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whosaskingwrites · 4 years ago

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The Sound Of Love (Tsukishima x Reader)

A/N: Um I don't like this one as much as the others but I did my best. It honestly took forever cause I didn't want to write it and I had no idea what song to use but I eventually decided so here we are.

WARNINGS: angst

Date: Saturday November 7th, 2020

Details: 5.3 pages 2,000 words

Theme: Musicalia- The victim will hear a song constantly playing in their head until it drives them insane. The person of affection will only hear the music when they are around the victim.

Angst Masterlist

Clair De Lune

A simple, beautiful piano melody that had been repeating in my head for weeks. There was never a reprieve from the beautifully haunting melody. My mind followed the sound like a moth to a flame and deteriorated the closer it got to the music.

No amount of holding my hands over my ears stopped it. It had become a part of me like the backround music in a video game or movie. However this wasn't a video game or a movie this was real. Every day was the same never a rest I couldn't even sleep some nights.

This was my last week at Karasuno before I was put in the hospital. My mind was too far gone to stay out I couldn't really hear anything anymore to distracted by the music and of course I hummed it on occasion. Everyone in my classes knew I had it...Musicalia but they didn't know who caused it.

Monday

I walked to class with a sigh Yamaguchi was following and as we walked I heard a gentle piano melody that got louder. I spotted a familiar H/c haired girl fast walking past me like she'd done since I pushed her away. Yamaguchi followed my eyesight and the music faded the further away she got "you should apologize you know. This week is her last at Karasuno," I blinked 'her last week?' I thought "Shut up Yamaguchi," I said keeping my emotions off my face "Sorry Tsukki," I continued watching the S/c skinned female rush off down the hall.

Tuesday

I was walking up to the roof ready to reject another girl. Why they felt the need to confess to me of all people id never understand. As I rounded the corner someone ran into me and with a short shriek they fell. I was about to say something when I noticed who it was...Y/n she looked paler than I remembered and eye bags were prevalent on her face. I heard the piano again it was louder than ever.

"Do you need to listen to music that loud?" I asked though it was harsher than intended. Her eyes widened and I held back a frown as I saw she was afraid. "S-sorry," she stood up quickly and ran off down the hall the music fading the further she got and I watched 'why was she afraid of me?' My eyes caught something on the floor which I turned to. Picking it up I realized it was a simple gold bracelet with a dinosaur charm on it.

"This is...," It was the bracelet id given her three years ago on her birthday. It was still in perfect condition looking like it did on the day I'd given it to her and it caused a small smile to pull at my lips as I pocketed the familiar bracelet.

Wednesday

Everytime I spotted the e/c eyed female in the hallway and approached her she would turn and run the music following her. Nobody ever seemed bothered by the piano it was almost like they didn't hear it and Y/n was never wearing headphones when it was playing. "Does she ever stop listening to that song?" I mumbled to myself as she ran away yet again.

"What song?" Yamaguchi asked next to me I furrowed my eyebrows as I looked at him. "What do you mean what song? That damn piano music she's always listening to it's annoying," I said and Yamaguchi’s eyes widened "Tsukki...She's not listening to any music...," He stated.

I blinked as I processed what that meant "No ive heard it-," Yamaguchi cut me off before I could continue he had a sad look in his eyes and as he spoke I realized why. "She's got Musicalia Tsukki...," He whispered as he looked at me. "She...She what?" I asked. "She's got Musicalia and if you can hear it that means...," my own eyes widened as I realized what he was implying. "Oh...,"

Thursday

Cornering someone who was avoiding you was much more difficult than you'd think. Everytime I ended up even in the same room as her she ran before I could even get near her. "Yamaguchi," I stated causing him to jump. "Yeah?" He nervously asked. "Can you convince Y/n to meet you on the roof?" I asked. He didn't ask any questions he just nodded mumbling a quiet yeah as the teacher walked in the room.

I stood on the roof looking out towards the gym. I heard footsteps come around the corner and stop before they slowly started backing away. "Can you stop running? I need to talk to you," I said. The footsteps stopped and I turned around. Y/n stood a few feet away nervously shuffling on her feet.

"When were you gonna tell me?" I asked and she sighed "Preferably never," She answered and I furrowed my eyebrows. "Never? This could kill you!" I took a step toward her while she took one back "So what?" She spit bitterly rasing her head up to glare. "So what? So everything!" I shouted.

"So everything? You dont even fucking like me! You made that pretty clear last year!" She yelled back. She was referencing an argument that I barely remembered and that she hadn't forgotten. "Do you even know what its like to have your heart crushed in seconds!?" She screamed. "You still should have told me you have Musicalia!" I glared back.

She just gave me a bitter smile "I suppose my dear this was how it was meant to be," she stretched her arms out as she spoke and tears dripped down her face at a slow pace. "You dying isn't how it's supposed to be!" She only shook her head in response. I stuck my hand in my pocket and pulled out the bracelet. "Here...just take this back," I said holding it out. She walked forward and I heard that gentle and haunting music get louder.

She stopped closing my hand around the bracelet and leaning up to press a kiss against my cheek. "Keep it I won't have a use for it much longer," she mumbled before turning and walking off. "Y/n!" She stopped but didn't turn around and I continued speaking. "I love you," she sighed and turned her head. The sunset cast her in an ethereal glow and sparkled off the remaining tears on her face.

She gave a sad, watery smile in response. "No you don't Tsukki. If you did...You would have come back to me a lot sooner," she turned and left I knew she was right but god it hurt to hear her say that. My hand was still tightly closed around the bracelet the metal uncomfortably warm against my skin as she walked away from me.

Friday

She avoided me even more. I never saw her but I heard the music following around on occasion. After yesterday I had looked for the melody finally hearing it long enough to search for it. The results had told me the song was Clair De Lune I should have known. It was Y/n's favorite song though I doubted she liked it now.

I had tried to find her when I heard the music but even if I followed it I never found her. I was walking toward my locker keeping an ear out for that melody. As I opened the locker a f/c envelope fell out as I picked it up I noticed it was sealed with a gold wax stamp. Flipping it over my name was written on the front in flowing cursive. I put it away in my bag before heading to practice.

I flipped the envelope around in my hand staring at it before sighing. I pulled open the envelope and slipped the contents out. The first was a photo of me, Y/n, and Yamaguchi we were standing in the park in the photo. Y/n and Yamaguchi had their arms over eachothers shoulders while I stood in the background glaring towards the camera.

The other thing was a letter that I was hesitant to flip open. I knew the letter was from Y/n but I for the first time felt afraid on what she had to say. Sighing I opened the letter ready to read it.

Dear Kei,

It's been awhile hasn't it? Though That's what happens after fights. You give each other time to calm down and then you come back. Only this time...There is no coming back. You already know I have Musicalia and I'm sure you know I love you. It's weird to write that to someone you know doesn't love you.

Don't lie either. You don't love me the way I love you. You may think you do but if you had we would have been friends again by now. But you were perfectly content with not having me in your life so I know you'll be fine when I'm actually gone.

That's the issue isn't it? I'll be gone soon really, truly...gone. I'm not afraid knowing my death is approaching im...content and at peace with it. My death won't be glorious. I'm not going out with a bang. Or any final inspirational words. I'll go quietly in my sleep hopefully. Sleep however is hard when there's music constantly playing on loop in your head.

When I'm gone Kei...Will you visit me? Tell me about your day or the volleyball team! Yamaguchi told me about the team you should go easier on them. You should also learn from them you know? Anyways if you ever can't make it to me...Play Clair De Lune and I'll go to you! I'll listen to you talk at your place instead of you coming to mine!

I'm sure you know by now that this is my goodbye letter. Don't act so suprised of course I want to say goodbye to you. You're important to me you should know that. I've written this for awhile but I wanted it to be a good final goodbye since its immortalized forever in a letter. If you share this with anyone I'll kill you by the way. Even in death I still have a reputation. Anyway...

Goodbye Kei

I love you

—Y/n L/n

A month had passed since she said goodbye I moved forward even though it hurt to not see her around school. It almost felt like she moved but that imagine was ruined whenever I visited her grave. "Hey Tsukki I didn't know you liked dinosaurs!" I sighed in irritation my eyes flicking towards Kuroo who was pointing at my wrist.

"Wow that's cool!" Bokuto joined in and my eyes drifted to the golden bracelet around my wrist. "It's not mine," I stated drinking my water. "Whos is it?" Akaashi asked and I sighed again. "My friend Y/n’s...She's gone now and I'd rather not talk about it," I said standing up and heading back to the net. None of them said anything more about it and I was grateful for that.

Later that night I closed my eyes and played the song that I had grown very familiar with. It was quiet except for the soft melody playing through my headphones. While my eyes were closed I felt the familiar pressure on my body like someone was laying on my chest. If I listened through my headphones close enough I could almost hear her soft voice humming the song.

I knew in my brain it was impossible but for now I let my heart believe that it was her. I talked quietly about anything and everything that came to mind. The team was sleeping so I knew I could talk freely most of them slept like they were in a coma. I sighed as I reached the end of my story before I spoke once more.

"I miss you Y/n,"

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flowerbloom-arts · 4 years ago

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A rather unneeded apology, don't you think?

