatic sound effects, the works. The stories are amazing, but the out-of-character behavior from his dad was half the selling point. Grandpa Hank was, to his core, a good man. But he was gruff, and socially, pretty stiff, and he didn't often show emotion. I think my dad said he saw him tear up one time growing up, and it was when he got dropped off at the MTC. My mom was married to my dad for three years before Grandpa Hank was comfortable enough to sit down in their house, and he liked her. That's just how he was.

(You just praised me for not getting sidetracked, but I'm letting myself wander down those memories a bit. He died last year. I miss him terribly.)

Anyway: Those stories were how I first started learning how to spin a yarn. I got older and I got more influence than just cowboys and Westerns, but the soul of my style is still just The American Tall Tale.

Which is to say that they're not outright fabrications. When I say that I cut all the worms up in my backyard and had a panic attack and hid in a tree until my mom got me, that happened. But I only remember the vaguest outlines of the words that were said. When there's a line in that story about my mom telling me that she's sure the worms will forgive me because they got six hearts to love and no bones to pick, that's not how she talks. That's how I talk.

Other stories, they're far less fuzzy than that, but I can still point out things I don't know. Wrestling story was from middle school, and a lot of those "crisp details" are just me painting by vibe. I've had some people that did wrestling through highschool point out things like refs not actually counting to three, or how double-legs are not actually super effective for tall wrestlers. I don't actually know how much the woman I wrestled weighed, nor do I remember how much I weighed, except that I was more than two weight classes smaller than her. Car incident, I got broke up with, went to her parents door, waited on the lawn, and was given some olives to go with a wireless phone. But exact wording of a lot of the people involved fails me. As a rule, the weirder an event is, the more likely I am to be distinctly remembering it and not just filling in the background. Except for dialogue, which often turns out weird because when I have to make up things for other characters to say, it carries too much of my own speaking style in it, and that's always been weird.

There are even points where things do come right off the rails. In the stories about J post, J himself became a sort of mythic figure after he moved, and lot of the stories about him, I don't even know I'm remembering them first hand or second hand from a story someone else shared with me.

I know it would be easier to just go, yeah, they're true, or no, they're not, but I did a weird thing and mixed them up and now even I'm a little confused.

Regarding publishing: I'm not published, and the thought of trying to get published scares the shit out of me. I

I don't know. If anyone has advice, I'd be interested.

[sanaexus]

"don't bring me to tears when i just did my make up so nice" -isagi yoichi

synopsis- you're too nonchalant and he's a little too chalant no warnings really just calling the reader his girlfriend once but please feel free to read as gn

based on this req

currently thinking about the "opposites attract" theory because it was eerily fitting for yours and yoichi’s relationship. he was stiff, awkward, struggled with social cues, and yapped a little too much to people who couldn’t care less. you, however, exuded an "i don’t give a fuck" vibe. out of the two of you, you were definitely the more "rude" and "unapproachable." if confrontation was needed, you handled it. and isagi could not be more grateful because, honestly speaking, he was only really capable of solving puzzles on the field and shit-talking every man who couldn't shoot a ball into the goal.

nothing really phased you. loud noises, annoying kids, sad movies—it all bounced right off you. (except for a dog dying, because you weren’t that heartless.) but every superman has his kryptonite, and yours was your boyfriend. the striker just had a way of getting to you.

according to you, it was superrrr weird, honestly. because what do you mean a man was willing to wake up way before you did on a sunday morning just to make you your favorite breakfast—when it was literally his only day off? and what the hell do you mean by he was willing to stand there for over 45 minutes, patiently waiting for you to finish your makeup and hair?

everything isagi did for you was genuine. no matter how big or small the action was, it was second nature to him.

picking out the olives from your food? he didn’t know why he did it—his hand just moved on autopilot, reaching for your plate like a reflex. following the sidewalk rule? he never even realized it was a thing; it just made sense to him to walk on the outer side. passing by a store and seeing something you might like? before he even thought about it, he was already inside, buying it—and more.

and this made you want to perish because holy shit—why was he so fucking nice? why did he treat your emotions with such careful gentleness, as if they were fragile glass that would shatter if handled too roughly? how was he always dealing with your bullshit with utmost patience? how did he treat you with so much love?

but the things that really made you want to ugly sob weren’t even the things mentioned above. no, it was the smaller acts of love. the way he refused to let you sleep if you were angry or sad because, no, you deserved better than that, and he would make sure of it. the way he never raised his voice—no matter how wrong you were or how big of a mistake you made. the way he somehow understood you without you even needing to use words.

yeah, defo thinking about isagi, who turns his tuff, nonchalant dreadhead girlfriend into a high school teenage girl with her first crush—just with a single small praise.

HAIII GNG I HOPE YALL ENJOYED READING THIS BECAUSE I GIGGLED AND TWIRLED MY HAIR WHILE WRITING IT

divider credits to @/v6que

[bubblergoespop]

My Top Aaron Quotes

men who are just constantly tired of everything>>>>>

“Well buckle up, wiz kid.”

“So yeah, I am gonna miss you. I’m really gonna miss you.”

“Sue me. Except don’t. My brain is already fried from the financials, I don’t need to throw legalese on top of that.”

“Fuck it. There’s nothing in here I can’t replace. I want you."

“Oliver”

“I didn’t say I wanted to spend the day with you, I asked if you wanted to spend the day with me. I asked first.”

"Ell"

“Hey, stop it. Because you know how much I like you running your fingers through my hair. Makes my brain go all fuzzy.”

“I appreciate it. And you.”

“Oh, it’s not playing dirty. It’s just me making you feel good.”

“I didn’t realise I was apparently dating an anthropomorphic backpack.”

“H-hey—stop it. You—no, your kisses are just… it tickled. Shut up. So what if my sides are ticklish, it’s not like that’s weird, you shit.”

“Oh, and now you can’t even find the strength to lift your head out of my lap, hmm? You poor thing. Who knew that being lazy could be so exhausting?”

“I love you very much. Now get off me.”

“You talked a big talk back then. But it turns out you’re just a cuddle-hungry softy after all, huh? Yes you are. At least when you’re still sleepy, anyway.”

“I also know you’re probably the kind to fly off half-cocked and make me chase you down with the SPF 50 like a madman. If for no other reason than to infuriate me.”

“Come here. Come closer. Because I said so.”

“I love you. And I love rain. And I love being with the person I love while it rains. Isn’t that a fun little combo?”

“You are very cute looking up at me like that.”

“Or is the thought of a few more minutes in my arms that much of an imposition? Asshole. Mmm. I love you too.”

“I can’t even try to say a nice thing without you having to get some snark into it, can I? No, I wouldn’t have it any other way. You brat. I love you just as you are.”

“You make me better. And that’s no small order when you’re talking about me, given the high level I already started at.”

“A man’s gotta eat. And you’ve always been my favorite thing on the menu.”

“Oh yes, you’re so put upon. Your evil boyfriend only makes you a whole breakfast spread, he won’t then also let you sleep in even later than you already have.”

“Eli”

“Yes, in a shocking twist, I do find your absence unpleasant. Perish the thought, right?”

“Time spent with the people I care about is important to me. It doesn’t have to be time doing anything special, it doesn’t have to be conversations about our future or some greater purpose or any of that shit, I just want to be with the person that I’m with.”

“Sure, there are plenty of ways to sleep on a couch just fine. It’s your hybrid approach that lands somewhere between gymnast and pretzel that tends to get you in trouble.”

“You’re okay. It’s gonna be okay.”

“If it feels like it's coming on again, come tell us, okay?”

“I only met them a handful of times. They're sweet. They laugh a lot. They spent most of the time giving Elliott shit, it was funny. Not in like a mean way, like the way you do when you love somebody that much. They were a good balance for one another.”

“God I sound old. And I feel old. And I’m not, but it feels like it. A grumpy old man. Might as well start yelling at kids to not play so loud in the neighborhood, really complete the image.”

“Stop calling me an old man, only I’m allowed to call me old. Don’t be mean. I’m in a vulnerable state. I need baseless praise.”

“Yes. Holding you feels very productive.”

“Yeah. Let me just rub it on that pretty face for a little bit…”

“ It’d be fine. Almost as fine as you. I’m tired, I’m allowed to be stupid.”

“El, I have never hated you. You’re my little brother, I love you.”

“No the windows are mirrored glass. You should know that, you worked here.”

“Whose is it? Louder”

“Thank you baby. Yeah, thank you for trusting me like you do. […] All I wanna do is prove myself worthy of that trust.”

[lizzaneia-elizalde]

Older Male Yandere x Young Female Reader

I don’t want this to sound/look bad, but a new yandere who has DILF energy. NOT an actual DILF (he doesn’t have any children…yet), but he could basically pass as one since he’s amazing with children and is on the older side (so like 40s?)

I’m sorry…I kinda have a thing for older, mature, responsible men. And I just wanna be a baby girl for them sometimes (yes don’t worry I’m an adult adult, not someone who just legally became an adult; I know about relationship power dynamics, potential for abuse, etc.)

P.S. There needs to be older yandere men in general (like genuinely older than reader darling). It’s such an untapped archetype

Thanks!!! 💝

Yandere! Male! Dilf! NSFW asmrtist! x Fem! regular! Superfan! Reader

Hmm, I actually had problems thinking of what to put as a plot... Then my keyboard autocorrected Dilf to D*ldo and I was like 👁️👄👁️ and then WAIT. HOW ABOUT A NSFW ASMRTIST? (since you know, d*ldo is sexual and some people please themselves with the toy when they listen-- you get the gist)

I remembered a certain ASMRtist(?) that introduced me to NSFW yandere audios, so I'm naming the yan from him. He just did one from what I know? But "Hot Boy Summer" will have a special place in my heart bajwkdkxmf

Note: this one has explicit NSFW in this one, just putting it out. Daddy kink, but only mentioned once.

Yandere! NSFW asmrtist name: Rose

"Another Rosas banger"

"It was so good help"

"My legs just spread apart"

"Daddy just served dinner AND I'M EATING WELL TONIGHT"

As Rose posted on a certain subreddit for NSFW audiophiles, people immediately flooded the post. They upvoted, commented, some dared to share.

But to a lot, it's a sweet, dirty secret that they listen to NSFW audios. Especially yandere audios.

I mean, who in their right mind want somebody as obsessed and possessive as yanderes? Even in fiction, they are weird!

Well, not for Rose and his audiences.

He feeds into their fantasies. May it be CNC, full on NC, BDSM, or his audience's favorites: Yandere Dilf audios.

God, people eat them up like no other.

Due to this, Rose, with his username RosasAudios, achieved some kind of cult following. Close to a million followers, he made being an NSFW voice actor a full time job.

