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Literally just set a reminder in my phone to ask my library to get this book when it comes out in June.
#teen romance#sapphic#reality baking#adiba jaigirdar#the dos and donuts of love#remember folks we shouldn't pirate books libraries are like right there
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culinary class wars PD: yeah so in this challenge we want the judges to evaluate the dishes only for taste and we don't want them to know whose dish it is. so probably the best mechanism to do that would be to have them be blindfolded, no other way to accomplish this! Anyways when the contestants are done we'll have them take their food to the dungeon where the judges are waiting. yeah, dressed in all-black suits. yeah, with the blindfolds. and since they can't see they're. they're uh. gonna get fed. by someone else. in the dungeon.
#korean reality/competition shows are so unhinged#where else are you going to get this content. not british fucking bake off
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reading lewis' tweet about the childhood dream of driving in red im. I feel like we live in the alternate universe where lewis hamilton will race for ferrari
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I scrolled through a reddit AMA with Martha Wells and someone asked what show from our world Murderbot would re-watch to calm down and she said The Great British Baking Show!!!!!
Now I am in desperate need of art of Murderbot with a chef's hat and a silly apron in ART's galley covered in flour and cursing next to a failure of a Tarte Tatin or whatever, because turns out that when you have never even touched a food item in your life, baking is WAY less relaxing than watching a show about baking.
#i'm CRYING i want to watch bake off with murderbot!!!!#the murderbot diaries#murderbot#asshole research transport#𓄿#idek#at least I often catch myself thinking “well that can't be THAT difficult can it” watching Bake Off#when in reality i HATE baking because you have to follow the stupid recipe so meitculously#no room for creativity or a little Fun#and I am careless and IMPATIENT#so i feel like murderbot might foolishly think it should try it too??#still thinking about ART and cooking so I wonder if ART would be able to help?#making sure the oven is at the PERFECT temperature or whatever?#but like#doesn't#and if it was either told VERY explicitly to shut up and let Murderbot do its thing#or if it just thinks its funnier to watch#idkkkkkk#would any of the crew try to console murderbot by taking a bite of its horrid creation#and insisting that it's really not THAT bad??#until ART puts a stop to it#worried about its crew member's life or something#god#i really have murderbot brainrot rn
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What's an average conversation between Evan and Gregory like?
(also inspired by an instagram prompt about a flashlight duo sickfic)
Burrow-Nest-Fort
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Gregory gets sick overnight, and Evan, who stayed over, gets sick as well. They hang out in their little quarantine together with no worries whatsoever.
Gregory groans, long and miserable as Evan takes the thermostat he found in the bathroom out of his mouth. "100.4." Evan says.
"Whyyyy..." Gregory asks aloud, bags under his eyes and completion pale as he sprawls out under his comforter. "I didn't even do anything."
"Nobody gets sick on purpose." Evan smiles a bit, putting the thermostat down.
"You slept right next to me like, all night." Gregory points out. "Do you feel sick at all?"
Now that Evan's thinking about it, he does feel that little prickle in the back of his throat that's the universal sign of an incoming sickness. "...Yeah."
He'd spent the night after coming home with Gregory after school on a Friday like he usually does. Throughout the night, he and Gregory had shared his bed, and Gregory had woken up this morning sick as a dog with no fanfare whatsoever.
Gregory groans again, the roughness in his throat accentuated by the dragged out line. "Great." He frowns, and the stuff clogging up his nose is evidently heard in his voice. "I get sick for no reason and now I make you have to deal with it too."
"Its okay." Evan says genuinely. "Its not like you wanted me to get sick. It's my fault for needing to get in bed with you when I'm too much of a baby anyway."
Gregory just narrows his eyes at Evan at that, his already sunkissed tan cheeks redder from the fever. He just sighs, letting his head fall back against his pillow. "I'm not even responding to that. You know what I'd say anyway."
Yeah. He does. The same thing Gregory's been telling him the past multiple months every time Evan feels sorry for himself. Evan himself sighs, feeling sorry for, well... feeling sorry for himself. "Yeah."
