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Currently watching Lara Croft tomb raider so I know how you feel

pretty sure that watching lady chatterleys lover while im ovulating counts as self harm actually

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Guess I know what I’m doing this Halloween

Schlocktober: A Fake Event Where Anything Goes

While other people are out here dropping Kinktober prompt lists with 9000 stipulations, I bring you this.

It's not a real October event, but it could be if you believe. The prompts are here for anyone to enjoy anyway.

Why "schlock"?

It means trash/junk, and that's the quality of content I'm striving for with these prompts. It's also fun to say.

But, y'know, if you want to take a prompt and turn it into a masterpiece of a whumpy longfic, go for it.

What fandom is this for?

Whatever fandom you want.

What ships can I write/draw?

Any of them.

Even [my fandom's most despised ship]?

Especially [your fandom's most despised ship].

What if I want to combine prompts? What if I want to write or draw things out of order? What if...

Go for it.

Are crossovers okay?

Do. Whatever. You. Want.

What if I want to create something problematic?

Send me the fucking link.

What does [prompt] mean?

You tell me. It's all open to interpretation.

Are there any rules at all?

Sure.

No AI use. If you need an LLM to write your schlock for you, consider a long walk off a short pier. If you need it to do your editing for you, use a beta reader instead. A stick figure drawn on the back of a napkin is better than soulless AI art.

Tag appropriately. 'Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings' means anything goes. 'No Archive Warnings Apply' means your work is guaranteed not to contain any of the major archive warnings (non-con, major character death, graphic violence, or underage sex).

No irl bigotry. Your characters can be problematic as all get out, but if you try to post a weird pro-JK Rowling essay or something you're not going in the collection, bud. Don't kill the vibes.

What are the vibes?

Just have fun.

But other people are having fun wrong!

Shut the fuck up.

Are you going to be doing this?

Probably not.

How do I participate?

There's an ao3 collection right here:

Schlocktober on ao3

Otherwise, just hashtag #schlocktober or something, idk. I don't expect anyone to actually do this.

Text version of the prompts under the cut.

Day 1:

Quadruple Fisting

Inappropriate Use of Labubus

Sex-Related Injury

Day 2:

Quesadilla Cocksleeve

Taking Notes During Sex and Grading It

MyPillow Humping

Day 3:

Erotically Burning Hair

Nostril Worship

Fuck or Live

Day 4:

Gap Tooth Kink

Pegging with a Square Peg

Peeling Sunburn

Day 5:

Not Squirting, Not Pee, but a Secret Third Thing

Nipple Sounding

Enemas to Lovers

Day 6:

Defiling a Puritan

Room Temperature Play

Edging on an Edge

Day 7:

Bidets

Too Many Legs

Shallow Throating

Day 8:

Lingerie Made of Crabs

Not Water Sports, but Water Leisure

Masturbation Pollen

Day 9:

Nonconsensual Consent (NCC)

Afterneglect

Last Time

Day 10:

Human Centipeding

Ball Slapping

Fuck or Die Trying

Day 11:

Sex on Meth

Plucking Hair by Hand

Harem on Strike

Day 12:

Second-Hand Creampie

Haggled Use

Age Progression

Day 13:

Cactus Insertion

Antibreeding Kink

Mechanical Bull

Day 14:

Banned on TikTok

Predator/Predator

Prey/Prey

Day 15:

Scissoring with Scissors

Butterplay

Cannon (Artillery) Compliant

Day 16:

Dueling Gloryholes

Inedible Cum

Purple Nurple

Day 17:

Pimple Popping

Lap Riverdance

Pain Without Pleasure

Day 18:

Nonconsensual Soloplay

Weakness Kink

Genital Swap (Not Whole Body)

Day 19:

Chip Clip Nipple Clamps

Spatchcocking

Wound Fucking

Day 20:

Boot Blasphemy

Understimulation

Gamma/Delta/Sigma (G/D/S)