His naturally deep voice with a little bit of huskiness, a little bit of accent that's vaguely SE Asian, and an undertone of sweetness, made people giggle and writhe in their bed. And to those more peculiar, he feeds into their daddy issues.

He was never loud in his audios. Just a modulated talking tone, maybe even a whisper. So when the NSFW part happens, due to the binaural nature of his audios, it feels like he's really there when you listen to his audios. Whispering hot breath into your ear as the wet sfx filled your senses.

He loved the attention. But at most, he looks at it as a past time that provides enough money to live in slight luxury due to commissions and subscriptions.

In reality, he's a 40-ish year old man, living alone in a suburban neighborhood. Bookish in nature, he dons a soft, yet reliable look. Messy hair that covers his forehead, thick framed black eyeglasses, a carefully trimmed short beard that clings to his olive skin, soft, resting eyes that feels like it soothes one's soul whenever they look at them, a tall frame with enough buff-ness that one can rest on his chest with comfort, and an outfit consisting of light academia clothes of sweaters, shirts, pants, vests, etc. Laugh lines and slight wrinkles decorated his handsome face.

Even then, neighbors swoon for the man. Even married people.

He's sweet, reliable, generous, kind, good with kids. Why doesn't he have a spouse again?

With a gentle shake to his head, he scratches his neck and whispers bashfully with a red face.

"I'm waiting for somebody."

That made people swoon over him more.

As people longingly look at the lonely man, he bows to them and enters his home to record another set of audios for the highest tier on his subscription.

And, despite having a handful of people there, there's one person he's excited on making a dedicated, personal audio for.

You

And you? A superfan. You've been listening to Rose for a long time. Dare I say, one of his first, if not the first, regular.

You discovered him first when your friend introduced you to the subreddit.

His post, not getting that much attention due to being plain. No that much tags nor flairs at all. Just an inconspicuous "first audio [M4F] [Vanilla] [yandere]" and that was it.

When you listened, the mic had a weird quality to it, but god where you aroused due to how genuine it sounds. Like he's specifically talking to you with how... Personal it sounds.

And yeah, his first audios were not for you at all. Just your typical audios for a lot of people.

So, you lurked on his account, being his first follower.

You commented on the post also.

"first audio? Are you sure? You sound so good! This is my first time here in the subreddit. And if a newcomer like you already has this quality, I know I'll have a good time here."

Lengthy, but it gave Rose the boost of confidence he needs.

So, naturally, he replied.

"thank you so much! I just saw this subreddit one day and, by sheer boredom, decided to try it. It's weird, but thrilling. And it's your first too? I'm glad to be your first 😉"

He felt the wink and joke was too risky, but you replied in barks so, despite being bewildered due to not used to internet in-jokes, he laughed and decided to continue the grind.

Even as he continued to pump audios, you never failed to listen to every. Single. One.

You were in love with his audios and voice.

And he was falling for you.

God, is it weird to fall for a stranger on the internet?

So, by the time he reached 100k followers, he decided to do a small meet and greet online to those who can decipher the message.

And you, feral little minx you are, deciphered it in a jiffy and slammed the answer on his inbox.

You were the first too.

Rose, frozen, shakily sent you the zoom meeting room.

Nobody other than you deciphered the message yet.

He wants to talk to you one on one.

So, as he fixes himself and slaps his own cheeks to wake him up, he nervously waited for you to join the meeting with the password.

Then, he saw you.

Gorgeous, beautiful you.

His eyes sparkled like it didn't sparkle before. His heart, painfully beating on his chest and his ears, overflowed with attraction and love as he drank in your figure.

"Rosas omg hi! We finally got to talk one on one. Well, as one on one as a video call is."

Oh, how he groans. Your voice is sweet and lovely in his ears.

"Hi, y/nDarling. I can't believe I get to see the face of the person who has been with me since... Forever!"

"Right?! And damn. Rosas, take this with full confidence, alright? You're fucking hot."

Rose shakes his head with a chuckle.

"You... You're as cheeky as your typings."

You stuck out your tongue childishly and he laughs. His deep voice making you shiver.

"Oh and, you're actually old?"

"ouch?"

"OH MY GOD NO WHAT I MEAN IS, since you frequently make dilf audios, and you're actually one--"

Rose blinks. You consider him a dilf even in person?

He leans forward with a lopsided smirk.

"So, you consider me as a daddy you'd like to fuck?"

"No, stop STOP I DIDN'T MEAN THAT! WAIT, I MEAN IT, WAIT OH MY GOD ROSAS PLEASE STOP TEASING ME."

And as he laughs loudly, he knew you were the one.

He continued to talk to you for a long time, due to his other followers being quite slow in deciphering the message.

He did make the message with you solving it immediately in mind, while the others will struggle.

They were not you, after all.

Why would he care?

When he ended the video call, he had a silly, lovesick grin on his face.

He wants to make an audio.

And that audio was his most viral due to being so genuinely feral, lovesick, and longing it is for the listener.

"Ugh... Fuck, you're so tight..."

"Bend over for me, love. Don't you fucking dare crawl away."

"yes, just like that. Open your mouth, stick out your tongue like that..."

Rose, in his recording studio (his walk in closet), recorded the personal audio for you. You requested CNC, predator and prey, DILF, and breeding, along with other tags that can make a victorian lady die from how obscene it is.

At first, when he opened his subscriptions, he was bewildered by your wild and straightforward requests, but now he's used to it. Maybe even love it.

He imagined you bending over for him, your sweet hole gripping his c0ck as he pistons inside of you. Your tear stricken face, aroused with fear and desire, looks at him, begging for more.

Rose flinches, as he lets out a loud groan to the microphone. Cumming all over his hands.

Hey, it helps with authenticity, okay?

Rose sighs, imagining you cradled into his tight embrace as he said the last lines of the script.

"You're mine, y/n. Nobody else's, just mine."

And, he ends the audio with a sloppy kiss.

He slumped down to his chair, spent yet satisfied.

But he wants more.

Yes, he did screenshot when you video called him, but that was it. It was years ago too, and he needs more material.

After cleaning up, he spun around and went to the computer to edit his raw audio with sound effects.

At first, it was weird hearing his voice saying all of the deprived shit he said, but now it's just work.

But with your audios, he was meticulous. Making sure to put as much genuine wet sfx (from him masturbat1ng), and atmospheric sfx to make your listening experience the best of all. Yours were the longest too, at least climaxing twice every personal audio.

Can you tell he has favoritism for you?

And, when he finished editing, it was already morning.

Sending the audio to you, he stood up, stretching, and went to the kitchen to make himself coffee.

It was supposed to be a typical Tuesday. Nothing that much happens in this suburbs, let alone the town he's in.

So, he turned on the radio, grabbed his coffee mug, and went outside to watch the beautiful sun coming up to the sky.

Settling in his usual chair on his patio, he drank his coffee, greeted people as they passed by, doing their own thing.

The wind was kind of cold, but nothing unwelcomed as Rose's attention got picked up by a moving truck just in front of his home.

Huh, finally. A new face to the suburbs.

He drank his coffee, before coughing it out when he saw a familiar face getting out of the car following it.

It was you.

How?

What?

Why?

Huh?

He watched with wide eyes as he watches you bounce around in excitement as you helped the movers take out your things and into your home.

He doesn't know what to do. He wants to run to you, embrace you and twirl you around.

But no, not yet.

Why are you here?

By some kind of sick joke, he thought you were stalking him.

But no, that's too much.

You're too sweet. You can't do that.

So, he just watched, waiting for you to notice him.

But you didn't, too busy on your own work to notice the older man on his patio looking at you with such longing and desire.

With you finally going inside your home, he ran inside the house and slumped down behind the door. He clutched his chest, eyes wide, blood pumping, soul rattled.

You were here.

You came to him.

He gulped, shakily standing up. The coffee mug forgotten outside but who gives a shit right now.

You're so close to him, within his grasp, and he will make sure to utilize it.

He went to the kitchen, immediately whipping up breakfast food from your country of origin before stopping.

Were you allergic to anything?

God is he stupid?!

4 decades of being alive yet he forgets if you have any allergies?

His hand shook before scrapping the food altogether.

What should he do?

He decided to whip up something relatively tasty and safe before letting it slightly cool down.

He rushes to his room, frantically showering and lathering and cleaning as much as he could, getting dressed in his casual fit that looked like he just "carelessly put together despite how amazing it looked". He trimmed his beard, dabbing on serums and moisturizers, concealers on his eyebags, before running downstairs.

He grabbed the food before rushing to your doorstep.

Wait, would it be weird?

Wouldn't it be awkward?

He did do NSWF audios, so that means you pleased yourself to his voice, right?, ( God please let it be real that you did use his audios as material)

So, it's like... Maybe seeing your teacher in public?

No, the comparison is off.

He knocked on the door.

"hello, do you..."

You froze.

He froze.

Time seemed to stop as the both of you looked at each other.

You recognized him, he recognized you.

"Ah... Rosas...?"

He grinned, laughing gently. You shivered, hearing the voice you unconsciously conditioned your body to become aroused in person for the first time.

"Hey, Y/n. Welcome to our neighborhood."

He revels in the desire in your eyes as you squeezed your thighs together.

You both became somehow good friends.

It was still awkward, seeing as how much you listened to Rose moaning and doing NSFW stuff.

But it didn't overwhelm your excitement.

It's like, seeing your idol irl, but you're his neighbor.

It made you giddy, happy, and nervous.

Meanwhile, Rose loves this new development.

He's not going to die alone.

You were there with him.

God gave you to him on a cement platter.

At first, it was just an innocent pass by.

He would pass by your house, looking at the inside by your window, his mouth whispering loving words to your figure inside. Then he got a bit risky by going boldly to your house at night to spy on you sleep.

But he wanted to know more about you. He ached, craved to know more.

So, with little to no morality left, and the only source he knew of extreme ways to show affection are his audios, he decided to fully embrace being a yandere.

At first, he still felt guilty. You inviting him over to talk, he pocketing some of your mundane things like a sock, and him bringing hidden cameras and microphones to plant inside your home.

He shivers. The thought of seeing you inside your home so vulnerable and unprotected is making him aroused.

Next, he does the next script. Using your sock to pleasure himself to make the moans and groans genuine.

The feeling of your sock, the knowledge that you wore this is making him burst at the seams.

"God, you make me feral, love."

"you're only mine, only mine. Nobody else to have you, just me."

"Yeah, cum for daddy. Come undone, baby."

How he wishes to tell you these words in person.

And, as he finishes with a jolt and a loud groan, he imagines you laying on his chest and him combing your hair with his fingers.

By the morning, he finished editing the audio, and uploads it.