Theres a short spurt of silence after that, but its broken by Gregory. "Whatever." He sucks in through his nose, trying to breathe through the gunk. "Hey, since you're already gonna be a prisoner like me, come here."
Evan raises a brow. "Why?"
Gregory reaches at the foot of his bed to grab his laptop that has ten-thousand stickers on the back. He opens the lid, patting the empty space on the bed next to him. "Let's watch TV, or something. If I don't do something other than lieing here I'm gonna explode."
Evan giggles. "You look like it, too." He says, looking at Gregory's extremely red face from the undoubtedly harsh fever. "You better stop talking until you get a drink or your throat will feel awful later."
Gregory let's his head tilt back against the pillow as he shifts to get more comfortable. "Is my Dad home?"
He takes a look outside the window and sees the white van in the driveway. "Yeah?"
"Go tell him about our predicament." Gregory tells him. "I'd rather get the smothering over with before we get in the middle of an episode."
Evan smiles instinctively at that. "Okay." He replies. "But I'm about to be sick too, okay? It's almost my time to be bedridden too." He says on the way out of Gregory's room.
"Then hoard the snacks while you're down there!" Gregory calls at him, his voice sounding like death.
Evan only says the keywords 'Gregory' and 'sick' before Freddy is thundering up the stairs with Evan struggling to keep up with an armful of junk food.
He only gets to the door seconds after Freddy, but he's already doing said smothering. Somehow, three new throw blankets and a few pillows have appeared out of thin air, and are being tucked around Gregory like a nest of fluff and plush.
"What happened?" Freddy asks, ever worried. "Did something cause this?"
Evan watches Gregory shrug from his bed as he walks around the other side of Freddy, dumping the snacks onto his bedside table. "I dont know." He says, sniffling. "I just woke up sick. And he probably will be too."
Evan knows Gregory must have pointed at him because Freddy is smothering him the next time his brain catches up. "Do you feel alright, Evan?" Freddy asks him, crouching down and feeling his forehead and his temples. "Or should I quarantine the both of you."
Evan laughs slightly, and cringes at how the prickling is steadily getting worse. His head begins to feel a little warm. "Quarantine, I guess." He smiles. "I feel it coming."
"I am sorry." Freddy looks apologetic, despite him doing nothing. He pats Evan on the arm, and hes at the door in an instant. "Get comfortable, you two. I will make you both some soup and orange juice and get you some medicine later."
"Thank you!" Evan calls out half-hazardously as Freddy leaves the room. Gregory pats the little empty space in the next Freddy built for him and hoists his laptop on his knees. "We gotta pick something to watch."
When Evan finally sits down and gets settled with at least two blankets wrapped around his shoulders, he checks the laptop screen to see Gregory browsing an array of TV shows on some streaming service.
Gregory wrestles a hand out from underneath the blankets to point at one. "That one okay?"
Evan laughs at bit, making a miserable noise when his nose begins to clog up. "Yeah. Watching a baking show when your aunt isnt home and we cant get out of bed to make anything is a great idea."
Gregory huffs, and Evan cant see his face, but he imagines he's making one. "No I wont." He says. "My aunts cupcakes are better than any of these people could make."
Evan wiggles a bit, letting his body relax fully into the bed. Gregory's shoulder is pressed against his, and a bit of his hair is touching his forehead. "Stop." He laughs. "You're gonna make me want some."
Gregory laughs, pressing play and clicking on the first episode of a random season. When the episode starts playing and introducing contestants, he makes grabby hands at Evan. Evan just pulls his arm out of the blanket cocoon hes wrapped in and hands him a bag of chips, grabbing crackers for himself.
"This is a Halloween show." Evan points out. "Its January."
"This one is funny though." Gregory replies on the other side of the pillow, sniffling. "They have to carve stuff out of big pumpkins for like, a setting for their food."
Evan's brows raise. "Oh."