Day 21:

CBT (Cognitive Behavioral Torture)

CBT (Cock and Ball Therapy)

Asparagus

Day 22:

Autocannibalism

Actual Jackhammering

Extrasensory Deprivation

Day 23:

Going in Dry

Aroused by the Smell of Rubber Cement

Sterilization Ritual

Day 24:

Genitals Stuck in Zipper

Ennui Kink

Earwax Wax Play

Day 25:

Actual Handcuffs (They're Under Arrest)

96ing

Sex as a Sedative

Day 26:

Hospice Roleplay

Gas Station Sex Pills

Balls So Blue They're Practically Purple

Day 27:

Extreme Temperature Cockwarming

Promiscuity Cage

Salt Daddy

Day 28:

Sex with Crocs

Anal Toeing

Breaking a Sex Contract

Day 29:

Coming in Someone Else's Pants

Clowns

Cloning Gone Wrong

Day 30:

Lube As Spit

Pet Work

Clear Showers (Character Is Adequately Hydrated)

Day 31:

Pumpkin Seed Snowballing

Candy Apple Coating

Ghost of a Sex Offender

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I love you pavl

@americanwh0resstuff come get your food, here darlin' pspspspsps *rattles kibble dish*

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@americanwh0resstuff come get your food, here darlin' pspspspsps *rattles kibble dish*

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Thank you my beloved @pavlovianfuckery

I’m tagging every mf who sees this cuz I have no friends :’)

rules: go to pinterest and type in “[your name] core aesthetic” and create a moodboard using the first nine images. no need to reveal what your name actually is!

tagged by my lovely @ongreenergrasses. Thank you, darling.

rules: go to pinterest and type in “[your name] core aesthetic” and create a moodboard using the first nine images. no need to reveal what your name actually is!

No pressure tagging: @marlowe-zara, @brookbee, @hoppkorv, @caesarclowningaround, @mariamariquinha, @paniccats, @angelrtf, @hippodameia

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Tagged by my beloved @pavlovianfuckery

thank you so much for the tag @bradshawed baby ! this is very cute.

rules: take the last 5 songs you've listened to & make a poll where people vote which song is most your vibe.

no pressure tags: @soangelbaby @turnerrst @rotapathetic @hrtfilm @st6ined @inspiredangel @lavenderslace ♡︎

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David Bowie as Jareth LABYRINTH (1986) - dir. Jim Henson

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Hey all, this is very different from what i usually post but I’m trying to reach as many people as possible.

Two weeks ago I returned home from heart o the hills in Hunt, Texas. I was privileged enough to work with Jane Ragsdale and photograph her amazing camp, I lived there, ate there, laughed there and learned a lot. Sadly as many of you know, there was an extreme flash flood this past Friday, the entire camp is gone, Jane lost her life trying to help people and we are all in mourning.

My colleague and friends are safe but they have lost their personal items and travel documents, a lot of us counsellors are international staff, and a lot of their passports were left behind at camp. They lost their clothes, have no running water and no money, if you guys could please take the time to check out these fundraisers and donations I would be forever grateful.

THIS will go straight into the pockets of the head staff of HOH.

Thank you all so much 💚💙❤️

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i'm sorry i don't know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.

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Shady plots really rebranded

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‘Cause you rock, rock, rock, rock, rock

You know that I want what you got

You rock, rock, rock, rock, rock

Big bad wolf come on and eat me up, up, up

Big, bad, naughty rock star

Your claws are shinin' bright in the dark

Liftin' up my little red skirt

I know you’ll leave me here in the dirt

But I heart you, and I wanna be your girl

I heart you, so come back and rock my world

‘Cause you rock, rock, rock, rock, rock

You know that I want what you got

You rock, rock, rock, rock, rock

Big bad wolf come on and eat me up, up, up

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Favourite hobby, going through accounts like this for ✨inspo✨

Us?

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Honeymoon (2015)