He waits for you to listen to it.

He didn't need to wait for long, as the coms crackle with your giggle.

He turns on the hidden cameras, and saw you dive to your bed with headphones on, watching you close your eyes and probably imagining him.

He saw you look longingly at the window that faces his house, and he grins at the thought of you wanting him so bad.

He watches as you writhe and relax, your hands going under your clothes as you followed what's happening on the audio. He felt himself harden once more.

Fingers playing with yourself, and his hand encircling his hardened c0ck.

He pants in want, seeing you bite your lip and arch your back from the pleasure. Your eyes trembling with the euphoria.

He continued to please himself to you pleasing yourself, groaning and grinding into his hand. Wishing it was you.

And, as you came, he threw his head back, breathless and dizzy from the overwhelming pleasure.

As he stayed there lying, he watches you do the same thing again. Looking longingly at the window.

"Soon, love." Rose whispered to the computer monitor. "I will have you in my arms soon."

Both of you were relatively normal after that. Like you didn't just pleasure yourself to his voice and him doing the same to you.

But the unmistakable hunger in both of your eyes and teasing touches were a sign that things are going to break soon.

And he just waits until you can't do it anymore.

Yet he waits.

He'll continue to upload audios.

Make you ache for him so badly, knowing he's just a few meters away.

Who will break first?

But in the end, you will still end up in his arms.

"Come to me, love."

And he'll whisper to your ear lovingly as he breeds you in an animalistic way.

Don't you want that, baby?

[mare-ocean]

What are your olikase headcanons?

Omg a headcanon ask!!!!:DDDDD

(Sorry if it's too long I'm autistic and Hyperfocused on them 😭)

Well... Depends on the AU but I usually go like this:

(First, the hcs about the characters separately for more context)

How I see them ↑

Oliver is a quiet kid and probably autistic. He doesn't have many friends, but he loves animals, especially birds, and definitely prefers them over people.

He has trouble speaking; he can't regulate the volume of his voice (he always speaks lower than average) and doesn't have good diction.

He lacks a social filter and often says morbid things about his special interests. He's not very expressive either, which makes other kids think he must be a psycho or something. :')

Fukase is a chaotic ray of sunshine but tries to pretend he's cool. He has kind of lost himself in an ironic, sassy persona he created to appear more confident.

He can only focus on things he finds interesting.

Although he can be annoying and clueless, he loves his friends more than anything in the world.

He's very expressive and performative and likes to be the class clown.

Secretly, he loves cute and "hyperfeminine" things and can't live without them.

(Now, the actual olikase hcs)

When they first met, all Fukase knew about Oliver was that he was a weird guy. But when he actually interacted with Ollie, he realized he was pretty nice and that they shared some common interests.

In the beginning, Oliver was afraid that Fukase was only getting close to him to later make fun of him, but Fuka became his #1 defender.

Kase finds Oliver's unfiltered nature kind of comforting because he knows that when Oliver says he likes him and his interests, he really means it.

Fuka is really loud, but he police himself around Oliver because Ollie hates loud noises. He usually talks like his soft voicebank near him.

They're always hanging out at a treehouse that used to belong to Ruby and Hio, where they make their world domination plans. They play pretend that Point is a baby they're taking care of. Fukase is always at Oliver's house, and at this point, he’s become an honorary annoying little brother to Hio.

They like to go outside together a lot to: explore new places, collect mushrooms and berries in the woods, build sandcastles, set random things on fire, and collect lost objects. (They use the lost objects to build trinkets.)

In fantasy settings, I usually give Fukase floating powers that allow him to make Oliver float too when they hold hands.

I also imagine Oliver as a Frankenstein monster-like creature with detachable body parts, like his eye, which he sometimes lends to Fukase when he can't go out with him. (It can magically see outside his head... don’t ask me how.)

Their relationship is not exactly romantic at least not when they're 13, but they just had a little sparkle that became more serious later on when they're 15/16

I like an variety of olikase flavours but that's my default one:) I usually make them platonic except in age up AUs

But sometimes I like to make them have a crush on each other hold hands awkwardly and blush XD

(↑They're mocking a happy couple here)

Anyways, thank you for asking i really apreciate it :DD

[junespriince]

Hal: weird, you're not afraid of bats, I mean Barry wasn't as afraid but you know he had the manners to not say it out loud what he's thinking about.

Wally: wow, speedsters being different from other speedster, it almost like we're different people with different personalities and such.

Hal: rude... Barry never act like this.

Wally: hold on, *looks through his lunch bag* oh, would you look at that, out of fucks to give.

Oliver: well, Mr. Sass, can I ask you a question.

Wally: I don't know, can you?

Oliver: damn, really shouldn't have let you get corrupted by Roy.

Wally: wrong, I always been this way. Just aged, like a fine wine.

Oliver: ... I mean Barry was horrible, but you're worse than him.

Wally: yeah, because he's not my blood dad, I take after my momma.

Oliver: Mary?

Wally: Iris.

Oliver:

Oliver: yeah I see it, anything that's not my question, my question is why ain't you scared of him or creeped out at least.

Wally: easy, I saw his ditsy civilian persona, how the hell am I supposed to be scared of that? Hm? I can't be, all I see is a emo furry ditz with a punching problem.

Oliver: well, how do you feel about this Diana? Someone bullying your mans

Diana: well, let's see, my love how do you feel getting bullied by your son-in-law in front of your teammates?

Bruce, grumbling: horrible.

Diana, smiles and cheerful: I love it then.

Clark, sighing: dia, give Bruce a break, he has gremlin children he needs a break.

Wally: he doesn't deserve a break, not after he took one of his child's own mantle away from him, but we don't have to unpack that small rock in your fucky wucky quarry now.

Arthur: I thought this meeting was about the rate of high level crimes spiking...

Martian: Aquaman, shut up I'm enjoying our new flash bullying Batman.

[leothil]

I'm trying not to get my hopes up because sometimes the interviews have a total disconnect to what actually happens on the show, they like to tease and talk around, so I think something that maybe he could be talking about re 7x4 (other than what I hope it is) is actually addressing Buck's non-exploration or non-examination of his sexuality. He's still doing that thing Bobby told him he was doing with Taylor where he was just going along with the flow and not actually talking about anything real and just finding himself in relationships. I mean Tommy was a step forward because he sought him out at the harbor station and again at coffee but he was still falling into old patterns. Like canonically he doesn't know what a Kinsey scale is so maybe he is examining his feelings about being queer now that he can't just "go with the flow" and follow Tommy. It could also be his abandonment issues. (Or it could be how he was jealous of BOTH Tommy AND Eddie and he's kissed Tommy about it so there's one left...)

I don't see this as an impossibility! Having Buck reckon with what being bisexual means for himself, not just having the opportunity to be in a relationship with someone of the same sex, could have really great potential! But I don't really see why 7x04 specifically would have to be rehashed for that to happen.

Most of the episode is about Buck feeling jealous because Eddie has a new friend, and then they do the bait-and-switch to Tommy at the end ("my attention?" - "yeah, I guess so"). And Buck got to explore the crush on Tommy and the feelings related to that during their relationship, so what else is left from 7x04? Sure, I suppose abandonment issues isn't completely off the table, but it would honestly be kind of weird to tie that into 7x04 specifically when there are so many more instances of it in Buck's life they could bring up too. And if it is - well, that still ties back to Eddie. Buck being scared of being abandoned by Eddie, Buck being jealous of Eddie's attention going to someone else, and in 7x05 Buck's conflict was centered around his guilt of hurting Eddie and wanting to come out to him - he talked to Maddie and kind of accidentally came out to her without thinking deeper about it. Eddie is still the connective tissue in all the unexplored or less-explored themes in 7x04.

I guess it comes down to, I'd love if Buck would actually call himself bi on screen, but I don't think he'd need to go back and think about his feelings from 7x04 for that to happen. Oliver has at least been very clear about Buck being bi when several news outlets tried talking about it as "Buck turning gay," but yes it would be great to hear him say it out loud on national broadcast television.

[lover-of-mine]

Lady Whistledown... Things are super weird this morning. The acceptance of Tim was talking about us is getting drowned out, but we were only copying BOBS" so it's not our fault. Also a lot of but we got our deleted scene and they didn't so clearly Tim likes us more .

A lot of nerves, though, because they are worried today is the day they drop anything, buddie. It's Thursday, so even they think something could happen. So caught between hoping nothing is posted, even if it's him and not wanting Buddie attention. I'm not sure if that made sense.

I will say though while they have been bleeding numbers and even bigger ones have made it a point to start to post less, clean up their accounts to make it look like it was never them. The angry ones would rather stay and burn it down. If he's not back, they will hate post. Try to drown out any positivity. If you ever had another potential LI become huge shippers of them. They already float around who could be potential boyfriends for Buck and Eddie. It just can never be Buddie.

On your question... I don't follow a lot of people and you were always one of them. Had to block a few after they switched sides and became mean. Was watching things unfold on both sides and one day just wrote you because I was tired of the Oliver hate. And I could tell a lot of people in the fandom didn't really see how it was falling apart over there. I figured even if it made a few people feel better it was worth getting caught. I also just like you and your random space so much it felt natural and you responded!!! And that's how our relationship started😂🤣 but it made me also feel better every day to unpack what I just saw so thanks for being that space

Hi baby 🩷

The whole thing with the deleted scene is something else, they would have to pay for the right to the song to give us our deleted scene, they're not gonna drop this much money on an Instagram reel lol but sure, let's use the scene that paints Tommy in an ever worse light as a good thing...

I mean, it would be nice if something buddie happened today that's for sure, but I understand the stress of not wanting anything to happen at all because it gives us something to talk about.

And them being ready to switch to anti buddie not just bt shippers makes perfect sense actually. Let's see how things play out tho.

And honestly, I feel like we really weren't seeing anything beyond the very loud chaos, so it was very nice to see that it was all a front. I am happy you felt safe enough in my madness to want to talk to me, I love what we have going, so I'm happy to be this space 🩷🩷

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

As long as their dad is not named Tomas, it's fine

The year is 2040, and Violetta and Francesca are mothers to three teenagers. As Christmas is upon them, everyone prepares to buy gifts for their loved ones. Especially Violetta and Francesca's oldest daughter, Elina, who has found herself quite interested in a certain someone. With her moms and her siblings, unbeknownst to her, helping out, maybe she'll get a little romance this Christmas.

This first chapter will include some introduction to Franletta's next gens, how the family dynamic is, plus some other next gens you've met before. Plus some slander thrown at Germán and of course, Tomas. Enjoy!

Read on ao3 or under the cut.

Elina smiled in her sleep. She was enjoying her dream.