Theres this girl that says shes in the show because shes alone and wants to win the prize money for herself and to show everyone that she can do it. Shes one of the only people in the roster who doesnt have a partner or kids at home. Evan thinks hes rooting for her. Theres another guy who looks like hes fresh out of school and says he wants the prize money to start his career and open his own location.
"I'm rooting for him." Gregory says after munching on a handful of Lays. "I want to see how far he gets."
"You just pick the ones that look like theyll struggle so you can feel bad for them." Evan points out.
"I pick the ones who might struggle to watch how they fare against everyone else." Gregory corrects. "Its fun. The skill of watching reality TV is one you havent yet learned, Evan."
Evan scoffs a bit, laughing, and Gregory shifts next to him. "You'll learn as you watch." Gregory tells him. "Trust me."
So after that, Evan just stays quiet and watches. Gregory makes comments now and then, and then later complains about how his throat feels like sandpaper. Evan watches people rush around the kitchen and sketch elaborate sets for their food to be showcased in and carve faces and bodies and animals into pumpkins.
The judges are harsh and kind at the same time. A team's food gets burnt. Some come out perfect. A team gets pounded by the judges and the team the the guy Gregory is rooting for is on is the same the girl Evan's rooting for is. Their team wins the challenge and gets an advantage.
By the end of the first episode, Evan thinks he understands why Gregory watches so much. "Wow." He says just above a whisper, the prickling throat having finally set in all the way. Having nothing to focus on and away from how crap he feels makes him groan in misery, and Gregory isnt far behind him to follow.
"Anthony needs to step it up to impress the judges." Gregory manages in-between sipping at the bottle of water by his bed. "He almost screwed up the decoration."
Evan rolls his eyes, and thinks about how proud winning a challenge made the girl he's rooting for proud of herself. It makes him happy.
"I just want to see what happens next." Evan says, smiling. "I've never watched a lot of TV like this."
"You're missing out." Gregory replies. "Its fine. We can catch you up during our little quarantine."
Their little quarantine. Evan smiles outwardly. That sounds fun. Even if being sick sucks.
Its right before the second episode that Freddy returns to Gregory's room, a big piping bowl of chicken noodle soup in his hands with about two entire hand towels wrapped around the bottom and two spoons stuck in the bowl. He puts a tall glasse of orange juice on the bedside table next to Evan, and the other on the window sill next to Gregory.
Evan unwraps his sore limbs from the cocoon and sits up on the bed, pushing his head with a pillow as he and Gregory use their legs as a table. "Thank you..." Evan says to Freddy, grateful but not without the layer of guilt underneath. "I appreciate it."
"Its no problem, Evan." Freddy smiles in that kind, genuine way of his that's never ever made Evan feel on edge or nervous. Evan grins when Freddy pats him on the head, and Gregory smiles when he does the same to him. "Now I'm sorry, you two," Freddy trails off, pulling a bottle of cough syrup out of an invisible pocket. "But medicine before food, please."
He and Gregory both make ick noises at that, making faces. Freddy laughs at them while he pours the medicine into individual spoons for the two of them, and Evan watches with a twisted lip. "It will make you feel better."
"It better if it tastes like that." Gregory sticks his tongue out. "They're trying to kill us."
"Quite the opposite." Freddy shakes his head, holding out the spoon for Gregory to take first. "Its better to just get it over with, Superstar."
Evan watches as Gregory twists his face into the most dreadful expression hes ever seen, and he cant help but smile in amusement when he makes a show at swallowing it down and making disgusted noises.
Evan takes his with much less more fuss, but his eyes water at the awful fake quote unquote 'grape taste'. He cant help the way his face scrunches up, and both Gregory and Freddy laugh at him.
"Evan," Freddy begins suddenly after capping the medicine and taking the spoons back. His voice sounds more serious, and Evan "I'm going to have to tell your family something about why you aren't home."
Immediately, Evan's stomach drops to his feet.