Progress shots and thought process below the cut (warning, it gets heavy on pshycological analytical nonsense and spoilers for Exploits of Moominpappa/'s Memoirs, and it's really long):

Ah yes, Muddler angst, something that should be one too many yet you can't quite get enough of it-

So it all started with this little metaphor from this post I made a while back and I thought "Hmm... I should really make a follow-up for that!" so I did, and here it is.

This was originally gonna be a lineless painting but then when I started to do that I thought about how much of a drag it would be and scrapped that for my regular style but with cooler shading and coloring. I'm happy with it, it's been a while since I've done a full illustration and I'm proud that I managed to make this in like... (Checks timer on my drawing app) 2 hours and 25 minutes? Huh.

Anyway, this whole illustration is more or less just a metaphor going on in Muddler's head when he's cracked under stress, it's the "boat floating on your own personal ocean" metaphor like the post I linked above, it is indeed a constantly raging sea of stress and change and mental/lifestyle instability that's going on in Muddler's head and he's on a houseboat floating on it trying to balance and protect itself from the tides. It's always rocking back and forth but it's been doing that all the time for so long that it barely registers for him anymore, so he's living in this unnerving calm where the calm is not serenity perse but a lack of terror, yet, sometimes that raging sea manages to break through a window or two and flood the place as a good reminder that he isn't immune, he can and will drown for as long as things are like this.

The sea isn't a place of good memories for Muddler in either version of the book, like, the sea is so big that it's general emptiness on the horizon tickles his eyes. Before that he painted the boat red and got it all over himself and then painted his tin with the leftover paint, needless to say he had a rather traumatic night where the paint never dried and it got all over his food and bed and whiskers which drove him insane (or plume crazy I should say). He also had a rough time in his tin while packing for the riverboat and being swept away by the flood caused by Edward the Booble, he said his nerves (and his button collection) were all unsorted after the rest of the crew managed to get the tin on board. Then other stuff happens- an awful Hemulen Aunt boarding the ship (he literally wished death upon her, a rather extreme gesture especially for Muddler), the Hemulen Aunt being taken away by the Niblings (and the ensuing guilt he felt when he felt that it was his fault since he wished for her to be eaten), a rough and sticky night, being the first to realise the boat was setting off to sea unintentionally in the middle of the night, having to sit through a gale in which he got very sick- and that's just stuff that happened on the boat! He also had to suffer the likes of the revenge of the forgotten bones! The Ghost painted Muddler's tin and he cried about it, thinking it's a warning sign that he'll never marry! And he's the only one who was legitimately terrified of the Ghost, imagine being one of like, a 4 person friend group and being the only one scared of a real scary thing that directly affected you in one of the worst ways possible- vandalism of your own home. And don't even get me started on the fact that he lost his parents during spring cleaning and still believes they're alive.

With that being said, I believe we all understand that Muddler has been through alot, he had a revelation that adventures cause nothing but trouble for the poor guy in the middle of the book. And seeing how he cried at the idea of never getting married, we can presume he just wants a normal life after that. Thankfully, Fuzzy provided that through marriage and kids, even though they lost one of them by accident.

Now with this in mind, I have implemented a few elements from the book into the illustration. I've also followed some color-coding rules I've made up for myself;

Blue=Safety and comfort (Hodgkins is his uncle and is canonically blue-colored for the most part, not to mention that his Maxwell House Coffee tin is blue aswell, both are sources of safety for Muddler)

Green=Protection (Joxter is usually depicted in a green dress/hat, he stood up for Muddler atleast twice in the book and we can presume these weren't the only times he does it. Joxter is rather confident in his abilities despite being lazy and Muddler would rather admire that)

Yellow=Achievement/accomplishment (nothing much here, just uhh... Gold is yellow-ish and gold usually means you've accomplished something)

Red=Stress/general negativity (This is mostly coming from the red paint incident)

I've also added some small references and details. I've avoided using the ruler tool on my lineart to give it less solid feel to the backround and everything, showing how it's not supposed to be a full representation of reality, the pictures being faceless also adds to that. I drew an interpretation of the Muddler and Fuzzy wedding photo found in the moomin theme park, the gold medal on Hodgkins' portrait says "you helped" and it's supposed to be the medal that Hodgkins said Muddler deserved for helping him figure out the propeller (accidentally) in the Exploits version and I like to think he has that thought always in the back of his mind as one of the few times he's felt genuinely useful since he got so happy from it. Oh! And the picture almost completely hidden by the curtains is a portrait of his father and that's Joxter at the bottom looking like he's peeking over the curtain when really he's not. The curtains are green because they protect him from the red outside world, the suit and yellow dead flowers being darkly colored are supposed to represent a sense of meaninglessness or general distain, the red liquid is supposed to be red paint, not blood aaaaaaand the window is a slight shade of blue with a screen overlay.

"Apologies for being weak-minded" is supposed to be a rather insincere but tired quote from Muddler, he doesn't really want to apologise for cracking under pressure and having a literal breakdown but he feels like he has to because I think he just feels like a nuisance alot of the time and being so negatively emotional just makes things worse, so he has to come up with an apology rather than tell the person he's talking to the reason why he broke down, and belittling his own feelings by calling himself weak-minded. He knows himself to be "too" sensitive.

Anyway, that was too long a ramble. Just know that I'm not trying to take myself too seriously here, it's a silly amount of thought put into this but eh, I enjoyed it, and I thought you might want to read about it and if you made this far; thank you.

#moomins #moominvalley #art #moomin muddler #muddler #the muddler #illustration #trust me the stuff under the cut is really long #I wish I could put more tags here but I guess these are all of them that matter

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kevinwastaken · 4 years ago

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okay so idk if anyones done this yet, but this has been in my mind ever since i got into omori lmao

so uhHhHhhh heres my idea for an identity v omori crossover! just because i think it would be neat

this is going to be a super long post (probably), so if you want to read it, just hit read more or whatever

i also want to say that some character choices are gonna be taken from my friend, @/kami.rikki on instagram. but she didnt think as hard on these as i did so like idk

there Will be spoilers for omori, so just be warned of that lmao

so as i said before, this has been on my mind for a HOT minute. and i think it would be a cool collab

for starters, this crossover will be split up (as is every other crossover) in two parts, with one hunter two survivors. i know essence usually have one hunter three survivors, but theres not enough characters for that, and six can be split up evenly sooo

i was thinking that the skins could be like the ones from the persona 5 crossover. like, they can be “awakened” in a sense. the base costumes will be the dream world versions of everyone, while the awakened costumes will be the real world versions. i wasnt here for the persona 5 crossover, so idk how many of those spirit things you had to collect, but i Do know that omoris spirit things could be. uh

well actually i dont know. initially i was thinking lightbulbs, like the one in white space, but the lightbulb isnt too important in the game i dont think? and im not sure about clams either. i know theyre dream world currency, but??

oh actually, maybe you can collect Something to awaken the costumes. because something is a representation of the truth in sunnys mind, and by awakening the costumes, you get to see the characters as their real selves. yeah lets go with that, you collect something from the essence

i swear ive been thinking this out shut up

the hunter costumes wont be awakened though, and i have a reason for this

anyway

part one

the characters that will be present in part one are sunny, basil, and aubrey. i chose them first because. ofc, sunnys the protag, basils his best friend and helped cover up maris death hes important to the story but anyway, and aubrey is <<33 yuh

so heres whos going to be who:

sunny/omori as wu chang

so let me preface this by saying that im not a hunter main. never have been, never will be. and ive never played wu chang. but i swear thisll make sense, im doing research

wu chang is actually composed of two characters, with two different stats: xie, the white guard, and fan, the black guard. i cant tell the difference while im playing, considering the fact that my ass is either running away or decoding. but theres a difference i looked it up

sunny would be the white guard. xie is a fast chaser, but has slow attack speed. ie, slow hits, slow pallet breaking, that stuff. this reflects how sunny is in the real world. he can run, yes, but hes still physically weak due to being locked in his house for four years and spending all his time sleeping. he would be better for chasing than attacking

omori would be the black guard. fan is the opposite of xie, having slow chasing speed but faster attack speed. this reflects in omori. omori is Very apathetic, and really, i dont think he would care to chase anybody unless it was for a quest. though, i guess killing survivors Is a quest for hunters, but. anyway

in battle, omori is a good fighter. his attacks are strong, (although not as strong as say. aubrey or kel. but who am i to say, the playthrough i watched had omori constantly sad) out of him and sunny, omori would be the attacker. so theres my choice for them

the umbrella can probably be switched for a knife. maybe an elongated knife. im not entirely sure, but i know the umbrella wont stay as an umbrella

basil as kurt frank

so i know what youre thinking. why is basil “the explorer??” hear me out this is actually a really good idea

the true best choice would be emma, since shes the gardener, but idv doesnt like giving characters skins of the opposite gender if you know what i mean. anyway

basil isnt a fighter. hes an assist, yes, but that was only for a crime four years ago. not my point, he wouldnt want to be in the action

i think he’d be a really good decoder. especially a good kurt

i originally wanted him to be prisoner, out of no bias whatsoever (/j) but kurt is a good fit for him