They were on a beach. They smiled at each other.

They leaned in, and were just about to…

“Elina! Wake up, you joxter!”

Elina tried to finish her dream, but she couldn’t get back into it.

Her little sister opened the door and proceeded to sit on top of her.

“Quit dreaming and get up!” she exclaimed.

“Caro… it’s literally the first day of summer vacation, leave me be.”

“It may be so, but Christmas is just around the corner! It’s not really summer until January!” Carolina said.

“And in Italy it’s winter… the world is weird!” Elina muttered, quoting something their mom said practically every single change of season. ”Anyway… it’s not christmas yet. We don’t need to go fix stuff early in the morning.”

“It is 11 AM,” Carolina noted. “That is why I woke you up. It’s almost lunch and you haven’t woken up! Chop chop!”

Elina groaned and covered her head with her blanket.

“Get up,” Carolina said in a serious tone, “Or I’ll fart in your room.”

“Are you 10 years old? Come on.”

“I will, if you don’t get up.”

“Ha ha.”

“I’m serious. I’m gonna count down.”

Elina wasn’t buying it. Carolina was 16 now, she shouldn’t do such childish things anymore.

“10… 9…”

“Caro, you’re so childish, come on.”

“8… 7…”

“You’re not gonna do it.”

“6…5…”

“You’re seriously not gonna…”

“4…3…”

Elina looked into her sister’s eyes and realized she was dead serious.

“Ok, I’m up!” she yelled, standing on the floor within the next second. “Don’t fart in my room, or I’ll kill you.”

“You got away this time,” Carolina said, starting to walk out of the room. “I’ll do it in Oliver’s room!”

Elina took a deep breath. Ok, 11 AM was pretty late to still sleep… she might as well get up now. 

-

Elina got dressed in the outfit she wore yesterday, that she had just thrown on the floor, and went down to the kitchen. She knew lunch was just an hour or two away, so she just took something light.

“Look who’s awake!” Violetta, her mother, sang. She went up to hug her, as she continued singing some made-up melody. “Sleepyhead is awake from her hibernation! Did you sleep well?”

“Yeah.”

“Too well,” Carolina said, “I heard her moaning in her sleep.”

Elina turned to her. “Why are you here?”

“I live here.”

“Did you have a nice dream?” Violetta asked.

“Yeah! I mean… I don’t remember… Can you let me go, mama, so I can go eat something?”

“Yes, boss!” Violetta sang. When she sang everything she said, she was in a good mood. 

Elina walked into the kitchen and got some yogurt.

“Do you wanna know when I woke up?”

She got slightly startled, seeing her little brother suddenly popping up out of nowhere.

“At 6 AM!” Oliver said, crossing his arms. “Beat that!”

“Why would you wake up that early on a break?” Elina asked.

“Because I had the energy! And do you know what I did?”

“What did you do?”

“I decided that since I was awake, I might as well bake! So I baked some cookies!”

He handed her one. “Here you go!”

“Thanks.”

Oliver had always been a morning bird. Elina remembered she too liked waking up early when she was little, but around middle school she suddenly felt the need to sleep as long as possible… 

But Oliver was on another level. As a kid he often woke up at 4 AM, wide awake, and went downstairs to watch kids shows. Elina would often wake up from him having the tv on too loud. But as he grew up, he still kept waking up early. Their mom had joked he was an old man trapped in a boy’s body. When he woke up nowadays, he often took walks around the block, at times even going to the store to buy something they needed so that no one else needed to get it. Or he did stuff like bake, or engage in something creative. The con of this was, of course, that he became very sleepy early in the evening. Elina had heard he often was the first to fall asleep at sleepovers, and didn’t understand why anyone willingly wanted to stay up after 22:30. Both Elina and Carolina had joked that as soon as he’d become a teenager, he’d realize how fun it was staying up late and sleeping until noon. But Oliver was 14 now, and his morning energy had never changed.

“Look who’s awake!” Francesca exclaimed, making the exact same comments Violetta had made. Although, she didn’t sing.

“Morning, mami…” Elina said.

People had often asked Elina how she felt having two moms. But she never really reflected much on it. She never felt “odd” or “different” - especially because she knew several others who also had two moms or two dads. All it made her think was that families can look very different. 

Technically, none of her siblings were biologically related to her. Violetta and Francesca had taken turns being pregnant, Violetta carrying Elina and Francesca carrying Carolina. They had different donors as well. And Oliver was adopted.

But it didn’t matter that the only person she was biologically related to was Violetta. Francesca was just as much her mom. She didn’t call her siblings “half-siblings”. They were her full siblings - maybe not technically, but they shared the same parents (even if not by blood) and grew up in the same house. That is full siblings.

“What are your plans for today?” Francesca asked.

“Mm, I might do some shopping for gifts,” Elina said.

“You haven’t bought any yet?” Oliver asked.

“I’ve been busy with school.”

“So have I, but I still found the time!”

Elina rolled her eyes. “For your information, I have gotten some, but I still need to buy some more.”

”Want me to drive you?” Francesca asked.

”No, I can walk.”

”Are you meeting up with a friend?”

Elina shrugged. ”Maybe.”

Carolina passed by the kitchen, just to drop one single comment before leaving again.

”She’s gonna meet her crush!”

”No!” Elina exclaimed.

Francesca smiled. ”Well, it’s fine if you are. You know you can tell us if there’s someone you like.”

Violetta walked into the kitchen, wrapping her arm around Francesca. She decided to join the conversation.

”But, if you don’t want to, that’s totally fine. You have a right to some privacy, too.”

”Right… we’re not gonna dress up in secret identities and spy on you!” Francesca said jokingly.

Elina looked at her moms for a brief moment, before shaking her head. ”Who even does that?”

”Oh sweet child, I have some stories,” Violetta sighed. 

”Ok… well, I’m leaving! I’m gonna eat lunch in the city!”

”Have fun!” Francesca exclaimed. ”And text if you want a ride home!”

As Elina left the house, they turned to their middle child, who had been hiding at the entrance of the kitchen with a smirk.

”Ok, tell us,” Francesca said, ”Does she really have a crush?”

”Mhm!” Carolina said. ”I heard her moaning in her sleep. I didn’t hear a name, but I think I know who it is.”

”Is it a boy, girl, neither, both?” Violetta asked. ”Have we met them? Will she bring them home? In that case, the bedroom door needs to be open!” She then gasped at herself. ”Oh no, am I becoming my father?”

”You’re never gonna be your father,” Francesca assured her. 

”Mama, why are you so afraid of turning into grandpa?” Oliver asked. ”He’s so… nice. A little odd, it seems sometimes that he doesn’t know mami’s name despite you two being married for like 20 years, but he’s nice.”

”Oh, he is,” Violetta said. ”But… let’s just say everyone has gotten therapy except for him.”

”How is grandpa, anyway?” Carolina asked. ”Last time we met, he coughed so badly and needed to rest.”

”He’s… fine…” Violetta looked down on the floor. She didn’t really want to tell her kids what actually went on. Germán was… well, not that healthy. It had declined every year since around 2024, and while he still had some energy, she could tell that… well, he probably needed to have a checkup with a doctor, but he kept telling everyone he was fine. He was still a very stubborn man.

Violetta loved her father, but she had also felt a lot more strained with him for every year that passed. However, Germán didn’t seem to notice that.

He had always been so anti-boys with Violetta, so when she brought home a girl his brain kind of got a short-circuit. He was of course supportive of them, but he kept calling Francesca ”Camila” even after 20 years of her and Violetta being married, and was a bit confused how they got their kids. When he found out Violetta was pregnant with Elina, he thought some boy had gotten himself on her, and he practically ran around in circles because he couldn’t be mad at Violetta’s wife - she didn’t make her pregnant? So he just madly ran around being mad at someone who did this to his daughter. When Francesca was pregnant with Carolina though, he did not process that Violetta also was gonna be a mother to this child. But when they adopted Oliver, he did realize pretty quickly that both of them were the parents and they were raising him together. Only took him 3 times… He did love his grandchildren though. Violetta however was always more hesitant leaving them with him. She didn’t know why, he was often good with them, and a ”funny grandpa”, but he also seemed to forget they were growing up. Just a year ago he asked if Oliver had quit diapers yet. ”Yes, around 10 years ago?” 

Sadly Germán was their closest living relative (if you didn’t count Angie, of course. But Angie had her own life too, with her own husband and child). Both Violetta and Francesca thought Francesca’s parents were much better grandparents than Germán. They kept track of the kids’ ages, interests and loved catching up with them. They were also, unlike Germán, knowing Violetta and Francesca had equal parenting over all the kids. It didn’t matter if only one of the kids was biologically related to them, they saw all of them as their grandkids (however, they did like making comments about how much other relatives Carolina looked like). 

Sadly, Francesca’s parents lived in Italy. Luckily, social media and smartphones existed. They loved calling their grandchildren and seeing their photos on social media. 

Luca never got any kids, so these were their only grandchildren. And they had sent them some christmas gifts all the way from Italy, which was due to arrive tomorrow. 

”I only have one more question about her crush,” Violetta said, ”Is their dad named Tomas?”

”Yes, it may sound silly, but that’s our biggest red flag, no matter how friendly her crush is,” Francesca added.

Carolina continued to smirk. ”I don’t know Elina’s crush’s parents… but I do know… she also has two moms.”

”So it’s a she?” Violetta asked.

”And she also has two moms?” Francesca asked. ”Ok, now I’m feeling more green flags.”

”What if Elina’s crush is really evil, despite having two moms?” Oliver asked.

”Then we’ll deal with that then,” Violetta said. ”Right now I’m just happy it’s not Tomas’ offspring!”

Violetta and Francesca did not know what happened to the Tomas they knew in 2012. Maybe he wasn’t even alive! But it could be possible he had settled down and started a family. Maybe he found someone who liked him. 

They both had been having literal nightmares that Tomas would move back to Buenos Aires and his offspring would date one of their kids. 

Luckily, that never happened. And the world continued to never know about what Tomas was up to in 2040.

”May I ask where you got all this information about her supposed crush?” Violetta asked Carolina.

”I read her diary!” Carolina replied. ”Just kidding. She doesn’t have a diary.”

”Yes! She has one from when she was 10!” Oliver chimed in. ”And that one you did read!”

”Yes, I did! But she doesn’t have one now. Anyway, I found out by observing her. It’s a girl from school. I have seen how she acts around her.”

”Interesting…” Violetta said. ”And tell me, what is this girl’s name?”

-

”Lola!” 

Elina waved at her as she stood outside the book shop. Lola came up to her, with her normal smug face.

They were gonna buy some christmas gifts together, and then have lunch and maybe do something else in the city. They didn’t have much plans. Maybe they’d just end up walking around.