He must have reacted outwardly, because Freddy frowns. "I know." He says. "But it will be alright. I'll tell them exactly why you're staying over, and--" He cuts himself off, and Evan dares to acknowledge the faint clench in Freddys jaw. "Surely if anything they would not care more than they would be upset."
And Evan finds that Freddys right. He's so used to Michael being in his face all the time that he forgets that his Father is at best neglectful and at worst barely present in his life. If his Father were to react in any way other than a quick 'alright' to the call, it would be a thanks that Evan is out of his hair for at least a few days.
The thought alone tends tears to his eyes. He ducks his head, squeezing his eyes shut when the tears make his nose that much more clogged and his face from the fever that much more unpleasantly hot. "Just tell them that I'm staying the night instead of being sick."
Better to not say he's sick in case his Father suddenly catches onto the maybe lie and thinks more than Evan wants him to. Besides, he could deal without the extra attention from Michael.
Freddy looks like he wants to say something about that, but he doesnt. When Evan peeks up through his home-cut accidental bangs, Freddy just nods, choosing not to linger.
"Alright, Evan." He smiles reassuringly. "Do not worry about it, okay? I'll tell them exactly what you told me to. Just let me handle it."
Just let me handle it. Something about that lingers to him, and it sticks to the walls of his mind.
He's never had anyone to handle it for him before. He's never had someone to take the reigns in regard to his dad and brother to the point where Evan isnt involved. Where he went have to worry about it.
He nods after a few moments, and Evan almost tears up again at the patience. "Okay." He says simply, his voice cracking and rough. He swallows, and ignores the gravelly feeling. "Yes, I would... I would appreciate that. A lot."
Nobody says anything after that, but the silence in comfortable. Freddy just grabs the back of Evan's head and holds it to his chest in a hug, and does the same to Gregory. Gregory snakes an arm around Evan's back and holds him close.
They stay that way for another minute until they break apart, and Freddy smiles that comforting smile at him that's like a weight taken off of his shoulders. "I will handle it." Freddy says again, jerking his head towards the soup. "Now finish your soup, boys. It'll be good for your throat."
Then he shuts the door, and the room is silent. The only sound is Gregorys table fan he always has running and the faint sound of cars outside. The heater kicks on in the house, and the sunlight spills through the open window and casts onto their little bed nest as the only source of light.
Gregory leans back into the bed and gets comfortable, dragging Evan back with him when all he's doing is picking at a roque thread in the hem of his shirt. When Evan looks up, Gregory is smiling with dry, cracked lips, and despite looking like death, its warm.
He doesnt mention anything that just happened. He doesnt try to guess what Evan's deal is and try to help him like he usually does, and Evan's thankful. Gregory seems to understand that now isnt one of the times to do that.
So Evan let's it go. And when Gregory gestures the the soup and nudges Evan's spoon closer to him, Evan just starts eating.
They're back to commentating the show in now time. The soup is only warm instead of hot now, but it still soothes their throat, and the steam clears up their sinuses some. Gregory keeps cracking jokes about the contestants and making fun of the corny host, and Evan laughs along with him, drinking orange juice when his throat prickles.
They marathon the season until the sun passes over the house and all that's left is the dim white sky of winter. The team with both of their favorites makes it to the finale.
The two teams fight over the biggest pumpkin. One of them is uncoordinated and theres a heated argument. Their pumpkin falls and breaks. The other splits up and finishes the pumpkin set in record time and completes their concept with no forks.
By the end, the team they both ended up rooting for wins, and Evan watches as the guy Gregory was rooting for gets his career started, and the girl he was rooting for talks about how she'll open her own bakery and she has friends for life now.
The soup is gone and the orange juice drained by the time the season is over. Gregory says theres eleven more available to watch.
Gregory puts on another season, and Evan burrows further into his little burrito and this time picks a contestant after the team's are decided to be against Gregory.
They watch a whole nother one, and halfway through, the sky outside darkens early like it does in winter, but despite the exhaustion from being sick, Evan wants to go another few hours.