basil hides. he hides from things. he hides from the truth just like sunny, and he hides from others. albeit he still goes outside

i will not lie, i have a very personal grudge against kurt players. i dont want them to have anything because every kurt main ive come across was toxic to me specifically. but anyway

so one of kurts abilities is that he can go smaller to run around undetected and/or hide. i find this perfect for basil, because. yknow. hiding

his other ability is to find password pages and use them to decode ciphers faster. i think this would be funny because basils existence in headspace leads sunny to remembering the truth about maris death. i mean, if he werent in headspace, omori and the gang would continue going on adventures like nothing is wrong, so basil sort of speeds up the acknowledging process

this sounds dumb actually. but it makes sense in my head

anyway, the book would be turned into basils photo album, and he wouldnt have a backpack like kurt does. theres my answer

and finally,

aubrey as margaretha zelle

aubrey was actually really hard to pick out. none of the female survivors really fit her, aside from maybe coord, but i dont know what her gun would turn into. i will admit that her section wont be as detailed as basil or sunnys. but anyway my choice is with margie

aubrey imo would be a good kiter. she has strong stats all around, so i feel as if she’d be a great fit for margie. not to mention her speed boost when falling from large heights, which would make her a faster runner and harder to chase if used right. aubrey would be more physically fit since shes a fighter and seems to do a lot of stuff with the hooligans, which also helps prove that she should be a kiter. ANYWAY

so margie has these music boxes that can mess with the hunter, right? some of aubreys attacks can mess with enemies iirc. soooo theyre kind of similar in a way, arent they?

im not exactly sure what the music box can be turned into. maybe a small piano? aubrey cares about mari a lot, and the reason shes so pissed at everyone and rebellious is because she felt like everyone had forgotten about mari and moved on with their lives. so the music box could be a tribute to mari

i dont know how many changes they made with ann tamakis costume in the persona crossover, other than cosmetics for the skin only, so im not sure if the music box was changed at all. i can dream though

in the case that its changed, the blue box could be the song from the playground in headspace (yknow the one) while the red box could be the final duet song. but just with the piano, not the violin

essence

because yes, i thought about the essence too

of course, aside from the skins, there will be other stuff in the essence too. so itll be as follows:

for portraits, theyre going to be the neutral battle portraits from headspace. aside from basil and mari, who do not have battle portraits. theirs will just be of their neutral expressions with the neutral emotion backround behind them. i would add pictures, but the character pictures add up to six, so i’d run out of room before reaching part two

for graffiti, im not really sure. maybe everyones overworld sprites in headspace? along with maybe one of Something

for accessories, i actually have an idea of what thesell be. theyre going to be character exclusive accessories, just like how tpn did theirs

for aubrey, she’ll have mr plantegg. i was thinking of maybe having her bat as an accessory, but

OH ACTUALLY her bat could be a shop accessory that changes the music boxes!! probably an a tier tbh

anyway, the essence accessory for her is mr plantegg, and its there strictly for cosmetic purposes. for basil, he’d get either a pair of garden shears, or a basil plant, since yknow. his names basil. this is also for cosmetic purposes

they all are. i should say that now, the accessories are all cosmetic except aubreys a tier shop bat

finally, for sunny, im not entirely sure what to give him. i could give him a knife, sure, but then he’d have two knives because of the umbrella. maybe a steak? or a pair of red hands? im torn on this

and that concludes part one

part two

**PLEASE BE AWARE THAT MARIS IMAGE HAS THE PHOTO FROM THE TRUTH ALBUM WHERE SHES HANGING FROM THE TREE. IF YOU DONT WANT TO SEE IT, SKIP PAST IT. SHES THE FIRST CHARACTER IM PUTTING ON HERE

part two consists of mari, hero, and kel. do not separate them </3

here are my character choices:

mari as yidhra

so i know yidhra may seem like a weird choice. i originally thought of maybe mary, but this makes sense to me

yidhra herself will be mari. im not sure which version, but even though i have real world mari in the photo, maybe headspace mari would be better. nobody can see her anyway lmao

yidhras servants will be, again, mari, but she looks as she did when basil and sunny hung her on the tree. her hairs covering her face, with her right eye being visible. kind of like the girl from the ring, but anyway yeah

yidhra is the dream witch. she haunts your dreams and she haunts mine when i go against her. maris death haunts everyone, especially sunny and basil (whom know the truth of what happened,) so this just seems like a perfect fit

her death is “leeched” onto everyones minds (pun entirely intended), so attaching herself to survivors with only her death appearance visible is mmmm

instead of an axe, maybe her weapon can be the jump rope she was hung from? and it can be used as a whip? that makes the most sense to me idk

im not good at explaining things, but if you were to see dream witch in a match, youd know how good this would work

also brings a new meaning to “my thoughts will follow you into your dreams” HELLO

hero as norton campbell

so hero was kind of hard for me to pick too. i wanted him to be a support character, but looking around, there are. barely any that would work. my closest choice was victor, but?? the letters???? they dont correlate

hero doesnt give me kiter vibes, but nortons good at rescues too, as long as youre in an area with obstacles. and usually, when someone dies in battle, hero can make life jam to revive the fallen party member

nortons magnets are used to either bring the hunter closer to him, or push the hunter away. both can be used to stun with obstacles. while hero doesnt have any stun attacks that i can remember, he does have charming abilities that can be used to take damage for the other party members. so similar stuff? idk

i guess his magnets can be turned into chocolate chip cookies, since thats what he uses to heal everyone. if not cookies, then i dont know

oh actually one of nortons abilities is called “attract.” thats so funny if you put hero as him lmao

heros section is kind of short, my bad

kel as william ellis

come on. who else were you expecting me to use? its the basketball man as the football man

while kel is a fighter in battle, he can also be used as a backup healer. aubrey is the main fighter of the group, and hero is the main healer. so hes kind of a catch-all in a sense

kels an athlete. he plays basketball. williams an athlete. he plays football. need i say more

im not gonna lie, this is kind of a don tpn situation where it just Makes Sense that kel would be william

the football will probably be replaced with either a rubber ball or a basketball, depending on which skin youre using. the former is for headspace kel, the latter for real world kel

the buffs and debuffs for william makes sense on kel too. kel would probably have trouble with something as (probably) complex as the cipher machines, and the struggle and vaulting buffs show off his athleticisim

same with the football, using rush to rescue is such a kel thing to do

essence

for part two, there will be about the same things as part one

the portraits will be the neutral battle portraits, this time with the real world counterparts of everyone. basil and maris will be their neutral expressions on the neutral battle background. though, since mari doesnt have Real real world portraits, i guess they could use the one from the one i used on the mari yidhra picture

for graffiti, it can be the real world overworld sprites

in terms of accessories, theyre still cosmetic and character exclusive. maris can be the white egret orchid, since thats the flower that represents her. heros can be a spatula, as thats his weapon of choice in headspace. for kel, im not sure. hes using the ball as a weapon so???

maybe he can get a cactus, because thats his assigned plant

in terms of shop items, i think i know the perfect thing

mewo as a pet

mewo my beloved. nobody could ever forget you

mewo would be a hunter pet. she would be cool for survs too i guess, but considering both her owners are hunters.....

mewo would probably follow the hunter around, not really doing much. i think it would be Extremely funny though if every time a survivor was chaired, she just chilled next to them in the pose shes always in in white space

thats pretty much it. if you got this far, thank you!! i spent like two hours writing this whole thing out LMAO damn

#this is soooo long im so sorry #but im having a moment LMAO #identity v #idv #omori #omori game

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slythereeen · 4 years ago

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“Kau kira profil WA ku ga ada karna apa? Ya karna aku bingung milih foto lah, gila apa aku galau wkwkwk”, - Screen shot twitter akun [at] haimanis_

Ceritanya kamu udah dari lama nyimpen kontak whatsapp Budi (tapi diem-diem aja), terus (bayangin) suatu hari Budi minta kontak kamu karena ada butuh sesuatu. Seneng ga? seneng dongs! haha. Soalnya kamu akhirnya bisa liat DP-nya di WA. Kamu yang “udah baca tulisan ini” pengen tau apa yang doi pengen liatin Budi ke publik dari foto profilnya.

(ceritanya doi pake fitur “my contacts ”privacy -> profile photo -> my contacts” nya jadi yang bisa liat foto itu cuman yang doi simpen aja. Hayoo siapa yang gini haha). kembali ke cerita, beberapa hari setelah minta, doi nge-chat, tapi fotonya tetep kosong. Hiyaaa gagal deh misi keponya haha. Ternyata doi emang gak pake foto profil. Udah mah susah nyari medsos nya karena ga maen IG, twitter juga di non aktif, facebooknya di hapus. Sekalinya ada Linkdln, tapi kalau kepo di Linkdln entar keliatan siapa yang abis kepo haha. Dah lah

Anyway, pernah gak kamu ngelakuin atau ada temen yang foto profilnya itu kosong gitu. Saya banyak nemu status twitter yang relate sama ini, ada yang bilang gitu tuh lagi galau, ada yang bilang lagi ga mau dicari (gegara urusan kerjaan), atau ternyata kamu di blok sama doi haha (lah ko ini). Tapi biasanya statement orang-orang itu refers to insecure. Saya masih nyari related articles tentang ini, bener atau engga. Kalau ada yang punya related references, DM me okay!