”What’s up?” Lola asked.

”Not much. My siblings mocked me for waking up at 11.”

”That’s a classic. My sister once woke me up by blasting Caramelldansen at the highest volume.” 

They giggled.

“So, what gifts do you need to buy?” Lola asked.

“I need a gift for my sister and one of my moms, the others I’ve fixed.”

“I’m gonna buy a gift for one of my moms, too!”

“Great! Where are we going first?”

“I wanna buy a fun t-shirt for my mom, so maybe that store down the street?”

“Yeah!”

They walked to the store. Lola was starting to search for a specific shirt she had seen, while Elina was browsing around. There were lots of funny t-shirts. A lot of them were in english, but clearly written by someone who was not fluent in english. She kinda wanted to buy one herself…

”Ok, I found it!” Lola exclaimed and held up a T-shirt that said If you’re allergic to cats, don’t put them in your mouth, in an italics font, with a picture of a rose, as if it was a beautiful poetic message.

“I love it!” Elina admitted, cracking up.

“This is great, now I got my gift!”

As Lola was paying, Elina was thinking of which gift she should buy first. She planned on buying a new blazer for Violetta, and for Carolina she thought about buying her some new headphones.

Soon she noticed a bright turquoise blazer. It looked just like what she saw her mom had worn when she was her age. It was a blazer Elina happened to look for, and give to her mother.

Perfect! She found a gift here. Now it was just the headphones.

Elina bought the blazer, and they headed to an electronics store to buy some headphones. Most of them were way too expensive, but Oliver said he’d be in on the gift too. He’d give less money, because he was 14 and got a smaller allowance than Elina, but it was enough to at least buy a pretty decent set of headphones.

“Where do you wanna eat?” Lola asked.

“I don’t know. I think I can eat a burger or something,” Elina replied.

“Sounds great!”

They went to a burger place that had opened recently. They made pretty nice burgers. Apparently “eco friendly” too, which made them more expensive than they needed to be.

”I’m thinking of going to the hairdresser later,” Lola said. ”I wanna re-dye my hair. Wanna join?”

”Yes!” Elina thought going to the hairdresser felt a little boring, but she’d go anywhere as long as Lola was with her. 

”I’m thinking of leaving my right part the same, and just dyeing my left part.” Lola pointed at her hair. It was currently parted in the middle, brown on the right and blonde on the left. 

”What color did you have in mind?”

”Purple!”

”Ooh!” Elina imagined just how nice Lola would look in that. She enjoyed that imaginary image a lot, so she was excited how it would be in real life. ”You know, I’ve been thinking of dyeing my hair myself, but I just haven’t.”

Lola smirked. ”Why don’t you try it now?”

”Oh, I don’t know…”

”Come on! You can’t afford it? At the place I’m going to, they let the first time be half the price!”

”I can afford it! It’s just… it feels so spontaneous!”

”Yeah! Isn’t it exciting?”

Elina couldn’t argue with that. 

Alone, she’d never go and dye her hair. But when Lola was around, it was like she was ready to try more things.

-

On their way to the hair salon, they passed someone on the street that Elina recognized.

“Kim?”

Kim turned around. “Elina! Hey!”

“I didn’t recognize you! Did you dye your hair?”

Kim normally had their natural hair color, which was dark brown. But now, they had dyed it a magenta-color.

“Yeah! You know, I started university this year, and I have just gone on this journey… I’ve learned a lot about myself, and I decided it was time for an update.”

“I like it!”

Lola decided to chime in, despite having no idea who Kim was. “Elina here is also gonna dye her hair!”

Kim cracked up. “No way!”

“It’s true…” Elina admitted. “I’m gonna try…”

“Send me a picture later,” Kim said. “Now I gotta go.”

“Who was that?” Lola asked as they waved them off.

“They’re a family friend. My moms are best friends with their mom.”

Lola put her hands behind her neck, like an anime character acting laid back. “University… I don’t know what I wanna do, to be honest.”

“We have a year left!” Elina said. “And you don’t have to go to university right away after high school ends.”

“That’s true…”

They came up to the hair salon.

”Lola! Are you here for a drop-in?” a hairdresser asked.

”Sure am! Thought about dying my hair a new color. And I brought a friend! She’s gonna dye her hair, too!”

Elina smiled shyly. ”Hello.”

”How fun! Come, we have two seats ready!”

Lola sat down in a chair, and Elina sat down in the chair next to hers. 

”What would you like to do today?” the hairdresser asked Elina.

”Dye my hair… in… can I dye it in several colors?”

”You can!”

Elina smiled. ”Good, because I can’t choose between orange, pink and white.”

”Those three colors together will look so good! You’re gonna be very happy with it, I can already tell.”

-

Lola got done before Elina. It took much faster just dyeing one half of your hair. She waited in anticipation.

Finally, after a long wait, the hairdresser showed Elina her hair in the mirror. 

Elina gasped. ”It’s… perfect!”

”I knew you’d like it!”

Elina was filled with adrenaline. She actually dyed her hair! Why was she ever nervous about it in the first place? 

And it looked so good, too!

”Lola, I need to thank you,” she said. ”Without you I had never dared to do this.”

She then realized how cheesy she sounded. As if Lola was a superhero or something…

”Eh, it was nothing,” Lola chuckled. ”You look rad!”

”So do you! You look so good in purple!”

Lola checked her phone. ”Ah, I gotta go home. I need to wrap the gift so that I don’t forget.”

”Yeah, me too! But it was really fun hanging out with you today!”

”Hey, the pleasure was on my side!”

They kissed on the cheek goodbye. Elina watched Lola slowly walk away. She took a deep breath.

She kind of wanted to give Lola a christmas gift. She didn’t know why.

Maybe it would be weird. Lola might not give her anything, so if she gave her something it would be awkward. But she still wanted to…

The question was only what…

-

Elina came home, feeling very confident. She entered the kitchen, where Francesca was currently sitting. She looked up at Elina and gasped. 

”Your hair!”

”Oh. Yeah, I dyed it.”

”Who has dyed their hair?” Carolina asked, rushing into the room. She was also quite surprised seeing Elina’s new look. ”No way!”

Violetta and Oliver then entered the kitchen, and were just as surprised.

”You look so cool!” Violetta said. ”So much color! When I was your age, I only dared to dye the highlights. My dad still got shocked, however…”

”You did go full blonde for a year, though,” Francesca noted.

”That was the year after.”

”Lola and I made a spontaneous trip to the hair salon,” Elina explained. ”I’ve been thinking of dyeing my hair for so long and I just… did it now.”

Carolina looked at it closer. ”Elina… tell me something.”

”What?”

”Is this your way of coming out to us?”

”Huh?”

Carolina smirked. ”It’s the lesbian flag’s colors.”

”It is!” Francesca exclaimed. ”I knew it reminded me of something.”

”Oh…” Elina said. ”Well, it wasn’t my intention, I just… liked the colors.”

”Mhm,” Carolina said and continued giving smug faces.

”Yeah, because you don’t need to come out as anything when you already have two moms,” Oliver said. 

”You wouldn’t have to come out as anything regardless,” Violetta assured her kids. She turned back to Elina. ”But it does look really good. And I’m happy you seemed to have fun with… Lola? Was it?”

”Yes, Lola.”

”You can invite her over, sometime…” Francesca said. ”If you want.”

”Yeah…” For some reason, the thought of inviting Lola over made Elina feel a bit… odd. As if, while she wanted to, she felt self conscious that she wanted to.  

It could be because of that dream you had about her last night, her brain told her.

Shut up, brain, she told the brain. 

She also thought about her sister’s comment. 

She was aware it was the lesbian flag. And a part of her may have dyed her hair in those colors just because of that. But she did not want to fully admit that actually was the reason. 

But she was a lesbian. Probably… maybe… 

She wasn’t sure why she’d even be uncertain of labeling herself. She had two moms, she was raised not even needing to think so much about society’s norms. She never needed to label herself, because no one assumed she was anything in the first place. 

And yet here she was, being uncertain of her sexuality. Or, rather, she was pretty sure, but she just did not want to admit it, or fully want to embrace it just yet. And that was ok. But it was also kinda odd. She had no societal pressure from anyone to label herself, and yet she told herself she needed to figure it out preferably now. Why was that?

She decided to not think about it too much, and focus on what she could potentially give as a Christmas gift for Lola.

Yeah, because that’ll help with your sexuality struggle!

Shut up, brain…

If you've read my other works, then Lola might be familiar to you! Franletta's kids have also appeared in oneshots of mine, but I felt like it was only fair that they'd get their own multichapter fic for once. They're just as important to me. This first chapter was just some introduction into all the dynamics. I'll post the next chapter next wednesday, and then it'll start to focus some more on the romance… not gonna say much, but let's say Franletta thought it was a good idea to have a spontaneous dinner party and very much encourages their oldest daughter to invite Lola over…

[urblondiebaby]

FIVE SURVIVE SPOILERS!

ARTHUR AS YOUR BF HCS

arthur grant moore/gotti x reader

From the moment he first met you, he couldn’t help it.

He was supposed to be getting intel on Red, find out who really killed Joseph or whatever his name is, but, dammit, he couldn’t stop thinking about you.

your eyes.

your hair.

your body.

your smile.

your laugh.

YOU.

Why the hell couldn't he stop thinking about you?

Arthur was never a fidgeter, but ever since your arm brushed his, he’s had to struggle to restrain himself. He had to keep his hands to himself despite his longing to hold your hand, push back your hair, help tie your shoes, grab your elbow, hug you, kiss you on the check, kiss you on the mouth, kiss you on the neck, and…

you get the point.

Quite literally obsessed with you.

Literally drooled whenever you talked just because he could not stop staring at you!

He tries to be so smooth whenever talking to you, but it all becomes a bunch of jumbled nonsense because the poor boy turns to mush whenever you two make the contact for too long.

When he finally asks you out (and you say yes obviously), he’s restraining himself from jumping for joy, pursing his lips to hide his grin but the apples of his cheeks are full and his eyes are joyous.

I feel like he’d take you on a picnic. Make you a charcuterie board and shit

Helps you make flower crowns!!! Blushes when you place it on his head for him.

