#realcat

[cavernclaw]

THE CREATION OF CLANCLAN: part 3

realcat, the medicine cat!!

one day when molly was out looking for garbage to eat, she saw these really cool cats have lots and lots of fun and frolicking in the sunlight! she tried to talk to them but they screamed and ran away! (:()

molly later found out that the cool cats were apart of a ‘clan’ and it was cats only, so what did she do? steal from a spirit halloween and pretend to be a cat! somehow… it worked! (either that or they just felt sorry for her)

she’s not very good with herbs but if you have any mental problems or just wanna talk, realcat will always be here for you!

[hamsternamedmarinette]

Realcat!plagg AU idea except I don't have the energy to draw a comic of it so you have to read a wall of text instead.

There is still magic and there are still kwamis. Kwamis can take a variety of forms. Tikki prefers to stay in the regular little sprite form we're familiar with on the show. Marinette gets her miraculous the same way she does in canon. Nothing on Marinette or Tikki's end deviates from canon, actually.

Adrien, on the other hand, gets his miraculous after a ratchet stray black cat wanders into his room carrying a strange jewelry box. He's mainly concerned with trying to get this cat out of his room without his father noticing, but after a while of trying and failing to capture it, he resigns himself to fiddling with the jewelry box and the ring inside of it. He discovers by accident that it's a magic ring that gives him superpowers. He forgets about the cat in his room (which is no longer in his room but in his ring) and goes off galavanting as a superhero the way he does in canon.

He's smart enough to deduce that the ring and his new fugly little cat are connected (since the ring gives him a black cat persona), but he has no reason not to think that the cat, now named Plagg (after the sound of him throwing up a hairball as per @buggachat 's comic, but also happening to be Plagg's actual real name, which Plagg finds hilarious but is also a little offended by) is anything other than a normal but very shady cat. Yeah, he's somehow connected to this magic ring, but he's just a normal, lazy cat who does normal, destructive cat things and shows no signs of higher intelligence. Adrien's conclusion is that as a counterbalance to becoming a superhero, he also now has to take care of this weird fleabag as a way to keep him humble. But he doesn't mind after a while.

Ladybug and Cat Noir don't talk about their kwamis that much at first. They're still getting the hang of the superhero thing and figuring out what's safe for them to talk about. But slowly they get more comfortable talking about different things, and that's when Cat Noir brings up the origins of their powers.

"So what happened when you got your miraculous? Was it just one ladybug bringing you your earrings, or like a whole swarm?"

"...What? It was my kwami."

"Your what?"

Adrien goes home that night and immediately demands answers from his cat. Plagg gaslights him for a while by remaining a normal, oblivious cat. Adrien eventually falters, thinking he's losing his mind, and ceases throwing accusations at his cat. And it is at this point that Plagg finishes the bit, finally transforms into his canon kwami form, and laughs at Adrien, who is screaming

[junbunetc]

Happy International Cat Day! 🐱 Would you like some delicious cat stickers to celebrate? Our MaxCat stickers are RealCat approved! 🧁 🥓

Due to cat complaints about unflattering pictures, we added a shot with eyes open. ✨

[livingdeaddoll2]

#realcats do this too

[jennanydots]

time to have silly gripe about the fandom for the weird cat musical

gotta wonder whats goin on in heads to make people interpret songs from cats entirely literally. cats. the show with words taken entirely from poems for little children.

realcat does not have magic they just have sneaky. realcat does not teach mice to sew but they do do terrible job of mousing because they are well fed.

also I hate the idea of tribe healers. its misogynistic mostly but also dumb. also of calling them a tribe. cats are a clowder for one but its a colony and they dont have heirarchical structure thats not how cats work. tribe has a simply atrocious connotation. and half of them are canonically house cats they dont all live 24/7 in the junkyard its just a good place to hang out and hunt.

where in there did anyone get the idea that macavity is anything more than a big mean street cat what is this. his song is a gag about spies and moriarty references. cats dont have tortured underlings

it is about how kitties think they are so so important but really they are just so so cute. and also a little bit mystical because arent well (we being nature and Thought in general)

I have more gripes they escape me right now. perhaps I will add them later. I love to complain

[kenshinscp]

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[jasonpcorbett]

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I know I’ve not put anything up for a while….I’ve been working on lots of large projects so in the meantime here’s my cat shouting. #realcat #nottattoo https://www.instagram.com/p/CSd6BUDF_5l/?utm_medium=tumblr

[gorebit-naya]

Buji gang buji gang buji gang ~ 😂😂 Shoutout to @bujibuchempel ♥️♥️ (at Malaysia)

[authormarieasano]

Which is the Cat?

Here is a cute little game I came up with for all those cat lovers out there.

And yes, this is my fur baby. ^^ I love her so much.

[norkdorf]

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[cabox]

Cose strane a Cagliari... #gliopposti #cat #mouse #mousecat #friends °°° #catsofinstagram #kitten #pet #catsagram #catoftheday #pets #instagramcats #instagood #adorable #realcat #petstagram #lovekittens #lovecats #cute #cateyes #mouse #petsofinstagram (presso Cagliari, Italy)

[mayura-is-a-fan]

Let’s do a live read for @djaeka!

[catgenetics]

This is my new baby.

I'm pretty sure he's a cream spotted tabby with white spotting (yellow eyes). Did I get him right?

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He looks more ginger than cream to me but that could be the lighting. But yeah, sounds right!

[broken-shutter]

#Pandasloth made friends with the resident cat. #AdventuresOfPandasloth #PandaslothInPortland #Panda #Cat #StuffedPanda #RealCat #Friends #Vancouver #Portland #Animals #ThisCatDoesntLookAmused

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