“Kaya ngga pernah stalking aja nulis alamat facebook twitter”, - Komentar Temen Pas Story in Contoh Template Biodata Taaruf Millennial

Saya langsung mikir kerad, kenapa saya nulis juga ya haha. Tanpa nulis pun, sebenernya pasti orang bakal kepo tentang medsosnya. Oh tapi mungkin ini buat case orang yang gak saling kenal sama sekali sebelumnya kali ya. Terus yang udah kenal? boleh nulis atau engga sebenernya. Tapi bagusnya nulis sih, siapa tau doi jarang kepo gitu yah (hilih jarang yang kek gini haha). Pasti biasanya cek dulu jejak digitalnya.

Masih tentang bahasa Tools Pencarian Jodoh. Kita lanjut ke bagian Internet Check yaw (duh maaf gak berurutan). Sebenernya, maksudnya internet check itu nyari nama doi di google aja gitu atau gimana? Ada beberapa hal yang bisa dilakuin here we go!

1. Cek Nama Lengkap Doi di Google

Disini mah gampang lah ya, kamu tinggal search nama lengkap doi. Misalkan Budi Balmond. Kalau nama Budi Balmond cukup unik, kamu bakal nemu jejak digitalnya. Biasanya Linkdln paling atas, terus diikutin facebook, instagram, dll. Disini pun kamu bisa tau dia blogger atau bukan, terus asal kampus (kalau kuliah), dan hal-hal lain tentang itu. Kalau sulit dicari, boleh ditambahkan asal kampusnya kaya Budi Balmond Wakanda Institute of Vibranium.

“Akh, tau ga gimana caranya buat halaman di wikipedia”, Tanya temen yang mau ngebagusin jejak digitalnya HHH

Dulu ada temen cerita, ada seorang cewek, orangnya keren, prestatif, dan cakep. Bapaknya salah satu orang terhormat. Cowok-cowok pasti mikirnya ini standar tinggi banget (kang parkir exists). Terus, ada cowok yang deketin. Tau ga apa yang dilakuin cowok ini? Dia sampe buat wikipedia dong! dia maen SEO biar pas dicek jejak digitalnya, yang muncul yang bagus-bagus including namanya ada di wikipedia haha. Jadi pas bapaknya ngecek nama doi, impressionya bagus. Boleh dicontoh haha

2. Cek Foto Profil Medsos nya

Mba Liraz Margalit, Ph.D di psychology today nulisin sesuatu yang menarik tentang ini. Katanya kan sekarang udah zaman medsos banget ya, yang banyakan nonverbal comm kebanding verbal comm. Kaya kita sulit ngeliat ekspresi muka (apalagi yang jarang pake emot haha. Sulit nebak bercanda atau lagi marah), bahasa tubuh, kontak mata, dan lain-lain. Terus ngeliat seseorang dari mana dongs? pertama dari profilnya yang kedua dari foto (siapa yang kalau di chat, liat dulu foto profilnya. Kalau cakep bales kalau engga, ceklis dua haha. Jahad hiks).

The Open & The Hidden (Two Level Messages)

Masuk The Open, artinya kamu sengaja ngasih pesan di DP kamu. Kamu lagi berusaha impression management disitu. Kaya misalnya kamu pasang DP lagi bareng mantan gitu yah haha (move on hey). Bukan, maksudnya kamu pasang DP lagi bareng hewan misalnya. Temen kamu yang ngeliat foto itu tau kalau emang kamu sengaja milih foto itu. Jadi temen kamu bakal punya pandangan sesuatu kaya “oh ini orang pecinta kucing misalnya”

Masuk The Hidden, misalnya pas kamu foto dari jauh (ga jelas gitu mukanya). Katanya ini tanda insecure (wait, wut!). Atau foto miringin kepala sambil tersenyum ini nandain ketergantungan (sungguh gak paham ini haha).

Nah terus arti-arti foto lain ada gak? Kaya foto IG saya yang pake photoshop background eiffel HHH (biar keliatan keren ceritanya). Setiap DP ada artinya ternyata. here we go!

Foto Bareng Keluarga/Anak

Mereka yang pasang foto ini nge indikasiin kalau keluarga sama anak itu hal yang terpenting buat mereka. Saya cukup banyak following temen yang DP nya suka bareng anaknya, apalagi anaknya masih bocil-bocil gitu. Eh tapi yang punya anak dan gak di post fotonya bukan berarti ga bangga sama keluarga gitu yah haha. Awas salah tangkep. Stay open minded . . .

Foto Aktif di Alam

Ini yang DP nya biasanya background pemandangan atau gunung gitu. Katanya mereka pengen dianggap sebagai orang yang gak mau depan komputer terus seharian, tapi orang yang lebih banyak aktif di luar ruangan. Banyak nih foto profilnya yang suka background alam gini.

Foto Nikah

Ini bukan yang backround nya biru gitu maksudnya yah haha. Itu mah cocoknya buat Linkdln, di IG jarang nemu itu. Mereka yang pasang foto ini mau ngasih tau ke publik kalau sorry mereka udah gak available lagi haha. Pelakor tolong tahan yah haha. Udah tau pake foto wedding dress, masih aja mau disikat. Katanya alesannya gegara gabut aja hilih. Biasanya yang pake DP gini biasanya baru baru menikah (relate?)

Narcisist

Ini saya beud haha, yang egois sering ganti foto profil. Ini self being centered banget. Biasanya aktif di medsos dan ganti-ganti mulu DPnya. Mau self defense ah, positive thinking, inget kata perkataan patrick ke spongebob “aku jelek dan aku bangga” haha. Jadinya ganti-ganti foto mulu soalnya bangga sama foto sendiri (even jelek hiks). Dah ah

Pasti banyak yang mengelak kalau ini belum tentu bener ko. Jangan ambil kesimpulan sepihak hanya dengan liat foto profil. Bener sih. Don’t judge the book by it’s cover. Tapi that’s the truth men. Orang bakal liat dulu foto profilnya, baru isinya. Kalau kata Mba Liraz tuh gini

Most people will admit neither to the significant impression that a picture makes on them, nor to the real factors that lead them to conclusions. They prefer not to be considered shallow, so they claim that a person’s picture makes no difference to the opinion they form. But reality shows quite a different situation.

Sebenernya masih banyak kan ya tipe tipe yang masang DP tuh ya, kan ada yang foto kartun, ilustrasi diri sendiri, foto mantannya gitu yah (gak bisa move on ini pasti haha) sampe foto lagi ngebelakangin kamera (mba kamera sebelah sini tolong). Tar jadi bahasan lain lah yaw. Ini aja udah panjang. Kita lanjut ke yang selanjutnya

3. Cek Following Dia Siapa Aja

Ini kocak sih (semoga ga ghibah dan saya ambil pelajarannya), saya punya temen yang orangnya baik, agamnya bagus juga. Bagus dah orangnya. Idolah para ciwi ciwi. Suatu hari saya gak sengaja buka IG nya, terus saya scrolling. Eh ternyata dia following akun yang kampus cantik gitu haha (saya gak sebutin nama kampusnya ah). Pokoknya itu akun-akun yang dulu suka ada cewek cantik di kampus terus di post gitu deh. Yang glowing glowing gitu loh. Ga tau masih ada atau engga sekarang. Kata saya teh “Men is Men”. (positive thinking mungkin dia lagi riset haha). Dia juga cowok, butuh yang seger-seger. Tapi kenapa dia pake follow akun itu segala haha.

Saya gak tau sih skill kepo cewek sampe mana, tapi kalau belum ini bisa dipake. Daripada kamu kerajinan cek following IG doi satu satu, Kamu search IG akun-akun sensual atau selebgram hot, atau paling parah actress porn. Liat dia following atau engga. Saya juga kaget pas liat akun yang bahas sex education, ternyata banyak juga temen saya yang follow, cewek atau ukhti sekalipun (saya gak menyangka padahal bahasannya vulgar-vulgar dan biasanya gak mau ngaku padahal jelas akunnya following haha).

Ini saya masih riset, apa benar apa yang kita follow ngeliatin reference kita. Soalnya ada temen saya cerita doi jadi detective dari seorang cowok yang prestatif banget. Tapi doi following nya akun-akun cowok sexy gitu (ini cowok loh yah yang follow). Yang suka ngeliatin six pack. Banyak lagi. Ill feel ga sebagai cewek kalau ternyata doi suka follow akun-akun gitu?. Oh mungkin dia juga lagi belajar six pack. Tapi yang lebih ngebuat temen saya aneh itu cowok luar juga di follow. Saya serahkan pandangan ke temen-temen.

Okay dah ah sekian dulu tulisan buat hari ini. Maaf kalau panjang beud, kalau ngerasa panjang. Kalau ada masukan lain atau punya skill detektif kekepoan. Just let me know okay! Mastiin jodoh ribet amat ya kaya gini haha. Bye!