Almost faints on your doorstep when you kiss his cheek after he walks you home, claiming “to keep you safe” but you both know he just didnt wanna say goodbye

Then you have another date

And another

Until he finally asks you to be his gf and you say yesss to

Cannot stop complimenting you

“Your so pretty, honey” “How did I get so lucky” “Your the most gorgeous girl I’ve ever seen”

Half the time he doesn’t know that he’s saying his declarations out loud, thinks he’s just thinking about your ethereal beauty

Study dates!!!! Even though you go to separate schools, that doesn’t stop him from watching youtube videos on whatever you’re learning. he’s always ready to help

He knows he loves you but he just hasn’t said it yet

Gets scolded at by his brother for not focusing on the task at hand :((( he’s too obsessed with his pretty girlfriend

Feels sooo guilty for lying to you, but nobody’s going ti get hurt so it’s fine, right? that eases his mind

Begs you not to take the RV to spring break

“You’re gonna get road sick, pretty girl! The plane would be so much faster and I’ll just meet you there, okay >:)”

“Why are you acting weird?”

“Huh? What?? Me?? Weird? No!”

Always playing dumb

you let it slide though, cause what would your pretty boy boyfriend be lying to you about

When the uh… plot of the book happens, he won’t let you out his sight for a second

His hand is on yours constantly, tugging you into him

He can’t risk you

That’s why when bullets start to fly he’s pushing you onto the ground and forcing himself on top of you

His brother won’t hit him so he definitely won’t hit you

Cannot stand the sight of your tears, even if you look so adorable crying :((( your flushed cheeks, watery eyes, and pouty lips do something to him that he’s not proud of

You look so helpless, especially when it’s time to confess secrets. You have none, Authur knows that. He knows everything about you. You have nothing to hide. You’re perfect

Almost kills Oliver when the maniac strides over to you, accusations flying from his

Arthur didn’t mean to shove him that hard

so what Oliver’s nose is bleeding?

He got too close to his girl

Youre a little afraid of him after that, but much more afraid of Oliver, so you stay tucked on Arthur’s arm, and he can’t complain

He keeps sending messages to his brother about you, making sure you don’t get hurt

When he gets caught, he begs you to run away with him but he loves you too much and just lets you go

Then you get a letter

Meet me at the Pier 68? Just for goodbye?

yes ◼️ no ◼️

yes ☑️ no ◼️

[bigbucksbailey]

Fanfic: Benny Bread Stick x reader (y/n)

CW: weird, butchered Italian, semi-naked men, potty language, I’ve written worse.

Summary: After a recent breakup you head to Olive Garden to drown your sorrows in some authentic Italian cuisine; only to find that the food WAS in fact made with love.

Chapter 1: Bready, Set, GO!

“Table for one please,” I say sadly to the hostess at the front of the Olive Garden. Today has been the worst. Day. EVER!!

First, I got broken up with by my boyfriend because of some stupid misunderstanding. Second, I get FIRED from my job because I said that the third Alvin and the chipmunks is better than the second.

And THIRD, I’m now eating at probably the worst food establishment in the area, a crummy Olive Garden in the back lot of a Lowe’s store.

The hostess looks me up and down before grabbing a menu, her eyes sharp as they silently judge me. “Follow me…” she says hesitantly, like I’m disgusting for even stepping foot in this restaurant. She’s kind of right, though. Right now I'm dressed in a white blouse and coffee stained khakis– far too overdressed for Olive Garden.

I follow the hostess to a back booth, my head on a swivel as I try to find at least one other diner in the restaurant.

“It’s pretty slow today,” the hostess says like she somehow read my mind, setting my menu down on the table, “You’re also the only one here because it’s 11 at night.”

I look up at the italian clock on the wall (???), was it really that late? I’m now 2x as embarrassed to be here.

“Sorry,” I mumble, taking a seat at the booth, “Can I just have some wine? The purple one…….. (idk alcohol)”

“Ya,” the hostess says, “your waiter will be right back with that.” and then she kinda walked away.

That was fine though, I was now alone with my thoughts, my menu, and– a kids menu??? The hostess snuck a KIDS menu into my own?!?

I would have been OUTRAGED if it weren't for the fact I was too tired to argue, instead I hesitantly opened the paper menu, my eyes scanning the white, uncolored pages and the cute pictures littering the booklet. Actually, this was kinda awesome.

“Heres your goober berry sundae,” the waiter said as he set a glass of white and purple wine on the table, placing the bottle next to it, “Do you know what you want 2 order?”

“Ya,” I say, before realizing no I dont “I mean nah”

“Ok”

And Im left alone again. Boy golly this is boring, until an incredibly HOT, SWEATY, MUSCULAR, HALF NAKED (??? does this happen at olive garden) WAITRE strides his sexy hips past me, swinging his fine ass around. I QUICKLY crawl ontop of the table, situating myself to look absolutely irresistible.

“Yoohoo~” I call cutely, waving at the waiter.

The waiter turns around with a bewildered expression, shielding his naked nips from me.

“Sorry, Im kind of indecent rn.”

“Thats cool…” I say back

He flushes like a strawberry and giggles, “I’ll be back!!” before running away on his tippy toes. That was probably the worst thing I've ever seen.

“I gotta get out of here!!” I say quietly, looking around frantically before spotting the SALAD BAR. Of COURSE! I can hide in there!

I book it to the salad bar and do a perfect back spring hand um I jump back there and duck down behind the breadstick bowl–oh hey! Breadsticks!

I wiggle my fingers above the last breadstick like a little menace, “dont mind if I do,” I say with an evil chuckle, that is, until the half naked WAITER COMES BACK!!

I duck down, peaking over the salad bar as the waiter goes to my booth with a handful of dried spaghetti with meatball flowers, its kind of poetic and beautiful, but I cant let myself be whisked away by the shirtless Olive Garden employee. I havent hit rock bottom just yet.

I hear him let out a loud cry before falling to his knees in agony, the other employees rushing over to comfort the half naked man. I gulp, oh gee they were going to try and find me now!

“I was by the door! Theres no way that customer escaped!” the hoestles yells. son of a bitch.

“Lets split up and look for clues” some blonde kif with brown roots and vans on says, oh god im toast!

I remain behind the salad bar, among the discarded lettuce and tomatoes on the floor. Its going to be a long night. My stomach gurgles hungerly and I think back to the juicy, moist, buttery breadstick sitting on top of the salad bar.

God it’ll be worth it to get that thing in my mouth.

I lift my hand and fumble around looking for the breadstick, before my hand touches the wet bread and I kind of moan (but quietly).

“Come to (unspecified parent)” I giggle, lowering the breadstick to my mouth and placing it between my teeth before an “aiiiiiEEEEE!” erupts from the BREADSTICK?!?

“What the?!?” I whisper yell, pulling the breadstick away from my mouth to reveal a beautiful, slender, italian breadstick. His eyes a dark, brown, glowing prettiliy in the salad bar light, and his mustache curled just perfectly at the ends.

It was the most beautiful breadstick ive ever seen.

“S-s-s” I try to say sorry, but the words wouldnt come out, it was hard to think seeing the buttered breadstick covered in a string of my saliva.

“Whatsa the problem?!” He says, wriggling in my hands, “Distrubina my beauty sleep!”

“I’m..” I gulp, was it normal to be so hung up on a breadstick? “I’m sorry, sir…”

The breaststick grins, finally removing itself from my grip and landing on the floor, he hoists himself up and hops around like larry the cucumber from veggietales.

“Mio Tesoro, whata reason do you have behind the salad bar at this hour?” he freezes, eyeing me suspiciously, “Are you a thief?!”

“No! No no…not a thief…”

The breadsticks eyebrows furrow in worry, he hops closer to me, leaving a trail of bread behind him, “It takes an awful mood to be behind here then. Mio pomodoro, tella Bene whats wrong..”

I slump down, my eyes welling up with tears. “I lost my job, and my boyfriend, and now im behind a salad bar at fucking olive garden talking to a sexy breadshit.”

Bene Breadstick freezes at this, his face blushing tomato red at my words, “s-sexy? A me?”

I blush too, my eyes raking over bene breadstick once more. He really was gorgeous in this lighting, coated in a layer of butter and salt, perfectly cooked to give him a slender, crunch to him. My eyes pause at his slightly burnt stump, god I wished he was in my mouth right now.

“Y-yes…” I say, flushing more, “You…you are sexy….”

Bene giggles, hopping onto my lap, “Yes? You think so, mio pomodoro?”

He begins to do a weird shimmy on my lap, I think hes trying to be sexier, but its honestly disturbing. I pick bene up gently, raising him to my face.

“I think youre a lot of things, Bene. Youre beautiful, smart, awesome, and…and I think I’ve fallen for you…” I cant believe what im saying.

Bene grins impossibly bigger, bringing his breadstick face close to mine, “show me you love me, mio pomodoro.”

I nod furiously and lean in, pressing my lips to his own buttery ones. He tastes like salt and butter, leaving my lips coated in a layer of his natural oils. I pull back from the short kiss, licking my lips and moaning at the taste.

Bene smirks, his mustache twitching, “Do you like the taste, Mio Tesoro? You tasted just as-a well.”

I nod helplessly, longing for the touch of another after the brutal breakup with my boyfriend.

Like 4 part 2

[total-drama-takes-takes-2]

ttwt character profiles - batch 2

FROLLO

What's your best quality? My devotion. Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)

Gospel choir.

Purple.

Movies are an invention of the devil.

The body of Christ.

Describe your craziest dream. I do not dream. Best memory from childhood? No. Most embarrassing moment at school? None. Describe the first job you ever had. I am always in service of the Lord. Ten years from now, what are you doing? Serving the Lord. My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? Jesus. Discussing Leviticus. It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do?

Enjoy watching the heathens underfoot disappear as I am raptured to Heaven.

FREN (ALISTAIR)

What's your best quality? My impeccable personality, my skills, my talent... where do I stop? Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)

Vocaloid

Pink!

Mamma Mia

Pancakes!

Describe your craziest dream. As in goals? Becoming the most famous stage actor in history! Best memory from childhood? My first performance- the audience was so captivated, my own mother forgot my real name for a few days after Most embarrassing moment at school? Being picked on by people with a less refined palette... always a plague on our society, honestly. They're the real freaks! Describe the first job you ever had. My first show occurred when I was five years old. I played Oliver Twist in a stage adaptation of the classic novel Ten years from now, what are you doing? Acting in the Globe Theater, of course- or, alternatively, being a world-famous super model My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? Mm... I suppose any noteworthy actor, but I'm inclined towards Hatsune Miku, enjoying a play from the audience, for once It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do?

I haven't had enough time!

JONER

What's your best quality? I'm pretty funny! Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)

All kinds!

Definitely couldn't pick just one

I don't dislike any movies at all

Anything!

