#reality baking

[lunewolf13]

Tim and Jason were munching on Batburgers mid-patrol. Entirely out of the blue Tim says: By the way, I'm bi.

Jason pauses, then swallows his burger: Uh, okay?

Tim: I just wanted to tell you. In case, you know, you think no one would accept you.

Jason: ...Huh??

Tim: Yeah, there's a reason why I brought this up. What I'm trying to tell you is that B told me to tell you that you can bring your boyfriend over for dinner whenever you want.

Jason just stares at Tim, wondering if he's experiencing a fever dream because what??

Jason: What boyfriend??

As far as he knows, there is no boyfriend. Why does Bruce think there is a boyfriend??

Tim being understanding but for a completely different context: It's okay, Hood. I'll tell him you said no. No need to deny it.

Jason continues to be baffled: Thanks. But I don't have a boyfriend.

Tim does not believe him: Sure, sure. So, when's the next time Arsenal plans to visit Gotham?

Jason goes back to eating his burger and pretending he's not totally confused by the change in topic: Uh, this Thursday. I'm gonna help him with Lian's birthday cake, and brainstorm gift ideas.

Tim: Uh-huh. Hope you have guys have fun :)

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Just saw a reel which said Britain is one of the richest countries in the world so people eating struggle meals like beans on toast is a choice and you know what putting questions of cuisine aside I can't believe we're still saying if a country is rich so are all its people girl things cost more! Don't fuck with me! Often richer countries have a more aggressive poverty gap!!!!

[lux-astrorum]

no one:

absolutely no one at all:

culinary class wars PD: yeah so in this challenge we want the judges to evaluate the dishes only for taste and we don't want them to know whose dish it is. so probably the best mechanism to do that would be to have them be blindfolded, no other way to accomplish this! Anyways when the contestants are done we'll have them take their food to the dungeon where the judges are waiting. yeah, dressed in all-black suits. yeah, with the blindfolds. and since they can't see they're. they're uh. gonna get fed. by someone else. in the dungeon.

[blorbocedes]

reading lewis' tweet about the childhood dream of driving in red im. I feel like we live in the alternate universe where lewis hamilton will race for ferrari

[syltheanti]

when i become famous and start a webtoon i am going to purposefully, out of spite, deny proshippers any access to my characters because i'm not going to let you draw my characters in your nasty ass fantasies, like gtfo

Real. I'd do the exact same thing. If my stuff ever gets a fandom we're casting out and denying proshippers fr.

[scificrows]

I scrolled through a reddit AMA with Martha Wells and someone asked what show from our world Murderbot would re-watch to calm down and she said The Great British Baking Show!!!!!

Now I am in desperate need of art of Murderbot with a chef's hat and a silly apron in ART's galley covered in flour and cursing next to a failure of a Tarte Tatin or whatever, because turns out that when you have never even touched a food item in your life, baking is WAY less relaxing than watching a show about baking.

[hallmark-movie-fanatics]

Upcoming February Movies - hallmark Channel & Hallmark Mystery

Hallmark Channel

An Unexpected Valentine February 1, 8pm/7c A chance encounter on Valentine's Day brings Hannah and Finn together as they race through New York City to return a lost engagement ring and save one couple's special day. Stars Lacey Chabert and Robert Buckley.

Sisterhood, Inc. February 8, 8pm/7c Corporate exec Megan starts a board of directors to improve her younger sister's chaotic life and finds romance with a psych professor who uncovers her tough demeanor. Stars Rachael Leigh Cook, Daniella Monet, and Leonidas Gulaptis.

Return to Office February 15, 8pm/7c After making the return to the office on a hybrid schedule, two coworkers known to each other only as Ms. Monday and Mr. Tuesday start sending friendly notes, sparking an office romance. Stars Janel Parrish and Scott Michael Foster.

The Wish Swap February 22, 8pm/7c When Casey and Henry find themselves celebrating their birthdays at the same restaurant, they make birthday wishes at the same time which are granted. However they end up getting each other's wishes. Stars Emily Tennant and Jake Foy.

Hallmark Mystery

Reality Bites: A Hannah Swensen Mystery February 6, 8pm/7c Stars Alison Sweeney.

[amu-brain-dump]

Similar out if the blue out of curiosity question: Do you or have you watched The Great British Bake Off in any form?

Hehe so far I've only seen memes from it but it's on my watchlist!! Seeing people bake competitively??? That sounds like so much fun🤣 and recently I found out there is Great British Sewing Bee which is also on my wtachlist.

The girl that won I think the first year has published several cooking books but I don't know much more about it. I want to be in the right state of mind to enjoy it fully

[vinelark]

I’m dumb af, which username is Jason in ur wip lol

he’s PippinWasFramed! (tim and steph are also in there; everyone else is a standard gotham npc)

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[starleska]

What food do you think salad fingers would like... miscellaneous scavenged corpses aren't his favorite probably lol and nothing spicy, he's much too British for that.

ohoho, what an interesting question!!! as a Brit myself, i can weigh in a little on his English-specific delicacies, although i imagine they're all some form of curdled, rotten, or detrimental to the senses 💀 up here in the North we love our pies and pasties, and in spite of Salad Fingers' skinny frame, i reckon he's partial to a good pastry or two!! with miscellaneous meat replacing your classic beef, chicken or sausage, of course, including with a Sunday dinner, when the whole thing is drenched in oil-black 'gravy'. i can imagine him quoting the importance of eating your greens: a mildewed mess of off-broccoli, poisonous peas and crusty cauliflower!! 🤢 desserts come in the form of 'scrumptious' (in his opinion) crumbles and tarts: fruity concoctions which leave your mouth puckering, and sticky toffee pudding (though don't ask Salad what the 'sticky' is) to finish as well. i think Salad Fingers has quite the affinity for hard-candied fruits, and makes the most fascinating (if visually nauseating) sweets from his scavenging. have you ever seen Atomic Shrimp, that lovely British guy who does challenges where he forages for his food and lives off £1 a day? i'm thinking something like that, but 50x more horrifying 😂

[syltheanti]

I genuinely don’t understand why so many people, especially ”proshippers”/”profiction”, are against DNIs or setting boundaries on the internet???

Yeah is it that hard to not interact with someone. They wanna go ''block me don't report!" but then go out of their way to interact with antis or people who don't wanna interact with them in general out of spite or something.

[ibroughtyoumybullets-ningy]

You doing alright dude?

i had to wait until i got home from work to make this

[void-of-unparalleled-chaos]

Being on a strictly liquid/soft diet right now is wild. Never in my life have I been so excited to eat yogurt (god yes finally something different). I am craving things I wouldn't normally crave. I can't wait to eat some breaded shrimp or a piece of toast. My god, a slice of cheddar cheese sounds excellent right now.

[imwritesometimes]

I'm still working on narrowing down my initial menu for getting my license since I can add additional items later so right now I have a list of like 15 items I want to offer 🤞

[suswous]

It’s always funny whenever ppl see historians talking abt how it’s difficult/fraught to apply modern sexual orientation identity labels to ppl in the past, and react by going ‘haha then you can’t say anyone in the past was straight either’ as if it’s some sort of a gotcha.

When like.

That is exactly the point! That’s not a gotcha, that’s what they want you to understand!