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victorianwestpiano · 4 years ago

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What would it be like if Colette and Holt lived in 2020 (without the virus!) but there was no Dreamland? What jobs might they have? How would they meet? How did Holt lose his arm (war? accident?). Is Colette famous? If so, for what?

Oh so many ideas, but here’s the one I’ll respond this ask ;)

Kentucky, June 2020

Holt Farrier, ex horse showman, was reading the newspaper in the morning like he always does every day. Although today, it was for him to concentrate because of his son Joe, who was playing with his new Xbox he got last Christmas.

It annoyed a bit the cowboy that Joe was so addicted with this technology with high volume and at this early hours. His daughter Milly was not different, when she was younger once in a while sat on her father’s lap and read the paper together alongside with his wife Annie. But now she prefered watching the news on her cellphone, searching science updates in the world. The worst part was the uncountable TikToks they do with their friends, now that summer began, TikTok was their only way to communicate apparently.

But in some way it didn’t surprised Holt at all that his kids were so submerged in their gadgets. Since their mother died of an illness almost an year ago, his children coped with their loss in the best way they could. In some parts, Joe dealt with Annie’s death better than Milly but it was still hurtful for both of them.

However, Holt felt he was suffering the loss the worst, he lost the love of his life while he was away on a excursion on the mountains with his friends Arav, Puck and Rongo. He felt guilty for not being there for her and for his kids. And if it was not enough, some days before Holt received the news of the death of his spouse, he had a terrible accident while he was climbing on the rock mountains. According to his friends, Holt was barely on the top, trying to reach one of the picks, but out of nowhere he slipped and fell many feet in the air. His body crashed somewhere in the rocks and woods. The last thing the cowboy remember is that he waked up in a hospital...without an arm. His left arm was gone and some days after his wife was gone too.

Holt and Annie were horse showman and woman, touring around USA doing tricks with their stallions since that was the thing they loved to do the most. Their connection with horses was one of the things that united them even more. They loved the aesthetic of old-school circuses, but nowdays people are not longer interested on circuses anymore which brought Holt many economic problems.

Now without the love of his life, without an arm and without a job, Holt’s world was no longer the world he adored, so he decided to move with his daughter and son to his childhood town and buy a small house with the few savings he had kept. It wasn’t much but it was something, they had at least a roof upon their heads, electricity, hot water and of course wifi which is very expensive. Not living in tour anymore felt weird; static like a rock and being in just one place, it was practically boring.

Holt’s friends, who came from different parts of the country and the world, tried to convince him and lend him money until he find a job, however, Holt was so proud to accept money from his friends. If he wanted money, he had to earn it and he did not want to be in debt with the people he cared.

Just in very rare ocassions he accepted his friend’s monetary help and became stubborn promising a lot of times he’ll return what he owes, even though his pals said to him is not a big deal, that he’ll pay when he can.

That’s why Holt was reading the newspaper, so he could find a decent job, although, what job would accept a handicapped guy?. The rider from Kentucky was desperated, mostly for his children.

Suddenly, a knock of the door was heard, Holt reacted to the sound and quickly lifted his head up. The cowboy looked at his son sitting on the couch, which was nearer to the door, playing with his Xbox, super concentrated.

“Joe would you get the door?” Holt asked the boy.

“I’m busy dad, I’m in the middle of a mission right now.” the kid responded.

Holt rolled his eyes and spoked again, “Joe, c’mon, or I’ll plug off that damn thing this instant” he warned out loud.

Joe turned his head to see his father and reluctantly the kid obeyed him. He paused his game and circled the couch to get to the entrance.

“It was an important mission you know?” Joe protested.

“Yeah you said that yesterday 12 o’clock PM, you’ve been playing all week boy”

Joe’s eyes widened and then he nodded embarassed, “Non taken.”

The boy headed to the door and opened it, only to find a short man, he was the same height as Joe. He was around his sixties, had white curly hair, a pair of shades on his eyes, brown shorts, black flip flops and a radiant colorful hawaiian shirt.

“Hey Max!” Joe exclaimed in surprise seeing their family friend.

“What’s up little buddy!” Max responded in glee, “Tell me, is your dad here? I have excelent news for him.” the short man said excited.

“Max!” Holt waved him from the kitchen, “Come on in and sit.”

Max Medici, a not very succesfull sales man, was best friends with Holt’s dad and him when the rider was just a lad. Holt enjoyed his company, his optimism was very contagious even when his plans not always go as he wanted. Anyway, Medici’s smile made everyone smile too, that was one of his gifts.

“What is it Gustavo? Please sit” Holt invited his friend to sit with him at the kitchen table.

Max sighed at the mention of his real name, “Please Holt, just call me Max, ok? You’ll ruin my reputation here.” he took off his sun glasses and cliped them into the collar of his shirt.

“Ok sorry,” Holt chuckled, “What are this incredible news you have for me? Oh, please don’t tell me you had another fail in your bussiness and you need cash.” Holt sat slowly, expecting the news to be bad, since, now he’s used to them “Don’t ask me money pal, I still owing you those $100 bucks from last month---”

“Can you please shut up cowboy” Max interrupted him. “Jeez, I didn’t came here to bother you, on the contrary, I came here to cheer you up, bud.” he said with a huge smile.

Holt rose an eyebrow and listened. “So, what is it?”

“Look, a friend of a friend, of a friend, of a friend of mine, said that a famous actress has a ranch here in Kentucky, and she needs a foreman to take special care of it, mostly the horses.” Max said with a trusting glance.

“Wait, wait, wait a minute. Work for a famous actress? Who?” Holt was curious and wary of proposal.

“Colette Marchant the french actress of course!” the old man made a happy gesture with his hands to encourage his friend.

The name of the woman ranged on Holt and Joe’s ears, so much so that the boy left his game and turned around to face the adults.

“You’ll work for Colette Marchant dad!?” Joe asked happily, “I love her movies, and she’s so pretty. You will work with her dad?”

“What happened? Why is Joe so excited?” Milly enetered to the living room with cellphone in hand and her curly hair combed into a bun.

“Dad is going to work for Colette Marchant, the actress!!” Joe was very happy about the news.

“Wow, really?” Milly looked curious at her father.

“Kids uhhmm, I haven’t decided this yet, I just found out. Go to your rooms and I’ll tell you later, or go outside.” Holt said to his children who obeyed him after a few minutes.

After that, Holt continued, “You want me to work as a foreman for a celebrity?” This didn’t conviced the cowboy very much,”Remember Max, I used to be a celebrity as well, I was like a superhero on top of my horses, if my friends find out that now I work as a foreman... they’ll think I fell so low.”

“Yes I know, but now things changed lad, this is a great job and the pay is very good. Look, this woman will stay in America all summer, from June to September 3rd. The rumor says she wanted to leave her home France for a couple of months and be alone, or somethng like that. She says she loves horses and needs somone efficient for the job. And don’t worry, she does speak english.”

Holt started to think massaging his chin, “And how is she, I mean, she’s bossy or calm?”

Max inhaled through his nose, “I heard she’s quite, well, spoiled but nothing that you can’t handle.”

“And where’s her ranch?”

“In Louisville, right in the north.” Max answered.

Holt’s eyes opened wide, “Louisville? But that’s too far! Mhmmm, I don’t know Max, I’ll have to think about it...” Holt was trying to considerate the offer.

“Well,” Max said a bit nervous, “in your place I won’t think it that much because... I’ve already talked about you and maybe I’ve send you refferences as well.”

Holt looked at his friend in shock, “You did what!!? How can you do that without telling me!? Are you insane!?.”

“I did it because I knew you were going to doubt and think this kind of job is below you.” Max stated strictly. “Here,” the older man took from his pocket a card with a number, “this is the phone number of her butler, if I were you I’ll call him now and accept the job.”

Holt gave a glare at Max, he couldn’t believe that his friend did all this behind his back.

“Holt c’mon, is a good payed job, surrounded by nature, taking care of horses and have your kids taking fresh air, isn’t that what you wanted?” Max stood up and left the card on the table. “Do it pal is a great opportunity.” the short man put his shades back on his face, approached the door and left.

Holt passed his only hand through his hair and looked at the card, this was all new to him he didn’t know what to do. But at the same time, working for a celebrity could be very interesting not to mention to payment, it could be higher than he can imagine. Also, the most important thing for Holt now are his children, he needed to give them a secured and stable life.

The cowboy reached for his laptop and searched about Colette Marchant, some pictures were showed on Instagram and the most recent one was a photo of her black and white, already in Kentucky sunbathing, in the backround there was her big house of her ranch.

Then Joe’s words about her resonated on Holt’s mind, She looks...pretty... I’ll give her that, he thought. He had never seen any of her movies but now he knows why a lot of people admires her or talks about her as soon as he read the reviews of her films. Then he searched for more pictures of the place, including her horses, which looked very healthy and beautiful. Holt went to the kitchen table and stared at the card with the number one more time. He made a long sigh and took it.

“I must be very crazy right now.” he said trying to grab his phone too.

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A couple of days later and some other calls made, Holt and his kids finally flew all the way from the south of Kentucky to the north in Louisville to get the foreman cadre. In the airpor they were greeted by Sotheby, Miss Marchant’s english butler.