Eventually, right near the finale, Evan and Gregory are forced to leave their blanket armor because Chica apparently came over at some point and baked them cupcakes as a suprise. She brings hot chocolate with her with peppermint sticks in them for their throats, and they eat through them like beavers with wood.
They dont move all day. They only get up to go to the bathroom at the end of the second season (Evan's team won, by the way) to brush their teeth, then they're back in their burrow-nest-fort without asking Freddy to get the air mattress.
Evan still feels like crap when he smushes his face into Gregory's pillow, but it's alright because they're in their little quarantine, and he's out like a light either way, looking forward to another season tomorrow.
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#the show theyre watching is halloween wars btw.#i was inspired because my sister and i have been watching face off together (goated show) and reality tv has been on the mind.#ive always been a fan of baking shows and halloween wars has been a favorite since i was a kid because of the elaborate pumpkin sets lol#just wanted to write them hanging out. being bros.#nothing too crazy happens and evan doesnt let his family ruin having fun because for once#he has his real family to handle it for him sometimes. that means the world to him.#evan also was thinking william might think that hes somehow done that 'toughening up'#williams been pounding into his brain since he was little.#of course its toxic masculinity but by now evan knows its not right and he is the way he is and isnt changing.#its just not nice to hear. and michael would be teasing him for 'rebelling' and shit like that#also kudos to you if you noticed the girl evan was rooting for reflected him =)#pandas writes#my fics#flashlight duo oneshots#flashlight duo#gregory#evan#oneshot#sickfic#fnaf gregory#evan afton#basically just put prompts i thought could apply to this oneshot at the top lol
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I’m dumb af, which username is Jason in ur wip lol
he’s PippinWasFramed! (tim and steph are also in there; everyone else is a standard gotham npc)
#also taking a leaf from fey i think jason’s only on reddit for baking recipes and as a google substitute for random questions#tim’s on there to cause problems for himself#and steph is in all the celebrity gossip and reality tv subs#because she doesn’t have time to keep up with all that on her own. she is busy#asks#my fic
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Hey Mayor, do you have any hobbies ?
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#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#blue and violet#they are quite diverse with their hobbies to be honest#I like to think that they also quite enjoy ice skating#but yes they do like to commit the murder#just a silly little pass time#also the headcon that they can bake is just me being silly#they can make bake but I swear whatever bread they make is probably the most stale thing to ever exist#I think in reality Mayor just likes the smell of baked goods#because freshly baked goods smells REALLY GOOD ME THINKS#also the erhu thing is also another silly headcon I shoved into the fanfic series#but it sort of has some important significance...?
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#my art#artists on tumblr#photographers on tumblr#pink#weed#420#420stoner#wake n bake#vaporwave#surreal#dreamcore#cannabis dispensary#cannabis#strangecore#weirdcore#oddcore#trippy#drugcore#soft grunge#neon#magenta#lofi#photo edit#liminalcore#liminal reality#dissociation#plants#dreamy#surrealism#420life
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Very short half-baked theory because I'm feeling chatty: my most ambitious theory for Dazai, in relation to the Book, is that he was there when it was created.
What little lore we have of the Book's nature so far could be hinting at the Book being a singularity. It's much stronger than any normal ability. It also cannot be destroyed through physical means... and abilities have no effect on it.
I don't know who, what, where, when or why Dazai would have been involved, but Dazai's ability has been said again and again to be very unique, unmatched and extremely rare. The Book was once in the hands on the Special Division, they had a Page to study before it was stolen by the Decay, the Book is supposed to be in Yokohama, and we have no idea when it was created (but know the study of singularities started during the war).
Dazai knew of the Book, but he talked about it only post-Guild arc, so it's 50/50 whether he knew about it beforehand or if he only learned of it through Atsushi, who had learned of it through Fitzgerald, who very well could have gotten that info himself from the Order of the Clocktower, since we meet him while he's talking business with Agatha (and being listened in on by Fyodor)
I still say Dazai could have been there with the ability users whose abilities were combined/exploited to create the Book. Either his own was used too or it developed itself at that moment. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.