Describe your craziest dream. One time I dreamt that I ate a paper towel and turned into a giant plum. That was pretty crazy Best memory from childhood? Getting lost on a camping trip with my buddy Michela when we were kids! Most embarrassing moment at school? I guess that year Miccy and McLovin stopped talking to each other was pretty rough overall... I had to pass messages from one to the other every time they wanted to talk! It made group projects brutal. Describe the first job you ever had. I worked at a hot dog stand in the park one summer. 80 degrees and eight hours over a hot stove- I was bright red for months! Ten years from now, what are you doing? I'm a professional skateboarder- no, a movie star- no, an archaeologist- no, a professor- no, a master chef- no, a- My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? If by "date" you mean hanging out, I'd love to spend another weekend camping and hiking with my buddies! It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do?

Spend it with my friends!

JULIA

What's your best quality? Intelligence, of course. Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)

I'm impartial to dubstep, but I also like acoustic guitar, in a weird way

Yellow

Is Ex Machina too corny of an answer?

Chips and salsa

Describe your craziest dream. Goals or REM? Okay, I'll do both- I've had fleeting dreams of being a CEO of some tech startup. As for nighttime dreams, I used to have nightmares about being chased through the woods. I so hate nature. Best memory from childhood? Um... I'm not sure I really have any. Most embarrassing moment at school? I was kicked out of debate team in middle school because I yelled too loud. After that, I had to train myself to be more subtle about rage. Describe the first job you ever had. I used to send people scam emails when I needed a quick buck. Does that count? Ten years from now, what are you doing? Sitting pretty in my mega mansion, somewhere warm, but not too warm. My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? ...Pass, thanks. It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do?

Sleep in.

KELLY

What's your best quality? I get along with everyone, really! Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)

Music- pop!

Color- sky blue, it's so dreamy

Movie- Legally Blonde

Food- Lemon loaf

Describe your craziest dream. All my dreams are pretty normal, as far as dreams go. Best memory from childhood? My nana teaching me how to bake Most embarrassing moment at school? I once mispronounced the name of our German foreign exchange student in front of the class... how embarrassing for both of us! Describe the first job you ever had. I worked on my grandpa's farm for a summer- it did not agree with me. I'll stick with the beach and the city, thanks! Ten years from now, what are you doing? Rolling out my first makeup line and releasing my third studio album. My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? Ooh, good question! I would say Jensen Ackles from 2006, and we're getting our hair done. It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do?

Say goodbye to my family

KITTY

What's your best quality? 🎈 Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)

🤖

🔴

🟢👹👸🏼

🌳

Describe your craziest dream. 🐵🌆☕ Best memory from childhood? 🤡 Most embarrassing moment at school? 👸😒 Describe the first job you ever had. 🏪🛍 Ten years from now, what are you doing? 🎪 My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? 🤵📵🌳🌲🌳🌳 It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do?

🍴

[americanwh0resstuff]

You look good, open casket good…

Chapter II, Time of the season

Amy takes up Blaine’s offer, against the pleas of her coworkers…

Word count: 2,028

Slight smut warning, next chapter will be full on ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Time of the season

“Please Ames I’m begging you, he’s not a nice person, don’t get involved with him!”

Ravi pleaded with her, following her around the morgue like a lost puppy.

“Why? What did he do? It can’t be that bad? I mean you met my ex… can’t be worse than him?” She joked but not a single laugh was heard, instead she was met with stern looks. Ravi didn’t want to tell her, what would he say ‘oh yeah he killed a bunch of teenagers, turned multiple people into zombies, oh yeah he’s a brain/drug dealer!’…no, she’d just ask why they didn’t get Clive to arrest him, and there was no time to explain everything.

“I’ll just drop by, it couldn’t hurt? I probably won’t even take his offer, wouldn’t want to leave you…” she smirked at him, packing up her things for the day before leaving for home.

“I’ll see you Monday, don’t worry about me!” She waved at Ravi and left through the bay doors, shouting a quick “bye!” To Liv.

The air was cold and wet as the rain hit the pavement, autumn was Amy’s favourite time of year, the weather, the falling leaves, the endless horror movies and not to mention the Halloween (which at her play was all year round) decorations…

She smiled as she opened her car door, a beautiful 1967 Ford Mustang in olive green, her dream car. She’d saved up for it all her life, and when she moved to the US she knew she had to have one, she could deal with not affording dinner or not having curtains in her apartment, if she had that car.

The radio was blaring loud as she drove home, old rock songs playing, music by the Rolling Stones, the Beatles and the Zombies playing to set the mood, it was a perfect fall day.

She genuinely felt happy, no more stress from her relatives, old relationships, old jobs… she was starting anew, living the life she wanted. So there was no surprise on her neighbours face when she walked into her apartment lobby, whistling and walking with a spring in her step. “Good evening Ms Danes!”

When she finally sat down in her sofa, feet up, tv on, she reached into her pocket and pulled out the business card given to her by the admittedly attractive man who was sitting on an autopsy table earlier. Now that she thought about it, I guess it was kinda weird that Ravi was looking at him instead of him going to a usual doctor, but hey in America, who could blame him for not wanting to pay a fortune to get his blood pressure checked?

‘Blaine DeBeers, owner of Shady Plots funeral home, where we lay your loved ones to rest the right way’

Huh shady plots, bit on the nose…

She pulled out her phone and called the number on the back, slightly nervous from Liv and Ravis protests, but she couldn’t keep working in the morgue forever, she needed a real funeral home to truly show her craftsmanship, somewhere where families can come to see their loved ones without having to bear witness to slashed up victims and loose organs.

It only rang twice before he picked up “Blaine DeBeers, how can I help you!” She unconsciously smiled, feeling butterflies in her stomach.

“Hi this is Amy, the mortician from the morgue.”

“Oh Amy! Great I didn’t think you’d call” she could practically hear his smirk over the phone, which only made her more nervous, why did she feel this way?

“Did you not?” She joked “What a confident businessman!”

They talked for a bit, Amy telling him about her experience in Glasgow medical school before changing her major to mortuary school, how she worked in Hastings as an apprentice mortician before finally working in a quaint little funeral home on the sea front.

“This all sounds great, but uh- do you want to grab dinner tonight? Make it a business meeting, we can really get into the details.” She grinned in surprise at his offer. Fiddling with the cuff of her jeans.

“Yeah that sounds good-great! What time?”

They agreed on 8 o clock, it was now 5:30 so she had enough time to shower off the smell of formaldehyde and get into something nicer.

For the latter she decided on a long, silk, black dress with a slit going up the side, with a button up white shirt underneath to keep it somewhat casual, she wore her black Mary janes and carried a coffin shaped bag, yep she was that into her job.

She kept her makeup simple, black eyeliner and some fluffy fake lashes, and a dark plum lipstick to contrast her bright green eyes. She curled her hair and wore her favourite perfume, it’s been a while since she’s felt this nice.

She got into her car and drive to the agreed upon place, somewhere called “Ritos” some local Italian place, that was fancy enough for a business meeting, but still laid back enough to be crowded on a Friday night. She looked around for a bit before parking up and walking to meet the pale haired man, who was already waiting outside.

“Oh I hope I didn’t keep you waiting too long!” Blaine smiled at her, taking her hand in a firm yet soothing hand shake.

“Don’t worry about it, I just got here!”

They made their way inside, Blaine pulling out her chair for her, she marvelled at the dark green walls, mauve velvet chairs and dark wool tables, plants hanging above the bar and waiters walking around in fancy suits, it was nice, comforting but still striking.

“So what brought you to Seattle?” He asked her while a waiter brought them two menus, smiling at them both before walking off to the dimly lit bartender, already asking for two wine glasses.

“Well…i guess just fate, the owner of my last business passed away, he was very old and he didn’t have any family to take it over, I didn’t feel ready yet and so I lost my job, I met Ravi in college and we talked and he mentioned that he was now working in a morgue, and I just needed to get away from everything, I just packed up and left, I was sick of my life there…” she looked down at her menu, studying the drinks.

“Sounds like an adventure, couldn’t have been easy… want a bottle of wine for the table?” He interjected himself.

“Oh actually, I don’t drink… recovering addict.” She said the last part quietly but Blaine heard, he nodded and smiled.

“Don’t worry they do a great non alcoholic wine here!” She looked up at him and smiled, usually people giver her strange looks or pressure her to drink whenever she says she doesn’t, but he listened, he respected her choice and didn’t push, she liked that.

The waiter returned with the bottle and poured them each a glass.

“Cheers, to new adventures!” Blaine raised his glass and winked at her, she couldn’t help but blush when they clinked glasses.

The rest of the night went smoothly, talking about work and personal stuff, they had a lot of laughs and really seemed to click, why was Ravi so I sit at not to involve herself with him? She didn’t understand, but frankly at this point she’s forgotten all about his warnings, she was instead just enjoying her night.

Around 12 they had eaten and Blaine happily paid the bill, against Amy’s insisting that she’d pay her half.

“It’s on the funeral home.” He laughed, shooting her a playful look.

“Want to see where you’ll be working?” He asked, walking out into the cool air, watching her light a cigarette.

“So I’ve got the job?” Her eyes were wide and she smiled. “Thank you so much you have no idea how great this is!” She restrained from jumping up and down in pure joy.

He smiled back at her, leading her to her car, telling her to follow him to shady plots.

She could barely contain her excitement while tailing him, she rang Ravi to tell him the good news but he didn’t answer, most likely sleeping, he never went out, never even on weekends.

She left him a voicemail instead.

When they pulled up to the beautiful Victorian home she couldn’t stop staring, the porch lights glowing an orange light and the windows were slightly stained pink, giving them a beautiful shine.

“You like it?” Blaine’s voice broke her from her trance as he took her hand. “Come on.” He lead her to the front door, pulling out his keys and opening the wooden front door, motioning for her to go inside.

“This place is gorgeous! I don’t know what to say!”

“It really is…” Blaine’s eyes burned into the side of her head, eyes blown with lust. He’d been holding back all night, not wanting to scare her off. Sure it was a little forward of him to invite her to shady plots as a ruse to sleep with her, but I mean, he couldn’t help it, and plus it wasn’t like he was lying to her, she got the job, if not only for her looks but for her undeniable qualifications.

He lead her around the house, showing her the viewing room, the morgue and finally his office, that’s where he planned on ending the night.

“So what do you think?” He smirked sitting down behind his desk, leaning back and gripping the arm rests, his eyes now only focused on the slightest sight of Amy’s leg through the slit in her dress.

“This place is amazing, I’m so happy you hired me…” she trailed off, still admiring the interior.

“Not as happy as I am I bet.” He joked but the slight growl in his voice was unmistakable. He couldn’t stop staring at her, her legs were pale and perfectly shaped, from her skin but muscled calves to her thick thighs, tattoos still scattered all over them, he couldn’t help but wonder what other tattoos she had, maybe in less… visible places. Her lips were full and plump, so soft and kissable, and those eyes, those unbelievable eyes, they were hypnotic, she must have this affect on everyone, how could anyone not go crazy looking at those beautiful green orbs.