He gently guided them to the car, which he personally drove, and headed to Marchant’s ranch.

After 30 minutes travelling by car, they finally arrived and admired the big splenderous house. The vehicle parked in front of the property.

“Wow!” Milly and Joe said at the same time in awe looking the place through the window. “ Look at this place! I want to get in now!” the Farrier boy exclaimed opening the car door.

“Now, now lads,” Holt stoped Joe making a sign with his hand, “This is gonna be my working place, let’s go with calm.” Holt exited himself from the car and then his children followed him. He was wearing a dark blue short sleeved t-shirt, blue jeans, snikers and his lucky white cowboy hat. As soon as they were getting closer to the house, Milly took a couple of pictures of it and post them on Twitter.

Once they were on the porch, Sotheby told them to stay there, “Just wait here, Miss Marchant will talk to you in a couple of minutes, please sit.” the english butler politely offered to the Farriers.

Three minutes passed and Holt was already getting nervous, so he decided to talk to the children.

“So, how do you imagine Colette Marchant is behind the cameras?” Holt asked.

“I don’t know,” Milly answered “I heard she’s a diva, I watched her latest film Femme Fatale with my friend some months ago, she was very good in it, but...the plot sucked.”

“I see...” Holt rised his eyebrows. He remembered when he read Colette’s film reviews, some the critics said practically the same, Colette was stunning, but the direction and script by the known famous director VA Vandevere, where just ok or not very good.

Suddenly Sotheby appeared again, the Farriers rose up from porch couch and waited for the butler to speak.

All of the sudden, coming out from the door, there was a woman on her mid thirties, with almost wavy black hair, black dress, make up on her eyelids and intense blue eyes. It was her.

“Mademoiselle Marchant, this is Holt Farrier and his children, he came here for the foreman job.” Sotheby intoduced the cowboy and the actress.

Joe and Milly where in awe by looking at the elegant actress, Joe tried his best to not squeal, while Milly couldn’t contain her big grin.

Holt put his head steady and took a deep breath. “Hi, is a pleasusre to meet you,” the rider offered his hand to shake with hers.

But when Colette turned around to see clearer the man, her face showed a shocked expression. Then she started to talk.

“Uhhhmm, excuse moi but, what is this?” the french lady questioned staring at the cowboy.

Holt’s eyebrows frowned in confusion, “I’m sorry? I came here for the job Miss. that’s why I’m here.” he retreated his hand took off his white hat.

Colette’s eyes were fixed on on the man’s left side.

The cowboy noticed that and looked at where his left arm once was. Holt exhaed a quiet laugh and spoke up again. “Yeah, I know what you’re thinkin’ but don’t worry, it didn’t hurt that much.” he said trying to erase the uncomfortable topic, “and it doesn’t hurt now---”

“You don’t have...an arm monsieur.” the french celebrity was obviously dissapointed.

Milly and Joe glanced with concern at their father. They knew how hard it was for him to deal with a missing limb, it was something that made him more insecure with time. But they also knew that their dad tried to ignore it and move on, he hated when others feel pity for him.

“Well, yes Miss,” Holt started to get even more puzzled, “I mean....you didn’t know?” he looked at Sotheby who was just as confused as him.

Colette sighed impatiently “Do you think I would’ve hire a handicapped man as my foreman if I knew he was handicapped?”

“But, with all respect, I thought they had send you my refferences. My friend send them to you.” Holt explained.

“I have recived them and nothing in there mentioned a missing arm.” Miss Marchant said bluntly.

Holt started to breathe through his teeth with impotence, “Max you idiot!” he quietly muttered a bit enraged. First Max send his refferences without asking him first and he didn’t even mention the thing about his arm? The rider wanted to kill his friend at that moment.

The european lady sensed Holt’s discomfort and clasped her hands, “I’m sorry, but I cannot hire someone who is not capable.”

Holt turned his head to face the woman, breathing deeply and swallowing , “I am capable, please Miss, give me a chance.”

“You are not up to my standards, ma cherie.I cannot force a cripple to do this kind of work, because they can’t---”

That word hit Holt right in the chest, like bullet to his heart. That single word made his blood boil and encreased his anger, “I’m not... a cripple.” he said low and serious.

Colette’s eyes opened wide giving him a sarcastic shocked reaction, “Then I am not french!” she stated joking with irony, “Oh, my parents will be glad to hear it!”.

“Very funny.” Holt gave her an unamused sideway smile, “Look, if I’m going to stay in this place to be insulted, I’ll get the hell out of here. Let’s go lads.” Holt put his hat on, taking his children with him while walking away from the woman and her butler.

Colette crossed her arms, exhaled an unimpressed sigh, denying her head. She looked how the Kentucky rider was leaving the porch walking by her loan, until she spoke again.

“With that attitude of yours you are not going to get anywhere. You are too proud, cherie.”

The Farriers stoped as soon as Holt stoped, the rider bit his lip and slowly turned around. He wasn’t going to let this woman to have the last word.

“And you, princess,” the cowboy challenged, “you’re too spoiled”. His kids looked at eachother in surprise for what his father had just said.

Colette’s mouth fell open at Holt’s statement, “What an attitude.”

“What an ego.” Holt interjected again teasing her, imitating her tone and with a rised eyebrow.

“You have a problem?” Colette’s voice became demanding. She started to walk towards him.

“You’re my problem. Princess.” Holt smiled like a child.

“Do not take that tone with me. Do not disrespect me!” Colette approached the cowboy until she was just one meter from him. “And please, do not call me a ‘princess’.”

“You called me a cripple, and I call you princess. I think is pretty fair.” Holt rested his hand on his hip. “It is what you’re. You’re spoiled, believing you’re better than me, also, you like to whine when people tells you the truth. Oh, I’m sorry, did her majesty got her feelings hurt.” he teased her with a exagerated pout.

“How dare you---!” before Colette would say or do something else, the cat and dog fight was interrupted by Sotheby who ran towards the two of them.

“Miss Marchant, if I may please!” Sotheby calmed his boss, “Try to considerate this man, we have read his file, he may not have an arm, but his expirience is very good. Better than the other ones, and Miss, if I you give me your permission to say this, yesterday you said you liked his profile, that it was what you needed.”

“Don’t worry mister.” Holt stated directly to the butler. “Is not necessary to defend me, we’re going now, have a nice day. C’mon children.”

But Milly did not move, “No dad wait.” she exclaimed and turned to face Colette.

Holt and Joe stayed where they stood when Milly spoke. Her dad whispered to her, “Milly, what you doin’?”.

Milly walked towards the actress with her chin held high and honesty in her eyes, “Miss Marchant please forgive my dad, I know he can be a bit, well, stuborn.”

“I saw that.” Colette gave a glare at Milly’s father for a second. Holt rolled his eyes.

“But... he tried for months to get a job that we don’t know if he’ll ever get another opportunity like this one anytime soon. Please, give him another chance.”

The girl’s pleading moved a little the french woman, she amired how determinated she was, it reminded of herself when she was Milly’s age.

“Please Miss,” the Farrier girl’s voice suddenly became melancholic, “since...my mom died, life has been hard on us.” she turned to see her family, “It was very hard for my dad too, he lost his arm in an accident, but he’s still strong, he always was.” the girl smiled at her dad.

Holt felt overwhelmed by his daughter’s words and smiled back at her. Then he faced once more at the actress who was just moved as him. Sotheby also felt the emotions of the girl.

Miss Marchant placed a hand on her heart and showed a genuine worried expression, “Your mother died, petit? I’m so sorry...I didn’t knew.”

“It’s ok.” Milly answered.

“What was her name?” Colette asked.

“Annie.” Holt responded for his daughter, “Her name was Annie. She left us an year ago.”

“I see, and what is your name petit?” Colette asked to the girl.

“Milly”

“And yours monsieur?” the actress looked at the boy at Holt’s side.

Joe froze as the famous celebrity talked to him, “I-I’m Joe, a-a-and I’m your biggest fan.” Joe said nervous.

Colette laughed a bit at the boy’s presentation, she thought it was kind of cute. She glanced over Holt again and approached him litte by little, making him suspect on what this woman is going to do now.

“How much do you need this job?” she sternly asked at the rider, not breaking eye contact.

Holt blinked and inhaled deeply, “Honestly....very much.”

“Tres bién, I’ll give one more chance, I’m not giving it just because you are capable, we will see about that with the time. But also because this will be good to your children as well, do it for them, not just for you.”

“I am”. Holt answered firmly looking at the woman’s sapphire eyes.”My kids... are the most sacred thing I have left in this world.”

She gave him a trusting grin, “That’s the attitude I wanted. You are hired ma cherie.” she gave him her hand.

Holt looked at her elegant and white hand and gently, he took it and shaked it, sealing the deal. He glanced again at her face forming a tiny smile and feeling the softness of the lady’s hand.

“And I’m sorry if I insulted you, is just you can really push a person’s buttoms, monsieur.” Colette said not letting go the gentleman’s hand.

“I can say the same thing about you, but I’m sorry too. Thank you for givin’ me this chance, I hate to admit it but I’m forever in your debt.” Holt’s voice became quickly smooth with real remorse on his apologizing words. Then, he winked at her to give her trust.

