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Also it’s rlly only today that I properly listened to Cocoon
#it’s also kinda funny I’m listening to the song that has the lyrics ‘this tainted election’ during an election night#(that one is in reference to the 2000 election of course)
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It’s funny bcs there’s some part of me that feels like I should be feeling anxious rn, just for a different reason!
#I feel like if I’m anxious abt the election it’s like#yeah you are our token American after all#like a lot of my Dutch friends have asked me if I’ve voted#I feel like ppl here would sorta expect me to be anxious abt the election#but then no it turns out I was up all night bcs I saw a bug#(tbf it’s a major bug but still)#at least now the anxiety has turned into adrenaline which has now left me feeling almost vaguely positive rn?#but yeah I’m still gonna be sleeping w/ a night mask and a light on near the bed#bcs I know cockroaches like the dark#and that feels almost like a warding thing against them#bcs again my main concern is not the very(!) valid reasons a cockroach problem is concerning#I’m just terrified they’re gonna touch me#and I’m terrified that I’m gonna get terrified by one of them
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I’m still just terrified one of them’s gonna crawl in my mouth
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Honestly part of what’ annoying me abt the cockroach issue is just
I’m supposed to be worried about the election right now. But I’m not. Because I’m worried about these fucking things. And that’s way less interesting.
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hello y’all if you see anyone quoting statistics like “x percentage of x group voted for trump” know that they are going off of preliminary exit polls which are notoriously flawed (ex. 2016 exit polls claimed that 52% of white women voted for trump but it was actually 47% – which is not great but it’s not as damning and narrative-provoking as 52%) and will probably be wildly incorrect for this election since everything is already so goddamn weird thank you and check your sources before parroting numbers
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91% of adulterers stop before they find the one mistress who will bring back their zest for life. KEEP CHEATING!!!!!!!!
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Honestly, if the roaches had occurred a week ago, it would have been so much easier to deal with
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logan when he’s about to eat dick for three hours straight:
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good luck to everyone voting today (you are voting today) (you are going to vote today) (if you have not already voted you will be going to the polls and voting)
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