She shifted in her seat, noticing his staring and feeling slightly uncomfortable, she wasn’t used to this attention, but she liked it.

Blaine searched for an excuse to get her closer to him, looking around the room before his eyes settles onto his small office window.

“Come here, there’s a great view of the city from here…” she followed him as he stood up and walked towards the small window, moving the drapes away just enough for her to see the lights of the skyline sparkle in the night.

She silently thanked the architect for making these windows so thin, as she was practically so close to him that he could smell her perfume, now hours old, radiating from her.

“Wow, it’s beautiful…”

She gazed out to the horizon, but Blaine’s gaze stayed on her.

“Amy?”

“Yeah?” She looked at him, eyes darting from his to his lips, she’d felt it all night too, this undeniable tension between them, a connection that was more than potential coworkers.

His hand reached for her chin, tipping it up before leaning down and kissing her, soft, slow and caring, her hands made their way to his neck, fingers twisting in his short hair. They pulled away, slightly breathless, looking in each others eyes in comfortable near-silence. Just the sound of the record player in the background.

There was a mutual understanding between them as Blaine walked backwards towards his office chair, still holding her before sitting down, pulling the gorgeous woman onto his lap.

She initiated the kiss this time, pulling him in tightly while his hands explored her body, settling on her hips, massaging them gently while her kisses became more needy and biting.

They both knew what would happen next…

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More things about me because the description for my account isn’t enough :3 this is gonna be real long so only read if you actually want to get to know me

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I don’t self ship but that doesn’t mean I’m against it :)

My bestie is Liz and I will jump you if you disrespect or upset her :3

I’m in a lot of fandoms, probably won’t remember if you ask for a list of all of them so you can just ask if I’m in a certain fandom or not.

I’ve never really made an oc before because I’ve got no idea how to draw people(I’m not terrible at it but I usually end up ruining a drawing the moment I begin to add more detail)

Sometimes I forget apps like this exist so I’ll disappear for a while because I get really busy(Scouts and school-school keeps me busy a lot because I’m in honors classes)

I love reading, mostly fantasy so I’m open to book recs! But please no books that revolve around smut :)

I hoard items, my room is constantly messy due to this. Mostly stickers, keychains and small figurines or legos! I also love earrings!

If you recommend a series or show I’ll probably have some interest but most likely won’t watch it right away unless I get motivation to begin watching it during the middle of the night when my brain decides it’s time for the motivation I needed during the day to get all my homework done! So sorry if it takes me months to finally watch or read something you recommend -.-

I despise pottery and painting. It’s extremely tedious and I’ve got no patience for it + anger issues and usually I give up right away. Same usually goes for diamond paintings but those usually keep me occupied until I put the project away and never touch it again

I like fake plants, I cannot keep real plants alive because I forget I’ve got them and then they die, oops

I love love love blankets, I’ve got thousands on my bed and my mom always steals them because I’ve got all the blankets in the house

I also love stuffed animals, don’t come at me I don’t care if it’s stupid or immature. Even having them there is comforting!

With that I have a gigantic lion on my bed named Trojan and I love him. I’ve also got four dinosaurs. Not gigantic but three are weighted! My first one is a green triceratops that is my favorite, his name is Olive, second is a cyan triceratops named Delilah, she came with the name and I can’t be bothered to change her name, third is a stegosaurus named Steve and finally a brachiosaurus named candy. Original names I know. I also have two bunnies I’ve had my entire existence named Bunny and Strawberry, and as you guessed one is white and the other is a cotton candy pink. I have a thousand other stuffed animals I can’t be bothered to name except a stuffed figurine named Giyu(hehe).

I love legos. It keeps me occupied and it gives me great satisfaction once I’ve completed them. I have legos all over my desk and dresser.

I have a bunch of Pokémon cards but just for collection and I have no idea how to trade or which ones are actually good or not, but I do like Evee

I clean my room once in a blue moon and most of the time it’s only a small portion of my room that gets clean(er).

Wow I’ve talked a lot. I’m gonna talk more.

I’m sensitive to loud noises that are abrupt or catch me off guard(I have a funny story that wasn’t so funny when it happened but it’s funny now!)

I also am extremely picky due to problems with how food tastes/the texture, how it smells or looks. Don’t come at me when I start making a list of all the foods I think are nasty :)

With that I also don’t like certain jeans or Jean shorts, and dresses with that weird layer underneath them. I LOVE SOFTTT ANYTHING SOFT IS AMAZING

I love Thai tea and milk tea. Delicious, if you buy some for me I’ll fall in love with you. Not a threat :)

Same for the Mac and cheese from Outback or Buca. I love that Mac and cheese, from anywhere else I’m going to bust your kneecaps

I love tons of characters and it’s hard to remember them all right now, but I promise if you ask I would gladly tell them all to you

I usually procrastinate like crazy and that leaves me to get homework done late at night. Oops

I really love religious characters, I’m only familiar with a few though. I find them fascinating and something about them is terrifying and creepy but it thrills you

I’m in scouts and I love my fellow scouts. I will jump you if you disrespect them or make any of them upset, similar with Liz because she’s also a fellow scout. :)

I don’t really pay attention to the names of artists or songs, so I may know lyrics and the occasional song name

I love anime, I’m open to watching any anime unless it’s extremely long or inappropriate

I’m running out of things to say

Yall unfortunately I wasn’t spared and my brain decided it liked depression and the occasional silly thoughts :) truly unfair 😔

I used to do Gymnastics, Tae Kwon Do, Ballet, Tap and Jazz, archery, and track! I like to do workouts on my own and stretch a lot but usually never keep up a consistent schedule

I never once in my 9 years of ballet and 1 1/2 years of gymnastics could attain my splits, so lucky me

I’m weak for characters with long hair, doesn’t matter what gender if it’s long hair instantly I like that character!

I’m underage don’t ask me about anything inappropriate nor for any information on whether I’ve got or been in a romantic relationship. The answer is no.

I have comfort ships and I love them, they’re adorable!

I should be doing homework right now, oh well

I have a giant list of fantasy books I want to read but probably will never get around to actually reading

Should I talk more, this is starting to get unnecessarily long, eh

For some reason in my room I have trashy wifi but everywhere else in the house it’s okay

I swear my house if haunted, yall weird things have happened and it ain’t funny ;-;

I play roblox, Minecraft, solo leveling: arise, Genshin impact, Honkai: Star Rail, and nothing else, my phone and computer can’t handle me downloading some weird thing to play another game

Guys I love Fyodor

And Atsushi

Okay so I love lots of characters it’ll take too long to name them all

I like climbing and hiking and running and physical activity! It’s fun

I do like perfumes and makeup and like to experiment with the makeup I’ve got

I own rings, necklaces and bracelets but only really wear the rings

I need gloves

I love science, science is fascinating, especially the brain

I strive to become a psychiatrist or some type of neurologist or psychologist! The brains problems are the most fascinating

I used to want to be a surgeon, specifically a neurosurgeon or cardiovascular surgeon!

I also at some point wanted to be an interior decorator

I like puzzles and mysteries

I tend to say something or make some type of joke or comment and I will look at your face to see how you react, don’t be bothered by it I just want to know if it was the correct thing to say, if it was funny to you, etc

I’ve learned to pick up on your tone of voice, I can also tell when someone is down or upset. I can tell if you’re angry but trying to hide it, it’s in your tone of voice-you can just be upfront with me

You also gotta clear things up with me, I tend to most times think(even if the anger isn’t directed at me) that I’ve messed up and that you hate me now and I’m a terrible friend and that you’ll leave me now. Yeah dramatic I know

I tend to try and do whatever you want to do because what if what I want to do makes you uncomfortable and then you no longer like me or want to be my friend because I’m boring. So, don’t be surprised if I ask you want you want to do or what you’re interested in because I believe you’re more interesting than I am! :)

I will over analyze our conversations, also I’ll probably think of something to say to a comment that you’ve already said later and will go back to it sorry

I tend to act different on social media/online, I’m more confident and less shy, remember folks don’t trust people online, even if they give you every reason to trust them, don’t.

Moving on I break things easily, I’m clumsy, the back of my phone is decimated and I’m surprised my phone hasn’t shut down yet

My least favorite subjects are English and history, surprise I love science and math

I love fnaf, I will tell you the entire lore and I’ll propose to you if you buy me anything related to fnaf

Is this long enough? Nope

I can’t stand characters like Dazai and Gojo, as fascinating as they are their personalities annoy me a lot, I like serious characters.

I used to be a serious hypochondriac, I still have health anxiety but it’s not so bad anymore

I’m in therapy now! Surprise, surprise!

Ok so I love cows, cats, dogs and basically any animal to exist on this planet

The first anime I watched was demon slayer and right after that I watched Attack on Titan. That was smart of me! This is sarcastic do not be fooled

I like dinosaurs if I’ve not already mentioned that, I don’t know much about them but they’re cool

I grew up a very mature and serious child, I don’t crack jokes with you unless you’re close to me, and even then I don’t do it often and tend to usually be more serious than funny and joke around

I also don’t laugh at jokes a lot and tend to not understand them until you’ve explained them to me, I usually laugh at things that are pure stupidity. Amazing humor!

I forget to drink and eat water, sometimes at least other times I’ve got snacks and drinks by my side. I don’t usually feel hungry/hunger pains a lot until I’m really hungry but I snack a lot

I have a really deep hatred for school, it’s the source of a lot of my stress and mental health issues

My favorite song of all time is Bernadette.

I think this is long enough now

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Favorite characters:

Diluc

Lumine

Xiao

Zhongli/Morax

Rukhadevata/Greater Lord

Raiden Ei/Beelzebul

Cyno

Tighnari

Acheron

Stelle

Dan Heng/Dan Feng

Blade

Kafka

Welt Yang

Himeko

Fyodor

Nikolai

Fukuzawa

Yosano

Atsushi

Tanizaki

Akutagawa

Kyouka

Doll

N

Uzi

Pomni

Ragatha

Wanda

Thor

Sung Jinwoo

Cha Hae In

Galadriel

Legolas

Celeborn

Thranduil

Gandalf

Eren Yeager

Hange Zoe

Levi Ackerman

Mikasa Ackerman

Armin Arlert

Dottore

Columbina

Arlecchino

Supergirl/Kara Danvers

Muzan

Mitchikatsu/Kokushibo

Muichiro

Doma/Douma

Hantengu

Daki/Ume

Tengen Uzui

Kocho Shinobu

Giyu Tomioka

Obanai Iguro

Shigaraki

Mr. Compress

Sunday

There’s probably more but I can’t remember

Ok bye( I don’t know how to do tags)