All of the sudden, Colette’s cheeks turned pink, she was blushing. She didn’t know if the cowboy noticed, they were in summer so he could see her cheeks became hot for the heat. But Holt would never guess what was happening inside Colette’s body, because Holt’s commentary and the soft look in his eyes made her heart skip a beat.

The woman coughed and gently released her hand, she still could felt the roughness of the rider’s hand on her palm and fingers. But... somehow....she liked it.

“Tres bién! Let’s go inside, shall we?” Colette guided the Farriers to her house. Milly and Joe rushed inside the mansion, leaving Holt and Colette behind. The two giggled at the kids’ enthusiasm.

“They are very charming, monsieur.” Colette said walking alongside Holt, Sotheby was heading to the house a few meters away from them.

“Yes, they are. I’d give my life for them.” Holt turned to see the actress.

“I know they will enjoy being here, you will have good rooms to stay and later I will show my horses.”

“That sounds nice.... princess.” Holt teased her, containing his laughter.

Colette, as soon as she reached the entrance door, she turned again back to him with a warning stare, “Do not play smart with me Holt, I mean it.”

“Sorry...” he took off his hat and put it behind his back, he was smiling in a very naughty way.

“Non, you are not.” Colette crossed her arms, smiling in the same way as him.

“True.” with that Holt entered in the house. Leaving the french lady denying with her head, rolling her eyes and laughing to herself.

“Oh mon dieu, this man!” she entered to her house and closed the door behind her.

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THE END.

@vavandeveresfan This was fun, not my best work but still fun, I hope you liked it ;)

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idkmanitsjustanime · 3 years ago

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[ID: two panel comic of Itto from Genshin Impact. The backround is a photo of a real bathroom. The first panel shows Itto screaming into an Onikabuto, holding it like a phone. there are dramatic black lines around him to show his intensity. He yells “Tenryou Commiccion, emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house!”.

The second panel shows him looking back into a mirror, seeing his face in it and saying “Wait a second, cancel that. It’s only me”. End ID]

itto sit down

#itto #genshin impact #has id

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Ok, but thinking about Mattsun and Makki being memes makes me wonder how they'd handle "chogiwa," "infires," "jimin you got no jams," and other such kpop memery (in the kpop au)

Thank you for your question, anon ^.^

I do love a good kpop meme, and we all know that every group has that one (or two) member(s) that practically exist to be memes.

In HQ20, we have the masters of memes, Makki and Mattsun. These two actually aren’t always the memes themselves, but they are ride or die when it comes to turning everyone else into memes (Oikawa, Iwaizumi and Lev being number one victims of this), and that’s what makes them so important \ (>.

As to how they feel about memes from other groups? Well, I mean, they appreciate them, obviously, as they are always happy to see new memes being created in their beautiful industry, but I don’t think they really partake in them. Like, every group has their own memes, so they don’t really get involved in other group memes. But don’t think for one second they don’t use them as inspiration to fuel their own memery!

For example, in one of the matsuhana vlogs, the two were discussing a fan question about whether they had a version of ‘Jimin you got no jams’ and they were saying it was annoying that they weren’t good enough at English to think of something, but then Iwaizumi speaks up from where he’s reading somewhere behind them “wouldn’t it be something like ‘Hina you got no hams.’” and, in sync, Makki and Mattsun yell “HINA YOU GOT NO HAMS!” and Hinata pops up from another room saying ‘what? but we have ham in the fridge.’ and after that ‘we have ham in the fridge’ became one of HQ20′s biggest memes.

This post got really long, so for more HQ20 memery, see under the cut.

Other HQ20 memery includes:

“Oya oya oya? Oya oya oya.” (I mean, If you didn’t think this would be first on the list, you were very much mistaken) If Makki and Mattsun are the meme kings of HQ20, then Kuroo and Bokuto are the meme princes. The ‘oya’ meme came about in one of HQ20′s early vlogs when the two hyungs were tormenting maknae Tsukki and, after being perfectly polite, he finally snapped and used informal language to ask them to leave him alone and they responded with the classic ‘oya oya oya? oya oya oya.’ After that vlog, it became something of a catchphrase of the group whenever something unexpected happened, it would always be ‘oya oya oya? oya oya oya.’ It was possibly the first meme to go viral in the fandom and is still used by fans worldwide.

Sweet Dreams are Made of This! (why am I like this) So it’s no secret that HQ20 produce awesome music, and that’s why they are so well known, but one of the most loved things they produce for their fans is a crack series they have on youtube where they cover massive western hits from pre-2000 in Japanese or Korean (I will be writing more about this in a headcanon post that’s coming up). These videos are predominantly directed by Makki and Mattsun, and one of the most watched videos they have produced so far is a Japanese cover of Eurythmics, Sweet Dreams are Made of This, performed by Hina and Revo. Makki and Mattsun insisted on recreating the video as close to the original as possible, so that included cellos in a field, Hinata in a red dress, weird close-ups and a cow walking round a table. Overnight Sweet Dreams became one of their biggest memes, and the matsuhana duo have never been prouder.

“It doesn’t like you.” Probably the biggest kuroken meme, tbh. The meme was born from yet another vlog, where HQ20 members Kuroo and Kenma were out shopping and they came across a stray cat. The jet black cat immediately came up to Kenma and started purring and fussing around him, but when Kuroo (who likes to think of himself as the ‘King of Cats) tried to pet it, it started hissing and shying away. This happened a few times before Kuroo says “I don’t get it. Why won’t the kitty-cat talk to me?” and Kenma, with a completely deadpan expression, looked him dead in the eyes and said “it doesn’t like you.” at which point Kuroo fell dramatically on the floor pretending to be completely offended, clutching his heart. The video ends with the black cat then coming up to Kuroo, sitting its bum bang in the middle of his face, and looking up to Kenma for more attention, at which point Kenma kills the fandom by doing a rare tiny kitten laugh and saying “it really doesn’t like you.” (the smol boy knows how to wreck your bias)

Akaashi is Suffering™ (you knew this was going to be on here, don’t deny it) There are several fanmade (and a few made by Mattsun and Makki, probably) compilation videos of Akaashi in the background of videos looking 100% done with everything, normally while Bokuto and Kuroo do something ridiculous in the foreground. It’s gotten to the point now that Makki and Mattsun make videos where they secretly film Akaashi’s suffering and narrate it like a nature documentary: *zooms in on Akaashi asleep on the sofa with a towel over his face* “and here we see a tired Akaashi in his natural habitat, exhausted after an hour of overseeing the children” *camera pans to where Bokuto and Kuroo are lying on top of each other on the floor at Akaashi’s feet* “seeing an Akaashi like this is a very rare sight, but truly makes you question: who is the real hyung we are seeing here?” Alongside this, there are also the stories of what happens in the dorms (which you can read here) which truly show how much this boy has to put up with (poor Akaashi).

“Negativity begone!” (I love this phrase too much) This is another saying that the fandom now use all the time. It was started by Suga, in a backstage vlog at one of their concerts, where the video camera, which was being operated by Hinata and Kageyama at the time, zoomed in on HQ20′s scaredy-cat, Asahi, getting nervous about the concert. The section of the vlog starts with Hinata approaching Asahi and saying “Asahi-hyung, how are you feeling about the concert today?” and Asahi replies with “The concert should be good. Unless of course the lights fall down, or I forget the dance moves, or…” he then proceeds to list all the things that could possibly go wrong, until Suga comes over saying “there it is! Negative Goatee!” then he hits Asahi in the stomach and shouts “Negativity begone!” After this vlog was released “Negativity begone!” was quickly picked up and turned into one of HQ20′s most supportive and wholesome memes. There was even a charity created by a fan that raised money to help people with anxiety and depression, and the it was called ‘Negativity begone!’ Suga was one of the first people to make a donation to this charity when the fan reached out to him.

Scaredy-Asahi! Asahi is a bit of a meme in himself, bless him, but one of HQ20s ongoing memes is how terrified their resident Jesus is of everything. The videos are endless: Noya running and jumping off a low ledge, Asahi screaming ��NOYA, NO!” in the backround; Kuroo and Bokuto coming up with a way to prank Yaku, Asahi’s “guys, I really think this is a bad idea.” “Boku, Jesus thinks this is a bad idea. Are you ready to go to hell with me?” “Bro, I’m already in hell with you.” *Asahi whimpers*; Tanaka and Noya doing a video to see who they can make jump in the group, they jump out at Asahi and he screams in such a high pitch only dogs can hear him; etc… It’s made 10x funnier by the fact that he looks like the oldest and scariest out of the group.