#conspiracy pushed even further: what if the Book was created during the war to end the war (and/or pick the winner)#but then those responsible for it went 'oh shit' as they realized there was this reality-altering tool they can't destroy just hanging out#so they sealed it#(was it used for the war? did a conflict emerge from its existence? what's up)#apparently i talk sometimes#bsd#bsd dazai#bsd theory#<- half-baked but I could probably turn it into an essay of different hypotheses of how when why
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You doing alright dude?
i had to wait until i got home from work to make this
#ask#(ok in all seriousness: stuff could be better but this is hardly the worst i've ever been)#(it's just a LOT happening all at once and the overwhelming reality of my impending graduation setting in)#(i really appreciate the concern <3 i am doing okay. but between my brother's wedding and my phd applications. hoo boy.)#((through gritted teeth) almost there. just gotta make it through these next few months.)#(if anyone was wondering why i haven't been online as much lately. well. there's just so much shit happening.)#(i am going to stress-bake SO much shit next time i visit my parents it's gonna be great)#(the way i let my stress out is. making cakes and french macaroons. while screamo music plays in the background.)
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eugh... i've aged
The birthday lines are. Something.
"Ritsu said it's your birthday so you can rob me ig, go for it"
"Happy birthday! It's time to inject you with new untested drugs, let's go 💕"
I love these little freaks but I will be going with Jabberwock today so I don't die. I couldn't get Haru's birthday line to come up but I was offered potatoes so nonetheless my choice is made
#tokyo debunker#tdb#tdb voicelines#taiga hoshibami#yuri isami#haru sagara#better hope Taiga doesn't forget he offered and think you're robbing him#wait if i can take one thing from his room does that include him#can i get him out of bed and make him actually do something that doesn't involve violence or gambling???#nah that's too much to ask#and as much as i love Yuri I'm not a fan of being stabbed with Mystery Juice that may or may not kill me#you know what i am a fan of though#baked potatoes#Haru W#in reality i will be day drinking and going to craft stores wish me luck enough that i don't take down the entire glitter aisle
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Being on a strictly liquid/soft diet right now is wild. Never in my life have I been so excited to eat yogurt (god yes finally something different). I am craving things I wouldn't normally crave. I can't wait to eat some breaded shrimp or a piece of toast. My god, a slice of cheddar cheese sounds excellent right now.
#This was day 4 of living off smoothies protein shakes and the occasional baked potato#I got to have a little yogurt pudding and Spaghettios today for enrichment#I feel like I've spent all day eating but yet I'm still hungry#In reality#I haven't eaten that much. I just can't eat much or fast#It takes me like 30 minutes to get through a cup of pudding#I am so ready for this to be done yall
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I'm still envious of people who can watch the Great British Bake Off. it's too high stress for me...you bring in wonderful, talented people and have me root for each one and then tell me I have to say goodbye to one each week?
Nah man. This is why I need reality TV with assholes. When you get voted off the island, I need to be like "good riddance bitch"
#great british bake off#gbbo#gbbo 2024#the great british bake off#mary berry#paul hollywood#noel fielding#mel giedroyc#sue perkins#prue leith#reality tv#reality television
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I'm really liking this era of reality show competitions that I believe started from the great british bake off, where it´s a competition, everyone wants to win, but it´s such a friendly and supportive environment.
Like, I love RuPaul's Drag Race, but I watch it because of the genuine talent and culture behind drag and even though it makes really good memes or interesting plays like in All Stars, sometimes the drama is too much.
So it's nice to have shows like Next in Fashion, Blown Away, Academy of Chocolate and such, they make me so happy. Like, honestly for mental health purposes, go to the Reality Show section of Netflix.
Bonus points for also doing these shows about not regular stuff that allows people to showcase their talent and those in the field of arts get an impulse and profit even if they do not win.
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guys i promise i can fix him just hear me out ok
#hed leave me sobbing and questioning all of my life choices while eating baked goods in my room watching shitty reality tv#art#welcome to eltingville#bill dickey
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