“He’s a Lady Killer!” Problem children Tanaka and Noya are also a bit of a meme duo, though not quite as extensively as Makki & Mattsun and Bokuto & Kuroo (also most of their memes tend to be completely accidental, which isn’t always the case with the other four), although the biggest meme they’ve created probably goes to ‘He’s a Lady Killer!’ I mentioned it in Tanaka’s member profile, but this is the full story behind it. It came about where they were filming a prank vlog out on the streets where they would try and prank unsuspecting citizens, when a cute girl walking past dropped her purse. Tanaka picked it up and was like “should I run after her and give it back to her?” (super-nervous because he can’t actually talk to girls) and Noya was like “yeah, definitely! Go on man!” and then proceeded to hide and zoom in to film the whole exchange. It started off ok when Tanaka called out and got the girls attention, but then it took a turn for the worst when the girl started crying because she thought Tanaka was coming to kidnap her. Tanaka had to stutter his way through an explanation and practically threw the purse at her before running away in embarrassment. At the end of this exchange, Noya pans the camera round on himself and says to the camera, in broken English, “Ryu, everyone. He’s a real lady killer!” and thus the meme was born.

“R YU READY?” (my puns are terrible) Another Tanaka based meme, this time created by the boy himself. It’s pretty much as terrible as it sounds: a fan made the mistake of telling him that his name ‘Ryu’ is a bit like the English ‘Are You’ and Tanaka decided that this fact was super cool, and started screaming at the beginning of concerts “R YU READY?” (after which he would pretty much immediately get hit by Suga, Yaku or Iwaizumi, or all three of them). It quickly spread through the fandom and became a meme, with plenty of video compilations and other such mockery.

HQ20 Family Photos (otherwise known as ‘K the Rebel Child’). There are a lot of jokes that go round that HQ20 have the dynamic of a big family, with Daichi as their dad, Suga as their mum, Yaku as mum 2.0, Iwaizumi as the grumpy grandfather (which Oikawa jokes makes him the sweet and lovely grandmother, but he’s not old and wrinkly like Iwa-chan), Kuroo and Bokuto as the crazy uncles, Mattsun as the uncle that the kids love visiting because he can cook, Makki as the crazy aunt who’s constantly taking funny family videos, Akaashi as the overly tired (of your shit) aunt, Tanaka and Noya as the ‘cool’ older brothers, Kenma as the older brother that wants nothing to do with his clingy siblings, and the other 5 as the problem children. Of course this means that whenever they take big group photos, people joke that they are like family photos. The meme is in that Tsukishima always looks disappointed to be a member of the family. There are compilations of photos of him just looking like he’d rather be anywhere else than with his family (when asked about it in an interview, he said, with a completely dead-pan expression “well it’s no secret that I really would.” and people have avoided asking about it ever since).

Hey, Hey, Hey! (Bokuto was born to meme) This meme is actually an old meme from O.W.L that got so famous that Bokuto ended up carrying with him to HQ20. It’s origins lie in a song that was released by O.W.L, called The Best, in which one of the chorus lyrics goes ‘I could be the best, Hey, Hey, Hey!’ and the fans made compilation videos that were just Bokuto’s part where he sings ‘Hey, Hey, Hey!’ and thus a meme was born (I guess that makes this kinda HQ20′s ‘chogiwa’ but idk).

Hanger Tooru (one of the best extras Haikyuu have ever released, I could hardly leave it out) This is another famous meme that has come over from days before HQ20 was formed, this time carried from the Seijoh mem(e)bers, or, more specifically, Oikawa. It came about when once, when they were in Seijoh, Oikawa managed to put a shirt on with the clothes hanger still attached. Makki and Mattsun filmed the whole incident, including their commentary and Iwaizumi saying ‘this is the first time Oikawa has ever impressed me. I am speechless.’ and uploaded it for all the fans to see. It quickly went viral in the fandom, and people started using the nickname Makki had used in the video, ‘Hanger Tooru’.

Ninjaashi. This meme is born of Akaashi’s light footedness, which allow him to sneak up on nearly anyone. There are compilation videos of the other members of the group freaking out when they suddenly realise he’s in the room with them. Nobody knows if Akaashi actually enjoys being able to sneak up on people as he never seems to laugh about it, but there are theories that he actually takes great pleasure in his super-power, else why would he film people being terrified by him? Iwaizumi, so far, has never been surprised by Akaashi, however, and nobody can work out why he has this immunity to Akaashi’s super-power (some people think it’s a conspiracy and the pair are actually working together, but nobody really knows). There’s more about this in Akaashi’s member profile, here.

The only one that can hit me is Iwa-chan! and other Iwaoi related memes. These two are giant memes, largely supported by the meme team who ensure that every memeish thing these two do gets documented and put online for the world to see. Some of their many memes include Oikawa continuously blocking Iwaizumi from the camera in vlogs and interviews (normally with a Peace sign, which Iwachan then knocks out the way), Oikawa saying ‘Iwa-chan’ compilation videos, Iwaizumi saying ‘Shittykawa/Crappykawa/ Kusokawa compilation videos, “Shit. I’m extra.” (the moment when, in one of their English vlogs where they answer western fan questions, Iwaizumi realised Oikawa wasn’t the only extra one in their relationship. See this post), “Iwa-chan, are you my mom?” *cue Iwaizumi looking terrifying enough that Oikawa apologises on the spot*, Iwaizumi hitting Oikawa compilation videos (including a video that Makki and Mattsun put together where it starts with Oikawa looking at the camera and saying “the only one that can hit me is Iwa-chan!” and then immediately shows a compilation of all the times Iwaizumi has hit Oikawa and Oikawa screaming), and other such memery. The fandom lives for the memes produced from these two.

“Hinata, Boke!” Much like the Iwaizumi saying Shittykawa compilation videos, there are also, unsurprisingly, plenty of compilations of Kageyama saying “Hinata, Boke!” One talented fan even put this compilation to music and created the ‘Hinata, Boke! Song’, which was subsequently found by the other HQ20 members (read: Makki and Mattsun) who now sing it to Kageyama all the time to annoy him. There is another Hinata, Boke! meme, however, which is to do with Kageyama’s weird sleeping habits which I specified in this post.

“GET THE MILK!” It’s no secret to any HQ20 fan that Kageyama loves milk (it could be a meme in itself, tbh), but the meme of “GET THE MILK” was started in another vlog video, in which Hinata pranked Kageyama by hiding all the milk in the house before Kageyama woke up (it was mentioned in an interview once that apparently when he wakes up the first thing he does is drink milk, otherwise he will be in a bad mood). In the video, Kageyama wakes up and goes straight to the first fridge. When he finds no milk there he goes to the second fridge. Finding no milk there either, he begins to realise something is up. Then Hinata gives away his hiding place by giggling a little and Kageyama immediately realises what’s happened. He turns on the chibi-chan, screaming “HINATA, I’LL KILL YOU!” and Hinata, fearing for his life, runs out of the room screaming to god knows who “GET THE MILK! OR I’M GONNA DIE!” The video then cuts to black as Kageyama tackles Hinata to the floor. When it comes back up, Kageyama is sitting there drinking milk and looking furious and Hinata, who looks like he just got beat up, sheepishly rubs the back of his neck and says “well, I guess that didn’t go to plan.” After that fans fell for the phrase “GET THE MILK!” and it became another big HQ20 meme.

“Gomen, Tsukki!” This is another wholesome meme, because sunshines like Suga and Yamaguchi couldn’t provide us with anything less. It’s pretty much along the same lines as ‘Shittykawa’, ‘Iwa-chan’ and ‘Hinata, Boke!’, in that it’s just something that fans noticed Yamaguchi saying a lot. They jokingly call it the ‘sweet younger sister’ to all the other insults. As with the others, there are a number of compilation videos of Suta saying “Gomen, Tsukki!” and fans think it’s adorable.

Rev. Another name meme! I mentioned it in Lev’s member profile, and it basically came about through the struggles of the pronunciation of the letter ‘L’. The Japanese members, especially, struggled to pronounce ‘Lev’ and there are videos of interviewers and even sometimes the members themselves referring to him as ‘Rev’. Before he decided on the stage name ‘Revo’, there were also a number of printing errors where his name was written down as ‘Rev’. So, of course, it stuck and became a meme, as these things often do.

“Is your arm stuck or your Elbow?” The final meme I will mention here (because I didn’t realise how long this had gotten!) is yet another terrible pun. This time we are back to the meme princes, Bokuto and Kuroo, and their misadventures. It, again, sprouted from a vlog, in which Kuroo challenged Bokuto to reach up into a vending machine and get some candy out. Of course, as Akaashi had probably predicted, Bokuto got his arm stuck. But when he cried out that his arm was stuck, instead of helping, Kuroo just burst out laughing. That’s when Akaashi wanders in to the scene and realises that Bokuto’s arm is stuck and stops. Bokuto cries out “Akaashi! At last, someone who will help me!” But Akaashi just looks at him contemplatively and mutters “there’s a joke in here about Elbow and El-Bo (Bokuto’s stage name) somewhere.” And Kuroo, who is dying of laughter on the floor just cries out “Is your arm stuck or your Elbow?!” And Bokuto, stuck in a vending machine cries out “NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR ELBOW JOKES!” before the video zooms in on a very rare Akaashi smile before cutting to black. Of course, there are so so many Elbow/El-Bo jokes made by the members of HQ20 and fans alike, but “Is your arm stuck or your Elbow?” is probably the most famous.

Sorry this got way out of hand and completely left the original question! Gomen! But I hope you like these headcanons anyway ^.^

Come ask me for more headcanons about my kpop au here!

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